How do we save this series?

by ending it

>>212356464 (OP)
have t rex play abe lincoln

triceratop plays abe lincoln's beard and top hat

>>212356464 (OP)
Make something new instead of beating a dead horse

>>212356464 (OP)
Have the Jurassic Park in question built way too close to a city and follow a suburban family as they flee from dinosaurs in the suburbs / eventually in the downtown streets. Basically make a full feature length version of vid related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=namKsaP4hcc

There's been enough of dinosaurs in the jungle in these films and the setting change alone would be enough to make it more compelling by comparison.

>>212356539
money

>>212356464 (OP)
Kill off anybody who prefers any of the sequels and force people who prefer the original to repopulate the earth. Then get the next generation to start making new JP movies.

ice age jurassic park movie
>wooly mammoths vs tyrannosaurs
>smilodons in the place of raptors
>short faced bears
>neanderthal going on a killing spree as the movie suddenly shifts into a slasher film

>>212356488
/thread

>>212356729
So... Eaters of the Dead, the original cut, pre-reshoots? Still with Greame Revell music?
Because I would unironically kill if that would mean I've got a chance to saw that movie.

>>212356464 (OP)
Turn it into Aliens. The scientists make some kind of bug dino hybrid that make a giant hive in the park and marines have to come in to save the hapless humans trapped in the park hive. I've been working on this idea for years and can't give anymore away. Do NOT Steal.

InGen creates a meteorite theme park in the next film.

Some anon said it the other day make it apocalypto but it’s some island in the carribean where dinosaurs still existed maybe there’s some humans there gate keeping but the mainlanders want to take babies back to defeat some tyrannical kingdom fighting for generations which they do but it gets out of hand and they start to tame the dinosaurs riding them into battle against other baddies and dinosaurs over a trilogy call it Jurassic dynasty or some shit

>>212356464 (OP)
By taking the Star Wars approach. Look at season 1 Mandalorian or Andor, what works so well is that the world is already very established. All you need to do is find and add mundane or irrelevant aspects of that world and add some well written characters and some flavor.

The biggest problem with JP/JW right now is the same problem that the Star Wars sequels face. Its all "TOO BIG", "TOO IMPORTANT". How many more times do we need some hyper-ultra-top secret plan to save the world by stealing ingen tech? How many professional soldiers/PMCs are going to get killed by acting like idiots?

Like this guy says>>212356598

You take well written characters with a insignificant plot device or motivation and voila, you have a script.

OR

You go the camping ASMR/surival video game route and show us a how a person survives on Isla Sorna (like the kid from JP3) for a long time.

>>212356827

Low budget movie about a family being sieged by Compsognathus. You can use that for free Universal, but don't credit me because you'll fuck it up.

>>212356827
>o hybrid that make a giant hive in the park and marines have to come in to save the hapless humans trapped in the park hive. I've been working on this idea for years and can't give a

>>212356464 (OP)
Hide all evidence any movie after 2 ever existed. Make sure noone ever makes another one.

A prehistoric prequel with cavemen and shit

>>212356980
Fuck you. It's a better idea than any JP movie since 2. The Queen would be a T-Rex/Wasp hybrid. >>212357140
Something like that but the hybrids would much more terrifying. Like bipedal dinosaur/ant/wasp hybrids. There would also be giant slug dinos that act as tank units. I'm giving too much away but I have all of this material legally notarized so no one can steal it.

>>212356464 (OP)
just stop making them. what other possible story is there to tell with dinosaurs at this point that isn't just retreading one of the previous movies?

Fat chance these things print money. Rebirth is gonna make 700m

Jurassic Park, Jr. - Cute little dinos befriend human kids and take them for rides, and help them solve their problems.

Mini series that accurately depicts the first book since Spielberg changed so much

>>212356464 (OP)
They should make a Turok movie instead

>>212356488
This. Make the final movie about an asteroid that kills all the cast members and dinosaurs.

