Thread 212338250

Better not see any bongs on /tv/ today.

>he says while posting lobsterbacks
eto....

>>212338250 (OP)
europeans out, cartels in

In the beauty of the lilies Christ was born across the sea,
With a glory in His bosom that transfigures you and me:
As He died to make men holy, let us die to make men free,
While God is marching on.

>>212338294
shameful lack of trigger discipline

>>212338250 (OP)
Hey, This is a day to celebrate liberty and independence. We don't own that. We enjoy these things, but many people don't. Just because we preserve and enshrine such valuable things, dosen't mean that others should be excluded.

>>212338250 (OP)
National Treasure
The Patriot

>>212338250 (OP)
.

>>212338395
>We don't own that.
True. We just invented it and gifted it to the world for free out of the goodness of our hearts. It feels so good to be an American. I can't imagine living in another "country".

>>212338395
>We enjoy these things, but many people don't.
Yeah...

>>212338362
Its the 4th, if she wants to shoot in her house she's goddamn allowed

>Independence
>Country is owned by Jews

>>212338985
Freedom is a spectrum, but at least we say say "kike" unlike countries owned by the country owned by the jews.

>4th of July posts in social media
>check profiles
>Indians and mexicans

>>212338250 (OP)
>killing your white brothers because jews told you too
Shamful

>>212338250 (OP)
Enemies of U.S.A, see yourself out.

I think the patriot was a good start.

POST THE FUCKING WEBM!!!!!!

>>212338292
everyone but white straight german-english conservative anti-marxist anti-abortion hard-working clean record citizens

POST THE FUCKING WEBM NOW!!!!

POST THE FUCKING WEBM RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

>>212339679
>>212339699
>>212339743
no i won't do it it's my freedom not to

>>212339699
>>212339743

>>212338250 (OP)

rent free, Hernandez

>>212338530
It's mainly canadians who don't like it and get mad because 4th of July overshadows their own silly little holiday

>>212339699
>>212339743
you forced my hand

>>212338250 (OP)

Merica.

>>212338250 (OP)
What are we grilling today, boys?

>>212338250 (OP)
amerisharts have zero room to run their jewish cockholsters about europeas. Its funny how much you gutless amerxcrement obsess about our motives for things then project your shortcomings onto us.

>>212339917
You should have posted BMWF porn like a true american patriot

>>212339922
smash burgers and hotdogs with some tater chips

>>212339934
At least they that are mass deporting people, Europe gives immigrant nonces free housing and a medal

>>212340004
Shalom!

>>212339934
You can't be bringing up illegals when America is systematically executing them in the streets right now.

>>212339934
He'll get deported. In Britain he'd get a 2 year suspended sentence (30 years later) and a council house.

>>212340017
>>212340043
>>212340055
Here come with the whataboutisms

>>212339922
>you must hear(d)
what did he mean by this

>>212340085
You can't even use your buzzwords correctly, faggot. Come back tomorrow.

>>212340043

Ice just became the biggest government agency in the U.S, can't wait for the trve kino to start happening. By the millions, from tiniest pebble on a beach in california, to the shore rocks of Maine, every inch of land, we will reclaim.

Lets fucking go.
also imagine the movies we're going to get in the future as we Reconquista this Great United States.

>>212338250 (OP)
>UK: WE ARE THE BIGGEST PHILOSEMITES WE CREATED ISRAEL AND GAVE THEM EVERYTHING
>US: NO WE ARE WE EVEN MUTILATE OUR CHILDREN AT BIRTH AT THEIR BEHEST
Why are anglos like this?

>>212340132
I can speak English just fine.
Your Hernandez-centric Niggeronics is not English.

>>212338294
Her waist is probably shopped on the non gun side. Gun side she's pressing it in so it doesn't need to be touched up as much

>>212340085
Was the murderer being rightfullly shot dead by the police supposed to prove something?

>>212340085
Not even amercan buy i dont understand your point

>>212338250 (OP)
First foreigner I see, I finna split their wig. Old colonial saying. God bless Mel Gibson and America.

What's everyone's favorite America? For me, it's North America.

>>212338250 (OP)
It was just a bit of banter.

>>212340320
Team America.

