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Anonymous No.212379316 >>212379405 >>212379512 >>212379606 >>212379763 >>212380655 >>212380726 >>212380918 >>212381111 >>212388310 >>212388795
ERIC?
Anonymous No.212379336
Thats a bad idea...
Anonymous No.212379369
>AHHHHHHH
Anonymous No.212379405 >>212379453 >>212379502
>>212379316 (OP)
The idea that a megaphone would reach any meaningful distance is hilarious, not to mention them thinking they would be able to see their kid from an airplane lmao
Anonymous No.212379453
>>212379405
that's the whole point that they were just you average retards
Anonymous No.212379502
>>212379405
Im sure the plane was super quite as it was landing.
Anonymous No.212379512 >>212381816 >>212382627
>>212379316 (OP)
If I lost my kid on a dinosaur island I'm not saving that mf. I'll just make a new kid tyvm
Anonymous No.212379606
>>212379316 (OP)
https://voca.ro/192cleqSpldn
Anonymous No.212379763
>>212379316 (OP)
I'm surprised he didn't punch that stupid cunt in the back of the head. It's the first thing I would have done.
Anonymous No.212380655
>>212379316 (OP)
lust the dust
Anonymous No.212380726 >>212380854 >>212380953
>>212379316 (OP)
How realistic was the premise of finding dino dna in preserved amber and cloning then?
Anonymous No.212380854
>>212380726
realistic enough to suspend disbelief
Anonymous No.212380918
>>212379316 (OP)
Might as well say: "Food here get your tasty humans here!"
Anonymous No.212380929
I'M ENJOYING A TREAT DERRICK
Anonymous No.212380953 >>212384347
>>212380726
The chinks cloned a mice from a drop of blood over a decade ago so...
The real question is where would they get the blood from, amber makes sense but the odds of humans just coming across those samples has to be so close to zero
Anonymous No.212381042 >>212381278
Why were all the dangerous dinos in 2 in the center of Isla Sorna but in 3 they were all closer to the beach?
Anonymous No.212381111 >>212381212 >>212381400 >>212386389
>>212379316 (OP)
>Dr.Grant says thats a BAD IDEA
Anonymous No.212381212
>>212381111
NICE DIGITS!
Anonymous No.212381278
>>212381042
Different dinos. There are dangerous dinosaurs everywhere except for where it's safe
Anonymous No.212381329 >>212381375 >>212381516
*eats your baby in youre path*
Anonymous No.212381375
>>212381329
>when the chicky nuggies fight back
Anonymous No.212381400
>>212381111

>Whats a bad idea?!
Anonymous No.212381436 >>212381545
this topic again? meanwhile julian mcmahon (dr. doom!) just died and gets nothing
Anonymous No.212381516 >>212382495
>>212381329
In the first chapter, I think. If I remember correctly, the novel kinda opens with that terrible shit.
Anonymous No.212381526 >>212381564
>HEY WHERE DID YOU PEOPLE COME FROM AND WHY ARE YOU YELLING?
Anonymous No.212381545 >>212384053
>>212381436

ACKTUALLY, he had a sticky. The real crime is it getting unstuck around 750 posts.... ;_;
Anonymous No.212381564 >>212381618 >>212382160
>>212381526
That's a really nice jacket