>>212356677
Pure kino

>>212356464 (OP)
we stop watching at 3

>>212356598
damn that jew got it the worst. Baby t rex probably didn't know how to kill and just bit everything until he bled out

>>212356464 (OP)
By cloning Michael Chrichton back alive to write more stories.
>But nature selected Chrichton for extinction! It's too dangerous to bring him back to life!
Yeah yeah, don't give me that shit.

>>212356464 (OP)
yacht filled with college bros and hot college girls crash land on sorna. They all go into primal mode and split into factions derived by food, water, and couple pairings. All while the spinosaurus hunts them and finishes them off one by one

Make one in Antarctica with all kinds of dinos and comfy research facilities. It's the only way.

chili and seab ass

>>212356464 (OP)
>implying
It ended over twenty years ago and all three entries are kino. It needs no saving.

>>212356488
This.
Only possible way to make more decent ones would be 10-20 years from now after all current trends are dead. but by then things will be much worse anyway

>>212356464 (OP)
R rated horror kino with lots of gruesome bloody deaths and vore

I had an idea for a universal ride:

Doc Brown makes a submarine time machine so he can study the evolution of marine animals making their first migrations to land. While booting up the subolorean, it is attacked by Jaws and they both get transported through the warp field to a prehistoric era. To prevent the future from being erased, Doc Brown and the riders have to save Jaws from being killed by all the other giant ancient marine animals, while at the same time trying to keep jaws from eating the evolutionary precursor to modern man.

>>212356488
This. Stop trying to make things last forever.

>>212356464 (OP)
kill Michael Crichton's agent immediately after the first book came out

>>212356464 (OP)
>Site B prequel/sequel set before and during JP1
>first portion shows scientists and animal handlers doing their jobs on the island and get to know the key characters
>JP1 incident occurs
>InGen tells everyone on Site B to gtfo while they handle the legal shitstorm
>small group of staff that actually care about the animals decide to stay and ensure they are taken care of/continue research
>months pass, shit starts to break down, harder for a smaller team to maintain all the facilities of the island, some sections abandoned, harder to keep animals in their own regions
>accidents occur, animals start attacking the remaining staff whom have been forced to isolate themselves to a single facility
>use various scenes from the Lost World novel like the camo carnos and the raptor shark cage/bike chase. Maybe also have a character get the Wu book death treatment.
>overall just a slower burn film like the first that gives also a good taste of the island in a functional state

Alternatively would probably work well as a mini series.

>>212356827
Just adapt the storyline from the 90s toys and stuff like Chaos Effect.

>>212357293
>There would also be giant slug dinos that act as tank units.
Sorry, but the canceled 90s cartoon had this idea first.

>>212358238
>InGen accidentally clones the meteor that killed off the dinos

>>212360782
Not until every major scene from both books is adapted into one of the films.

velociraptor get ipad

>>212360755
>the subolorean

>>212356464 (OP)
>How do we save this series?

Re-focus on essentially three plot points:
-World building, literally just expand on what's going on in the world, maybe in an episodic fashion or something think 40 minute streaming specials or something.
-Expand the roster of Extinct Animals: >>212356729 start including pleistocene animals, maybe even some non-humans.
-Lean more into the biopharma-horror of genetically engineered organisms, use 90's Japanese sci-fi horror for inspiration if you have to. You have all these cloning companies, working with dinosaurs, and the only thing you can come up with is "we made a big grasshopper and a down-syndrome rex". Fucking pathetic.
-Fire whoever is in charge of approving the art direction/monster design. He's shit and I hate him. There needs to be a clear visual, and behavioral, difference between the "cloned animal" and "genetic freaks", and the genetic freaks need to be freakier.
-More kids content. The Camp Cretaceous stuff has been super popular with kids and autists and the autists buy the merch.
-???Kaiju????

>>212360933
Are you fucking kidding me? I don't believe you. I came up with that idea on my own in the early 2000s based on the unused Halo slug enemies.

>>212356464 (OP)
Make it form the dinosaurs' perspective, following some family. Humans interfere, and the dinosaurs kill them. The End.

I'm happy with the original three, they never get old. Please stop going to new films, this is all your guys' fault.

>>212361192
i'd watch that if there was a dinosaur that looked like waingro

>>212356464 (OP)
Rebirth already did it.