>>212340328
I still dont get why cancucks try to claim credit for this

>>212339922
>picrel
Lynchian

>>212338250 (OP)
I better not see any lards on /tv/ today either

>>212338250 (OP)
>>212338250 (OP)

as a 6'2" /fit/ white male american veteran i can safely say that america is cringe and retarded and i havent been motivated to be obnoxiously american in years

its hard to resist the glownigger and jew psyop to demoralize everyone if its an actual reality and not just propaganda

i think i would feel more proud celebrating some confederate event or something than being seen supporting the femenized nigger 3rd world hell hole that america is now. i just wish america would stop always being the objective bad guy and stopped worshipping niggers, females, jews, and trannies while turning white guys into boogiemen

going to take the kiddos to see some cool fireworks though and maybe go shoot guns

>>212340197
Weren't loyalists mostly american criollos anyway?

>>212338250 (OP)
OI! Do you have a loicence for that flag, you cheeky bastard.

On this board Christopher Columbus is a hero!

>>212340459
We don't talk about that part

>>212338250 (OP)
Can you believe they still have a fucking king!?

>>212340587
Yes, he was a hero, but we're not talking about Spain

>>212340859
Columbus became an American the moment he stepped foot on the soil. That's how it works.

We're coming for the Italians next. Tick tock dagos.

>>212340880
He never went to North America

>>212340912
Go first for non whites, then you can talk about non germanics

>>212340880
Columbus never stepped foot on the mainland, only Caribbean islands

>American education

>>212338250 (OP)
Mel Gibson is a hero and I never pretended otherwise

>>212340842
Yes, Japan is awesome

>>212338362
trigger discipline is for fags

The fucking AMERICANS

POST THE FUCKING WEBM RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!

>>212341011
He actually went to central and south America

>>212340161
romans buckbreaking them or something fuck knows

From the perspective of the average colonist it was a civil war not a revolution. Tons of colonies and geographic areas were loyal to the crown. Except in Massachusettes they were tarring and feathering loyalists for sport.

>>212341066
He never stepped foot on the mainland, some of his men did land on Honduras and the coast of Venezuela.

>>212340458
You're a bitch and I'm not reading all of your bitch made blogpost, pussy.

>>212341137
It was a British civil war just played across the Atlantic yes.

>>212340458
You would be right if it wasn't for that gay meme

>>212341189
And a proxy war with the French. The American Revolution is a lot more complex than a bunch of aritsrocraric traders not wanting to pay import taxes.


Shit man if there was a modern retelling of the Boston Massacre /tv/ would lose their shit for HAVING A BLACK.

>>212341137
external factors influenced it such as the fucking French being fucking faggots with the English and working against each other instead of with one another
French Indian War shenanigans over bullshit!

>>212341309
It's in John Adams you non kino watching faggot
I've never heard anyone talk shit about that show on /tv/ because it's kick ass
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472027/

>>212341309
I would be better whiteout the black

>>212341242
>>212341163
got some juneteenf enjoyers i see

>>212341371
John Adam's was so fucking good.

>>212341415
he gots shot if that makes you feel better.

>>212338250 (OP)
This film has John Williams's most underrated score
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRdKX0fzjLM

>>212338250 (OP)
based, we nuked the wrong island

>>212339586
>bongs
>white

>>212339922
wasn't this the one where it was only down if you basically ate a pound of beans covered in American cheese and nothing else?

>>212341571
Yeah thanks

>>212339934
in bongland he would be given a medal and a free house.
In the US we just spent like $100 billy on deporting those faggots

sorry, i can't celebrate 4th of july because we relied on the french and spanish and dutch and indians (poo ones, not natives) and russians to win. meanwhile the bongs had germans.

or is /tv/ now anti-german and pro-french and indian?

>>212338250 (OP)
it was literally bongs fighting bongs tho

>>212341753
What does the black there,?

>>212340004
invented in yurop

>>212341950
Only the french and Spaniards did things

>You must celebrate if you’re American-
Jewish
Blacks
Irish
Poles
Germans
Italians
Japanese
Koreans
Vietnamese
>You get a pass if you’re
Native American
Mestizo
Hawaiian

>>212340912
Protestantism was the biggest mistake since not razing Jerusalem

>>212341959
Today commemorates the day an entire nation was freed from the curse of being bongs.
A cause worth fighting for, a dream worth dying for.

>>212338250 (OP)
>the stars of the film are australians
why?

>>212338250 (OP)
Happy minority white day to all my white american brothers and xisters!

>>212338362
Reddit + you worship israel

>>212342198
hear hear!

