Thread 212307535

Sylvia edition

Previous: >>212304482

I liked Sylvia. Why are people so scared of fat chicks?

>>212307535 (OP)
>hoggerz

>>212307535 (OP)
>wear a belt
>wear two
>Dating advice by hack_blastard

Ellie is the funniest fish ever

she won

Is it possible to have a childbride who is an adult?

>>212307589
It was mostly displaced anger from the whole "WE'RE NOT LETTING YOU CALL SYLVIA FAT DAY 1" debacle and getting her the nightlight that made her the face of coddletank

Someone please post the recording or transcript of Angie's first Instagram stream after elimination to shut these delusional Simps up. She said that she wanted to stay for the rest of the show like Trish and hung out in the basement as long as she could before they kicked her out.

post yfw you never gave sam or jet a single cent

cleh

https://x.com/StrayTato/status/1940662836839305576

So this is the average person who cuckposts in here. Now sure why the median age of this show is like 30.

>>212307619
>Half of Ep3 is the daddy dom shit again
Yikes

>>212307601
I'd rather be raped than bored straight up

you are not attracted to ellie, you are attracted to the 10 30 year old men that groomed her on discord

Hey guys is it worse if a woman youre into tells you she is a lesbian when she objectively isnt or that she considers you just a friend? What are the implications of the former? Hypothetically of course

>>212307601
>>212307624
dude

>>212307678
>Now sure why the median age of this show is like 30.
Sam Hyde has been around since like 2008 when you were in diapers

remember when they tried blaming the show falling apart on a caller?
Didn't work out in the end..

>>212307678
is that sam hyde

>>212307619
>>212307691
can we finally admit that letty sucks?

>>212307678
I don't understand this beard dynamic, it's difficult for me to process it visually

>>212307705
Jej

Cherry Poppin' Goran

>>212307535 (OP)
she looks retarded because she has no eyebrows and a nut ass cut

The worst part of Angie being kicked is she brought out the Jimmy in Dan
So much content gone

>>212307726
She is pretty bad, yeah.

Did anyone catch this from the hk2 podcast with Jet?
https://youtu.be/NE0whbmyY5Y&t=3214
Jet says he doesn't see the fish as friends and would never want to spend time with them unless he has an "objective". LMAO

Ellie is possibly barefoot now in the RV with Jet!

>>212307755
>Ellie
>Fish

>>212307755
hahaha

Trish and Direnc are good women

>>212307791
direnc is the worst type of woman

>>212307726
Yes. All the astroturfing we got about how she was gonna have this dominating return to break up the Drench longhouse was something else.

>>212307666
SOMEBODY STOP ME

watermellie

>>212307726
josie and betty are worse, but yes

abby crash out when

>>212307781
Jet could probably get both of Ellie's dainty slender girlish feet in his broad froglike mouth at the same time, that fucker!

Hi Ellie, what's your plans for today?

Ok
Anyways

>>212307816
post the real one

>>212307804
strippers see men as money pinatas and are incapable of love

>>212307791
truuuuuu

>>212307755
he's so silly

>>212307726
Reminder Letty entered S4 shocked and commented how crazy everyone was. she was afraid she would come of as boring to them in comparison, she did

>>212307730
some people just grow beards that look like my ball sack hair when I was first going through puberty. it's all fuzzy and gay and ball sacky. they look like a human ballsack.

>>212307831
rude

>>212307823
Claire!

>s5 of fishtank after I buy it
>starwars theme
>Jet is a fish
>return of letty, vance, josie, cole, tj, jimmy, luke, burt, ect
>Jet humiliation ritual to hero arc
>at the peak of the arc, a man dressed as Darth Vader appears
>It's johnny

>>212307781
Jet sucking her toes after they’ve been in those musty ass Adidas for 8 hours

>>212307694
that's lowkey coping about getting raped

>>212307726
she did ok but they didn't need to make it drag out so much. episodes need to be tightened up the faster more edited format that adult swim probably forced on them was a good thing.

>>212307847
s4 was truly the best cast

the beautiful eleanor

Cücksulmellie

>>212307851
i don't understand why guys grow out beards when they don't have good facial hair, seems more and more common

>>212307755
horrifying

>>212307755
He’s talking about the Fishtank employees like Mints and those cameramen I can’t remember the names of.

trying to determine if jet neptune or jet goodson is a funnier name for an obese shirtless retard pervert

>>212307905
we were robbed and might never get a cast with as good chemistry again

teamo

They should do a twist where Jet is a fish but then Sam actually kicks him from the show and that’s how he gets fired from Fishtank

Well....Extreme Peace Episode 3 sucked. It's just artist guy shit and the Daddy Dom sketch again. The construction bit was mildly amusing, I guess.

now that might sound crazy but hear me out.
what if ellies plan to kickstart her grifter career and get her name out there is to lead jet on until she gathers enough evidence to publicly out him as what we all know he is?

>>212307938
That is a child

Lol at people just discovering Sam's wife and kid. The funniest part is his wife features prominently in one of the New World Peace sketches and she's been on his stream. He's basically fucking with you all

>>212307755
>Jet says he doesn't see the fish as friends and would never want to spend time with them unless he has an "objective".
yo... add it to the list

They should do a twist where Jet gets locked in a room with 30 homeless black guys with AIDS and they all take turns fucking him.

>>212307847
her attempt to get dirench out of the house failed, because aryeh and freddy wouldn’t stop fighting each other

>>212307965
sam is actually married to the fat hapa he chokes in WP2? i thought it was just a baby mama

powtank 2

uh oh /ftl/ is NOT going to like that

>>212307950
he fucked the elimination minor

>>212307965
the blue-haired asian girl isn't his baby mama

>>212307755
>"i wouldn't waste time with anyone but chris and ben"

>>212307965
that's obviously not the same girl

>>212307990
weird how 1 sentence can get me rock hard

Can we just call a truce, /ftl/? I'm tired, have been up all night, and I don't need Sam breathing down my neck over every little thing. I'll even cast one of you guys for S5.

>>212307589
her being a chubster with big tits is far and away the least repulsive thing about her. she has done everything to make herself disgusting except just get "RAPED" tattooed across her forehead.

