NOT THE WHOLESOME PUPPER GOODEST BOY
Nooooo not the invincible superpuppy with bulletproof fur more powerful than a dogomotive noooo!
why do brownoids hate animals so much?
>OP is mad he can't see animal abuse
Never before has such a swarthy post graced this board.
God forbid a character like superman be given a casus belli to go full power on someone in order to give meaning to him not doing so.
Not liking dogs has to be the most accurate way to find out who's a shitskin on the internet
>>212382314 (OP)sirs why there is no 2 hour monkey hurting video in the superman film??
Chad Snyder wouldn't give a shit about some test screening
Thank Keanu Chungus!
Updating www.doesthedogdie.com right now
>>212382411>>212382442The duality of human nature.
>James gun himself decided to remove it
Sure he did. It's all under his control! He doesn't have the billion dollar property owners breathing down his neck
>>212382314 (OP)reddit: the animal
>>212382314 (OP)>the guy that gaves us GOTG 3 animal suffering cut a villain punching the fucking super dogWB were the ones that decided to cut it
>>212382314 (OP)Test screenings need to go, its like they always choose the most braindead retarded "people" for these
>>212382442>>212382496>Why was this scene where a person got punched removed?>Why do you want to see a person get punched? Do you hate humans?
>>212382429They can't even form a functioning peaceful civilization with fellow humans nevertheless their own kind of humans, so what makes you think that animals are any better off around them?
>>212382525>no belly was ever filled with loveIs she raising cats and dogs to eat them?
>>212382525lmao, brainlet, lmao. all of well adjusted families have kids and pets. it's more than normal in developed countries for homeowners with kids to have cat AND dog
>>212382525https://youtu.be/N5kWu1ifBGU&t=204
>>212382744>lmao, brainlet, lmaoSeething womanbrain
>>212382411>dogomotiveLmao
>>212382429Because "brownoids" are right wing and this emphasize more with things closer to them like their family and their friends, whitoids are all liberals and so they hate their family and people who look like them and emphasize more with dogs, cats and inanimate objects like rocks. This is why they're all raising "furbabies" and the white race is going extinct.
Gotta be honest with you wb, these shill threads feel very low effort. Have you already accepted this is going to flop?
>>212382744We all know you let Peanut put his red rocket in your meat dock, Stacy.
>>212382314 (OP)Can't stand dogs, fucking parasites
>>212382825lol i know plenty of conservative people who have dogs that they love and care for in their family, drawing an arbitrary political line and claiming itโs liberal to care about animals essentially means i think youโre a subhuman retard and no one should be subjected to your drivel
That James Gunn has a wacky sense of humor
>>212382857>drawing an arbitrary political line and claiming only brown people don't weep over dogs essentially means i think youโre a subhuman retard and no one should be subjected to your drivel
>>212382884>loving animals is inherently politicalt. an absolute fucking retard (You)
>>212382918That's literally what you claim.
>>212382783Damn the brainrot is so high, they can't even make sentences anymore. I'm white by the way
>>212382429>Licks it's butt then proceeds to lick your face
>>212382857The white birthrate is completely unrecoverable in America, Canada and the UK, but you're more concerned if a supervillain kicks a dog in a comic book movie.
>NOT THE LE HECKIN SUPERPOWERED GOOD BOY WOOFERINO!
>NOT THE INDESTRUCTIBLE ALIEN PUPPER!!
>>212382990Brown just means "has a future". I'll take the complement.
You're like a Dinosaur screeching "Mammal!" as the meteor approaches.
Here's your faggy "indestructable" dog. Retard killed itself. Stupid fuzzy nigger.
>>212383022but enough about indians
Leaked photo of the test audience has just been released.
>>212382859> is a 2004 American mockumentary co-written by, directed by and starring Jenna Fischer
>>212382614Spotted the non-white
>>212383033yeah itโs definitely capeshitโs fault for that, you are very smart :^)
Spics, darkies, brown people and rice-pickers only see food. Of course they wouldn't give a shit.
>>212382429They understand that their existence is worth much less than those beast so it fills them with jealousy and rage.
>>212383333I thought white people were supposed to have high IQ
>>212382788>>212382850>>212382990I'm a dude who believes in the american dream. A big house, a hot wife, multiple kids, multiple pets.
No stacy would mention familia as a life goal
>>212382429>i-i-it thirdies!Yes, of course. They totally say the same in shelters.