Boat drivin' on the 4th not tore the fuck up. It's a new day, boys

>>212340017
>>212340043
Trump has deported less people than Biden and Obama did over a similar timeline.

Zion Don wants immigrants because his jewish owners want immigrants.

>>212342340
False

USA USA USA USA

>>212342286
Yess queen focus on the 0.001% of the population until your race is a minority in every single state! Slayyy!!!

>>212342441
War is war. But killing isn't something to be proud of. Sometimes necessary, but never welcomed.
https://youtu.be/ASPURee4dJ4

>>212342441
Golem Golem Golem Golem!!

>>212341830
What ethnicity were the men who wrote the Declaration of Independence again?
Because they sure as fuck weren't your FOB ass

>>212339934
Man, why don't Americans do something about this? I guess all the good Americans died in the civil war.

>>212342441
always funny that we dropped the nuke on literally the center of christian japan and killed thousands of christian japs


>Nagasaki had Japan’s largest and oldest Christian community
>The atomic bomb that fell on Nagasaki on August 9, 1945, detonated in Urakami only 500 m (1640 ft) from the cathedral, completely destroying it. As the Feast of the Assumption of Mary (August 15) was near, Mass was held on the day and was well attended. The resultant collapse and heat-wave cindered and buried all those present in the cathedral.[6] The destruction of the cathedral hit the religious community of Nagasaki the hardest, as they viewed it as a loss of spirituality. It had such an impact, that noted playwright Tanaka Chikao wrote his most successful play, Head of Mary, about the efforts of Christians in Nagasaki to reconstitute their faith by rebuilding the Virgin Mary.

>>212342714
Nips were smart building their weapons real close to the Christian pigs

>>212342441
dumb question, but do they feel anything from the blast being up in the air

>>212342633
they were American you third world bong retard
>>212342701
we just passed the biggest budget for deportations ever in the history of the world

He's dumping the whole folder, watch out!

>>212342921
The person on the right cleans their shit-filled ass with their hands lmao

>>212342968
>we just passed the biggest budget for deportations ever in the history of the world
Good thing all the H1-B poos who will now flood your country are legal immigrants.

>>212338250 (OP)
>Independence Day in 2025
lol, lmao even

>>212339953
This vehicle is no longer manufactured

>>212343117
What if I live under a bridge tho?

>>212343041
why are you saying such mean things about your cousins who look just like you?

>>212343214
deal with it niggers, no one cares about your problems

>someone so triggered by the USA that he has an entire folder that's he's spamming
seek liberty

>>212339953
This actually happened

>>212343290
I feel the same way about u

Oh I'm proud to be an Americaaan!

there have been 3 anglo civil wars and each time the bad guys won

>>212343288
great comeback, nigger

>>212341848
humiliation ritual for both of them.

>>212341950
The american continent will always belong to the spanish empire

>>212339953
>Do not attempt

>>212343625
Nice make up, fag

>>212343503
we don't sign out posts here

>>212343782
Kek

>>212343488
The revolutionary war wasn't an anglo civil war you gay retard

>>212338250 (OP)
Fun fact:
Everyone who wrote and signed the declaration of independence was British.

This confuses and enrages the Yankee Doodle.

>>212343180
Your Texas flag is upside down, please remove yourself from the promised land.

>>212343996
Thats like saying Jesus was a Jew. While true, literally no one cares

>>212339503
kek imagine how many loicenses you would need to do this on bongland. you'd be doing paper work all year

>>212344020
>Your Texas flag is upside down,
Its a sign of distress, stupid.

>>212344071
>orange face
>pale white body
I didnt realize this was a tradition

The US went from a nation built for anglogermanic people to Brazil 2.0 in less than 50 years
Really makes you think

>>212344239
>>Orange man is le GOOD!

>>212343488

Cromwell was the good guy though

>>212338985
Actually it was by design, the sole reason to emancipate themselves from the British was to avoid taxation and being free to lobby the government to your heart's contempt. Like all those early military expeditions into indian territory to favor land expeculators

>>212344446
I look like all of these.

>>212344087
But there is no distress.
You're actually just an idiot who doesn't know which way the flag goes.
Very common among shithead spicks.
The red on the flag is for the blood spilled at the alamo, ON THE GROUND. So you can remember it should be on the bottom.
A five pointed star should have the 1 point facing up, not two.