I have nothing against Angela, she was a decent fish (bad social game tho) and earned her place in S4. I hate the endless simps who talk her up like she was some reincarnation of Christ. Would it have been better if Ellie or Seth left that week instead? Probably. But between her and Daniel, I'd rather her go home, especially with her piss poor performance with that challenge.

>>212308043
>a guy went to jail for this
i'm klaus

>>212308034
only if you remember the password to hack_blastard

>>212307535 (OP)
even with no eyebrows she is sexo, but her stupid eye makeup is a boner killer

>>212308026
>Not unless I have an objective

>>212307726
major big time

>>212308013
You're in for a surprise bucko. Her real name is ____ Park and she's from Atlanta. They met filming the first WP where she was an assistant. I know her personally.

>>212308002
is jacob even alive anymore? what’s the life expectancy on one of those guys

>>212308034
Okay. Give me a little money and I'll go on s5.

>>212308034
all you had to do was get cryo and scott back bitch

>>212307965
Last year he was dating the conservative grifter Natalie Winters. She was there during blood games and follows Brian and Letty on Instagram.

>hello fellow 4channers, i know le terry davis
go fuck yourself ellie if you dont have any ideas for a personality start reading books or something idk

>>212308034
get out of my ear dude

Aryeh jerks off to Ellie post tank everyday.

bianca garcia

/ftl/ is about to crash out

>>212308076
He is alive and doing the clout grind he's always been doing. He doesn't have a disability or anything, he's just ugly.

>>212308091
trvthnvke

>>212308098
this meme doesn't work because sam doesn't give a fuck about fishtank or jet fucking high schoolers

bill ottman slime tutorial

everyone online is a faggot, i shouldve just been a normie. kill yourselves

>>212308099
mi amor

>>212308099
we are saying this

Eleanor Moon
Marky Thompson
Simmons Zhu
Cole Dennis

>>212307726
>bunch of nothing is happening in S4
>she enters the house
>content skyrockets
no, she's made for shit like this and excels at it
>didnt skip a beat upon entering
>dragged Daniel to the confession and buckbroke him on the spot about angie

>>212307535 (OP)
booba

>>212308081
Can I see pics of this Natalie woman on Bloodgames Set? Ty

>>212308135
dude

>>212308113
>hip scar
extremely bratty

I'm wearing Brian griffin socks

>>212308129
I wouldn't really call that buck breaking, she just got Daniel to admit to what he was feeling. He just kept doing his thing after (drinking and fucking with Jet).

>>212308081
I literally know his wife since childhood. We went to the same Korean Christian church in Atlanta

rohypnol's greatest warrior

>>212308079
Can you even grow your hair out like you used to have or are you permabald now

peanits

more claire streaming point and click adventure games in the middle of the night type stuff

>>212307726
Letty may not be loyal but she's pretty, social and knows how to 'play the game' of life. She is most definitely not the doofus some people thought she was in S1. I mean she was on Hungry Games and traveled around Asia recently to massive fan fair. I'm angry she unfollowed me but I kneel.

>>212308010
>>212308103
whats up are you okay

Big Purple was raped

Hope Ellie has plentiful mirrors at her disposal.
She couldn't walk 5 seconds in the tank without
looking at her own reflection.

>>212308175
that's fair

>>212308171
the weight of this webm made my entire desk collapse through the floor into the basement you asshole, i had to go down two flights of stairs to type this

I recorded Dan's live thing on x last night if anyone wants to hear it
https://voca.ro/1eqMTy52EcSC

>>212308187
>i didn't go to college, I went to khole

>>212308079
I’ll give ya a shot in the mouth ya queer

>incel take
Angelina never cared about Daniel and simply manipulated him into being her pawn
>true take
Daniel was the one that broke Angewina's heart by getting too much in his head and turning into a bitter incel

>>212307970
Did Sam mean to knock up a dog face gook? Or was he just past the point where an abortion would ruin his conservative grift?

>>212308193
I probably could but I tend to cut it off when it gets beyond 3 inches. Takes like 4 months to get there. I just don't have thr patience for long hair growth. I hate that my mom won't cut her hair often. Her long hair is everywhere in the house.

>>212308200
Define fan fair. All I heard about it were people shit talking her for being a slut, falling in love with a sleeze and then TJ showing up.

>>212307726
Letty is far better than you, cl*udia. She's actually intelligent. She has her vices, but for the most part she's entertaining to watch and will be successful in life, unlike you.

Throwing piss and acting cunty was the peak of Nina's life. Let that sink in.

>>212308227
@grok give me a qrd summary

>>212308212
They called him Big Brown after he was done with him

throwing ben around in the playroom angie style

>>212308235
she said in her application video she wanted to be like letty and fuck with people

>Elli you can't pick Jet he will kill you like he did Ciara
>You have to come with me i'm the wholesome chungus of the wiggers lets run away

>>212308240
nigger, take your faggot gossip shit somewhere else

>>212308178
stop being schizo no one cares

>>212308171
Is that Alex b wife?

>>212308178
Well you better tell her to ask Sam about Natalie

Its funny you post Sylvia addition because I remember the first time seeing Sylvia in those leather pants I was like "Oh yeah Jet Neptune is just recruiting hot gothic chicks to fuck after the show"

Boxed with my buddy, update old thread, shit ton of leaks.
Ordering kebab popping an edible and reading the wigger drama
Anons, gigigagkaka

>>212308240
that wasn't me, and letty is dumb. anyways

>>212308269
Ella!

>>212308187
>casually hits vape while his boss explains to the investors that they took their fucking money

>>212308238
Well some of that is true I guess but I just remember watching her for hours in NYC or Korea and having a blast singing eating socializing just generally positive and entertaining

>>212308097
it was so dumb he did all that "whose your favorite fish... it's me right?" whining instead of just flirting

Chinese girls will just like you for being a giant mook white guy if you act regular

20 years ago they would have fucked no question

crazy to me that ben just turned 20 this year

>>212308243
okay, but when tayleigh does it

>>212308276
Opinion was asked, opinion was delivered. Lettyseether.

