trish delish edition
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>>212307535
Stop saying Jet shouldn't be partying just because stuff went wrong with the season that wasn't his fault or whatever. He deserves some time off after providing two full weeks of content. You guys are so ungrateful.
Minus sixty one
Have I ever really loved someone?
Do I deserve what I've got?
Now the grid systems turned into traps
And the fear is switching sides
I own a million dollars worth of stock
But I still won't sleep at night
What is it that I've become?
>I'M STEALING FROM YOU.
>I'M STEALING FROM YOU.
>I'M STEALING FROM YOU.
>I'M STEALING FROM YOU.
>I'M STEALING FROM YOU.
generational back to back scandals
Need more Trish binds. Post what you got
once you come here i might not let you leave ever
As long as my Mondo cards are safe, I'll be fine
they made it $10 so they could tell pigs โitโs only $10โ
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>>212309978 (OP)I actually wasn't certain that the wiggers pay the /tv/ mods to keep this thread up but I guess now we know for sure.. Thank you Sam Hyde-Thompson
A /ftl/ poster is shattering every piece of dishware he has right now
>>212311578I am pretty unsure if Jet thinks he actually works hard or not. He clearly doesn't, so where is this disconnect coming from?
>>212311627My fucking dick
>>212311639while saying "we don't need money from the little guy anymore"
i just feel bad for vinny ramos right now
>>212311632omg are you trying to buy my soul
>>212311612bitch is disgusting genuinely
>mfw I didn't spend any money on Fishtank this season
erm... i love watermellie
>>212311632Cowboy is making a crazy face in the background... WTF did he mean by that...
>>212311681sneedy chuckos
>>212311632peer pressure ftw!
i dont get it why are you still allowed to be here?
it's happening
/ftl/ is about to have its major multi thread crash out
>>212311632i'm not letting you shit ever
>Ellie has a baby jet in her tummy
Daddy jet incoming get hype
>>212311727Paid the mods off for 6 weeks
This thread will never recover from the mental strife it is about to go through
i now understand brians vision
I feel bad for Tayleigh and I don't know why.
Jet Neptune really needs to suffer
>>212311743How do I get a Trish gf? Turning 30 this month and the idea of a younger Zoomer girl is looking more appealing to me.
>>212311783her face is not good
Extreme Peace E3 was classic MDE you niggas werenโt lying
>>212311783She deserves acid thrown on he face
one day closer to pic related
>>212311783Her life is basically over and she's hideously ugly so it's pretty natural to feel bad for her
I right swipe on 18-19-20-21 year olds all the time on tinder whatโs the problem? They love older men
divine retribution is coming
claudia thinks she's a pretty little liar but only pulls off two thirds of it
i may have to bust a fat nut to trish
thank you for listening
>>212311783Tayleigh is rotten and needs to be euthanized
we're gonna have so much fun tonight
>>212311772>Paid for four full weeks of people bitching about your brand and pointing out how it's all your fault that it is crashing and burning.Poor Sam. He could have paid a good lawyer with that cash.
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Make Jet Homeless Again
Who on the wigger crew will sell out to the feds first?
>Doesn't give you a refund.
>Uses it to spoil 18 year old spoiled asian girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9yK5gSrjKY
>>212311864Why isn't this bogan crackwhore cunt protecting Ellie
>>212311864Ass2Ass with Ellie.
>>212311849pretty sure the season 2 murals are the hardest they've worked on the show and it was because of jet's gf
>>212311577if fishtank is really jets thing why did sam do 99% of the talking here
Replace Jet with the recently unemployed Dr. Cross
As much as I shit on the wiggers is there some effort going to over react/make stuff up so the shit they actually do seems better in comparison? First it was the groomer stuff with Ellie and now it's people freaking out charge backs get you banned. They get you banned on anything you attempt one on with a no refund policy. Are new MDE fans too young to realize this or is this the actual conspiracy?
>>212311895Now weโre cooking
>>212311739Retard needs to be chained and beat
I hope the people charging back are the top paypigs expecting to use their tokens over the summer and not the runts freaking out over $10
OK jokes aside, what are the chances realistically that Fishtank is dead for good? Thinking it's an even 50/50 right now.
who would be top and bottom in this scenario or would they switch?
>>212311639makes people less likely to charge back when the show gets rugpulled as well
>>212311890you deserve it
Even if the season ended early Jet still provided us with hundreds of hours of content. Itโs not even his fault it ended early. He deserves the time off to chill with his friends. I think we should all pitch in and write Jet a thank you letter.
post yfw you never gave jet neptgroom and scam hyde a single dollar
>>21231193499% likelihood
Offseason without IDs is going to cause permanent mental damage to /ftl/
>>212311864if she bought that it would be a tax write off
>>212311783ugly inside and outside is a very rough combo
why are kiwitrannies so dumb?
>>212311934i'd say 95/5 in favor of being gone forever. the 5 is the small chance Sam fires Jet or at least replaces him as showrunner
>>212311922>direnc >smart???? What is with the direnc glazing
Jet did a good job this season. I think everybody needs to lay off him and show him the respect that he deserves for delivering a good show.
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>>212311965>Sam is 5'6 in real lifeThis shocked me when I saw him in Austin
>>212311985not reading all of that
>>212311934FISHTANK NEVER DIES!
seen this guy in the last thread and people saying we weren't ready for his truth. What is the QRD on this guy / link to the video?
>>212311985Anything sam related in KF got taken over by fishtank no-lifers who feel like they're "part of a community" by sucking the wiggers off
>>212312001NOOOOOOOOO you HAVE to read their blogposts!!!!
>>212311985>the sketches in EP have been mostly great
>>212311934You guys really don't think they'll push out a season 5 even if it all goes to shit again? There's too much money in it. Now, that might be the last season, if it does.
Can someone pass me a link / torrent to extreme peace ep3?
>>212311985>sam was very proud of the s3 endingwhat?
>>212311632Retarded child of a mentally ill criminal and a meth head prostitute
Guys how do you like my new tattoo?
