Thread 212361947 - /tv/ [Archived: 693 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:57:29 AM No.212361947
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I am so fucking sick of dinosaur movies where the central theme is that no one gives a shit about dinosaurs
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:59:29 AM No.212362004
>>212361947 (OP)
>no one gives a shit about dinosaurs
thats correct. dinosaurs are boring. weve seen Trex 3 times now, move on
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:01:02 AM No.212362040
Nobody even cares about dinosaurs anymore now that science decided that theropods (the cool ones) had feathers and looked like big dumb angry birds
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:02:06 AM No.212362078
>>212361947 (OP)
They need to make the dinosaurs much bigger tbqh
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:02:47 AM No.212362092
>>212362040
that makes them better to be honest
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:03:16 AM No.212362106
>>212362092
no, they were better when they were cool giant lizard monsters
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:03:22 AM No.212362111
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>>212362040
I never understood why this is supposed to be a bad thing
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:03:46 AM No.212362120
>>212361947 (OP)
i would settle for a GOOD dinosaur movie
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:04:17 AM No.212362141
>>212362111
feathers are gay
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:05:22 AM No.212362172
>>212362111
It's somehow communist. I can't explain why but it is
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:05:32 AM No.212362175
>people are bored of dinosaurs!
>meanwhile irl, the Jurassic franchise brings in billions

The last act of Rebirth felt like a Cloverfield or Monsterverse movie. Fuck that.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:05:54 AM No.212362185
>>212362106
a reptilian typed this
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:06:33 AM No.212362205
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>>212362141
Absolutely not
>>212362172
I think the negative association just comes from absolute faggots that drew them to look as stupid as possible. If there were a good Dino crisis game that used feather designs in an awesome way no one would mind
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:07:42 AM No.212362233
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>>212362040
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:09:40 AM No.212362287
>>212362233
just looks like a faggot bird, I would just laugh at it and kick it in the face if it came at me like that
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:10:17 AM No.212362305
>>212362120
When i was little i always wanted a Dino riders movie but they're fill it with nigs, street shitters and "strong women" shit these days, and I dont want that.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:10:45 AM No.212362318
Writers aren't interested in dinosaurs.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:11:07 AM No.212362327
>>212362172
because science became a sociopolitical tool, they gave cool ferocious dinos feathers to further demoralize us and get us to passively accept globohomo
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:11:14 AM No.212362329
>>212361947 (OP)
Worst bryce.
She was so inhumanely sexy in both FK and Dominion.
So goddamn beautiful I couldn't keep my eyes off of her plump self.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:12:02 AM No.212362349
>>212361947 (OP)
Wish more women had that haircut to be honest
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:12:38 AM No.212362367
>>212362040
This. Featherfags are insufferable
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:13:22 AM No.212362391
>>212362287
Im not disputing that giant lizards are cooler but dont pretend you wouldn't be terrified if you were confronted by one of those things.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:14:15 AM No.212362407
>>212362327
See that sounds completely insane, "the jews are making dinosaurs feathered to hurt us" but I just somehow know that if you polled communists they would overwhelmingly like the idea of feathered dinosaurs and get angry at anyone trying to push back against them. I just KNOW
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:14:39 AM No.212362419
>>212361947 (OP)
I fucking sighed every time this was mentioned in Rebirth. People still say "Wow!" when they see a giraffe or an elephant, but we are supposed to believe that when the people of the JP universe see a dinosaur they say "How boring!"?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:15:12 AM No.212362437
>>212361947 (OP)
Did they shoop this to make her less plump. For shame.
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7/5/2025, 6:15:46 AM No.212362452
>>212361947 (OP)
keep crying, it was a good movie.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:17:16 AM No.212362494
>June 12
It's out? How is it?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:20:05 AM No.212362567
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>>212362329
Total total disagree I loved her as a business mommy
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:20:10 AM No.212362568
>>212362452
I liked this movie too. It felt like it had its heart in the right place. I just wish they released an extended edition. It felt like it had 20 minutes cut out.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:20:59 AM No.212362588
>>212362494
Unfortunately the new one isn't slop kino it's just slop
The humans are insanely unlikeable and the set pieces aren't imaginative
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:22:16 AM No.212362624
>>212362588
Only Jurassic world was decent, the rest of the new ones were faggot shit.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:23:47 AM No.212362665
>>212362407
your intuition is telling you that scientists are communists and they made up dinos having feathers among other things
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:25:05 AM No.212362712
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>>212362567
Too skinny. Straight bowl cut. Yuck, total disservice. Like when Black Widow had straight hair.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:25:12 AM No.212362715
>>212362624
Yeah I agree, I find every entry in this franchise entertaining and accept that we are just never getting the original again, not there's no excuse for them to be bad. Just make a crowd pleasing action horror