Thread 212349303

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BSkpQvH0FM
PACK IT UP SNYDERJEETS, YOUR DONE

please clap

I swear he's done this joke before but I can recall when

>>212349303 (OP)
>I haven't worked on that yet
I think it's pretty funny because of how real it felt. Like we were all thinking it, she said it, he just casually brushes it off.

It was like Smiling Friends small moment.

This is fucking shit and the door is 100% bad CGI, holy fuck it rapes my eyes

>>212349303 (OP)
yes, this will get the chinese audience

>>212349303 (OP)
I thought black people in movies was illegal in China

>>212349303 (OP)
Why is this movie so visually fucking bland?

>100s of millions of dollars spent
>looks like a CW show
Where did all the money go?

>>212349303 (OP)
>DUDE WHAT THE ACTUAL HECKING HECK WHY CAN'T PEOPLE BE NICE LIKE DOGGOS
This is Superman in 2025. Fucking kill me.

>le slow door gag
bravo pedogunn

>>212350346
Gunn bought CP with it in the darknet

it's definitely getting to the point where I hope these are bits that were cut from the 2 hour version.

>>212349303 (OP)
The funny part is that the speed of a garage door is defined by its mass. If a single lamelle weighs more than a 100 pounds, you can't roll up the entire thing in a second.

Lois driving this thing is some dumb girlboss shit and she makes dumbass faces as well.

>>212349303 (OP)
FF is going to decimate this. It's not even funny at this point.

This movie is going to suck so bad lol

>>212351087
why did they bring their criminal minds pin board with them to space?

>>212350883
based physics understander

Gunn has seen a similarly-sized garage door in action IRL, I'll wager!

>>212351146
they're both gonna flop
ff cast a literal cryptkeeper lookalike as sue storm and made her the focus

The humor in these clips definitely lines up with the leaked review. OP vid is some Meet the Spartans shit

The problem of making a game of everything is that you simply break the immersion.

>>212349303 (OP)
>PACK IT UP SNYDERJEETS, YOUR DONE
If you like MCU quips then this is your Superman.

>>212349303 (OP)
Not a single clip they've released so far has been good.

>>212351522
That's the baffling thing about these releases. They have a uniform feel of blandness and suckage.

>>212349303 (OP)
Is he going to give her his terrific BBC

>>212349303 (OP)
This is like and SNL parody to MCU shit. Beyond over

>>212349303 (OP)
I'm sorry but I'm with the jeets on this one

>>212351522
blowing the dog away from under the foot and him being attended in the fortress of solitude scene are classic superman. the stuff where he whines a lot not so much.

>>212352300
your going to see this bollywood inspired masterpiece?

>>212351087
itssoover

i liked the wonder woman movies will she be in it?

>>212352582
She’s too busy working with the IDF in Gaza

>>212349303 (OP)
they chose that as a TV spot?

>>212352690
the most forgettable face

>>212351087
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT

>>212352690
She knows

>>212352801
>it's real
Holy shit talk about putting your foot in your mouth. I sense that the karmic scales tipped out of her favor and now the movie will bomb because of such a jinx of a comment.

>>212352690
>I shouldn't have made that comment about being in bad superhero movies

>>212352801
>>212352885
She better hope the MCU will still be casting some X-Men in 4-5 years...

>>212349303 (OP)
This is just embarrassing

>>212352690
>attractive woman with beautiful blue eyes and great facial structure
>well past geriatric birth status
>movie she wasted her motherhood window making will bomb anyway
goddamn it Rachel

>>212352885
It's going to be a Dark universe tier collapse.

>>212352690
>34 year old
Why can't they get someone around their mid 20?
They are trying to build a long cinematic universe, right? Casting young actors should be the main focus, not hags that will wall in a couple of years

>>212351087
>Perry smoking a cigar while on the ship
funny visual

>>212352983
Who’s she going to play? I don’t think there’s a mutant whose power is to be haggard.

>>212352690
That is the face of a woman who knows she is never acting in anything Superman or DC related again.

>>212349303 (OP)
This movie is explicitly for Indians I don't understand why you can't point that out without being called a label.

>>212349303 (OP)
whats his superpower? He steals shit?

>>212353091
Maybe some lesser known member of the Acolytes. All the big X-Men will be cast within 2026 or so, which means few roles will be left.

>>212353065
They aren't planning on making more than a couple movies. ScarJo was like 26 and she barely made it before smacking into the wall. By the time Superman 2 comes out this bitch is going to be pushing 40. All signs point to the DCU not being anywhere near as expansive or interconnected as one might have thought. its basically a big cirlce jerk for Gunnslop until its stops making WB money.

>>212353109
She never did. That fucking idiot going "DUDE" in that TV spot is not Superman. End of fucking story.
>>212353057
Try about 10 times worse. Dark Universe just had a slate and a cast photo and maybe that theme park (which still does pretty well) but this new DCU has been astroturfed like nothing I've ever seen for the last 2 and a half years. It'll finally be the end of the tumultuous DCEU/DCU era we've been in for over 13-14 years.

