*sips*

>>212381238 (OP)
I chug YOUR vodka

>>212381238 (OP)
Where's the straw?

>>212381238 (OP)
Someone is about to get bullied

i am bored of alcoholic losers and their sad pity me fag threads

>>212381238 (OP)
this the thread then aye?

>>212381442
You better believe it

Here's to you /tv/

>>212381238 (OP)
Who actually drinks like that?

I have a six pack in the freezer and a bottle of Jameson.
Tonight I'm gonna drink and watch Married with Children till I pass out.

>>212381977
Comfy

>>212381238 (OP)
How was he coordinated enough to kill Paul Dano after this?

>>212381977
>I'm gonna drink and watch Married with Children till I pass out
what a night

>>212381466
WHAT A LIFE

nothing will stop my weekly saturdaynight drinking session

>>212382435
this whole movie feels like an advertisement for Carlsberg Pilsner

>When I get fucking wrecked and don't feel like killing myself anymore

>>212382435
you are not mads, you are a sad depressed alcoholic loser living in your mom's basement

>>212382577
not if I look like Mads

>>>/b/

>>212382577
>>212382636
party poopers OUT NOW!

For me, its Crown Russe brand vodka. The best bottom shelf liquor. I even purchase multiple handles on a weekly basis and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I came to the checkout counter with three handles and the clerk told me my total was thirty dollars. I said, "Wow three for thirty! That's quite a deal." and the nice friendly Fine Wine and Good Spirits clerk laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-thirty!"

Now the staff greet me with "hey its 3-for-thirty!" and ALWAYS make sure the bottom shelf is well stocked with Crown Russe. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local Fine Wine and Good Spirits, I go there at least four times a month to restock my handles, 1-2 times a week for some cheeky shot sized bottles, and maybe once a week for a quick half-pint for lunch when I'm in a rush but want a great buzz that is affordable, fast, and can match my hourly alcohol needs.

I even put Crown Russe in my orange juice, it's delicious! What a great liquor.

how did alchies become more obnoxious than DUDE WEEDbros?

do i miss the olden druk threads, i even miss my nightcore phase

>>212382909
Your head canon isn't reality son. Alchies don't perform mental gymnastics to convince themselves and other people that alcohol is good for their health like weed fags do

>>212382909
Hey man. I'm an unemployed schizophrenic and it's between cutting myself up with a knife or drinking. I choose drinking. Either way I'll probably end up slashing my wrists or I'll go back to the madhouse and start dancing

Been drinking about half a 750 ml every day for 5 months now. Now everytime I go over that I get crazy panic attack hangovers. Anybody else get this? I miss druk

>>212383034
They let you dance there?

>4 months and 21 days sober
Never felt better physiologically and got back in shape but man sometimes I just can't cope with the emptiness of my life and start contemplating suicide.

>>212383254
As long as you don't go to bad with it

>FUCK ADIDAS

>>212382987
Why the fuck are in every fucking thread shitting on cannabis and users of cannabis. This fixation cant be healthy, which is ironic given your repeated arguments against cannabis itself.

>>212383677
Pic related is so stupid because far more people drink than do heroin (for example). Alcohol is terrible and ruins lives and I know that as I continue to drink because I'm suicidal (like most addicts). Weed can trigger psychosis or induce schizophrenia and that is a far worse and out of proportion punishment than liver troubles.

>>212383769
Alcoholism can also induce schizophrenia/halucinations and brain damage and liver failure and heart disease so on. Are you still saying weed is worse?

>>212384084
Don't drink or smoke weed. How bout that?

>>212384247
Youre in the wrong thread then jackass.

>>212384552
lol i wrote that while drunk go fuck yourself

>>212384577
Im glad youre exercising your right to alcohol. Im personally enjoying mine to imbibe cannabis.

>>212383677
Nigger are you retarded? The guy I replied to is the one who brought up cannabis by saying the phrase "DUDE WEEDbros" nobody would've been talking about it otherwise. Fucking dumbass

Don't make me tap the sign

>>212384631
Fair enough. God bless you anon. We shall all be healed

I cut myself down to one meal a day and I'm still getting fat. Do I really need to start running every morning? Lord knows I'm not cutting out the alcohol.

>>212382573
...until the next morning when the feeling is redoubled due to the hangover.

>>212384664
Thanks bro.You too.

>>212382915
we're still here in between 30 day bans. I'm drinking tequila and coke, alternating between playing wow, watching music videos, and cooking.

>>212382577
I am Mads