Thread 212374699

>worse than a low budget idris elba/ John cena movie

Hahahahahahah

I dont get it. Why would you risk your career (becaue breaking embargos is a big deal for Hollywood and reviewers) to just shit on Superman of all movies? Doesnt make sense

>>212374871
They need capeshit gone, they can't start the new phase of slop while capeshit still has releases

>>212374871
It is kind of weird. The other one was clearly an accident because some intern fucked up the publishing or whatever, this one is the guy intentionally commenting on an embargo'd movie while reviewing an entirely different one lmao what the fuck. Did Disney put the hit out?

>>212374871
Marvel paid them. Gunn never made a bad movie under Disney, but somehow this is his first failure. Either they got paid, or DC is a really cursed brand.

whatever happens i'm sure both sides will be insufferably schizophrenic about it

>>212374871
At this point going to early capeshit premieres has lost its luster. Better to accelerate total capeshit collapse.

>>212374699 (OP)
Fucking cope harder this is going to make 1 billion easy and I will be laughing

>>212374871
Feige is riding on the wave of Snyder fans hating on Gunn because he needs F4 to be a sucess. People comment on how Superman needs to pass the billion dollar mark to birth the new DCU but forget Disney is spending a gazillion dollars on Doomsday, paying 100 million to RDJ and casting a shitload of well known faces for their new crossover movie. Cap4 failed, Thunderbolts failed if Superman is a sucess and F4 fails then they dont longer have the monopoly of the genre and their IP is going to sink even lower.

>>212374699 (OP)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. 500 billion on marketing isn't going to save this.

so who's going to be the next "DC savior"?

>>212374699 (OP)
if superman flops is it enough to kill capeshit??

>>212374699 (OP)
Anyone who thought the movie would be good after picrel came out is an idiot.

>>212376039
No, Superman has been flopping for 45 years

First time in my life i read about embargos being broken. Why now?

>>212376039
God be willing.

>>212375995
Post ticket NOW or you're not a real fan...

>>212376154
it has happened before, but usually just a day or two early by foreign sites

>>212375998
Gunn hired more jeets than Fiege did, but thank god we live in a world where both can flop! Total Capeshit Death

>>212376178
now this is podracing

i actually like capshit

>>212376178
that looks like complete shit

It's DC's turn, Marvelniggers.

HAHAHAHA

>>212374871
Could be rival studios giving them a huge paycheck.
Either way, it was glorious.

>>212376039
Not Superman by itself, but Superman AND F4 flopping will kill it

>>212374699 (OP)
Superman will make a billion dollars.

Even if it's a bad movie, it'll never universally be regarded as bad. Not with todays discourse of fandoms becoming a religion. People will defend this slop to the death because it's where they chose to plant their flag. Negative reviews won't be fully taken seriously, not as long as there's consumer cultists retaliating with "Snyderfags seething"

Seems like the root of this movie's issues is that Lex is doing little more than "fuck you superman I hate you fucking faggot cunt" and doing all this petty stuff to ruin him. That's fine, but it either has to go parallel with a bigger plan (I am an advocate that Luthor should have genuinely high minded/philosophical reasons for hating Superman that coexist with his petty seething jealously) or you go full blown Daredevil: Born Again with Lex ruining Superman's life (which is too early for a debut movie). I already developed my own outline for a Superman origin/first big adventure as a hero that has to have Lex as the main villain and his machinations are a bit more than 'ruin superman's reputation and hire mooks to beat him up'

>>212377027
and those people will be mocked for this slop.

Reminder that if you go to buy tickets but don't check out those seats can be reserved for 20 minutes and may detour people from going.

>>212377027
no, they won't

>>212377281
>detour
kys retard

>>212377168
It's because of that weird lens used to shoot this film. What was Gunn thinking? This film looks as bad as Snyder's Army of the dead.

>>212374699 (OP)
so it was a review for another movie and the guy said it was better than Superman? it's probably not even going to be the same reviewer for Variety's Superman review

>>212374871
Saaaar pleez redeem

GUNNSAARS SURRENDER TO SNYDERSAARS

>>212376954
>not a single james gunn movie has crossed 1B
>not a single superman movie has done it either
>not a single movie this year has crossed it either as well despite the huge popularity lilo & stitch and minecraft had
yeah no, neither of the three summer blockbuster movies will get even close to it.

