Thread 212374836

I saw people posting clips of him playing basketball followed by a deluge of fake stories portraying him in a weird light. At least I think they were fake I dunno.

Also constant clips of his interview with Shia Labouef clowning on him and his hat.

He seems like a genuine nice guy. What gives?

if you hate naps then FUCK YOU

People are jealous when they see someone coming from the bottom make it to the top. Crabs in a bucket. Especially when it's someone like Jon who refuses to deny his roots and won't let himself be changed by others.

>>212374836 (OP)
Why do you think the basketball stories were fake? I heard the Big B is a demon on defense

>>212374836 (OP)
people want to freeze global and he INSISTS on burning local

>>212374836 (OP)
Maybe my brain is poisoned from too many 'burn local' memes but from what I've seen (which isn't much desu) he seems like he can be unlikeable off camera, like he's a wannabe tough guy.

>>212374836 (OP)
He doesn’t have a comical hatred that borders on obsession over queers who slice their dicks off or take it up their ass so now he’s evil.

>>212374894
but he's a dork lol

>>212374836 (OP)
>>212374900

It's a known fact that J Breezy is a lock down defender. On the basketball court and of trans rights.

I have a homey down St Louis way, bit rough around the edges but a cool cat nonetheless. Did a 5 stretch for manslaughter in 03 but it was self defense.

Anyway he used to hoop with JB before he blew up as an actor, the stories he could tell about that crew....my god. Anyway he said Jon wasn't much of a shooter but if he was guardin' you.... yall better watch out. They say he could rebound the basketball like a prime Bill Russell, and if there was anyone you'd want to get a clutch stop in the final seconds, Jon was your man. Even though his jumper needed work, he used to dunk the ball with ease. There's a story about a pick up game that some local gangsters started with JBs crew. A lot of money was put down on it. One of the leaders of the local set pulled a piece at halfcourt cos they thought Jon was a ringer. Things got heated and Jon had to calm things down with his down-to-earth street-wise charm. They got back to playing and JB managed to get the game winning steal after posting a triple double in overtime. They all cracked some 40s afterwards, and it seemed like all was gonna be cool when one of those gangsters made a transphobic comment within earshot of Jon........ i don't want to go into details cos I aint no snitch but let's just say those hoods' playing days are over.

He can be too intimidating, too intense. When Jon gets into it, the lines between fear and admiration become blurred.

>>212374836 (OP)
>*rubs head** M'ask you sumthin Telemachus

>>212374894
OP here. If that is the reason why then that's just sad. Going Hollywood is so cringe. Good on Jon for staying close to his roots. And for going it alone to make it to the top

>>212374882
This, naps are great for muscle gain. When some guy tries to act overly tough he has to be making up for something. Perhaps he was a pussy in the military, or has a small pee pee

>>212374955
Oh and he supports trannies which is gay

>>212374836 (OP)
>Why does he attract so much hate?
Surely it's not because he's a jew

>>212375118
What? I thought he was Irish/Italian? I heard he worked as a bouncer in Boston and also as a longshoreman

>>212375203
Nope, he's a heeb. Haven't you seen his podcast?

>>212374836 (OP)
FREEEEEEEEEEZE GLOBAL

>>212375268
Hyperborea is a country of eternal summer. Not much "freeze global" going on there.

>>212374836 (OP)
He kept it to real, burned to close to local, sometimes your biggest haters are those closest to you brother.

>>212374836 (OP)
He hates people who want to freeze global

You're doing God's work OP. We should have a Jon Bernthal general on this board. I just love him and all the Bernthal stories and Burn Local stuff.

>>212374836 (OP)
Yo m'ask you sumn OP, why you out here defending Jon "Big B" Bernthal? You don't think he can take a little heat?? I'll tell you right now B has been dealing with adversity his whole life. This ain't nothing new. Lotta haters out there and young cats who won't give respect. When I was living on the streets over in Russia that kinda shit wouldn't play. You had to be on your toes at all times cos if you weren't...... man I don't even wanna think about that dog. All I know is you're alright but B doesn't need your help. He can take a little punishment.. Hell, wouldn't surprise me if he ends up dealing out some punishment too before it's all said and done. That's church bro

I want to burn local. How do I go about doing that?

>>212375866
Gully status?

>>212376096
Kept. Always keeping gully out my way bro. Lotta young cats wouldn't understand that. Too many out here yapping and jawing til I clean em up on the courts. Hoop local

>>212376290
Wow Big B is literally amongst us.

