Thread 212364026

This has one of the best zombie movie openings ever. I was hoping we'd get something similar in 28 Years Later but unfortunately, not really. The way it depicts the collapse of civilization in a suburb is fucking kino as shit. Exactly how I think it would go down. Also actually scary. The Johnny Cash opening scared the shit out of me when I was younger.

>>212364026 (OP)
you fucker get up come on get down with the sickness.
I remember stroking my lil pudder to the dvd!!! The titties and thong on the blonde bitch!!!

>>212364061
Oh yeah the hot naked bitches on the boat during the end credits. Yeah that was one of the first things that made me know I was straight. The montage scene where the guy from the family fucks that hot blonde bitch was nice too, great breasts she had. It's dirty as fuck too, not like stupid sensual romantic bullshit lol.

>>212364104
*modern family I meant.

>>212364104
Hell yeah i love modern family

>>212364026 (OP)
Did the chainsaw scene warp you too? Classic snyder

>>212364479
What, when the hot blonde bitch got her entire arm chainsawed by the gay old guy? lol

>>212364561
he goes into her chest/shoulder area ACKSUALLY

>>212364026 (OP)

Is 28 years later worth it or is it pozzed jew goyslop

>>212364595
Oh yeah that bitch with the dog was cute too, good in those sweat pants. Early 2000s bitches were hot.

Good movie but you 90s born queer redditfags need to go back.

>>212364604
Its slop
but you shuld still watch it as the next installment might be cringe kino

>>212364604
Eh if you want anything like this movie you won't get it. I didn't hate it though. Still has cool zombies/infected.

They were in the mall for a couple of weeks at least and they couldn't figure out a way to get food over to andy any other way despite having a hardware store inside the mall and a sports equipment store

>>212364675
They should have made andy work his ass to get to THEM, not the other way around

You hungry nigga? come get it

I always thought they could have shown more of the new footage throughout the film like they do in the beginning. That would've been cool. But still great zombie movie. They did have an extra on the DVD version where you could watch a short film that is basically just the news during this.

do zombies have better night vision?

CHOKE ON EEEEEEEEEEEM

>>212364728
that and Andy's video diary are the GOAT of DVD special features

>>212364604
It's not woke in the DEI/culture war sense, in fact I didn't see one non-white person in it. It's just nothing like the first two movies and is instead some gay coming-of-age tale about a boy going into the woods to hunt some infected for the acceptance of his village, and every one of the infected in the movie is naked and the camera makes sure to frame their swinging dicks into every single shot.

>>212364675
If it took place like ten years later they could've flown a drone over to him, problem solved

That's actually a pretty fuckin interesting concept now that I'm typing it. Anyone know of any zombie kino with drone use?

>>212364604
Is there a good camrip yet?

>>212368692
I've watched the movie last night in the cinema here in Hungary and all the private parts of the infected were blurred out, which I thought was fucking gay

>>212368824
there has been since day 1

>>212368824
why would you ever waste your time watching a cam rip?
you lasted 10 years without this movie existing, wait 2 weeks~ for it to be available in various high quality versions.
youll even get a better experience than paying customers >>212368983

>>212368983
lmao what a shit country

>>212364026 (OP)
every zombie movie set in america is unrealistic because the outbreak would last all of three seconds in red states

>>212369631
it all depends on how the movie establishes people understanding the lore of the zombies or whatever.
if everyone knows what they are, that you have to headshot them, that a bite is terminal, then yeah it'd be easy to contain with a lot of weapons.
but if no one knows whats going on, then you have all the opportunities for a bitten person sneaking into a group and destroying them when they turn. people too emotional to put a bullet in their loved one, etc.

>>212369631
most people don't have perfect aim and thousands of rounds of ammo hitting non stop headshots
so nah

i used to watch dawn of the dead a few times a year. and it's such realistic writing of some dumb bitch fucking everything up over something such as a dog

>>212370678
it doesnt seem realistic to me actually.
yeah women are dumb in most situations but no one in that movie really had any horror/dread surrounding them constantly. too much fun. in reality she probably would be so terrified she'd faint from all the stimulation and never have any opportunity to fuck anything up.

>>212368764
Alive (2020). Neet guy in Korea surviving in his apartment sees a girl in a building across from him down the same. They use a drone to transfer stuff at some point

>>212372262
I liked that movie a lot

>>212364026 (OP)
I like the movie but it does have some dogshit writing such as >>212364595 and her dog. Them planning to leave the mall makes no sense either.

