Thread 212307780

I need movie suggestions to watch with my gf, she's a zoomie so I need dopamine-addict-friendly kino to watch with her.

>>212307780 (OP)
Your Name

>>212307780 (OP)
Honestly the Oceans trilogy is pretty well stocked with jangling keys.
So is MiB.
A lot of zoomies prefer stuff written by GenX and directed by Boomers as long as it's none too artsy.

>>212307780 (OP)
why is your gf a zoomer you sick nonce freak

>>212308346
don't be gay

>>212308346
nigga mine is an alpha

>>212307874
I ain't giving you my real name.

>>212307780 (OP)
Captain Marvel.

>>212308346
I'm only 32 idiota, she's 25.

>another thread by the schizo shitposting about age gap relationships
go back to r9k you fucking tranny

>>212308882
oh, it's some brown ESL too
who would've thought huh

>>212307780 (OP)
Nymphomaniac

>>212307780 (OP)
Gotta say some genres
Josee to Tora to Sakana-tachi (2020)
The Raid Redemption 1 and 2
Kung Pow Enter The Fist
Mother!

>>212308346
I'm 32 and my current GF is 19

>>212308969
Are you even getting pussy or are you just mad that someone else is?
14 is legal in my country by the way

>>212308969
I'm whiter than you are, you never use random variations of words as emphasis? retard

>>212307780 (OP)
nick and norah's infinite playlist

>>212309151
She just doesn't like horror movies mostly, and anything too "boyish" like action movies. She's a Disney girl but I'm sick of Lilo & Stitch.
She enjoyed The Wild Robot, Children of Men, Nosferatu (despite the horror).
Shows like Silo, Dark Matter, Severance, Dark.
I don't think she'll enjoy The Raid or Mother! I liked these but it'll be too intense for her.
>>212309335
Cheers looks good.
>>212307931
Never would've thought of Oceans series, will look into it.

>>212309456
>I'm sick of Lilo & Stitch.
Impossible.

>>212309535
The live action movie was kind of fun I have to admit.

>the tranny is mad
take your meds and go back to your shithole board retard

>>212308882
>7 year age gap
when you were 18 she was literally 11. you really think that is ok? and is her father truly ok with that?

>>212309968
My parents are 15 years apart, mom was 25 and dad was 40 when they had me, and they were together for about 5 years before that. If you think normal people have a problem with an adult dating an adult, then you need to get some more life experience

I miss my zoomer gf sometimes bros. Even the BPD episodes. Sucking on those nice tits was worth it.

>>212309968
35 with an 18 year old girlfriend. How about that

>>212309968
her family loves me
>>212310165
young tits are the best to suck on

>>212310219
Fresh unbattered pussy is like candy, especially when it is an innie. I had this emo teenage bitch and when I went down on her it was like a little thin slice of peach on white porcelain. Her cunt literally tasted like candy.

Perfect little perky handfuls as well. I wish I got the opportunity to smash her more before they moved

>>212310165
>>212310219
>>212310365
about a year i was dating a perky titted skinny girl and she let me cum in her/qould fuck like 8 times a day, when it ended i couldn't believe i had to go from that to jacking off/condom sex with randos

>>212309968
Why does that matter? Midwits seem to use this argument as if it's some kind of gotcha. Legally speaking, if a girl is 18, then she's capable of consenting; she's considered responsible for her romantic and sexual relationships from that point on. It doesn't matter if she fucks an 18 year old or an 80 year old, there's nothing illegal about either. What age she was at during some arbitrary point in time doesn't matter since she wasn't in a relationship back then, you cross-eyed, drooling neanderthal.

>>212311014
>its not illegal so that means its morally okay
>no im not a pedo thats if shes under 12, im whats called a hebephile
all you twitter trannies are the fucking same

Watch Crank
She won't enjoy it because she's a woman but you probably will

>>212311431
Exactly how old is old enough then? Should it universally be 18? Where is the justification in that?
What yardstick should we measure by?

