Why are there so few Viking kinos?

>>212343789 (OP)
The people running Hollywood aren't fans of the region.

>>212343789 (OP)
women have always been whores

>>212343789 (OP)
No one wants to see whites acting like niggers

>>212344401
AYO HOL UP

>>212343789 (OP)
>bronze age
>vikings

>>212343789 (OP)
>clearly the attire of a child
>puts it on an adult model

>>212344610
She was around 15 when she died.

>>212344599
this really happened btw

>>212344656
>attire of a child from the 10th century where lack of nutrition was common and you don’t know when you’ll get your next meal
>the picture of a modern woman pumped with steroids, GMO and trans fats to fit the ideal size of a golem

>>212344796
I'd pump her full of non-GMO ingredients, if you get what I'm referring to.

>>212344796
>10th century
It's from 1400 BCE or so.

>>212344859
This. Cavemen were swole as fuck.

>>212344859
the mods nuked the previous bronze age thread because someone was posting images of mycenaean women with the tits out

Vikings confirmed neuron activation enjoyers

>>212344734
Excuse me, mate were you there? No? Well, shut the fuck up then

Cast them.

>showing off her vulgar sexy tummy
fucking tummysluts

>>212344963

>>212344927
that was a good thread
of course the jannies were upset

>>212344796
Egtved Girl was 5'3
>diet mostly protein since carbohydrates were harder to obtain
>physically demanding lifestyle
>free from the various synthetic toxic sludges pumped into our food that we take for granted today
she would have been BUILT

>>212344963
First recorded gay bashing

>>212345112
lmao

>>212345091
Average Danish girl

Can bronze age people really be called vikings? Isn’t she from the bell breaker culture or something?

>>212345197
No, it's later. Nordic Bronze Age is its own thing, it's post-Beaker.

>>212344401
>muh dick
>muh axe
Why are white people like this?

>>212344366
In prechristian paganism, no one actually cared about women being "whores". Literally no one. Go look it up, only jews gave a shit about women being "loyal". Even the so called based trad japs were notorious for their women sleeping around. Virginity was not seen as a good thing in women. That came later after Christianity was brought over.
Most men didn't even give a shit if their women were getting railed while they were out hunting or whatever. And if they did, they turned a blind eye to it.

>>212345501
So what you're saying is that Christians are right for seeing that females acting like whores is a horrible thing and that's why civilization has evolved so much?

>>212345501
there's literally no mammal species where multiple males share the same female, unless those males are brothers. if you think this happened in humans you are just retarded.

danish girls are alcoholics
swedish girls are blacked beyond repair
finnish girls are crazy
iceland and greenland are incest
norwegian girls are pure

>>212344957
>Excuse me, mate were you there?
Yes. Who do you think recorded the video?

>>212345617
are these supposed be negatives?

For all you history nerds. No one cares. old people time like eygpt or the vikings or whatever are all the same.
People like me and Christopher nolan know its more important to get the visual right. Not worrying if someone is called homoereticus or used a certain type of bronze or wooden sword or whatever. Just give them a shield and film them looking good.
If you want to be a boring history fagot go read a book and leve kino to us

>>212345606
And animals cannibalise each other all the time and eat their own shit
Why do we care about what "mammals" do you evotard?

>>212345981
males not tolerating other males fucking their females when they can help it is a consequence of causality the same way that small pebbles ending up at the bottom of the bag is; it's just physics. if this concept is too hard for you to understand when there's more than one variable involved then just accept that and stop expressing your stupid opinions.

>>212344963
Me on the left

>>212346092
My larger point being physics is one thing, and comparing ourselves to beasts is a whole other ball park being a silly billy.

>>212344796
nordics are savage beasts

>>212344963
> every serial killer movie ever in a nutshell.

>>212345501
Wrong on all accounts.

>>212343789 (OP)
PHWOOAR.

>>212346368
Go look at any neo paganism revival group. Promiscuity is highly promoted among other naughty things 4chan prudes like (You) will throw a hissy fit at.
Anyone that does practice chastity to any extent are aping off of abrahamic religions.

>>212346475
neopagans worship a made up fantasy version of a dead religion that they make feminist in character and thus they and it are faggots all

>>212346475
>Go look

I'm looking at my own biological reaction to infidelity. It makes me irrationally angry. Why would I have this trait if not for all my ancestors also? I'm not religious.

>we wuz viKANGZ
It's always amusing to watch you faggots prove you're just the same as niggas

>>212346651
yes they did have the trait
northern european tribes were noted for being monogamous by the romans and also virtuously loyal to their spouses
they would also sink homos into bogs under giant wicker baskets and stones so no one would see their shame
>>212346754
saar pls redeem saar

>>212346780
They also fucked animals.

>>212346780
They also fucked like animals.

>>212345501
Wrong. Every pre-Christian society in Europe stigmatized promiscuity, especially for women.
Maybe it's different where you're from, but Ancient Greeks, Romans, Pagan Northern Europeans, and Vikings all tied a woman's virtue and value to her chastity.

>>212346780
>northern european tribes
I said nothing about being northern european. How did you know I was northern european?

>>212346651
You react that way because you grew up with Disney (tm) pretending that girls are innocent princesses and save themselves for a valiant prince (all of which is based on christkike medeival lore).
Without christkikery, your feelings are unfounded. If your woman uses protection, why should it matter if she "cheats" (christkike word btw). And so what if she gets preggo, kill the spawn when it comes out of the womb.

>>212346992
trvke nvth

>>212346780

>>212345501
This mensch had his bris

>>212346992
the central myth to the age of knights that valiant prince is based on is Arthurian legend which is pagan in origin and nature
>If your woman uses protection, why should it matter if she "cheats"
obvious troll is obvious
>>212347028
samefag
>>212347100
saaar pls saaar do not redeem the gift card saaarrrrr

>>212346992
>You react that way because you grew up with Disney

Wrong again.