>>212350346
amazing how lower budget films from the 90s look better than todays blockbusters

>>212353177
It's every black's superpower these days, being a genius.

>>212351087
at this point they should change his name to perry black

>>212349303 (OP)
This looks worse than the CW productions

>>212353090
>Perry White
>He is black
>Again

>>212350049
Kek

>>212353287
>keep everyone but Perry White black
>get the token meme fat jogger from The Wire
>he's just dollar stone Fishburne who is the only black actor to make me tolerate race-swapping
was that really a worthwhile compromise?

>>212353368
they made Superman a jew.

>>212351087
>tiny wall of crazy complete with red yarn.

>>212351087
>Snyder raceswaps Perry White one (1) time for a legitimately good non-white actor
>we now have to endure Perry Nigger forever
Grim.

kek

>>212349303 (OP)
Why is the gay nigga from Arrow in this?

>>212349987
This, I can take shit like CGI capes but why this door needs to be CGI too? They need to stop releasing those clips each new one is worse

>>212349303 (OP)
what makes him terrific?

>>212349303 (OP)
FOR THE MAN

>>212353536
Even more jarring and infuriating because they kept everyone else the same and SURELY you could find someone better than the fucking meme guy from The Wire.

>>212354007
Smallville looked better then this.

>>212354007
who the hell he fights to have so many problems in the fight?

>>212351146
The best scenario would be fantastic 4 and superman flopping

Haha. Yeah! My garage door is pretty slow sometimes too, mainly in cold weather. I think it's to do with the motor!

>>212351522
why the fuck are they releasing so many clips

>>212349303 (OP)
Honestly brave of them to put a black man in a chinese ad

>>212354360
ultraman. evil alternate universe superman. comic book bullshit.

>>212355061
Warner must be really nervous about the release

>>212351087
They got The Bunk in on this?
Might be a watch for me after all, I love The Bunk

>>212355061
>create shit movie
>break shit movie up into little pieces
>expose the audience to the little shit pieces beforehand so they build up a tolerance
>by the time they watch the movie it seems less shit because the public has developed herd immunity to the film

>>212355061
Desperation. They hope something sticks. The whole movie is like that. Every 20 minutes most characters change in hope you like one of then and that will be the next movie.

>>212354007
This can't be real, it looks atrocious.

>>212350346
The IDF

>>212355208
>Warner/Discovery split happened last month
>somehow everyone didn't immediately see the obvious: it's because they know the DCU is DOA and they're going to lose billions of dollars

>>212355584
Looks like an ad for a gacha game.

>>212353287
This was way too funny to get such little pop

>>212355695
I was thinking even video games do CGI cutscenes better than this.

>>212355705
I see more blacks with the name White and more whites with the name Black

For those of you who "think" (I'm using that word in its loosest possible sense) that this clip is somehow """""""bad""""""""", have you tried not being a retarded incel manbaby piece of shit? Huh? Have you tried that one yet? Because I hear it really helps here, and it seems to be just what you're missing.
Just fuck off you fucking entitled incels, this clip is amazing and the movie will be great. Gunn owes you shit, I almost kicked my cat in the face because of how mad you make me.

>>212355833
Gacha games would have a better Superman

>>212355908
Way to go, James!

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>>212349303 (OP)
I swear after every trailer it keeps getting worse.
I was excited to watch this but the annoying marketing killed it.

>>212351087
I dunno what you guys are talking about, this new Lois is fucking beautiful, just my opinion

the boot that will kick snyderjeets in the balls

>>212356078
exactly. looks like PS1 graphics

>>212349303 (OP)
Very organic saars

>>212356174
No way that's real

>>212356269
12 yo indians strike again

>>212356281
it is
https://youtu.be/7jow0XrN-fE?t=34

>>212356174
Why does the motion blur look so artificial? That's not how cameras work.

Should have made MoS II back in the day. I love the art direction of that film. Krypton is perhaps the best sci fi/fantasy worlds made by mainstream hollywood in this centurey.

>>212356338
Honestly kind of disturbing. Kind of eldritch.

>>212356174
>>212356338
holee kek feast your eyes

>>212356581
How does this even happen? We're talking about a hundred million dollars production.

>>212356720
The digital suit replacement glitched and showed the actual proportions. It looks nothing like in the costume photos we've seen from leaked set photos.

>>212356581
There is really strange warping on the wall to the right although the camera is standing still

>>212356823
>The digital suit replacement glitched and showed the actual proportions.
More like the computer misread his foot marker and thought it's further away.

>>212356056
Her horse face ruins everything else

>>212356720
Things like Volume allowes them to tinker and change things at the last moment. That is why CGI is often shit these days. That and rushed pre-production.

When you invest in pre-production and you have things planned, you can start working on CGI well in advance. You know who on Return of the King Aragaron was supposed to fight Saudon himself, but the changes it in post-pro? They do thins with everything these days. They just shoot the shit and then figure it all out.

>>212351087
WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT
AAAAAAAUUUUUGGGHHH

Why does it look like Whedon League visually?

