Thread 212309373

>Hey remember how the entire Earth is walking with dinosaurs from the last movie?
>We're just gonna resolve that off screen so Dinosaurs are extinct again
>Scarlett Johansson is hot so that's all we have to show you

oh she bouncing

>>212309373 (OP)
saggy naturals

>>212309373 (OP)
damn she's hot

Is this AI? Last I checked, Scarjo had her fat juicy knockers removed

>>212309707
maybe she had new ones installed?
it's the 2020s scientists are inventing all sorts of advanced materials for better fake boobs

>>212309373 (OP)
>We're just gonna resolve that off screen so Dinosaurs are extinct again
Damn it might be worse than dominion, lazy ass fucking retcon

>>212309373 (OP)
>>212310156
how did they 'resolve' it? a throwaway line about how people have successfully hunted all the dinos down?

>>212310321
>Earth's modern environment is not suitable for prehistoric creatures so they all died off, except for around the equator, near the original islands they made dinosaurs on in the original JP.

>>212309373 (OP)
>Long live empress Rita!

>>212310339
So that caught the dinocoof? wow

>>212310339
Lmao

>>212309373 (OP)
how does ScarJo stay so hot?

>>212311984
jewish magic

>>212309373 (OP)
>Hey remember how the entire Earth is walking with dinosaurs from the last movie?
>We're just gonna resolve that off screen so Dinosaurs are extinct again
Good, considering that was teh most retard thing in the entire franchise
>dinos somehow managed to spread out into the world despite being very small in numbers in the first place
>military doesn't just instantly send them back to the triassic age
>nooo dino lives matter, let these big fat dangerous predators roam around cities and shit

The Jurassic World franchise should just merge with the Resident Evil franchise

Make things easier

IT’S NOT JUST DINOSAURS ANYMORE

WE BROUGHT BACK AN EXTINCT MARTIAN SPECIES THAT CRASHED IN A METEORITE IN ANTARCTICA MILLIONS OF YEARS AGO AND SPLICED THEIR GENETIC CODE WITH HUMAN DNA N SHEEEEEEIT

>>212309373 (OP)
>say she is tired of being objectified
>meanwhile
Right when real people lora are getting removed from the internet...

>>212312645
>The Jurassic World franchise should just merge with the Resident Evil franchise
That already happened.

I just saw the movie, did I like it?

>>212309373 (OP)
>>Scarlett Johansson is hot
Diminishing returns.

i love mommy

>>212313911
I'm still in the beginning, but Scarlet's character is awful, bland as fuck, hard to pass as an experienced operator, and she keeps doing her faces which are flirtatious as fuck but have no place in the scene. The setup for the mission is not interesting at all. Ali is great, but the character is for him, so not much of an effort. The company handler is cliche as cliche goes. The rest of the cast is just there.

>>212313931
are you gay

>>212309373 (OP)
>Scarlett Johansson is hot
for a grandma

>>212309373 (OP)
those are the kind of saggers where you leave the bra on

>>212310339
that sounds like a reasonable explanation, the earth was way warmer back then

booba

>>212314738

GOD, and the fucking Latino family…

Fucking UGH.

Take up half the screen time and just suck ALL the fun out of the movie.

Overall, there are just too many characters. If they’d shitcanned the Latino family it would have helped so fucking much.

Definitely the WORST characters and dialog of the entire franchise. Desperately needed quips coming out of SCARJO’s mouth every two minutes. She was way too bland and charisma-less. In fact, every character was.

>>212317943
me on the right

>>212312221
This was my biggest gripe against Dominion. The joint efforts of the US Air Force and Navy would have nuked Isla Nubar back to the Stone Age and no amount of heckin smeckin activism would have stopped them.
>>212313650
Capcom needs to remake this game more than anything else in their cataloged but I'm not sure if the current proprietary RE Engine would handle complex physics of the dinos and such.

Btw, Are there cam rips available already or you miggas just posting from the theaters??

>>212317993
Cute.

scarlett should rape me

>>212318256
Camrip dropped. I watched it. It was shit. Imagine paying to watch that turd.

wish she was my mom

>>212313650
>>212318256
>I'm not sure if the current proprietary RE Engine would handle complex physics of the dinos
it can handle it fine but the news is still bad

>>212309373 (OP)
built for reluctant incestuous shameful handjobs with her son (me)

>>212320396
Exoprimal is a colossal waste of time and its existence insults me.

I watched some movies a bunch of times. First that come to mind is Fury Road. I lost count of how many scenes I just watched on YouTube. Yet for a movie like this I'm struggling to finish the thing in the first place and the production values are the same, if not bigger.

>>212309373 (OP)
Glad to see she still keeps her talent even she already is a milf

>>212309373 (OP)
Didnt she get a huge reduction recently?

>>212312221
Yeah it was retarded. The worst part is you can see only like 20 dinosaurs, of all species, escape the mansion at the end and they somehow repopulate the planet. The second movie was so fucking bad.

milf

It was really fucking stupid (god, the dialog and acting were atrocious) but it was at least more entertaining than Dominion most of the time. The raft scene was so close to the one in the original novel and it was actually pretty great, but adding boring mutant dinos ruined it

>>212309373 (OP)
Nice bouncing

brain dead gooners will carry this to a billion dollars

>>212310339
I don't watch these movies but aren't the dinosaurs all now geneticly engineered, why did they not engineer them to better withstand the changes in earths environment

>>212310339
Wasn't them living in the world already a major plot hole? Are the dinos from World not lysine deficient?