>>212382314 (OP)I like dogs, but it's stupid to censor CGI shit, Krypto doesn't even look real.
>>212382314 (OP)wtf why does ultraman look like that
>>212383088>>212383384I can smell these posts.
tired of the anti doggo and catter narrative
cats and dogs are more loyal and friendly than 99% of humans, of course i'll be more sad at the death of a heckin pupper than some piece of shit flawed human cunt
>>212383280>actor wife of director has him ghost direct a movie so she can have a director credit
>>212382525fuck having a family in this gay ass timeline
>>212382825AHAHAHAHA
Yeah, it's the right crying about white nationalists and white privilege. Not the left, who are white.
That's why your "chudjak" is always posted as brown and you use pictures of brown people to show what a "chud" is.
>>212383151>booru filenamego back
>tired of the anti doggo and catter narrative
>cats and dogs are more loyal and friendly than 99% of humans, of course i'll be more sad at the death of a heckin pupper than some piece of shit flawed human cunt
>>212383536He's right thoughever
Bold of you to assume your dog loves you. What choice do they have? Its stockholm syndrome not love.
Woman about to watch The Rapist Killer 2: The Evisceration:
>A dog doesn't get hurt in this movie, right? I can't watch if a dog gets hurt.
This is great news! I was hype before but now I am HYPE! Great timing too, my girlfriend just agreed to getting another furbaby that looks just like Krypto in the move provided I get the vascetomy I promised. Appointment is booked just before the premiere. Man I am PUMPED! I'm going to CRUSH this hoppy IPA and crack open another.
This is great news! I was hype before but now I am HYPE! Great timing too, my girlfriend just agreed to getting another furbaby that looks just like Krypto in the movie provided I get the vascetomy I promised. Appointment is booked just before the premiere. Man I am PUMPED! I'm going to CRUSH this hoppy IPA and crack open another.
Puppers dindu nuffin you meanie brown man!
Pajeets are fucking raging lmao.
>>212383486You know, when a pittbull eat a baby, I think that's a pretty important flaw.
>But i was talking about good puppers!Then why aren't you comparing good dogs to good humans then? Also does it mean good people shouldn't be punched in movies? The truth is that you retards don't want to see violence against dogs because you're not used to it while being completely desensitised to violence against humans. Or in your case, you just prefer dogs because they are "loyal" aka submissive
>>212383608Isn't that true of every family relationship? If you were meeting your dad for the first time today would you love him?
>>212383525>That's why your "chudjak" is always posted as brown and you use pictures of brown people to show what a "chud" is.Uhhhh...yes?
>>212382429>bad guy does bad thing to make the audience hate him>"DELETE THIS!"Imagine being too stupid to understand that fiction isn't real
Brown people rape and kill children.
>kills 2,000 people
>refuses to kick a dog
>"hey I'm a villain not a jerk"
I can't watch any films without checking doesthedogdie.com. Gunn knows his audience and its beautiful.
>>212382549INGUNNWETRUST CHUD
>>212382444Checked but shut up with all those fag words
>>212382314 (OP)>bad guy punches a dog>people dont like itIsnt this good for the bad guy? Youre not supposed to like them
>shartyteen having a meltdown and spamming his folder
kek
>>212383682Does your gf get BLACKED?
>>212384118every bad gay is misunderstood okay chud. Except for conservative neo fascists
Animal abuse is aryan, anyone who doesn't like it is a cuckold sissy who loves BLACKED and preps BVLLS
>>212382314 (OP)They're going to run this dog bit into the ground
I'm out of the loop, surely the whole "kidnapping Supermans dog" thing is a side-plot and not the actual main plot? Right guys?
>>shartyteen having a meltdown and spamming his folder
>kek
>>212382496was shocked to learn muslims are anti-dog, as if we needed more proof they're savages
>>212383873>here's one-off that was made to make fun of one specific fan base (Zack Snyder fans)Now let's look at literally the rest.
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=chudjak
>>212384209>main plotThe movie has no main plot
>>212382314 (OP)Why did they get such an ugly dog to play Krypto? He should be a cool dog like a Great Pyrenees, German Shepherd, Leonberger, Malinois, etc.
So theyre sanding down every single rough edge, taking away anything that might remotely challenge anyone in a desperate attempt to be all things to all people.
