Thread 212331463

>>212331463 (OP)
>Both movies are complete dogshit
I don't understand what point you're trying to make

>>212331463 (OP)
what's that phenotype is called?

>>212331463 (OP)
That doesn't mean anything, why would they change the art style for the sequel of a very successful movie. Everything else they're shitting out is bean mouth, yes.

Kissing Mei and kissing Riley

>>212331463 (OP)
I'd put my bean in her mouth if you know what I bean

Did Pixar really think "movie about Chinese girl living in the most boring country on planet earth getting her period" was really going to be a hit?

>>212331463 (OP)
Left simply cribbed peanuts character design wholesale tho

>>212331717
On Pixar's perspective, I fail to see the issue.
Five movies bombs in a row? No problem, deploy Inside Out 3/Toy Story 6 to recover all the losses.

I want to ____ Riley

>>212331544
black baby incubator

>>212331614
Fake.

>>212331762
Pixar is butthurt that people don't like their new program nal movies but have they considered that their original movies can't just be original and they have to be good as well?

>>212332024
*new original movies

>>212331463 (OP)
I hate T*rning Red so much because, extreme Wokeness aside, no elementary school child was using a fucking cell phone in 2002 like how they use smarthphones in the 2020s.

>Turning Red" grossed only $20 million at the global box office.
>The film's budget was around $175 million, resulting in a significant loss.

>>212331717
Pixar has only made "my foreigner parent was mean to me so I'm going to make a self insert movie where I'll show them how cool I am because I'm too scared to confront them in real life" the last half decade or so.

>>212332388
lol even Peter Docter acknowledged this and he straight up said that shit has to stop, that only caused youtubeslopers like Cuckafrillas Productions to sperg out.

>>212331544
Kill yourself. I’m not joking. End your life. Right now.

>>212331463 (OP)
What a lot of people that complain about stories and artstyle seem to miss is comedy.
Pixar movies all are essentially comedic movies relying very heavily on gags.
And 2020s humor just isn't funny.

>>212332443
>that only caused youtubeslopers like Cuckafrillas Productions to sperg out.
Didn't he kill his friends?

>>212331463 (OP)
Paedo pixar

>>212332543
Periods is peak comedy yes.

>>212332543
It can be when it's not written by a millennial with mother issues.

>>212332108
I was genuinely surprised when I read that Luca flopped as well. I remember there a huge shilling campaign around that movie, especially here in Italy.

>>212332485
>Kill yourself. I’m not joking. End your life. Right n-ACK

>You didn't use the magic word, bucko!

>>212332684
luca fucking sucked, nobody cares about kids being homo together

>>212332699
Doesn't that film end with him going with his tomboy gf?

>>212331463 (OP)
Riley is the best. One of my biggest childhood crushes.

>>212332388
>Pixar has only made "my foreigner parent was mean to me so I'm going to make a self insert movie where I'll show them how cool I am because I'm too scared to confront them in real life" the last half decade or so.

It's time to admit that this is the only story PEE OH SEE are capable of making because creativity is a Whypipo thing.

>>212332068
They were middle schoolers, and it was set in 2003, and yes they actually did.

>>212332068
>extreme Wokeness aside
What was woke about it?

>>212333725
It had a "my body my choice" scene

>>212332684
Every promotional image for Luca looked aesthetically bad. I'm pretty sure people have developed an allergic reaction to the Cal Arts style. Pixar hasn't realized that enby quirk Chunguses don't exactly have their finger on the pulse of what audiences want.

>>212333818
I liked Luca. Girl was cute and it felt like the maker actually liked Italy.

>>212333818
goysloppiest character designs ever

>>212333404
>childhood

Not sure if bait but if not, you need to go back

>>212333975
Ok but the actual models and overall artistic direction of the movie are still ugly.

>>212331614
I mean, puss in boots changed the artstyle for the sequel, and shrek 5 is sort of doing the same, but still, you can see some changes in the new characters in sequels, the new superheroes in incredibles 2 looks nothing like the style of the first one, and even some of the new emotions and blobs in inside out 2 have beanmouths, like Envy and the characters from Dream Productions

>>212332647
i find it funny how much women seethe about it when you don't give a fuck or better yet make them feel bad for it

>>212334058
>inside out 1 was 10 years ago

>>212334104
>oh no, the children are ugly

Luca is kino.