Dinos + people trying to cross darien gap + scientists doing research in the jungle + people trafficking

>>212356464 (OP)
Movie where Chris Pratt faces off against a Dinosaur zombie virus.

The virus turns people into dinosaurs.

Movie where Chris Pratt finds the Dino Sapiens underground.

>>212361149
The concept art contains a giant 3 headed rex mutant with a slug body.

a buddy comedy about two dinosaurs who smoke weed

less fat old white hoes more POC

Here me out: a working man family sitcom but they're dinosaurs!

>>212361651
it worked

>>212356954
Reminder all nu wars is faggot shit

ok in all seriouness, here's what they do;

A movie in the future of their IP.
Post Apocalyptic.
The Dinos are loose...
so you got post apocalyptic tribals with dinos.

ok in all seriouness, here's what they do;

A movie in the future of their IP.
nuclear fallout
The Dinos are loose...
so you got post nuclear tribals with dinos.

>>212356464 (OP)
dino x man romance

>>212356464 (OP)
At this point, I think remakes are in order.

I I were to do it:
>Faithful remake of the first movie, for the most part, with added elements and sequences from the novels to enhance it.
>Then, MAKE AN ACTUAL SEQUEL TO THE FIRST MOVIE AOUT RETRIEVING THE EMBRYO CANNISTER/EMBRYOS IN GENERAL. Use either the threat of destruction via military or volcano eruption a la Fallen Kingdom as the main driving force. Possibly introduce Sorna as the sanctuary island. JP fucked up originally by forcing Crichton to shit out a sequel quickly.
>Make a hybrid TLW/JPIII for the third movie, either introduce the second island here or the last film, this is when we do the whole "greedy retards are trying to put dinosaurs onto the mainland with the San Diego JP" thing. Dinos on the mainland was originally gonna be left for the 3rd film before Spielberg decided to flip the table and blow his load too early. It goes wrong, all dinosaurs get put back on the islands and left alone.
>End it there.

>>212356598
>There's been enough of dinosaurs in the jungle in these films
Says you.

>>212362446
What about dinosaurs let loose in the icy tundra against a relatively small group of scientists in a research compound instead of a city setting? Would that tickle your pickle?

>>212362546
>what if we just put prehistoric animals from a notoriously hot environment in the snow?
No. They belong in the jungle.

Introduce the DX disease, but its a form of prehistoric rabies that has been revived from the cloning process, or some other type of deadly pathogen that these creatures are capable of carrying and there is a fear it could make the jump to other modern species. Maybe some dumbasses decide to have a party on a quarantine island where its a known vector point of where this disease exists in the dinos living here and its made them super aggressive and neurotic. Millitary forces wont allow the people off the island because they could become carriers of the disease. Or maybe just a plot about a security force just killing every dino they can to halt spread.

>>212362446
>>212362603
This. The jungle setting has always been integral to Jurassic Park's identity. It's literally in the logo.

Remake the first one, but set it on some Chinese island and remove the "Newman is hired to steal embryos and sabotages everything to cover his escape" plot.

>>212356464 (OP)
Get rid of the hybrid frankenstein creature shit, and replace it with a time travel hook, where the main characters have to go back in time 70 or 100 million years and wrangle *real* dinosaurs which are depicted as accurately as possible

>>212362735
>Get rid of the hybrid frankenstein creature shit
While the later films handle it badly, this is an element that is engrained as a core part of the IPs identity.

>>212362735
>le """accurate""" dinosaurs
Cringe. It would just be a generic slopfest at that point.

Is there a program that would adjust the fat on a dino like a character creator?

>>212356464 (OP)
We don't need to save it, the Jurassic Park trilogy ended 24 years ago and is a classic movie series.