Guess what's it from
>>212311944>you thought i paidlol
>>212311990She's the only one that isn't basically retarded
>>212311934100% dead.
They may take a year or two to set up everything to make a new season but I believe Sam will have another scam ready by then and won't fund anything Fishtank related.
What is the point of this dumb shit?
>>212312049they don't have a place to do it and finding a warehouse is way too much work and money especially if they go out of state, not happening
>>212312012He's some guy that used to be mutuals with Sam on twitter. Some right wing account or whatever. He saw jiggle bliccy bitchtank clips and decided to stream snipe them in Vegas for grooming girls on the show.
>>212311656I haven't watched a single minute of this season but after watching the entire community fall in love with a 2/10 Mexican goliath in season 1, I am 100% sure she would have won no matter what just from seeing a single frame of her alone.
>>212311990Direnc is smart but a bad person
Angie is smart but a good person
>>212311625If fishtank truly died an alternative would fill the void and it would probably be better
>>212312054wtf jet is freddy and direnc's son?
>>212312049really depends on how commited they are to getting a warehouse or whatever
seeing as jet is on vacation instead of working on that i'd say if it ever does come back its gonna be another house and they will get shutdown again
>>212311907cant believe he didnt think this would happen. what a retard. hope his cross clan spam was worth it.
>>212312072These retards would try another house, and you know it.
>>212311934sam said the team would immediately start working on this huge project and instead jet left to try and groom his contestant that's still in high school
what do you think bro
>>212311985>Sam is a bigger lolcow than Chris ChanNo one thinks this btw and kiwitrannies should rope themselves
>>212312062she's a literal ghetto trash retard whore
>>212312073Wait. Lemme get my glasses.
Marry Trish
Impregnate Trish
Come home to Trish cooking fish my favorite dish
>>212312050just put on ape escape music and look at a bronners soap logo then imagine 2 guys berating craigslist actors then riffing with no direction and you've basically watched the whole thing
>>212311934it's going to turn into some weird irl streaming thing most likely
>>212311890Alex B on the scam allegations.
>>212312058Bro that's so sick. You listen to cum town btw?
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. 4chan and reddit are the only ones who see Jet being a scam artist sex pest. Discord troons are defending him. Kiwitroons are defending him. Twitter trannnies are defending them. Bring up the word chargeback and you get 50 (you)s telling you to get over it and they deserve your money and you're just being a cunt
Is it really /ftl/ and fucking reddit vs the world right now
>>212312058naluto the ninja
>>212312062>HOW DID SHE KNAAAAUUUR?
Vinny Ramos on Extreme Peace. Vinny Ramos won.
>>212312102>GroomYou canโt groom an adult, and you certainly canโt groom some rightwing orbiter slut who wants to fuck you for clout. Dilate your neopussy and go back.
Jet Neptune must be held accountable for his malfeasance at some point.
There is no way he can keep getting away with it.
>>212312124>G lied to ya'll... but it doesn't matter
>>212312012looks like some faggot spic? the shades and self righteous posture tell me he was probably yelling about how based and redpilled he is
>>212312160>reddit spacingKill yourself nigger.
>>212312134Says everything. Jet is cool. Youโre a channing sheep
>>212312134Reddit is going to forget about it in like a week and this is business as usual for /ftl/
>>212312160she's going to prom this year
>>212312134That's the power of social media
Thank god 4chan doesn't have likes or downvotes
>>212312124it's $10 and nothing, therefore charge it back and spend it on food or something
fishtank will be fine
>>212311985Not reading that but extreme peace is not funny, not even chuckle worthy, it's woman standup tier comedy. Fishtank is ruined by wigger incompetence. They are asking for months when they had months after season 3
>>212312134>I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. 4chan and reddit are the only ones who see Jet being a scam artist sex pest. Discord troons are defending him. Kiwitroons are defending him. Twitter trannnies are defending them. Bring up the word chargeback and you get 50 (you)s telling you to get over it and they deserve your money and you're just being a cunt>Is it really /ftl/ and fucking reddit vs the world right now
>>212312175>SH..SHEโS 18!!!And youโre still a virgin reddit tranny
>>212312124based alex unknowingly furthering the idea that they made it 10 dollars so people wouldnt care when they rugpulled
>>212312177>Jet is coollmfao kill yourself
>>212312136box in the back for the JBL speaker they had on bitchtank
>>212312134the discord is all mondo holders and wefunder "investors", kiwitrannies are mentally ill so who cares and twitter is built in such a way that only dickriders with blue checkmarks get their posts seen
i would wager the majority of fans are calling him out
>>212312184I never went to prom, so I must not be an adult yet.
>>212312201truly only the most effeminate of men could feel they did not get their money's worth with this season of jet "chad" neptune's reality tv show
>>212312218actually true you dumb faggot
>>212312124nigger why does everyone talk about the 10$ and not the tokens and stox being rugged and useless since they have no projects for the foreseeable future. are they beyond retarded?
>>212312184And? She can literally make an onlyfans. Are you a 45 year woman or a tranny? All men love legal younger women even if they pretend not to for fear of public shame
>>212312212The last thing Jet's tapeworms saw before she started eating that ass.
>>212312134not only that, this place and maybe an occasional reddit thread are the only ones calling out the very obvious "trip" jet is trying to pull here. The guys saying they werent invited is so fucking funny and obvious
>>212312058the kinda guy that defends jet on reddit
>>212312235>is alex b retarded?
>>212311864One track mind
>>212312233> daaawrh wot ees my fowchune daaawrh
>>212311985That guy is the biggest fucking retard.
>>212311934i believe it when the wiggers say they'll be back ASAP. it's too lucrative and they don't want to burn investors. the wiggers will do the bare minimum and cut corners to accelerate the show's return. but the faster the show comes back, the higher the chances that it will go down again, and next time it'll be permanent.
>>212312232Your mom committed statutory rape then.
I, for one, am happy that I gave wiggers money for 6 weeks of content, got 1 week worth of content and now they're using the money to groom teenage girls and fuck strippers
>>212312273>i believe it when the wiggers sayLOL
>just let us keep your money bro
should i sign up for season 5? I'm very autistic, speech impediment, social outcast, neet, never shower, underweight, play wii games only, etc.