>>212308238
That's what happened, he's just explaining the simp cope version of events. What happened was that all the simps were talking up how Letty was some master manipulator who had wormed her way into Ice Poseidon's inner circle when in reality she was just a groupie and fell in love with a methhead ip2 degenerate

>>212308289
you didn't think her "I would fuck jesus" idea was the height of intellectual conversation?

>>212308235
I don't believe she manipulated him into being a pawn because if she did she absolutely wasted the work for no fucking reason. I also don't believe she cared much about him at all. I can only assume she has above average intuition in womanly manipulation but no actual strategical goals in mind. At best it looked like she was just floating to be the cheerleader for whoever was highest in stocks by jumping from Daniel to Freddy.

>>212307624
>>212307601
he can't keep getting away with this

Why doesnt cryokeen just take ozempic so he can relive his twink glory days

wearing claire's ass like a coonskin cap

the jet vape in the final goodbye and in the ellie direnc nyc pic
its the same vape?

You need to be journalistic and compile real evidence about fishtank.
The rape of tayleigh in s2 for example is good ammo when you're presenting it to CNN

>>212308235
>Angelina never cared about Daniel and simply manipulated him into being her pawn
girls don't hold hands with guys they don't care about

>>212308091
shes trying to be ironic

>>212308359
powerful imagery

He looks like a fucking retarded nerd here. Reviewbrah swag. Also I thought he was older than me but he was a prepubescent pencil neck geek in 2015 evidently.

90% of Lettys notoriety is due to Jon if you think about it.

>>212308359
Looks like all the autists who whine about Jet here flocking to his teet

it turns out that every single faggot on the computer is a faggot, and that the normies were actually the cool and nice ones. who knew?

>>212308269
>>212308292
Smella forever

>>212308325
shut up, fat, faggot

>>212307624
why did she delete

>>212307624
>>212307601
Shes mocking us.

>>212308375
No, no, anon, she threw water and condiments around
then she threw pee and had her stuff taken downstairs so it couldn't be fucked with
that's peak content

>>212307601
>>212307624
wtf

>>212308336
If she didnt care, she wouldnt hava gloated at the end of the candy challenge costing her the few seconds that made her lose in the end

>>212308224
hottest chick that's ever been on the show easily

>>212308385
she didn't

>>212308373
Bro you are such a young hot looking 30 year old unlike the old looking ugly Jet Neptune who fucks all the women you obsess over online, You should totally post about his r9k history while he creampies the girl you dream about.

>>212307726
No. I love Letty and I'm disappointed she was only on S4 for a couple of days.

>>212308403
lmao

>>212308240
while reading this i could only picture her sentient eye and hairy brown swamp pussy

>>212308342
It's expensive and feels like cheating. I might end up doing it tho eventually.

Letty has commented on Claire talking shit multiple times yet never on Betty. Why does Claire get so much more under her skin?

>>212308359
for god sake, those are literally toddlers, jon is a nonce or posting this

>>212308171
/our boon/

>>212308318
Tayleigh completely heemed Trish up tho and bitched Abi. That's why she'll always be /our-girl/

powtank presents: bitchtank 2 - a jacobian experience

>s3 is jet's least favourite season because all the women were normies and couldn't get groomed

kek

>>212308373
HEIL

>>212308434
https://www.cremieux.xyz/p/how-to-get-cheap-ozempic

>>212307726
Claire's hands typed this post

>>212307755
are there any big cringe nukes in this podcast? I want to hate watch like i do with sam interviews but sam at least has some amount of personality. Idk if I can listen to hours of jet.

ellie is like a mix of abis social retardation and shadis meme spam

>>212308442
Claire is funnier

>>212308198
With spontaneous claireoke

QRD on jacob/powenvy?

>>212308434
It will also curb the alcohol cravings and impulsive behavior, maybe get you off Fishtank fandom
It's a wonder drug

>>212308406
I think she was wound up emotionally about the whole situation and taking it out on Daniel since he was the most harmless punching bag. I don't think it was personal in that kind of way.
The only thing I do find weird and no one ever brought up to her was that she admitted she knew Daniel was trying to hold her hand and she not only did nothing but several times got closer to him. I'm far from an expert in females but that does stand out as anomalous.

>>212308219
The first time she looked directly into the pts cam was kino, but she ended up doing it every 5 minutes the whole time she was on the show.

>>212308411
okay this for sure gotta be hack because who the hell would run defense for him like this

I put a mirror in Times Square and now Ellie is stunlocked looking into it

>>212308493
good showrunner and when jet saw that he pulled support

>>212308463
...this is problematic

>>212308442
That was years ago bro

>>212308442
Because B*tty is a coal burning whore which makes her subhuman even compared to Cl*dia.

>>212307601
>>212307624

>>212308411
triggered much? but yeah I looked way better than him and I look younger than him now for sure. also I do not wanna fuck any of the retards that have been on this show.

>>212308502
lmaooo

>>212308493
Angie's half-brother

>>212308493
weird pervert

>>212308493
he’s a turkey tom orbiter that got cast/hired to be on bitchtank because he’s an ectomorphic freak with gruesome braces.

>>212308487
Truuuu

jet <3

>>212307535 (OP)
I'm not sure how to feel that this beast got me chubbed up

one of my favorite fishtank moments wasn't even on the show. it was TJ on a stream saying 'some girls need to stop trying to be someone they are not' and then half the girls in the FTL universe crashing out on him because they thought it was directed at them

/ftl/ is about to have a major meltdown

>>212308442
Letty only talks about claire when they bring her up in chat

>>212308493
good showrunner
should replace jet

>>212308534
kek

love with shadi's friend

>>212308116
he'll care if it could damage his conservative christian brand which is his best pivot away from this shitshow, but I agree that's not too likely

>>212308554
cuite pie <3

>>212308534
god they look so good together
i hope they hook up @powtank2

>>212308460
>the only girl on S3 that might have fucked him is binx and she doesn't drink so his normal tactic wouldnt work
tragic

>>212308448
Selfpost central

>>212308463
Kek this is funny. The mirror selfie of him clutching his phone is gay but whatever he was like 12 I guess.

