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Anonymous No.212331030 >>212331068 >>212331085 >>212332191 >>212332340 >>212332927 >>212333027 >>212333253 >>212333670 >>212333835 >>212333877 >>212334191 >>212335636 >>212335655 >>212335695 >>212335718 >>212336385 >>212339320 >>212339435 >>212339441 >>212339605 >>212339786 >>212341558 >>212343733 >>212344036 >>212344067 >>212344547 >>212344643 >>212344663
New Superman clip
https://youtube.com/watch?v=f1O-c-ukHmE

kino
Anonymous No.212331068
>>212331030 (OP)
Anonymous No.212331085 >>212333884 >>212342040
>>212331030 (OP)
didn't movies just have 1 or 2 trailers to get you to see it? why are studios releasing up to 30 min of the movie in clip form before it releases?
I remember I saw the mortal kombat movie and thought it was neat, but everyone was pissed because all the main fights were released as clips so there was nothing new. not having seen the clips, i had a good time but people are stupid for releasing clips and watching them
Anonymous No.212331140 >>212336801
This is literally taken from Shazam, where Billy rescue a bus but a dog is nearby making his job harder.
Anonymous No.212332162 >>212333027 >>212340331 >>212341558
I'M ACTING
Anonymous No.212332191
>>212331030 (OP)
David Corenswet and Nicholas Hoult are relentlessly handsome.
Anonymous No.212332340 >>212332419 >>212332480
>>212331030 (OP)
what i dont understand is why superman caused more damage than needed when he started to barrow underground
Anonymous No.212332419
>>212332340
*burrow
Anonymous No.212332429 >>212334236
indians are gonna fucking love this
Anonymous No.212332480 >>212332537
>>212332340
and i get it, its to build tension

but that couldve been accomplished by having superman stay underground for several seconds before busting through the ground
Anonymous No.212332537
>>212332480
also, the moment of calmness gives off the notion of maybe superman might be dead or really hurt

him burrowing immediately after the stomp shows that hes alive
Anonymous No.212332675 >>212332931
and to have superman rub his shoulder in pain like pic related as hes flying towards the kaiju before the punch wouldve been such a nice touch of vulnerability
Anonymous No.212332892 >>212332916 >>212339392
NEPOTISM DOG

KRIPTO IS LABRADOR
Anonymous No.212332916
>>212332892
krypto is sexy hot
Anonymous No.212332927 >>212332949
>>212331030 (OP)
Amazing how every new scene I see makes it look worse then before.
Anonymous No.212332931
>>212332675
i want to rub corenswet's shoulder if you know what i mean
Anonymous No.212332949 >>212334068
>>212332927
Superman will make a billion dollars.
Anonymous No.212333027 >>212333795 >>212339146 >>212341710
>>212331030 (OP)
>>212332162
what the fuck is that thing, they just keep getting weirder and weirder looking
Anonymous No.212333253
>>212331030 (OP)
cute doge!!
Anonymous No.212333413
Why does it look like a credit card commercial?
Anonymous No.212333435
Anonymous No.212333670 >>212333705 >>212336449
>>212331030 (OP)
Why is every actor a retarded looking freak nowadays?
Anonymous No.212333705
>>212333670
They couldn't fix his eyes in post?
Anonymous No.212333720
Anonymous No.212333795
>>212333027
It's a beautiful future that's what it is chud
Anonymous No.212333835
>>212331030 (OP)
Did he just do a Bugs Bunny?
Anonymous No.212333877
>>212331030 (OP)
It was funny for a second when the dog wouldn't go and he said GIT. But then... the scene just takes a terrible turn and he humourlessly blows the dog away - this isn't played for laughs, the dog is shown to be quite uncomfortably tussled although not injured. This is also very poor CGI. Then, the scene pointlessly attempts tension where superman may have died (?) nobody will think that? And then tediously he tunnels his way out.
I thought for a second I was going to be writing 'hey this is good' but then... bizarrely they threw it away.
Anonymous No.212333884
>>212331085
>why are studios releasing up to 30 min of the movie in clip form before it releases?
It's a form of damage control. WB has very little faith in this film.
Anonymous No.212334068
>>212332949
> Superman will make a billion dollars.
Keep telling yourself that Gunnjeet.
Anonymous No.212334191 >>212334226 >>212334761 >>212341937
>>212331030 (OP)
Why did we need the dog to be there? Couldn't you just a cool fight scene with a monster? Why did it need the goofy? Why does every movie these days need some kind of mid-action comedy relief that's not even funny?
Anonymous No.212334226
>>212334191
I would expect this in a parody, like Scary Movie.
> what if superman is fighting a monster but OH NO there's a little dog! what is he going to do now? *laugh track*
Anonymous No.212334236
>>212332429
nah, indians stand in solidarity with snyder
don't confuse the indians hired by WB to shill for it with the actual streetshitters
Anonymous No.212334557
59 on reddit tootatoos
39 on MC
Anonymous No.212334761
>>212334191
I like krypto but it seems like such a weird choice for the first movie
Anonymous No.212335636
>>212331030 (OP)
DOGS ARE FUCKING RETARDED
NEWS AT 11
Anonymous No.212335655
>>212331030 (OP)
americans are so ugly
Anonymous No.212335695
>>212331030 (OP)
What a ugly creature
Anonymous No.212335718
>>212331030 (OP)
Damn he's strong.
Anonymous No.212336385
>>212331030 (OP)
Jesus fucking Christ look at all that destruction. That cement will cost millions to reconstruct! They better address this in the sequel or I'm going to write a stern letter to reddit.
Anonymous No.212336449
>>212333670
i dare you to post a selfie.
Anonymous No.212336474
i cant wait lads, i need this movie
Anonymous No.212336801
>>212331140
My first thought too, it's a pretty blatant rip off
Anonymous No.212339146 >>212339412
>>212333027
Nice one trying to discredit what he says before that
He literally claims that some will look beatiful some will look Ugly