Either get it right or go back to your shithole in mexico. Stop turning Texas into a shithole like your home, pendajo.

>>212344580
liberal shit holes

Anti-American foreigner spends his whole day in a thread by himself dumping ancient pics from his /pol/ folder while Americans are drinking and shooting off fireworks together. Quite sad.

>>212344639
>But there is no distress
You dont get to decide if Im in distress or not. Fuck you.
Also, didnt read the rest of your comment so sorry that happened or good for you.

>>212344650
I agree with this guy, America is a liberal shit hole

>>212344775
Your distress is self imposed.
You deserve all the bad things that happen to you.
Texas is not in distress.
Kill your self.

>>212344693
Sneed

>>212344693
>his whole day
Lol its been like an hour
>Americans are drinking and shooting off fireworks together
Im at work, literally getting paid while I browsr 4chan. Also, different countries have different holidays, stupid, you work when I celebrate too. Idiot.

>>212340137
Nothing says freedom like a secret police force deporting people for criticizing Israel

>>212344817
Nah

>>212340328
Based.

>>212340427
Canada was a crown province and most of the raiders that night were Brits stationed in New France (Now known as Canada)

>>212345196
Yeah.

>>212345503
Kek imagine some nanny state hellhole citizen believing they're more adult than an American. Fuck liberals.

>>212338250 (OP)
Can't stand this weird brit-hating catholic mutt subhuman and his multiple dishonest anglophobic propanda movies for retards, can't wait until he dies

The US revolution was the single worst event in human history and mel gibson is a mentally ill subhuman monkey man

>>212345487
Nah

>>212345538
Lol u mad

>>212345575
Still yeah, always gonna be yeah.

>>212341830
>>212342968
American isn't an ethnicity you stupid retarded subhuman mutt cunt. The founding fathers of America were ethnic Brits who betrayed their homeland over what they described as their rights as English men. Brits invented the country you live in, the language you speak, the world wide web you speak it on, and every important technology ever. You are not white. Ask Benjamin Franklin

>>212340012
That dog is way too cool for anyone in this thread.

>>212341790
America only had nukes because of Britain. The Manhattan project was derived from the earlier British Tube Alloys project. Britain should have worked with Hitler to put your disgusting subhuman mutt country in concentration camps like you did to the native Americans who had more soul and decency than you.

>>212345625
>has to reference something that happened 50+ years ago
Lol, lmao even

>>212345575
>unironically using Washington Post


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>212342118
>Today commemorates the day an entire nation was freed from the curse of being bongs
And now you're a non-white mutt retard hellstate where the people gun each other down as culture and even billionaires get stabbed to death, and you have no healthcare system being having your cocks mutilated at birth. Nice dream retard

>>212341848
does he even own a suit?

>>212345763
>unironically usimg reddit spacing
Kek

>>212345748
It's that old and you still can't do it? That isn't the flex you think it is esl lmao

>>212345799
Somebody jelly

>>212345632
They were Americans born in America. Keep crying you irrelevant island homosexual

Such a beautiful day to be free

>>212345860
>usimg

>>212345552
>sperging against Mel Gibson that hard because he made an american revolution movie once

>>212345735
we should have nuked the bongs several times over. But don't worry, we fixed or mistake by making sure indians are UK citizens

>>212345886
I am glad I wasn't born in the USA. It's an evil shithole and the worst mistake in human history. Its people are retarded violent religious mutts. You're scum ahd your country is fake and shit. Stars and stripes and fireworks and eagles. All childish imagery because your mutt country is a totally soulless artificial aberration.

>>212345883
>Esl
My country was speaking English before your country even existed, retard.

>>212345575
>Using jeff bezos's personal blog
>>212345748
>mfw bongs are too retarded to do something we did 50 years ago, near me

>>212345799
Do you have a liocence for that seethe?

It feels good to be this good.

>>212343625
The english have like 5 weeks of paid vacation each year while you have 0 so they are working less than you are.

>>212344042
Jesus was White with blonde hair and blue eyes. It is written in the Bible.

>>212344386
Pick up the trash and shut the fuck up you climate change worshipping freak.