And in the end they'll end up with a dry nothing, a bland inoffensive lump of shit people consoom then forget about 15 minutes later.
>>212383486dogs I agree with, but cats are literally too stupid to know not to bite the hand that feeds them
>>212382314 (OP)>hating animals>spamming basedjak shitWe need a firewall around third world countries
>>212382314 (OP)>it reminds me of netflix adaptation of Stardust Crusaders, where they removed Iggy's death, so Polnaref defeats Vanilla Ice and said goodbye to Abdul only
>>212382429I love animals, but I definitely don't think harming them in fiction should be off limits.
Why did they make Krypto the kind of dog breed that your wife makes you get instead of one you really wanted that isn't fucking gay? The kind that she says is so adorable but has eye goop stains on its fur and barks at the wind.
>>212384256I'm not joking they changed Krypto's breed to be the same breed as James Gunn's furbaby.
>>212382825The fur babies meme makes no sense because statistically nuclear families make up the majority of dog owners.
>>212384280cats fight each other for fun, they don't know that humans are soft little bitches with easily broken skin.
>>212384354Sorry but that means you are brown
>>212384394It's literally a phrase that comes from dog owners who treat them as their babies and refuse to have real children. They themselves use that term.
>>212382314 (OP)>Krypto and the Dog Stars get into a fight with Ultraman Blazar after a horrific misunderstanding blows up between him and Superman>Krypto tries to fend Blazar off but gets punched into a building>Tusky Husky attempts to stab Blazar's right foot but the blue dog's huge front tooth is pinned onto the side of a truck>Hot Dog attempts to give Blazar a bad burn but is thrown across the city by the billigerent giant alongside Tail Terrier>Bull Dog tries to ram into Blazar, which results in him being kicked into the side of an office building>Mammoth Mutt, having inflated herself to the size of the Vega Dome, makes one final attempt to push Blazar to the ground below but the tables are turned immediately when Blazar bounces her like a basketball and uses her huge bloated underbelly to repeatedly crush Krypto until he is a flat white stain
james gunn's egotrip: the movie
>>212384280>cats are smart enough to understand the true dynamic of pet ownership
>>212384451They have similar skin to us it's just that fur is a tremendously good armor against cuts and abrasions.
They think that's why humans didn't evolve to get rid of facial hair like most other body hair.
Dogs literally shit in the street and expect you to pick it up.
They're Indian
>>212384451>>212384527my cat has never been anything but a sweetheart and simply meows for things. cruel people breed cruel pets
>>212382314 (OP)But seriously why does Superman refer to Krypto as "the dog" in the scene with Lex rather than "my dog"
>>212384512>only indians post sรถyjak>said "basedjak"Yeah you're a newfag
>>>212384233 (You)>You lost, btw
>>212384569It's not necessarily cruel people. It's people who don't realize you shouldn't raise cats to view your limbs as toys if you dont want them scratching or biting you.
>>212384609>caring about filtersnewfag
>>21238465495% of dog owners practice animal cruelty every day
>>212384654biting means you're doing something that annoys them, probably touching them in a vulnerable spot that triggers their instincts. they're not pack animals like dogs, they have a heightened sense for danger.
>>212384721the fuck are you talking about schizo
>>212384364That's so retarded. Gunn has such a shitty eye for aesthetics, I don't understand why he's wanked so hard. Even the Titans show had a better Krypto.
>>212384734>they're not pack animals like dogsYes they are. They're just not pack hunters like dogs. Cats live in colonies and raise their young communally.
>>212384737Try some critical thinking
>>212382314 (OP)I'm not sure what this thread's on about, but punching out an invincible CGI superhero dog is not comparable to actual animal abuse. In fact, if it's joining Clark in superheroics, I expect it to get its shit punched. It shows the bad guy is a BAD GUY and that even an innocent creature isn't safe from him. Also, Krypto isn't exactly defenseless, and knowing he'll be actively involved in fights while facing no direct danger from the villains potentially trivializes his involvement. The only stakes you can present with that are making Krypto a liability in a fight that needs protection, which is lame.
>>212384784I did, that's why I called you a schizo.
>>212383486This, literally that simple.
>>212384750Like this retard here, who would've been a lesser loss than the dog.
>>212382429>why do brownoids hate animals so much?The Islamic ones hate dogs since they associate them with the Devil according to the Quran.