>>212308380
>>212308292
>>212308269

She does know how to handle retards.

>>212308488
And she's a lot less ugly than both of them

>>212308456
Powtank 2: Angela and Daniel, TJ, Claire and Letty, and Ellie's metoo police report of Jet.
Will top every season of Fishtank.

>>212308585
Binx was fucking famous producers and then fucked 6'2 chad nerd Luke
Jet never stood a chance

>>212308574
90% people in this thread think that Pillrebirth guy isn't incredibly gay for posting that

Where is the proof Jet was cucked by his own dad?

>>212308579
yes <3

>>212308585
Jet isnt black enough for binx

Did he rape Abi or what? She mentally retarded what a piece of shit

>>212308330
That’s actually a thing though. Lots of Jesus freak girls remembering having a teen crush on Jesus

>>212308292
i have 0 respect for this bitch she tapped out after like 2 days
WEAK!

whats conGREGated about?
is it gonna be epic or what

>>212308463
He is one of the few people that would probably unironically look better if he shaved his eyebrows off entirely

>>212308442
because claire is relevant and popular to an extent but betty is basically erased from existence at this point because of her telegram antics

>>212308574
Jet could rape and kill Ellie and I wouldn't care

Oyzempic Keen

Kind of has a nice ring to it

>>212307965
>they're THIS desperate now
fuck off we're not watching it

>>212308608
nah, there's no way.

Her mom must've been REALLY good looking because both her and her sister are surprisingly attractive, although Ellie is the runt because of her vietnamese father, her korean genes are strong

>>212307601
>>212307624
Don't use insta, is there something that goes where the arrow is pointing to as a joke? It's not pointing at her own avi

there is nothing interesting about ellie or any of these fucking girls that have been on fishtank. youre all insane and live inside a fantasy realm you’ve created in your faggot minds.

/ftl/ is about to boil over and explode

>>212308638
Nobody gives a fuck about claire outside of 4chan

>>212308330
Imagine performatively sperging out over a midly edgy conversation because you turned 30 and decided to larp as a christian while simultaneously watching pee pee poo poo tank. Christ is le king

>>212307624
he ding-dong diddly raped her
damn you jet

>>212308442
nina is jealous

>>212308631
impossible

>>212308645
>not Cryozempic Keen
come on man

>>212308619
yeah but she was trying to imitate red scare and coming across like a retard because she doesn't really get the podcast she's such a big fan of

still waiting on that nazi black sun wheel edit for this pic

anyways

You shouldn't have posted that

>>212308493
tiktok lolcow that got famous for "ironically" having an extremely dirty and cockroach infested room and he successfully managed to translate the attention he was getting into getting women (unlike jet who pays money to get girls to hang out with him)

ipad kids grew up to give us inspirational quotes such as
>I'd rather be raped than bored

>>212308498
I think she genuinely liked daniel and if I remember right has a retard in the family, but more like a kind of comfort during a weird show rather than a sexual partner. Once he got too wrapped up and too horny he was no longer comfortable to her and she said as much a few times.

>>212308638
Does anyone have the pic of bettys whiteboard paragraph?

>>212308664
yes and nobody gives a fuck about betty anywhere, hence letty responding to claire type stuff and not betty

Just a heads up. Tai's new music video is coming out tomorrow.

https://x.com/crookedtbeats/status/1937288749118816333

>>212308669
not what I meant at all but go off kid

>>212308534
niggas really simp for this lmao

>>212308493
Jet's future replacement

>>212308688
cutie

like I’m into the raping blob

>>212308688
is blue hair all it takes to find her attractive?
does she need to jiggle car keys too?

/ftl/ take a breather before you hurt yourself or others. Don't destroy anything in your room. It's going to be okay, just breathe.

>>212306127
Which fishgirls do you guys think you can buy a weekend with via simpbux?
I don't believe you could get the S3 girls minus alexis. I think Binx and Mizzy manipulate their simps par-excellence. They didn't fuck jet and collect the most simpbux for almost nothing in return.

>>212308359
What did Jon mean by this lmfao

>>212308714
i hope its a jet dis track

>>212308698
what

>>212308657
She has an animal skull tattoo on her chest?

>>212308537
is it true jacob fucked one of the bitchtank girls?

>>212308608
Meh he's still less gay than the guy replying under him.

are a lot of letty's fans like 16? is that not just as weird as ellie's fans being like 35?

>>212308359
waw milk

QRD on me?

>>212308714
bucky

>>212308746
Him and Claire claim he made out with Haley. I don’t remember if Haley denied it.

>>212308746
he sexted haley

>>212308761
no please not again

>>212308653
is this real? he unironically looks way better. kind of looks like dan hentschel.

So is Jon Bisexual or Gay?

>>212308200
She’s loyal and doesn’t know how to play the game of life at all

someone needs to start baking hella threads so we get kicked

>>212307535 (OP)
Is it true that Sam pimps out fishtank girls to his jewish overlords?

She went on the show, she knew what she was getting into. I say, let 'em groom

>>212308664
That may be true, but Claire is relevant in these threads, and these threads are relevant in the minds of most contestants

>>212308561
which girls crashed out

something fucked up is about to happen

>>212308493
gave us a show

>>212308754
Claire is a silly goose!

>>212308709
Betty has Twitter clout unlike claire

>>212308731
ugh I’m sorry

why did shadia and claire turn to prostitution?

finding direnc like shia lebofs flag

>>212308796
If she was loyal she wouldn't have unfollowed me on X. Ungrateful BITCH

Is this the longest they've done the "show's ending early" bit??

>>212308804
I guarantee you none of the contestants give a fuck about /ftl/. We're worse and less relevant than the twitter and reddit retards

>>212308658
Truth

You REALLY shouldn't have posted that

>>212308493
some guy who helped ensired profitability

>>212308687
need that edit

daily shoutout to rv_dubz

>>212308804
Claire simp. She’s irrelevant just accept it

>>212308574
Its funny that people think she would be honest about sucking him off

Be honest, (You) would groom tight little pieces if you could get away with it like Sam and Jet do and had retarded twitter orbiters defending you 24/7 and giving you money

/ftl/ gonna be melting down over this for the next day. It's over. I tried.

