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>>212304482
I liked Sylvia. Why are people so scared of fat chicks?
>>212307535 (OP)>wear a belt>wear two>Dating advice by hack_blastard
Ellie is the funniest fish ever
Is it possible to have a childbride who is an adult?
>>212307589It was mostly displaced anger from the whole "WE'RE NOT LETTING YOU CALL SYLVIA FAT DAY 1" debacle and getting her the nightlight that made her the face of coddletank
Someone please post the recording or transcript of Angie's first Instagram stream after elimination to shut these delusional Simps up. She said that she wanted to stay for the rest of the show like Trish and hung out in the basement as long as she could before they kicked her out.
post yfw you never gave sam or jet a single cent
https://x.com/StrayTato/status/1940662836839305576
So this is the average person who cuckposts in here. Now sure why the median age of this show is like 30.
>>212307619>Half of Ep3 is the daddy dom shit againYikes
>>212307601I'd rather be raped than bored straight up
you are not attracted to ellie, you are attracted to the 10 30 year old men that groomed her on discord
Hey guys is it worse if a woman youre into tells you she is a lesbian when she objectively isnt or that she considers you just a friend? What are the implications of the former? Hypothetically of course
>>212307678>Now sure why the median age of this show is like 30.Sam Hyde has been around since like 2008 when you were in diapers
remember when they tried blaming the show falling apart on a caller?
Didn't work out in the end..
>>212307678is that sam hyde
>>212307619>>212307691can we finally admit that letty sucks?
>>212307678I don't understand this beard dynamic, it's difficult for me to process it visually
>>212307535 (OP)she looks retarded because she has no eyebrows and a nut ass cut
The worst part of Angie being kicked is she brought out the Jimmy in Dan
So much content gone
>>212307726She is pretty bad, yeah.
Did anyone catch this from the hk2 podcast with Jet?
https://youtu.be/NE0whbmyY5Y&t=3214
Jet says he doesn't see the fish as friends and would never want to spend time with them unless he has an "objective". LMAO
Ellie is possibly barefoot now in the RV with Jet!
Trish and Direnc are good women
>>212307791direnc is the worst type of woman
>>212307726Yes. All the astroturfing we got about how she was gonna have this dominating return to break up the Drench longhouse was something else.
>>212307666SOMEBODY STOP ME
>>212307726josie and betty are worse, but yes
>>212307781Jet could probably get both of Ellie's dainty slender girlish feet in his broad froglike mouth at the same time, that fucker!
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Hi Ellie, what's your plans for today?
>>212307816post the real one
>>212307804strippers see men as money pinatas and are incapable of love
>>212307726Reminder Letty entered S4 shocked and commented how crazy everyone was. she was afraid she would come of as boring to them in comparison, she did
>>212307730some people just grow beards that look like my ball sack hair when I was first going through puberty. it's all fuzzy and gay and ball sacky. they look like a human ballsack.
>s5 of fishtank after I buy it
>starwars theme
>Jet is a fish
>return of letty, vance, josie, cole, tj, jimmy, luke, burt, ect
>Jet humiliation ritual to hero arc
>at the peak of the arc, a man dressed as Darth Vader appears
>It's johnny
>>212307781Jet sucking her toes after theyโve been in those musty ass Adidas for 8 hours
>>212307694that's lowkey coping about getting raped
>>212307726she did ok but they didn't need to make it drag out so much. episodes need to be tightened up the faster more edited format that adult swim probably forced on them was a good thing.
>>212307847s4 was truly the best cast
>>212307851i don't understand why guys grow out beards when they don't have good facial hair, seems more and more common
>>212307755Heโs talking about the Fishtank employees like Mints and those cameramen I canโt remember the names of.
trying to determine if jet neptune or jet goodson is a funnier name for an obese shirtless retard pervert
>>212307905we were robbed and might never get a cast with as good chemistry again
They should do a twist where Jet is a fish but then Sam actually kicks him from the show and thatโs how he gets fired from Fishtank
Well....Extreme Peace Episode 3 sucked. It's just artist guy shit and the Daddy Dom sketch again. The construction bit was mildly amusing, I guess.
now that might sound crazy but hear me out.
what if ellies plan to kickstart her grifter career and get her name out there is to lead jet on until she gathers enough evidence to publicly out him as what we all know he is?
>>212307938That is a child
Lol at people just discovering Sam's wife and kid. The funniest part is his wife features prominently in one of the New World Peace sketches and she's been on his stream. He's basically fucking with you all
>>212307755>Jet says he doesn't see the fish as friends and would never want to spend time with them unless he has an "objective".yo... add it to the list
They should do a twist where Jet gets locked in a room with 30 homeless black guys with AIDS and they all take turns fucking him.
>>212307847her attempt to get dirench out of the house failed, because aryeh and freddy wouldnโt stop fighting each other
>>212307965sam is actually married to the fat hapa he chokes in WP2? i thought it was just a baby mama
uh oh /ftl/ is NOT going to like that
>>212307950he fucked the elimination minor
>>212307965the blue-haired asian girl isn't his baby mama
>>212307755>"i wouldn't waste time with anyone but chris and ben"
>>212307965that's obviously not the same girl
>>212307990weird how 1 sentence can get me rock hard
Can we just call a truce, /ftl/? I'm tired, have been up all night, and I don't need Sam breathing down my neck over every little thing. I'll even cast one of you guys for S5.
>>212307589her being a chubster with big tits is far and away the least repulsive thing about her. she has done everything to make herself disgusting except just get "RAPED" tattooed across her forehead.
I have nothing against Angela, she was a decent fish (bad social game tho) and earned her place in S4. I hate the endless simps who talk her up like she was some reincarnation of Christ. Would it have been better if Ellie or Seth left that week instead? Probably. But between her and Daniel, I'd rather her go home, especially with her piss poor performance with that challenge.
