Thread 212319380

Was it kino?

YOU'LL NEVER LEAVE HARLAN ALIVE

>>212319380 (OP)
>Was it kino?
It was Justified

top 3 tv show ever

Well lookee here if it ain’t Raylan Givens and his FAGGOT NIGGER SON

>>212319380 (OP)
First few seasons were, I couldn't make it past the season with annoying cocksucker Michael rapaport larping as a badass even if it had cutie Alicia witt.

>>212319380 (OP)
East KY here, the neo-nazi and snake churches were bs. And coal mines look nothing like that in real life. Everything else was pretty close.

>>212319380 (OP)
It was a good show
https://youtu.be/rp6Rnesv0yk?si=undkLkYqFduVqmEI&t=4

>>212319380 (OP)
Season 2 is the only season where I enjoy the Raylan and Boyd sides of the story equally.

>>212319380 (OP)
I enjoyed the first run enough but I felt like it started to fall off after season 3. Is city primeval worth checking out?

absolutely especially from like ep 6 onward, once Boyd's dad gets out of prison

>>212319380 (OP)
Yah man. I love a banter romance between hero and villain, and Raylon and Boyd are the gold standard of that. And the show had so many great minor characters that they resisted the temptation to overplay, like Gunnerson.

Problem with the show is that, when I start watching it, I always start drinking bourbon. I hate/love when media does that to me.

>>212322482
not one character in Rapaport's season acted like he was a badass other than himself and he ended up being the kind of villain that stabbed everyone in the back at every opportunity giving in his own people whenever viable, represented a specific type of redneck criminal and was a decent change of pace from the other antagonists, I didn't know him as an actor so he didn't bother me

>>212322787
I think Elmore died between season 3 and 4. primeval is ok, not the best, but if you like justified , I would watch.

>>212322892
>, I always start drinking bourbon.
You should stick to poaching gators.

>>212322787
>Is city primeval worth checking out?
no, it's way different than the FX seasons and not just because it's set in Detroit

RAYBAN GIBBLETS AS I LIVE AND BREATHE

>>212322787
>Is city primeval worth checking out?

https://i.imgur.com/AnsLirR.gif

>>212319380 (OP)
Last couple seasons were weak, but otherwise yeah. 2-3 were peak

>>212319380 (OP)
The women are total trash and really hot.

>>212323189
>Raylan Nigens

>>212323282
Ellen May and Loretta did it for me.

>>212322621
Walton Goggins is a good actor.

>>212323236
quarles was the peak antagonist. going from boyd to the bennett's to quarles with limehouse and the shadow of the detroit mob in the background was so kino. unfortunately it went to shit immediately after.

>>212323189
>Imagine being Raylan in that scene and having to be all like "damn, fat lawyer chick, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your rotund body and horrific gorilla face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck Ava in his motel room. Like seriously imagine having to be Raylan and not only stand there while Aunjanue Ellis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her potbelly and ashy skin, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that scene. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as your daughter tells her she's A QANG! and DAMN, MO-TOWN LAWYERS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because she’s not the one who have to sit there and watch her jiggaboon face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and later alleged federal fugitives for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Harlan County. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her stretched stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in her "Africanesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal caterers in the previous months. And then the DA calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single Crowder in this state before the Marshall Service could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Raylan Givins. You're not going to lose your policing career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>212323469
>quarles was the peak antagonist
a drug addiction psychopathy always makes for interesting times.

>>212323619
The A10 eyes and perfectly tied full windsor helped

I made it 5 episodes into this slop and couldn't take it anymore. Seems like you have to be over the age of 50 to enjoy it

>>212319380 (OP)
>Protagonist is cool without being a simp
>Cool villains
>Good storylines
>Hot women

Yep, this is a good show made for men

>>212323684
Sure thing squirt, go watch some more videos of kids squealing about video games.

>>212323411
>Loretta

>>212323917
That's a big trunk.

>>212319380 (OP)
the last tv show i ever watched

>>212324084
damn anon, that was like 20 years ago

>>212322995
>tfw in northern canada
I do have a pair of crocs tho :)

>>212322892
Cowboy Bebop always made me reach for my Eagle Rare 10 after it started replaying on the rebooted Toonami about 6-7 years ago.