>>212345606
Male member of species definitely love raising other males children. Very rational understanding of cost and investment, fellow goyim

>>212343789 (OP)
Hitler liked vikings so now we all have to pretend that 50% of denmark was africians.

>>212347100
>>212347134
How do paganlarpers deal with the discovery that the vikings were muslim?

>>212346992
>You react that way because you grew up with Disney (tm) pretending that girls are innocent princesses and save themselves for a valiant prince

I grew up with girls tugging my pants, begging me to fuck them.

>>212345501
>everybody was super chill before christ
>literally the first thing you had to teach these supposedly chill people was "don't kill your neighbor"

????

>>212347196
same way as the "trans warrior grave" they found
by ignoring the feminist scholars from sweden who put forward the gay theories

>>212346887
>>212346924
Cleverly, the larpagans ignored this.

>>212346992
>fuck indiscriminately
>kill babies
gee, i wonder who's behind this post

>>212347399
you're indian

>>212344963
crypto-incel

>>212344599
pippi langstrumpf?

>>212344963
You just know this guy had a cave full of tranny cave paintings.

>>212344963
>gay sex between man and weird dinosaur humanoid interrupted by axe killer

>>212344599
Damn, she's got some skill to catch the axe like that. Shame her wrist strength was too low to stop it from cutting her hair.

>>212347549
Yeah, none of that happens in judaism. Only promoted for the retard goyim "whites" (You)

>>212346992
We can sift our genetic data and cross compare to identify if promiscuity/adultery occurred, and then use that to estimate the frequency of these things.
They were very rare, not the norm. Your brain is rotted by current society.
>>212347100
The norse also crossed the atlantic, settled the most inhospitable places, made complex metal objects, etc. Most importantly, the northern europeans made massive advancements in every way. We owe modern technology to northern europeans. If tomorrow africans unveiled groundbreaking new inventions, people would stop teasing them about their huts.
>>212347196
That was debunked

>>212344963
>man with big penis kiss other man with big penis and head penis
>man with small penis kill
tale as old as time

>>212347752
I was alluding to satan, why are you bringing up jews?

>>212344610
This, it's clothes for someone 5 nothing, why is a tall whore wearing it.

>>212347810
"I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan"
Revelation 2:9

>>212347762
Northern Europeans were savages in mud huts until they got colonized by Rome

>>212343789 (OP)
Midriffs are blood memory.

>>212343789 (OP)
I choose to believe viking women really did flaunt the sides of their tummies with belts

>>212347922
saaaaaaaaaarrr

>>212343789 (OP)
They make Vikingschlock all the time. Aren't you morons tired of it yet? It's literally niggers: white edition. What else do you want?
>we went from antiquity and medieval period movies to vikingschlock because it's cheaper
It's your fault.

>>212347100
ok retard

>>212347922
Uh-huh.

>>212347922
The northern europeans invented wonders greater than those of Rome.
Whites colonized Africa too. Have they invented wonders greater than Rome?

>>212347898
In the 1st century, every religious assembly, Christian, Jewish, or otherwise, was commonly referred to as a “synagogue” (Greek synagōgē just means "assembly"). This wasn't a jab at Judaism as a whole, but a critique of a specific group. Reading “synagogue of Satan” as an attack on all Jews or Judaism is like thinking someone criticizing the “Church of Satan” today is attacking all churches or Christianity in general. It’s that absurd.

>>212348012
Yes, eventually the Germanic barbarians invaded Rome, destroyed civilization, and thereby began the dark ages.

>>212348145
>dark ages

>>212343789 (OP)
Vikings weren't around then

>>212347964

>>212348145
Germanic CHADS destroyed an evil empire of violent conquest, mass slavery, and despotic emperors. Sounds pretty based to me. No need to thank us, pooromans.

>>212348103
oh yeah except for the part right before "synagogue" where it says they "SAY THEY ARE JEWS"

>>212347248
Was that before or after Christians taught people to accept trans people?

>>212348175
i could smell you through your posts ranjesh

>>212348145
It's called the dark ages because we don't know much about it, not because civilization was destroyed.

>>212348209
That phrase - “those who say they are Jews and are not”- actually reinforces that this isn't an attack on Jews as a whole. It's calling out a specific group falsely claiming a Jewish identity, likely for social, political, or religious clout.
It’s not saying “real Jews = synagogue of Satan.” It’s saying “this group claims to be Jewish but is acting in a way that’s hostile to God's work.” That kind of language was common in internal religious disputes at the time. Early Christians (many of whom were Jews themselves) used similar rhetoric against rival factions, just like the prophets did in the Hebrew Bible.

>>212347993
These are Christian churches built a couple hundred years after the Viking era (built mostly in the 1100's - 1300's) and all the standing ones in the modern worlds are based off a single example from the 1800's . Originals weren't nearly as tall or elaborate

>>212348275
We don't know much about it because civilization was destroyed. Literacy tanked, records vanished, and infrastructure fell apart. We don’t know much about it because the systems that preserved knowledge were destroyed.

>>212343789 (OP)
>>212344332

There are literally four long running series about vikangz made in the last ten years.
Apart from series, a few recent movies about Vikings include The Northman (2022), The Last Kingdom: Seven Kings Must Die (2023), The Last Viking (2025), and of course the upcoming How to Train Your Dragon live-action remake (2025).

>>212346754
you do the niggery AWAY, not where you live

>>212348286
or it could be about the pharisees who follow the babylonian talmud and betrayed their fellow jews to follow eastern mystery religions and enrich themselves
those same priests who let moneylenders use the temple for business
those same priests who turned him over to the romans
it's obviously about jews anon, but in the modern context we could say ashkenazim from europe are those claiming to be jews but are not and are indeed a synagogue of satan and this would also be correct

>>212343789 (OP)
>1370 BC
>vikings
mutt moment

There's no reason to believe the outfit was so slutty.

