Thread 212368714

Arthouse and Classics

Friend's house edition

>Question of the Day
What is your favourite /film/ about friendship?
>Bonus
What is your friend's favourite /film/?
>Bonuser
Where is their house?

Previous: >>212324437

Queen of /film/

Finally normal people can post in a normal thread free of waifutranny nonsense.

This is the thread

>>212368763
Gadonspamming is not waifuposting.

This is the thread.

Mods, ban Gadospammer and his thread, he is getting way out of hand.

>>212369024
Bro this is is Reddit

Heil Hitler

>>212369024
Go to /film

>>212368977
>Sarah Gadon, star of Smile 3

>>212369060
Gitler Heil

Luv from Kiev

My friend told me that my tastes are normie as fuck:

>Tarkovsky
>LVT
>Bergman
>Tarr
>Vincent Gallo
>Zulawski
>Bresson
>Lynch
>Reygadas

But I don't give a fuck. I'll become a great director.

Genre that I want to make it in
>Folk Horror

>>212369161
What's his favourite film and where is the friend's house?

>>212369202
He's into that flashy """avant-garde""" short film wank fest. He's an "online friend"

>>212369277
you don't have irl friends do you

>>212368977
Dead, soulless shark eyes. Downright grim.

>>212369339
I have few good friends irl. They are willing to help me shoot a 8min kino.

Is it true that "serious viewers" take horror and fantastic films less seriously than the films based human relations and """real life"""? Why is that? Aren't our dreams as real as """real life"""?

>QOTD
Not sure. I like Mikey and Nicky. But they’re not such good friends when it comes down to it… Sing Sing was a good movie that came out recently… probably the last time I seriously enjoyed a movie in the theatre.
>Bonus
My roommate’s favourite movie is The Wolf of Wall Street. She’s doing an economics degree because of it, so I would say she likes that movie more than any movie; I don’t think any movie has influenced my life so singularly like that.
>Bonuser
We can’t get on a read on this chick, boss. She’s like a ghost!

>>212352053
I would be interested and I would greatly appreciate the time you take to help enrich my dilettante ears. I promise to listen to all.

>>212368784
Well, one man’s poopoo is another dung beetle’s much-welcomed good poopoo… so they say.

>>212364014
Kek. He's been counterbaked twice and in under an hour one of the threads is deleted and the other's on the ropes. What a fucking spastic.

I hate that gadonjeet

>>212369587
Fuck me, Kinskibro really set that schizo off tonight.

>>212369566
God I love Charlotte so much. I'd die a thousand deaths for that smile!

>>212368855
This. We have always rejected Gadonjeet and tonight is a good example why.

>>212368977
Vile.

>>212370695
I prefer it when she contorts her face in a borzoi-esque fashion.

>>212368855
I was referring to this post of mine >>212328403

>>212371658
Joke's on you, because I baked this bread!

>>212368714 (OP)
Niemals mehr am Ich gereben!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk1tHxfdJrA

>>212371682
It's neutrally themed

>>212369161
>I'll become a great director
do you have connections in the industry?

>>212368718
>>212371682
You know she fucks brown guys right?

>>212371799
Are you new?

Anyone here seen this? Kino par excellence.

>>212371799
She's brown herself.

>>212371926
Fun fact: this was used in an episode of Spongebob. The man reeling the line in when Spongebob was riding the fish hook was from fishing with john

>>212371926
Is that Dennis Hopper in the largest circle?

>>212371945
Yes, and Jim Jarmusch and Willem Dafoe on the smaller ones.
Matt Dillon and Tom Waits also show up for the other two episodes.

>>212371988
Ok this looks interesting, thanks for the rec

>>212371934
I wouldn't be surprised, but her name is seemingly ordinary French and her parents both look white (father is maybe kinda borderline-looking at a stretch, but ultimately not out of place for southern France).

Fishing with someonejohn

>>212372072
This is a just thread war tho.

>>212372033
She's a beurette

>>212372116
As I said, wouldn't be surprised, but the evidence is inconclusive afaik.

>>212371752
No but why? I have "talent" tho

>>212368714 (OP)
favourite film about friendship: The Last Detail
best friends' favourite film: Drive My Car (could be significantly worse)
exact co-ordinates of my best friends' house: don't have them to hand, but they're happily installed in the capital of a certain antipodean nation...

>>212372238
kek then hope you have luck, you will need it

at maximum you will be directing commercials

>>212372738
Most directors shoot commercials to survive, no?