Thanks Big B you're a blue collar American hero

>>212375268
Is that the swastika?

>>212374836 (OP)
Jonny Bertal? Yeah he's Italian. His grandpa's name was originally Bertallo, but the yanks changed it when he arrived at Ellis Island. The Bertallos are well-known in Sicily. Legit family. Respected. Don't know why haters are claiming he's Jewish. He's actually Catholic.

>>212374836 (OP)
i'll never burn local. only chill global

>>212376849
Why he still posting?

Whenever Jon's in NY, he always calls me to come over to his mom's house in Brooklyn. I help him and his dad dry and hang peppers from their garden, and his mom makes the best homemade sausage and peppers I ever ate. September he comes down and we get the grapes ready for his dad's famous homemade wine. A lot of people don't know this but before he became an actor, he went to seminary to become a priest.

>>212376808
Wasn't his grandpa on his mother's side made on the other side?

>>212376808
He's not Italian he's 1/4 Cherokee, 1/4 Polack, 1/4 Irish and 1/4 African American.

Not many know this but JBizzle is actually a lightskinned brother. Used to roll with the GDs when he lived in Chicago

>>212374836 (OP)
Nothing but typical goyim jealously of this truly unfair convergence of looks, intimidating presence, and unbridled charisma. And you just know he's super smart cuz he's a Jew.

>>212374836 (OP)
he's takes himself incredibly seriously and it's funny and cringe so he's an easy meme target

>>212374955
this was good but there's no time clock in hood games so no OT

>>212378991
He takes himself seriously without having the first idea how to do that. He's not talented or interesting or attractive, he has no business as an actor.

>>212379140
In big local games like this they have a dedicate ref from a neutral hood that uses his phone.

>>212374836 (OP)
He's titchy but I'm supposed to take him seriously as a tough guy.

because he's really the only serious actor of his generation and has no time for games that's why nolan cast him in the odyssey.

Yo local crew we're keeping gully over in this thread m'ask you to head on over
>>212376008
>>212376008
>>212376008

How do I become a real one? Whats step one? Pushups?

People see trough fake tough guys like glass nowadays.
It`s actually paradoxical, normies cherish trans kids activism, pro niggerism, pro fagism and so on, yet if you pretend to be a tough guy AND pro gay nigger tranny aids, they hate you

>>212374978
Only fear more real is the fear of God

What episodes of Real Ones are essential listening? Only heard the Shia one so far

>>212379216
>or attractive
Cope

>>212374836 (OP)
The trans thing combined with Shane being a very...memorable character. Plus it's weird that he's a celebrity again after all this time. Not wrong necessarily, but weird.

>>212382286
All of the ones with actionable hood wisdom

>>212384067
All of them? Every role he has had? The man lives his authentic street knowledge and life.

>>212374836 (OP)
He's a pathetic manlet j*w who acts hard
An actor who thinks he's tough because he plays tough guys in films
He literally insists upon himself

>>212385416
post reads like sour grapes.

>>212374836 (OP)
His whole personality banks of being le ebin tough guy and plays that exact character in everything he's in.

>>212385525
he;s our generations Charles Bronson. if you got a tough guy actor, have him play tough guy roles. easy.

>buddy commits suicide after rocky becomes champ
rocky won in the end

>>212375952
Grab a skateboard, find the nearest half pipe, and just ride man. Just ride.

>>212378991
He's Marky Mark without the music career

B___
L____

>>212385918
Burn Local. Easy.

He feels false. Like that fag playing Reacher. Just doing things correct enough to fool the layman.

>>212385591
That seems disrespectful to compare Bronson to this tryhard.

>>212386246
Bronson is the proto-real one. Generations to this.

>>212386421
hell yeah

>>212385416
>>212385453

Possibly Kevin Spacey

https://variety.com/2017/biz/news/jon-bernthal-kevin-spacey-1202610696/

>>212385918
So real

>>212386968
Makes sense. Spacey always trying to get what he doesnt deserve. just a bully that got put in his place by Big B.

so if I want to join in on this do I need like a box of matches or a lighter or what

>>212374836 (OP)
Idk, but love him in everything he’s in. Gives me big brother energy

>>212377977
Ah, so he’s the Logic of actors. A brotha can’t help he was born unmelinated

>>212387424
Jokes aside, its all about passion bro. Burning passion. And you use that passion for your family, friends, and community. Whats a man to do? Become strong, and put that strength in the service of people that need it. Simple, not easy.

