Perhaps I treated you too harshly...

>>212317761 (OP)
I still kind of dislike Lost World. JP3 I came around to eventually though. Mostly cause of the Aviary scene.

>millennials shat and pissed their pants in fear over this

>zoomers screamed and cried over this

>>212318241
I still don't know if she survived.

>>212317761 (OP)

Jurassic park three is superior to all others simply because of the amount of autism rage it produced

>>212317966
>kills T-Rex
>can swim
>has a good sense of horror (eating mobile phone for surprise reveal)
It scared me and im not embarrassed to admit it

JP/// is fucking kino and I'm tired of pretending otherwise

Believe it or not there was a ton of internet hype leading into JP3. Oldfags remember

>>212318317
She probably survived for a few minutes till she got crushed/started dissolving in its stomach.

>>212318616
Also literally the first time you ever see it is a quick cut to it rushing the fucking camera.
Made my mother scream the first time we saw it.

>>212318317
>>212318737
Sorry to disappoint any potential vorefags, but Mosasaurus has an extra set of teeth at the back of its mouth. She was dead as soon as its mouth shut.

>>212318732
My god, I'd forgotten.

>>212318433
>I am your new daddy now

>>212318317
>>212318737
>>212318818
She would have fucking suffocated in minutes if she didnt get crushed by its teeth you retards

>>212319367
>survived for a few minutes till she got crushed
>HURR DURR SHED DIE IN A FEW MINUTES IF SHE DIDNT GET CRUSHED

>>212317761 (OP)
nah, all the movies suffer heavily from not having Crichton's writing as a foundation and they get even worse once Spielberg leaves after Lost World

>>212319558
>Crichton's writing
If they ever remake JP I sure hope whoever does gives the lawyer character his due. Dude rocked in the book.

Lost World would have been better if it ended with Dr. Malcom doing an interview on TV and telling everyone to suck his dick for calling him crazy.

Kinda weird how the only dino to die in 2 got killed by a 12yo black girl doing parkour

>>212317966
It was actively and maliciously killing them for fun

>>212319819
I would be too if I got shot at and then rammed by a plane.

The opening of JP1 is so damn foreboding and creepy, doesn't help the same is also true for the intro sequence song
Rest of the franchise really doesn't match this at all, and frankly the same is also true for the rest of JP1

>>212317966
Spinosaurus > T-Rex, but the main problem is the sound design. They gave it weak sounding screeches compared to all the deep iconic T-Rex roars

>>212319367
Unlikely, but that would be extremely merciful compared to being crushed and melted by the digestion processes in the stomach.

>>212319805
i just turn tlw off when they arrive at the workers camp
movie turns into generic spielberg slop from then on

>>212319891
True, there really isn't anything else like the opening to JP. Makes me mad how nowadays people think that JP isn't supposed to be inherently scary.

>>212319805
These movies aren't really about the dinosaurs dying. No dinosaurs in JP3 die at all. A couple of raptors die in the original. Only the Jurassic World trilogy has a lot of dinosaurs dying due to the hybrids and the volcano.

When AI is good enough to alter films, I want them to use it to kill off Nick. He deserved it for getting everyone in the movie killed, but he just vanishes.

>>212319891
Michael Crichton never even wanted there to be any sequels. He wrote The Lost World after years of Spielberg begging him so they could make bank a second time. The rest of this franchise has never really understood the tone or atmosphere of the first book and movie.

>>212319627
>Proceeds to just die of dysentery in Lost World
>CRICHTON!

>>212320154
This is, to this day, the only movie where Vince Vaughn is tolerable.

>>212319627
and Muldoon, going around with rocket launchers and shit

>>212320117
>No dinosaurs in JP3 die at all

>>212320202
Oh. Right. I honestly forgot. One dinosaur dies in 3, I stand corrected. Point is, this franchise is really more about people dying.

At least it looks like they're finally back to killing common folk in the new one instad of just le bad guys like a children's cartoon

>>212320375
That would be true... if anyone actually died in it besides the villain and two random mercenaries lol. This movie has a lower and more disappointing kill count than Alien Romulus.

Will we ever get a Jurassic movie where some crazy scientists whipped up some dino/human hybrids?

>>212318546
Cringe take. The movie's fine, but it ain't the best.