>>212345921
Ethnicity you fucking RETARD. American isn't an ethnicity. They were ethnic Brits in British colonies declaration independence from Britain because of their rights as englishmen. Brits born in British territory. You are a braindead mutt who has to desperately pretend ethnicity doesn't exist because it shames you to think about it

>>212345946
And Braveheart, moronic Scottish nationalism comes from a Hollywood movie

>>212345952
You wouldn't have had nukes if we didn't give them to you. You couldn't nuke us without us nuking you. All you can do is fantasise about nuking the superior country that spawned yours like an important mutt subhuman. Your non country is being reclaimed by Mexicans while your mutt whites die due to fentanyl. Trump putting your country deeper in debt just to throw endless money at ICE while China owns your economy and even land. Trump spends his time trying to save tik tok of all things. Fucking pathetic. There is no good reason for your shit country to exist. There's no reason for you to exist. Youre a brainded subhuman mutt speaking my language about my country. Kill yourself with your precious guns you monkey

>>212346070
I make enough money in six months to not have to work the rest of the year, which I spend travelling the world lol

>"England is a fag country" -Archie Bunker

>>212344446
Who was that guy who wrote about race mixing in new york like 100 years ago?

>>212346155
GMS!, do you have a liosence to be that fucking mad on the internet? no one cares about your garbage island. you are irrelevant to the rest of the world

>>212346155
I dont walk into your flat [that has no yard] and piss in your tea on suck the queen's dick day or whatever fag holiday you celebrate.
Fuck off back to your hobbit hole you wretched future muzzie stab victim.

>>212345625
>cant go to space anymore because he replaced all his scientists and engineers with women and minorities
LMFAO

>>212346161
Better than a mutt country. You spend your time travelling as much as you can because where you come from is fucking shit. You have a day where you brainwash yourselves that you're proud of living in a soulless mutt shithole born out of foreign-backed treason

You're mad about Britain because you're a mutt from a country Britain invented. Your founding fathers would never have accepted you. Your country has mutated so much since those stupid traitor cunts ruined the world

>>212346203
Britain is the most important nation in human history and you foreign subhumans literally can't stop talking about us. This entire thread is proof of it. You have an inferiority complex. You're jealous of us. Your country is a subhuman joke.

>>212346237
I have a patio on a waterfront marina. Where i live is infinitely nicer than whatever fucking shack you live in you inbred mutt retard. Guns and twisters and pit bulls and pollution oh wow what a dream

>>212345625
Yea, thanks to WOMEN

Insane leftists have no shame and harbor no logic.
>non-American leftists
even worse

>>212346161
Because of your golem nation there is no world left worth seeing. Thank you for your service mr shekelstein.

>>212346329
Woah calm down there Hemingway, Ithis isnt your personal blog. Summarize your point in 10 words or less.

>>212345625
America got to the moon using stolen German technology that the Germans invented because they lost the air war against Britain one on one and needed to invent superweapons to strike back against Britain since the raf defeated the luftwaffe

Everything good about America came straight from Europe.

>>212346237
Weed will be illegal in the south again because Texas

>>212346379
America is objectively the single worst mistake in human history.

>>212346161
>I make enough money in six months to not have to work the rest of the year,
Assuming this is true (its not), the rest of the country isnt doing so well...

>>212346329
nope, bongland is an irrelevant island with no culture and no cultural relevance

>>212346481
Lol nice b8, a little too obvious tho

>>212346437
This. And that is why the us becoming minority white is a positive development. Only through complete annihilation of white americans can peace on a global scale be restored.

>>212341056
agreed. it's the same people that trip over themselves to correct a grammatical error. the gun obsessed are huge dweebs compared to just a normal guy who owns a rifle/shotgun/pistol and never mentions it.

>>212346481
Nearly all American media depends on Brits. Without brits you'd have no game of thrones, lord of the rings, star wars, the wire, succession, the list is endless. Britain is the most important nation in human history and America would be literally nothing Britain

Why aren't you out having fun with fireworks and bbqs? Youre seething on the British invented world wide web about Britain and Brits

Can't wait until you inevitably get shot

>>212346600
Chill out abdul go eat some curry and watch some ngubu-ball on the “telly”.

>claim to have defeated the british empire
>the brits came back and burned the white house down
>the americans beg for mercy

kiss my ass you pussies.

>>212346503
not bait at all. bongland is irrelevant
>>212346600
GRRM was boring in NJ you gay retard. bongs never invented shit and never made shit

>>212346646
Sure thing, Jose! Enjoy your tacos and burritos, and be careful because ICE is looking for you!