>>212388066
hell yeah
Be a real one. Simple, not easy.

>>212382149
>>212382286
Oh man, Rollins on real ones with Jocko would be insane.

>>212388066
guys everything about this is 100% correct but why does it still sound so cringe? even concept behind "burn local" or at least one anon's interpretation is unironically kinda based but the whole thing itself is cringe. i don't get it please explain

because he's a textbook example of a kike.
>kike nepotism
>'performs' in stuff that isn't even that popular
>uses kike hype tactics to try to generate non existent interest
>has been around forever yet is still a literal who despite being a kike
>threads are apparently full of niggers worshipping their kike daddy handlers
>shits up board with non fun thread insisting upon kike for its own sake

All jokes aside, Jon Bernthal is actually a pretty good boxer. He visited my gym in the Bronx and sparred one of the young bulls at our gym. Almost knocked him out so we had to let big B know to go easy on the young cat. Jon Bernthal is an honest guy with blue collar roots. He’s so relatable and cool. He’s not Jewish. He’s catholic I think.

>>212389085
Because not caring and being ironic has been promoted as cool for a few generations now. Thats why "Real One" is such a great mantra. I think people are afraid of sincerity because it is real, therefore its scary. It comes with risk. It comes with commitment. Standing up for someone or something means there is an enemy to fight. And most people cant do that.

Do you know what the biggest danger in an emergency is? People not admitting that an emergency is happening. They rather be delusional instead of facing reality. Because when a person admits an emergency is happening, they have to act.

>>212389272
You're so gay. Imagine being so missed off at a guy's family's success that you spew epithets like this only. Pathetic unironically.

Big B provides joy to all. Even his haters

>>212389381
hmm this is around 50% cringe

>>212374836 (OP)
He's too real for the phoney global chillers of /tv/

>>212382286
The one with the guy who killed some woman and is very very obviously only sad that he got caught. It was some long haired burnout looking spic.

>>212389401
stfu NIGGER. op asked a question and got an answer. you came in here (and apparently most of the thread) doing the keyboard equivalent of smacking your stupid fucking nigger lips slurping on kike cock. don't be mad at me for calling reality as it is, just be glad you found someone willing to handle your leash. nigger.

>>212389440
These days, thats not bad.

>>212374836 (OP)
He's embarassing

>>212389657
You seem perturbed. You shoukd try to burn local more

>>212391123
Thats a face that has seen a few wars

>>212391594
He wasn't conscripted, only j*ws born in israel are required.

>>212374894
>see someone coming from the bottom make it to the top.

I started participating in these threads being derogatory about Jon but honestly the hate masks jealousy.

I wish I was as enthusiastic and outgoing as him but I am a bitter and insular individual. I think I might have to unironically start burning local to remedy my defective personality

>>212389365
boxing is one thing. gloves, ropes with give. you don't want to meet him on a basketball court, i did and i regret it. playing defense he's your shadow. i tripped over my own feet more than once trying to shake him and my face hit the blacktop. didnt feel good and damn i couldnt shake the guy

Burning locals

>>212375014
I have a small penis but I also have jacked 16 inch arms

Anyone that gets their dick ridden as hard as he does is bound to get a proportional amount of hate. It's also just hard to take a short man seriously when all he plays is tough guys

Antisemitism

>>212374836 (OP)
I dont know. Memes aside, he's a decent actor for the characters he plays. Really, I dont think there is anyone else that can do what he does.

>>212394222
true

>>212394222
You’re right nobody else has that look. Only Big B

>>212374836 (OP)
everyone hates him cause of his walking dead character which is what everyone only knows him from
he has become more popular in recent years but he is always a side character so he is forgettable

>>212385416
you're greenlit

>>212391793
Wikipedia editors literally freeze global, ask them and they'll admit to it

>>212391793
You think we will believe this? Next you’ll be telling us he’s related to Facebook founders

I wish Big B was everywhere not that weirdo Pedro Pascal

>>212374836 (OP)
The Punisher sucks because women keep fucking the crazy guy with scars. He destroys everything and kills people and the women keep fucking him. It makes no sense. I stopped watching.

>>212396049
Gotta keep spreading the gospel

>>212396130
weird huh