Thatยดs exactly the same for white, black, asian, latino babies some are ugly some are cute

Your point again chud?
Anonymous No.212339320
>>212331030 (OP)
America is a third world country making slop for third world audiences.
Anonymous No.212339363 >>212339414 >>212340937
Awful cgi, manages to make a city centre feel empty
Anonymous No.212339392
>>212332892
>even the dogs are getting raceswapped
bros...
Anonymous No.212339394 >>212339605 >>212341514 >>212343678 >>212344047 >>212344302
>In imminent danger
>Upload to tiktok

This made me laugh
Anonymous No.212339412 >>212341494
>>212339146
blacks are uglier per capita their women look like men
Anonymous No.212339414 >>212339468 >>212339615 >>212339691 >>212340792
>>212339363
they zoom out to show how tall the monster is but there is still no sense of scale. the new Jurassic had this problem too. wtf is happening?
Anonymous No.212339435
>>212331030 (OP)
>goofy looking monster with no weight to its movements at all for its size
>it just fucking stands there for a whole 30 seconds doing nothing while Superman plays dig dug
Even if you ignore all the ugly minorities in this movie, It's still gonna suck ass
Anonymous No.212339441
>>212331030 (OP)
I'm so sick of seeing niggers, bros.
Anonymous No.212339468
>>212339414
>they zoom out to show how tall the monster is but there is still no sense of scale. the new Jurassic had this problem too. wtf is happening?
They just make the monsters fill the frame of whatever shot they're using. It's all shakeycams and quick cuts so the audience won't even notice. In theory.
Anonymous No.212339570
he could have just used his powers to blow up an oil pipeline, or something.

>we wrote in a monster
>he gets rid of the monster
>things are back to normal
Anonymous No.212339605
>>212331030 (OP)
>>212339394
This will be indistinguishable from the average MCU movie of the last few years. If this was some other superhero and no Superman, people would be shitting all over this
Anonymous No.212339615
>>212339414
Because when youโ€™re filming inside a green closet itโ€™ll feel like a closet no matter what
Anonymous No.212339691
>>212339414
i really, really don't feel like this is a 'real' setting, any more. for all i know, that might even be a real city somewhere. few painted-in elements, but a drone or helicopter filmed SOMETHING.

films don't even feel like they're outside, now. the most my brain buys into, here, is that there were a lot of extras in one place at one time. i'm on some 'can't tell reality from fantasy' reverse schizo shit.
Anonymous No.212339786 >>212339845
>>212331030 (OP)
>Harassed the dog
>For some reason spent more time than needed underground, destroying plenty of asphalt people put efforts into