>>212346652
>bongland is irrelevant
Literally the most relevant nation in human history. You're talking about it right now. Did you get shot in the head? How are you this fucking stupid?

>>212346652
>bongs never invented shit and never made shit
Brits invented everything from the country you live in, the media it consumes, the language it speaks, the world wide web you speak it on, and countless technologies your subhuman mutt existence depends on.

Why are you acting like a total fucking retard?

>>212346647
They spent the rest of their nations existence coping about it by investing unimaginable amounts of money into their military while getting assraped by brownoids with ak-47s in every single war they have fought since ww2.

And even in ww2 the soviets did all the dirty work and the golems only nuked japan because they knew the soviets would take it before them if they used ground forces to attack japan.

>>212346652
K

>>212346652
>bongland is irrelevant
Worse than irrelevant. The bongladeshi economy is so shit it relies on Warhammer 40k to keep it afloat.
Could you imagine having to hitch your entire livelihood to a bunch of ugly cheap plastic crap American companies produce cheaper and better?
God bless America.

>English language
>world wide web
>industrial revolution
>agricultural revolution
>steam engine
>steam train
>railroads
>jet engines
>anti-biotics
>pipe drainage
>iron bridges and other major construction
>vaccines
>modern economics
>incandescent light
>percussion ignition/modern firearms
>concrete
>electromagnet
>telescope
>discovery of evolution
>discovery of gravity
>first mechanical computer
>telegraph
>clocks
>fertilisers
>medical syringe
>steel alloy
>bicycles
>traffic lights
>telephone (Bell was British)
>light switch
>discovery of fingerprints
>discovery of the electron
>wireless signals
>tractors
>tarmac
>LEDS
>aircraft design
>tank
>air force
>television
>microprogramming
>discovery of dna
>carbon fibre
>touchscreen
>ATM
>modern batteries
>IVF
>computer games
>iris recognition
>SMS texting
>cloning

America is jewish and gay Fuck America

>>212338250 (OP)
O SAY CAN YOU SHART
IN THE LOCAL WALMART
WHAT SO PROUDLY EXPELLED
FROM ANUS' LAST LEAKING
WHOSE BROAD STREAKS AND BROWN STARS
THROUGH THE PERILOUS BLIGHT
O'ER AISLES WE WATCHED...
SHIT GALLANTLY STREAMING
AND MUTT'S NAPPY HAIR
NAEGROES EVERYWHERE
GAVE PROOF THAT OUR RACE
IS 56% DISGRACE
O' SAY DOES THAT SHITE SPANGLED
BUMMER YET CUUUUUUUT
FOR THE LAND OF SHAAAART
AND THE HOME OF THE MUUTTTT
O' THUS WILL IT BE EVER
THROUGH THE MART THAT IS FREE
THERE IS NO MALL COP
WE NEED NOT TO FEAR PAUL BLART
SO I TAKE UP THIS CART
THROUGH THE MART'S GROCERIES
WHEN SUDDENLY THERE WAS
A WET GREASY FEELING
IT WAS TRICKLING DOWN
AND INCREDIBLY BROWN
THE SHART IN THE MART
IT STANK UP THE WHOLE TOWN
O' SAY DOES THAT SHITE SPANGLED
MOTORCART YET DRIVE
O'ER THE LAND OF THE SHAAAART
AND THE HOME OF THE MUUUUTTT

>>212346741
>Why are you acting like a total fucking retard?
Hes baiting you and youre a fucking idiot so you fell for it

>>212346647
>the americans beg for mercy
not really. Andrew Jackson fucking ratio'd the bongs in New Orleans. 13 Americans dead vs 2,500 dead bong bitches fed to the dogs and the livestock
>>212346749
bongland got assraped by egyptions and lost the suez canal to a bunch of egyptions in like a month

>>212346741
bongland is irrelevant you gay retard, you have never been relevant. no one cares about your gay bong island and no one ever will, faggot
>>212346784
top kek

I'm Proud to be an American, where at least I have AC
And I won't forget the bongs who died like bitches in the heatwave of '03

>>212346647
>>212346898
absolutely this. complete decimation by an army that was mostly just commoners and criminals. bong military has always been embarrassing.

England has literally never won a single war in it's entire existence, and was literally built for Big Norse Cock

>>212347205

We have defeated every country in war. Name one and i'll show you.

>>212342340
Trump asked for an Audit of USAID during his first term and the USAID staff refused the President's orders.
The entire hive refused his orders.

