Thread 212309978

trish delish edition

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When does Haley show up?

trish!

Stop saying Jet shouldn't be partying just because stuff went wrong with the season that wasn't his fault or whatever. He deserves some time off after providing two full weeks of content. You guys are so ungrateful.

cleh

You’re brown

Minus sixty one
Have I ever really loved someone?
Do I deserve what I've got?
Now the grid systems turned into traps
And the fear is switching sides
I own a million dollars worth of stock
But I still won't sleep at night
What is it that I've become?

>I'M STEALING FROM YOU.
>I'M STEALING FROM YOU.
>I'M STEALING FROM YOU.
>I'M STEALING FROM YOU.
>I'M STEALING FROM YOU.

generational back to back scandals

Need more Trish binds. Post what you got

once you come here i might not let you leave ever

As long as my Mondo cards are safe, I'll be fine

they made it $10 so they could tell pigs “it’s only $10”

Watermellie

>>212309978 (OP)
I actually wasn't certain that the wiggers pay the /tv/ mods to keep this thread up but I guess now we know for sure.. Thank you Sam Hyde-Thompson

A /ftl/ poster is shattering every piece of dishware he has right now

>>212311578
I am pretty unsure if Jet thinks he actually works hard or not. He clearly doesn't, so where is this disconnect coming from?

>>212311627
My fucking dick

>>212311639
while saying "we don't need money from the little guy anymore"

i just feel bad for vinny ramos right now

>>212311632
omg are you trying to buy my soul

>>212311612
bitch is disgusting genuinely

erm... i love watermellie

>>212311632
Cowboy is making a crazy face in the background... WTF did he mean by that...

>>212311681
sneedy chuckos

...

So what was the twist?

>>212311632
peer pressure ftw!

i dont get it why are you still allowed to be here?

rugpulled status?

it's happening
/ftl/ is about to have its major multi thread crash out

PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

>>212311632
i'm not letting you shit ever

>Ellie has a baby jet in her tummy
Daddy jet incoming get hype

>>212311727
idk

>>212311727
Paid the mods off for 6 weeks

This thread will never recover from the mental strife it is about to go through

i now understand brians vision

I feel bad for Tayleigh and I don't know why.

Jet Neptune really needs to suffer

>>212311743
How do I get a Trish gf? Turning 30 this month and the idea of a younger Zoomer girl is looking more appealing to me.

>>212311783
her face is not good

Extreme Peace E3 was classic MDE you niggas weren’t lying

>>212311783
She deserves acid thrown on he face

one day closer to pic related

>>212311783
Her life is basically over and she's hideously ugly so it's pretty natural to feel bad for her

I right swipe on 18-19-20-21 year olds all the time on tinder what’s the problem? They love older men

divine retribution is coming

claudia thinks she's a pretty little liar but only pulls off two thirds of it

i may have to bust a fat nut to trish

thank you for listening

>>212311777
Australiangie

>>212311783
Tayleigh is rotten and needs to be euthanized

we're gonna have so much fun tonight

>>212311772
>Paid for four full weeks of people bitching about your brand and pointing out how it's all your fault that it is crashing and burning.
Poor Sam. He could have paid a good lawyer with that cash.

Make Jet Homeless Again

Who on the wigger crew will sell out to the feds first?

Thoughts?

>>212311820
same here

>Doesn't give you a refund.
>Uses it to spoil 18 year old spoiled asian girl

>>212311864
Why isn't this bogan crackwhore cunt protecting Ellie

>>212311864
Ass2Ass with Ellie.

>>212311849
pretty sure the season 2 murals are the hardest they've worked on the show and it was because of jet's gf

>>212311577
if fishtank is really jets thing why did sam do 99% of the talking here

Replace Jet with the recently unemployed Dr. Cross

As much as I shit on the wiggers is there some effort going to over react/make stuff up so the shit they actually do seems better in comparison? First it was the groomer stuff with Ellie and now it's people freaking out charge backs get you banned. They get you banned on anything you attempt one on with a no refund policy. Are new MDE fans too young to realize this or is this the actual conspiracy?

>>212311895
Now we’re cooking

>>212311739
Retard needs to be chained and beat

>>212311864
not funny

I hope the people charging back are the top paypigs expecting to use their tokens over the summer and not the runts freaking out over $10

OK jokes aside, what are the chances realistically that Fishtank is dead for good? Thinking it's an even 50/50 right now.

who would be top and bottom in this scenario or would they switch?

>>212311639
makes people less likely to charge back when the show gets rugpulled as well

>>212311890
you deserve it

cease and desist posting

Even if the season ended early Jet still provided us with hundreds of hours of content. It’s not even his fault it ended early. He deserves the time off to chill with his friends. I think we should all pitch in and write Jet a thank you letter.

post yfw you never gave jet neptgroom and scam hyde a single dollar

>>212311934
99% likelihood

Offseason without IDs is going to cause permanent mental damage to /ftl/

>>212311864
if she bought that it would be a tax write off

>>212311783
ugly inside and outside is a very rough combo

why are kiwitrannies so dumb?

>>212311934
i'd say 95/5 in favor of being gone forever. the 5 is the small chance Sam fires Jet or at least replaces him as showrunner

>>212311922
>direnc
>smart
???? What is with the direnc glazing

Jet did a good job this season. I think everybody needs to lay off him and show him the respect that he deserves for delivering a good show.
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>>212311965
>Sam is 5'6 in real life
This shocked me when I saw him in Austin

>>212311985
not reading all of that

>>212311934
FISHTANK NEVER DIES!

seen this guy in the last thread and people saying we weren't ready for his truth. What is the QRD on this guy / link to the video?

>>212311985
Anything sam related in KF got taken over by fishtank no-lifers who feel like they're "part of a community" by sucking the wiggers off

>>212312001
NOOOOOOOOO you HAVE to read their blogposts!!!!

>>212311985
>the sketches in EP have been mostly great

>>212311934
You guys really don't think they'll push out a season 5 even if it all goes to shit again? There's too much money in it. Now, that might be the last season, if it does.

Can someone pass me a link / torrent to extreme peace ep3?

>>212311985
>sam was very proud of the s3 ending
what?

>>212311632
Retarded child of a mentally ill criminal and a meth head prostitute

Guys how do you like my new tattoo?
Guess what's it from

>>212311944
>you thought i paid

lol

>>212311990
She's the only one that isn't basically retarded

>>212311934
100% dead.
They may take a year or two to set up everything to make a new season but I believe Sam will have another scam ready by then and won't fund anything Fishtank related.