>>212320670
Well duh, Jurassic Park is the best.

>>212320195
I would personally keep most of the movie the same such as the aging up of Lex and Hammond being less of a piece of shit. But rest assured Muldoon and the Lawyer would be way more like their book versions.

>>212320159
Fucking Spielberg. The end of the first book had a decent set up for more (dinosaurs getting to the mainland and surviving), but TLW dropped that potentially interesting plot thread like hot garbage because Crichton wrote a sequel to the movie instead of the damn book.

>>212320029
No you don't.

>>212320193
Which is extra ironic since his character is a greenpeace vegan fag

>>212320771
Crichton dropped a lot from the first book. Malcolm and Hammond being dead for one. Isla Nublar being napalmed to cinder being another.

>>212320771
they did get to the mainland though and it was kino

>>212321344
>the t-rex chases a bunch of japanese businessmen
Even as a kid, I caught that reference.

>>212321344
Not at all what the book did. The raptors and compies were sneaking onto the cargo ships and surviving in the Costa Rican jungle.

>>212321344
>be white guy wearing glasses
>get off work after a miserable 12 hour shift
>your girlfriend dumped you recently
>just want to get home but know your apartment's a mess
>no good food in the fridge, no kinos to watch
>think to yourself there's no way this night could get any worse
>STOMP STOMP STOMP!
>what now?

>ALAN

>>212321601
>ALAN!

>>212321623
>ALAN GRANT!

>>212320154
>you cant control nature because.....because LE GREEN ACTIVISTS UNLOCK PADLOCKS OK

>>212321344
>"T.rex would've killed Spino with one bite!!!!"
>T. rex killing a human:

>>212321601
>>212321623
>>212321690

>>212319416
>>212320023
>She will survive for hours/days without needing to breathe for my retarded fetish... Because she just will ok!!

>>212321822
the lego movie games were more fun than I thought they'd be

>>212318317
Does anyone have that old fanfic saved told from her POV while she's inside the Mosasaur's stomach

Eddie was a bro. He didn't deserve this ;_;

>>212321344
WTF this actually still looks incredibly good for an almost 30 year old fucking sequel movie

>>212321344
>you can see the camera guy in the reflection of the glass
Why didn't he save him? What a dick.

>>212321880
I thought it was neat since right before that he was being pulled apart metaphorically between the rope the were climbing and trying to winch the rv.

>>212321422
I think theres even muffled gojirra screaming

Why can't they keep the D-Rex's design consistent?

>>212321880
I miss when dinosaurs would kill random people instead of just the cartoony villain

>>212322430
Jesus, not even Spinosaurus was that big compared to the plane.

best 2 movies of the franchise are when the park is open.....

>>212322577
TRVTH NVKE

>>212322577
>>212322600
>JWtards being this desperate to get the kind of reconsideration JPIII got

>>212322577
Jurassic World is definitely on par with 2 and 3 as good sequels. Franchise should have ended there.

>>212322664
no it's not that. I like Jurassic Park 3. I like the lost world.
those two just have pacing issues and really awful women characters
the redhead bitch from the lost world is fucking garbage. walking around with baby rex blood in her clothes. getting everyone killed
Jurassic Park 3 had that annoying wife cunt screaming the entire time.
but Jurassic world has really good characters for the most part. and the open park was great

>>212322777
trips of truth

I always liked TLW. Genuinely can't see where the hate comes from even if it isn't as original as the first.
1>2>4>>>5>3>6
Fallen Kingdom is a ridiculous and stupid movie but I barely rank it over III because it's not obviously incomplete. All of them are fun.

>>212322777
Sarah and Amanda were the most realistic portrayals of women in the entire franchise.
Useless retards.

They both mog Claire.

>>212321344
>no blood
I fucking hate universal

Lost World is still bad.
III is a generic dino action movie that would not have been treated so harshly if it didn't have the Jurassic Park name attached to it.

>>212322520
It’s almost Godzilla size.

JP>LW>JW>JP3>Dom>FK

>>212323140
Rebirth > All

>>212323170
More like afterbirth

>>212322878
the gate comes from the bleeding heart "EARTH FIRST " retarded bastard that gets everyone killed.
ingen created these dinos. they just wanted a zoo in San Francisco. it's not like they were gonna kill them.

retarded piece of shit Vince Vaughn guy destroyed their camp and then takes the bullets out of the gun.
he literally got every person killed.
I feel like he was a Spielberg self insert.