>>212362774
In the first film, it's literally the central plot point as the fact the dinosaurs were in part created with the help of frog DNA is the reason a few are able to change sex from female to male in a previously all-female park which is the main cause of its unraveling

>>212356464 (OP)
Fire bomb the islands
Nuke the sites from orbit

TOTAL DINO DEATH

>76 replies
>no post about BDH getting bred by dinos for 3 hours or something

is everything alright

>>212356464 (OP)
write out the dinosaurs; and change the location to Long Beach

>>212362848
I don't think you need to spoiler block stuff from Jurassic Park 1993.
The genetic engineering aspect could still be part of a time travel dinosaur movie, where maybe they need to collect the real DNA because the frog method stopped working, or the dinos are becoming too inbred due to limited amber samples and they need to be made more genetically diverse

>>212356464 (OP)
Jurassic Park: Survivor
12 random women, 12 random men, dump them on the island with some basic supplies. they have to survive for a month.
on the last day release a bunch of navy seals who have to hunt down and kill all of the remaining contestants only to find that the chud archetype has befriended a T-Rex that he uses to ride to the mainland and build his incel empire.

>>212363264

movie is shit

Either end it or go full horror and make a movie about mutants in site B or some shit

>>212356464 (OP)
https://voca.ro/1mvZiAyufwZJ

Do the John Sayles script from years ago and be done with it.

>>212356464 (OP)
REbith already did

>>212356464 (OP)
What is there to save? It still brings in lods of mone.

>>212356464 (OP)
There's no way to save the series post-World films. They expanded the scope way too much, and everything imploded.

At the same time, you probably can't just keep recycling the same "people get stuck on the abandoned dinosaur island and need to find a way to escape" plot. They had already run out of solid ideas by the time of JP3, and (rightfully) just leaned into some fun gimmicks. They absolutely could/should do more dino urbex stuff in the series, but it'd probably be difficult to build an entire movie around it, especially not when there's a million other prerequisite scenes demanded by corporate.

Rebooting the franchise is naff, especially given that Jurassic World was already a soft reboot. It's also not clear how a reboot would work given the franchise's feature creep ... would the producers even allow them to go back to a simpler island with only the handful of base dinosaurs? Would audiences be happy with just T.rex and raptors again, or would we have to restart the franchise with a much more expansive array of dinosaurs and set pieces?

I still think a prequel would be an interesting idea. More of a focus on Hammond, the initial cloning attempts, and the building of Sorna and Nublar. You could base a lot of it on the Trespasser script, and maybe even use some of Richard Attenborough's voice lines. There'd obviously be less dinosaur action - though we know they did have some accidents - but that also justifies a smaller budget. Make something good, rather than something over the top. But I guess I can't see a production company wanting to move in this sort of direction.

>>212356954
>You take well written characters with a insignificant plot device or motivation and voila, you have a script.
>OR
>You go the camping ASMR/surival video game route and show us a how a person survives on Isla Sorna (like the kid from JP3) for a long time.
Both sound bad

Make it like planet of the apes
People teleported into the future and the dinosaurs are all smart now, can talk and produce stuff

>>212362848
Dumb fuck redditfag

>>212365142
The Critic did it first.

>>212365142
>Doctor, I'd like to kiss you goodbye.
>All right, but you're so damned ugly.

>>212356488
We're not talking about a franchise that was ended prematurely by the death of a lead actor or a writer's strike; Jurassic Park, uh, uh, had it's chance, and audiences *selected it* for extinction.

Stop

>>212366120
Jurassic movies? Or the thread?

>>212356464 (OP)
>exists to make money
>makes money
>tv retard "how do we save it reddit??"
goddamn

>>212356464 (OP)
Reboot as a TV show techno horror faithful to the book

the new movies are slightly better than independence day 2

>>212358216
this

>>212367598
>that eye clock
shit, nigga, you just unlocked a memory from decades ago

>>212367598
I still need to get these someday. They go for pretty cheap on eBay, surprisingly.

>>212356464 (OP)
It never was a series, it was one movie and a bunch of fan fiction

>>212356464 (OP)
You make it horror or accept that it's done

>>212370244
TLW novel is pretty good. I'd accept it as a series if Crichton was still alive and writing the stories.

>>212360820
It would be kind of cool to do something with Hammond's Memoirs from the old Trespasser game.
https://youtu.be/E6fgLbSw7Ao