What is the point of this dumb shit?

>>212312049
they don't have a place to do it and finding a warehouse is way too much work and money especially if they go out of state, not happening

reminder

>>212312012
He's some guy that used to be mutuals with Sam on twitter. Some right wing account or whatever. He saw jiggle bliccy bitchtank clips and decided to stream snipe them in Vegas for grooming girls on the show.

>>212311656
I haven't watched a single minute of this season but after watching the entire community fall in love with a 2/10 Mexican goliath in season 1, I am 100% sure she would have won no matter what just from seeing a single frame of her alone.

>>212311794
talk to women

>>212311990
Direnc is smart but a bad person
Angie is smart but a good person

>>212311625
If fishtank truly died an alternative would fill the void and it would probably be better

>>212312054
wtf jet is freddy and direnc's son?

>>212312049
really depends on how commited they are to getting a warehouse or whatever

seeing as jet is on vacation instead of working on that i'd say if it ever does come back its gonna be another house and they will get shutdown again

>>212311907
cant believe he didnt think this would happen. what a retard. hope his cross clan spam was worth it.

negroni time

>>212312072
These retards would try another house, and you know it.

>>212311934
sam said the team would immediately start working on this huge project and instead jet left to try and groom his contestant that's still in high school
what do you think bro

>>212312012
Nufag

>>212311985
>Sam is a bigger lolcow than Chris Chan

No one thinks this btw and kiwitrannies should rope themselves

>>212312062
she's a literal ghetto trash retard whore

>>212312073
Wait. Lemme get my glasses.

Marry Trish
Impregnate Trish
Come home to Trish cooking fish my favorite dish

>>212312050
just put on ape escape music and look at a bronners soap logo then imagine 2 guys berating craigslist actors then riffing with no direction and you've basically watched the whole thing

>>212311934
it's going to turn into some weird irl streaming thing most likely

>>212311890
Alex B on the scam allegations.

>>212312058
Bro that's so sick. You listen to cum town btw?

I need Claire to heal me

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. 4chan and reddit are the only ones who see Jet being a scam artist sex pest. Discord troons are defending him. Kiwitroons are defending him. Twitter trannnies are defending them. Bring up the word chargeback and you get 50 (you)s telling you to get over it and they deserve your money and you're just being a cunt

Is it really /ftl/ and fucking reddit vs the world right now

bf just sent this

>>212312058
naluto the ninja

>>212312062
>HOW DID SHE KNAAAAUUUR?

Vinny Ramos on Extreme Peace. Vinny Ramos won.

>>212312102
>Groom

You can’t groom an adult, and you certainly can’t groom some rightwing orbiter slut who wants to fuck you for clout. Dilate your neopussy and go back.

Jet Neptune must be held accountable for his malfeasance at some point.
There is no way he can keep getting away with it.

>>212312124
>G lied to ya'll... but it doesn't matter

>>212312012
looks like some faggot spic? the shades and self righteous posture tell me he was probably yelling about how based and redpilled he is

>>212312160
>reddit spacing
Kill yourself nigger.

>>212312134
Says everything. Jet is cool. You’re a channing sheep

>>212312134
Reddit is going to forget about it in like a week and this is business as usual for /ftl/

>>212312160
she's going to prom this year

>>212312134
That's the power of social media
Thank god 4chan doesn't have likes or downvotes

>>212312124
it's $10 and nothing, therefore charge it back and spend it on food or something
fishtank will be fine

>>212311985
Not reading that but extreme peace is not funny, not even chuckle worthy, it's woman standup tier comedy. Fishtank is ruined by wigger incompetence. They are asking for months when they had months after season 3

>>212312134
>I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. 4chan and reddit are the only ones who see Jet being a scam artist sex pest. Discord troons are defending him. Kiwitroons are defending him. Twitter trannnies are defending them. Bring up the word chargeback and you get 50 (you)s telling you to get over it and they deserve your money and you're just being a cunt
>Is it really /ftl/ and fucking reddit vs the world right now

>>212312175
>SH..SHE’S 18!!!

And you’re still a virgin reddit tranny

>>212312124
based alex unknowingly furthering the idea that they made it 10 dollars so people wouldnt care when they rugpulled

....

>>212312177
>Jet is cool
lmfao kill yourself

>>212312136
box in the back for the JBL speaker they had on bitchtank

>>212312134
the discord is all mondo holders and wefunder "investors", kiwitrannies are mentally ill so who cares and twitter is built in such a way that only dickriders with blue checkmarks get their posts seen

i would wager the majority of fans are calling him out

>>212312184
I never went to prom, so I must not be an adult yet.

>>212312201
truly only the most effeminate of men could feel they did not get their money's worth with this season of jet "chad" neptune's reality tv show

>>212312218
actually true you dumb faggot

>>212312124
nigger why does everyone talk about the 10$ and not the tokens and stox being rugged and useless since they have no projects for the foreseeable future. are they beyond retarded?

>>212312184
And? She can literally make an onlyfans. Are you a 45 year woman or a tranny? All men love legal younger women even if they pretend not to for fear of public shame

>>212312212
The last thing Jet's tapeworms saw before she started eating that ass.

ITT

>>212312134
not only that, this place and maybe an occasional reddit thread are the only ones calling out the very obvious "trip" jet is trying to pull here. The guys saying they werent invited is so fucking funny and obvious

it's whatever not ideal

>>212312058
the kinda guy that defends jet on reddit

>>212312235
>is alex b retarded?

>>212311864
One track mind

>>212312233
> daaawrh wot ees my fowchune daaawrh

>>212311985
That guy is the biggest fucking retard.

>>212311934
i believe it when the wiggers say they'll be back ASAP. it's too lucrative and they don't want to burn investors. the wiggers will do the bare minimum and cut corners to accelerate the show's return. but the faster the show comes back, the higher the chances that it will go down again, and next time it'll be permanent.

>>212312232
Your mom committed statutory rape then.

I, for one, am happy that I gave wiggers money for 6 weeks of content, got 1 week worth of content and now they're using the money to groom teenage girls and fuck strippers

>>212312273
>i believe it when the wiggers say
LOL

I need a hapa queen

bianca garcia

should i sign up for season 5? I'm very autistic, speech impediment, social outcast, neet, never shower, underweight, play wii games only, etc.