>>212384658You don't belong here newniggerjigaboocuck, go back to plebbit. I abuse animals on a daily basis btw, and there is nothing you can do to stop me.
>>212384933teenager's first edgypost
>>212382429>>212382496why have you retards framed this as liking dogs vs not liking dogs? it's a fictional superpowered dog, you incredibly gay cunts. did you watch the end of "i am legend" and think "fuck this director must be a massive dog hater"?
>>212384933caring about filters is more pathetic
>>212382314 (OP)wtf, bad guys are supposed to do things like kill women and children
but this, this was TOO FAR
>>212384977Because /tv/ cannot sop thinking about indians
>>212384933>abusing animals instead of being a serial killerUnironcially woman behavior
>>212382525>no belly was ever filled with love, which is why I picked a dog over a babyWhat did she mean by this?
>>212384171"Aryan" is just another word for brown nowadays, it no longer means anything
>>212383151>booru filenameStay.
>>212384976>edgyAnother jigaboo reddit word. Dilate troon
>>212385081This. /tv/ is gay and proud.
>>212385066Millions of animals get abused and suffer everyday, and there is nothing you cucks can do to save them. Stay mad animal cucks, anti animal Chads keep winning.
>>212385098>has a tranny fetish0 surprise there
>>212382429Why are whitoids so weak and sensitive? An entire ethnic group comprised only of females like some kind of weird lizard or insect. This is why East Asians will inherit the Earth.
>>212385098the term edgy existed long before reddit did, confused and angry child
>>212385131I've already won by not having your walmart genetics or backstory. You're the dirt under my shoe.
>>212385143Have you ever met the average east Asian? Like from a village? I've never met a group of people more less human, and I've been to Africa.
>>212385143>An entire ethnic group comprised only of femalesJust because asians have the equivalent strength of a white female does not mean you have to diss them like this. A bit rude to say the least.
>>212382314 (OP)>You can't show the bad doing bad things anymoreWhen did this trend started?
>fought besides men and died for men for +30,000 years
>the only four legged animal proven to understand the theory of mind
>twice as many neurons than cats have (fuck cats)
>service dogs, police dogs, rescue dogs, emotional support dogs, farm dogs, herd dogs, huntings dogs... you name it, heckin pupperinos will deliver
>unironically funny as fuck, cute as well
>loyal, scientifically proven that they altruistically prefer their owner over short-term rewards
All smart people love dogs because they understand our shared history and how special animals they are.
>>212384977I can tell this is your first time seeing one of these types of threads so allow me to explain it for you.
Any time animals get discussed in movies or film, you will inevitably have brown people like spics enter the conversation and start spouting their low IQ brown thoughts like
>huhhhhh? why u care more about dog than human?????? me no understandCause brown people in general struggle with emotional intelligence and have a hard time understanding the love and companionship people can form with animals. They can't comprehend why someone would care more about their pet than a random stranger human.
You see it all the time and people are sick of their retarded low emotional intelligence so now anytime something animal related pops up everyone automatically assumes brown people will show up and start screaming about how they don't care about dogs so they get a head start on calling out the browns.
>>212385248Nah, cats are superior. But both are preferable to brown people.
>>212384776Funnily enough, yes. The Superboy wasn't too shabby either.
>>212385282I mean, cats can be cute but they're not even domesticated, truly. Cats simply aren't social animals, they're just cute looking dumb wild beats who sort of behave for easy food and shelter.
>>212385417They domesticated themselves. The only animal to do so. As a wider species, if we include big cats, they're some of the best predators evolution has to offer. There's plenty of interesting aspects of both cats and dogs if you do enough research, that's why they are the most common pets.
Although if you really want to get technical, horses are a man's best friend in terms of usefulness over the ages.
>>212383088>complementCompliment.
>>212382314 (OP)Ch'p dying sucked more than Krypto desu
>>212385620Couldn't the little thing have flung the truck away with the ring?
>>212385268ok so because james gunn had to scrap a scene where krypto the super dog gets punched, we have to preemptively shit on brownoids and third worlders because they like monkey torture videos
>>212385660No, but even it can beat Superman. More like Superjobber.
>>212384598It's not his dog in this movie, but Supergirl's dog.
Laika
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Gunn tries to repeat his success with Cosmo in GotG3.
>Ultraman
Never knew there is a character in capeslop with that name, how the hell did the japs allow that and not sue them to hell and back?