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>>212312234what is she reacting to
>>212312238helping your girlfriend get on the yellow school bus each morning
sitting with the other dads watching your girlfriend at the homecoming ceremony
going to graduation and your girlfriend's favorite teacher is ten years younger than you
>>212312234nothing but pure goranian darkness behind those eyes. i know a blob victim when i see one
>>212312281You canโt groom an adult tranny
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>>212311864why isn't she saying this to ellie directly?
are jet and ellie somewhere else?
>>212312309Ellie is a tranny?!
anyone saying "its just $10" or "shes 18 who cares" are purposefully trying to deflect from the real issue or retarded
the WDF is working overtime right now
>>212311627more Trish type stuff
It clearly says on the site they have a no refund policy
learn to read next time
listen guys, she's an adult because of jewish pornography laws. christ is king
>>212312295yeah all of that sounds super fucking interesting
mfw i eat so much fast food my skin breaks out but i'm always high so i don't take care of it and i get craters in my face and also my teeth are rotting and smell like poop but i don't brush my teeth bc i read a thread on r9k that said it's bad i'm 26 btw
Sam still in love w chuck
>>212311934it's a money printer and therefore it's happening again
the question is whether it will remain a money printer or not
someone could steal their thunder in the approximately 14 months it will take for jet neptune to rouse from his drugs, doordash, and video game slumber ("vibe repair" but for himself)
You should pay me for having to put up with your emails
>>212311934Itโs completely dead. A very half assed attempt to revive it might take place but that itโs just too top heavy and will make the final collapse. The wigger inner circle wanted to get filthy rich off paypigs and it strangled the whole project
>>212312330Here's my trish type beat
It goes
plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap
>>212312306>This is your mind on redditIf you werenโt some kind of permavirgin NEET you wouldnโt be infantilizing adult women like a pedophile
>>212312353scorned simp? gave money to people smarter than you? mad mad triggered?
>>212312048I only saw 1 minutes of the Charls streamer sketch but I thought it was great.
>>212312353you should start inhaling canned down syndrome
helping your girlfriend fill out her fafsa and realizing you are 30 years old
>yeah i fucked ellie so what
>>212312332good luck with the chargebacks
>>2123119340% it will come back again with another scam season/the crew fucking up and the same song and dance where they go
>alright we're going to be really real with you guys... we know we fucked up... thats undeniable... but what we can assure you is that we'll be back next time with some seriously crazy shit, we wouldnt be saying this if it wasnt true you just have to trust us (pensive pause with a forced exhale) we're being so for real right now like we're not bullshitting you and the same whales will pay
im so over sam and wigger's "genuine guy" cadence/tone and i wish more people would call it out. the heavy pensive pausing, the use of "real language" and "real talk", they're just being so real right now guys they are so frickin for real, do you see how they are looking right at the camera and talking semi candidly? they are so reeeeaaaallllll
>>212312380yeah i'm gonna need people to stop assuming i'm a simp or that i give money to these jokers just because i call jet fat, i hate on jet for the love of the game and if you can't handle that well...that sounds like a YOU problem
>>212311985There hasn't been a single funny moment in WP2, a SINGLE one, I'm surprised even Eric and Charls are bad now
You can tell they're trying but it's just not there anymore
>>212312330Amazing cat tree assembly.
>>212311639yes it's pretty self evident in retrospect that they knew that they weren't going to deliver a full product for s4.
>>212312395How many women have you slept with? Honest question
we are fighting against the most evil people on planet earth
asking your girlfriend about her day and she tells you about it being pizza day at the school cafeteria
>>212312388you picked literally the only semi decent sketch, not kidding. the rest are just aimless rambling and not in the endearing charls kind of way
>>212312058tattoo artist did a lot of damage to your skin. i see some inconsistent line work and a couple blowouts.
>>212312380is that you hack you sly dog
>>212312376two alive people
>>212311985We donโt want extreme peace 2 tho
>>212311934What do they have besides fishtank to fund their retarded shows? Sam's chinese supplements? Extreme Peace(lmao)? Peter Thiel? Sam is too jewish to let go of fishtank.
/ftl/ is more concerned about Jet fucking their waifu than Jet trying to steal an 18 year old's future
>>212312400they were super transparent about waiting for the next billing month to begin before announcing the show was dead
crystal fucking clear in fact
>>212312395Better than being a hugless, kissless virgin kiwitranny/redditor/4channer
watching youtube on your girlfriend's phone and realizing it's the kids youtube with parental controls enabled
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hot take: boobs are pretty sweet
I've never seen a fanbase who enjoys being ripped off more and being shown utter contempt than Fishtank fans
I enjoyed extreme peace episode 3
>>212312453therefore jet should not fuck contestants
i mean, apart from maybe a hundred other reasons he should not do that
>>>212311976 Did you know that 18 is the age in the USA where youre legally not a child? 18-year-olds are dumb as fuck though and I always preferred older women. Which is probably some kind of biological defect because even as a kid i was into 40+ years old women, so it's like my instincts are telling me not to reproduce.
>>212312453that weird bitch has no future lmao. being jets baby mama is probably one of the better outcomes she could get
>the Doctor trying to get with Ellie was considered "creepy" to the point where people doxxed him and got him fired
>those same people are defending Jet doing the exact same thing
I don't get it
>>212312395>>212312433>>212312434>>212312453Are we being brigaded by 50 year old women? Is this Channing?
your friend asking your girlfriend if she knows any single girls and she gives him the snapchat of an eighth grader
NONE of this will effect them
the rugpull
jet clearly taking a highschooler on a trip trying to fuck her
even sam and marky
NONE of it will EVER effect them because its their brand. it is their brand to be scummy retards. thats it.
>>212312478boobs are low test and reddit
Do you think the Hydeforce shirts will be shipped soon?