>>212348479
what's slutty about it

>>212348479
It was. See:
>>212345449
It's why Bronze Age Nords had constant erection.

>>212348309
We've found the foundations of massive wooden buildings from pre-Christian northern europe.
>>212348344
Decentralization meant there was no record keeping. That's it. Bureaucracy =/= civilization.
Social changes in the dark ages meant literacy rates were higher in the Medieval period than in the Greco-Roman world, technology improved, etc.

>>212345501
>>212345587
>>212345606
>>212346368
>>212346969

Historically speaking, society was against whoring mainly for economic reasons. Families needed legitimate heirs to inherit property and wealth after death.

>>212348513
well for one there's a slut inside of it

>>212343789 (OP)
Holy shit, SEX!

>>212348562
circular logics

>>212343789 (OP)
The recreation looks nothing like the actual clothes

>>212344401
You're the one acting like a nigger if you're that fucking ignorant.

>>212348558
to simplify it further, the ability to have children makes women the most important resource of all
if you have none the tribe goes extinct
if other tribes take all of yours the tribe goes extinct
you capture women and the tribe lives on
your protect your women the tribe lives on

>>212343789 (OP)
Even Vikings were fucking coomers, damn!

>>212343789 (OP)
That's about 2000 years before the viking age.

>>212348589
does the outft seem slutty in >>212343789 (OP) in the pic on the left?
no, because there's not a slut in it

>>212348479
There's no evidence she didn't wear a nordic hijab and burka which simply weren't included in the burial.

>>212348661
what do you mean 'even'? they werent know for chasity

>>212348175
people were starting to farm in 4000bc

>>212348145
>muh civilization couldn't withstand a bunch of German "forest people"
Wasn't much of a civilization then, pastanigger.

>>212348175
Civilisation started where there were rivers and where it was warm.

>>212348695
I think it's moreso the fat distribution in the second pic seeming more feminine compared to the first as both have pretty neutral postures.

>>212348513

>>212345000

>>212348761
They started in specifically river valleys as in the summer months the ice in the mountains would melt and widen the river, it helped a lot with early irrigation.

>>212345501
Juvenal 6

>>212348740
Not white people.

>>212349004
ok rajesh

>>212348557
>literacy rates were higher in the Medieval period than in the Greco-Roman world
Why didn't they write books then

>>212343789 (OP)
the second americans stop using "viking" as a catch all eras of scandinavia prior to the enlightenment. its very annoying to me that you all think we were skyrim people until like 1850.
t. norwegian

>>212349056
>its very annoying to me that you all think we were skyrim people until like 1850
Be a lot cooler if you were.

>>212348286
Are you saying that Jesus, a Jew from the country of Jewdaea who lived amongst other Jews, had arguments with people who were.... Jewish?
I am sure that means that he was an antisemite!

>>212349056
I mean.... a lot of Europe was like that. There were few rich,but small cities but most people lived in villages, doing farming.

>>212344963
Lmaoing@ first recorded instance of dicklet rage

>>212348558
No, you've got your causality mixed up. There were financial consequences to whoring because it undermines natural sexuality and family structure. If it were primarily an economic concern, peasants wouldn't have maintained the same value in chastity as the rich.
Genetic studies show that controlling for environmental stress removes the promiscuity gap between classes. Society is against whores primarily because they're damaged, not because of economics.
>>212349046
They did.

>>212349111
yes, but the term viking denotes a very specific type of person and era. not the culture and society as a whole. it was only around for roughly 300 years

>>212349087
meant as a response to: >>212348445

>>212343789 (OP)
Lmao they didnt have to give her such big milkers

reminder they dug up a viking burial ground and 50% of them were women.

>>212348479
>injecting the modern conception of "sluttiness" to bronze age garb
insanely cringe and gay

>>212349111
That's not what a Viking is. Vikings were a specific class of people. The Norse, or Northmen, were early medieval people like you describe.

>>212349160
On this, you're right. The word "Vikang" has a specific meaning that has been used incorrectly too many times.
Klausti „ChatGPT“

>>212348175
Indians always use Ai because none of them are competent lmao

>>212349203
because the men were all taken to valhalla

>>212346887
You're thinking of muslims.

the final blackpill is that language, agriculture, clothing, technology and industrialisation were all mistakes that have spiritually damned us

>>212349514
Vikings were muslim

>>212343789 (OP)
They were tummy sluts even back then? I fucking knew it.

>>212349546
The only mistakes are the ones you make with the time you're given.

>>212349162
>>212349087
jesus was born in judea yes but not all the jews of the region or time were truly indigenous to that land or the religion
the pharisees had fled fallen babylon and brought their own foreign beliefs from babylon back to judea to rule over other jews with
jesus was born into the living and organic faith of the jews, the pharisees were a foreign priest caste fleeing a falling empire and trying to rule over their ancestral home despite not truly belonging there
sounds familiar doesnt it?

>>212346754
>raiding other villages
>looting your own village
is that concept to difficult to grasp?

>>212347100
Norse buildings were on par or better than the rest of Europe. The main reason we don't have a lot of surviving examples is that they were made of wood, because wood is necessary to insulate against the cold.

>>212348309
Many were built at the end of the viking age, or a few decades after, and there are parts that survive to this day. One example would be the Urnes portal. The ones who built them also tended to include carvings of Odin and the other Norse gods, because many hadn't actually converted, while others mixed their old beliefs with the new ones, something that lasted for centuries, and that we still see traces of today.
As for the carpentry skills the vikings had, you need look no further than the viking ships. Aside from how well-constructed and ornate they were, they were also the best ships in the world for several centuries, despite Scandinavia being very sparsely populated due to the climate and landscape.