Not My Superman
Anonymous No.212339845 >>212339852 >>212341109
>>212339786
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T HECKIN PUSH A SUPER DOG!
>NOT THE INDESTRUCTIBLE ALIEN GOOD BOY WOOFER!!
Anonymous No.212339852 >>212341862
>>212339845
That's not Krypto, retard
Anonymous No.212340021 >>212340135 >>212340187 >>212340887
You don't like pupperino abuse? Wish granted.
Anonymous No.212340135
>>212340021
so you can kill all the humans you want but you punch one CGI dog and the audience will revolt. I hate society
Anonymous No.212340187 >>212344010
>>212340021
I can't tell if Gunn has a hard-on for animal abuse, or if he's just too lazy to find any other way for an audience to hate a villain
Anonymous No.212340308 >>212340345 >>212340382 >>212340508
I know everyone accuses each other of being indian or whatever - but it really does feel like most big movies are getting more and more bollywoodified instead of the older big budget corny feel we used to have. Something just off about things now
Anonymous No.212340331
>>212332162
>I'M ACTING
Anonymous No.212340345
>>212340308
Itโ€™s a fact that the Asian market is massive and Hollywood knows this. Itโ€™s a race to the bottom
Anonymous No.212340382
>>212340308
>big movies are getting more and more bollywoodified
Cause they're the ones doing all the effects work.
Anonymous No.212340508 >>212340847 >>212340970 >>212341234
>>212340308
Except that Bollywood movies are fun, at least. They commit to the over-the-topness and parody angle without shame.
Anonymous No.212340792 >>212343976
>>212339414
Scale only works when the environment looks real. Then you can fit a large creature in the middle without it looking like a video game. When it comes to new movies, everything is CGI, including the buildings.
Anonymous No.212340847 >>212340970
>>212340508
yeah I kind of dig the style I just want it to stay over there instead of whatever is happening. I guess that applies to everything nowadays though.
Anonymous No.212340887
>>212340021
the heckin darwin if the heckin invincible pupper got hurt I'd firebomb DC studio offices.
Anonymous No.212340937 >>212341316
>>212339363
I rewatched Superman Returns the other day. It's not great but it feels alive and has tons of soul. This new one feels like a video game by comparison. That shitty Zack Snyder one from 2012 was even worse. We don't know how good we had it in the early to mid 2000s.
Anonymous No.212340970 >>212341127
>>212340508
>>212340847
Good morning sirs!
Anonymous No.212341109 >>212341192
>>212339845
does the DOG know it's indestructible, though?

dogs are pretty stupid. if it's meant to have sapience and a personality and all that, we're getting into some weird furry territory.
Anonymous No.212341127
>>212340970
we're all pajeets now
Anonymous No.212341192
>>212341109
it's just, like, a movie man. i think the dog is even cgi. pretty sure superman isnt real either but i dont go outside often
Anonymous No.212341234 >>212341290 >>212341826
>>212340508
there's nothing fun about watching a bunch of disgusting jeets
Anonymous No.212341290
>>212341234
someone should let Gunn know that
Anonymous No.212341316 >>212342020
>>212340937
Ya this movie had a lot goin for it. Spacey is still the GOAT lex. They should have just made it a new movie instead of a sequel to a 30 year old movie, really weird decision
Anonymous No.212341494 >>212341710
>>212339412
Your โ€œmenโ€ look like women. Youโ€™re a race of twinks. No wonder you feel emasculated when we pass you on the street. Lol.
Anonymous No.212341514
>>212339394
nothing makes your movie timeless like a bunch of poeople recording the next disaster on their phones. Bravo Gunn
Anonymous No.212341558
>>212331030 (OP)
>>212332162
just refunded my ticket
Anonymous No.212341695 >>212341866 >>212341930 >>212342223 >>212344139
>oh no, the child is ugly and I can't fap to her

This board just keeps getting more fucked every day.
Anonymous No.212341710
>>212333027
>ethnic horrors
Lovecraftian.
>>212341494
That's kind of gay bro, but still better than going full on 13/50.
Anonymous No.212341826
>>212341234
Meh. I don't hate them as much as you do, I guess.
Anyway, there's something really wrong with Hollywood when comedic over-the-top Bollywood actions scenes are better shot and have better SFX than Hollywood blockbuster action scenes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NyIfojqj-8
Anonymous No.212341862
>>212339852
He literally calls him Krypto in the Fortress clip you dipahit
Anonymous No.212341866
>>212341695
seethe
Anonymous No.212341930 >>212341985
>>212341695
Nobody said anything about fapping to her. Nice projecting pedo fuck.
Anonymous No.212341937
>>212334191
Marvel ruined everything
Anonymous No.212341985
>>212341930
You didn't have to say it, smartass.
Anonymous No.212342020 >>212342270
>>212341316
It's a homage sequel to the original Reeves films were semi-canon to it rather than directly connected which I think it's a clever way to go about it.
Anonymous No.212342040
>>212331085
increasing the chance something goes viral on tiktok I guess
Anonymous No.212342082
The CGI is so fucking bad.
Anonymous No.212342223
>>212341695
i don't want ugly children in films. it's not about sexual attraction, it's about health/meat.
Anonymous No.212342241 >>212342303 >>212342318 >>212342336
I know he doesn't kick the dog, but it really looks like he does in the tv commercial. Weird choice.
Almost everyone I talk to about the movie thinks he kicks the dog and they are outraged that boyscout Superman would do that and don't plan to see the movie. #NotMySuperman
They also think he's too loud and overly emotional in ordinary settings (talking to Lois for example) and don't think that's Superman. He's basically acting like when Lois died in the 70s movie when his coffee is too hot.
Anonymous No.212342270 >>212342309
>>212342020
if it was clever it would have worked, instead of been a disasterous failure.
Anonymous No.212342303
>>212342241
>Almost everyone I talk to about the movie
all none of them?
Anonymous No.212342309
>>212342270
It failed because people expected an action romp but instead got a character study and coming of age drama.
Anonymous No.212342318 >>212342469
>>212342241
i see you in every one of these threads and it's extremely obvious it's you because of the way you format your posts. seek help please
Anonymous No.212342336
>>212342241
i'm not going to be able to switch off the part of my brain that knows the dog can't die.
MAYBE it'll get punched by a monster, or Lex Luthor punches it with his kryptonite-ring. camera follows a CGI dog flying into a wall, whimper.wav plays.