>>212312234
what is she reacting to

>>212312238
helping your girlfriend get on the yellow school bus each morning
sitting with the other dads watching your girlfriend at the homecoming ceremony
going to graduation and your girlfriend's favorite teacher is ten years younger than you

>>212312234
nothing but pure goranian darkness behind those eyes. i know a blob victim when i see one

>>212312281
You can’t groom an adult tranny

Should have listened

>>212312295
>season 5

>>212311864
why isn't she saying this to ellie directly?
are jet and ellie somewhere else?

>>212312309
Ellie is a tranny?!

>>212312293
¿Quién?

anyone saying "its just $10" or "shes 18 who cares" are purposefully trying to deflect from the real issue or retarded

the WDF is working overtime right now

>>212311627
more Trish type stuff

Sam owes me a shirt.

It clearly says on the site they have a no refund policy

learn to read next time

>>212312312
toxic

listen guys, she's an adult because of jewish pornography laws. christ is king

I want a shirt, Sam

>>212312295
yeah all of that sounds super fucking interesting

mfw i eat so much fast food my skin breaks out but i'm always high so i don't take care of it and i get craters in my face and also my teeth are rotting and smell like poop but i don't brush my teeth bc i read a thread on r9k that said it's bad i'm 26 btw

Sam still in love w chuck

>>212311934
it's a money printer and therefore it's happening again
the question is whether it will remain a money printer or not
someone could steal their thunder in the approximately 14 months it will take for jet neptune to rouse from his drugs, doordash, and video game slumber ("vibe repair" but for himself)

You should pay me for having to put up with your emails

>>212311934
It’s completely dead. A very half assed attempt to revive it might take place but that it’s just too top heavy and will make the final collapse. The wigger inner circle wanted to get filthy rich off paypigs and it strangled the whole project

>>212312330
Here's my trish type beat
It goes
plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap

>>212312306
>This is your mind on reddit

If you weren’t some kind of permavirgin NEET you wouldn’t be infantilizing adult women like a pedophile

>>212312353
scorned simp? gave money to people smarter than you? mad mad triggered?

>>212312048
I only saw 1 minutes of the Charls streamer sketch but I thought it was great.

>>212312353
you should start inhaling canned down syndrome

helping your girlfriend fill out her fafsa and realizing you are 30 years old

powtank ft drX

>>212312332
good luck with the chargebacks

>>212311934
0% it will come back again with another scam season/the crew fucking up and the same song and dance where they go

>alright we're going to be really real with you guys... we know we fucked up... thats undeniable... but what we can assure you is that we'll be back next time with some seriously crazy shit, we wouldnt be saying this if it wasnt true you just have to trust us (pensive pause with a forced exhale) we're being so for real right now like we're not bullshitting you

and the same whales will pay

im so over sam and wigger's "genuine guy" cadence/tone and i wish more people would call it out. the heavy pensive pausing, the use of "real language" and "real talk", they're just being so real right now guys they are so frickin for real, do you see how they are looking right at the camera and talking semi candidly? they are so reeeeaaaallllll

>>212312380
yeah i'm gonna need people to stop assuming i'm a simp or that i give money to these jokers just because i call jet fat, i hate on jet for the love of the game and if you can't handle that well...that sounds like a YOU problem

>>212312395
kek

>>212311985
There hasn't been a single funny moment in WP2, a SINGLE one, I'm surprised even Eric and Charls are bad now
You can tell they're trying but it's just not there anymore

>>212312330
Amazing cat tree assembly.

>>212311639
yes it's pretty self evident in retrospect that they knew that they weren't going to deliver a full product for s4.

>>212312395
How many women have you slept with? Honest question

we are fighting against the most evil people on planet earth

asking your girlfriend about her day and she tells you about it being pizza day at the school cafeteria

>>212312388
you picked literally the only semi decent sketch, not kidding. the rest are just aimless rambling and not in the endearing charls kind of way

>>212312058
tattoo artist did a lot of damage to your skin. i see some inconsistent line work and a couple blowouts.

>>212312380
is that you hack you sly dog

>>212312376
two alive people

>>212311985
We don’t want extreme peace 2 tho

>>212311934
What do they have besides fishtank to fund their retarded shows? Sam's chinese supplements? Extreme Peace(lmao)? Peter Thiel? Sam is too jewish to let go of fishtank.

/ftl/ is more concerned about Jet fucking their waifu than Jet trying to steal an 18 year old's future

>>212312400
they were super transparent about waiting for the next billing month to begin before announcing the show was dead
crystal fucking clear in fact

your webcam is on

>>212312395
Better than being a hugless, kissless virgin kiwitranny/redditor/4channer

>>212311919
Video?

>>212312376
Her mom mogs

watching youtube on your girlfriend's phone and realizing it's the kids youtube with parental controls enabled

>>212312423
5

>>212312453
?????

hot take: boobs are pretty sweet

I've never seen a fanbase who enjoys being ripped off more and being shown utter contempt than Fishtank fans

I enjoyed extreme peace episode 3

>>212312453
therefore jet should not fuck contestants
i mean, apart from maybe a hundred other reasons he should not do that

>>>212311976
Did you know that 18 is the age in the USA where youre legally not a child? 18-year-olds are dumb as fuck though and I always preferred older women. Which is probably some kind of biological defect because even as a kid i was into 40+ years old women, so it's like my instincts are telling me not to reproduce.

>>212312453
that weird bitch has no future lmao. being jets baby mama is probably one of the better outcomes she could get

>the Doctor trying to get with Ellie was considered "creepy" to the point where people doxxed him and got him fired
>those same people are defending Jet doing the exact same thing

I don't get it

>>212312395
>>212312433
>>212312434
>>212312453
Are we being brigaded by 50 year old women? Is this Channing?

your friend asking your girlfriend if she knows any single girls and she gives him the snapchat of an eighth grader

NONE of this will effect them

the rugpull

jet clearly taking a highschooler on a trip trying to fuck her

even sam and marky

NONE of it will EVER effect them because its their brand. it is their brand to be scummy retards. thats it.

>>212312478
boobs are low test and reddit

Do you think the Hydeforce shirts will be shipped soon?

