Thread 212313507

Trailer opens with Robert Pattinson as Hermes monologuing as we see a far off shot on Odysseus on a raft in the Aegean sea

Shadow of the Trojan horse

>>212313507 (OP)
It’s weird to think that my ancestors actually fought in that legendary conflict

Wide shot of the Trojan beach with the horse and soldiers riding towards it

jeet thread. fuck off, ranjeesh.

Tom Holland as Telemachus, son of Odysseus

Jon Bernthal as Menelaus, king of Sparta and Lupita Nyongo as Helen of Troy

>>212313507 (OP)
Nolan's later movies are so cringy. They're like extended trailers which is why Indians love them.

>>212313519
>>212313507 (OP)
>>212313560
looks like shit I've shot on my phone

Greek soldiers commanded by Odysseus during the sack of Troy

Odysseus and his men entering the cave of the cyclops

No idea who these two could be. Possibly gods

That's very nice but why the negroes and non-whites

Final shot is a close up of Odysseus on a raft in the Aegean sea

you're missing the best shot - that some kind of a ropey shape in the sea watee

i love the teaser. it's moody and mysterious. however i loathe the jewish dei casting

Nolan makes consistently watchable movies but this cast is so slop-tier, I cannot see how this will end up good.
Is it impossible for this guy to hire a nobody or C-lister?
Matt Damon as fucking Odysseus?
Bernthal??

>>212313647
“Lemme tell ya somethin’ Telemachus“

>>212313647
>Lupita Nyongo as Helen of Troy

I thought you guys were memeing. Has this been confirmed?

>>212313991
if he wants huge funds for this kind of film, even more a mythological topic in nowdays film industry, he has to hire actors who can bring normies to the cinemas and woke DEI to please the jewish producers.

>>212314088
only telemachus and ulysses characters are confrmed in IMDb at least

>>212314088
I don't want to believe it but who else could it be? Bernthal is obviously Menelaus as Telemachus visits him to ask about the whereabouts of his father in the original story. Lupita must be Helen as there's no way some random woman would be sitting next to the king. There's a chance that Bernthal is Nestor and Lupita is Eurydice but this is unlikely since Nestor was an old kindly man. So yeah, Nolan literally blackwashed Helen of Troy lmao.

>>212313647
i can't tell if it's memes or just the same draining shit anymore..

>>212313507 (OP)
The most egregious casting choice is this guy. Black Africans are annoying but there were still some in ancient Greece. East Asians on the other hand? Easily the dumbest casting in the movie.

>>212313672
Your phone has a multi million dollar 70 mm IMAX camera attached to it?

>>212314231
He's just putting his own spin on the story which is why there's so much weird shit like Roman era armour, viking longboats, colour blind casting, etc. He's just making an epic fantasy film, not a documentary about the Greek bronze age.

>>212313507 (OP)
>Zeus'
Zeus's is formal grammar for people's names faggot. "All of the gods' laws were smashed to pieces," would be correct.

>>212313604
The name's Bondlet, James Bondlet.

>>212313647
Homer's epic really needed a Brooklyn j. Ruined,

>>212313678
>>212313717
these could be from a history channel special

>>212314608
YOU GOT A STORY?

>>212314101
then cast tom cruise not damon

>>212314431
He's making Street Fighter 2026 then

Nolan finally went woke, shant be watching

>>212313507 (OP)
ayo mask sumn

The twist at the end is that it all takes place on another planet in the future.

>>212313507 (OP)
>>212313519
>>212313560
Only Nolan can make fucking Greece look dull and grey.

>>212313647
his name is pronounced "Men-Uhh-Lay-Us". Not "Men-A-Louse" like in Troy. that shit had me going bonkers.

>>212313647
>Lupita Nyongo as Helen of Troy
fucking KEKKKK

>>212315091
Nolan is bad, but Denis.... he's a menace... makes remakes and sequels to movies and ruins them.

>>212313507 (OP)
Pattinson should be smart enough to avoid this.

every day I'm glad I stopped watching television and films

>>212313560
Looks like shit. Academy award winner Hoyte van Hoytema everyone!

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