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Anonymous No.212307780 >>212307874 >>212307931 >>212308346 >>212308622 >>212309096 >>212309151 >>212309335 >>212312807 >>212313550 >>212315484 >>212317000 >>212318021 >>212318090 >>212320111 >>212320251 >>212321620
I need movie suggestions to watch with my gf, she's a zoomie so I need dopamine-addict-friendly kino to watch with her.
Anonymous No.212307874 >>212308584 >>212318021
>>212307780 (OP)
Your Name
Anonymous No.212307931 >>212309456
>>212307780 (OP)
Honestly the Oceans trilogy is pretty well stocked with jangling keys.
So is MiB.
A lot of zoomies prefer stuff written by GenX and directed by Boomers as long as it's none too artsy.
Anonymous No.212308346 >>212308386 >>212308395 >>212308882 >>212309188
>>212307780 (OP)
why is your gf a zoomer you sick nonce freak
Anonymous No.212308386
>>212308346
don't be gay
Anonymous No.212308395
>>212308346
nigga mine is an alpha
Anonymous No.212308584
>>212307874
I ain't giving you my real name.
Anonymous No.212308622
>>212307780 (OP)
Captain Marvel.
Anonymous No.212308882 >>212308969 >>212309968 >>212312093 >>212313437 >>212322856
>>212308346
I'm only 32 idiota, she's 25.
Anonymous No.212308924
>another thread by the schizo shitposting about age gap relationships
go back to r9k you fucking tranny
Anonymous No.212308969 >>212309245 >>212309254
>>212308882
oh, it's some brown ESL too
who would've thought huh
Anonymous No.212309096
>>212307780 (OP)
Nymphomaniac
Anonymous No.212309151 >>212309456
>>212307780 (OP)
Gotta say some genres
Josee to Tora to Sakana-tachi (2020)
The Raid Redemption 1 and 2
Kung Pow Enter The Fist
Mother!
Anonymous No.212309188
>>212308346
I'm 32 and my current GF is 19
Anonymous No.212309245 >>212321811
>>212308969
Are you even getting pussy or are you just mad that someone else is?
14 is legal in my country by the way
Anonymous No.212309254
>>212308969
I'm whiter than you are, you never use random variations of words as emphasis? retard
Anonymous No.212309335 >>212309456
>>212307780 (OP)
nick and norah's infinite playlist
Anonymous No.212309456 >>212309535
>>212309151
She just doesn't like horror movies mostly, and anything too "boyish" like action movies. She's a Disney girl but I'm sick of Lilo & Stitch.
She enjoyed The Wild Robot, Children of Men, Nosferatu (despite the horror).
Shows like Silo, Dark Matter, Severance, Dark.
I don't think she'll enjoy The Raid or Mother! I liked these but it'll be too intense for her.
>>212309335
Cheers looks good.
>>212307931
Never would've thought of Oceans series, will look into it.
Anonymous No.212309535 >>212309581
>>212309456
>I'm sick of Lilo & Stitch.
Impossible.
Anonymous No.212309581
>>212309535
The live action movie was kind of fun I have to admit.
Anonymous No.212309583
>the tranny is mad
take your meds and go back to your shithole board retard
Anonymous No.212309968 >>212310056 >>212310210 >>212310219 >>212311014 >>212312707 >>212314823
>>212308882
>7 year age gap
when you were 18 she was literally 11. you really think that is ok? and is her father truly ok with that?
Anonymous No.212310056
>>212309968
My parents are 15 years apart, mom was 25 and dad was 40 when they had me, and they were together for about 5 years before that. If you think normal people have a problem with an adult dating an adult, then you need to get some more life experience
Anonymous No.212310165 >>212310219 >>212310937
I miss my zoomer gf sometimes bros. Even the BPD episodes. Sucking on those nice tits was worth it.
Anonymous No.212310210
>>212309968
35 with an 18 year old girlfriend. How about that
Anonymous No.212310219 >>212310365 >>212310937
>>212309968
her family loves me
>>212310165
young tits are the best to suck on
Anonymous No.212310365 >>212310937
>>212310219
Fresh unbattered pussy is like candy, especially when it is an innie. I had this emo teenage bitch and when I went down on her it was like a little thin slice of peach on white porcelain. Her cunt literally tasted like candy.