>>212385808Because the name is generic enough to where it can exist in any fiction
>>212385808>Never knew there is a character in capeslop with that nameYou've never seen the japanese Ultraman?
>>212385620Dex Starr would solo this nigga
>>212382510Get off this board Baljeet
>>212385248>fought besides men and died for men for +30,000 years>bad dogs were killed and eaten for those 30,000 years >dogs outlive their "usefulness">get horribly interbred and abused so that some rich people can have special dogs>poor people want to be like the rich and start interbreeding their own dogs>100 years later and 95% of dogs are horrible abominationans that sit inside 20 hours a day waiting for their owner to stimulate them>emotional support dogsLol.
>>212382429Because dogs have souls, while browns do not.
>>212384890In reality it's because Mohammed was just a thief and he hated guard dogs.
>>212384890the quran just calls them unclean working animals like cows or goats
How smart people see dogs
>>212386069What the fuck are you talking about, brownoid? Most people still prefer "pure" breeds even though they don't need their dogs to do any specific task like guarding or herding.
>>212386164Muslims calling anything or anyone else unclean will never not be funny to me.
>>212386198Smart people are well-paid enough to afford a dog, yeah. Shitskins keep malding.
>>212382429i love animals, including dogs, and i think redditors that froth at the mouth over fictional violence towards them is extremely embarrassing. i'm also whiter than 95% of this board.
I don't like seeing dogs die or get abused in movies
>>212382429Because white people like their pets and treat them better than brown invaders
>>212386198>The cost of owning a dog can range from about $1,000 to $5,225 per year>The average lifespan of dogs is typically between 10 to 13 yearsWhy do people even purchase dogs? Thatโs $13,000 up to $67,925 just to own a dog. Itโs so hot in Europe and I donโt have money for air conditioning.
>when the evil guy does evil stuff
>>212382429>BRUTAL REDPILL COMING THROUGHNon-whites hate animals (especially dogs) because Daddy White would rather save one dog than a billion shitskins. And rightfully so.
These savages cry and bitch and moan: "How can you care more about a dog than your fellow """""humans"""""???
Because, you are NOT human.
The white man and his dog are a match made in Heaven. This makes shitskins seethe and foam at the mouth.
When all of this is over, we will sit next to God in his Heavenly Kingdom, and He'll pet our dogs. Meanwhile, you'll be taking it up the ass in the Lake of Fire for all eternity while Allah chokes on Satan's cock.
>>212382429Why do white people put lesser animals above their own species? Y'all will gleefully watch people get turned to mulch in rekt threads but start crying and shitting at a single webm of a cat getting kicked. Psychotic behavior.
>>212386500>having a dog and dying of heat strokeIt doesnโt get any dumber than that.
>>212382429>yas only us whites love the heckin animals!Oh wait..
>>212382859I thought James Gunn was a gay pedo, but it turns out he's based?
>>212382314 (OP)But youre supposed to react negatively to it. Its unpleasant, movies arent just made to make you feel good the whole way through, conflict advances the plot
>>212382859He looks like a french nobleman awaiting the guillotine in this picture
>>212386723Dogs and cats have more humanity than non-Whites though
>>212382314 (OP)It's dumb because Krypto has messed with superpowered people in the comics, it makes sense they't try to defend themselves, all things being equal angry dogs are scary. Audiences are pussies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mZFuV44kXw&t=8s
>>212384289For the international release are they going to have Ultraman punch the dog into a wok?
>>212385417>Cats simply aren't social animalsThey're just as social as dogs are, maybe more so in some ways. We've just changed dogs over the years so that they socialize in a way more intuitive to us.
With cats you need to learn their body language and signals and interact with them accordingly, because they socialize like cats, not like people.
>director puts movie in scene
>audiences don't like scene
>director removes scene
>people who don't pay for movies:"noooo why did he remove the scene?!?!"
>people who are sociopaths:"nooooo i wanna see the cute dog get punched!!!!"
Ultraman can't punch the dog, but Superman can kick the same dog and it is all fine?
>>212388257this guy never had a dog kek
>>212382314 (OP)>superman, a superhero created by two jews about a jewish uberman's dog is named cryptoamusing nay?
>>212388257There's roughhousing and there's actual violence. Not that I agree with the decision.
>>212388287You also kick your dog?
>>212382781Please never link Adam Conover in anything again, thanks. I appreciate your help in cleaning up this site.