>>212372873
Or wedding videos.

>>212372919
Kek, Sean Baker shoots wedding videos to survive?
I'll shoot commercials and then save a lot and will make few short films as pilots for feature and then get funding for feature based on that.

>>212372979
>Sean Baker shoots wedding videos to survive?
Not anymore, but that's how he started.

>>212373051
How do you survive?

Raise Ravens

>>212373177
Hola cuerva

>>212368499
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

>>212373339
Kek. Eat shit.

>>212373099
I don't.

>>212373099
>>212374110
Kino Godardian exchange

ohhh so Bergman just hates women

We all hate women here

>>212374395
He genuinely understood women in a way that none of his contemporaries (or any other filmmaker, even the woman ones) did.

Also I'm waiting for Harperposter's review.

>>212373319
Ole

>>212374535
How do you know?

Rancho Notorious

>>212368714 (OP)
Turns out i did fall asleep without masturbating, and i missed gadonpaki's melt even.

>QOD
Rohmer's filmography.
>Bonus
My friends are you guys so whatever you answer.
>Bonuser
Wherever you guys live.

>>212374535
Borowczyk understood women pretty well.

>>212369566
I'm the Mingus guy and i could do you a list too if you'd like, but my tastes are more on the wild 60s stuff than bebop or hardbop.

>>212371926
Of course, i love Lurie like you wouldn't believe, and that show is really funny. I remember watching the whole thing on youtube back in 2007.

>>212371926
His more recent painting show is very good too, it's not as funny as this but he tells some cool stories and his paintings are quite unique.

>>212375327
One of the extras in the Summer With Monika Criterion is an interview with Harriet Andersson (presumably recorded in the 2010s) where she still seems genuinely mad that Ingmar left her for Bibi. And then he left Bibi for Liv. And he somehow kept working with all of them throughout the whole period spanning those three relationships.

>>212374535
>>212376660
>Dreyer, like Mizoguchi, always had a fascination and sensitivity for the feminine role in human interactions . . . Like Kenji Mizoguchi, the feminine role is not an abstraction for Dreyer, but is always a very physical presence in his films. Yet it is far distanced from the typical male fantasy of a feminine abstraction. . . . Von Sternberg’s women are idealized and viewed from the man’s perspective. But throughout Dreyer’s career, his women, like Mizoguchi’s, are grounded in the physical world, and yet have some strangely 'spiritual' dimension, too.

>>212374535
>He genuinely understood women in a way that none of his contemporaries (or any other filmmaker, even the woman ones) did.
Do you mean that his notion of women aligned with your pre-existing notions of women? A man can not understand what womanhood is, and neither can a woman understand what manhood is. It's something you have to experience from cradle to grave.
>>212368714 (OP)
>QOTD
Beyond The Valley of the Dolls
>Bonus
Abiding Nowhere (2024)
>Bonuser
I only know the city, but she's been in my house.

>>212376895
>and neither can a woman understand what manhood is.
I'm sure your mother understands my manhood

>>212376960
Got. His. Ass.

>>212376873
Mizoguchi is the greatest but he always sees women as the victim, Imamura knows they're just as guilty as the men, so in that sense Imamura has a better understanding of women than Mizoguchi does.

>>212376960
Based.

I'm 30 and I never even kissed a girl

What happened to /hor/?

>>212368714 (OP)
cute boys

>>212377136
What do you mean? The thread vanished?

>>212377132
what's stopping you

Hi from bangladesh

>>212377194
I don't like kissing girls. I want to kiss boys.

>>212377175
Yeah, got archived early, that actually happens to them a lot more than to us.

>>212377194
consent

>>212377223
I'm a boy...

>>212377223
>>212377262
>>>/nambla/

>>212377262
*kiss*

Quit horsin' around.

>>212377280
*kiss*

>>212377300
*kiss*

>>212368714 (OP)
For the love of God, let all waifutrannies posting here get terminal cancer and die within the next 2 weeks. Thank you.

>>212368775
>>212368977
>>212369419
>>212369566
>>212371682
>>212376895
Die.
>>212375897
>>212376660
Based posts. Don't die.

>>212374535
>Also I'm waiting for Harperposter's review.
I'm gonna spend a day dedicated to Bergman very soon :) promise I'm not ducking your rec.

>>212377474
*breathes in your direction out of spite*

>>212377474
It's insane, the level of avatarfagging. How can they take it.

>>212377950
I love avatarfagging tbqh

>>212378039
Of course, because these threads are just a Discord server now. They suck.

