Thread 212331030

https://youtube.com/watch?v=f1O-c-ukHmE

kino

>>212331030 (OP)
didn't movies just have 1 or 2 trailers to get you to see it? why are studios releasing up to 30 min of the movie in clip form before it releases?
I remember I saw the mortal kombat movie and thought it was neat, but everyone was pissed because all the main fights were released as clips so there was nothing new. not having seen the clips, i had a good time but people are stupid for releasing clips and watching them

This is literally taken from Shazam, where Billy rescue a bus but a dog is nearby making his job harder.

I'M ACTING

>>212331030 (OP)
David Corenswet and Nicholas Hoult are relentlessly handsome.

>>212331030 (OP)
what i dont understand is why superman caused more damage than needed when he started to barrow underground

>>212332340
*burrow

indians are gonna fucking love this

>>212332340
and i get it, its to build tension

but that couldve been accomplished by having superman stay underground for several seconds before busting through the ground

>>212332480
also, the moment of calmness gives off the notion of maybe superman might be dead or really hurt

him burrowing immediately after the stomp shows that hes alive

and to have superman rub his shoulder in pain like pic related as hes flying towards the kaiju before the punch wouldve been such a nice touch of vulnerability

NEPOTISM DOG

KRIPTO IS LABRADOR

>>212332892
krypto is sexy hot

>>212331030 (OP)
Amazing how every new scene I see makes it look worse then before.

>>212332675
i want to rub corenswet's shoulder if you know what i mean

>>212332927
Superman will make a billion dollars.

>>212331030 (OP)
>>212332162
what the fuck is that thing, they just keep getting weirder and weirder looking

>>212331030 (OP)
cute doge!!

Why does it look like a credit card commercial?

>>212331030 (OP)
Why is every actor a retarded looking freak nowadays?

>>212333670
They couldn't fix his eyes in post?

>>212333027
It's a beautiful future that's what it is chud

>>212331030 (OP)
Did he just do a Bugs Bunny?

>>212331030 (OP)
It was funny for a second when the dog wouldn't go and he said GIT. But then... the scene just takes a terrible turn and he humourlessly blows the dog away - this isn't played for laughs, the dog is shown to be quite uncomfortably tussled although not injured. This is also very poor CGI. Then, the scene pointlessly attempts tension where superman may have died (?) nobody will think that? And then tediously he tunnels his way out.
I thought for a second I was going to be writing 'hey this is good' but then... bizarrely they threw it away.

>>212331085
>why are studios releasing up to 30 min of the movie in clip form before it releases?
It's a form of damage control. WB has very little faith in this film.

>>212332949
> Superman will make a billion dollars.
Keep telling yourself that Gunnjeet.

>>212331030 (OP)
Why did we need the dog to be there? Couldn't you just a cool fight scene with a monster? Why did it need the goofy? Why does every movie these days need some kind of mid-action comedy relief that's not even funny?

>>212334191
I would expect this in a parody, like Scary Movie.
> what if superman is fighting a monster but OH NO there's a little dog! what is he going to do now? *laugh track*

>>212332429
nah, indians stand in solidarity with snyder
don't confuse the indians hired by WB to shill for it with the actual streetshitters

59 on reddit tootatoos
39 on MC

>>212334191
I like krypto but it seems like such a weird choice for the first movie

>>212331030 (OP)
DOGS ARE FUCKING RETARDED
NEWS AT 11

>>212331030 (OP)
americans are so ugly

>>212331030 (OP)
What a ugly creature

>>212331030 (OP)
Damn he's strong.

>>212331030 (OP)
Jesus fucking Christ look at all that destruction. That cement will cost millions to reconstruct! They better address this in the sequel or I'm going to write a stern letter to reddit.

>>212333670
i dare you to post a selfie.

i cant wait lads, i need this movie

>>212331140
My first thought too, it's a pretty blatant rip off

>>212333027
Nice one trying to discredit what he says before that
He literally claims that some will look beatiful some will look Ugly

That´s exactly the same for white, black, asian, latino babies some are ugly some are cute

Your point again chud?

>>212331030 (OP)
America is a third world country making slop for third world audiences.

Awful cgi, manages to make a city centre feel empty

>>212332892
>even the dogs are getting raceswapped
bros...

>In imminent danger
>Upload to tiktok

This made me laugh

>>212339146
blacks are uglier per capita their women look like men

>>212339363
they zoom out to show how tall the monster is but there is still no sense of scale. the new Jurassic had this problem too. wtf is happening?

>>212331030 (OP)
>goofy looking monster with no weight to its movements at all for its size
>it just fucking stands there for a whole 30 seconds doing nothing while Superman plays dig dug
Even if you ignore all the ugly minorities in this movie, It's still gonna suck ass

>>212331030 (OP)
I'm so sick of seeing niggers, bros.