>>212374871
Scorsese cape shamed them and now they don’t have to pretend these movies are any good since even the mcu is dead

>>212374699 (OP)
KILL THE CAPESLOP YEEEEES

>>212376039
Fantastic 4 has to flop (or at least make less than a billion)

>>212377524
it will
no one gives a shit about f4 and definitely no one gives a shit about f4 when it's led by a girlboss cryptkeeper lookalike

>>212376039
nah, james gunn already started doing damage control saying that the movie doesn't need to make that much money to be successful, as for F4, they already expect it given the poor reception to thunderbolts.
a real indicator of the death of capeshit would be doomsday not even breaking 1B at the box office, that's a clear "holy shit, it's over" indicator.

Is all Kevin Feige fault desu. After the huge sucess of Endgame the studio just needed to take a break to explore new ideas but Feige didnt gve a fuck and wanted more control kek. People didnt go tired of capeshit, they got tired of bad products

>>212377573
Fantastic four at least has name recognition with the general audience even if they are lame. Plus it looks like Disney attempted to make the movie look okay unlike the last handful of mcu flicks that look like they belonged on streaming

>>212374699 (OP)
heads of state was kino tho

>>212374871
>you embargo my review, and you think this gives you power over me ?

>>212377727
>Fantastic four at least has name recognition with the general audience even if they are lame
yeah totally unlike Superman who isnt recognized by anyone

>>212377731
Jack Quaid is relentlessly handsome.

>>212376178
This is the new picrel

>>212377757
That’s not related to what I posted

>>212374699 (OP)
If this post ends in repeating numbers, Gunn's Superman movie will make less money than Man Of Steel.

>>212377727
>Fantastic Four is more popular than Superman
not even the most hardcore FF fan say this shit

>>212377896
Superman will make a billion dollars.

Superman? More like Diaperman amarite lads haha

>>212374699 (OP)
All of Gunn’s movies get ridiculously high rt scores even when they are bad (ex: creature commandos , GOTG 2 and 3)
I doubt film critics suddenly got good taste.

>>212377946
>Didn't get repeating digits
Yikes. It will make one dollar more than Man Of Steel. Seriously though, I get the feeling it'll make a billion dollars. Spider-Man, Batman, Iron Man and Captain America all have at least one billion-dollar movie, so it makes sense that the daddy of all superheroes will finally join the billion-dollar club this year.

>>212374871
WB is being primed for an asset selloff
Amazon and Apple going to pick apart the corpse

>>212377946
On a reporters salary?
I don't fucking think so.

>>212375998
Yes it's only Snyder fans hating on superjak crying about his fucking dog

>>212377168
Is there an official explaination for this yet? Is it AI?

>>212374871
>Doesnt make sense
Theyre paid by Disney to try and sabotage superman. All those positive f4 and superman social media crap was just for show. Superman is still going to be certified fresh based on everything I've heard.

>>212376954
Only if it makes $600m north America

>>212377946
> Superman will make a billion dollars.
No it won't Gunnshill. It will or underperform.

>>212374699 (OP)
Heads of State was surprisingly fun to be fair

>>212376039
The new Avengers flopping will be the death knell. Everything else is just the writing on the wall.

>>212375998
Yup. It's so obvious that Disney is very desperate and worried right now because they most likely heard all the great reception from the early press screenings for superman. They're activating their most loyal sleeper cell reviewers to strategically attack the superman movie. It's pathetic.

>>212374699 (OP)
There’s a reason Feige never picked Gunn to direct Avengers. He’s a safe comedic director and you’re going to get a safe comedic movie. If it flops that entirely on Gunn.

Why would Disney sabotage a movie directed by a Marvel guy that already said he's desperate to cross-over with Disney stuff?

>>212377655
>a real indicator of the death of capeshit would be doomsday not even breaking 1B at the box office, that's a clear "holy shit, it's over" indicator.
That's inevitable at this point. Doomsday is going to be a disaster. Marvel's movies have been flopping so much recently that a new Avengers movie is going to feel out of nowhere to most people. It's going to be Thor, Bucky, and a bunch of characters audiences don't recognize or care about. Audiences are going to be confused when they see RDJ once marketing and trailers start coming out because the last time they remember caring about the MCU they watched him fucking die. Bringing back the original X-Men actors is just as desperate of a move as bringing RDJ back. Disney is transparently worried about how badly this is going to bomb and it shows.