>>212347381
The United States of America.

>>212346155
>And Braveheart, moronic Scottish nationalism comes from a Hollywood movie
I'm pretty sure it comes from those cultural movements around the 50s and 60s with the revival of gaelic language

>>212347548

War of 1812. Burned down washington and made sure the United States never got their hands on canada.

>>212347675
>1815
>wars over
>ger BTFO by a rag tag army in New Orleans
>never fuck with US shippers again

>>212343817
wrong

>>212338250 (OP)
>only memorable character from it is the cartoonishly evil Brit
Lol. Lmao even.

>>212347680
Kek

So much seething; I love this country.

>>212347895
That dude was the General Hux of the British Empire

>>212347381
The USA.

>>212347675
bongs got ratio'd at new orleans and the US secured the hemisphere and ended bong slavery of American sailors
>>212347860
nah, I'm right, fagolio

>>212346784
You will purchase the over priced grey crack just like the orientals bought the opium.

>>212347745
>>212348177

>still fighting after the war is over

yes we understand that americans are retards. next question

>>212348177
>the US secured the hemisphere

>Canada is merely a matter of marching
lmao

Imagine losing you freedoms on Independence Day
Stupid mutts

>>212348790
what are you talking about retardo?
>>212348689
there is nothing good in canada. bongs handed over alaska and washington state and did not make another incursion in our half of the planet. we also secured the mississippi and the ohio river valley

>>212348478
you should tell that to the 2,500 bongs who got ratio'd and fed to the pigs at new orleans

>>212349055

No problem. You would ratio yourself in half a century anyways for something we worked out without having a declaration of independence.

>>212346481
he's not wrong though. america doesn't really have a culture that isn't some form of corporatist, consumerist vision of people out competing each other in the name of capitalism. america doesn't have history and is more or less just a footnote in western capitalist history. in a way america is still living in the colonial era. america isn't a nation state with proud history its more like an encapsulation of globalism

>>212349527
you are a fucking retard, America has culturally dominated you. all the films, movies, vidya, music even your language is American
>>212349444
>Americans fought after the war reee
yeah only 13 Americans died vs thousands of bongs
>muh civil war reeeeeee

>>212349586
those are all forms of consumerism. and i think if you brought up literature you'll find out most of the all time greats are european or british. hg wells. tolkien. fleming. hitchcock, all have more lasting legacy than anything currently available that is seen predominantly as american inventions. also japan invented the modern videogames and arguably the modern superhero films before you bring up more bad examples.

Say what you will about America but without us you'd all be speaking German.

>>212349730
Hemingway, steinbeck, dickenson, fitzgerald, twain, poe, salinger, steven king, vonnegut, kerouac, seuss, eliot, bradbury, hunter s thompson, baum, rand
you live on the island of irrelevancy

>>212338250 (OP)
this movie FUCKS

>>212340012
>smash burgers
Isn’t this what they tell Haitians when they arrive in the US?

>>212339466
>Posting an Englishman
Shiggy diggy.

Is this the only movie where somebody gets stabbed with the American flag

>>212338739
that's not how my history remembers it

>>212346792
>>industrial revolution
>>agricultural revolution
So it was you, motherfucker

>>212350997
you think jon hamm is a bong?

>>212338250 (OP)
no you

>>212338250 (OP)
watched this for the first time today, it made me want to nuke england. if it were made today it wouldve been a trilogy which it deserves to be. 10/10, now one of my favorites

We're watching Team America World Police over on brettygood dot com

>>212340427
They don't have the self respect to actually be an independent country. They were GIVEN autonomy mainly because Britain quite literally just didn't give a fuck about them anymore.
Again though, since Canadians don't have self-respect, they claim that they were the ones who fought that war as if they haven't been an irrelevant addendum for their entire history. It's pretty much just stolen valor, them trying to steal some of Britain's Ws because they don't have any of their own.

>>212348478
>yes we understand that americans are retards. next question
Brits were on the offense for the battle of New Orleans. Messages from Europe take time especially with all the tea breaks. The result was an absolute slaughter by an ethnically diverse army headed by an ethnic cleanser.

The message it sent was clear. Dont attempt to reclaim your empire south of canada.

what a horrible hatchet job of history this film is

>>212353940
That image is of Jon Hamm as Haytham Kenway, an Englishman. If you had any sense you would know that.