>>212308043>a guy went to jail for thisi'm klaus
>>212308034only if you remember the password to hack_blastard
>>212307535 (OP)even with no eyebrows she is sexo, but her stupid eye makeup is a boner killer
>>212308026>Not unless I have an objective
>>212307726major big time
>>212308013You're in for a surprise bucko. Her real name is ____ Park and she's from Atlanta. They met filming the first WP where she was an assistant. I know her personally.
>>212308002is jacob even alive anymore? whatโs the life expectancy on one of those guys
>>212308034Okay. Give me a little money and I'll go on s5.
>>212308034all you had to do was get cryo and scott back bitch
>>212307965Last year he was dating the conservative grifter Natalie Winters. She was there during blood games and follows Brian and Letty on Instagram.
>hello fellow 4channers, i know le terry davis
go fuck yourself ellie if you dont have any ideas for a personality start reading books or something idk
>>212308034get out of my ear dude
Aryeh jerks off to Ellie post tank everyday.
>Jet... why are you going on a RV trip alone with a barely legal high schooler? I thought you'd be busy with selling the old houses?
/ftl/ is about to crash out
>>212308076He is alive and doing the clout grind he's always been doing. He doesn't have a disability or anything, he's just ugly.
>>212308098this meme doesn't work because sam doesn't give a fuck about fishtank or jet fucking high schoolers
bill ottman slime tutorial
everyone online is a faggot, i shouldve just been a normie. kill yourselves
>>212308099we are saying this
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>>212307726>bunch of nothing is happening in S4>she enters the house>content skyrocketsno, she's made for shit like this and excels at it
>didnt skip a beat upon entering>dragged Daniel to the confession and buckbroke him on the spot about angie
>>212308081Can I see pics of this Natalie woman on Bloodgames Set? Ty
>>212308113>hip scarextremely bratty
I'm wearing Brian griffin socks
>>212308129I wouldn't really call that buck breaking, she just got Daniel to admit to what he was feeling. He just kept doing his thing after (drinking and fucking with Jet).
>>212308081I literally know his wife since childhood. We went to the same Korean Christian church in Atlanta
rohypnol's greatest warrior
>>212308079Can you even grow your hair out like you used to have or are you permabald now
more claire streaming point and click adventure games in the middle of the night type stuff
>>212307726Letty may not be loyal but she's pretty, social and knows how to 'play the game' of life. She is most definitely not the doofus some people thought she was in S1. I mean she was on Hungry Games and traveled around Asia recently to massive fan fair. I'm angry she unfollowed me but I kneel.
Hope Ellie has plentiful mirrors at her disposal.
She couldn't walk 5 seconds in the tank without
looking at her own reflection.
>>212308171the weight of this webm made my entire desk collapse through the floor into the basement you asshole, i had to go down two flights of stairs to type this
I recorded Dan's live thing on x last night if anyone wants to hear it
https://voca.ro/1eqMTy52EcSC
>>212308187>i didn't go to college, I went to khole
>>212308079Iโll give ya a shot in the mouth ya queer
>incel take
Angelina never cared about Daniel and simply manipulated him into being her pawn
>true take
Daniel was the one that broke Angewina's heart by getting too much in his head and turning into a bitter incel
>>212307970Did Sam mean to knock up a dog face gook? Or was he just past the point where an abortion would ruin his conservative grift?
>>212308193I probably could but I tend to cut it off when it gets beyond 3 inches. Takes like 4 months to get there. I just don't have thr patience for long hair growth. I hate that my mom won't cut her hair often. Her long hair is everywhere in the house.
>>212308200Define fan fair. All I heard about it were people shit talking her for being a slut, falling in love with a sleeze and then TJ showing up.
>>212307726Letty is far better than you, cl*udia. She's actually intelligent. She has her vices, but for the most part she's entertaining to watch and will be successful in life, unlike you.
Throwing piss and acting cunty was the peak of Nina's life. Let that sink in.
>>212308227@grok give me a qrd summary
>>212308212They called him Big Brown after he was done with him
throwing ben around in the playroom angie style
>>212308235she said in her application video she wanted to be like letty and fuck with people
>Elli you can't pick Jet he will kill you like he did Ciara
>You have to come with me i'm the wholesome chungus of the wiggers lets run away
>>212308240nigger, take your faggot gossip shit somewhere else
>>212308178stop being schizo no one cares
>>212308171Is that Alex b wife?
>>212308178Well you better tell her to ask Sam about Natalie
Its funny you post Sylvia addition because I remember the first time seeing Sylvia in those leather pants I was like "Oh yeah Jet Neptune is just recruiting hot gothic chicks to fuck after the show"
Boxed with my buddy, update old thread, shit ton of leaks.
Ordering kebab popping an edible and reading the wigger drama
Anons, gigigagkaka
>>212308240that wasn't me, and letty is dumb. anyways
>>212308187>casually hits vape while his boss explains to the investors that they took their fucking money
>>212308238Well some of that is true I guess but I just remember watching her for hours in NYC or Korea and having a blast singing eating socializing just generally positive and entertaining
>>212308097it was so dumb he did all that "whose your favorite fish... it's me right?" whining instead of just flirting
Chinese girls will just like you for being a giant mook white guy if you act regular
20 years ago they would have fucked no question
crazy to me that ben just turned 20 this year
>>212308243okay, but when tayleigh does it
>>212308276Opinion was asked, opinion was delivered. Lettyseether.
>>212308238That's what happened, he's just explaining the simp cope version of events. What happened was that all the simps were talking up how Letty was some master manipulator who had wormed her way into Ice Poseidon's inner circle when in reality she was just a groupie and fell in love with a methhead ip2 degenerate
>>212308289you didn't think her "I would fuck jesus" idea was the height of intellectual conversation?
