Thread 212361947

I am so fucking sick of dinosaur movies where the central theme is that no one gives a shit about dinosaurs

>>212361947 (OP)
>no one gives a shit about dinosaurs
thats correct. dinosaurs are boring. weve seen Trex 3 times now, move on

Nobody even cares about dinosaurs anymore now that science decided that theropods (the cool ones) had feathers and looked like big dumb angry birds

>>212361947 (OP)
They need to make the dinosaurs much bigger tbqh

>>212362040
that makes them better to be honest

>>212362092
no, they were better when they were cool giant lizard monsters

>>212362040
I never understood why this is supposed to be a bad thing

>>212361947 (OP)
i would settle for a GOOD dinosaur movie

>>212362111
feathers are gay

>>212362111
It's somehow communist. I can't explain why but it is

>people are bored of dinosaurs!
>meanwhile irl, the Jurassic franchise brings in billions

The last act of Rebirth felt like a Cloverfield or Monsterverse movie. Fuck that.

>>212362106
a reptilian typed this

>>212362141
Absolutely not
>>212362172
I think the negative association just comes from absolute faggots that drew them to look as stupid as possible. If there were a good Dino crisis game that used feather designs in an awesome way no one would mind

>>212362233
just looks like a faggot bird, I would just laugh at it and kick it in the face if it came at me like that

>>212362120
When i was little i always wanted a Dino riders movie but they're fill it with nigs, street shitters and "strong women" shit these days, and I dont want that.

Writers aren't interested in dinosaurs.

>>212362172
because science became a sociopolitical tool, they gave cool ferocious dinos feathers to further demoralize us and get us to passively accept globohomo

>>212361947 (OP)
Worst bryce.
She was so inhumanely sexy in both FK and Dominion.
So goddamn beautiful I couldn't keep my eyes off of her plump self.

>>212361947 (OP)
Wish more women had that haircut to be honest

>>212362040
This. Featherfags are insufferable

>>212362287
Im not disputing that giant lizards are cooler but dont pretend you wouldn't be terrified if you were confronted by one of those things.

>>212362327
See that sounds completely insane, "the jews are making dinosaurs feathered to hurt us" but I just somehow know that if you polled communists they would overwhelmingly like the idea of feathered dinosaurs and get angry at anyone trying to push back against them. I just KNOW

>>212361947 (OP)
I fucking sighed every time this was mentioned in Rebirth. People still say "Wow!" when they see a giraffe or an elephant, but we are supposed to believe that when the people of the JP universe see a dinosaur they say "How boring!"?

>>212361947 (OP)
Did they shoop this to make her less plump. For shame.

>>212361947 (OP)
keep crying, it was a good movie.

>June 12
It's out? How is it?

>>212362329
Total total disagree I loved her as a business mommy

>>212362452
I liked this movie too. It felt like it had its heart in the right place. I just wish they released an extended edition. It felt like it had 20 minutes cut out.

>>212362494
Unfortunately the new one isn't slop kino it's just slop
The humans are insanely unlikeable and the set pieces aren't imaginative

>>212362588
Only Jurassic world was decent, the rest of the new ones were faggot shit.

>>212362407
your intuition is telling you that scientists are communists and they made up dinos having feathers among other things

>>212362567
Too skinny. Straight bowl cut. Yuck, total disservice. Like when Black Widow had straight hair.

>>212362624
Yeah I agree, I find every entry in this franchise entertaining and accept that we are just never getting the original again, not there's no excuse for them to be bad. Just make a crowd pleasing action horror