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Anonymous No.212365224 >>212365389 >>212365479 >>212365539 >>212365543 >>212365624 >>212365640 >>212365966 >>212366040 >>212366958 >>212368760 >>212368911
So we’re really doing Lex Luthor again?
James Gunn’s Superman is literally just Man of Steel + Krypto.

No origin story, fine. But we’re still doing:
>Superman conflicted about being alien/human
>Public distrust
>Military interference
>Lex Luthor manipulating perception
>Big gray-suit villain (Engineer = Faora 2.0?)

We’ve had 5 Superman movies since 1978 and Lex Luthor is the main villain in 4 of them.
And that’s not even counting the TV shows recycling the exact same story.
Why is DC so creatively bankrupt they can’t even pick a different villain?
Brainiac? Parasite? Mongul? Even Mr. Mxyzptlk would be a breath of fresh air.
And don’t even start with “it’s different this time.” Every reboot says that.
This is just another "he wants to be human but he’s too powerful" plot disguised as deep philosophy.
How many times can they recycle this before people admit Superman is boring?

>“He’s not like other Kryptonians, he’s special… again.”
>Every Superman movie ever

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5950044/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox8ZLF6cGM0
Anonymous No.212365389
>>212365224 (OP)
Superman will never escape Lex Luthor and Batman will never escape the Joker.
Modern cape movies are just eternal reruns.
Anonymous No.212365479
>>212365224 (OP)
Need to see bizarro and brainiac
Anonymous No.212365539
>>212365224 (OP)
Imagine being a kid today and thinking Lex Luthor is the only villain Superman has.
No Brainiac, no Mongul, no Bizarro, no Eradicator, no Darkseid… just bald Zuckerberg every damn time.
Anonymous No.212365543 >>212365588
>>212365224 (OP)
>literally just Man of Steel

but good. It can't be any worse.
Anonymous No.212365588
>>212365543
Yeah, about that...
Anonymous No.212365624
>>212365224 (OP)
American cinema has long become as creatively bankrupt as the Chinese one, which basically relies on Journey to the West, Three Kingdoms, and WW2, except in the US it isn’t just government bureaucracy and censorship preventing creativity, it’s just greedy jews rubbing coins between their fingers unless it’s a reboot or a remake
Anonymous No.212365640 >>212365660
>>212365224 (OP)
Kids at least deserve a mean-spirited Lex Luthor who is a bald business mogul.
Zoomers had to grow up with Eisenberg's greasy haired babbling buffoonery.
Anonymous No.212365660 >>212365721
>>212365640
Crazy how a guy with peak human baldness and a corporate Twitter account keeps making Superman cry every reboot.
Anonymous No.212365721
>>212365660
Yeah...
If it ain't broke, don't fix it I guess.
Anonymous No.212365892
Superman reboot checklist:
>Sad stare into the distance
>Speech about responsibility
>Public turns on him
>Lex Luthor monologues
>CGI sky battle
>Lois says “You’re more human than anyone I know”
Anonymous No.212365966
>>212365224 (OP)
>Brainiac? Parasite? Mongul? Even Mr. Mxyzptlk would be a breath of fresh air.
Kek
Anonymous No.212366040 >>212366230 >>212366383 >>212366797 >>212367545
>>212365224 (OP)
>Nicholas Hoult - 6'2
>David Corenswet - 6'4

Lmao the jew is such a fucking liar.
Anonymous No.212366230
>>212366040
unacceptable
Anonymous No.212366383 >>212366692 >>212366726 >>212366797
>>212366040
Typical business shoes have 2 inch sole. What is going on
Anonymous No.212366692 >>212366770
>>212366383
Batman boots have 4inch sole
Anonymous No.212366726
>>212366383
And Superman is wearing boots, retard.
Anonymous No.212366770 >>212366821
>>212366692
He’s not wearing cowboy boots. Looks like rain boots. Those aren’t adding inches
Anonymous No.212366797
>>212366040
>>212366383
Anonymous No.212366821 >>212366902 >>212366926
>>212366770
Anonymous No.212366902 >>212366934
>>212366821
Anonymous No.212366926 >>212366956
>>212366821
That isn’t four inches. What measurement you use in India, how long your shit is?
Anonymous No.212366934 >>212366950
>>212366902
Wait a minute...
Anonymous No.212366950
>>212366934
Is she wearing a newspaper?
Anonymous No.212366956 >>212367250
>>212366926
Show me where I said it was 4 inches, ESL.
Anonymous No.212366958
>>212365224 (OP)
that's really what he looks like? jesus
Anonymous No.212367250
>>212366956
You did. Stop lying
Anonymous No.212367427 >>212367506
Hoping for Metallo if it gets a sequel
Anonymous No.212367506
>>212367427
Looking like Bizarro
Anonymous No.212367545
>>212366040
David Corenswet is 5'11
Anonymous No.212368760
>>212365224 (OP)
Lex will try and shoot supahman with a kryptonite bullet and shoots Krypto instead so the movie get weepy over a mutt.
Anonymous No.212368911
>>212365224 (OP)
>We’ve had 5 Superman movies since 1978 and Lex Luthor is the main villain in 4 of them.
>Why is DC so creatively bankrupt they can’t even pick a different villain?
He's a fantastic character, and better than the superhero which is the norm when it comes to supervillains and their Mary Sue enemies. Luthor is a multifaceted person.
>Brainiac? Parasite? Mongul? Even Mr. Mxyzptlk would be a breath of fresh air.
It would be CGI slop
>And don’t even start with “it’s different this time.” Every reboot says that.
But it can actually be true.