>>212312485MDE is like a satanic cult
>>212311985Kiwitroons are the dumbest people in the fishtank community. They fall for every wigger gaslight and retarded fan theory. They have this sort of inferiority complex because theyโre not really relevant in the wider fishtank community like 4chan or Twitter. They seem to defend Sam and the wiggers way more than other places. Maybe itโs just because of the Channing interview. They were also the last Tayjeet holdout besides /bant/.
>>212312453I don't care about any of this at all
>>212312494>she's a highschooler, that guy must be a closeted pedo>she's a legal adult bro, jet can fuck her if she wants
>>212312267How did she naur tho
>>212311976Ok I get hating Jet but in what world is an 18 year old a child?
>>212312494i cannot answer for this i have no fucking idea lol
>>212312453Ellie's top 3 dream jobs before going on fishtank were
1. Grifter
2. Homelessness
3. Osrs scammer
Jet isn't stealing much of a future, he is fucking my waifu however
>>212312051Sam said flatout in multiple podcasts the S3 ending made him want to kill himself and was the worst shit ever.
I need some of whatever that nigga is smoking.
>>212312136Nice I bet your bf has some really cool not scary friends
>>212312494The Cult of Jet will defend anything he does. They're completely brainwashed by their idol Goran.
>>212312492her sister married clark gracie and appeared in k-pop music videos
do you think posting memes makes a woman unattractive or something
>>212312518I remember they had to shut this down because of markyposters
>>212311934sam and jet are too stubborn and retarded to give it up. Too many retards throw absurd amounts of money on this show compared to the effort it takes for them to just let it go. they'll be back in some form soon, it'll be a half-assed rush-job to get as much revenue as quickly as possible, maybe in a warehouse or a new house that'll get doxxed from a pizza box. expect bitchtank 2.0 or something very similar to it.
>>212312494Two different gay sections if the fanbase. There is nothing wrong with fucking a consenting 18 year old woman, neither the Doctor not Jet are wrong here sorry TRANNIES
doctor cross was the funniest thing on season 4
>>212312494the puppy play shit was worse than anything dr cross said or did
your girlfriend asking you to check her out from school early because it's soooo boring
>>212311794isn't trish also like 28? anyway to get a trish gf (you don't actually want one) you need to be a negro or a wegro. If you aren't an actual felon you probably should become one, but otherwise you could get a bunch of tats and pretend like you are.
if you come off like you'd pass the breakfast test you'll give her the ick.
>>212312542>what world is an 18 year old a child?America. Mass fluorosis and plastic exposure delays development by 5-7 years in America. Ellie is, at best, functionally 13
>>212312435That's a shame to hear. I did watch one where Erick was on some construction show and I thought it wasn't very good (in fact the only part I liked was a part where Charls is rambling about murder to another worker) and the final like two seconds of it.
Sad to hear it's no good.
>>212312453you want my honest reason? jet doesnt deserve 9.5/10 18 year old pussy. He deserves to be cockblocked every second of the day and called a creep.
>>212312552i'd like to hear that, clip please?
not doubting, just very interested
>>212312516that post is true though, tjniggers are brain damaged
having to call it a night at 9 pm because your girlfriend can't be tardy for alegbra again or she'll get detention
>>212312580Your crusty, unwashed fingers typing a hecking funny message into the comment box before hitting send, getting up, looking in the mirror and realizing you never had sex, and then dilating your neovagina
>>212311819you're right she's about average sized for a girl
>>212312542she's a junior in high school
Jet has done nothing wrong. Literally what has he done wrong for you to sperg like this?
>>212312578the fact he did it before the "date" to reassure himself of his authority over her is so fucking hilariously pathetic and transparent
>>212312580I would high key wather be waped than le bored frfr no cap pass the whipped cream recharger muh bix nood
jet should put his trip on and start posting in here
introducing yourself to your girlfriend's softball coach and he threatens to kick your ass if you don't leave the game
Sam remarked in the final video that it would take them a couple of weeks to wire up a house with cameras and speakers for the show to continue.
Do you guys think it would actually take that long? How long do you think a crew of, say, 4 marginally experienced people would take to set up a FTL style camera/mic house?
>>21231261118 year olds are adults though, youโre infantilizing an adult like a pedophile. What Junior is 18 anyway? Did she get left back
>>212312613he scared oliver that one time
>>212312611Her literal crack smoking meth smoking mom held her back
>Bro just let us keep your money
>>212312613i dunno even though ellie is 18, using the platform to mold her into a fucktoy is kind of weird and questionable
also im like 99% sure this was a rugpull so thats also bad
Sam is still in the red, he only made 700,000 from extreme peace so far. He stated months ago extreme peace cost over 1 million.
>>212312518i don't remember this at all.
>>212312637everything takes longer when you're on galaxy gas
Jet truly is the fall guy.
Sam is as responsible as Jet for Fishtank going under, yet he's getting barely any flak; it's all groomer Jet.
>>212312516Lmao this fag is seething over everyone correctly shitting on his self insert TJ. Fag saw this post and started having a panic attack
>>212311934I wouldn't be surprised if they do a 5th season but it will flop because the charm is gone
>>212312453Arent they the same thing?
>>212312637could literally be done in a weekend and that isnt hyperbole
>>212312636>Introducing yourself to your girlfriendโs ___Need a girlfriend first virgin
>>212312670im the hate shield baby
>>212312459it's not billed at the start of the month, stupid, a month is counted from the day you bought the pass
Who are the top and bottom iq fish/freeloaders?
>Top:
Burt
Xavier
Cole
Letty
Alexis (nursing school and the NCLEX are pretty hard)
>Bottom:
Jon
Daniel
Dumbgay
Fatty
Trish
Brian (his SAT score was like 15th percentile)
just don't send 666 over the tts guys
>>212311934They will come back for one more attempted season, but things will inevitably go wrong and then they will finally cancel the show.
Cole Palmer has said on Twitter as far as he knows he's still coming on the show for s5
I think Sam and the wiggers are holding off the real scandalous stuff surfacing till /ftl/ is kicked off to /bant/, because they know we are the most unforgiving autistic detectives of the fanbase.
If more legal fuckery comes out next week, the MDE cultist idiots on xitter, plebbit, jewtube, etc. won't give a shit, to them Sam and Jet are still gods.