>>212308235I don't believe she manipulated him into being a pawn because if she did she absolutely wasted the work for no fucking reason. I also don't believe she cared much about him at all. I can only assume she has above average intuition in womanly manipulation but no actual strategical goals in mind. At best it looked like she was just floating to be the cheerleader for whoever was highest in stocks by jumping from Daniel to Freddy.
>>212307624>>212307601he can't keep getting away with this
Why doesnt cryokeen just take ozempic so he can relive his twink glory days
wearing claire's ass like a coonskin cap
the jet vape in the final goodbye and in the ellie direnc nyc pic
its the same vape?
You need to be journalistic and compile real evidence about fishtank.
The rape of tayleigh in s2 for example is good ammo when you're presenting it to CNN
>>212308235>Angelina never cared about Daniel and simply manipulated him into being her pawngirls don't hold hands with guys they don't care about
>>212308091shes trying to be ironic
>>212308359powerful imagery
He looks like a fucking retarded nerd here. Reviewbrah swag. Also I thought he was older than me but he was a prepubescent pencil neck geek in 2015 evidently.
90% of Lettys notoriety is due to Jon if you think about it.
>>212308359Looks like all the autists who whine about Jet here flocking to his teet
it turns out that every single faggot on the computer is a faggot, and that the normies were actually the cool and nice ones. who knew?
>>212308325shut up, fat, faggot
>>212307624why did she delete
>>212308375No, no, anon, she threw water and condiments around
then she threw pee and had her stuff taken downstairs so it couldn't be fucked with
that's peak content
>>212308336If she didnt care, she wouldnt hava gloated at the end of the candy challenge costing her the few seconds that made her lose in the end
>>212308224hottest chick that's ever been on the show easily
>>212308373Bro you are such a young hot looking 30 year old unlike the old looking ugly Jet Neptune who fucks all the women you obsess over online, You should totally post about his r9k history while he creampies the girl you dream about.
>>212307726No. I love Letty and I'm disappointed she was only on S4 for a couple of days.
>>212308240while reading this i could only picture her sentient eye and hairy brown swamp pussy
>>212308342It's expensive and feels like cheating. I might end up doing it tho eventually.
Letty has commented on Claire talking shit multiple times yet never on Betty. Why does Claire get so much more under her skin?
>>212308359for god sake, those are literally toddlers, jon is a nonce or posting this
>>212308318Tayleigh completely heemed Trish up tho and bitched Abi. That's why she'll always be /our-girl/
powtank presents: bitchtank 2 - a jacobian experience
>s3 is jet's least favourite season because all the women were normies and couldn't get groomed
kek
>>212308434https://www.cremieux.xyz/p/how-to-get-cheap-ozempic
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>>212307726Claire's hands typed this post
>>212307755are there any big cringe nukes in this podcast? I want to hate watch like i do with sam interviews but sam at least has some amount of personality. Idk if I can listen to hours of jet.
>CLAIRE SHADI ABI VGR MOLESTO JIMMY COLE JIN SUMMER SUMMER BOYFRIEND MINTS SODAMAN ARE ON THIS THREAD
ellie is like a mix of abis social retardation and shadis meme spam
>>212308442Claire is funnier
>>212308198With spontaneous claireoke
>>212308434It will also curb the alcohol cravings and impulsive behavior, maybe get you off Fishtank fandom
It's a wonder drug
>>212308406I think she was wound up emotionally about the whole situation and taking it out on Daniel since he was the most harmless punching bag. I don't think it was personal in that kind of way.
The only thing I do find weird and no one ever brought up to her was that she admitted she knew Daniel was trying to hold her hand and she not only did nothing but several times got closer to him. I'm far from an expert in females but that does stand out as anomalous.
>>212308219The first time she looked directly into the pts cam was kino, but she ended up doing it every 5 minutes the whole time she was on the show.
>>212308411okay this for sure gotta be hack because who the hell would run defense for him like this
I put a mirror in Times Square and now Ellie is stunlocked looking into it
>>212308493good showrunner and when jet saw that he pulled support
>>212308463...this is problematic
>>212308442That was years ago bro
>>212308442Because B*tty is a coal burning whore which makes her subhuman even compared to Cl*dia.
>>212308411triggered much? but yeah I looked way better than him and I look younger than him now for sure. also I do not wanna fuck any of the retards that have been on this show.
>>212308493Angie's half-brother
>>212308493heโs a turkey tom orbiter that got cast/hired to be on bitchtank because heโs an ectomorphic freak with gruesome braces.
>>212307535 (OP)I'm not sure how to feel that this beast got me chubbed up
one of my favorite fishtank moments wasn't even on the show. it was TJ on a stream saying 'some girls need to stop trying to be someone they are not' and then half the girls in the FTL universe crashing out on him because they thought it was directed at them
/ftl/ is about to have a major meltdown
>>212308442Letty only talks about claire when they bring her up in chat
>>212308493good showrunner
should replace jet
>>212308534kek
>>212308116he'll care if it could damage his conservative christian brand which is his best pivot away from this shitshow, but I agree that's not too likely
>>212308534god they look so good together
i hope they hook up @powtank2
>>212308460>the only girl on S3 that might have fucked him is binx and she doesn't drink so his normal tactic wouldnt worktragic
>>212308448Selfpost central
>>212308463Kek this is funny. The mirror selfie of him clutching his phone is gay but whatever he was like 12 I guess.
She does know how to handle retards.
>>212308488And she's a lot less ugly than both of them
>>212308456Powtank 2: Angela and Daniel, TJ, Claire and Letty, and Ellie's metoo police report of Jet.