>>212311549
if youre even having to ask that just stay away from women. to a normal functioning man, it makes sense without needing explanation.

>>212311431
Those two quotes are a complete non-sequitur. I've made no moral claims whatsoever. The point that flew over your head is that you can't be prosecuted for having sex with an 18-year-old, which is absolutely true. You can either accept that or you can keep being an illiterate, shit-slinging retard.

>>212308882
she's only quarter of a century old you sick fuck

>>212311749
I'm married to someone almost 10 years younger than me, and my parents are 15 years apart.
The fact that you can't come up with a reasonable number or justification for it, says everything.

>>212312011
>you can't be prosecuted for having sex with an 18-year-old
wrong again. if the sex is non-consensual that is called rape. but I suppose I should have expected you have no qualms about that.
>>212312272
let me guess, arranged marriage? and as I have said before, I don't need to think about it because im not a perverted freak who has to question his every action.

>>212312272
Nta but divide your age by two and add seven as a rule of thumb if you care what other people think

>>212312364
nta but you're deranged
the fact you see a relationship with two adults as "it was problematic because when he was X years old she was X years old" is fucking stupid
what matter in any age gap is the age they were when they started the relationship, not the age they coulda shoulda woulda been if pigs flew over my house

>>212312364
>ignoring my point completely so you can be an insufferable pedant

>>212309968
kek guaranteed replies

>>212312566
Looks like I'm in the clear then

>>212312364
Not even an arranged marriage, she complimented what I was wearing at the grocery store so I asked for her number.
Why are you so insistent on demoralization and misery posting?

>>212311431
Who the fuck are you quoting? I would highly recommend you return to where you came from

>>212308882
this is fucking gross, seriously.

>>212307780 (OP)
Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters

>>212309968
I know its bait but anyway, that also the age gap between me and my wife. Everytime I talk about my past she loves to say "I was x years then" or even better, "I wasnt even born yet". She always smiles when doing that. She loves being younger than me.

>>212313437
What's gross is getting this bent out of shape over the choices legal adults make

>>212307780 (OP)
I wish I had a GF.

>>212315484
How often do you go out and socialize and meet people?

>>212315499
Never.

>>212315606
Got to shoot to win

>>212314823
thanks for the proof women can be pedophiles too. I have screenshotted your post and will be reposting it when appropriate to prove my points.

>>212307780 (OP)
Jaws or The Searchers

>>212307780 (OP)
>>212307874
also the wheelchair waifu one

>>212307780 (OP)
just rape her instead. girls love that shit.

>>212307780 (OP)
My zoomer girlfriend and I are watching all of "Stranger Things" together, she's excited for the final season.
I made her watch "Drive" and she loved it, despite initial protests. Yes, I insisted I am literally him afterwards.
We saw "Bring Her Back" in theaters and we both enjoyed it.

I recommend those.

>>212307780 (OP)
The Descent

I think I'll save up for when alpha or beta grow up

>>212307780 (OP)
Watch Harry Potter in chronological order, one every week or so
She will associate harry potter with you and you will imprint in her mind forever

>>212309245
>in my country
Just say you’re from Germany you stupid fucking kraut

My GF gets mad at me whenever I laugh at butts on the screen.
Am I the bad guy?

>>212308882
Based.

>>212318021
I saw this.... and it was SHIT..

If some cripple cunt got me fucked up in a traffic accident, and fucked up my chances of studying abroad in Mexico. I'd fuck her in the colotomy port and make her clean me off, before dumping her in the ocean.

>>212320111
Thank you for the help! Can you please post your favorite lemon meringue recipe?

>>212321620
>She will associate harry potter with you and you will imprint in her mind forever
holy fuck you're right. what other movies or series will this pretty much always have this effect?

>>212323008
Yeah, sure, she also hates that I have the jacket from "Drive", but I still plan on wearing it tonight when I buttfuck her face.