>>212312485
MDE is like a satanic cult

>>212311985
Kiwitroons are the dumbest people in the fishtank community. They fall for every wigger gaslight and retarded fan theory. They have this sort of inferiority complex because they’re not really relevant in the wider fishtank community like 4chan or Twitter. They seem to defend Sam and the wiggers way more than other places. Maybe it’s just because of the Channing interview. They were also the last Tayjeet holdout besides /bant/.

>>212312453
I don't care about any of this at all

>>212312494
>she's a highschooler, that guy must be a closeted pedo
>she's a legal adult bro, jet can fuck her if she wants

>>212312267
How did she naur tho

>>212311976
Ok I get hating Jet but in what world is an 18 year old a child?

>>212312494
i cannot answer for this i have no fucking idea lol

>>212312453
Ellie's top 3 dream jobs before going on fishtank were
1. Grifter
2. Homelessness
3. Osrs scammer

Jet isn't stealing much of a future, he is fucking my waifu however

>>212312051
Sam said flatout in multiple podcasts the S3 ending made him want to kill himself and was the worst shit ever.
I need some of whatever that nigga is smoking.

>>212312136
Nice I bet your bf has some really cool not scary friends

>>212312494
The Cult of Jet will defend anything he does. They're completely brainwashed by their idol Goran.

>>212312492
her sister married clark gracie and appeared in k-pop music videos
do you think posting memes makes a woman unattractive or something

>>212312518
I remember they had to shut this down because of markyposters

>>212311934
sam and jet are too stubborn and retarded to give it up. Too many retards throw absurd amounts of money on this show compared to the effort it takes for them to just let it go. they'll be back in some form soon, it'll be a half-assed rush-job to get as much revenue as quickly as possible, maybe in a warehouse or a new house that'll get doxxed from a pizza box. expect bitchtank 2.0 or something very similar to it.

>>212312494
Two different gay sections if the fanbase. There is nothing wrong with fucking a consenting 18 year old woman, neither the Doctor not Jet are wrong here sorry TRANNIES

doctor cross was the funniest thing on season 4

>>212312494
the puppy play shit was worse than anything dr cross said or did

your girlfriend asking you to check her out from school early because it's soooo boring

>>212311794
isn't trish also like 28? anyway to get a trish gf (you don't actually want one) you need to be a negro or a wegro. If you aren't an actual felon you probably should become one, but otherwise you could get a bunch of tats and pretend like you are.

if you come off like you'd pass the breakfast test you'll give her the ick.

>>212312542
>what world is an 18 year old a child?
America. Mass fluorosis and plastic exposure delays development by 5-7 years in America. Ellie is, at best, functionally 13

>>212312435
That's a shame to hear. I did watch one where Erick was on some construction show and I thought it wasn't very good (in fact the only part I liked was a part where Charls is rambling about murder to another worker) and the final like two seconds of it.
Sad to hear it's no good.

>>212312453
you want my honest reason? jet doesnt deserve 9.5/10 18 year old pussy. He deserves to be cockblocked every second of the day and called a creep.

>>212312552
i'd like to hear that, clip please?
not doubting, just very interested

>>212312516
that post is true though, tjniggers are brain damaged

having to call it a night at 9 pm because your girlfriend can't be tardy for alegbra again or she'll get detention

>>212312580
Your crusty, unwashed fingers typing a hecking funny message into the comment box before hitting send, getting up, looking in the mirror and realizing you never had sex, and then dilating your neovagina

>>212311819
you're right she's about average sized for a girl

>>212312542
she's a junior in high school

Jet has done nothing wrong. Literally what has he done wrong for you to sperg like this?

>>212312578
the fact he did it before the "date" to reassure himself of his authority over her is so fucking hilariously pathetic and transparent

>>212312580
I would high key wather be waped than le bored frfr no cap pass the whipped cream recharger muh bix nood

jet should put his trip on and start posting in here

introducing yourself to your girlfriend's softball coach and he threatens to kick your ass if you don't leave the game

Sam remarked in the final video that it would take them a couple of weeks to wire up a house with cameras and speakers for the show to continue.
Do you guys think it would actually take that long? How long do you think a crew of, say, 4 marginally experienced people would take to set up a FTL style camera/mic house?

>>212312611
18 year olds are adults though, you’re infantilizing an adult like a pedophile. What Junior is 18 anyway? Did she get left back

>>212312613
he scared oliver that one time

>>212312611
Her literal crack smoking meth smoking mom held her back

>>212312613
i dunno even though ellie is 18, using the platform to mold her into a fucktoy is kind of weird and questionable

also im like 99% sure this was a rugpull so thats also bad

Sam is still in the red, he only made 700,000 from extreme peace so far. He stated months ago extreme peace cost over 1 million.

>>212312518
i don't remember this at all.

>>212312637
everything takes longer when you're on galaxy gas

Jet truly is the fall guy.
Sam is as responsible as Jet for Fishtank going under, yet he's getting barely any flak; it's all groomer Jet.

Jet Neptune dies today.

>>212312516
Lmao this fag is seething over everyone correctly shitting on his self insert TJ. Fag saw this post and started having a panic attack

>>212312644
unforgivable

>>212312635
Sex

>>212311934
I wouldn't be surprised if they do a 5th season but it will flop because the charm is gone

>>212312453
Arent they the same thing?

>>212312637
could literally be done in a weekend and that isnt hyperbole

Love how tight she is

>>212312636
>Introducing yourself to your girlfriend’s ___
Need a girlfriend first virgin

>>212312670
im the hate shield baby

>>212312459
it's not billed at the start of the month, stupid, a month is counted from the day you bought the pass

Who are the top and bottom iq fish/freeloaders?

>Top:
Burt
Xavier
Cole
Letty
Alexis (nursing school and the NCLEX are pretty hard)

>Bottom:
Jon
Daniel
Dumbgay
Fatty
Trish
Brian (his SAT score was like 15th percentile)

just don't send 666 over the tts guys

>>212311934
They will come back for one more attempted season, but things will inevitably go wrong and then they will finally cancel the show.

Cole Palmer has said on Twitter as far as he knows he's still coming on the show for s5

I think Sam and the wiggers are holding off the real scandalous stuff surfacing till /ftl/ is kicked off to /bant/, because they know we are the most unforgiving autistic detectives of the fanbase.

If more legal fuckery comes out next week, the MDE cultist idiots on xitter, plebbit, jewtube, etc. won't give a shit, to them Sam and Jet are still gods.