>>212324191
You should start poaching pakis.

>>212324223
You laugh but its a real problem. One of the authors i am near constantly reading is PG Wodehouse. His characters are always drinking whiskey & sodas or gin & tonics. And yes, after a few pages, I just have to pour myself one.

Life is hard when you are easily manipulated.

>>212319380 (OP)
I love Olyphant and the premise is fine, but I can’t get past the writers beating you over the head with how apologetic they are that the lead is a white man, and how they are all just so completely safely liberal so don’t worry. A fucking Hitler art episode with that insane psychoanalysis based on the composition in the first season, give me a fucking break.

>>212322621
Boyd should have let Raylan die, it could have all been different.

>>212324223
>>212324758
Shit like this is why companies pay millions for product placement

>>212324498
We only have a couple of pakis where I am, and they always keep leaving because its hard in the north. One guy told me he is only up here to buy a few new electronics and a play ticket out lol And one day he disappeared. Same with the indians. They only last 1-2 winters and they are gone.

>>212324801
I dont blame them. It simply works.

>>212324801
Durrr.

>>212321502
That's not the wire, the sopranos, or breaking bad

>>212324873
And this isn’t plebbit.

>>212324907
Put your top 3 and out yourself

>>212324873
right it's good

>>212319380 (OP)
Boyd just had once of those faces.....

>>212325013
X-Files, Twin Peaks, Tales From the Crypt. All your shit was ruined by being a miniseries stretched into a serial.

timothy elephant is great but it's just one IM ACTING confrontations after another and then a gunfight at the end of the season
It's formulaic as shit, just go watch the kino parts on youtube

the mini series with the ghastly twist was the icing

thats what sold it as entertainment not holy shi no one could have thought of this only remembered it

>>212325155
So you like shows with the worst writing ever that are filled with weirdos

when you started neeeeeeding blood

it was just seizure fodder

ahh 180 ahhh 180 ahhhhhh!

>>212319380 (OP)
I stopped watching halfway through S5 ava sucked already and her prison shit was even more boring and I HATE the crowes

The dying industrial town in which budding crime could hide was always a battle between the people and the land in every which way ....I think deadwood did it best

>>212325238
I like shows that are shows, not movies that are mutilated to fit into a serial format by replacing plot points with episodic climaxes that do nothing but try to hook you into watching the next climax. All the shows you listed would’ve been great miniseries, but were ruined by stretching them out into meaningless bullshit until the balance sheet ran out.

Gold and women seem a lot more happily exciting and the little death sprinkled in seems much more forgivable

>>212325378
thats pretty well said

>>212324028
For you

>>212325439
Thanks. Really I just wish the miniseries format was more popular, most modern shows would be so much better without the bullshit episodic cliffhanger format. BB, the wire, sopranos, game of thrones, all those should have been miniseries. Self contained with real beginnings, middles, and ends. But that doesn’t appease the almighty algorithm.

>>212323102
Agreed. Primeval sucked.

>>212322787
The antagonist in that absolutely drives me up the wall.
Motherfucker's just doing all sorts of retarded shit that should have gotten him stabbed/killed/set on fire/raped/shot but he's just getting out of those situations via plot armor and I've never understood why.

>>212325924
Posted too early.
If City Primeval was actually a Raylan story he'd have shot the nigger two episodes in and gotten it over with but it has to be this new amazon crime series where there's a shitty cat and mouse game between lawman and the criminal he's chasing that he just can't prove is actually a criminal but knows he is one.

>>212324801
>product placement working is why product placement is used
Wooooaaawwwhhhh ooohhhh fuck wow oh woah oh shit wow

>>212325378
>I like shows that are shows, not movies that are mutilated to fit into a serial format by replacing plot points with episodic climaxes that do nothing but try to hook you into watching the next climax.
But that's exactly what X-Files is.