>>212312453I just donโt like his state show ideas desu
>>212312637just use those plastic bits on nails to secure an ethernet cable and a drill to thread it through
duct tape and paint if you want it hidden
it's honestly a 24 hour job if you already have the cameras, speakers and microphones as a unit to be screwed in
>>212312550She just says that. She will be a doctor but not a medical one
Imagine having the season pass on auto renew
Imagine rejecting prime, 18 year old Asian pussy
If Direnc is out going to bars/strip clubs what is Ellie doing all alone?
>>212312637I think he worries about people finding about the place they are rigging and rendering that effort useless once people start calling the police, saying they are stashing rifles there without a permit.
He is waiting for the heat to die down.
>>212312796Correct, it's a dead show and they have to find new careers.
>>212312662i want to believe that but i genuinely think the majority of that budget went to sam's wannabe-rich-guy lifestyle (nigger northface jackets and expensive cars)
sam hyde owes me a t shirt
>>212312698Agree but
>nursing school and the NCLEX are pretty hardIt's really not. The whole system is set up to let even the most retarded nasty sluts get through
BEX
I KNOW YOU ARE LISTENING
I WILL GIVE YOU 0.1 BTC TO LEAK EVERYTHING YOU HAVE ON THE WIGGERS
>>212312575I dont care what age she is, jet should not be fucking contestants after putting them through humiliation rituals
>>212311985it's funny how much they glaze the wiggers considering how much jet despises KF.
>>212312516Kiwiniggers were so mindbroken by Teej they still seethe to this day lol
dan just kicked a hole in the wall
>>212312637How the fuck should I know
>>212312736Imagine Jet right behind her
This is what sheโs doing
>>212312736riding on jet's neptune
>>212312613The show isnโt good.
>>212312755only I can call out post
>>212312516dude, he's 100% correct, that's not a great one to bolster your point with lol
>>212312736uh... idk... uhh sleeping!
I want
Nay
NEED
To fuck Trish
ummmm why are these threads still up when the show is over???????
>>212312756She chose to be there and chose to pursue him afterwards, Jet did nothing wrong youโre all just mad itโs not you
>>212312736>can't stay away from the strip club even on a vacationThis means that she only feels at home in such an environment. She's a far gone whore
>>212312774>shave your chin>shave two chins
Murat is live in Thailand disparaging their king, which is punishable by up to 15 years in prison
getting a call from your girlfriend's teacher because she wrote her 'what I did this summer' essay on the first day of english II and it's all about hanging out with a 35 year old wigger and learning about puppy play and whippets
>>212312698letty didnt graduate high school
>>212312450All Sam talks about these days unironically is using AI (not actually using it for anything transformative but just asking braindead questions to grok) to brainstorm brand ideas for him. He unironically will ask chatgpt to come up with supplement ideas for him and calls that doing work. Crazy how much of a boomer he actually is.
>>212312516i thought kiwifarms had it out for sam hyde due to his obviously romantic infatuation with marky thompson (just look at her face and tell me this wasn't some retarded alt-right romeo and juliet story)
>>212312637I dont know but concerts and shit basically do the same thing in a few hours. Im talking about local ones too so definitely not like 40 people, probably like 10 people
>>212312768Bro you didnt learn a skill?
People that came into the threads that are evil
Klaus and lux
Both kiwifags is that a coincidence i think not
Ellie hyman status-intact
Ellie anal virginity status-intact
>>212312637a day or two
two to be safe
>>212312736Uhh hey Direnc you're kind of being a Cole right now can you let me and ellie be alone to repair the vibes
>>212312708> well hey that all checks out... you did say no refunds on the site and you were very forthcoming about stox not being securities... yup so ehhh i guess ill just show myself out...>but ehh... actually... to be completely honest Mr.Hyde, there was one more thing...
Someone call ICE on Drench for illegal work on tourist visa
>>212312690Go to the gym anon. Thereโs lots of those there
>>212312810Seething so hard you have to make multiple unfunny posts, arising from your computer, and then realizing youโre a tranny who will never give xis parents children
>>212312755Listen to this guy. Drop a gofile from a Starbucks so they don't know it's you.
>>212312778Betty talking about herself in the post, naturally
sam dates high schooler = bad
jet dates high schooler = good
>>212312827that would be you that is evil and i will make you the next school shooter by EOW
>>212312755dude shut up she was about to do it for free
>>212311783I don't like her at all, she's very cringe, but I do feel bad about her. I think 95% of what the fish do isn't really that bad, we've all puked in front of others or done cringy things, but she shaved her head and had that whole thing with Frank for nothing because production never wanted her to win. Evil stuff. Add to that the fact that she's not pretty or smart or talented, her family history and where she lives.
>>212312840i had sex with bex in a bar bathroom in wexford pa
An /ftl/ poster is now punching himself in the head
>>21231285518 year old women can make an onlyfans and join the US army, thereโs a huge difference. Most 18 year olds are in college
>>212312637that is a 1 day job with 5-6 guys
Jet so obsessed with Daddy Sam he wants to have his own Marky, but he does't have enough game to pull a 15 year old or a white girl so he had to settle for some post wall gook roastie
>>212312809>Sir, a second Ellie and Jet picture has hit the imageboard.
hearing about a school shooting and hoping your girlfriend hid in a locker (you are 48 years old)
>>212312755she's too cowardly
Thatโs it.
Iโm calling the mods
>>212312637As a professional A/V guy I would say 2-3 days tops, you could easily do it in a single day with a decent sized crew.
>imagine not realizing this is a bot analytical thread
>>212312798we draw lines with these things. It is actually illegal to sell yourself into slavery because we believe that would create a bad societal precedent.
likewise, we find it appropriate to morally condemn those who would use a position of power to stockholm people into fucking them.
>>212312438I'm sure it's not the first and won't be the last time that guy's gotten blown out
>>212312798>what is stockholm syndrome
>>212312818After the Channing null interview they essentially forgave Sam for Marky.
