ERIC?

Thats a bad idea...

>AHHHHHHH

>>212379316 (OP)
The idea that a megaphone would reach any meaningful distance is hilarious, not to mention them thinking they would be able to see their kid from an airplane lmao

>>212379405
that's the whole point that they were just you average retards

>>212379405
Im sure the plane was super quite as it was landing.

>>212379316 (OP)
If I lost my kid on a dinosaur island I'm not saving that mf. I'll just make a new kid tyvm

>>212379316 (OP)
https://voca.ro/192cleqSpldn

>>212379316 (OP)
I'm surprised he didn't punch that stupid cunt in the back of the head. It's the first thing I would have done.

>>212379316 (OP)
lust the dust

>>212379316 (OP)
How realistic was the premise of finding dino dna in preserved amber and cloning then?

>>212380726
realistic enough to suspend disbelief

>>212379316 (OP)
Might as well say: "Food here get your tasty humans here!"

I'M ENJOYING A TREAT DERRICK

>>212380726
The chinks cloned a mice from a drop of blood over a decade ago so...
The real question is where would they get the blood from, amber makes sense but the odds of humans just coming across those samples has to be so close to zero

Why were all the dangerous dinos in 2 in the center of Isla Sorna but in 3 they were all closer to the beach?

>>212379316 (OP)
>Dr.Grant says thats a BAD IDEA

>>212381111
NICE DIGITS!

>>212381042
Different dinos. There are dangerous dinosaurs everywhere except for where it's safe

*eats your baby in youre path*

>>212381329
>when the chicky nuggies fight back

>>212381111

>Whats a bad idea?!

this topic again? meanwhile julian mcmahon (dr. doom!) just died and gets nothing

>>212381329
In the first chapter, I think. If I remember correctly, the novel kinda opens with that terrible shit.

>HEY WHERE DID YOU PEOPLE COME FROM AND WHY ARE YOU YELLING?

>>212381436

ACKTUALLY, he had a sticky. The real crime is it getting unstuck around 750 posts.... ;_;

>>212381526
That's a really nice jacket

What do I have to do to get a similar jacket?

I like how when Alan and Billy are discussing the Spinobro they mention it wasnt one of the one's that InGen made, and
>So, where did it come from then?
and then it never gets brought up ever again.

>>212381564
go digging in the T-Rex droppings

>>212381618
That's a graphic death.

>>212381637
2 was kinda like that

>>212381663
I don't remember shit. Guess it's time for a rewatch.

>>212381637
It was feeding time for the good boy dinos! That's how I eat my burgers too.

>>212381686
What's the most graphic death of a woman in the series? It feels like only men had the grizzly deaths

>>212379512
Wait until you have kid. You will do anything to protect them. If you know your kid is alone or in danger, you will find that you are capable of doing things you never thought about before. NEVER come between a daddy or a mommy and their kid. It's dangerous. I've seen it happen. Parents don't think when that happens; they act on instinct.

>>212381564
You want cool jackets? Check out military surplus websites. They always have coats and jackets from all around the world. Pretty cheap and VERY durable. Twenty bucks for a jacket that last ten years ain't bad. Random people at gas stations and shit tell me how good I look in the jacket. It's crazy.

>>212382160
Post pics of your jacket please

>>212381516
Yes and also the worker from the park who got disemboweled by the raptor and has like a violent allergic reaction or infection and dies a gruesome death vomiting up his own innards

>>212379512
if you bring a gun with thermals you'll basically kill everything on that island without trouble. these movies make the dinosaurs practically bullet proof even though the fuckers in this movie had high explosive rounds that would have 1 shot the spino. another hackberg classic.

>Millennials shit and peed their pants over this

>>212381743
It's not really graphic but that woman being swallowed alive by the giant sea creature in Jurassic World is pretty disturbing.

>>212382627
The Spino was a magical demon. It took out gun wielding mercs without a scratch and chomped a boat crew without damaging the boat much

>>212382780
I thought those were non-lethal weapons

Bane?

>>212382964
They tested one on a plane and the plane erupted in a firey non-lethal explosion

>>212383319
Fuck, my bad. I saw that boat and had Rebirth in mind kek
It's not even that small, it's a much bigger boat.

>>212382780
desu I thought the pteradons did that

Post your face when you saw that Billy was alive

>>212382780
it also teleported around a lot and turned invisible if the scene called for it

>>212382445
This old bastard is almost worn out, but it's comfy in warm and cool weather. I bought three of 'em five years ago. When this one craps out, I'll pull out a new one.

>>212382780
Thats nothing compared to the new baddy in Rebirth that can shrink and grow in size at will

>>212383420
I was more excited about thr hat. Love that hat.

>>212383078
Plane?

>>212383671
WTF!? That is as bad as the Godzilla scaling problems in Godzilla 1998 movie.

>>212382650
It is true though, the only dinosaur that ever gave me nightmares was the Spinosaurus. Raptors? Cool. T-rex? Exciting. Spinosaurus? Wake up screaming, drenched in cold sweat.

>>212383671
Imagine getting eaten by the bellaramseysaurus

>>212381545
thanks anon! found it in the archive. and that means no more leaving the house for me i might miss something!

>>212382160
just don't buy any canadian military jackets

>>212384033
>getting scared by a puppet

>>212380953
>chinks cloned a mice
Sure they did.

>>212383661
That's nice I like it

Very Taxi Driver

>>212383788
That hat alone could make you smile, I bet it would even improve Rebirth if they had a semblance of a soul in their bodies to put it in the movie

>>212384160
Yeah, the ones from Eastern-bloc nations are really good. But they ain't selling many of those right now.

>>212384645
It's extremely Taxi Driver. But it helps me because I shave my head, and I have green eyes. Women really like it.

>>212384739
You live in a fly over state and the women are humoring you to try to diffuse the situation because you are creepy as fuck.

>>212381111
>Mr Pavel send his regards

Is it a spine-o-soar-is or a spin-aw-sir-us?

>>212381816
oh yeah? I'd have to have sex first, you insensitive retard.

>>212381816
Nuh-uh
t. parent haver

>>212379316 (OP)
Jurassic Park III is actually a good movie.

>>212382160
I just like how they often have so many pockets. More pockets please.

>>212383661
Now post pics of you wearing nothing but the jacket, plox

>>212381618
>Hey look, it's the annoyingly sanctimonious guy from The West Wing!
>Let's eat him!

>>212379316 (OP)
seriously. Say what you will about lost world, this one really lost a lot of consistency and logic