>>212368763
Bitch you thought.

How to Get Ahead in Advertising

>>212377823
Golly jeepers! Lookit those chompers! No wonder Missy Denis got this broad to play a cannibal.

>>212378066
And you would know what a film discord server is like?

>>212371191
wholesome

>>212378254
Yes, I was there, just lurking. I hate cliques.

>>212377812
Yeah, sure...

Does anyone else here struggle with films in certain languages ? Hearing languages like Russian give me a horrible headache, I only really find English, German, Japanese, and Dutch tolerable, I can maybe do French or Chinese once in a while, if the film is short enough .

>>212378469
>Hearing languages like Russian give me a horrible headache
Just a normal human reaction to the slavic caveman grunts, don't feel too bad. But to answer your question, no.

>>212368714 (OP)
is OP's movie any good?

>>212378469
Swedish is horrible. Fucking hurpy glurpy niggas, I can't take any of it seriously

>>212378469
>Hearing languages like Russian give me a horrible headache
lol I am fluent in russian

Jerking off to Mary Kate and Ashley

>>212378870
Always thought they were ugly, weird simian faces, very ugly noses.

>>212378706
Dutch is very ugly too, sounds like a german who got hit in the head and is now retarded.

The best languages are obviously the romance ones, everything else is beneath.

Characteristics, hallmarks and habits of a hack director ?

>>212379784
First name: Michael
Last name: Haneke

>>212378421
I decided I'm gonna watch the following noirs as a proper introduction to Bennett and Lang beyond Metropolis:
>The Woman in the Window
>Scarlet Street
>Secret Beyond the Door

>>212378066
This is an imageboard, not a trooncord server.

>>212379872
Bad take, you should have said "Zulawski".

>>212379878
80% of anons in here are literally Discord.

I've got Only the River Flows lined up to watch later, the premise sounds intriguing and I love the look of the cinematography. I've never watched Chinese cinema before but this one looks especially good. What are your lots thoughts on it?

>>212379872
BASED

>>212380026
"literally Discord" as in they also post in the /film/ trooncord?

>>212379878
Even better, Scarlet Street is the best one, the reason i recommended Secret Beyond the Door is because it's such a clear influence on Suspiria.

>>212380026
I've never been on Discord though.

>>212380101
That too, but I meant that they act like people on Discord. At least for me, the appeal of 4chan was a certain sense of anonymity, but these dudes actually want to eliminate that and even gatekeep threads in certain ways reminiscent of Discord mods.

Morning Gadonbros

>>212380147
>gatekeep
From what, exactly? What can't you do because of the waifuniggas?

>>212380108
>the reason i recommended Secret Beyond the Door is because it's such a clear influence on Suspiria.
I was waiting for the right time to post picrel, funny enough. Did you know the pool scene in Suspiria was an homage to the original Cat People?

>>212380147
Waifuposters aren't gatekeeping /film/ threads at all by circumventing anonymity. We actually give recs when asked which is the opposite of gatekeeping.

>>212380147
This is a Gadonboard

>>212380425
>The witch would turn into a black panther
Thank god he discarded that.

>>212380583
Yes, Gadonbro.

im just now getting into classic sci-fi movies just finished watching the 50s invasion of the body snatchers, anyone got any other good recs?

>>212381474
Forbidden Planet

>>212381474
Incredibly Shrinkin' Man is the best the genre has to offer alongside OG The Blob.

>>212381474
Fantastic Voyage (1966)

>>212381474
Planet of the Vampires.

Let me tell you something, do you like monster movies? Anybody? I love monster movies. I simply adore monster movies, and the cheaper they are, the better they are. And cheapness in the case of a monster movie has nothing to do with the budget of the film—although it helps. But true cheapness is exemplified by visible nylon strings attached to the jaw of a giant spider.
https://youtu.be/ckEP8KN2710

>>212380261
I prefer hags

>>212381474
The Day The Earth Stood Still
It Came From Outer Space
When Worlds Collide
War of The Worlds 1953
The Quatermass Xperiment
The Day The Earth Caught Fire
Fiend Without A Face

>>212382325
Sounds very cucked.

We prefer beautiful Canadian actresses here.

>>212382427
Do you ever shut the fuck up, paki?

>>212382480
Racist cuck.

>>212382559
Struck a nerve with that one, huh?

>>212382623
Being racist doesn't make your "arguments" more valid, anon; in fact, you seem retarded when you act in that way.