Something fucked up is about to happen
>>212312913hopefully finally playing blue prince
>>21231285515 = illegal
18 = legal
Keep in mind grooming is illegal so if you groom them and they turn 18 that's still illegal.
>>212312867Yeah, this is why.
>>212312901@grok is this true
>>212312855dr cross dates high schooler = disgusting pedophile
jet performs puppy play on his employee and takes her out on a roadtrip alone = good
>>212312913shes too annoying to die unfortunately. pure spite keeps them going
im a gummy bear yes im a gummy bear im a yummy tummy funny lucky gummy bear
>>212312876dating an 18 year old as a normal 30 year old isnt even that big of a deal
being a 30 year old with massive amounts of internet clout who stockholms you and uses their authority over you to foster a relationship and make you roll around like a dog then dangle a job in front of them then tell all the guys to leave and take them on a "trip", is questionable.
>>212312818>>212312920If you actually go back to the sam thread, it all got taken over by fishtank groupies
The Stox setup, operated via fishtank.live and predict.fishtank.live, is an illegal online gambling scheme that violates U.S. laws, including the Unlawful Internet Gambling Enforcement Act (UIGEA).
Users buy virtual โStoxโ on fishtank.live, which fluctuate based on show events but cannot be cashed out. On predict.fishtank.live, users bet on outcomes, with the highest Stox holder gaining immunity to rig results for real money. This structure exploits gambling laws by separating Stox purchases from betting.
Unregulated Gambling: The UIGEA prohibits payments for unlawful internet gambling. Fishtankโs linked Stox purchases and betting form an illegal gambling operation.
Deceptive Practices: The FTC protects against misleading practices. Fishtankโs non-redeemable Stox disguise a betting scheme with real financial stakes.
Fraud: The IC3 targets cyber-enabled fraud. The immunity mechanism enables outcome manipulation.
>>212312785>100%nigger you think dumbgay is the best freeloader of all time?
dr. cross should be fired and publicly humiliated for pretending to do the things as a joke that jet neptune is actually doing
>You want the 6 weeks you paid for? Sorry bro, you're getting banned.
I like Ellie and I like jet
>>212312901many are saying this
>>212312913Horrible people like her tend to live the longest
>>212312924Two gays on so you think you can dance that never aired
>>212312736her shit should be spammed nonstop with people telling her to protect ellie lol
>>212312936if the Fishtank story was retold to Ellie's father, the only thing he'd be happy about is the fact she went on a "date" with a doctor
>>212312798I don't care that a 26 year old is fucking an 18 year old, but Jet should keep a line of professional separation between himself and the fish for the sake of the show.
>>212312228I watched for free and I'll still say Jet is inept and should be fired. That being said I do not care that he's trying to fuck ellie. She said her mom would fuck dudes in front of her she's not a innocent little flower, she knows what's up and could just say no like angie did.
>>212312755talking would require her taking the nigger cock out of her mouth
>>212313020Goran isn't just 26, is he?
>>212313014Disgusting fat nigger
My dog started sucking off Jet
claire and abi fucked jet. tj w
>>212313043I think he just turned 27 actually
If Ellie is still in high school and has no ID, how did Jet verify she was actually 18? Why would he risk letting a potential minor on his show?
>>212313035looking particularly rabbinical here
>>212312901This shit was so fucking awesome man. Last time a man had some balls on this show
>WOAAAAAAAOWOAHWHHAAAHWWAO
>>212312975in S2, he was the best, yes
in BG, he was a dud
some people are so bitchmade they will let e-daddy scam them out of their money and then watch him use it to take a high schooler on a fuck tour and thank him for his service as if running a tv show is the korean war
J00 captcha
>>212312979she came across as a slobbering retard due to being off her tits on downers
>>212313043>Goran isn't just 26, is he?Lmao no. In one of Johnny Neptune's live streams he said he never got his birth certificate until Jet was like 4 so he could get a scholarship but Jet turned out to be an unathletic faggot like his mother.
He is 30
>>212312924BBC Bex makes me smile. Usually donโt want them back but Bex is an exception
Jet must have raped his sister
makes sense why he tries to groom all female contestants
>>212313049It was a TJ w, I have to admit. Imagine those two whores trying to spread their legs for you and the stench of Goran is just seeping out of their pores. I'm surprised he didn't start gagging.
>>212312639>that V neckholy
>yeah i used to produce this reality tv show called fishtank, it was a pretty big deal
>NUMBER FIVE COMING RIGHT UP!
>>212313086do you have a link or should I just check the threads there
>>212313070you can get a learner's permit at 16 which includes DoB, there are also other way of verifying your age. Birth certificate is another form.
>>212313049Klaus bro killed himself klaus L
Fuck You
You have no idea what I've been through
>>212313087>he never got his birth certificate until Jet was like 4 so he could get a scholarshiplmao
Sam mentions Eggy on the new Sam Hyde Show. Only a matter of time until he's on the fishtank show.
>>212313092>in love with him/her self disgusting space crack baby tactics
>>212311705Cowboy is kinda weird like every time I see him he has a smug smile on his face as if that's his default expression
Iโm 30 and would fuck Ellie
>>212312281>I, for one, am happy that I gave wiggers money for 6 weeks of content, got 1 week worth of content and now they're using the money to groom teenage girls and fuck strippers>I, for one, am happy that I gave wiggers money for 6 weeks of content>I gave wiggers money
I'm 31 and would fuck Jupiter
>>212312893Itโs gonna be ok. Death is part of life. Weโll get you a new livestream show anon
>>212313142no shit, every heterosexual man on the planet would fuck ellie, the issue is using the show as a vehicle to do that.
>>212313128eggy already exposed jet neptroon as a sex pest rapist last year under his trip and /ftl/ just ignored it
so I seriously doubt they will be working together
>>212313152Jet fucked her first, enjoy his sloppy seconds
>>212313152We need to be grooming Jupiter
>>212312981im picturing mathew as the fat naked guy in the background of them partying at the s3 house
>>212313139Ubermensch among subhumans, he knows he is superior and kill any of them barehanded.