>>212322577
This.
I watched JP1 at the movies and JW is definitely the second best movie of the entire franchise after JP1. The themepark setting is pure comfy kino.

It weord that the effects and shit in 2 & 3 aged liked milk (go watch the rv falling in 2, and the family hugging in front of the flaming river greenscreen in 3) but 1 still holds up very well

>>212323112
Yeah, this is a fucking helicopter. Scared, Scarlet?

>>212319627
Gennaro is a whiny bitch in the book, the fuck are you talking about?

>>212323938
Gennaro wrestles a Velociraptor in the book, the fuck are YOU talking about?

>>212323938
I don't remember that. I remember him being more useful then running away and being eaten off a toilet. But perhaps you remember things better then I do. So sweet sounds nice.

>>212323985
You mean he gets tackled by a juvie and has to be threatened at gunpoint to go into the nest. But it's ok anon, not everyone has read the book. He's also the token moron that has to have everything explained to him.
>>212323992
He's almost as useless as Ed Regis and only exists to have exposition dumped on.

>>212317761 (OP)
2 was bullshit but it was fun seeing the trex rampaging in the city

>>212324077
You and I remember the book differently. That's okay. I mostly remember Lex being a piece of annoying shit but hey "uh she was written that way" so I guess it's alright.

>>212324129
Yes, I remember it correctly and you don't Though you're right with Lex. That little kid is one of the most annoying and obnoxious characters to have ever been created. I fucking hate that kid. Worse than Arby in TLW.

>>212320186
scorpy is basically half dino

>>212324254
Aww man. I've been running around screeching about how Gennaro isn't a complete turd in the book and I was making it all up? Fucking hell not again.

>>212317761 (OP)
The Lost World has always been pretty good, by pretty much every standard other than comparing it to the first one
3 is questionable though

>>212324338
Yeah, he's a total shit in the book, and by the end all the other characters hate him for stuff beyond just being a lawyer. Muldoon though is absolute GOAT in the book, getting drunk on whiskey and blowing up raptors with a rocket launcher. You probably just remember the one scene where Muldoon and Genarro are rolling around in the jeep, which is admittedly where Dobald is at his best. I'm in the middle of my annual reread of the duology, halfway through TLW right now. Fuck Richard Lewis too. Pompous ass.

>>212324530
Seeing as I have you here. What'd you think about his movie version? Worse? Better?

>>212324635
I enjoy each for what they are. The novels are more horror focused, and the movie are more action and family oriented. And of course each have touches of their creators. Movies have the Spielberg schmaltz, and the books have the Chrichton autism.

>>212324635
>>212324805
Oh, you meant the character. I dislike both, because both are dislikabke characters. Obviously the movie version is less fleshed out, but all the book does is go more in depth about his cowardice and slimieness.

>>212325386
Well now I have to reread it thanks a lot. Might try the audiobook. I've only read it once and that was some time ago.

>>212318433
kek

>>212322664
Lmao you mubling retard.
JW1 was and is lauded as awesome.
JP3 was and is considered an uninspired shitfedt.

>>212321880
Eddie didn't deserve that at all but it's still kino

>>212327287
I'm sure in Deformed Brownoid Faggotland that's true, but I can assure you that those of us blessed with blue eyes and porcelain skin - in which refined and supreme taste comes packaged as a default - it's quite the opposite.
Now go take a shower before the smell of you and your shitty, zoomer takes start seeping through my screen.

Has anyone seen the new one yet? Did they turn our based Spino sadistic intelligent slasher movie villain into the featherfaggot no fun allowed “muh realistic” ducks?

>>212327601
Well, it's the same design as the trailer.
But there's uh still some slasher villain involved.

>>212326739
I like the Scott Brick narration if you can find it.

>>212317761 (OP)
JP3 had soul

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1o5DJky0lY&list=RDd1o5DJky0lY&start_radio=1

>>212317761 (OP)
I always liked JP3. It’s the only one that seriously tried to be a legit monster horror movie like King Kong type movie. All the dinos have human personalities and there are lots of scare moments, like the skeleton falling out of the tree.
I love the Spino just acting like Michael Myers or something, repeatedly doing things that are purely done solely for the reason of scaring the humans for keks.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_35vuv4htIw&pp=ygUUc3Bpbm9zYXVydXMgcmluZ3RvbmU%3D

>somehow teleports behind them without anyone hearing or seeing
>could easily just kill them there while they’re not looking but stands and waits for them to look so he can scare them
Based big dinigga.