>>212372278
Eve seen Kingdom?

>>212364026 (OP)
Battery is legitimately the best Zombie flick I've ever seen. I was surprised.

>>212373005
It's a shitty low budget film the camera quality sucks.

>>212373754
It portrayed exactly how it would go down. Every zombie movie ever is a cgi laden crock of shit.

>>212372929
I think I did, dont think I enjoyed it.
if it was a series, then I think I turned it off half way through.

>>212372336
They were running out of supplies slowly and just waiting to die

>>212364604
The trailer is a huge bait and switch, i wouldnt say its obviously pozzed but its utterly boring in the 2nd half of the movie and generally a mess. Feels like 6 episodes of a tv show stitched together each with wildly different clashing themes

>>212364026 (OP)
a daring synthesis

>>212364675
Shouldve just put a hole in the ladies truck cargo.roof, drive over to.him let him fill it up with guns and then hop in ez pz

I preferred the opening of the original. Where it shows civil collapse and loss of government control being a bigger danger than the undead.
>the main characters run into police officers and its tense until they realise they both have the same idea of fleeing the city

>>212373005
I love the battery, the guy in it is in a lot of good lower budget weird stuff

>>212373898
It is a series with two seasons and a movie. I thought it was pretty good. A very different take on the zombie outbreak and neat to see it happen in a different era and location

is 28 years later the only zombie film that shows the end of the world as salvation? dawn of the dead was pretty blunt with its "this is divine punishment because you've all been naughty" text

>Are these people alive or dead?
>... We don't know...
Why is this so chilling?

>>212364026 (OP)

How did snyder fall off so hard? He was actually capable of making kino at one point

>>212364026 (OP)
28 years later isn’t a zombie movie, and it isn’t a post apocalyptic movie.

Once you view it as a dark fantasy adventure, you can really enjoy it. I loved it. I understand people not liking it, but it’s like how fans responded to evil dead army of darkness, a lot hated it but some think it’s the best of the series

>>212374392
He got more a lot more creative control after he had 2 box office hits in DOTD and 300 and began writing his own shit and exerting himself more and it turns out he's a complete hack when let off the leash. 300 only worked because it's a story with a very basic plot so his style over substance of just going for cool shots worked out.

>>212374518

He copied that shit page for page from the Frank Miller comic! It's a good movie don't get me wrong but it's hardly due to Snyder's magic touch.

>>212374556
yeah I know but he also tried to do the same with Watchmen and it was a complete hack job. 300 as a property was uniquely suited to Snyder's talents.

>>212364026 (OP)
See it on the theater screen if you can. It was quite the experience. I was floored by it. Few seconds into that intro everyone knew it was kino time, and the theater had just about every seat filled. This was back when good even great movies went to theaters. If you like the DOTD remake, check out the Italian made Demons 1 and Demons 2. Similar energies.

>>212364794
You mean this one?

>>212364794
>>212374911
Forgot picture

>>212374285
The news segments by themselves are pretty good.

>>212364026 (OP)
Zack Snyder still hasn't topped his debut film. Sad!

>>212374285
It's still not quite as effective as the originals opening in the TV station, where you realise the normies are clueless and spouting nonsense and you get that visceral sense of "I need to be as far away from people as possible"

>>212374392
Too much success. Sucker Punch or Rebel Coom demonstrate what happens when he's not doing For Hire work. On Dawn he had James Gunn writing his script, a tight budget and certain studio expectations to deliver on.

>>212374608
I was going to the cinema constantly in that period. It was pleasant surprises to go into this or the TCM remake expecting utter slop and getting good films

>>212375069
agree. loved them

what if they got Snyder to make a faithful adaptation of World War Z?

>>212377574
why did he shoot the other soldier

>>212377811
That guy was a real prick. Kept mocking his tastes of various things in their downtime. He told him jokingly that if there was ever a zombie apocalypse and he ran across him, he'd blast his brains out. They laughed. He wasn't actually joking.

>>212374285
I think because we're used to being lied to in those things, like they've always got an answer ready even if it's not true, but in that moment a sliver of humanity revealed itself and he admitted in such a way that the government hasn't got this under control, and he's scared.

>>212377574
scenes like this are the only things in these movies that give me the heebie jeebies
where there's no way out

>>212377574
Is this a real film? It looks so fake, it could be AI generated.

>>212378892
Army of the Dead (2021)

>>212364604
It's a pile of shit.