i want the dog to die. they decided to put it in the film. there are human (or humanoid alien) characters.
Anonymous No.212342469 >>212342548
>>212342318
This is my 2nd post in a Superman thread ever, You are paranoid. And not in the cool classic ttrpg way.
Anonymous No.212342548 >>212342767
>>212342469
>And not in the cool classic ttrpg way.
...what?

mate you're obsessed with the animal rights and emotional tone of a children's film. this isn't some Call of Cthulhu shit.
Anonymous No.212342767 >>212344436
>>212342548
>...what?
The Paranoia ttrpg.
Anyway, I'm not obsessed. I don't really care about superheroes. I saw Iron Man, the First Captain America and Incredible Hulk and that's all in the MCU. I saw more DC movies, but not all of them. I did enjoy The Shadow, The Phantom and The Rocketeer, but they are more pulp than superheroes. Oh, and Jet Li's Black Mask. That movie was great.
Anonymous No.212343320
>Man of Steel
>pick an actor with a face made of rubber
>direct hi to act like an autist having a temper tantrum
>put him in a baggy ill-fitted suit
>pick some skinny small head effete for Lex Luthor
>direct him to act all passive-aggressive instead of confident
At least Lois flashed her panties. I guess that's something.
Anonymous No.212343678
>>212339394
This ruined the whole scene for me. Even if you lived in a world of invincible aliens gods it doesnt mean you wouldnt react to a godzilla a few feet away from you by not RUNNING THE FUCK AWAY
Anonymous No.212343733
>>212331030 (OP)
EL GOBLINO
Anonymous No.212343976
>>212340792
It's amazing, baffling and embarrassing that skibidi toilet does the sense of scale better than hundred million dollar movies
Anonymous No.212344010
>>212340187
Why not both?
Anonymous No.212344036
>>212331030 (OP)
Why doesnโ€™t Superman simply lift the monster and fly him away to a secluded location?
Anonymous No.212344047
>>212339394
The kind of shit gunn thinks as insightful satire
>LE PEOPLE ARE ON THEIR PHONES
itโ€™s not 2013 anymore dude
Anonymous No.212344067
>>212331030 (OP)
More clips your grace?
Anonymous No.212344139 >>212344554
>>212341695
go woke, go broke.
Anonymous No.212344302
>>212339394
A huge idiot tourist just died in Romania because he got too close to a mama bear with cubs, took a selfie and made a video.
His last words before getting kwaboty and dragged off in a ravine:
>oh look! So cute! It's coming towards me
Anonymous No.212344436
>>212342767
ohh my bad: thought you meant some Call of Cthulhu SANITY CHECK type thing.
Paranoia was neat.

you're still a crazy person, but you have good taste. i'll give you that.
Anonymous No.212344547 >>212345080
>>212331030 (OP)
>THERE MUST BE A WRETCHED FUCKING MONGREL IN EVERY SINGLE MOVIE
said some kike
Anonymous No.212344554 >>212344590
>>212344139
>a brown child in a movie is woke now

lmao chuds
Anonymous No.212344590
>>212344554
>brown
more like a sickly brownish beige, just fucking gross
Anonymous No.212344619
If this movie flops I wonder if people will blame superhero fatigue or admit itโ€™s a bad movie. Because I keep hearing itโ€™s not superhero fatigue itโ€™s bad movie fatigue but nobody seems to be willing to admit these movies kinda suck balls. Theyโ€™re so bad theyโ€™re making the shitty movies of back then like Superman returns and ASM2 look retroactively great.
Anonymous No.212344643
>>212331030 (OP)
Grown adults will pay to watch this
Anonymous No.212344663
>>212331030 (OP)
Is she the alien villain?
Anonymous No.212345017 >>212345114
so it's a silly comedy with Gunn's sense of humor?
hard pass.
also, why the fuck does it always have to be a darkskin or a muttoid?
white people can't even be innocent children in movies anymore.
Anonymous No.212345080
>>212344547
For truth, justice and the human way, goyim.
Anonymous No.212345114
>>212345017
No itโ€™s Gunn trying to make a serious movie, with Supermanโ€™s character at least, but he canโ€™t help himself and undercuts it every turn.