>>212308746
he tried fucking claire fs

>>212308812
sovl

so was it the deleted reddit post or rv_dubz that posted the picture first?

>>212308658
no shit

>>212308761
ahhhhh

>>212308876
Maybe.

A Tayleigh side piece would be nice

>>212308806
7 months and no one has leaked shit on the S3 girls.
All the other known fish whores had their cockbuddies in here rubbing it in peoples faces.
Hell Shadi herself leaks her own escapades half the time.

ohhhhh b*ttygram big mad now

What age range is Jetfrey Nepstein looking through for season 5?

rv_dubz - the hero of /ftl/

/ftl/'s in a state

>even reddit is smartening up on Jet being a sex pest

Jetbros...we're running out of places to hide

bitchtank 2 in a small size warehouse to test the custom set meta (its gonna be a huge success)

>>212308669
>imagine
>does a performative spergout over twitter christgrifters

>>212308688
tight hagussy

CryoKeen, your art fucking sucks.

>>212308403
wondering why he has an Israeli gas mask

>>212308817
Post Betty's whiteboard

>>212308800
You could argue that the show churns out dime square ethots which are ultimately foot soldiers for Peter thiels (Jewish overlord) gay agenda.

>>212308714
cool

Put your name back on

>>212308906
>haha guys for this season we are running kindergarten tank haha
>it's a bit
>MDE never dies

>>212308617
abi fucked jet voluntarily, she even cheated on her boyfriend
claire was apparently semi raped because she was blackout drunk when jet fucked her kinky handcuff style and recorded it

Ice Posiedon gets Kimmy and Jet gets Claire. A little unfair no?

/ftl/'s gone schizo
it's so over
anyways

What's done in the dark will be brought to the light

>>212308705
I guess that makes sense, I didn't know about the retard thing. Would also explain the overall reaction to things when she felt it was going to far. I don't think Daniel was being too horny but she escalated it into Daniel being a huge pervert when the worst he did was try to hold her hand. Daniel honestly comes across like he wouldn't have sex unless the woman basically forced him to, everything he did was like child crush levels, holding her hand was like a huge deal to him lol.

Fuck it, ellieposter here.
Rate my fit.

arent warehouses stupidly expensive
they should just buy a secluded house with no neighbors

cease and desist posting

Starting to think this Jet guy isn’t a very good person

this is so fucked up

>>212308876
Full honesty, i wouldnt be a better man than jet.
Less galaxy gas and a better show maybe tho

Angie is secretly jealous that Ellie is with Jet. Angie wanted to buddies with production so bad.

>>212308664
/ftl/ controls the narrative

>>212308974
we're actually quite reasonable compared to reddit now

>>212308927
>kiwifarms are defending jet
>4chan doesn’t care
>twitter are defending jet
>people on youtube comments are defending jet
jet 4-1

>>212307755
wtf I thought Ben’s laugh on pre-s3 streams was a troll

>>212308676
She doesn’t listen to red scare

>>212308876
Definitely but I'd be smarter about it and I wouldn't get my show cancelled by the local government first.

>>212308988
Honestly theyre not that bad. They're usually more expensive because they're bigger. 10,000 sq ft would be like 1.5-2m unless its in the city.

>>212308471
this shit is gay and paywalled just go to glp1forum

isnt a warehouse just a shed? farmerboys built those 100s of years ago
just get to building

He's a good son

This wigger cast an 18 year old high school girl because "someone dropped out" and people just let him get away with it

>>212309001
Do you guys shill "ironically" or what?

>>212308998
Our gobbo rejected Jet's invitation to stay in the basement when she asked if she could be a freeloader and stay in the house with the fishes

>>212309005
who told you that
they lied

>>212308876
No, but I'd definitely use my showrunner status to fuck other women outside the show. You don't want to shit where you eat.

>>212308572
Yummy

>>212308998
Truuuuuu

>>212308982
looking clean and respectable, brotha!

>>212308982
Jawline so weak you had to cut one out of your beard?

>>212308901
theyre not whores I never said they sold ass

>>212309001
>kiwifarms are defending jet

that's enough reason to hate jet

>>212308982
looks ugly compared to jet

Claire, I need to rest my head on your soft thighs and tell me things are going to be okay. Nothing weird.

>>212308791
Straight but homerotic

>>212308982
looking sexy bro i aint gonna lie, shame about the hairloss

>>212308982
Are you Ben's dad?

wake up mr west, mr west
uh uh good morning!

>>212308985
>my favorite bit is ending the show early because I just couldnt wait to fuck the contestants

>>212309020
Depends, the word gets tossed around a lot but it's not always just a big empty shed, at least not what I assume the kind they are going for is. I've done IT work for many and a lot are like 75% offices and 25% open spaces for machining and work.

>>212309029
You actually think a clout hungry chimp like her wouldn't stay given the opportunity? Pathetic

>>212308982
trt vance?

>>212309029
it's so clear Jet was the one who turned this clout-chasing whore down and now she's doing porn to like 3 simps KEK

Claire, you owe me a handjob

Mrs. Neptune

>>212309009
Cutie

>>212309029
love this cute tight thing

>>212309109
wholesome

qrd?

>>212309054
but will claire sell ass for a trip to universal with angie, and I?

>>212309109
>90% of this thread doesn't think that this dude is gay as fuck

angies existence is actually so embarassing
i'd feel bad for her if she wasn't such a pathetic slut

>>212308876
Maybe, I'd like to think I wouldn't be so skeevy about it and just let it happen instead of it being obviously pre-meditated yellow fever by Goran. Anybody who pretends they wouldn't fuck Ellie given the opportunity however is lying, a faggot, or a lying faggot.

when the cams come back on your minds will be blown

>>212308754
No that’s based

>>212309109
Hapa mongrel incel son of Jet would be like the second coming of Elliot Rodger

last chance to sway the OFFICIAL opinion
https://forms.gle/ji69FvbC4LiehRzF9

>>212308761
This makes it look like a loft, so bizarre

>>212309137
she's a good person, and a tight slut

>>212307834
nobody but you posts this btw

when does jimmy show up

>>212309136
LMAO

>>212309032
Letty said it

>>212309124
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750121938467224.webm

>>212309127
claire is rich lol

>>212309141
This but unironically. Tomorrow the director cam will be up first

>>212308876
Fans not contestants. That’s flying too close to the sun

Is Jin just Sam's son from the future?