>>212347100
cope

>>212349773
That’s pure revisionist nonsense with zero basis in real history.

The Pharisees didn’t “flee Babylon” or bring in “foreign beliefs.” They were a Jewish religious movement that developed within Judea during the Second Temple period. Their teachings were rooted in the Torah and traditions that had been evolving in the land for centuries. They weren’t a foreign caste, they were local scholars, teachers, and legal experts, many of whom were respected by the Jewish population.

Also, Judaism didn’t have a single “pure” version that Jesus followed and the Pharisees corrupted. There were multiple sects - Pharisees, Sadducees, Essenes, and others.

>>212343789 (OP)

>modern

Should would not have boobs like that.

>>212349981
>jews fleeing fallen babylon and returning to judea is revisionist
their own histories say this this and the definitive version of the talmud is from babylon
and the other sects were destroyed by the pharisees as they were competition
and yes they did have a pure version of the religion, it was the active practice of ethnic jews in worshipping their god in the manner of their fathers that was then perverted with priestly nonsense from foreign jews who inserted themselves as the true authority

what's the point in discussing ancient talmud when only recent one counts. some of you might be more well versed than the average jew.

>>212350175
You're just stringing together half-truths.
Yes, Jews returned from Babylonian exile, that’s not infiltration, that’s literally part of Jewish history and identity. They didn’t “insert themselves,” they rebuilt the Temple, reestablished religious life, and preserved Judaism after catastrophic exile. That’s not foreign rule, that’s survival.
The Babylonian Talmud was compiled centuries later, during a time when most Jews lived in exile, because Rome had crushed Judea. That doesn’t make it “foreign”, it makes it Jewish continuity in exile.
The idea of a "pure" form of Judaism that the Pharisees corrupted is total myth. Judaism has always had debate, diversity, and evolution. The Pharisees didn’t destroy the other sects - the Romans did. The Pharisees’ ideas survived because they adapted and kept the tradition alive.

>>212350206
because the really powerful and rich evangelical christians and jews (like miriam adelson) believe the texts literally, especially orthodox jews
just like there are fundamentalist christians and muslims there are fundamentalist jews too

>>212345449
>muh beak
>muh turtle's shell
>muh 10ft long digitigrade legs

>>212344656
That's adult

>>212350365
kys

>>212350270
and like I wrote, recents count most. not like they made many changes on shiksas lol.

>>212345182
Thats an american tourist lmao

>>212343789 (OP)
Nobody cares about Vikangs anymore Ahmed

>>212350416
sureee Sven

>>212350455
This is the first time Ive ever been called white on here. Im honored.

>>212343789 (OP)
I wish we could go back in time and see for ourselves how these people looked and lived. There's so much in our history we just have no idea about and are only guessing. We'll never know, I find it sad.

>>212350249
>You're just stringing together half-truths.
likewise, and you spin it just enough to be pro-semitic
if you're pretending that babylonian jews and local indigenous judeans didn't fight over political dominance you are lying by omission
and the other sects (saduccees in particular) cooperated with the romans and the pharisees did not, which led to the pharisees calling the other sects illegitimate roman collaborators
when the second temple fell the saduccees fell off the history books but the pharisees didnt
why would romans get rid of their own priest collaborators and leave a bunch of the most treacherous priests alive?

I think the Northman is ok but it's only a 7/10 film and feels too dramatic for me
The 13th Warrior was pure garbage and I haven't seen Valhalla Rising yet
What I want is television and movies inspired by the Sagas of Icelanders
I propose a 60 minute telemovie based on Olkofra saga but idk which actors you'd get
I'd want Norwegians speaking Norwegian but apparently Norwegian actors are terrible so maybe you'd need to get Swedes?
I love Danish actors but idk if it'd sound right

>>212350631
Yes, there were political and theological tensions among Jewish groups, no one’s denying that. But that’s not proof of some foreign Pharisee takeover; it's proof that Judaism was a diverse, living tradition with internal debate just like every major religion.

The Sadducees disappeared after the Temple's destruction because their entire identity was tied to it. They were the priestly aristocracy; once the Temple was gone, their role was irrelevant. The Pharisees survived not because they were "treacherous" but because their teachings worked outside the Temple, in homes, in synagogues, in exile. That’s why rabbinic Judaism, built on Pharisaic ideas, became the foundation of Jewish continuity.

As for the Romans - Rome didn't "spare" the Pharisees. Rome crushed Judea, murdered rabbis, banned Jewish practices, and razed Jerusalem. The Pharisees didn't survive because they were traitors, they survived because they adapted, recorded oral law, and led dispersed communities.

>>212350634
>The 13th Warrior was pure garbage
Immediately kill yourself you pleb

>>212344859
>BCE
Remove yourself.

>>212345606
birds that "mate for life" like crows actually have affairs. seriously.

>>212344859
>BCE
Mondo Cringe

>>212348479
>>212343789 (OP)
>6 rocks, 6 spears and 6 days food supply only
>subscribe to my OnlyGrugs

>>212350634
>wanting Norwegians speaking Norwegian in an Icelandic Saga
Full retard.

>>212350998
Bruh. Icelandic is old norwegian.

>>212350416
Americans don't vacation in Denmark.

>>212349056
The average person thinks that a Viking looks like this

>>212350740
4/10 film
I expected a lot because Jackson Crawford recommended it but I find myself bored within 40 minutes
The start promised a lot but then it just keeps getting worse and worse
>>212350998
I like how Norwegian sounds, simple as

>>212351077
Icelandic is the closest we've got to the language spoken in those days because they were isolated and didn't change from outside influences, like Swedish, Danish and Norwegian did. So the obvious language choice for anything to do with Norse stories is Icelandic.