>>212313049it should've been TJ. he's earned it. getting cucked by the boss baby would make me suicidal
>>212312955Null banned a couple of the regulars for white knighting him but it seems like itโs already gone back to normal.
>>212312979IDK I guess Channing embarrassed herself so hard that people just couldnโt take Markyposting serious there anymore.
eepyy
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two weeks of this was not enough
>>212313139His secret is being high on shrooms all the time.
>>212313171link to that in the archive?
>>212313128never, Eggy has big issues with Jet and vice versa
>>212311934there will be 12 seasons
>>212313178for what this was unintentional
>>212313084Laโron mogged him
i liked that dan's signature move was to just kick holes in the wall
Angie just deleted all her socials
you lost
>>212311864>haha uhhh yeah guys let's dip into this sex shop real quick it we could like find some cool gags for season 5 or something
>>212313209 you're dreaming right now
>>212313104jet raped ellie confirmed
Things are about to get very bad here
>>212313179Bots can't groom anything so your argument is invalid.
>>212312736I'd take a trip to the city just to say hi but finding them would be nearly impossible
>>212313188Has Marky Thompson actually addressed Sam Hyde? What's her socials?
>>212313171It's very likely eggy only did that to earn points with the egirl who shared that info with him. Despite everything, he's still weak to the egirl menace. As long as Jet never saw the posts, I'd say Eggy is over it and ready to freeload.
>>212313020there is no show!! it's just a cash grab, a way to farm tts. yes the wiggers who run the show for sam sometimes have sex with the girls, who are there to fuck and farm tts, but there is no show!!!! they dress it up a lot but there is no show
>>212313226that will never happen, maybe Ellie would
>>212313235the votes...
they're in...
>>212313194I don't have it but it's where we got the "can't believe my dick is out ha ha" text messages from
Imagine being that much of a junkie fuck your own brother kills himself lol
Somewhere right now there's an /ftl/ poster threatening his mother with a knife
>>212313245@orbitersgettherope
>>212313221he does it everywhere he goes
he did it at the afterparty at the s3 house and at the airport before he boarded his flight
he's mad
>>212313128Can you clip it for /wsg/
apple
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When is the last time you went a week with no screentime and internet
>>212313220what? all Laron did was cry in a cuddlepuddle all the time to feel up white women, he was the weakest gay nigger when it came to actually walking the walk
Hey Ellie its weird everyone thinks we're going to have sex. Anyway can I get laid now
Hey you. Psssst. So Taylor has split up with the poker guy and she's now courting Tommy Baggs. Pass it on.
>>212313020isn't that why they fired taxcin
>>212313273that was years ago bro
>>212313273when your mom came over on her meth binge
Remember this classic banger?
https://youtu.be/9Mq2XcwPmt4?si=hzygGA_PVXu6oZ5D
>>212313287Pretty funny how they gave letty a production job after that
>>212313245Marky wanted to move on which is why nothing has ever actually happened with that situation?
>>212313281actually I heard she's fucking Joey Salads
>>212313281Taylor doesn't cheat, unlike Lubecooch
i'm starting to feel...strange
final three
screenshot this
>>212313287young pussy for me not for thee is the rule
Someone said in an earlier thread that Letty is the Ghislaine Maxwell of fishtank and I see it kek
Is Jet really trying to fuck/groom the high school girl or is this sort of a meme/joke?
>>212313049did he ever want them? i didn't watch bitchtank or powtank
>>212313106this is probably what i'm remembering
https://youtu.be/watch?v=4Y9kFLIR718
>>212313333Nigga, do you even have to ask at this point
>>212313273is that even possible nowadays? I barely use my phone and still average 2 hours a day but I'm on my pc probably 4 hours a night
>>212313245no, the only person that's upset about the situation is Channing, because Marky is the girl that replaced her
Younger women are feral for older men these days, how do you guys not know this
>>212313333checked
what joke, he has been doing this sense 2016
>>212313351I haven't watched since season 1 so yes.
>>212313275>he doesnโt knowhttps://x.com/rontheprince/status/1866991156027949116
>>212313229Thatโs very clearly a candy store
>>212313087>even Jet's birth was a gaslightUnfathomably grim.
Kiwi farmers really like the idea of building a house in a warehouse... Sounds really soulless. The appeal of Fishtank is it's an ordinary house but crazy shit happens. I get a house in a middle of nowhere would have bad connection, but I'm sure they can find a house that's secluded but not out in the wild.
>>212313281The gambler dude posted she was the love of his life like last week what a cunt
claire rimming posting has spread to reddit and is getting upvoted
mexianon actually won for once
>>212313287And scott
>>212313327Isn't taxcin younger than letty kek
THEY ACTUALLY GOT BAM IN THE TANK NO WAY!!
>>212313216I meant all the other ppl you wronged
>>212313383I know, that's fucking twitter beef, not the show, goober
>>212313328Itโs been spreading everywhere and thatโs good. Here, Reddit, Twitter. People are finally fed up with the lies, scamming and jet the groomer. Fishtank is never coming back itโs going to slowly die off. Their last money plan is to sell the houses, split the money however they see fit
>>212313333jet is in the 23rd percentile of men
ellie is in the 97th percentile of women
he could not touch her without committing a crime
>>212313273ten-ish years ago, our internet provider fucked up and we didn't have it for ten days.
when I received the text saying it was back up, I was in the middle of reading a book and I felt mostly dread. I knew I was gonna go back to being unproductive, and I did.
Why are jews so gay and rapey?
>>212313245Yes, on discord, said that the whole situation was gross and obviously regrets the whole thing but she's over it and even tuned in fishtank a few times to watch. Now she is just another alcoholic egirl working a minimum wage job and fucking chads on tinder.
>>212313336he mightโve maybe been a little horny for abi, wasnโt that into claire. claire wanted to hop on his dick bad
>>212313406Building a house in a warehouse is funny though, and theg can do more funny shit like trap doors/hidden areas/secrets. Also donโt have to worry about selling it or the HOA
>>212313273I was so sick I missed the entire Famous House 2. Couldn't get out of bed for a week. Just slept for days.