Will top every season of Fishtank.
>>212308585Binx was fucking famous producers and then fucked 6'2 chad nerd Luke
Jet never stood a chance
>>21230857490% people in this thread think that Pillrebirth guy isn't incredibly gay for posting that
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Where is the proof Jet was cucked by his own dad?
>>212308585Jet isnt black enough for binx
Did he rape Abi or what? She mentally retarded what a piece of shit
>>212308330Thatโs actually a thing though. Lots of Jesus freak girls remembering having a teen crush on Jesus
>>212308292i have 0 respect for this bitch she tapped out after like 2 days
WEAK!
whats conGREGated about?
is it gonna be epic or what
>>212308463He is one of the few people that would probably unironically look better if he shaved his eyebrows off entirely
>>212308442because claire is relevant and popular to an extent but betty is basically erased from existence at this point because of her telegram antics
>>212308574Jet could rape and kill Ellie and I wouldn't care
Oyzempic Keen
Kind of has a nice ring to it
>>212307965>they're THIS desperate nowfuck off we're not watching it
>>212308608nah, there's no way.
Her mom must've been REALLY good looking because both her and her sister are surprisingly attractive, although Ellie is the runt because of her vietnamese father, her korean genes are strong
>>212307601>>212307624Don't use insta, is there something that goes where the arrow is pointing to as a joke? It's not pointing at her own avi
there is nothing interesting about ellie or any of these fucking girls that have been on fishtank. youre all insane and live inside a fantasy realm youโve created in your faggot minds.
/ftl/ is about to boil over and explode
>>212308638Nobody gives a fuck about claire outside of 4chan
>>212308330Imagine performatively sperging out over a midly edgy conversation because you turned 30 and decided to larp as a christian while simultaneously watching pee pee poo poo tank. Christ is le king
>>212307624he ding-dong diddly raped her
damn you jet
>>212308442nina is jealous
>>212308645>not Cryozempic Keencome on man
>>212308619yeah but she was trying to imitate red scare and coming across like a retard because she doesn't really get the podcast she's such a big fan of
still waiting on that nazi black sun wheel edit for this pic
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You shouldn't have posted that
>>212308493tiktok lolcow that got famous for "ironically" having an extremely dirty and cockroach infested room and he successfully managed to translate the attention he was getting into getting women (unlike jet who pays money to get girls to hang out with him)
ipad kids grew up to give us inspirational quotes such as
>I'd rather be raped than bored
>>212308498I think she genuinely liked daniel and if I remember right has a retard in the family, but more like a kind of comfort during a weird show rather than a sexual partner. Once he got too wrapped up and too horny he was no longer comfortable to her and she said as much a few times.
>>212308638Does anyone have the pic of bettys whiteboard paragraph?
>>212308664yes and nobody gives a fuck about betty anywhere, hence letty responding to claire type stuff and not betty
Just a heads up. Tai's new music video is coming out tomorrow.
https://x.com/crookedtbeats/status/1937288749118816333
>>212308669not what I meant at all but go off kid
>>212308534niggas really simp for this lmao
>>212308493Jet's future replacement
like Iโm into the raping blob
>>212308688is blue hair all it takes to find her attractive?
does she need to jiggle car keys too?
/ftl/ take a breather before you hurt yourself or others. Don't destroy anything in your room. It's going to be okay, just breathe.
>>212306127Which fishgirls do you guys think you can buy a weekend with via simpbux?
I don't believe you could get the S3 girls minus alexis. I think Binx and Mizzy manipulate their simps par-excellence. They didn't fuck jet and collect the most simpbux for almost nothing in return.
>>212308359What did Jon mean by this lmfao
>>212308714i hope its a jet dis track
>>212308657She has an animal skull tattoo on her chest?
>>212308537is it true jacob fucked one of the bitchtank girls?
>>212308608Meh he's still less gay than the guy replying under him.
are a lot of letty's fans like 16? is that not just as weird as ellie's fans being like 35?
>>212308746Him and Claire claim he made out with Haley. I donโt remember if Haley denied it.
>>212308746he sexted haley
>>212308761no please not again
>>212308653is this real? he unironically looks way better. kind of looks like dan hentschel.
So is Jon Bisexual or Gay?
>>212308200Sheโs loyal and doesnโt know how to play the game of life at all
someone needs to start baking hella threads so we get kicked
>>212307535 (OP)Is it true that Sam pimps out fishtank girls to his jewish overlords?
She went on the show, she knew what she was getting into. I say, let 'em groom
>>212308664That may be true, but Claire is relevant in these threads, and these threads are relevant in the minds of most contestants
lol
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>>212308561which girls crashed out
something fucked up is about to happen
>>212308493gave us a show
>>212308754Claire is a silly goose!
>>212308709Betty has Twitter clout unlike claire
>>212308731ugh Iโm sorry
why did shadia and claire turn to prostitution?
finding direnc like shia lebofs flag
>>212308796If she was loyal she wouldn't have unfollowed me on X. Ungrateful BITCH
Is this the longest they've done the "show's ending early" bit??
>>212308804I guarantee you none of the contestants give a fuck about /ftl/. We're worse and less relevant than the twitter and reddit retards
You REALLY shouldn't have posted that
>>212308493some guy who helped ensired profitability
>>212308687need that edit
daily shoutout to rv_dubz
>>212308804Claire simp. Sheโs irrelevant just accept it
>>212308574Its funny that people think she would be honest about sucking him off
Be honest, (You) would groom tight little pieces if you could get away with it like Sam and Jet do and had retarded twitter orbiters defending you 24/7 and giving you money
/ftl/ gonna be melting down over this for the next day. It's over. I tried.
>>212308746he tried fucking claire fs
so was it the deleted reddit post or rv_dubz that posted the picture first?