>>212312453
I just don’t like his state show ideas desu

>>212312637
just use those plastic bits on nails to secure an ethernet cable and a drill to thread it through
duct tape and paint if you want it hidden
it's honestly a 24 hour job if you already have the cameras, speakers and microphones as a unit to be screwed in

>>212312550
She just says that. She will be a doctor but not a medical one

Trish deserves happiness

Imagine having the season pass on auto renew

Imagine rejecting prime, 18 year old Asian pussy

If Direnc is out going to bars/strip clubs what is Ellie doing all alone?

>>212312637
I think he worries about people finding about the place they are rigging and rendering that effort useless once people start calling the police, saying they are stashing rifles there without a permit.
He is waiting for the heat to die down.

>>212312796
Correct, it's a dead show and they have to find new careers.

>>212312662
i want to believe that but i genuinely think the majority of that budget went to sam's wannabe-rich-guy lifestyle (nigger northface jackets and expensive cars)

sam hyde owes me a t shirt

>>212312698
Agree but
>nursing school and the NCLEX are pretty hard
It's really not. The whole system is set up to let even the most retarded nasty sluts get through

BEX

I KNOW YOU ARE LISTENING

I WILL GIVE YOU 0.1 BTC TO LEAK EVERYTHING YOU HAVE ON THE WIGGERS

>>212312575
I dont care what age she is, jet should not be fucking contestants after putting them through humiliation rituals

>>212311985
it's funny how much they glaze the wiggers considering how much jet despises KF.

>>212312516
Kiwiniggers were so mindbroken by Teej they still seethe to this day lol

dan just kicked a hole in the wall

>>212312637
How the fuck should I know

>>212312736
Imagine Jet right behind her
This is what she’s doing

betty update

>>212312736
riding on jet's neptune

>>212312613
The show isn’t good.

>>212312755
only I can call out post

>>212312516
dude, he's 100% correct, that's not a great one to bolster your point with lol

>>212312736
uh... idk... uhh sleeping!

I want
Nay
NEED
To fuck Trish

ummmm why are these threads still up when the show is over???????

>>212312756
She chose to be there and chose to pursue him afterwards, Jet did nothing wrong you’re all just mad it’s not you

>>212312736
>can't stay away from the strip club even on a vacation
This means that she only feels at home in such an environment. She's a far gone whore

>>212312774
>shave your chin
>shave two chins

Murat is live in Thailand disparaging their king, which is punishable by up to 15 years in prison

big /ftl/ melty incoming

getting a call from your girlfriend's teacher because she wrote her 'what I did this summer' essay on the first day of english II and it's all about hanging out with a 35 year old wigger and learning about puppy play and whippets

>>212312698
letty didnt graduate high school

>>212312450
All Sam talks about these days unironically is using AI (not actually using it for anything transformative but just asking braindead questions to grok) to brainstorm brand ideas for him. He unironically will ask chatgpt to come up with supplement ideas for him and calls that doing work. Crazy how much of a boomer he actually is.

>>212312516
i thought kiwifarms had it out for sam hyde due to his obviously romantic infatuation with marky thompson (just look at her face and tell me this wasn't some retarded alt-right romeo and juliet story)

>>212312637
I dont know but concerts and shit basically do the same thing in a few hours. Im talking about local ones too so definitely not like 40 people, probably like 10 people

>>212312809
why

>>212312768
Bro you didnt learn a skill?

People that came into the threads that are evil

Klaus and lux

Both kiwifags is that a coincidence i think not

Ellie hyman status-intact
Ellie anal virginity status-intact

>>212312637
a day or two
two to be safe

>>212312736
Uhh hey Direnc you're kind of being a Cole right now can you let me and ellie be alone to repair the vibes

>>212312708
> well hey that all checks out... you did say no refunds on the site and you were very forthcoming about stox not being securities... yup so ehhh i guess ill just show myself out...
>but ehh... actually... to be completely honest Mr.Hyde, there was one more thing...

Someone call ICE on Drench for illegal work on tourist visa

>>212312690
Go to the gym anon. There’s lots of those there

>>212312810
Seething so hard you have to make multiple unfunny posts, arising from your computer, and then realizing you’re a tranny who will never give xis parents children

>>212312755
Listen to this guy. Drop a gofile from a Starbucks so they don't know it's you.

>>212312736
lol!

>>212312778
Betty talking about herself in the post, naturally

sam dates high schooler = bad
jet dates high schooler = good

>>212312827
that would be you that is evil and i will make you the next school shooter by EOW

claire.... I'm in hell

>>212312836
tsmt

>>212312755
dude shut up she was about to do it for free

>>212311783
I don't like her at all, she's very cringe, but I do feel bad about her. I think 95% of what the fish do isn't really that bad, we've all puked in front of others or done cringy things, but she shaved her head and had that whole thing with Frank for nothing because production never wanted her to win. Evil stuff. Add to that the fact that she's not pretty or smart or talented, her family history and where she lives.

>>212312840
i had sex with bex in a bar bathroom in wexford pa

An /ftl/ poster is now punching himself in the head

>>212312855
18 year old women can make an onlyfans and join the US army, there’s a huge difference. Most 18 year olds are in college

>>212312637
that is a 1 day job with 5-6 guys

Jet so obsessed with Daddy Sam he wants to have his own Marky, but he does't have enough game to pull a 15 year old or a white girl so he had to settle for some post wall gook roastie

>>212312809
>Sir, a second Ellie and Jet picture has hit the imageboard.

hearing about a school shooting and hoping your girlfriend hid in a locker (you are 48 years old)

>>212312755
she's too cowardly

anyways

/ftl/.... I'm scared....

That’s it.


I’m calling the mods

>>212312637
As a professional A/V guy I would say 2-3 days tops, you could easily do it in a single day with a decent sized crew.

>>212312798
we draw lines with these things. It is actually illegal to sell yourself into slavery because we believe that would create a bad societal precedent.

likewise, we find it appropriate to morally condemn those who would use a position of power to stockholm people into fucking them.

>>212312438
I'm sure it's not the first and won't be the last time that guy's gotten blown out

Did Claire really die?

>>212312798
>what is stockholm syndrome

>>212312818
After the Channing null interview they essentially forgave Sam for Marky.