And it’s quite an influential movie. A lot of movies copied the “they’re chasing us because we stole their eggs” plot beat.

>>212327830
>All the dinos have human personalities and there are lots of scare moments
You are going to love this one then. They are scary alright. No one can't say Gareth didn't create atmosphere because he did and did it well. There's a scene where a character is about to get jumped while he pisses and it's genuinely great seeing the dinos' reaction to every move this character makes. Also there's some nice use of fog too.

>>212327601
the new one is exactly like Jurassic Park 3 without the horror elements and without the action .
all the new action scenes you saw on the trailer.

Jurassic Park 3 had the spino acting like Jason Voorhees stalking them. this one doesn't have that

>>212328017
>without the horror elements and without the action .
Not true at all and you didn't watch the movie.

>>212327601
The pack of Spinosaurus' are barely in the movie, so neither.

>>212318732
The lead up to JP3 was pretty great honestly. We were even supposed to get a RE style Survival Horror tie in game.

>>212328242
I'm still pissed off the only games we got out of the JPIII era were a few kids games made by the Jump Start company, some GBA games and Operation Genesis, technically.
I deserved my own JP survival horror game, fucking dammit.

>>212328242
I still remember that a day or two before the movie released in theaters there was a Walking with Dinosaurs marathon on Discovery channel including behind the scenes snippets of JP3 in between. I remember sitting on the living room floor watching it all day and eating Domino's pizza.

>>212328242
>>212328441
I remember eating JPIII Cheese Nips out of the box while watching the commercial interviews for the movie on TNT at my grandparent's house back in the summer of 2001.
I keep forgetting JPIII was one of the last movies in theaters before 9/11.

>>212328365
>I deserved my own JP survival horror game, fucking dammit.

Is that you Spino? Anyway, yeah it's definitely a shame. They are reusing the "Survival" name though but it looks like a walking simulator IMO.

>>212328508
>I keep forgetting JPIII was one of the last movies in theaters before 9/11.

I saw JP3 a few weeks before 9/11 and they played the Twin Towers trailer for the Sam Raimi Spider-Man right before it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ozz8uxW733Q&ab_channel=JoBloSuperheroes

>>212328365
Operation Genesis is fucking great though and still the best JP game IMO.

>>212328779
Definitely, I just wanted more good modern (at the time) JP games than just one and then 8 years of nothing.

>>212328968
>>212329017
Fuck.

>>212319367
You have no way to prove that the dinosaur also didn't eat a hazmat suit and oxygen tanks. If so, and this is likely due to in movie clues, she'd be able to either be vomited out by attacking the stomach of the dino, or waiting peacefully for it to pass her. I give her a 40% chance of living.

>>212317798
The pteranodon walking out of the fog was genuinely disturbing to me for years. I loved it but man was it spoopy.

>>212328968
>>212329017
>he forgot the Dino Dex

>>212328126
I did. want. e to describe how Scarlett's team and the family walk for like one hour without anything happening?
how most of the action happens at the end?

>>212329606
You are being dishonest. There are action scenes during the three segments wherein they try to get the blood samples. The horror happens during the night, mid-end to the end of the movie.

>>212317761 (OP)
you think

>>212330095
yeah like a video game sequence.
this movie literally plays like a videogame.
boat scene in the trailer, action.
nothing happens after in between. walking -walking. no much dinos. pretty empty island.
birds nest scene in the trailer, action.
not much happens after . walking. walking
brief river scene.
nothing happens after
end night scenes.

20 minutes of action in a 2 hour movie.
pretty empty island.

>>212322430
Doesn’t the D-Rex have 4 arms? Two massive ones (the one gripping the copter) and two smaller ones (the one gripping the dude)

>>212331552
he only uses the big arms. small ones are t-rex arms

>Mia Khalifa-looking bitch that was on the island at the same time as Grant, Malcolm and Sattler
Even Trespasser's MC is more interesting.

>>212332173 was meant to quote >>212328553