>>212308876Maybe.
A Tayleigh side piece would be nice
>>2123088067 months and no one has leaked shit on the S3 girls.
All the other known fish whores had their cockbuddies in here rubbing it in peoples faces.
Hell Shadi herself leaks her own escapades half the time.
ohhhhh b*ttygram big mad now
What age range is Jetfrey Nepstein looking through for season 5?
rv_dubz - the hero of /ftl/
>even reddit is smartening up on Jet being a sex pest
Jetbros...we're running out of places to hide
bitchtank 2 in a small size warehouse to test the custom set meta (its gonna be a huge success)
>>212308669>imagine >does a performative spergout over twitter christgrifters
CryoKeen, your art fucking sucks.
>>212308403wondering why he has an Israeli gas mask
>>212308817Post Betty's whiteboard
>>212308800You could argue that the show churns out dime square ethots which are ultimately foot soldiers for Peter thiels (Jewish overlord) gay agenda.
>>212308906>haha guys for this season we are running kindergarten tank haha>it's a bit>MDE never dies
>>212308617abi fucked jet voluntarily, she even cheated on her boyfriend
claire was apparently semi raped because she was blackout drunk when jet fucked her kinky handcuff style and recorded it
Ice Posiedon gets Kimmy and Jet gets Claire. A little unfair no?
/ftl/'s gone schizo
it's so over
anyways
What's done in the dark will be brought to the light
>>212308705I guess that makes sense, I didn't know about the retard thing. Would also explain the overall reaction to things when she felt it was going to far. I don't think Daniel was being too horny but she escalated it into Daniel being a huge pervert when the worst he did was try to hold her hand. Daniel honestly comes across like he wouldn't have sex unless the woman basically forced him to, everything he did was like child crush levels, holding her hand was like a huge deal to him lol.
Fuck it, ellieposter here.
Rate my fit.
>hi, im jet neptune, creator of the show and my favorite bit is rape escape
arent warehouses stupidly expensive
they should just buy a secluded house with no neighbors
Starting to think this Jet guy isnโt a very good person
>>212308876Full honesty, i wouldnt be a better man than jet.
Less galaxy gas and a better show maybe tho
Angie is secretly jealous that Ellie is with Jet. Angie wanted to buddies with production so bad.
>>212308664/ftl/ controls the narrative
>>212308974we're actually quite reasonable compared to reddit now
>>212308927>kiwifarms are defending jet>4chan doesnโt care >twitter are defending jet>people on youtube comments are defending jet jet 4-1
>>212307755wtf I thought Benโs laugh on pre-s3 streams was a troll
>>212308676She doesnโt listen to red scare
>>212308876Definitely but I'd be smarter about it and I wouldn't get my show cancelled by the local government first.
>>212308988Honestly theyre not that bad. They're usually more expensive because they're bigger. 10,000 sq ft would be like 1.5-2m unless its in the city.
>>212308471this shit is gay and paywalled just go to glp1forum
isnt a warehouse just a shed? farmerboys built those 100s of years ago
just get to building
This wigger cast an 18 year old high school girl because "someone dropped out" and people just let him get away with it
>>212309001Do you guys shill "ironically" or what?
>>212308998Our gobbo rejected Jet's invitation to stay in the basement when she asked if she could be a freeloader and stay in the house with the fishes
>>212309005who told you that
they lied
>>212308876No, but I'd definitely use my showrunner status to fuck other women outside the show. You don't want to shit where you eat.
>>212308982looking clean and respectable, brotha!
>>212308982Jawline so weak you had to cut one out of your beard?
>>212308901theyre not whores I never said they sold ass
>>212309001>kiwifarms are defending jetthat's enough reason to hate jet
>>212308982looks ugly compared to jet
Claire, I need to rest my head on your soft thighs and tell me things are going to be okay. Nothing weird.
>>212308791Straight but homerotic
>>212308982looking sexy bro i aint gonna lie, shame about the hairloss
>>212308982Are you Ben's dad?
wake up mr west, mr west
uh uh good morning!
>>212308985>my favorite bit is ending the show early because I just couldnt wait to fuck the contestants
>>212309020Depends, the word gets tossed around a lot but it's not always just a big empty shed, at least not what I assume the kind they are going for is. I've done IT work for many and a lot are like 75% offices and 25% open spaces for machining and work.
>>212309029You actually think a clout hungry chimp like her wouldn't stay given the opportunity? Pathetic
>>212309029it's so clear Jet was the one who turned this clout-chasing whore down and now she's doing porn to like 3 simps KEK
Claire, you owe me a handjob
>>212309029love this cute tight thing
>>212309054but will claire sell ass for a trip to universal with angie, and I?
>>212309109>90% of this thread doesn't think that this dude is gay as fuck
dave
md5: 8fda3389b940345cf620cb6850b68cbb
๐
angies existence is actually so embarassing
i'd feel bad for her if she wasn't such a pathetic slut
>>212308876Maybe, I'd like to think I wouldn't be so skeevy about it and just let it happen instead of it being obviously pre-meditated yellow fever by Goran. Anybody who pretends they wouldn't fuck Ellie given the opportunity however is lying, a faggot, or a lying faggot.
when the cams come back on your minds will be blown
>>212308754No thatโs based
>>212309109Hapa mongrel incel son of Jet would be like the second coming of Elliot Rodger
last chance to sway the OFFICIAL opinion
https://forms.gle/ji69FvbC4LiehRzF9
>>212308761This makes it look like a loft, so bizarre
>>212309137she's a good person, and a tight slut
>>212307834nobody but you posts this btw
>>212309124https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750121938467224.webm
>>212309127claire is rich lol
>>212309141This but unironically. Tomorrow the director cam will be up first
>>212308876Fans not contestants. Thatโs flying too close to the sun
Is Jin just Sam's son from the future?