Something fucked up is about to happen

>>212312913
hopefully finally playing blue prince

>>212312855
15 = illegal
18 = legal
Keep in mind grooming is illegal so if you groom them and they turn 18 that's still illegal.

>>212312867
Yeah, this is why.

>>212312901
@grok is this true

>>212312855
dr cross dates high schooler = disgusting pedophile
jet performs puppy play on his employee and takes her out on a roadtrip alone = good

>>212312913
shes too annoying to die unfortunately. pure spite keeps them going

im a gummy bear yes im a gummy bear im a yummy tummy funny lucky gummy bear

>>212312876
dating an 18 year old as a normal 30 year old isnt even that big of a deal

being a 30 year old with massive amounts of internet clout who stockholms you and uses their authority over you to foster a relationship and make you roll around like a dog then dangle a job in front of them then tell all the guys to leave and take them on a "trip", is questionable.

>>212312818
>>212312920
If you actually go back to the sam thread, it all got taken over by fishtank groupies

The Stox setup, operated via fishtank.live and predict.fishtank.live, is an illegal online gambling scheme that violates U.S. laws, including the Unlawful Internet Gambling Enforcement Act (UIGEA).

Users buy virtual “Stox” on fishtank.live, which fluctuate based on show events but cannot be cashed out. On predict.fishtank.live, users bet on outcomes, with the highest Stox holder gaining immunity to rig results for real money. This structure exploits gambling laws by separating Stox purchases from betting.

Unregulated Gambling: The UIGEA prohibits payments for unlawful internet gambling. Fishtank’s linked Stox purchases and betting form an illegal gambling operation.

Deceptive Practices: The FTC protects against misleading practices. Fishtank’s non-redeemable Stox disguise a betting scheme with real financial stakes.

Fraud: The IC3 targets cyber-enabled fraud. The immunity mechanism enables outcome manipulation.

>>212312785
>100%
nigger you think dumbgay is the best freeloader of all time?

>>212312920
why

dr. cross should be fired and publicly humiliated for pretending to do the things as a joke that jet neptune is actually doing

cams up

I like Ellie and I like jet

>>212312901
many are saying this

>>212312913
Horrible people like her tend to live the longest

>>212312924
Two gays on so you think you can dance that never aired

>>212312736
her shit should be spammed nonstop with people telling her to protect ellie lol

>>212312936
if the Fishtank story was retold to Ellie's father, the only thing he'd be happy about is the fact she went on a "date" with a doctor

>>212312798
I don't care that a 26 year old is fucking an 18 year old, but Jet should keep a line of professional separation between himself and the fish for the sake of the show.

>>212313014
Nah...

>>212312228
I watched for free and I'll still say Jet is inept and should be fired. That being said I do not care that he's trying to fuck ellie. She said her mom would fuck dudes in front of her she's not a innocent little flower, she knows what's up and could just say no like angie did.

>>212312755
talking would require her taking the nigger cock out of her mouth

>>212313020
Goran isn't just 26, is he?

>>212313014
Disgusting fat nigger

My dog started sucking off Jet

claire and abi fucked jet. tj w

>>212313043
I think he just turned 27 actually

>>212313043
27

If Ellie is still in high school and has no ID, how did Jet verify she was actually 18? Why would he risk letting a potential minor on his show?

Ellie

>>212313035
looking particularly rabbinical here

>>212313057
>>212313055
Grim.

>>212312901
This shit was so fucking awesome man. Last time a man had some balls on this show

>>212312975
in S2, he was the best, yes
in BG, he was a dud

some people are so bitchmade they will let e-daddy scam them out of their money and then watch him use it to take a high schooler on a fuck tour and thank him for his service as if running a tv show is the korean war
J00 captcha

>>212312979
she came across as a slobbering retard due to being off her tits on downers

>>212313043
>Goran isn't just 26, is he?
Lmao no. In one of Johnny Neptune's live streams he said he never got his birth certificate until Jet was like 4 so he could get a scholarship but Jet turned out to be an unathletic faggot like his mother.

He is 30

>>212312924
BBC Bex makes me smile. Usually don’t want them back but Bex is an exception

Jet must have raped his sister
makes sense why he tries to groom all female contestants

>>212313049
It was a TJ w, I have to admit. Imagine those two whores trying to spread their legs for you and the stench of Goran is just seeping out of their pores. I'm surprised he didn't start gagging.

>>212312639
>that V neck
holy

Bros I'm scared

>yeah i used to produce this reality tv show called fishtank, it was a pretty big deal
>NUMBER FIVE COMING RIGHT UP!

>>212313086
do you have a link or should I just check the threads there

>>212313070
you can get a learner's permit at 16 which includes DoB, there are also other way of verifying your age. Birth certificate is another form.

>>212313049
Klaus bro killed himself klaus L

Fuck You
You have no idea what I've been through

>>212313087
>he never got his birth certificate until Jet was like 4 so he could get a scholarship
lmao

Sam mentions Eggy on the new Sam Hyde Show. Only a matter of time until he's on the fishtank show.

>>212313092
>in love with him/her self
disgusting space crack baby tactics

the impenetrable ellie

>>212311705
Cowboy is kinda weird like every time I see him he has a smug smile on his face as if that's his default expression

I’m 30 and would fuck Ellie

>>212312281
>I, for one, am happy that I gave wiggers money for 6 weeks of content, got 1 week worth of content and now they're using the money to groom teenage girls and fuck strippers
>I, for one, am happy that I gave wiggers money for 6 weeks of content
>I gave wiggers money

I'm 31 and would fuck Jupiter

>>212312893
It’s gonna be ok. Death is part of life. We’ll get you a new livestream show anon

>>212313142
no shit, every heterosexual man on the planet would fuck ellie, the issue is using the show as a vehicle to do that.

brynny a shit

>>212313128
eggy already exposed jet neptroon as a sex pest rapist last year under his trip and /ftl/ just ignored it
so I seriously doubt they will be working together

>>212313152
Jet fucked her first, enjoy his sloppy seconds

>>212312892
Apologize.

>>212313152
We need to be grooming Jupiter

>>212312981
im picturing mathew as the fat naked guy in the background of them partying at the s3 house

>>212313139
Ubermensch among subhumans, he knows he is superior and kill any of them barehanded.