What do I have to do to get a similar jacket?
Anonymous No.212381609
I like how when Alan and Billy are discussing the Spinobro they mention it wasnt one of the one's that InGen made, and
>So, where did it come from then?
and then it never gets brought up ever again.
Anonymous No.212381618 >>212381637 >>212388558
>>212381564
go digging in the T-Rex droppings
Anonymous No.212381637 >>212381663 >>212381686
>>212381618
That's a graphic death.
Anonymous No.212381663 >>212381684
>>212381637
2 was kinda like that
Anonymous No.212381684
>>212381663
I don't remember shit. Guess it's time for a rewatch.
Anonymous No.212381686 >>212381743
>>212381637
It was feeding time for the good boy dinos! That's how I eat my burgers too.
Anonymous No.212381743 >>212382702
>>212381686
What's the most graphic death of a woman in the series? It feels like only men had the grizzly deaths
Anonymous No.212381816 >>212387071 >>212387105
>>212379512
Wait until you have kid. You will do anything to protect them. If you know your kid is alone or in danger, you will find that you are capable of doing things you never thought about before. NEVER come between a daddy or a mommy and their kid. It's dangerous. I've seen it happen. Parents don't think when that happens; they act on instinct.
Anonymous No.212382160 >>212382445 >>212384160 >>212388375
>>212381564
You want cool jackets? Check out military surplus websites. They always have coats and jackets from all around the world. Pretty cheap and VERY durable. Twenty bucks for a jacket that last ten years ain't bad. Random people at gas stations and shit tell me how good I look in the jacket. It's crazy.
Anonymous No.212382445 >>212383661
>>212382160
Post pics of your jacket please
Anonymous No.212382495
>>212381516
Yes and also the worker from the park who got disemboweled by the raptor and has like a violent allergic reaction or infection and dies a gruesome death vomiting up his own innards
Anonymous No.212382627 >>212382780
>>212379512
if you bring a gun with thermals you'll basically kill everything on that island without trouble. these movies make the dinosaurs practically bullet proof even though the fuckers in this movie had high explosive rounds that would have 1 shot the spino. another hackberg classic.
Anonymous No.212382650 >>212384033
>Millennials shit and peed their pants over this
Anonymous No.212382702
>>212381743
It's not really graphic but that woman being swallowed alive by the giant sea creature in Jurassic World is pretty disturbing.
Anonymous No.212382780 >>212382964 >>212383383 >>212383623 >>212383671
>>212382627
The Spino was a magical demon. It took out gun wielding mercs without a scratch and chomped a boat crew without damaging the boat much
Anonymous No.212382964 >>212383319
>>212382780
I thought those were non-lethal weapons
Anonymous No.212383078 >>212383792
Bane?
Anonymous No.212383319 >>212383375
>>212382964
They tested one on a plane and the plane erupted in a firey non-lethal explosion
Anonymous No.212383375
>>212383319
Fuck, my bad. I saw that boat and had Rebirth in mind kek
It's not even that small, it's a much bigger boat.
Anonymous No.212383383
>>212382780
desu I thought the pteradons did that
Anonymous No.212383420 >>212383788
Post your face when you saw that Billy was alive
Anonymous No.212383623
>>212382780
it also teleported around a lot and turned invisible if the scene called for it
Anonymous No.212383661 >>212384645 >>212388486
>>212382445
This old bastard is almost worn out, but it's comfy in warm and cool weather. I bought three of 'em five years ago. When this one craps out, I'll pull out a new one.
Anonymous No.212383671 >>212383864 >>212384044
>>212382780
Thats nothing compared to the new baddy in Rebirth that can shrink and grow in size at will
Anonymous No.212383788 >>212384653
>>212383420
I was more excited about thr hat. Love that hat.
Anonymous No.212383792
>>212383078
Plane?
Anonymous No.212383864
>>212383671
WTF!? That is as bad as the Godzilla scaling problems in Godzilla 1998 movie.
Anonymous No.212384033 >>212384173
>>212382650
It is true though, the only dinosaur that ever gave me nightmares was the Spinosaurus. Raptors? Cool. T-rex? Exciting. Spinosaurus? Wake up screaming, drenched in cold sweat.
Anonymous No.212384044
>>212383671
Imagine getting eaten by the bellaramseysaurus
Anonymous No.212384053
>>212381545
thanks anon! found it in the archive. and that means no more leaving the house for me i might miss something!
Anonymous No.212384160 >>212384676
>>212382160
just don't buy any canadian military jackets
Anonymous No.212384173
>>212384033
>getting scared by a puppet
Anonymous No.212384347
>>212380953
>chinks cloned a mice
Sure they did.
Anonymous No.212384645 >>212384739
>>212383661
That's nice I like it

Very Taxi Driver
Anonymous No.212384653
>>212383788
That hat alone could make you smile, I bet it would even improve Rebirth if they had a semblance of a soul in their bodies to put it in the movie
Anonymous No.212384676
>>212384160
Yeah, the ones from Eastern-bloc nations are really good. But they ain't selling many of those right now.
Anonymous No.212384739 >>212386321
>>212384645
It's extremely Taxi Driver. But it helps me because I shave my head, and I have green eyes. Women really like it.
Anonymous No.212386321
>>212384739
You live in a fly over state and the women are humoring you to try to diffuse the situation because you are creepy as fuck.
John Smith No.212386389
>>212381111
>Mr Pavel send his regards
Anonymous No.212386497
Is it a spine-o-soar-is or a spin-aw-sir-us?
Anonymous No.212387071
>>212381816
oh yeah? I'd have to have sex first, you insensitive retard.
Anonymous No.212387105
>>212381816
Nuh-uh
t. parent haver
Anonymous No.212388310
>>212379316 (OP)
Jurassic Park III is actually a good movie.
Anonymous No.212388375
>>212382160
I just like how they often have so many pockets. More pockets please.
Anonymous No.212388486
>>212383661
Now post pics of you wearing nothing but the jacket, plox
Anonymous No.212388558
>>212381618
>Hey look, it's the annoyingly sanctimonious guy from The West Wing!
>Let's eat him!
Anonymous No.212388795
>>212379316 (OP)
seriously. Say what you will about lost world, this one really lost a lot of consistency and logic