>>212351352
Yes but you aren't going to get entire casts full of native Icelandic speakers and eventually you're going to have non-Icelanders do terrible attempts at Icelandic or even worse they're going to decide that it should just be in English

>>212351198
At least there's braids in his hair and beard. It drives me nuts how many shows and movies have them with unkempt hair and beards when it's one of the few things we know they liked to take care of and make fancy. It also annoys me when some Austen-era or Victorian era show have the women wearing their hair down, maybe in a ponytail. Give me the intricate hairstyles that the people spent hours on damn it!

>>212351496
Yeah well you're going to run into that problem with Norwegian, Swedish or Danish as well but with the added problem of it sounding nothing like the Norse did anyway, so there's no point in trying for fidelity. Every time they try to do that they end up with a bunch of people speaking a hodgepodge of Scandinavian because they can't find enough Norwegians or Swedes or Danes that can act well enough to fill the entire roster with only one language. So since we're doing dream ideas either way you might as well go with Icelandic.

Germanics landed on the moon. I can forgive them for destroying the Roman empire.

>>212351682
Swedish and Danish television seems to be able to get enough actors in for their television shows
They don't need to be stars, just get them from acting schools or television actors

>>212345501
Nigga never heard of the vestal virgins

>>212344599
Rape walls are real?

>>212344963
Ancient NTR

>>212348241
In this case, "eunuch" is being used metaphorically to describe a sexless man. Choosing to "live like eunuchs" means choosing to be without sex, which is basically the opposite of what trannies preach.

>>212352074
Sure it does, chuddie.

There's no reason to think that was a crop top and the skirt wasn't knee length, whoever did this is a coomer.

>>212344599
great film, i love the battle at the end

>>212352147
Storm The Castle Scene | THE VIKINGS (1958) Movie CLIP HD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LFW2OjAamU

>>212344599

>>212350998
islandsk er i hovedsak gammel-norsk, egentlig. islendere er avstammet fra nordmenn og språket er egentlig ganske lignende
>>212351198
i know its so fucking funny. people will think they are so smart for saying "ermmm actually vikings didnt have horned helmets!!!" yet they still think vikings were these leather armor wearing throatsingers that would run in dual wielding axes and shit. fucking retarded lmao

>>212352218
>>212352317
Reminder there was a black viking in that film and that was in the fucking 50s

>>212351839
Vestal Virgins had so much power and are remembered precisely because their situation was so completely different from the norm, anon.

>>212347100

>>212349782
The irony of your post

You truly don't see how whites and blacks both cheat, lie, steal, and kill. You defend whites no matter how terrible, the exact same as blacks who defend blacks no matter how terrible. You're part of the problem.

>>212352368
>islandsk er i hovedsak gammel-norsk, egentlig. islendere er avstammet fra nordmenn og språket er egentlig ganske lignende
old norwegian isn't modern norwegian, you don't understand shit of icelandic nor an icelander a shit of norwegian

>>212352385
that was just a little banter

>>212346924
Based. I want a blonde Bronze Age gf who takes the knot.

>>212352585
You obviously don't speak either if you think this.
There are multiple commonalities.

>>212352368
Jaha så nu ska dom alla skådespelarna inte bara prata norska utan på något sätt gammel-norska? Varför i helvete inte bara köra med isländska, som vi vet har ändrats minst av alla dom skandinaviska språken? Dom kan ju för helvete läsa dom isländska sagorna från tusen år sen utan att översätta något, medans alla andra länder har "gammel"-versioner av sitt språk precis för att det har ändrats så mycket att man inte kan förstå dom gamla skrifterna utan studier och översättningar.

>>212352631
okay? there are multiple commonalities between them and german as well. doesn't mean knowing one lets to speak the other. what a dumbass argument

>>212352585
who the fuck are you to say what i do and dont understand, especially as you are a foreigner? i understand roughly 30%, which i would say is pretty good for a language thats been virtually frozen in time for 800 years.

>>212352585
Danish is the closest to Icelandic.

>>212344927
cringe behaviour
>>212327891
>You’ve seen the Egtved woman documentary on YouTube with uncensored boobs, yes?

>It’s allowed because it’s educational.

They're censored, you lied. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRqwwUjAeEY (19min)

I already hate SLICE for censoring tribal tits in their other docs. Literally thousands of other videos proving that it's not necessary but the clowns do it anyway.

>>212352385
Well, Kirk Douglas is a jew.
That said, the landscape in the background looks Norwegian. I'm guessing Hardangerfjorden.

>>212343789 (OP)
Because the Vikings were really just pirates.

>>212352848
Is this documentary worth watching otherwise?

>>212346780
>they would also sink homos into bogs under giant wicker baskets and stones so no one would see their shame
I've never understood why people keep making this claim about bog bodies being fag executions. Did you all get it from some youtube video or something? Not only can we obviously not know the sexual orientation of bog bodies or why they were killed, but we also know they sacrificed things of great values to the bogs. In fact the amount of bog sacrifices far outweigh the number of bog bodies. Or were the expensive new swords and tools that they clearly broke on purpose and threw in the bogs in some kind of ritual also homosexual somehow and in need of being hidden so no one could see the shameful fagswords the tribe had made? If there was ever a bog body that could be 100% determined to be gay then the prevailing evidence around sacrifices of precious things in bogs would suggest that fags were highly revered, if anything.

>>212352934
I just skipped to the scenes, thank youtube for the heatmap.

>>212353088
i mean, youtube is quite fucky sometimes. ive seen videos that need to censor the statue of david too because youtubes retarded jeet system detects it as le epic porn for some reason. its not really slice's fault.