>>212382678
This is Gadoncuck though so it doesn't matter.

>>212382774
It does.

>>212369566
>I promise to listen to all.
That's a fast way to make yourself hate music. Poke around as you please:
Woody Shaw
>Rosewood
>Love Dance
Harold Land
>Xocia's Dance
>Mapenzi
Wes Montgomery
>Far Wes
>Movin' Wes
Kenny Wheeler
>Flutter By, Butterfly
Horace Silver
>In Pursuit of The 27th Man
McCoy Tyner
>Fly With The Wind
Chick Corea
>My Spanish Heart
>Tones for Joan's Bones
Stevie Wonder
>Innervisions
Antonio Carlos Jobim
>Stone Flower
Thievery Corporation
>Saudade
Kamasi Washington
>The Epic
Acoustic Alchemy
>The New Edge
Jean-Luc Ponty
>Aurora
Uyama Hiroto
>A Son of The Sun

There's no use in even banning him as he always evades. He's always been annoying but today he is particularly extra cunty.

>>212382808
No, it really doesn't. Fuck him.

>>212382159
Drums are so great on this one.

>>212382917
Thanks, I played them. My name is Chester Thompson. How y'all doin'?

>>212382882
Kinskibro's not even posting and this dude still won't fuck off today.

>>212382912
It does. You're so childish.

>>212382946
You're not Chester you liar.

any arthouse kino like picrel, which is pop film but I'm eager to find underdog, rags to riches story with arthouse flavour or just an arthouse movie for that matter.

>>212382971
I'm sorry, am I the anon taking up for fucking Gadonfag? Really? Talk about playing devil's advocate.

>>212381474
If you want to hurt yourself with old monster movies svengoolie is on every saturday night

>>212383008
Fucking Gadonfag? Talk about having an unique taste.

>>212382992
Oh yeah? *Badumtssh*
Ya hear that, buster?

>>212383049
t. paki

Why do they make cucks seethe so much?

>>212383091
Why do you ban evade six times a day?

>>212383082
Yep, so what?

>>212383130
You're brown. Leave.

>>212383115
I dont. This is my first post today.

Sarah Gadon and Amanda Fix are posted by many different people from all over the globe.

>>212383178
Thanx for the laugh.

>>212383184
Lying cuckold

>>212383214
I am not lying, nor am I a cuck.

I'm Mike Patton.

Oh wait I had this video. I don't have to post the anti-gadon picture that got me a three day veykayshun.

>>212383277
Shit, it's outdated! He was just an indian back then.

>>212383244
Overrated, just like SOAD.

>>212383321
It genuinely makes me angry you would make that comparison.

>>212383381
SOAD is extremely influenced by Mr. Bungle and Faith No More. Mike Patton's clown / circus influenced theatrics never interested me, even though he has amazing singing capabilities. Still have to check out Fantomas, though.

>>212371926
Thanks.

Me when Pauline Kael and the filtered cattle give cassavetes 1 star reviews on Letterboxd

>>212378469
How can you do chinese but not Russian, Russian is much nicer

>>212383467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sT0WSwgHLc
Is this what you mean by circus theatrics? Still mad, anthony?

>>212378469
>>212383601
You should really specify whether you mean mandarin or cantonese.

>>212383596
200% based

>>212383618
Mr. Bungle's first album is a rather unremarkable collage of circus theatrics with an above average vocal performance by Mr. Patton. Another element that contributes to the album's downfall is its bloated runtime, with 2 tracks being above 10 minutes of length and no songs being below 5 minutes of duration.
While RHCP are an unconsistent band with problems similar to those of Mr. Bungle, their singles are usually amazing, in spite of Mr. Kiedis' less than stellar vocal performances. The songwriting talents of Frusciante, and the rhythm section consisting of Flea and Chad Smith mog any chances Mr. Bungle or Faith No More ever had of getting ahead of the Peppers, which also mog them commercially and into eternity.

>>212379583
English, French, Russian and Japanese consistently sound good. Italian can sometimes sound like a parody of itself, same with Spanish. Hindi is also a really clean sounding language, just a shame about the country and people.

>>212383596
>Til, John cassavetes.
Danke

>>212383784
Okay I'll have to quit the larp because you're more knowledgeable than me here but there's nothing wrong with averaging songs above 5 minutes
>unconsistent
Inconsistent*
>their singles are usually amazing
Some of their best material are unreleased tracks imo
>commercially
Who cares

>>212382159
I should post this on /hor/ haha oh wait

>>212384143
Nta but do you have any good claymation reccs?

