Thread 212310070

The only takeaway I got was that pic related is supposed to be Jesus Christ.

Jesus lost his hair to roads? I thought he worked miracles.

kinometheus

jeet thread. fuck off, ranjeesh.

>>212310070 (OP)
bait?

>>212310070 (OP)
the squid is Jesus, you imbecile.

>>212310070 (OP)
i think that's supposed to be Prometheus. The engineer at the end is either Zues himself or someone in his faction

>>212310070 (OP)
what does he do with the wraps when he needs to take a piss? Does he unwrap and then go through the pain of re-wrapping up his shorts? Or does he snake his Prometheus cock out the side? Has anyone asked Ridley about this?

>>212311336
You think he got muscles like that from being lazy? Prometheus doesn't fear unwrapping

>>212311336
he shits and pisses until he is empty, then he wraps himself into his alien undies and proceeds to the next steps of the ritual
t. Ridley Scott

Why did the engineer who woke up after 10000 years get so mad?

>>212312316
Jesus died 2025 years ago

>>212312316
He didn't like humans, and seeing an artificial human made him lose it

>>212312316
what the fuck was his problem?

It would be messed up if, billoins of years later, someone found his undershorts and carbon dated it, a piece of woven cloth, to before life on earth.

>>212312316
he was always an asshole, the other prometheuses didnt like him either.

>>212313146
but he had a great ass

>>212312828
Why would that be messed up? The humans found way more than that. They found tons of evidence saying that they created humans and came from that other planet

>>212313567
Cave drawings made by cavemen and a pair of briefs that predate life are not even in the same ballpark, made up-wise.

>>212312316
Original script: Jesus was an engineer and upon his death the went ape shit and sent an Armada to wipe humanity out.

Released movie: humanity is scene as a failed civilization and they planned on wiping them out, basically a science experiment that failed in their eyes and the engineer is pissed because humanity is now viewing themselves as perfect via creation of David.

>>212310070 (OP)
It's Frankenstein you retard. You know, "the modern prometheus".

>>212313694
>made up-wise
*messed up-wise

>>212313694
They found enough to justify a trillion dollar, multiyear interstellar trip to that world. That's a lot more than cave paintings

The team in Prometheus is lame because of their inherent assumptions: for no reason whatsoever they believe they are flying to Heaven to meet angels and God himself. They think whoever they encounter will be immortal, invincible, all knowing, and have fanastic mindlowing perfect reasons for creating humanity. Anything less than that is soulcrushing to them sending them into deep depression. It's really dumb. No one ever promised them that should be the case.

>>212314373
Maybe they wanted to know regardless of the result? You know, like real scientists

>>212314537
They were not real scientists. And any real intelligent person would be open to either result. Not ready to blow their brains out because they didn't get the result they decided had to be 100% true already.

>>212314537
Like the highly trained biologists who decide to get some fresh air on an alien planet after about ten minutes? What could possibly go wrong?

>>212310070 (OP)
achievable natty?

Why the fuck cant I get rid of my tired eyes, no matter how early I go to bed my body wakes up on less than 7 hours of sleep and my eyes look super tired and freaky fml

>>212314650
Quit smoking, drinking, get more fresh air and exercise. Also, reverse aging

Why did Dr. Manhattan lose his blue?

>>212314650

I itch all over when I try to sleep unless I drink. Please send help.

>>212315000
Stop drinking. Take showers. Use melatonin.

Gonna be honest, I really like the biotech suits and equipment idea. It would be great for a different series that can leave out the xenomorph stuff

>>212313743
No in the original script Jesus was kidnapped by the Engineers, then sent back to Earth with their knowledge and the message that God (Engineers) loves everyone, and when the Jews murdered him the Engies went mad and decided that only right thing to do was to...kill all of humanity. The whole thing is beyond retarded.