>>212352833
you don't understand shit bro, southerners can't even understand middle-norwegian dialects today, you're fucking delusional

>>212352934
>>212353088
>>212353132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8z_6zypvbQ
The version on this channel seems to be uncensored. Time to find the alternative channel for the tribal stuff I guess.

>>212353197
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country
bastards

>>212343789 (OP)
we had the north
man. totally awesome flick. none of you faggots supported the film.

>>212353155
du vet da faen meg ingenting. jeg er vestlandsk of forstår de fleste dialekter helt fint. selvfølgelig er det noen vanskelige dialekter sånn som setesdalsk vanskelig, men de fleste er godt forståelig så lenge du ikke er en jævla tilbakestående zoomer byas med lite utsettelse og erfaring med dialekter. jeg kan ikke holde samtale med islendere, men jeg kan forstå en del når jeg leser islandsk.

>>212353155
Nta, but what? Southerners? You mean people living in southern Norway?
If you believe that, you're insane.

Doesn't Norway have a lot of dialects which retained a lot of old vocabulary and phonetics?

>>212353304
stop this already, speak american

>>212353304
Nei, no må du belite deg.

>>212351748
>I can forgive them for destroying the Roman empire.
Destroying the r*mans was based.

>>212353327
>
The protocols contain information about the sounds and forms of over 1,300 different dialects, and for each of these there are approximately 1,800 word and inflectional forms.
yes. its what im trying to explain to this retard here >>212353155

>>212353327
closest you have to fornnordisk language is iceland

>>212353304
>jeg kan ikke holde samtale med islendere, men jeg kan forstå en del når jeg leser islandsk.
uhu
>>212353307
someone should tell all the people I speak in dialect to that they actually understand me after all. my nice lives in oslo and comes up here to see family, taking her friends with her, and they don't understand tons of everyday words. shit, a bunch of words from neighbouring dialects are only understandable from context.

>>212343789 (OP)
ITs preserved and colors burnt down. then why the fuck they make a cosplay with burnt down colors?

>>212353304
>jeg kan ikke holde samtale med islendere, men jeg kan forstå en del når jeg leser islandsk.
men nu snackar vi ju om filmer eller tv serier där dom ska just snacka språket, inte skriva texter du kan sakta lista ut som när man läser tyska.

>>212353467
This is just spamming at this point

>>212353440
Oslo folk forstår forsvinnende lite om resten av landet generelt.

>>212353070
im not claiming all bog bodies are gay executions, im just pointing out a practice among celts/teutons that the romans recorded
from my understanding the lion's share of bog bodies date back to the bronze age with less of them from the iron age so the ritual bog sacrifices predate the roman record by who knows how long and like you said the context of why is gone

>>212345501
>He thinks this is a convincing argument to abandon Christianity and embrace cuckoldry
You aren't going to get people too embrace Atheism by shilling being a cuck.

>>212353467
poenget er at jeg syns det er greit å bruke norsk i en film eller serie om islandske sagaer. er jo best hvis du kan bruke islandske skuespillere som snakker islandsk, men norsk er ikke helt stilistisk upassende heller.

>>212343789 (OP)
I too like gay media.

>>212353546
>celts/teutons
>vikings

>>212344963

>>212345182
Cute!

>>212353478
>>212353340
Let me help you out. There's one Norwegian who's talking a bunch of shit about how Norwegian is basically the same as Icelandic and thus the Norse language and therefore the best language for a movie or show about the Norse, all because he can understand about 30% of a text written in Icelandic. Then you've got some other Norwegians/Swedes telling him he's stupid for pretending like the Norwegian language is as unchanged as Icelandic is, with all of them understanding each other. If an Icelandic anon starting writing his fairy language in the thread then this mutual intelligibility between languages would come to a crashing halt.

>>212343789 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8I0gM7EvY4
When will people start to make colored clothes in ancient shit? Its like the first thing people do when they become at least somewhat developed.

>>212345182
That's not danish that's the whole bakery...

>>212353767
i think the average norseman did not actually have that much access to dyes. it was mainly the seafarers that ventured into europe and the mediterranean that wore flamboyant clothing

>>212347100
>1066 vs 2025

>>212353327
Norway has a ridiculous amount of different dialects, especially for such a small country. It's not just the broad geographical differences, but you also have dialects within counties and even within cities.
However, it's very rare that a dialect is hard to understand these days. Up until a generation or two ago there were dialects right outside the cities that were hard to understand for most city dwellers, and small settlements in the fjords were known for speaking in dialects that were so heavy that they just sounded like gibberish. It wasn't just the accent, but words and grammar.
I suppose some of the extreme dialects still exist here and there, considering I've come across them, but I remember it was far more common back in the 90s than today.
The 90s really felt like the tail end for a lot of things, culturally speaking, and not just in Norway.

>>212348594
Hollyweird fears this

>>212353719
I'm disappointed you didn't go to the effort of making the shadow look like the axe man in the cave painting.
That would've gotten a lot of (yous).

>>212353197
As as with cleopatra documentary. literally put some actress on background to do random shit with zero relevance to dictors and guests.

>>212353440
Who cares about Oslo? De er reservesvensker.

>>212353644
there was a cultural gradiency in the iron age from celtic into germanic from gaul to the rhine, with celtic tribes in eastern gaul being as warlike as the germanics/teutons, even though there's a linguistic difference they shared a lot of commonalities
the belgae tribe in particular were basically celtic and germanic to the romans
the vikings are also the descendants of the same germanic culture that settled in ancient germania, and specifically because of scandinavian expansion into continental europe during the bronze age
northern euro tribes were very big on settling new lands when their populations prospered and got too large, they'd send men out towards the frontiers of their territory to settle or plunder what they could and then eventually start bringing in the wagons (or boats) and the women and really colonizing the new lands

>>212353843
Just using things like nettles will give you more vibrant green colours than anything you see in Hollywood. You're not going to get royal purple or anything like that, sure, but you'll get plenty of strong yellows and greens from stuff that grows in the North. But who are we kidding? They'll never stop having Norsemen who wear random pieces of fur slung over their shoulder with a bunch of black and brown studded leather shit all over their forearms and chest.

