Thread 212376008

They don't call him The Punisher for no reason. He catches you napping you might never wake up /tv/

>>212376008 (OP)
I get a lot of sleep deprivation because my job has different schedules every other week and when I go on 3-4 hours of sleep for a couple of days my schizo brain really goes off and I will see demons everywhere which makes it even harder to get any sleep.

>>212376008 (OP)
Wow I never thought about it that way.

If you sleep which others are keeping it gully you're technically un-gullying yourself

>>212376142
You ain't seeing things bro. There's Demons out there always has been. The thing you need to worry about most is the demon inside you. Can't ever let him out. Thats why I burn local and stay true to my roots because that's church bro

>>212376226
What would you know about demons?

>>212376008 (OP)
>my reaction to that information

>>212376008 (OP)
Does this retard realize like half the world is awake while he's sleeping "at night"?

>>212376396
>>212376415
>YO PUNK YOU NAPPING GLOBAL?? NA YOU AIN'T NAPPING GLOBAL ON MY WATCH!!!!

>>212376141
That's just called being in your late 30's

>>212376871
Im in my mid 20s and it’s always been like this. The voices don’t stop.

>>212376301
Holy shit basketball is so lame

>>212376902
Sorry anon I wish I could tell you it gets better.

>>212376964
You dont go hard in the paint like JBreezy. You need a certain level of authenticity to take to the court

Bernthal? Yeah I know him. I wish I didnt though.

Cut him off in traffic in Rodeo Drive back in 2015. That crazy brother chased me at 100mph all over L.A for about 4 hours before he caught me. Dragged me out of my car got down in my face, lit a cigarette off my 5 o'clock shadow and told me "Brother, there are rules for a reason" and just left without another word.

The crazy thing is I am a professional Rally driver.

what the fuck does burn local mean

>>212378223
It means burning local goys.
Jews used it as a secret code for burning Christians. Now they use it for blowing up innocent Palestinians to steal their land. It is pretty secret sinister phrase

>>212378223
LOL imagine being in 2025 and still freezing global/ room temping at an indeterminate location.

if you're not keeping it gully you need to really think about wtf you're doing with your life

>>212379050
> room temping at an indeterminate location
kek

>>212378223
Reference to the Reichstag Fire.

>>212376008 (OP)
Jon Burnlocal is my role model.

>>212379161
Thank you son of shipping magnate. I hope to break into the international shipping business also, but i was cursed with the work ethic of a Montenegran. glad to know there is hope for me yet.

>>212376396
same 2bh

>>212378948
fucking kikes

>>212378223
burn local business instead of buying from them (reference to "buy local")

>>212376008 (OP)
shit, i thought i liked naps before, but now i can be antisemetic WHILE i nap. life is great

>>212379050
I gotta get my act together. I admit, I have not been acting like a real one :(

Had an afternoon because I worked hard and its the weekend. My moves are made.

>>212378223
It means do stuff in your community. Like buy and work and help, in your community not somewhere else.

I guess they use the word burn because they think it sounds cool. But it just makes it hard to understand their point.

>>212376902
You dont need to work if this happens. You can get neetbux for schizophrenia.

>>212376008 (OP)
sleeping is mad comfy
>b-b-but
shh im sleeping only a true subhuman would bother someone who's sleeping

>>212376008 (OP)
The BurnLocaler

>>212376964

Like you’d have the balls to step onto the sacred court with JB and his homies. Come for the king then you best not miss.

*YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*
>Damn that feels better dog
*EEEEEEEEEEEEYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*
>Phew!! I needed that haha Burp Local

>>212376008 (OP)
Our space national agency conducted a study on the effect of naps: Optimum time around 25 minutes, increase in productivity and attention for the engineers.

Why would serious people take advices from plumbers, or worse: Actors?

FREEZE GLOBAL

>>212378223
It started out as "Burn Lolcow", but ended up getting bastardized and co-opted by the window-licking thirdies here that are obsessed with memes.

>>212378223
It means you call the shots and putting in the work for your brothers. There's no free rides here.

>>212376301
I like how he doesn't even touch a ball for the entire video, let allow hoop one.

>>212376008 (OP)
i'm really tired right now i dont know how to keep myself going when it would be so easy to lie down for a few minutes

We got a new /jbg/ (Jon Bernthal General) so migrate over Real Ones
>>212374836
>>212374836

>>212381879
how can one achieve this level of happiness

>>212381533

Best offense is a good defense brother

>>212381879
snug tight lil hogger :3

>read sheets of paper for a living
>MHTELLUSOMIN, IM OUT HERE BUSTIN MY ASS GRINDIN FOR MY MILLION DOLLAR PAYCHECK AND BUT YOU GET A LITTLE SLEEPY AFTER CLIMBING TELEPHONE POLES IN THE SUMMER HEAT FOR 8 HOURS.

Its my dream to see a Burn local thread his 300 replies

>>212378223
If you ain't burning local you freezing global simple as.

>>212384098
great dream

>>212381879
Home again, home again, jiggety jog

>>212379392
Why would you burn local businesses?

>>212384756
Now edit it so she's wearing the hat.

>>212379161
Sleepmaxxing it

>>212378223
why won't they tell us???

>>212381879
Brazil?

>>212384537
Its the second stage of my dream l.

Stage one was summon Big B himself in a thread which happened today

>>212384987
Imagine being able to spend 10 minutes with him. It would change your life in ways you could imagine. Like the ultimate mentor.

What are some good real one challenges/standards to become a real one? 100 burpees in a row?

I bet he wakes up at 4 a.m. everyday.

>>212386125
I always imagine Bernthal was a like a jungle cat. Lean, graceful, explosive. Does what he wants on no man's orders.

Real ones know what its like after a gully reading sesh in the library burning rubber doing donuts out front in the parking...yeah we burn opel local like a real one

>>212386344
If a real one is not in the ring or the courts, he should be in the library. Simple facts. Thanks for posting.

>>212384987
>Stage one was summon Big B himself in a thread which happened today
what?

>>212376008 (OP)
Based

>>212376301
He's not even a wigger, he's a wanna be wigger. I'm not sure which is worse.

>>212376008 (OP)
>REAL ONE ACTUAL THIS IS REAL ONE-SIX WITH A SIT REP OVER
>LOCAL: BURNT
>GULLY: KEPT
>SHOTS: CALLED
>PAPER: STACKED
>GRIND: ING
>NAPS: SKIPPED
>RIGG: AXED
>REAL ONE-SIX OUT OVER

>>212386838
>he doesnt know

Check the other thread

>>212386945
holy shit. thats awesome.

>>212376008 (OP) Naps are for old people, above 50. He is kinda right.

>>212387190
I always look at wanting to nap as an indicator that something is wrong. Not enough exercise? Bored with life and need to do something different? Bad sleep discipline?

Anyway, naps mean I need to have a close look at my life.

>>212376008 (OP)
Why does this guy have such a successful career? He's terrible in everything

>>212388533
Well, to the people he works with, he is excellent in everything. And that's why he is always working.

>>212376008 (OP)
he's so high-T do you think testicular cancer is in his future?

I dislike this dude and no one can convince me he can act to save his life.

>>212384959
Haifa, Israel. Here's the report: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/05/03/rise-urban-hog-haifa-declares-war-wild-boars-tearing-israeli/

>>212388533
He has no range and gets all the parts John Cena turns down.