>>212309161
>sista Tayleigh
>the boss nigga needs his daily rimjob
>now get down and rim that shit
>*AHHHH YESSS*
>boss nigga is pleased...

>>212309180
Nah Sam's future son is going to be a mental case

>>212309137
What's your issue with her? She gets to hang out on the beach all day and be a tight little slut well she has an army of IRL and online Simps sending her gifts 24/7.

>people unironically think Extreme Peace is good
what the fuck

>>212309156
>>212309128
who has the balls to beat up jet, while getting jumped by luke, ben, and sam?

>>212308219
ngl if i looked like her i would be looking at myself all the time too

>>212309136
>dave isn't claire the same age as your daughter

>>212309137
I doubt she cares whether or not you feel bad

>>212309160
that's a weird thing to say, does it really upset you that much?

>>212309189
kill yourself
>>212309205
kill yourself

>>212309177
>he doesn’t know

kek the one angie seether is having a melty today

>>212309204
>plays with tayleigh feet

>>212309230
himothy

>making at least $1200 a month by posting instagram-tier bikini photos on patreon
>doesn't suck off wiggers

total brat victory

>>212308982
>that hat
>shirt too tight
>wrong belt
>pants too tight, rise too low
>wrong shoes
0/10

>>212309230
oh hell naw these white boys are craaazy

>>212309153
Both of his grandmothers would be mentally ill whores too

Vinny Ramos status?

>>212309249
Made me lol

Tayleigh live in 10 minutes btw

>>212309230
Seth got acne treatment and personality replacement treatment (PRT)? Good for him.

>>212308824
>1hr drive with traffic
fellas?

>>212308982
lose the hat and its fine

>>212309285
we do not care

whore

>>212309177
but she loves poppy concerts and theme parks.

>>212309249
fucking lol

>>212309285
Nobody cares about this kwab failed chud anymore

>>212309305
in nyc? good luck

>>212309308
You probably care a lot.

reminder that angie stole ellie's airpods

>>212309251
I'm glad for her if this is what she wants. It's you simps I feel bad for. The obsession in these threads are crazy and I genuinely hope you don't rope yourselves when she gets a boyfriend.

Do men actually think Claire is attractive? Just like how you guys don’t understand why girls simp for Jet it’s the same with me for Claire, I think she’s the ugliest girl to be on fishtank so why do guys like her?

>>212309275
putting his star in on hollywood blvd

>>212309285
>Tayleigh
nah i have a tight young slut named Angelina I goon to now. Tayleigh is a cringe methhead now.

yall dont actually care that ellie is fucking jet you just mad you werent able to get to her before him lmao

>>212309340
They're paying her to stay single

>>212309275
he's about to blow up right now
and oh yeah his name is tinky

>>212309336
? no, we don't

>>212309341
She’s hot as fuck

>>212309314
whats your beef

>>212309315
vietgooky

>>212309341
i think she looks like a rat

>>212308932
bitchtank 2 in jets apartment with whatever young girls he can still get to apply

>>212309341
dogfaced cunt

>>212309340
>he thinks I watched a single second of season 4

>>212309160
Did you get triggered? lol

karma is going to get you in the end

>>212309341
It makes a lot more sense when you realize these threads are full to the brim with Cryokeens

>>212309341
Shes beautiful

>>212309358
Yeah that's unfortunately not how that works. At best if she's smart she'll hide it but you'll find out one day. Probably within a year.

>>212309341
incels always simp for the beatest whores. look at the tayleigh simps. they tell themselves they might have a chance with them

cryokeen is the leader of /ftl/

>>212309341
im like into claire

>>212309341
She's the hottest fishgirl to me

>>212309354
trvke but Jet is an ogre, if it was Luke people would be making cutesy ship memes like they did with french

>check out the fishtank 'cord
>they unironically defend Jet
Grim

>>212309409
i told you guys he wears lift inserts

>>212309374
You do. Not we. You.

>>212309453
no we don't

>>212309442
Modern young women don’t value success over any other trait lmao what world is this nigga living in

stop being mean im over it

>>212309442
>Screencapping your own post
kys

>>212309341
Ellie has 10 times more simps than Claire. it just seems like Claire has a lot because the same five people constantly push her in every conversation to make her seem relevant. They can only do it here because no where else gives a fuck about her.

>>212309340
>when she gets a boyfriend

>>212309442
>success

>>212309377
Can't a man look for someone to go to universal with in peace?

michael madsen died and you guys are posting binkys instead of posting in the sticky

grim

>>212309442
this message just screams incel vibes

>>212309479
post your tits

>>212309427
She literally lets a man beat her in something she calls a play room. She brought it up multiple times in the house.

>>212309442
am i the only one that doesn't want to watch jet's dating and friendship simulator

>>212309133
I think he's gay as fuck but 90% of men also watch videos of other men fucking women that they are attracted to so by default they are all at least as gay as him if not gayer and so don't have a leg to stand on in that regard.

>sam stopped working out inside the house after jin made fun of him
kwab

>>212309341
Yeah sort of. Tayleigh is the girl I don’t understand people simping for.

>>212309478
nigga you are retarded

>>212309401
I mean if you're just a gooner than whatever but I don't think I'm referring to you. Just the ones who post non stop about everything she does, and how she was some super mental manipulator of the season and shit like that. They have clearly moved into pure delusion so when she shatters it, they will not be ok.

>>212309341
white girl buff and non-obese buff. any mid white girl that's not morbidly obese will be considered attractive especially considering how rare they are.