What the fuck these old DPs and light technicians didn't transferred their knowledge to younger generations?

This shit looks fucking insane. Modern films look like ass.

>>212384408
They did, but both the tastes and technology changed.

>>212383062
Anybody can do that: *Badumtssh*, see?

>>212383244
This one is way more believable.

>>212383784
I agree that the debut is their weakest album, i relistened to it recently and it's very juvenile in every way when compared to their following albums, and can get very very tiring, the highs are still awesome though. RHCP is just a little funk band, they have some cool songs but they're nowhere near Bungle. I do agree that Frusciante is awesome though, but Trevor Dunn and Danny Heifetz can play circles upon circles around Flea and Chad Smith, which doesn't matter though, what matters is what they choose to do, and what they choose to do is a million times more interesting than RHCP.

>>212368714 (OP)
>fav friendship film
Stand by me. It's just 4 bros on a trip.to poke a deado. Or withnail and I.
>friends fave fil.
Everything you need to know about sex (1972) woody Allen.
>where is his house
Last on the left.

>>212384817
What do you mean? Caravaggio is still as kino as he was in his time. I think aesthetics of that sort are objectively timeless. That film other than suits, fashion and hairstyles doesn't look dated at all.

>>212385056
In the 70s american audiences weren't into such pristine gorgeous looks, they wanted grit and dirt, something to do with the post-Vietnam broken spirit of american society.

I’m watching PEEPING TOM today…

>>212376715
Yes please. Actually, John Coltrane’s spiritual stuff was my favourite out of all that I have heard so far, so I would say that I’m probably a 60s “New Thing” enthusiast more than a bop fan. Although, I do like Art Blakey and the Jazz Messengers.

>>212382870
This is exciting. Thank you. When I come across artists I have never heard of before, I feel like the world is opening up to me more than it did before.
I will get back to you in about 5 calendar years with my thoughts!

>>212380026
Facts. Zulawski is, manifestly, a fraud. To abuse Sam Neill and Isabella Janny like that, in order to get a performance out of them, just shows his lack of talent as a director; I would say their best performances are in other films. Sam Neill even gave a better crazy guy performance in Event Horizon, which of course means that Paul W.S. Anderson is a better director of actors than Zulawski. Of course, directing actors is not the entire remit of a director’s job, but he hardly seems to do anything else well either beyond pure shock-jock value making his actors really hit each other and birthing live babies on camera. And his shock shtick is not even exciting, he somehow manages to make this boring too. The only thing I can commend him for is telling his directors of photography to take some good tracking shots for him.
I strongly dislike him….
>>212381474
The Ishiro Honda cycle of Godzilla movies (my favourite being Invasion of Astro-Monster), The Day the Earth Stood Still, Them!, and, if you like John Carpenter and want to see one of his chief inspirations, the Quatermass series by Hammer, though if you only have time for 1, then Quatermass and the Pit, which specifically was drawn upon for his movie Prince of Darkness… and a lot of people, it’s weird, think they’re too culturally familiar with Planet of the Apes so they don’t bother watching it, but it’s a really good film so if you haven’t yet you should.

>>212368714 (OP)
>What is your favourite /film/ about friendship?
Half-Baked probably.

>>212385254
Agree with your points on the 'Zul

>>212385182
>they wanted grit and dirt, something to do with the post-Vietnam broken spirit of american society.
I never fucking understand that type of thing. Like why would you want to see the same bullshit of real life on your screen too? Directors should not give a fuck about such demands and do what they want. No wonder murican cinema from 70s looks ass.

>>212385254
>Yes please.
Alright, you'll have to wait though because i'm gonna carefully think this up.

>When I come across artists I have never heard of before, I feel like the world is opening up to me more than it did before.
Based, you're alright, Charlottebro.

Just checking in. Had a round of sex. Was off yesterday for the Fourth, Happy Independence Day everyone but most of all to the troops. I rewatched American Sniper and American Dad in honor of Independence Day. I am a stout man and I work in and office.

I am stout, I am strong, I am built like an ox, and I drink like a mule. I am a stout man, and I will not let this deter from me not being a big beefy man. Being stout is the middle passage in life and that is okay. I am stout and I mean it. I am stout stout stout and I love to shout. Thank you very much.