Perfect little perky handfuls as well. I wish I got the opportunity to smash her more before they moved
Anonymous No.212310937
>>212310165
>>212310219
>>212310365
about a year i was dating a perky titted skinny girl and she let me cum in her/qould fuck like 8 times a day, when it ended i couldn't believe i had to go from that to jacking off/condom sex with randos
Anonymous No.212311014 >>212311431
>>212309968
Why does that matter? Midwits seem to use this argument as if it's some kind of gotcha. Legally speaking, if a girl is 18, then she's capable of consenting; she's considered responsible for her romantic and sexual relationships from that point on. It doesn't matter if she fucks an 18 year old or an 80 year old, there's nothing illegal about either. What age she was at during some arbitrary point in time doesn't matter since she wasn't in a relationship back then, you cross-eyed, drooling neanderthal.
Anonymous No.212311431 >>212311549 >>212312011 >>212313208
>>212311014
>its not illegal so that means its morally okay
>no im not a pedo thats if shes under 12, im whats called a hebephile
all you twitter trannies are the fucking same
Anonymous No.212311510
Watch Crank
She won't enjoy it because she's a woman but you probably will
Anonymous No.212311549 >>212311749
>>212311431
Exactly how old is old enough then? Should it universally be 18? Where is the justification in that?
What yardstick should we measure by?
Anonymous No.212311749 >>212312272
>>212311549
if youre even having to ask that just stay away from women. to a normal functioning man, it makes sense without needing explanation.
Anonymous No.212312011 >>212312364
>>212311431
Those two quotes are a complete non-sequitur. I've made no moral claims whatsoever. The point that flew over your head is that you can't be prosecuted for having sex with an 18-year-old, which is absolutely true. You can either accept that or you can keep being an illiterate, shit-slinging retard.
Anonymous No.212312093
>>212308882
she's only quarter of a century old you sick fuck
Anonymous No.212312272 >>212312364 >>212312566
>>212311749
I'm married to someone almost 10 years younger than me, and my parents are 15 years apart.
The fact that you can't come up with a reasonable number or justification for it, says everything.
Anonymous No.212312364 >>212312622 >>212312624 >>212313036
>>212312011
>you can't be prosecuted for having sex with an 18-year-old
wrong again. if the sex is non-consensual that is called rape. but I suppose I should have expected you have no qualms about that.
>>212312272
let me guess, arranged marriage? and as I have said before, I don't need to think about it because im not a perverted freak who has to question his every action.
Anonymous No.212312566 >>212313001
>>212312272
Nta but divide your age by two and add seven as a rule of thumb if you care what other people think
Anonymous No.212312622
>>212312364
nta but you're deranged
the fact you see a relationship with two adults as "it was problematic because when he was X years old she was X years old" is fucking stupid
what matter in any age gap is the age they were when they started the relationship, not the age they coulda shoulda woulda been if pigs flew over my house
Anonymous No.212312624
>>212312364
>ignoring my point completely so you can be an insufferable pedant
Anonymous No.212312707
>>212309968
kek guaranteed replies
Anonymous No.212312807
>>212307780 (OP)
Anonymous No.212313001
>>212312566
Looks like I'm in the clear then
Anonymous No.212313036
>>212312364
Not even an arranged marriage, she complimented what I was wearing at the grocery store so I asked for her number.
Why are you so insistent on demoralization and misery posting?
Anonymous No.212313208
>>212311431
Who the fuck are you quoting? I would highly recommend you return to where you came from
Anonymous No.212313437 >>212315355
>>212308882
this is fucking gross, seriously.
Anonymous No.212313550
>>212307780 (OP)
Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters
Anonymous No.212314823 >>212316821
>>212309968
I know its bait but anyway, that also the age gap between me and my wife. Everytime I talk about my past she loves to say "I was x years then" or even better, "I wasnt even born yet". She always smiles when doing that. She loves being younger than me.
Anonymous No.212315355
>>212313437
What's gross is getting this bent out of shape over the choices legal adults make
Anonymous No.212315484 >>212315499
>>212307780 (OP)
I wish I had a GF.
Anonymous No.212315499 >>212315606
>>212315484
How often do you go out and socialize and meet people?
Anonymous No.212315606 >>212316060
>>212315499
Never.
Anonymous No.212316060
>>212315606
Got to shoot to win
Anonymous No.212316821
>>212314823
thanks for the proof women can be pedophiles too. I have screenshotted your post and will be reposting it when appropriate to prove my points.
Anonymous No.212317000
>>212307780 (OP)
Jaws or The Searchers
Anonymous No.212318021 >>212322927
>>212307780 (OP)
>>212307874
also the wheelchair waifu one
Anonymous No.212318090
>>212307780 (OP)
just rape her instead. girls love that shit.
Anonymous No.212320111 >>212323008
>>212307780 (OP)
My zoomer girlfriend and I are watching all of "Stranger Things" together, she's excited for the final season.
I made her watch "Drive" and she loved it, despite initial protests. Yes, I insisted I am literally him afterwards.
We saw "Bring Her Back" in theaters and we both enjoyed it.

I recommend those.
Anonymous No.212320251
>>212307780 (OP)
The Descent
Anonymous No.212321446
I think I'll save up for when alpha or beta grow up
Anonymous No.212321620 >>212323069
>>212307780 (OP)
Watch Harry Potter in chronological order, one every week or so
She will associate harry potter with you and you will imprint in her mind forever
Anonymous No.212321811
>>212309245
>in my country
Just say you’re from Germany you stupid fucking kraut
Anonymous No.212322798
My GF gets mad at me whenever I laugh at butts on the screen.
Am I the bad guy?
Anonymous No.212322856
>>212308882
Based.
Anonymous No.212322927
>>212318021
I saw this.... and it was SHIT..

If some cripple cunt got me fucked up in a traffic accident, and fucked up my chances of studying abroad in Mexico. I'd fuck her in the colotomy port and make her clean me off, before dumping her in the ocean.
Anonymous No.212323008 >>212323728
>>212320111
Thank you for the help! Can you please post your favorite lemon meringue recipe?
Anonymous No.212323069
>>212321620
>She will associate harry potter with you and you will imprint in her mind forever
holy fuck you're right. what other movies or series will this pretty much always have this effect?
Anonymous No.212323728
>>212323008
Yeah, sure, she also hates that I have the jacket from "Drive", but I still plan on wearing it tonight when I buttfuck her face.