>>212309442
honestly I care less about him grooming sloppy whores than the fact he did it right after his show crashed and burned despite saying they were going to be working hard to fix it

anyone who still supports him is a massive fucking faggot

Didn't Xavier foreshadow a trip to new York. Hahahahaha

>>212309465
You do

>>212309376
>>212309421
>>212309438
??? she should be put down for being this ugly

>>212309478
what the fuck do they value in your opinion?

>>212309341
Claire is the princess of /ftl/

>>212309534
no u

>>212309341
I love Jewish/italian women. They have aura.

>>212309507
what did he say

>>212309530
>the crackwhore stripper is the most educated and cultured fish

The hypocrisy of fat kissless redditors acting like they wouldn’t fuck Ellie because she’s 18 is so funny

>>212309442
Fucking some slut who wants to orbit you isn’t wrong just because she’s 18. If you weren’t a dysgenic, virgin redditor yourself you’d probably be swiping 18-19 year olds on tinder like other grown men who get pussy

>>212309496
Caring about who fucks who is peak incel


I think get should overdose on nitrous btw, I just don’t think there’s anything wrong with wanting prime pussy

>>212309486
>>212309486
I thought I remember posts saying she admitted she made all that up. Does she really have a boyfriend and these niggas are still that obsessed?

>>212309530
Cuh-ringe

>>212309251
that number will drop off a cliff in a months time when the majority who signed up realise they’re not getting nudes
good for her for securing a decent chunk of cash while she could

still not over that s4 is over

>>212309530
direnc the good

>>212309442
>HE'S THE CREATOR OF THE FUCKING SHOW
I can't even tell if the wigger glazing is ironic or not anymore.

>>212309442
>Jet
>success
LMFAO

The only way this show exists is because everyone else funded it. He has no success and the money goes to Sam and Ottman.

>>212309442
These people don't see how Fishtank being a tool for Jet to get laid compromises the integrity of the show. Weird cope.

>>212309530
Australia must be a grim country.

>>212309530
She’s a good woman.

new tweet

>>212309341
i don't find her attractive but she's by far the funniest female fish next to Letty.

>>212309576
being a successful grifter is still being successful

>>212309530
cryo's art is better

>>212309545
“nobody wants to watch a fat balding old man run on a treadmill”

>>212309582
is this why unemployed types like a nigger?

>>212309551
>something something incel something something incel virgin

Why can't troons get through a post without using this argument? It's all they ever have

>>212309195
Define good, there is a really low bar for comedy.

>>212309478
All ape females value perceived social status within their tribe over anything else. Jet is high status within her perceived "community" of discord trannies.

>>212309592
just a cheeky little downblouse ferda

>>212309195
There's like one decent sketch per episode (with the first having zero)

>>212309484
If Claire embraced findom paypigging the sky would be the limit. Limitless potential to monetize her slutty mid weird aura. But she doesn’t and that’s why she is best girl

>>212309616
retarded cop out kek

>>212309560
depends how pathetic her top simps are.
Binx and Mizzy's top simps just increase their donations every time someone drops off.
Took Josie 2 years and multiple cuckenings before her best paypiggies gave up.

>>212309341
Face is kinda busted but in a cute way, great bod though.

>>212309616
Are you fucking gay AND retarded? I was responding to someone saying incel you fucking tranny faggot

>>212309652
hey vgr guess what? you should kill yourself

like I’m into /ftl/

>Tayleigh: 46 viewers
>Taylor: 56 viewers
holy shit taylo fucking won

we need to be making claire cry

Jet Neptune is a fat disgusting pedophile rapist

>>212308676
there's nothing to "get" about red scare, dasha is a new right ZOG useful idiot.

>>212309648
need this little tunnel bunny right now

>>212309652
This. Claire gets points for keeping her whoring on the downlow before it all blew up in her face.

>>212309714
then why do i wanna throat his worm

>>212309354
Sex is legitimately kind of creepy tho. Not in a 'moral' way or in a 'he's hurting her' way but metaphysically, intellectually if you took the existence of sexual union to it's logical conclusion you would be startled by what physical space even means, our own perceptions. Psychology means that all physical space is weaved together through sex and sexuality, so the abuse of that is kind of like the walls start caving in and the sun crashes into the earth and the lights go out. People really should only have sex with each other if they're married. It's just true man. We're lucky we can even bare the other reality for a couple seconds. That's the whole idea of grace and mercy

claire is funny

imagine simping over jet neptunes sloppy seconds

>>212309551
the problem is less about him chasing high schoolers (which is definitely weird for a guy who made a website with child porn), and more about the fact he uses the show to do it so brazenly. He keeps fucking up the show while spending too much time thinking about getting into the panties of the fish.

It would be one thing if the show worked, but it didn’t, and he actively made decisions that made the legal issues increase. It just looks exceptionally pathetic from a man who has enough means to go get pussy away from his fuckin reality show.

i signed up for hell house and got the fat producer fucks egirls show

>>212309538
Looks

>>212309714
he raped greg?

>>212309652
Cope. she’s ugly and mid which is why she’s irrelevant

>>212309737
thank you aryeh

>>212309701
they both lost

why would i be jealous of a red scare, shill, fucking grifter ass bitch

Holding hands with eleanor

>>212309701
Meanwhile Trish was pulling 1k daily.

>>212308891
this is the post btw. does anyone have the pic without the rv_dubz caption?

https://www.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1lq40c2/spotted_in_the_wild_fish_tank_never_dies_o7/

>>212309737
So tired of this boring chat gpt metaphysical nonsense

No, I'm not doing this again. I'm not subjecting myself to the same Claire talk faggotry. Go fuck yourselves, faggots

>>212308876
Ive been in that position and didnt do it so i know im a better man

post like you are burt

>>212309701
>100k botted indian followers
>50 legit viewers
KWABOTaYlor

>>212309616
>Defending wanting 18 year old pussy is troon behavior

You got that backwards tranny,

>>212309744
the last 2 weeks of S2 is the only time they ever delivered on hellhouse and you are still giving them money

thats on you

>>212309744
sounds like you got hell house

Fact: Jet has to go after teenagers because anyone with a developed brain could see he's a disgusting sex pest
Fact: Every girl who's been around him has said he's a creep and a sex pest
Fact: Jet will cope that he's happy with his life while fucking an 18 year old but drink himself to sleep every night because he'll never form a connection with an actual adult woman who could see through his bullshit so now he's stuck in limbo trying to talk to barely legal zoomers who act even more brain rotted than he is

>>212309782
Shivew me Timbews, the fat anti-cwaire posters mad at me.