>>212309161>sista Tayleigh>the boss nigga needs his daily rimjob>now get down and rim that shit>*AHHHH YESSS*>boss nigga is pleased...
>>212309180Nah Sam's future son is going to be a mental case
>>212309137What's your issue with her? She gets to hang out on the beach all day and be a tight little slut well she has an army of IRL and online Simps sending her gifts 24/7.
>people unironically think Extreme Peace is good
what the fuck
>>212309156>>212309128who has the balls to beat up jet, while getting jumped by luke, ben, and sam?
>>212308219ngl if i looked like her i would be looking at myself all the time too
>>212309136>dave isn't claire the same age as your daughter
>>212309137I doubt she cares whether or not you feel bad
>>212309160that's a weird thing to say, does it really upset you that much?
>>212309189kill yourself
>>212309205kill yourself
>>212309177>he doesnโt know
kek the one angie seether is having a melty today
>>212309204>plays with tayleigh feet
>making at least $1200 a month by posting instagram-tier bikini photos on patreon
>doesn't suck off wiggers
total brat victory
>>212308982>that hat>shirt too tight>wrong belt>pants too tight, rise too low>wrong shoes0/10
>>212309230oh hell naw these white boys are craaazy
>>212309153Both of his grandmothers would be mentally ill whores too
>people wondering if jet was grooming ellie when he explicitly told the male contestants they could fuck anyone but ellie
Tayleigh live in 10 minutes btw
>>212309230Seth got acne treatment and personality replacement treatment (PRT)? Good for him.
>>212308824>1hr drive with trafficfellas?
>>212308982lose the hat and its fine
>>212309285we do not care
>>212309177but she loves poppy concerts and theme parks.
>>212309285Nobody cares about this kwab failed chud anymore
>>212309305in nyc? good luck
>>212309308You probably care a lot.
reminder that angie stole ellie's airpods
>>212309251I'm glad for her if this is what she wants. It's you simps I feel bad for. The obsession in these threads are crazy and I genuinely hope you don't rope yourselves when she gets a boyfriend.
Do men actually think Claire is attractive? Just like how you guys donโt understand why girls simp for Jet itโs the same with me for Claire, I think sheโs the ugliest girl to be on fishtank so why do guys like her?
>>212309275putting his star in on hollywood blvd
>>212309285>Tayleighnah i have a tight young slut named Angelina I goon to now. Tayleigh is a cringe methhead now.
yall dont actually care that ellie is fucking jet you just mad you werent able to get to her before him lmao
>>212309340They're paying her to stay single
>>212309275he's about to blow up right now
and oh yeah his name is tinky
>>212309336? no, we don't
>>212309341Sheโs hot as fuck
>>212309314whats your beef
>>212309341i think she looks like a rat
>>212308932bitchtank 2 in jets apartment with whatever young girls he can still get to apply
>>212309340>he thinks I watched a single second of season 4
>>212309160Did you get triggered? lol
karma is going to get you in the end
>>212309341It makes a lot more sense when you realize these threads are full to the brim with Cryokeens
>>212309341Shes beautiful
>>212309358Yeah that's unfortunately not how that works. At best if she's smart she'll hide it but you'll find out one day. Probably within a year.
>>212309341incels always simp for the beatest whores. look at the tayleigh simps. they tell themselves they might have a chance with them
cryokeen is the leader of /ftl/
>>212309341im like into claire
>>212309341She's the hottest fishgirl to me
>>212309354trvke but Jet is an ogre, if it was Luke people would be making cutesy ship memes like they did with french
>check out the fishtank 'cord
>they unironically defend Jet
Grim
>>212309409i told you guys he wears lift inserts
>>212309374You do. Not we. You.
>>212309442Modern young women donโt value success over any other trait lmao what world is this nigga living in
stop being mean im over it
>>212309442>Screencapping your own postkys
>>212309341Ellie has 10 times more simps than Claire. it just seems like Claire has a lot because the same five people constantly push her in every conversation to make her seem relevant. They can only do it here because no where else gives a fuck about her.
>>212309340>when she gets a boyfriend
>>212309377Can't a man look for someone to go to universal with in peace?
michael madsen died and you guys are posting binkys instead of posting in the sticky
grim
>>212309442this message just screams incel vibes
>>212309479post your tits
>>212309427She literally lets a man beat her in something she calls a play room. She brought it up multiple times in the house.
>>212309442am i the only one that doesn't want to watch jet's dating and friendship simulator
>>212309133I think he's gay as fuck but 90% of men also watch videos of other men fucking women that they are attracted to so by default they are all at least as gay as him if not gayer and so don't have a leg to stand on in that regard.
>sam stopped working out inside the house after jin made fun of him
kwab
>>212309341Yeah sort of. Tayleigh is the girl I donโt understand people simping for.
>>212309478nigga you are retarded
>>212309401I mean if you're just a gooner than whatever but I don't think I'm referring to you. Just the ones who post non stop about everything she does, and how she was some super mental manipulator of the season and shit like that. They have clearly moved into pure delusion so when she shatters it, they will not be ok.
>>212309341white girl buff and non-obese buff. any mid white girl that's not morbidly obese will be considered attractive especially considering how rare they are.
>>212309442honestly I care less about him grooming sloppy whores than the fact he did it right after his show crashed and burned despite saying they were going to be working hard to fix it
anyone who still supports him is a massive fucking faggot
Didn't Xavier foreshadow a trip to new York. Hahahahaha
>>212309376>>212309421>>212309438??? she should be put down for being this ugly
>>212309478what the fuck do they value in your opinion?
>>212309341Claire is the princess of /ftl/
>>212309341I love Jewish/italian women. They have aura.