One could be slender, and one can be big and beefy. The truth is I am stout, which is comfortably in the middle. I see nothing wrong with being stout and in fact I view it as good and healthy. I am young, I am happy, and I am healthy. Just finished Rocky V (underrated) and am about to watch National Treasure and Pirates of the Carribean 4. I am stout and watch stout films. I will watch the newest John Wick and the newest Mission Impossible. Thank you very much.

>>212368714 (OP)
>4chan thread posted with the movie I just watched with the exact screenshot I took, possibly down to the frame
Curious

>>212385902
Funny how that works.

nanananana

>>212385254
>>212385543
Eric Dolphy
>Out to Lunch
>Iron Man
Don Cherry
>Eternal Rhythm
>Complete Communion
>Mu
Ornette Coleman
>Dancing in Your Head
>The Shape of Jazz to Come
>Free Jazz
Steve Lacy
>Momentum
Booker Little
>Out Front
Lee Morgan
>The Sidewinder
>Search For the New Land
Pharoah Sanders
>Thembi
>Karma
Noah Howard
>The Black Ark
Albert Ayler
>Spiritual Unity
Peter Brötzmann
>Machine Gun
>Nipples
Kaoru Abe
>Winter 1972
Alan Silva
>Luna Surface
>Skillfulness
>Seasons
Alan Shorter
>Orgasm
Marion Brown
>Sweet Earth Flying
>Afternoon of a Georgia Faun
>Porto Novo
>November Cotton Flower
Andrew Hill
>Point of Departure
Jackie McLean
>Destination... Out!
>One Step Beyond
Anthony Braxton
>For Alto
>New York, Fall 1974
>Five Pieces
>This Time...
Archie Shepp
>The Magic of Ju-Ju
>Blasé
Sonny Sharrock
>Ask the Ages
>Black Woman
Cecil Taylor
>Unit Structures
>Conquistador
Mal Waldron
>The Quest
John Tchicai
>The Real John Tchicai
Evan Parker, Derek Bailey and Han Bennink
>The Topography of the Lungs

This is some that i could think of right now, there's many more stuff but this was getting too big so listen to this stuff or some of this stuff and then if you'd like i'll give more recs. I didn't include any Mingus because you already said you'd listen to Mingus Ah Um soon and he is a guy that's good to just follow the discography.

>>212385254
See you then

>Zhang Yimou reportedly auditioned 10,000 girls in search of untarnished, innocent (old school Chinese) beauty when looking to cast the lead in this film.

>"These young folks are looking worse and worse with each generation. Pretty girls obviously aren't marrying handsome guys these days. They're hooking up with this sugar daddy and that old lonely bachelor with money. No wonder the kids are lacking in the looks department.

>When you look at any picture of young Chinese women from the 60s and 70s period, you'll almost always have an eager face that radiates innocent beauty looking back at you. This is now a thing of the past, young folks rarely have that innocence about them any more."

>>212387179
Didn't know Zhang was a chud. His pee drinking tendencies should have been a telltale sign of it.

Talkin' all that jazz

>>212387179
is this a fake quote

>>212388086
Sure reads like one.

>>212388427
I really like the fake quote gimmick. Rohmer's one is legendary. I hope anons churn out frome of them.

>>212387276
>pee drinking tendencies
What

>>212368714 (OP)
>What is your favourite /film/ about friendship?
North Of Normal

>>212389443
Watch Red Sorghum, niggha.

>>212368714 (OP)
Can I get some Russian film recs (that aren't Tarkovsky)?

>>212390669
Khrustalyov, my car!
Hard to be a god
The Ascent
Wings 1966
Afonya

I'm on the need of spiritual film

>>212391134
What have you watched already and what did you like? I wan't to save the trouble of recommending entry level stuff you have already seen... or not?

>>212383816
>Hindi is also a really clean sounding language, just a shame about the country and people
Persian kinda scratches the Hindi itch without that country baggage.

>>212391183
Kimchi, Tark, Sokurov, Bergman, Dreyer

>>212391292
What about Rossellini? Bresson?

Hello Fixbros

Yuca frita con mojito

>>212391835
Back to your soccer balls.

>>212392102
Back to your cuck cave.

>>212378670
Yes. It’s like Uncut Gems but for 10 year olds

>>212391898
I just want Coca Cola!

>>212393021
Thing's been on my head since you posted it that day.

Thoughts /film/?

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>>212391134
Wendy Wu Homecoming Warrior

>>212371942
It wasn't just any episode, it was an episode with Jim Jarmusch specifically, they knew what they were doing. Classic Sponge Bob was genuine comedy kino, it's a shame it turned into a shitty Looney Tunes / Ren & Stimpy clone.