>>212313417theres nothing to apologize for
Since the show has ended, how's your summer been anons?
>>212313328Kiwi farmers really like Letty and hate Cole. Let that sink in.
>>212313439very early for a dead show, don't push our luck
>>212313406The problem with it being in a house is zoning laws.
>>212313428it's their religion
>>212313306Eggy is actually decent as a rapper. Too bad it never worked out as a career
>>212312662Sam literally spends hundreds of thousands a year on "nigger rich" shit like gay little convertibles and watches. He'll be fine. There was a period for a couple years where if you tuned in to his podcast at all he'd be talking about a new car he bought every few weeks. His finances don't really add up though so he's getting funded by somebody I'm almost 100% certain. They weren't even making money before he got cancelled after World Peace and claims they each made only like 50-60k from the show.
>>212313406Do they really think the wiggers have the wherewithal to construct a whole multi-story house facade complete with wiring and plumbing? The whole concept sounds like a death trap in their hands
>>212313333>Is an adult man trying to fuck an adult womanYeah? Why do you keep saying sheโs in highschool sheโs 18 who cares
>>212313406zoning laws are pretty much the same everywhere. they arent going to find a house that is zoned for commercial use without a shit ton of bureaucracy they are far too lazy to do
s4 is over when lolcowlenard goes live
>>212313328it also used to be bex, she would find the contestants for the show
letty is much less subtle about it though, her first day there was coaxing giddy "confessions" out of ellie
>>212313339watching this now
so channing is really the person who spams /pol/ with anti sam stuff? I thought that was a meme
>>212313490Rape is a crime though regardless of age.
>>212313482poorfags literally cannot imagine making money
>>212313281that would be mad hilarious. is she gonna accuse him of cheating if the fans started gossiping?
>>212313520Sheโs in this thread right now
>>212313333itโs mostly people connecting the dots based on him using the show to sleep with girl fish in the past, the fact Ellie was a last minute casting addition by him, the fact heโs spending time with her and direnc and kicked out everyone else, the fact that he has explicitly stated he doesnโt fraternise with people unless thereโs an objective, etc etc
>>212313520it's not a meme
hell hath no fury like a woman in her 30s scorned
>>212313490let's ignore the fact she watched her mom fuck in front of her, has sexual trauma, said "ew" just at the thought of sex. Mom is a methhead.
What Harvey Weinstein did wasn't technically illegal either, they were adults, but it's still jewish immorality.
She's not allowed to drink either.
the issue is Jet grooming to the abandonment of the show
he treats male contestants like sexual rivals competing for the girls' attention
he has to go
>>212313520No she's been doing it basically singlehandedly for over a decade now. Her whole life has been pills and markyposting since sam dumped her.
>>212313483Someone said they could use gas generators to power it.
Imagine the wiggers putting the generators inside the warehouse next to the set and killing the entire cast on night 1 due to carbon monoxide poisoning.
If Jet simply lost weight and stopped dressing like a retard people wouldn't think such horrible things about him
>>212313281who the fuck is tommy baggs
>>212313271did jet kick his head in like he promised?
>>212313537Quite possibly. If she does then Tommy's going to put her through a wall and she'd deserve it.
>>212313496There are unzoned residential places where you can do pretty much whatever you want. Residential, Commerical, Industrial, doesnt matter. The thing is they're very rare in the northeast
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Sam has a bastard?
We need to be loving Angie
>>212313455Do you just view all relationships as disposable on your road to girlbossdom? No wonder you were the problem person in hs.
>>212313281If its true there is only one common denominator and its her
>>212313520not just 4chan
she also goes on relevant forums to concern troll about Sam, but is usually quickly found
rn she's creating threads about Extreme Peace as an excuse to then samefag in them
>>212313697a half-japanese bastard is what i heard but congrats to sam if he knocked up marky
>>212313732>This is a 9/10 to people.
>>212313718no but i don't like lying
>>212313757ellie is a 10, well, I'd give her 10, all 10 inches that is
made it ten minutes into the null channing interview that anon linked last thread before I tapped out kek
how could she fuck up her only opportunity to actually get her markyposting out there by getting high before the interview
>>212312518Durgasoft-codedadjm
>>212313757her body is a 10 at least
>>212313649*Harley noises rumble on the horizon*
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>>212313808fuck i posted this in the wrong thread
>Ellie's discordtranny friends call her "Leonard"
>Emiru's chat calls her "bro"
Why are zoomers so cringe and weird with cute girls?
>>212313896ellie mogs the fuck out of this bitch
>>212313896That's.... her name? What should people call her?
>>212313896They're friend zoned so they have to pretend she's a guy
>>212313896neurosis consist of having feelings about your own feelings
they are panicking about being attracted to girls
>>212313799U were pretty good at lying to your bf and women who thought they were your gfs for the better part of a year thobeit
>>212313896>Ellie's discordtranny friends>Emiru's chatThese "people" are all millennials thoughbeit
>>212312736direnc is very funny person
i would love to have wife in 98% like her, but with not cursed dna and normal job
>>212313895Kek, every time I'm in like a totally unrelated forum, like a Discord hentai server, or a flight simulator chat if comedians come up and I mention Sam Hyde, there's always someone from Providence who's like "oh yeah, that guy I see in public all the time".
Is Rhode Island like the Andorra of America?
>>212314000cope more zoomie. gta is a millennial game btw. le wrong generation faggot.
>>212313962Emiru is almost forty.
>>212314040Extremely scuffed
>>212314040Who's this princess? Would she let me date her for a bit and strangle/punch her on romantic nights?
>>212314062>gta is a millennial game btwYes, I know. I was referring to millennials in my post. Great reading comprehension there, gramps.
>it never actually became a thing
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In an alternate universe Ellie would have had loving parents and started her career as an influencer doing kpop dance covers on tiktok in 2020 and moving on to doing shopping haul vlogs and makeup reviews in her LIC studio apartment, by now she'd be getting invited to big designer events, instead she got groomed on fishtank by Jet and spews memes on her stories. Grim.
>>212313825oh is that this character's name lol