The /pol/ posters in this thread shall be made to ride the Mare Of Steel.

>>212353294
It started off really great, but fell off as it progressed.

>>212348175
>AI slop

Good morning sar

>>212353995
Hollywood fears this.

>>212353843
Green Blue and Yellow was common and rather easy to make even yourself.

>>212344963
yeah yeah dicks, but what the fuck is up with those legs? All the other stuff is rudimentary straight lines and shit but then for the legs the knees and calves are emphasised so hard it look like the guy on the right has goat legs.

>>212354073
dont forget the dirt. they need to be covered in grime and dirt like they clean chimneys and live with pigs.

>>212354083
Looks more like an elephant than a mare to me

>>212354204
Those are just prehistoric scanlines, retard. Do you know anything?

>>212348175
>being so inept that you can't even make another shitty soijak comic without AI holding your hand
how grim

>>212345501
Shalom!

>>212354247
>mfw the American version of Ghosts has a running joke that the Norse ghost reeks of wolf piss because he walked around covered in it to scare off bears
>meanwhile the ghost that literally shit himself to death doesn't stink of shit, except for when he uses his ghost power to walk through people and everyone nearby smells a horrible fart

>>212353843
It's literally the opposite, you fag. The Norse greatly valued colorful clothing, and while the rare dyes had to be traded for and were primarily available to the upper class and professional warriors, that doesn't mean the general population didn't dye their clothes in whatever colors they had available.
The whole grey and brown shit is a myth, not just for the Norse, but for medieval Europe as a whole.

>>212344963
What am I looking at? why does middle guys tail go away from him?

>>212354576
Look at the middle guy's head. What, you don't know who Giger is?

>>212345501
Yeah. We know. This is a christian board and moreover a christian website. Reddit is the gaytheist/larpagan website.
Why don't you crawl back into whatever neopagan cuck discord you came from.

>>212354761
Why reply to the jew? They're so notoriously unfaithful to their race and religion that most ashkenazi look like ugly white people with curly hair and hook noses. A lot of them even have blue eyes.

>>212353818
LAMO

>>212354526
>but for medieval Europe as a whole.
Hell, it holds true for North America as well. It's nuts how often they bring up the whole "they loved glass beads!" thing, but then still have the Indians just wear plain light brown leather clothes and small nondescript necklaces that are barely visible because they colours are so dull. Even tribes that were famous for their weaving only ever have a few dull-coloured blankets without intricate designs. Of course they were dying their shit and wearing woven clothes with designs on them and wearing ostentatious beadwork instead of everyone walking around in the same shade of brown leather! That was only maybe a thing for later poorer tribes that had been driven from their lands and were too busy surviving in the new place and warring with settlers to focus on making nice and colourful clothes for their raids. But instead all we get is the same brown leather slop.

>>212343789 (OP)
they didnt have a real written language so we barely know anything from their perspective

The only thing written about the Norse religion was written literally by 1 guy like 300 years after everyone stopped practicing it and converted to Christianity

>>212355030
>they didnt have a real written language
lol

>>212344963

>>212355014
If we're talking about bullshit portrayals in popular culture, I think a bigger issue with the native Americans is the fact that they're all portrayed as peaceful, nature-loving hippies, considering how many tribes were genocidal monsters.
Obviously not all of them were like that, but a lot were, and it was one of the primary reasons that many tribes would ally with the European and white American settlers.
The same goes for central and south America, but to an even greater extent, given that the natives in north America were more nomadic than the ones in the south.

>>212355245
There's way more variation in Indians being portrayed as peaceful tribes or raiding tribes or somewhere inbetween, compared to the Norse that are always just viking assholes raping and pillaging everything they can while laughing and spilling mead into their beard.

>>212353132
>ive seen videos that need to censor the statue of david too because youtubes retarded jeet system detects it as le epic porn for some reason.
Meanwhile searching "hand expression" turns up videos like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghe2LwpVWrQ

>>212346754
top
>invading other groups
bottom
>other group invading us

see the difference?

>BUT YOURE DOING IT TOO!!!
Yes.
>THATS NOT FAIR
Get used to it.
>YOURE JUST LIKE THE BLACKS THOUGH!?
No, because it's my group thriving instead of them. Therefore it's okay.

>>212355446
>more variation in Indians being portrayed as peaceful tribes or raiding tribes or somewhere inbetween
That depends on the era. They used to be generic villains, then they over-corrected due to white guilt, and started portrayed them as peaceful hippies or noble savages, with a handful of exceptions.
As for the vikings, I think it's more divided. They used to be seen as savage raiders, but there were occasional examples of them being portrayed in a positive light, whether it was an attempt at realism or pure fantasy.
However, that Vikings TV show has done irreparable damage to the image of vikings, both from a political and aesthetic perspective.

>>212354252
That's the other end of the horse. And thereby hangs a tail.

>>212348145
How terrible, we wuz Trojans n shit.

>>212343789 (OP)
>1370BC
>vikings
You're like 2000 years early.

>>212344963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7ZqZVunCb4
Heilung made the whole animation about that shit

>>212354083
What the fuck does that even mean in this day and age? A /pol/ poster, I mean. A brown, muslim communist? A subversive jew?

>>212344859
>BCE
You will get what's coming to you.