>>212356720
I can't remember a single time when I noticed vfx errors in a trailer but Superman is sadly making it very easy to spot this shit. First they fuck up the flying twice with really strange looking shots, the cape clipping in the second trailer and now the fucking boots in their le funny marketing campaign?
Could the actually be experimenting with ai in some form?

>>212357107
>>212356720
I apologize, I am druk.

>>212356720
Try $300 million

>>212351087
It's just like Guardians of the Galaxy!!

>>212357180
>Could the actually be experimenting with ai in some form?
Now that you mention it the webm you posted does look like it was made with AI. And a Superman movie would have enough exposure to gauge the public reaction to it.

>>212357171
because Gunn fucking sucks

Please purchase your advance tickets, saars

>>212357334
>online booking fee
Dont forget to also tip when you enter

>>212349987
based Gunn raping anon's eyes

>>212357171
snyder is a shit writer, but he sure knows how to frame and film scenes

>>212354007
Holy fuck that looks good

>>212356720
Failed morphing

>>212357334
>Rating: PG
that would be an improvement

>>212354007
Holy shit, this is Bollywood aesthetic.

>>212350346
I honest to god thought this was going to be one of those tie in commercials. You know the ones, they get 1 or two minor cast members, set up the shot to show a new BMW or something. Jesus Christ, the cinematography is shit.

>>212349303 (OP)
post the scene where hes holding the robots hand

>>212356918
>>212356581
>>212356720
It's AI generated. Gunn already confirmed they used it to "help".

>>212361506
shut the fuck up snyderchud, that's an edited image.

>>212355908
>this clip is somehow """""""bad""""""""", have you tried not being a retarded incel manbaby piece of shit? Huh? Have you tried that one yet
typing like this surely doesn’t make you sound like a ”manbaby”.

>>212361506
Could they actually be using ai to automatically replace the bulky real world costume with something tighter? It almost looks like it

>>212349303 (OP)
Every clip I see of this movie makes me feel how I imagine black people feel when they see whitey's unseasoned chicken.

>>212357180
This looks horrendous. Is it supposed to be a joke that he stretches like that because of Fantastic 4?

>>212350570
he should have just went on tv and waited for 3 hours

>>212349868
Haha very real and not AI comment friend.
(but seriously what percentage of these YT comments are AI, 90?)

>>212349303 (OP)
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING?

>>212356581
This scene alone cost 85 billion dollars

>>212351087
>A reporter suddenly knows how to drive an alien ship
The Lois actress is cute, but the whole movie looks like dogshit.

>>212362841
she knows, already confirmed. >>212352801

the 4k trailer reveals lovecraftian details

>>212363762
LMAOOOO

>>212362841
it's not an alien ship it's Mr. Terrific's ship

>>212363762
dios mio...

>>212362699
The Glup Shitto of DC and there's many

>>212354007
Is this The Phantom Menace?

>>212354007
the black guy running at the start looks like something out of Spy Kids

>>212351087
you just know shes brapping

“I haven’t worked on that yet.”
I think it’s funny because of how real it felt. Like we were all thinking it, she said it, he just casually brushes it off. It was like a Smiling Friends small talk moment.

>>212349303 (OP)
>OOOOOOOOOOO! NU SUPAMANS MOOFE!

>>212349868
Hahahaha, oh my god, I know what you mean. They've just got the Superman tone completely nailed, you know? Instant classic!

>>212356174
AHH! IT'S SIDESHOW BOB!

>>212356174
>>212356581
He certainly has some BIG SHOES TO FILL
BIG SHOES TO FILL
BIG SHOES TO FILL

>>212349303 (OP)
meh. same unfunny GOTG shit that normies are gonna lap up like purple colored kaka

>>212353065
the should cast someone waaay younger, unknown and cheap. like pre-hunger games JLAW

>>212349303 (OP)
>a black guy in blackface
I-is that still racist?

>>212362699
supposed to be the ENGINEER from The Authority

>>212366075
I was just about to make the exact same joke dagnammit

>>212362699
Cara Delevinge is looking rough these days.

>>212355513
that's actually not a bad idea, but I doubt WB is that smart

>>212356581
You guys laugh but it kind of pisses me off that these people get paid millions for this

>>212349303 (OP)
Corenswet is 5'11

>>212355908
Fucking redditor. Ofc you abuse animals.

>>212351087
>Sheeeeeeit. Have you ever flown one of deez befo' Lois?
>NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL POD RACING!!!

>>212349303 (OP)
How do we save the DC cinematic universe? I don't fucking know just make a family guy episode.

>>212365723
There's no way a real person wrote this

>>212368659
I had a boss that had jeets at the India office write company reviews on job sites. She also paid some woman to write her personal business related blog. Everything is bullshit.

>>212356475
I WILL FIND HIM

>>212368659
Dead internet theory is real

>>212354007
>>212362589
>>212363762
Holy FUARK my hero SUPERMAN™ is so strong....he is DISTORTING REALITY

>>212349868
haha. so true. I felt seen! and I literally said out loud "That is literally me in real life" and my cat ran away. hahhaha

>>212352690
>Hello darkness my old friend

>>212349303 (OP)
>PACK IT UP SNYDERJEETS, YOUR DONE
OK MR JEW MAN