>>212313049
it should've been TJ. he's earned it. getting cucked by the boss baby would make me suicidal

>>212312955
Null banned a couple of the regulars for white knighting him but it seems like it’s already gone back to normal.
>>212312979
IDK I guess Channing embarrassed herself so hard that people just couldn’t take Markyposting serious there anymore.

two weeks of this was not enough

>>212313139
His secret is being high on shrooms all the time.

>>212313171
link to that in the archive?

>>212313128
never, Eggy has big issues with Jet and vice versa

>>212311934
there will be 12 seasons

/ftl/.... will I dream?

>>212313178
for what this was unintentional

>>212313084
La’ron mogged him

i liked that dan's signature move was to just kick holes in the wall

Angie just deleted all her socials
you lost

>>212311864
>haha uhhh yeah guys let's dip into this sex shop real quick it we could like find some cool gags for season 5 or something

>>212313209
you're dreaming right now

>>212313104
jet raped ellie confirmed

Things are about to get very bad here

>>212313179
Bots can't groom anything so your argument is invalid.

Scu me!

>>212312736
I'd take a trip to the city just to say hi but finding them would be nearly impossible

>>212313188
Has Marky Thompson actually addressed Sam Hyde? What's her socials?

>>212312058
gay faggot

>>212313171
It's very likely eggy only did that to earn points with the egirl who shared that info with him. Despite everything, he's still weak to the egirl menace. As long as Jet never saw the posts, I'd say Eggy is over it and ready to freeload.

>>212313020
there is no show!! it's just a cash grab, a way to farm tts. yes the wiggers who run the show for sam sometimes have sex with the girls, who are there to fuck and farm tts, but there is no show!!!! they dress it up a lot but there is no show

>>212313226
that will never happen, maybe Ellie would

>>212313235
the votes...
they're in...

>>212313194
I don't have it but it's where we got the "can't believe my dick is out ha ha" text messages from

Imagine being that much of a junkie fuck your own brother kills himself lol

Somewhere right now there's an /ftl/ poster threatening his mother with a knife

>>212313226
Falsenvke

>>212313245
@orbitersgettherope

>>212313221
he does it everywhere he goes
he did it at the afterparty at the s3 house and at the airport before he boarded his flight
he's mad

>>212313128
Can you clip it for /wsg/

When is the last time you went a week with no screentime and internet

>>212313220
what? all Laron did was cry in a cuddlepuddle all the time to feel up white women, he was the weakest gay nigger when it came to actually walking the walk

Hey Ellie its weird everyone thinks we're going to have sex. Anyway can I get laid now

Hey you. Psssst. So Taylor has split up with the poker guy and she's now courting Tommy Baggs. Pass it on.

>>212313020
isn't that why they fired taxcin

>>212313273
that was years ago bro

>>212313273
when your mom came over on her meth binge

Remember this classic banger?
https://youtu.be/9Mq2XcwPmt4?si=hzygGA_PVXu6oZ5D

>>212313287
Pretty funny how they gave letty a production job after that

>>212313245
Marky wanted to move on which is why nothing has ever actually happened with that situation?

>>212313281
actually I heard she's fucking Joey Salads

>>212313281
Taylor doesn't cheat, unlike Lubecooch

i'm starting to feel...strange

this

final three
screenshot this

>>212313287
young pussy for me not for thee is the rule

Someone said in an earlier thread that Letty is the Ghislaine Maxwell of fishtank and I see it kek

Is Jet really trying to fuck/groom the high school girl or is this sort of a meme/joke?

>>212313049
did he ever want them? i didn't watch bitchtank or powtank

>>212313106
this is probably what i'm remembering
https://youtu.be/watch?v=4Y9kFLIR718

>>212313271
he's awesome

>>212313333
Nigga, do you even have to ask at this point

>>212313273
is that even possible nowadays? I barely use my phone and still average 2 hours a day but I'm on my pc probably 4 hours a night

>>212313245
no, the only person that's upset about the situation is Channing, because Marky is the girl that replaced her

Younger women are feral for older men these days, how do you guys not know this

>>212313306
cringe

>>212313333
checked
what joke, he has been doing this sense 2016

>>212313351
I haven't watched since season 1 so yes.

>>212313275
>he doesn’t know
https://x.com/rontheprince/status/1866991156027949116

Baking

>>212313229
That’s very clearly a candy store

>>212313087
>even Jet's birth was a gaslight
Unfathomably grim.

Kiwi farmers really like the idea of building a house in a warehouse... Sounds really soulless. The appeal of Fishtank is it's an ordinary house but crazy shit happens. I get a house in a middle of nowhere would have bad connection, but I'm sure they can find a house that's secluded but not out in the wild.

>>212313281
The gambler dude posted she was the love of his life like last week what a cunt

claire rimming posting has spread to reddit and is getting upvoted
mexianon actually won for once

>>212313287
And scott
>>212313327
Isn't taxcin younger than letty kek

THEY ACTUALLY GOT BAM IN THE TANK NO WAY!!

>>212313216
I meant all the other ppl you wronged

>>212313383
I know, that's fucking twitter beef, not the show, goober

>>212313328
It’s been spreading everywhere and that’s good. Here, Reddit, Twitter. People are finally fed up with the lies, scamming and jet the groomer. Fishtank is never coming back it’s going to slowly die off. Their last money plan is to sell the houses, split the money however they see fit

>>212313333
jet is in the 23rd percentile of men
ellie is in the 97th percentile of women
he could not touch her without committing a crime

>>212313273
ten-ish years ago, our internet provider fucked up and we didn't have it for ten days.
when I received the text saying it was back up, I was in the middle of reading a book and I felt mostly dread. I knew I was gonna go back to being unproductive, and I did.

Why are jews so gay and rapey?

new
>>212313426
>>212313426

>>212313245
Yes, on discord, said that the whole situation was gross and obviously regrets the whole thing but she's over it and even tuned in fishtank a few times to watch. Now she is just another alcoholic egirl working a minimum wage job and fucking chads on tinder.

>>212313336
he might’ve maybe been a little horny for abi, wasn’t that into claire. claire wanted to hop on his dick bad

>>212313406
Building a house in a warehouse is funny though, and theg can do more funny shit like trap doors/hidden areas/secrets. Also don’t have to worry about selling it or the HOA

>>212313273
I was so sick I missed the entire Famous House 2. Couldn't get out of bed for a week. Just slept for days.

>>212313417
theres nothing to apologize for

Since the show has ended, how's your summer been anons?

>>212313328
Kiwi farmers really like Letty and hate Cole. Let that sink in.