>>212343789 (OP)
>clearly a belt
>recreation is a thong
Wew

wow such a a television and film thread

>>212356031
when you die there will be nothing

>>212349230
Slut is the oldest profession

>>212346754
vikings weren’t awesome, but I will say they were better than blacks. Blacks didn’t cross the seas in ships they created, with advanced tactics, farming, or weaponry they developed. They just use guns they stole, and poorly. Ever seen the threads on /k/? Confiscated pistols, with random bullets in the magazine. I mean like, .380 in a 9mm kind of mixed up. Retarded shit.

>>212356064
when you die you parents will be happy you're gone lol
fucking retarded seething waste of space
please im begging you, keep coping, keep being mad

>>212355983
Whoever hurt his feelings.

>>212349146
>Genetic studies show that controlling for environmental stress removes the promiscuity gap between classes.
What? What type of study could you even do to make such a farfetched conclusion?

>>212356613
Well, anything but a white nationalist.

>>212343789 (OP)

> FUPA Shield

That's hawt.

>>212356514
How were vikings not awesome? There were about 5 people living in Scandinavia at the time, yet they were great warriors, traders, lawmen and craftsmen, had the best ships of the era, and had an impact far outside Europe's borders.

>>212351879
Have you never seen stockades?

>>212356861
The F in FUPA stands for Fat. It means Fat Upper Pussy Area. She is not fat, nor does she have a FUPA, so it's not a FUPA shield. It's a womb shield.

>>212353567
It's downright peculiar

>>212356866
You're mistaking them for the Normans which were far more accomplished and influential.

>>212344604
I know it says "bronze age" but isn't the Nordic Bronze age something like 400 BC

>>212349546
this is the final blackpill

>>212344963
This guy fucking sucks at drawing.

>>212345182
Huggable.

>>212345501
Nice try, rabbi.

>>212345501
That's a lie and part of the ancient anti-pagan Christian psyops. It tries to portray European pagans as mindless savages with no morals or social structure, that's not true. In fact in Celtic tribes, for example, it was a social taboo to lose virginity before you are 20

>>212353719
i geddit

>>212348309
>no-no we built it!
Christcucks absolutely SEETHE from the magnitude of pagan technological progress. Go back to your sand country

>>212345078
What, are you somehow suggesting that the mods here are all tranny homosexual degenerate pedophile weirdos who allow tranny homosexual degenerate garbage to propagate on the boards and who ban anything that even slightly gives them their frozen beet juice anal periods and that this was 100% confirmed when the site went down a couple of months ago and they were all doxxed?
That is unthinkable, we're not r*ddit, there is no way that is a confirmed fact and that they went right back to doing the same shit that they were doing before the site, held together with outdated PHP and duct tape and maintained by total fucking retards, got hacked

>>212349546
>le university boom man ideology
you seriously need to be 18 to post on this site. you know that, right?

>>212359129
what does this fantasy art have to do with paganism?

never forgive Leo for backing out of Mel's planned Viking kino, effectively killing the project

>>212360098
>ad hominem and deflection
it's okay, sweetie, I know it's hard when you have to stare the cold hard truth in the face and can't refute it without childish name-calling. this is why you get neetbux and don't have a real job

>>212343789 (OP)
Why is the recreation a two piece when the original seems to be a single garment with a belt?

>>212360149
i do have a job working for the government which provides (You) with (You)r neetbux, actually. i thought jobs were a spook to you anyway? why are you even speaking a language, degenerate? why do you go die in a bog so you can become a part of the ecosystem rather than being a leech?

>>212360136
leo was too busy crushing underage (20-24yo) puss, that SICK FUCK

>>212343789 (OP)
Because western media depicted as them in ways that they werent.

>>212360229
>government job
I thought Elon flushed out everyone with integrity. That means you willingly work for a fascist government. Hey, there were publich servants in the Reich, too, I don't care what service you work for, if you didn't quit and go become a teacher or whatever back in March and clung to your position, you're a fucking nazi, and yoyr opinion goes straight into the trash.

>>212360305
thank God almighty, i was graced with the blessing of not being born in the golem capital of the world; urinated sharts of muttmerica. i live in a country where you can work a regular job, be more wealthy than the average american and actually own property lmao

>Odin - basically don't be a complete pussy about everything and you get into Valhalla
>Freya - what's the meaning of cats? Pussy! Haha, I got a pussy! Pet me and make me purr, LMAO
That's it.

seriously, federalfags are the most insufferable people on the fucking planet, the most wishy washy morally bereft pieces of shit, any you have the nerve to call me le college ideology man when you suck Kathleen Thalen's dick and think that claiming to be an incremental institutionalist is somehow a get out of jail free card for having absolutely no moral center whatsoever - and you call me a leech. I'm an architect, you faggot, I design the infrastructure that you got forced to go back to work 5 days in. Fucking kill yourself, or at least threaten to so that you can get 3 months of taxpayer FML, fucking loser

>>212360430
Oh, you don't even live here. Opinion discarded. Have fun with your golem state, you're speaking to me in English which means you are a part of the Western sphere and thus America and Israel's butt-bitch. Happy 4th, n1gger

>>212360540
vi kan godt snakke et annet språk. det er bare at jeg har respekt for mine medmennesker så jeg kan ydmyke meg til å gå ned på ditt nivå og snakke ditt språk. ettersom jeg er glad i menneskeheten, og du ikke er det. kos deg med nok en 50 milliarder dollar av amerikanske borgeres penger som blir sendt til israel neste uke ;) land of the "free", vet du ;)

>>212360467
The thing is, I'm joking but theres actual legitimacy to it. Norse mythology is really deep. It's cool, yeah, but yeah, that's it.

>>212360728
Norse Mythology isn't really deep I mean.

>>212357094

The F is for Frontal virgin.

>>212361202
https://www.verywellhealth.com/get-rid-of-fupa-2709827