>>212339414
>they zoom out to show how tall the monster is but there is still no sense of scale. the new Jurassic had this problem too. wtf is happening?
They just make the monsters fill the frame of whatever shot they're using. It's all shakeycams and quick cuts so the audience won't even notice. In theory.

he could have just used his powers to blow up an oil pipeline, or something.

>we wrote in a monster
>he gets rid of the monster
>things are back to normal

>>212331030 (OP)
>>212339394
This will be indistinguishable from the average MCU movie of the last few years. If this was some other superhero and no Superman, people would be shitting all over this

>>212339414
Because when you’re filming inside a green closet it’ll feel like a closet no matter what

>>212339414
i really, really don't feel like this is a 'real' setting, any more. for all i know, that might even be a real city somewhere. few painted-in elements, but a drone or helicopter filmed SOMETHING.

films don't even feel like they're outside, now. the most my brain buys into, here, is that there were a lot of extras in one place at one time. i'm on some 'can't tell reality from fantasy' reverse schizo shit.

>>212331030 (OP)
>Harassed the dog
>For some reason spent more time than needed underground, destroying plenty of asphalt people put efforts into

Not My Superman

>>212339786
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T HECKIN PUSH A SUPER DOG!
>NOT THE INDESTRUCTIBLE ALIEN GOOD BOY WOOFER!!

>>212339845
That's not Krypto, retard

You don't like pupperino abuse? Wish granted.

>>212340021
so you can kill all the humans you want but you punch one CGI dog and the audience will revolt. I hate society

>>212340021
I can't tell if Gunn has a hard-on for animal abuse, or if he's just too lazy to find any other way for an audience to hate a villain

I know everyone accuses each other of being indian or whatever - but it really does feel like most big movies are getting more and more bollywoodified instead of the older big budget corny feel we used to have. Something just off about things now

>>212332162
>I'M ACTING

>>212340308
It’s a fact that the Asian market is massive and Hollywood knows this. It’s a race to the bottom

>>212340308
>big movies are getting more and more bollywoodified
Cause they're the ones doing all the effects work.

>>212340308
Except that Bollywood movies are fun, at least. They commit to the over-the-topness and parody angle without shame.

>>212339414
Scale only works when the environment looks real. Then you can fit a large creature in the middle without it looking like a video game. When it comes to new movies, everything is CGI, including the buildings.

>>212340508
yeah I kind of dig the style I just want it to stay over there instead of whatever is happening. I guess that applies to everything nowadays though.

>>212340021
the heckin darwin if the heckin invincible pupper got hurt I'd firebomb DC studio offices.

>>212339363
I rewatched Superman Returns the other day. It's not great but it feels alive and has tons of soul. This new one feels like a video game by comparison. That shitty Zack Snyder one from 2012 was even worse. We don't know how good we had it in the early to mid 2000s.

>>212340508
>>212340847
Good morning sirs!

>>212339845
does the DOG know it's indestructible, though?

dogs are pretty stupid. if it's meant to have sapience and a personality and all that, we're getting into some weird furry territory.

>>212340970
we're all pajeets now

>>212341109
it's just, like, a movie man. i think the dog is even cgi. pretty sure superman isnt real either but i dont go outside often

>>212340508
there's nothing fun about watching a bunch of disgusting jeets

>>212341234
someone should let Gunn know that

>>212340937
Ya this movie had a lot goin for it. Spacey is still the GOAT lex. They should have just made it a new movie instead of a sequel to a 30 year old movie, really weird decision

>>212339412
Your “men” look like women. You’re a race of twinks. No wonder you feel emasculated when we pass you on the street. Lol.

>>212339394
nothing makes your movie timeless like a bunch of poeople recording the next disaster on their phones. Bravo Gunn

>>212331030 (OP)
>>212332162
just refunded my ticket

>oh no, the child is ugly and I can't fap to her

This board just keeps getting more fucked every day.

>>212333027
>ethnic horrors
Lovecraftian.
>>212341494
That's kind of gay bro, but still better than going full on 13/50.

>>212341234
Meh. I don't hate them as much as you do, I guess.
Anyway, there's something really wrong with Hollywood when comedic over-the-top Bollywood actions scenes are better shot and have better SFX than Hollywood blockbuster action scenes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NyIfojqj-8

>>212339852
He literally calls him Krypto in the Fortress clip you dipahit

>>212341695
seethe

>>212341695
Nobody said anything about fapping to her. Nice projecting pedo fuck.

>>212334191
Marvel ruined everything

>>212341930
You didn't have to say it, smartass.