I watched the camera rip yesterday.
I regretted it.

The whole shit was a super shitty family drama.

>>212368692
>naked and the camera makes sure to frame their swinging dicks into every single shot.

Game of thrones but smaller budget, and much worse scripts

>>212377574
The most hilarious part the paratroopers descending into the horde.

It's so retarded it hurts.

>>212377811
Mom said this turn the little brother can play with the .50 cal.

He didn't like that

>>212374285
the implication that the zombies might be some supernatural hell on earth event is cool

>>212373005
Battery was good until the final act. The coom scene was kino and 100% relateable.

The whole zombie baby subplot dragged it down for me. And I wasn't that keen in the first place.

>>212378892
For some reason Zack Snyder insisted on using some weird ass lens to make the movie look "dream like".

>>212381894
apparently, in 28 years, the true fantasy of keeping a zombie sex slave was a go. there was an infected birthing a human baby

>>212374285
Why don't they make zombie movies set during the initial outbreak? It could be so good.

>>212385219
They do. But the outbreak part doesn't last long. For slow zombies they need to brush over it quickly because otherwise people are going to wonder how any half decent militia didn't wipe them out on day 1. And with fast/other variant outbreaks the actual outbreak part is over quickly.

>>212385307
>any half decent militia didn't wipe them out on day 1
No one would wonder that. In any large scale disaster it takes weeks, even months to get a coordinated response together. This would be even worse since it just seems like everyone has gone crazy with rabies, no one knows what's going on, and for all they know it's super infectious. No one is some zombie expert like you always pretend. However, they don't like showing the start because it has been done so many times it's pretty boring. They want to skip through to "the good part" because the audience whines and boos "yeah yeah, we know, everyone's shocked and scared not knowing about zombies, get on with it already!" Same way they treat aliens, they have to burst and terrorize everyone on fast foward since everyone has seen it so much it's boring.

>>212374936
I think he is the one armed zombie that rushes that one dude against the window, or the one zombie that wanders towards the two guys when they try to open the backdoor for the truck.

>>212386351
>slow zombies
>taking weeks to put together a plan
A couple of hillbillies with guns could end them. A competent military even moreso. It's always cringe when a modern day military is overrun by slow zombies. They simply aren't enough of a threat or fast enough.

>>212385307
>>212386351
I honestly can't remember any zombies where the initial outbreak isn't a major plot point. I always loved those flashback scenes from the walking dead back then with the military fighting the infected in the hospitals and bombing the cities.

>>212364026 (OP)
I owned the DVD and liked the extra feature included.

>>212387928
Forgot the link, becuase I am drunk and silly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVH8J8iOUOw

>>212387965
poor Franklin ;_;

>>212388158
The Babylon 5 curse.

https://www.imdb.com/list/ls023048945/

>>212375069
here it is for anybody interested https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLZ0J6-Y3oA&rco=1

>>212389478
>>212387965

>>212364026 (OP)
When you were younger? You mean last summer when you were 12? That opening sucks balls.

>>212390064
You would know. You're an expert at sucking balls

>>212374123
Yeah I thought that was interesting too (outbreak in those times) but I had just come off watching a different long period piece so I wasn't quite into it.

Also IIRC there wasn't a a lot of zombie action happening. Literally just the emperor or lord was zombie

>>212364026 (OP)
Day of the Dead's intro is better.

>>212364026 (OP)
Land of The Dead is better modern zombie movie. The 1970s DOD was way better. Wally was BASED https://youtu.be/u3aGmR0XvwY?t=485

The new one is okay, but it was also pozzed. Russian lady with black husband was absolutely disgusting. Also the weird old gay guy. A bit too much dialog and not enough action. Also lazy writing;
"Lets put Andys shop next to the mall". It was cool watching it back in the 2000s when it was new but now its lame.

>>212378559
that is so dumb, surely they'd at least drop a few grenades to make space

>>212380855
They filmed this on purpose and put it in a movie.

>>212390686
>Russian lady with black husband was absolutely disgusting
But realistic. Slavic women fuck all sorts of niggers and other browns. They're notorious for it.

there are some films like it, but nothing as close. legit one of my favorite sequences in film.

>>212390339
That's still pretty early in the show. They go to investigate a far out rural village and there's zombies there. The zombies in the show work by only coming alive at night. Eventually they spread to a bunch more villages all around the kingdom and it gets way worse. But it's all accompanying politcal schemes and games because powerful people wanted to usurp the throne and line of succession