Thread 212380859

why didn't Peter make a right choice?

>letting pussy get in the way of your goals
dumb jeet OP

Peter like big titties with large aereolas

>>212380859 (OP)
she's mid

>>212381159
>mid
>but would suck Peter off with no hesitation if he asked.
Tough choice

peter is an antisemite

>fuck landlord's daughter
>oy vey, rent is now $5k per month, man of spiders ;)

>>212381159
MJ is a literal 1/10

>>212381159
Most of the time it's a better deal dating a girl that is one league below you. Those girls tend to be more kind, loyal and more down for sex.

>>212380859 (OP)
MJ is hotter and women aren’t going for the ugly, sensitive type either. This chick is just so mousy she’s beneath even Parker.

>>212380859 (OP)
The only issue I have with this is that your father-in-law would be the rent guy.

>>212380859 (OP)
That's not Betty

>>212380859 (OP)
He saw the shield where she played a hooker

Why can't all these women just learn to share Peter?

>>212381401
Nah, he'd slash the rent but then he would keep asking for grandkids.

>>212381073
>gotta ignore people dying in a burning building because MJ will throw a hissy fit if you miss her shitty faggot ass Broadway play

>>212381159

A mid in the early 2000s is basically a 10/10 now with all the landwhales and mongrels walking around

>>212380859 (OP)
She would eventually find out that he's Spider-Man and would spill the beans to her large family, or at least her dad and then her dad would tell everyone. What family did MJ have other than her drunken dad that she didn't talk to much?

>>212381159
She has a pure heart, that's what matters

>>212381842
Betty Brap

>>212381863
>oh no you have to make babies with a cute Ukrainian-Jewish girl

What are you, a Zigger or a Nazi?

>>212381842
based

>>212380859 (OP)
>Loves you as a broke guy
>Virtuous

>>212380859 (OP)
Like fine fucking wine.

>>212380859 (OP)
You wouldn't get it

>>212380859 (OP)
>>212381713
prime BDH mogs aldoebeit

>>212381159
she's perfect wife material

>>212383841
Raimi's Gwen is such a fucking bimbo, she's hot but she's Gwen in name only.

>>212380859 (OP)
>this was considered super ugly and unfuckable by milenials

>>212382242
I don't think her and her dad would tell anyone. They're good people.

There's that scene where Peter finally loses it and yells at Mr. Ditkovitch, and Mr. Ditkovitch is just taken aback and says a line like "Peter's a good boy, just having some troubles," and lets it go.

If Peter chose Ursula her and her dad would take care of him and support him.

>>212382749
fuck she got hotter

>>212382329
They've all seen some shit. Pass.