Bitch I Own Swag
I'm A Star Like I'm In SAG

Quite a speedy thread this one.

>>212371926
this one

>>212392386
Why don't you just post in your own thread >>212368499 ? Oh right...

>>212394165
FINALLY, The one good Gadon webm. Love those big, fat peasant calves.

>>212394205
>Love those big, fat peasant calves
So damn meaty. Just one of them would feed a family of ten for a year.

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>>212394205
Sarah Gadon has the best calves

>>212394509
I'm very anti-Gadon in general, but I do want her to crush my skull with them.

>>212394595
Tat tvam asi indeed.

We're all tat tvam asi here.

We're all bumping here.

this thread's been cold dead for +3 hours damn

Remember, all of this because a certain Finnish poster decided to indulge his waifutranny online friend.

>>212398347
Chronology's not even correct let alone the wider argument. This thread will almost certainly make it to 310 like they almost all have since the dawn of the Golden Age of Waifuposting which is certainly more than could be said of the pre-waifuposting age of threads regularly dying before reaching 100.

>>212398347
Are you a masochist? You can't not know that you only encourage them by saying shit like this.

We're all masochists here.

>>212399687
we are also infetterrent.

We’re all ** meme is boring

>>212400035
One of the few things that are good from this general at this point in time. God bless that retarded spammer, and also B and D.

>>212400035
you're boring

>>212400035
Less boring than just typing "bump" or "somepony?" thoughbeit.

>>212400184
I'm not retarded.

>>212398820
>pre-waifuposting age of threads regularly dying before reaching 100.
/tv/ was always a waifufag board, despite moot's laughable efforts to make it otherwise.

>>212400035
Damn this triggered a few

>>212400232
God bless that genius spammer*

>>212400530
Thank you and you're welcome.

>>212400265
>/tv/ was always a waifufag board
I agree, but I'm talking about the Golden Age of Waifuposting in /film/ which really started last year (tho /film/'s had waifuposting of some sort for years if not from the beginning).

What’s some approved chudcore /film/

>>212400851
Naked is the best one.

>>212398347
What a retarded thing to post.

>>212400793
I'm just pulling your tail. That's why the nerd png is attached

name favorite Bergman flicks to check
seen: seventh seal, persona, wild strawbizzles, fanny & alex, and a couple of the other bigger titles...
so lemme know your faves
I'm of scandinavian blood, living in america

>>212401259
Scenes From a Marriage

>>212401259
Shame.

>>212401259
My faves are Winter Light and Summer Interlude, you could do worse than check those out.

>>212390669
Messenger boy

Boregman again.

>>212401259
Serpent's Egg is his ultimate masterpiece

A film can never be a masterpiece without humour , especially dark subject matter

>>212401548
Serpent's Egg has a lot of humor, specially with the James Bond part at the end.

>>212401548
Oh no! Let me go reanalyze every movie I've ever seen to reconcile them with your arbitrary definitions and standards.

>>212401731
>every movie I've ever seen
Shouldn’t take you long to get through the 1k

>>212401797
Got his ass.

>>212401797
the 1k what

>>212402097
>he doesn't know

>>212401904
Really sent that freak flying.

>>212401548
>A film can never be a masterpiece without humour
And the humour has to land, which is why in spite of his jocular pretensions, G*dard never made a masterpiece.

>>212385358
Disgusting, busted, obnoxious whores.

>>212402314
Nigga, get real, GOD only made meisterwerks.

>>212402194
what don't i know? you have to tell me

Why is Godard being mentioned

>>212398347
QRD?

>>212402411
That anon made fun of you for supposedly having only watched 1k films (which is a perfectly decent number imo, but whatever).

>>212402314
Really? One of the major criticisms of Godard is that he is TOO funny: that his radical overthrow of "bourgeois" realism, distancing the viewer, foregrouding the mechanics of cinema and processes of narrative merely construct a parallel position that is not only as straightforward as classical narrative, but also serves as a disingenuous denial of responsibility and an excuse to aestheticise indulgence, fantasy and violence, making his entire theoretical argument empty.

>>212402373
Only made scheißewerks more like.

>>212402572
Kek. I'm very confident you've got a masterpiece in you, anon.

>>212402696
Godard? More like Got-him.

>>212402572
This reads like a Stewart Lee joke.

>>212402572
You could have just said he's a twat

>>212402515
What he's saying is wrong, but he's referring to the Dalleposter and the Bauposter.