>>212331463 (OP)
>both movies are dogshit
>one made a shit ton of money bean mouth didnt

Why yes I want to take my family to see a movie about an ungrateful immigrant having a period

>>212334176
Everything is ugly. The colors are ugly, the textures are ugly, even the shadows and highlights are ugly.

>>212334275
She is more of an American than you, chud.

>>212334576
Mei lives in Toronto Canada

>>212334104
I can't deny that. Luca himself has the excuse of being an actual fish but the rest doesn't.

>>212334275
This, but unironically.

Mei-Mei is cute. CUTE!

>>212331495
Are you retarded? How did you learn how to use the internet?

>>212331463 (OP)
The last good original movie Pixar made was Coco. I guess Soul was okay too. But other than that it's all been sequels and very bad originals

>>212334176
Maybe you're the sort of person who will intentionally go to a modern art museum, but most people spit on that shit. And I mean literal shit, like the artist took a dump in the corner and the museum paid him 100k for it.

>>212332108
Well to be fair they released it on streaming first, which was an even more retarded move.

>>212334308
The CGI keeps getting better while the character design keeps getting uglier. In the future animated characters will look like Paccini sculptures

>>212332684
>I was genuinely surprised when I read that Luca flopped as well.
What Kid wants to see that movie? What is it even about? What boy dreams about being a mermaid?

>>212333818
Looks like complete corpo slop.
>Protagonist is some limp wristed beta boy with shy posture
>Friend is mystery meat with curly hair and alpha bull posture
>Girl is loud mouthed girlboss

>>212331463 (OP)
>13

I'd breed them both

>>212335712
Of course you would, nonce.

>>212336714
It's ok, he is pakistani

>>212335634
Protagonist is gay jewish writer's self-insert, the brazilian is his crush (same age as cartoon character btw) and the girl is the writer's jewish mom.

>>212332108
>significant loss

Could say it bled out

>>212334058
Anon...

>>212338174
>SAAR HE IS THE PAKISTAN BHENCHOD BLOODY INDIA SUPERPOOPER

>>212333503
lol they absolutely fucking weren’t. kids were more likely to be playing shitty games on a ti-84 than giving a shit about their nextel phones

>>212332108
>holds up left hand
>sticks right hand in pants
Please flip one of those images

>>212338501
I had a substitute teacher in 2003 who moved from Ireland and commented that it was weird that every Canadian teenager didn't carry a mobile phone yet. You might be onto something, but cellphones were at least the norm everywhere else by then.

>>212332068
texting was absolutely fucking huge among middleschoolers and up in 2002 yes

>>212331463 (OP)
>pixar movies are bland self-inserts for the director
this is the bigger problem. there's nothing creative in someone going "OMG I WAS AN ASIAN TEENAGER ONCE" and make a whole movie about it. it's basically god's not dead in that the entire setting and premised is boring, uninspired trash.

DUH DUH

>>212333818
>Pixar hasn't realized that enby quirk Chunguses don't exactly have their finger on the pulse of what audiences want.
they do, but their creative department is staffed entirely by those people and if they fire all of the queers and nonwhites they will come up short of diversity quotas and get sued

>>212331463 (OP)
Now show everyone what all the emotions look like.

>>212335251
>I saw your fat ankles. Calf, right into ankle. Cankles! Cankle bitch!

>>212333818
>muh calarts
>>212335634
>muh girlboss

>>212332068
I miss when kids didnt gave a fuck about cell phones

>>212339065
america always lagged on the mobile phone in terms of its ubiquity until the smartphone became more viable. there just wasn’t phone based content to capture american attention and people still just used AIM over texting because phone service always cost much more than it did in europe

>>212340061
>2002
>Some kids have phones
>The ones that do have a Nokia 3410 and the only thing you can do on it is text and play Snake
We need to go back.

You can’t honestly sit there and look at movies like Toy Story, Finding Nemo, and Incredibles and say they’re the exact same as Turning Red, Luca, and Elio. It’s not that people don’t want original movies, they don’t want bad movies.