>>212378354
jeetfx, the current Gunnshill cope is a camera lens. Gunn is a complete clown

>>212374699 (OP)
It’s projected to have a lower OW than MoS plus it’s already DOA in China and South Korea. It’s relying on spectacular wom to carry it to the 700m “success” mark yet it’s already been hinted as a stale movie, not that you couldn’t tell from the trailers. Should’ve stuck with Cavill and a decent director.

>>212374699 (OP)
This can’t be good because Heads of State is a pile of steaming hot garbage.

>>212374699 (OP)
The Christopher Reeve Nostalgia walk ups will save it!

>>212377027
That is correct, saar. People treat these fandoms as religion unlike Snyderfags.

>>212374699 (OP)
The very same critics will fawn and gush over Fan 4 stick because they fear Disney and Pedo Pascal.

The Box Office Theory thread about Superman projection had to be closed over the new reviews because Superman fans were losing their shit.

>>212378699
Did you forget about Wolverine and Deadpool?

>>212378888
What about it?

>>212378809
Can you link the thread

>>212374699 (OP)
this happen for Gunn betray all India. fuck dick you bloody benchod. hahahah.

Superjew won't make a billion. It'll be lucky to even approach $100m. People don't go to the movies anymore and no one gives a shit about this one who isn't brown skinned with a four syllable name containing "esh."

>>212374699 (OP)
Gooooood morning saar

>>212379092
But he loved Guardians 3, Gunnjeets.

>>212376037
Zack Snyder

>>212378730
The critic gave it a good review . So he actually liked it

>>212379108
But gotg3 was bad

>>212379121
somebody who didn't already shit the bed, please

>>212379147
it is but he's a gunnsloppers and even he couldn't stand supersaar

>>212378950
Not him.
https://forums.boxofficetheory.com/topic/16554-superman-july-11-2025-james-gunn-writing-and-directing-david-corenswet-is-clark-rachel-brosnahan-is-lois/page/502/#comments

>>212374871
This movie has so much retarded drama and politics behind it, every journalist has a stake as a Snyderfag, anti-Snyder anti-capeshit, anti-Gunn, anti-DC, etc.

>>212376037
Skinny Silent Bob

>>212379386
Thanks

>>212379303
He should have given GOTG3 a bad review if he wanted to be a serious film critic

>>212376037
Marty Scorsese

>>212378501
based and accurate

>>212376039
It's over by Doomsday. That will almost certainly flop and there will be no other way forward. There will still be Batman and Spider-Man movies because they're unsinkable and the occasional Superman film when whoever owns the rights needs to make a movie to hold onto them but besides that nothing will survive.

>>212374871
Nobody cares about Superflop and WB is in the middle of some internal issues.

>>212378501
>>212379842
Gunnjeet shills, the trailers failed, the jewish pantsu failed, the anti-snyder threads failed, the jeet falseflag failed. Supersaar is set to flop. All Gunnjeets will be flushed down the toilet soon.

>>212379869
>All Gunnjeets will be flushed down the toilet soon.
Can we just go live on the streets instead?

>>212376057
>Anyone who thought the movie would be good after picrel came out is an idiot.

I dont understand the Gunn hate if you like capeshit. Like his movies are far from masterpieces but he always deliver. Isnt that enough? Shit you capeshitfags should love him because he is the only Marvel director who didnt bend the knee to Feige

>>212379303
Figures he would like the smell of human shit.

>>212378293
lol

>>212376837
why. Just why do we need to CGI a guy fucking walking?

>>212374871
Collective burial of WB. Zaslav can't do it alone fast enough

>>212374986
It's called streaming content all the time, + Nolan

If this thread shows anything, it's that randos don't know what CG is. They mistake real life for CG.
Lenses distort reality.
Do you morons think Beastie Boy videos are CG because their faces are stretched?

>>212374871
I'm a huge Batman fan. If I watched a Batman movie where the director takes a shit on Batman, I may break embargo too.

>>212374699 (OP)
Remember all the twitter roasties saying this new superman looks much better than Henry since he's not norwooding and is younger
Wonder if they still agree

>>212381670
Sorry mate that's just how the stupid population works. "That looks like AI" is the new one for anything

>>212378354
Digital suit replacement got caught in the lens distortion plugin and it looked weird although "physically" correct.

>>212374699 (OP)
I too like articles written by ai

>>212381937
I always forget about the stupid population.

>>212382902
Yeah stupid people have ruled the internet for 25 years

>>212381865
No I don't cuz I'm not a terminally online Twitter faggot