>>212319380 (OP)
Weird... i started watching it last night.
First episode was *ok*. Timothy Elephant's fake front teeth were annoying.
The special effects were hilariously bad (see when he blows the church up).
They built up what seemed like it was going to be a really interesting relationship/ongoing duel between Walton Goggins and Timothy Elephant only to kill him in the very first episode, disappointing.

Overall it was ok, maybe a 6/10. I'll keep watching but i doubt i'm going to get through the entire thing.

>>212326004
>>212324871
You two are missing for forest for the trees in terms of context here. But do continue patting yourselves on the back while completely missing the point through sheer autism.

>>212326105
Nah, I get it. You think you’re above such things and so look down on somebody open about it. In reality you’re just naive and don’t notice your own susceptibility and are stupid enough to think basic human psychology doesn’t apply to you, and are egotistical enough to think that even if that were true, it would make you superior in some way.

>>212326059
X-Files was dragged on too long against the creator’s wishes, but that isn’t the same thing as something being forced into the wrong format altogether.

>>212326086
S1 is probably the worst besides the revival

>>212326234
>against the creator’s wishes
Yet he keeps coming back to milk the series further. It's obvious he doesn't know wtf he's doing and doesn't want to put the dog out of its misery

>>212326542
Die a hero or live long enough to turn your creation into shit, sure, sure. Tale as old as time. We’ve strayed from the point here. X-Files was an excellent tv show. For five seasons it was near perfect, and great for a few more even. Breaking Bad never should have been a show in the first place, it wasn’t a tv show, it was a miniseries at best ruined by a forced episodic format. 1 properly planned season would’ve been amazing, instead we got I don’t even know how many seasons of 80% garbage.

>>212319380 (OP)

It was great tv series, though the recent sequel mini-series is absolute shit.

>>212323236
he earned them boys 2bh

>>212319380 (OP)
>Was

>>212326994
>She couldnt wear the hat

>>212319380 (OP)
Been rewatching it. Seems to get better the more I watch it, which is rare for a show.

>>212319380 (OP)
It was justified.

I had no idea the guy who played Dewey was aussie until I watched Mr. Inbetween.

>>212319380 (OP)
1st season is good but they poz it up after that really seems like an exec had a kvetch fit because they were too pronazi with boyd and raylan teaming up. Not that it isnt watchable afterwards but limehouse is an intolerable mary sue and qarle's season doesn't know where it's going, rapport is aids and the final season forces a confrontation between raylan and boyd that never needed to happen. Also ellie may is fucking insufferable so the producer must've been getting the amazing head from her

p.s. ava should have had all charges dropped since midget confessed and the original charges were dismissed so her informant arc is nonsensical. A lot of the fuck ups over the seasons were from the writers not wanting to rehash the same plot lines but instead they just aped other shit so they might as well have just done a fitting rehash.

If you seriously want to watch this show just skip season 1, literally. Just start watching S2 ep 1.

>>212319380 (OP)
It was more of a series than a movie, OP.

>>212322892
justified makes me hunger oxys and opiates in general hardcore especially the season where the bad guy is popping them left and right, legit crushes me because I haven't been able to score painkillers in 5 years almost and its pretty much the best I've ever fealt

>>212323469
Sam Elliot in the final season was a decent antagonist, he had an atmosphere to him and Elliot always acts well

>>212323684
100% I'm not kidding the show gets better at the end of S1 and then S2 is almost all gold. They move on from the villain of the week beginning and it becomes long running storylines with constant reoccuring characters, I'd say just start with S2 if you wanna see if its actually good

>>212324873
Justified is better than BB but yeah wire and Sopranos are superior, so is the shield and leftovers so at best Justified could be the 5th best show but I'd True Detective S1 is up there for sure

>>212326059
thats what I thought when he said that. those 3 shows are an obvious similar realm of media might aswell throw in Twilight Zone, not to say I don't like the but it clearly shows he has a type and is biased to a certain style

>>212326086
mentally register it as a modern western in the south, I promise if you get part way through S2 it'll all come together

I really liked Boon, it was cool to have an impressive gunman be Raylan's final foe so they could have a classic duel, funny too

>>212323189
>doesn't fuck Rachel
>fucks this instead
Seriously?