Is there any bronze age kino?

>>212327439 (OP)

>>212327448

Not alot of /tv/ examples unfortunately

>>212327499
Is the comic any good? How accurate is it? Is the unexposed booba accurate? Is it colored?

>>212327498
>fat minoan hangers
fucking based

>>212327548
It's an (unfinished) masterpiece. It's what 2004's Troy should have been

>>212327605

>>212327785
I'm not even mad about this movie. I'm gonna use AI to deepfake all the niggers out

You’ve seen the Egtved woman documentary on YouTube with uncensored boobs, yes?

It’s allowed because it’s educational.

>>212327439 (OP)

She's for Cheddar man only.

>>212327439 (OP)
>shaven legs, plucked eyebrows
stolen valour

>>212327953
how do they tell the skin color of a skeleton?

>>212327953
Niggers, trannies and jews didn't exist in her time and place, in fact degenerates like you were executed.

arronovsky noah movie

>>212327448
mogs iron age.

>>212328006
it was funded by the banking industry with the stated goal of promoting open borders for europe, they painted it black for propaganda purposes

>>212328006
DNA suggests a full euro aspect with a tan skin Mediterranean type with blue eyes but the artist made him way too dark

>>212327548
>>212327439 (OP)
rock etching sun worshipping midriff WIFE

>>212327439 (OP)
Where do I find a Bog Beauty?

>>212327439 (OP)
>>212327448
>>212327498
>>212327499
>>212327543
Why don't film and television directors start leaning into the authentic Bronze Age aesthetic, instead of portraying people and cultures very historically inaccurately like they are just slightly more primitive Iron Age people or even Stone Age people? Since more historical information about the Bronze Age is now available than ever, it is time to dispel the falsehoods and embrace the aesthetics.

>>212327953
Cheddar man was not this dark. This portrait was entirely politically motivated. Western Hunter Gatherers would have had a similar skin tone to Siberians. Only equatorial people have skin this dark. Even if you're eating meat and fish all the time, someone this dark would get rickets from lack of vitamin D and die in shithole England where the sun never shines.

>>212328006
they make it up, unironically. they found someone with like a 90% dna match living nearby and he just looks like a norfman farmer

>>212328960
>England where the sun never shines.
The climate has changed hugely just in our lifetime, and you really think you can apply today's standards to billions of years ago?

>>212329009
>Billions of years ago
You think the cheddar man skeleton is billions of years old? Are you really this stupid? 10k years ago the UK roughly had the same climate as it does today. In fact it's actually warmer now than when cheddar man lived.

>>212328951
They're business minded instead of having artistic sense, they lack moral and intellectual values. So incompetence.

Nothin' personnel kid.

>>212328960
Ah yes the eternal genocide theory

>>212328960
>someone this dark would get rickets from lack of vitamin D
we dont talk about that to browns cause that's racist and true

>>212327498
Booba

>>212329521
It is true and a bunch of blacks living in northern climates develop rickets despite all the Vitamin-D fortified slop and no one will tell them because people would rather let people suffer than commit the social crime of acknowledging racial differences. Honestly everyone would benefit from 15 minutes of sun in a day.

>artist paints a Norwegian viking with dark hair
>fucking Varg spergs out
Kino

>>212329830
isn't that why some of them like eating raw cornstarch? or is that just mental illness?

>>212329830
It's not just blacks that are affected by the lack of sunlight via their melanin even the browns can't handle it.

>>212329950
I am as pale as an albino and my doctor told me to take a vitamin-D supplement because I'm an office stooge. I started drinking vitamin D whole milk and a bunch of health problems I had went away.

>>212328006
They admitted they had no idea what the skin color was as there were no genetic markers but decided to make the model black to "inspire conversation" or some shit like that.

>>212327439 (OP)
tummy

>>212330172
They had a range they drew from. They knew he was not as pale as a Neolithic farmer but not as dark as a literal African, but they blacked him up regardless.

>>212329836
Blondoids seething eternally.

>>212328951
Anglo bias

Americans are retarded and anything that's not Rome or Medieval England is alien to them.

>>212327498
Please do not show me those perfect fat fucking tits at this point in time, thank you.

>>212327439 (OP)
She was 15 btw

paul dano would be kino as a sea pirate

>>212327785
Fock off daltonist scum!

>>212329271
>leaves

Yeah, about that.

>>212328006
DNA can tell you eye colour and an approximate range of skin colour. Western Hunter Gatherers (Cheddar Man) were tan-to-brownish with blue eyes; pale white skin originated later than blue eyes. IRL Cheddar Man probably had a similar skin tone to a southern European or a Pajeet.

>>212327439 (OP)
>yes it is imperative that i portray her with hard nipples

>>212327439 (OP)
The book this is based on sold Shogun level numbers in its day. It's more or less bronze age, but forgotten kino now:

https://youtu.be/HkJ4kB07ZNs?si=C-vK3E2edoPEiMYR

>>212328960
>England where the sun never shines
Thirdies are always so clueless about the UK's climate. The south of the country, including Somerset where Cheddar Man was found, is warm and gets tons of sunshine.

>>212327953
>thread about the Bronze Age
>BBC posting 13 posts in
/tv/ never disappoints.

>>212329009
Horseshit, you ignorant little faggot. It's stayed largely the same as it for the past three hundred years. "Muh climate change". We've been told that ice caps would melt and sea levels would rise in at the start of the 80s, then the 90s, then it's always pushed back every single decade, with revisionist "activists" preaching about extreme weather, but if you look back over the past six decades it's all the fucking same. It's a grift used to cause more panic and to erode our freedom and as excuse to charge more for everything, including water and electricity.

>>212331519
That was an edit of Nolanslop, if it was more colorful it would have been a more accurate meme.

>>212331656
>a southern European or a Pajeet.
How light skinned do you think jeets are?