>>212402515
>These threads are made by a Finnish NEET shitposter who is too stupid to reset his router (or is too poor to afford a real internet connection) so he shitposts literally every day on /tv/ using his iPhone/iPad.
Every time you see a thread opening with a low quality picture of either Katheryn Winnick, Bridget Regan, January Jones, Evangeline Lilly, Scarlett Johansson, AnnaSophia Robb, Elizabeth Banks, Sarah Gadon, Christina Hendricks, Elizabeth Debicki, Elizabeth Olsen, Saoirse Ronan, Ana de Armas, Summer Glau, Susan Sarandon, Emma Dumont, Tessa Thompson, Gal Gadot, Aubrey Plaza, Jennifer Garner, Bryce Dallas Howard, Ellen Page, Daisy Ridley, Eva Green, Sylvia Hoeks, Zoe Saldana, Kate Winslet, Kate Beckinsale, Cate Blanchett, Emily Blunt, Amy Adams, Amy Schumer, Kristen Stewart, Sarah Silverman, Emma Roberts, Sofia Boutella, Brie Larson, Karen Gillan, Jessica Biel or that mongoloid eskimo with an iPhone filename and the use of phrases like "squee" or "fämälämäzoid" or "no bully" or "there are many fans of this actress on this board", it's this one lonely mentally-ill NEET Mongolian spamming his C-list waifus from his ghetto phone.
What he needs is not (You)s but urgent mental health treatment. Just report him and hide the thread.

>>212402732
It's a Robin Wood joke.

>>212402832
Robin Wood: Men in Stitches

seanpony bake

>>212402912
on it

>>212402929
Thanks Gadonbro

>>212402820
easily the most mentally ill post in the thread

>>212402820
Is it confirmed he's the same guy? Not that I doubt it, but it would interesting to see a confirmation. He's 25 now, and that means he was already insane during the famalazoids period when he was just 18-19. Still, it's nice to see that he managed to graduate from slop despite his illness.

>>212402977
not beating the allegations

>>212402885
Robin Wood: Men in Black

>>212403072
Sarah Gadon: Black Men in Woman

>>212402562
why would watching one thousand films at the same time help me decide if it's a masterpiece?

>>212403089
Shut up cuck

>>212403153
Soccer balls.

>>212403233
Got his ass.

bake is ready for page 7 or 8

>>212403101
Not at the same time.

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>>212403383
lmao

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>>212403406
How many times is he going to do this before he cools down over the Kinski bake?

>>212403434
Maybe when the foreman at the soccer ball factory catches on.

>>212403434
Hopefully never because it's very funny, I chuckle every time

>>212403463
I do have to say, it's always a pleasure to counterbake him.

>>212403487
And it's always funny watching his thread die in spite of his Wile E. Coyote-esque antics in trying to keep it alive.

As this thread draws to a close, I'd just like to say:

FUCK G*tard (1930 - 2022)!
FUCK Nonconsensual Hacky Mikey Hackneke (1942 - 2025)!
and especially
FUCK the DISGUSTING, BUSTED, OBNOXIOUS WHORE Dominique Labourier (1943 - 2025)!!!

>>212403662
The unholy trinity if ever there was one. A collaboration between those three would be priceless (worthless).

>>212403662
I'm curious about your opinion on Citizen Kane.

Sarah Gadonfield: North of Nermal

>>212403744
I'm quite fond of it.

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>>212403775
Why do you take the feminist reading of Celine and Julie so personally?

>>212403952
I don't believe that I do. Could you elaborate on what you mean?

>>212403968
Don't be coy, you know what I mean. Rivette didn't mind, why do you? Why are you overblowing its significance?

>>212404009
Don't try and pigeonhole me with culture war tropes.

>>212404009
He just hates the actress, anon, i don't think it has anything to do with the tranny movie and its tranny director.

>>212404051
I believe you're doing this to yourself. For two reasons: first, you're overestimating the influence of the reading, biasing yourself into ahistoricity, second, you're misreading the film, confusing a facet of its commentary for its hwole.

>>212404133
How about this reading (my lips)? I hate the disgusting, busted, obnoxious, painfully-uninteresting-but-convinced-otherwise, theatre kid and her dull, shitty joint that somehow manages to disgrace the imagination by association.

>>212404215
Okay

>>212404224
Not just okay but GOOD.

bump

341 has to be a /film/ic posting record

bump

We're all bumping here.