>>212313439
very early for a dead show, don't push our luck

>>212313406
The problem with it being in a house is zoning laws.

>>212313428
it's their religion

>>212313336
no

>>212313306
Eggy is actually decent as a rapper. Too bad it never worked out as a career

>>212312662
Sam literally spends hundreds of thousands a year on "nigger rich" shit like gay little convertibles and watches. He'll be fine. There was a period for a couple years where if you tuned in to his podcast at all he'd be talking about a new car he bought every few weeks. His finances don't really add up though so he's getting funded by somebody I'm almost 100% certain. They weren't even making money before he got cancelled after World Peace and claims they each made only like 50-60k from the show.

>>212313406
Do they really think the wiggers have the wherewithal to construct a whole multi-story house facade complete with wiring and plumbing? The whole concept sounds like a death trap in their hands

>>212313464
RIP

>>212313333
>Is an adult man trying to fuck an adult woman
Yeah? Why do you keep saying she’s in highschool she’s 18 who cares

>>212313406
zoning laws are pretty much the same everywhere. they arent going to find a house that is zoned for commercial use without a shit ton of bureaucracy they are far too lazy to do

s4 is over when lolcowlenard goes live

>>212313328
it also used to be bex, she would find the contestants for the show

letty is much less subtle about it though, her first day there was coaxing giddy "confessions" out of ellie

>>212313339
watching this now
so channing is really the person who spams /pol/ with anti sam stuff? I thought that was a meme

>>212313490
Rape is a crime though regardless of age.

no angie stream tonight

>>212313482
poorfags literally cannot imagine making money

>>212313281
that would be mad hilarious. is she gonna accuse him of cheating if the fans started gossiping?

>>212313520
She’s in this thread right now

>>212313333
it’s mostly people connecting the dots based on him using the show to sleep with girl fish in the past, the fact Ellie was a last minute casting addition by him, the fact he’s spending time with her and direnc and kicked out everyone else, the fact that he has explicitly stated he doesn’t fraternise with people unless there’s an objective, etc etc

>>212313520
it's not a meme
hell hath no fury like a woman in her 30s scorned

>>212313490
let's ignore the fact she watched her mom fuck in front of her, has sexual trauma, said "ew" just at the thought of sex. Mom is a methhead.
What Harvey Weinstein did wasn't technically illegal either, they were adults, but it's still jewish immorality.
She's not allowed to drink either.

>>212313543
>>212313566
that's hilarious

the issue is Jet grooming to the abandonment of the show
he treats male contestants like sexual rivals competing for the girls' attention
he has to go

>>212313520
No she's been doing it basically singlehandedly for over a decade now. Her whole life has been pills and markyposting since sam dumped her.

>>212313483
Someone said they could use gas generators to power it.
Imagine the wiggers putting the generators inside the warehouse next to the set and killing the entire cast on night 1 due to carbon monoxide poisoning.

If Jet simply lost weight and stopped dressing like a retard people wouldn't think such horrible things about him

>>212313281
who the fuck is tommy baggs

>>212313271
did jet kick his head in like he promised?

>>212313537
Quite possibly. If she does then Tommy's going to put her through a wall and she'd deserve it.

>>212313496
There are unzoned residential places where you can do pretty much whatever you want. Residential, Commerical, Industrial, doesnt matter. The thing is they're very rare in the northeast

Sam has a bastard?

We need to be loving Angie

>>212313455
Do you just view all relationships as disposable on your road to girlbossdom? No wonder you were the problem person in hs.

>>212313697
happy ending

>>212313281
If its true there is only one common denominator and its her

>>212313520
not just 4chan
she also goes on relevant forums to concern troll about Sam, but is usually quickly found
rn she's creating threads about Extreme Peace as an excuse to then samefag in them

>>212313697
a half-japanese bastard is what i heard but congrats to sam if he knocked up marky

eLEANor

>>212313732
>This is a 9/10 to people.

>>212313635
sounds comfy

>>212313718
no but i don't like lying

>>212313757
Yes.

>>212313757
ellie is a 10, well, I'd give her 10, all 10 inches that is

made it ten minutes into the null channing interview that anon linked last thread before I tapped out kek
how could she fuck up her only opportunity to actually get her markyposting out there by getting high before the interview

>>212312518
Durgasoft-codedadjm

>>212313757
her body is a 10 at least

>>212313649
*Harley noises rumble on the horizon*

>>212313808
fuck i posted this in the wrong thread

>Ellie's discordtranny friends call her "Leonard"
>Emiru's chat calls her "bro"
Why are zoomers so cringe and weird with cute girls?

>>212313314
lol

>>212313896
ellie mogs the fuck out of this bitch

>>212313896
That's.... her name? What should people call her?

>>212313896
They're friend zoned so they have to pretend she's a guy

>>212313896
neurosis consist of having feelings about your own feelings
they are panicking about being attracted to girls

>>212313799
U were pretty good at lying to your bf and women who thought they were your gfs for the better part of a year thobeit

>>212313896
>Ellie's discordtranny friends
>Emiru's chat
These "people" are all millennials thoughbeit

>>212312736
direnc is very funny person
i would love to have wife in 98% like her, but with not cursed dna and normal job

>>212313697
Schizo

>>212313895
Kek, every time I'm in like a totally unrelated forum, like a Discord hentai server, or a flight simulator chat if comedians come up and I mention Sam Hyde, there's always someone from Providence who's like "oh yeah, that guy I see in public all the time".

Is Rhode Island like the Andorra of America?

the beautiful Bella

>>212314000
cope more zoomie. gta is a millennial game btw. le wrong generation faggot.

>>212313962
Emiru is almost forty.

>>212314040
Extremely scuffed

>>212313190
It was plenty

>>212314040
Who's this princess? Would she let me date her for a bit and strangle/punch her on romantic nights?

>>212314062
>gta is a millennial game btw
Yes, I know. I was referring to millennials in my post. Great reading comprehension there, gramps.

my girlfriend

>>212311919
who?

In an alternate universe Ellie would have had loving parents and started her career as an influencer doing kpop dance covers on tiktok in 2020 and moving on to doing shopping haul vlogs and makeup reviews in her LIC studio apartment, by now she'd be getting invited to big designer events, instead she got groomed on fishtank by Jet and spews memes on her stories. Grim.

>>212313825
oh is that this character's name lol