>>212309782
well shivew me timbews the fat guy's got an issue wif me

dropping a truth nuke

shiver me timbers the fat guy has an issue with me

Surviving Goran

>>212309442
holy fuck

RIP

>>212309552
The angel of /ftl/ would never ever lie to her fans.

>>212309642
it gets some chuckles out of me but I agree the sketches are really poorly thought out for the most part or just a poor rehash of something they've already done before.

the charls breakup scene was so bad. It's the same kind of rambling that goes nowhere that charls does on his own show when he's completely cocked off rum and cokes except its the final cut of the sketch.

>>212309804
again, i do not give them money and i doubt very many people here do

>>212309341
she's beavtifvl for a dog faced cunt

>>212309824
We get it, Angela makes your dick hard. You don't have to keep trying so hard to tell us.

eating out claire

>>212309775
bill ottman standing around pretending to care about what jet is saying

>>212309843
still applies. you are crying about something you know damn well they dont deliver on

NO MORE THREADS

I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE

I'M GONNA DIE

>>212309817
Fact: Every girl Jet has had sex with regrets it to the point they think of it as being raped

>>212309824
Drench is a good woman

spanking claire with a cane

https://www.youtube.com/live/A5loo1IGHfo

ITS MOTHA FOKIN TAYDAY

AND THAT LIL GAY NIGGA CUJO IS HERE

remember when abi said claire does whippets on powtank and she acted surprised

>>212309855
Ellie is infinitely more attractive than Angie, it doesn't make her a good person

>>212309868
oh my gaaawwwddd im not crying i think all of this is very funny

>>212309743
Do you know how the real world works? Men with status (even gay reality shows) get pussy. That highschooler can put her pussy on onlyfans and die for israel, she’s not a fucking 12 year old. Stop infanitilizing adults.

>>212309824
You put these in the wrong order, anon. Please try again.

>>212309800
TELEPATHY TELEKINESIS PRECOGNITION 1 1 2 3 APPLES ORANGES
BREATHE BUT TELEPATHIC, NEUTRALIZE
LEFT LEFT BODY KIT BATHROOM AHHH NEUTRALIZE HOLD ON A SECOND NO HOLD ON MAYBE UP DOWN UP DOWN OK UP DOWN UP DOWN OK SIGNAL SIGNAL POWER UH KINGS RANSOM OKAY
>*prolonged farting*

>>212309879
how about three more and then we call it quits

>>212309817
i bet youre insufferable irl

>>212309840
>the girl who can stop crying and smile on a dime wouldn't lie to me!
Brown hands typed this

>>212309902
Lol when greg got swatted and cried for money as compensation

playing with claires cute boobies while watching the revenant

im baking

>>212309824
>Angie larps as a underage girl to bait pedos into giving her money
>good person

>Jin's a literal sex pest predator from 4chan
>good person

>Aryeh's a grown baby stuck in baby mode watching spongebob and most likely talks to children about his cartoon interests
>good person

>>212309895
why do you talk like that

>>212309737
Don’t bother trying to explain white truth to niggers and wiggers. They can’t comprehend what they don’t have brain regions to feel.

>>212309767
And people claim she was nontent. How much Freddy related fishtank stuff gets posted? True content queen

>>212309902
Listen pal, you’re going to be upset about this because I say so.

>>212309897
What makes any of those people a good or bad person. You only know them parasocially through a shitty stream. Other than Seth, he is just normal.

>>212309777
Yeah rv_dubs was stirring shit, I saw that original post and it was a chick, she posted on r/camgirling and stuff hahaha

>>212309902
oh ok well i will just ignore your retarded post then. i regret giving you a single (You) let alone 3

>>212309895
why are you still alive

currently making bread

>>212309929
hi cole

elementor is taking over...

>>212309895
Has she mentioned our thread's talking points yet or she just baseding?

bill podcast

I wish TJ still streamed

>>212309897
Ok. Explain how angie is a good person for going on fishtank, saying her bf beats her, flirting with a retarded guy then embarrassing him in front of everyone, flirting with freddy for days then trying to start an OF once out.

>>212309817
Fact: There are barely any women alive that can qualify mentally as a "consenting adult" regardless of age, and therfore all sex is predatory rape.

>>212309965
refusing to fuck jet

>>212309964
we'll never see him again

>>212309964
why would he

>>212309965
Angelina cucked her ex bf, I wish I was him, fuck.

new
>>212309976
>>212309976

>>212309978
new

>>212309905
Jet cannot get a single crumb of pussy outside of his most deranged fans

>>212309964
It's better he doesn't. It keeps him mentally healthier and more mysterious so it's much better when he just randomly pops up some place like Letty's Asia stream. When we need him most, he will return.

>>212309989
>>212309990
LMAO

>>212309989
>>212309990
thanks

>>212309905
whether you like it or not the show is about watching kind of weird people awkwardly interacting around wiggers and Sam doing goofy stuff. Having so many of the women getting openly pursued and fucked by production really messes with the vibe, parasocial or otherwise. It's not like the production is running well otherwise

>>212309990
which part of "im baking" do you not understand?

>>212309989
>>212309990
how

>>212308876
no. i am a man of God.

>>212310029
my bad i didn't know

hold on im baking

>>212309918
Sarcasm you retarded nigger.

>>212310016
The women should stop fucking the wiggers then, it’s almost like they’re sluts

>>212307804
She seems somewhat cool

We need a /ftl/ Baker's Guild.

Jet isn't fucking the girls from the show he's just bringing them for a shopping spree. Gonna cop some bape on the show's dime. Grab a burger. Maybe a quick bang

>>212310086
you are stuck on judging people I just like the premise of the show, and they are fucking it up

>>212308761
what the fuck

>>212308045
You better not be one of those faggots who’s obsessed with goth/alt girls