JP > III > Lost World > World = Rebirth > Fallen Kingdom >>> Dominion

The dino sequences in Rebirth were great, best out of any World movie but the characters (especially the family like others said) were lame and plot was nonexistent. It was fun seeing it in a packed theatre with an audience who were really into it but hope the next one can have a better developed storyline. Also hope Edwards stays on as director as he nailed the visuals and action sequences.

THIS WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE WAS ABOUT SPICS

I thought it was so fucking funny how they completely dropped the dad’s broken foot thing and had him running around in the tunnels by the end

>>212317993
Based.

>>212309373 (OP)
i thought she got them reduced wtf

>>212309373 (OP)
>We're just gonna resolve that off screen so Dinosaurs are extinct again
Really?
>scarlet
She's looking weird now, i thought she was that bitch from stranget things for a moment

>>212310339
KEK

>>212309707
>>212309781
She hit the wall and reinflated. But also Greater Israel is happening fr so they wanna act chad and stacy on screen unironically. See that Donnie Darko fag in Road House.

>>212310156
this but it's the same writer))) as jurassic park 1 wtf

>>212310339
used spielberg's war of the worlds ending with an asterisk. inb4 that was the original ending to wotw

>>212309373 (OP)
>>212326835
Didn't she have a reduction at some point or am I confusing her with some other actress?

>>212313650
>>212318256
Dino Crisis and Turok movies, why hasn't Hollywood made them? Dino vidya ip that goes R rated will make a billion

>>212317943
Species on the left is more aggressive and hasn't died out

>>212326619
They just didn't

>>212327198
In her role in "Under the Skin" where she appears nude, they seem to have shrank from their original size. In this new dino movie, it looks like they fitted her with prosthetics for the role, like a bra with gel padding. They were all high neck shirts.

>>212309373 (OP)
I thought it was a reboot in a new continuity? (Because like everyone predicted they had NO IDEA how to do the Dinoworld thing)

>>212321486
I thought I was an idiot for noticing this. I thought that there must be other dinosaurs released somehow and that I missed it

>I cloned my daughter which is why Hammond stopped talking to me
1 movie later
>Actually she is a strong womyn and cloned herself and the dad had nothing to do with it at all and that part of Fallen Kingdom is just retconned

JURASSIC PARK HAS HORRIBLE CGI. LAUGHABLY BAD. JARRINGLY BAD. IT'S SHIT

>>212328987
They think if it's about dinosaurs they have to make it for kids.

>>212310339
So glad I didn't get psyopped into giving a shit about NuJP.

>>212328984
body fat finds a way

>>212309373 (OP)
>Scarlett Johansson is hot
What is this, 2010?

>>212326619
poor dinos are not built different

>>212310339
Well, earth was 20-30 degrees hotter back then, so I guess it would be too cold for them now. Still lazy tho.

>>212312221
Am I the only one who thought this was a good premise
Although I wonder if they made that whole ending up simply to have the cool shot of the t-rex and the lion

>>212309373 (OP)
Dominion did that already, fallen kingdom ended with the setup that it'd be humans vs dinosaurs in everyday life. And dominion didn't do it at all

>>212309373 (OP)
>Scarlett Johansson is hot
This grandma isn't for a decade already.

>>212309373 (OP)
Scarlett is beautifully crossing over into MILF territory. What a time to be alive.

>>212332558
she looks like alcoholic single mom with fake tits.

>Mom found the D-Rex porn
I'm grounded, fellas :(

>>212310339
>>212331521
Did this movie really forgot that global warming is still a thing? Shit was in the 100s a week before this movie came out

>>212310339
I guess life doesn’t find a way

>>212309373 (OP)
>>Scarlett Johansson is hot so that's all we have to show you
no shes not

>>212309373 (OP)
>remove tits
>career exists entirely because of tits
>wear fake tits

>>212310339
i thought life "found a way", wasn't that theme in these movies, y'know, when they were actually good.

What was the purpose of the latino family again? They took up half the screentime for no reason

>>212337518
To own drumpf

>>212316778
>>212331521
Dinosaurs were around for MILLIONS of years. On average it was warmer, but that’s an average over MILLIONS of years. They lived through numerous cold periods that would’ve been much colder than most of the planet today for hundreds of years at a time. They should’ve just gone with the lysine deficiency mutating back, guess that doesn’t compute for brownoids though.

>>212332609
yeah, I love her

>>212337518
>What was the purpose of the latino family again?
>family movie primary aimed at families
Is it a zoomer thing to ask questions you already have an answer for?

mommy

>>212310339
>break out of LA
>wander into Canada
>die
Why did they do it, bros?

>>212338984
>family movie primary aimed at families
Interesting.

CGI was so bad at times, look at original or JW and compare cgi.

>>212340490
so what? I hope they had good action after the T. rex mess. Probably a better movie than Dominion