>>212309507what did he say
>>212309530>the crackwhore stripper is the most educated and cultured fish
The hypocrisy of fat kissless redditors acting like they wouldnโt fuck Ellie because sheโs 18 is so funny
>>212309442Fucking some slut who wants to orbit you isnโt wrong just because sheโs 18. If you werenโt a dysgenic, virgin redditor yourself youโd probably be swiping 18-19 year olds on tinder like other grown men who get pussy
>>212309496Caring about who fucks who is peak incel
I think get should overdose on nitrous btw, I just donโt think thereโs anything wrong with wanting prime pussy
>>212309486>>212309486I thought I remember posts saying she admitted she made all that up. Does she really have a boyfriend and these niggas are still that obsessed?
>>212309251that number will drop off a cliff in a months time when the majority who signed up realise theyโre not getting nudes
good for her for securing a decent chunk of cash while she could
still not over that s4 is over
>>212309530direnc the good
>>212309442>HE'S THE CREATOR OF THE FUCKING SHOWI can't even tell if the wigger glazing is ironic or not anymore.
>>212309442>Jet>successLMFAO
The only way this show exists is because everyone else funded it. He has no success and the money goes to Sam and Ottman.
>>212309442These people don't see how Fishtank being a tool for Jet to get laid compromises the integrity of the show. Weird cope.
>>212309530Australia must be a grim country.
>>212309530Sheโs a good woman.
>>212309341i don't find her attractive but she's by far the funniest female fish next to Letty.
>>212309576being a successful grifter is still being successful
>>212309530cryo's art is better
>>212309545โnobody wants to watch a fat balding old man run on a treadmillโ
>>212309582is this why unemployed types like a nigger?
>>212309551>something something incel something something incel virginWhy can't troons get through a post without using this argument? It's all they ever have
>>212309195Define good, there is a really low bar for comedy.
>>212309478All ape females value perceived social status within their tribe over anything else. Jet is high status within her perceived "community" of discord trannies.
>>212309592just a cheeky little downblouse ferda
>>212309195There's like one decent sketch per episode (with the first having zero)
>>212309484If Claire embraced findom paypigging the sky would be the limit. Limitless potential to monetize her slutty mid weird aura. But she doesnโt and thatโs why she is best girl
>>212309616retarded cop out kek
>>212309560depends how pathetic her top simps are.
Binx and Mizzy's top simps just increase their donations every time someone drops off.
Took Josie 2 years and multiple cuckenings before her best paypiggies gave up.
>>212309341Face is kinda busted but in a cute way, great bod though.
>>212309616Are you fucking gay AND retarded? I was responding to someone saying incel you fucking tranny faggot
>>212309652hey vgr guess what? you should kill yourself
>Tayleigh: 46 viewers
>Taylor: 56 viewers
holy shit taylo fucking won
we need to be making claire cry
Jet Neptune is a fat disgusting pedophile rapist
>>212308676there's nothing to "get" about red scare, dasha is a new right ZOG useful idiot.
>>212309648need this little tunnel bunny right now
>>212309652This. Claire gets points for keeping her whoring on the downlow before it all blew up in her face.
>>212309714then why do i wanna throat his worm
>>212309354Sex is legitimately kind of creepy tho. Not in a 'moral' way or in a 'he's hurting her' way but metaphysically, intellectually if you took the existence of sexual union to it's logical conclusion you would be startled by what physical space even means, our own perceptions. Psychology means that all physical space is weaved together through sex and sexuality, so the abuse of that is kind of like the walls start caving in and the sun crashes into the earth and the lights go out. People really should only have sex with each other if they're married. It's just true man. We're lucky we can even bare the other reality for a couple seconds. That's the whole idea of grace and mercy
imagine simping over jet neptunes sloppy seconds
>>212309551the problem is less about him chasing high schoolers (which is definitely weird for a guy who made a website with child porn), and more about the fact he uses the show to do it so brazenly. He keeps fucking up the show while spending too much time thinking about getting into the panties of the fish.
It would be one thing if the show worked, but it didnโt, and he actively made decisions that made the legal issues increase. It just looks exceptionally pathetic from a man who has enough means to go get pussy away from his fuckin reality show.
i signed up for hell house and got the fat producer fucks egirls show
>>212309714he raped greg?
>>212309652Cope. sheโs ugly and mid which is why sheโs irrelevant
>>212309737thank you aryeh
>>212309701they both lost
why would i be jealous of a red scare, shill, fucking grifter ass bitch
Holding hands with eleanor
>>212309701Meanwhile Trish was pulling 1k daily.
>>212308891this is the post btw. does anyone have the pic without the rv_dubz caption?
https://www.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1lq40c2/spotted_in_the_wild_fish_tank_never_dies_o7/
>>212309737So tired of this boring chat gpt metaphysical nonsense
No, I'm not doing this again. I'm not subjecting myself to the same Claire talk faggotry. Go fuck yourselves, faggots
>>212308876Ive been in that position and didnt do it so i know im a better man
>>212309701>100k botted indian followers>50 legit viewersKWABOTaYlor
>>212309616>Defending wanting 18 year old pussy is troon behaviorYou got that backwards tranny,
>>212309744the last 2 weeks of S2 is the only time they ever delivered on hellhouse and you are still giving them money
thats on you
>>212309744sounds like you got hell house
Fact: Jet has to go after teenagers because anyone with a developed brain could see he's a disgusting sex pest
Fact: Every girl who's been around him has said he's a creep and a sex pest
Fact: Jet will cope that he's happy with his life while fucking an 18 year old but drink himself to sleep every night because he'll never form a connection with an actual adult woman who could see through his bullshit so now he's stuck in limbo trying to talk to barely legal zoomers who act even more brain rotted than he is
>>212309782Shivew me Timbews, the fat anti-cwaire posters mad at me.