>>212341316
It's a homage sequel to the original Reeves films were semi-canon to it rather than directly connected which I think it's a clever way to go about it.

>>212331085
increasing the chance something goes viral on tiktok I guess

The CGI is so fucking bad.

>>212341695
i don't want ugly children in films. it's not about sexual attraction, it's about health/meat.

I know he doesn't kick the dog, but it really looks like he does in the tv commercial. Weird choice.
Almost everyone I talk to about the movie thinks he kicks the dog and they are outraged that boyscout Superman would do that and don't plan to see the movie. #NotMySuperman
They also think he's too loud and overly emotional in ordinary settings (talking to Lois for example) and don't think that's Superman. He's basically acting like when Lois died in the 70s movie when his coffee is too hot.

>>212342020
if it was clever it would have worked, instead of been a disasterous failure.

>>212342241
>Almost everyone I talk to about the movie
all none of them?

>>212342270
It failed because people expected an action romp but instead got a character study and coming of age drama.

>>212342241
i see you in every one of these threads and it's extremely obvious it's you because of the way you format your posts. seek help please

>>212342241
i'm not going to be able to switch off the part of my brain that knows the dog can't die.
MAYBE it'll get punched by a monster, or Lex Luthor punches it with his kryptonite-ring. camera follows a CGI dog flying into a wall, whimper.wav plays.

i want the dog to die. they decided to put it in the film. there are human (or humanoid alien) characters.

>>212342318
This is my 2nd post in a Superman thread ever, You are paranoid. And not in the cool classic ttrpg way.

>>212342469
>And not in the cool classic ttrpg way.
...what?

mate you're obsessed with the animal rights and emotional tone of a children's film. this isn't some Call of Cthulhu shit.

>>212342548
>...what?
The Paranoia ttrpg.
Anyway, I'm not obsessed. I don't really care about superheroes. I saw Iron Man, the First Captain America and Incredible Hulk and that's all in the MCU. I saw more DC movies, but not all of them. I did enjoy The Shadow, The Phantom and The Rocketeer, but they are more pulp than superheroes. Oh, and Jet Li's Black Mask. That movie was great.

>Man of Steel
>pick an actor with a face made of rubber
>direct hi to act like an autist having a temper tantrum
>put him in a baggy ill-fitted suit
>pick some skinny small head effete for Lex Luthor
>direct him to act all passive-aggressive instead of confident
At least Lois flashed her panties. I guess that's something.

>>212339394
This ruined the whole scene for me. Even if you lived in a world of invincible aliens gods it doesnt mean you wouldnt react to a godzilla a few feet away from you by not RUNNING THE FUCK AWAY

>>212331030 (OP)
EL GOBLINO

>>212340792
It's amazing, baffling and embarrassing that skibidi toilet does the sense of scale better than hundred million dollar movies

>>212340187
Why not both?

>>212331030 (OP)
Why doesn’t Superman simply lift the monster and fly him away to a secluded location?

>>212339394
The kind of shit gunn thinks as insightful satire
>LE PEOPLE ARE ON THEIR PHONES
it’s not 2013 anymore dude

>>212331030 (OP)
More clips your grace?

>>212341695
go woke, go broke.

>>212339394
A huge idiot tourist just died in Romania because he got too close to a mama bear with cubs, took a selfie and made a video.
His last words before getting kwaboty and dragged off in a ravine:
>oh look! So cute! It's coming towards me

>>212342767
ohh my bad: thought you meant some Call of Cthulhu SANITY CHECK type thing.
Paranoia was neat.

you're still a crazy person, but you have good taste. i'll give you that.

>>212331030 (OP)
>THERE MUST BE A WRETCHED FUCKING MONGREL IN EVERY SINGLE MOVIE
said some kike

>>212344139
>a brown child in a movie is woke now

lmao chuds

>>212344554
>brown
more like a sickly brownish beige, just fucking gross

If this movie flops I wonder if people will blame superhero fatigue or admit it’s a bad movie. Because I keep hearing it’s not superhero fatigue it’s bad movie fatigue but nobody seems to be willing to admit these movies kinda suck balls. They’re so bad they’re making the shitty movies of back then like Superman returns and ASM2 look retroactively great.

>>212331030 (OP)
Grown adults will pay to watch this

>>212331030 (OP)
Is she the alien villain?

so it's a silly comedy with Gunn's sense of humor?
hard pass.
also, why the fuck does it always have to be a darkskin or a muttoid?
white people can't even be innocent children in movies anymore.

>>212344547
For truth, justice and the human way, goyim.

>>212345017
No it’s Gunn trying to make a serious movie, with Superman’s character at least, but he can’t help himself and undercuts it every turn.