>>212309782well shivew me timbews the fat guy's got an issue wif me
shiver me timbers the fat guy has an issue with me
>>212309552The angel of /ftl/ would never ever lie to her fans.
>>212309642it gets some chuckles out of me but I agree the sketches are really poorly thought out for the most part or just a poor rehash of something they've already done before.
the charls breakup scene was so bad. It's the same kind of rambling that goes nowhere that charls does on his own show when he's completely cocked off rum and cokes except its the final cut of the sketch.
>>212309804again, i do not give them money and i doubt very many people here do
>>212309341she's beavtifvl for a dog faced cunt
>>212309824We get it, Angela makes your dick hard. You don't have to keep trying so hard to tell us.
>>212309775bill ottman standing around pretending to care about what jet is saying
>>212309843still applies. you are crying about something you know damn well they dont deliver on
NO MORE THREADS
I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE
I'M GONNA DIE
>>212309817Fact: Every girl Jet has had sex with regrets it to the point they think of it as being raped
>>212309824Drench is a good woman
spanking claire with a cane
https://www.youtube.com/live/A5loo1IGHfo
ITS MOTHA FOKIN TAYDAY
AND THAT LIL GAY NIGGA CUJO IS HERE
remember when abi said claire does whippets on powtank and she acted surprised
>>212309855Ellie is infinitely more attractive than Angie, it doesn't make her a good person
>>212309868oh my gaaawwwddd im not crying i think all of this is very funny
>>212309743Do you know how the real world works? Men with status (even gay reality shows) get pussy. That highschooler can put her pussy on onlyfans and die for israel, sheโs not a fucking 12 year old. Stop infanitilizing adults.
>>212309824You put these in the wrong order, anon. Please try again.
>>212309800TELEPATHY TELEKINESIS PRECOGNITION 1 1 2 3 APPLES ORANGES
BREATHE BUT TELEPATHIC, NEUTRALIZE
LEFT LEFT BODY KIT BATHROOM AHHH NEUTRALIZE HOLD ON A SECOND NO HOLD ON MAYBE UP DOWN UP DOWN OK UP DOWN UP DOWN OK SIGNAL SIGNAL POWER UH KINGS RANSOM OKAY
>*prolonged farting*
>>212309879how about three more and then we call it quits
>>212309817i bet youre insufferable irl
>>212309840>the girl who can stop crying and smile on a dime wouldn't lie to me! Brown hands typed this
>>212309902Lol when greg got swatted and cried for money as compensation
playing with claires cute boobies while watching the revenant
>>212309824>Angie larps as a underage girl to bait pedos into giving her money>good person>Jin's a literal sex pest predator from 4chan>good person>Aryeh's a grown baby stuck in baby mode watching spongebob and most likely talks to children about his cartoon interests>good person
>>212309895why do you talk like that
>>212309737Donโt bother trying to explain white truth to niggers and wiggers. They canโt comprehend what they donโt have brain regions to feel.
>>212309767And people claim she was nontent. How much Freddy related fishtank stuff gets posted? True content queen
>>212309902Listen pal, youโre going to be upset about this because I say so.
>>212309897What makes any of those people a good or bad person. You only know them parasocially through a shitty stream. Other than Seth, he is just normal.
>>212309777Yeah rv_dubs was stirring shit, I saw that original post and it was a chick, she posted on r/camgirling and stuff hahaha
>>212309902oh ok well i will just ignore your retarded post then. i regret giving you a single (You) let alone 3
>>212309895why are you still alive
elementor is taking over...
>>212309895Has she mentioned our thread's talking points yet or she just baseding?
>>212309897Ok. Explain how angie is a good person for going on fishtank, saying her bf beats her, flirting with a retarded guy then embarrassing him in front of everyone, flirting with freddy for days then trying to start an OF once out.
>>212309817Fact: There are barely any women alive that can qualify mentally as a "consenting adult" regardless of age, and therfore all sex is predatory rape.
>>212309965refusing to fuck jet
>>212309964we'll never see him again
>>212309965Angelina cucked her ex bf, I wish I was him, fuck.
>>212309905Jet cannot get a single crumb of pussy outside of his most deranged fans
>>212309964It's better he doesn't. It keeps him mentally healthier and more mysterious so it's much better when he just randomly pops up some place like Letty's Asia stream. When we need him most, he will return.
>>212309905whether you like it or not the show is about watching kind of weird people awkwardly interacting around wiggers and Sam doing goofy stuff. Having so many of the women getting openly pursued and fucked by production really messes with the vibe, parasocial or otherwise. It's not like the production is running well otherwise
>>212309990which part of "im baking" do you not understand?
>>212308876no. i am a man of God.
>>212310029my bad i didn't know
>>212309918Sarcasm you retarded nigger.
>>212310016The women should stop fucking the wiggers then, itโs almost like theyโre sluts
>>212307804She seems somewhat cool
We need a /ftl/ Baker's Guild.
Jet isn't fucking the girls from the show he's just bringing them for a shopping spree. Gonna cop some bape on the show's dime. Grab a burger. Maybe a quick bang
>>212310086you are stuck on judging people I just like the premise of the show, and they are fucking it up
>>212308045You better not be one of those faggots whoโs obsessed with goth/alt girls
>>212309230how would he do on FT?
>>212307619Where can I even watch this skit?
>>212308812Abi looks like a dude here
>>212309905The point is heโs fucking up his show to subject everyone to his humiliation fetish. The age is literally nothing in comparison to the fact he derails the show to get pussy so much that it truly looks like he couldnโt get his dick wet elsewhere. Itโs pathetic and unbefitting of someone at the helm of a multi-million dollar entertainment project.