Frammed doggo pictures is the apex of whiteness.
>>212388426If a dog bites your foot you can kick him. He won't respect you if you don't.
>>212385098Tell me about your non-existent relationship with your father.
>>212388516>apex of whitenessNot an insult
>>212388542If a guy is going to get a little faggot dog he should just get a cat. Corgi is the smallest acceptable dog for a man to own.
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>>212384776That Krypto looks based.
I'm starting to realize I don't like people. Just don't like 'em.
>>212388971This people are so fucking lame, lmaoo
>>212382314 (OP)Krypto is cute. No animal should be harmed, even the ones in cgi.
>>212388764>cant see a dog punched>FUCK PPL I H8 THEM IM 2KOOL4SKOOL IM EDGY MAN FUCK DOGGOSYeah I was 13 once too. It gets better, little guy. Unless you're a thirdie in which case it's over for you.
>>212388257Hes not kicking his dog. His dog is nipping at his feet so hes altering his gait to avoid getting bit.
>>212384890Islam recognizes cats are the superior pet
>>212385268> Cause brown people in general struggle with emotional intelligence and have a hard time understanding the love and companionship people can form with animalsThey struggle to understand why burgers obsess over them and literally fuck them
>>212382314 (OP)This movie is peak Product(tm)
If you don't like dogs, you're not white. It's that simple.
Same thing if you're lactose intolerant. If you can't drink whole milk, you're a nigger.
>>212382429they're mad that crackers like dogs over them
>>212386723>Why do white people put lesser animals above their own species?Because animals ARE superior to you, you're not the same species
>>212385053>What did she mean by this?She fucks dogs.
>>212382525 Very true. Pet "parents" disgust me. I hate loud or vicious dogs. Control them or they will be controlled.
>>212390482>Same thing if you're lactose intolerant.Finnaly! I knew "Lizzie couldn't look more white" had a secret all along! She's non white
>When he show a cute picture of his doggerino (he's white)
>>212382314 (OP)Is that a skeleton from Kenshi?
>>212391232no but seriously what the fuck, is it some kind of "children are not a product of love" utilitarian dehumanization bullshit or something? likely so they can justify killing them en masse so flippantly i guess.
>>212382411kek
It's as retarded as feminists not wanting heroines to be hurt but just be girlbosses.
>>212382429They see them as competition for food, resources, and white women
>>212386229>Most people still prefer "pure" breeds even though they don't need their dogs to do any specific task like guarding or herding.>most people want dogs beed for a specific task but never use that dog for that taskYes, abusing an animal so you can have a companion.
>>212393099Agreed but i like dogs too
>>212391910Who cares that's she's white, she's buttass ugly
>>212386600bud 'daddy white' gasses thousands and thousands of innocent animals every day. they hate the animals because they're closer to the earth, mentally speaking, and still afraid of its creatures. you are interpreting their fear as if they ARE 'daddy white' and capable of that complex of a complex. they're not.
https://www.doesthedogdie.com/
very useful website if you WANT canicide kinos. not just cop-out shit like Equilibrium.
>>212392284article authors don't write the headlines and blurbs, subeditors do.
maybe it's saying she didn't get pregnant when she was young, but now she's having a dog - never too late for some kind of love/companionship!
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>>212382429>*pictures 'him'self with the last wild animal 'he' killed*
>>212394120>shits on capeshit for not making real villains anymore>praises man of steel>shits on gunn for making lowest common denominator slop I didnโt realize he was so based
>>212382429James Gunn overused krypto and made him annoying in the movie, trailers, ads. we should've gotten a super bowl trailer, not a puppy bowl tik tok ad.
>>212383480Gunn is a faggot hack
God damn, dogfags ruin everything. I was all for Gunn making his mutt Krypto and Krypto in general but this ruins it. Slapstick violence with animals is hilarious fucking idiot must forget what Warner Brothers is famous for besides DC
why does 4chan hate dogs and cats now
>>212395728I hate dogs for all the reasons I hate niggers it is a perfect party niggers = dogs and dogs = niggers
>>212395728Old 4chan could harbor discussion. NuChan takes "dog owners are pretty shitty" as "i hate dogs"
>>212395728i never liked cats, people seemed happy with cat threads. i like the unconditional love of dogs. then i stopped having dogs, now i do not care about dogs.
i have met TWO cats, more recently, who make me think i was too harsh on cats. but they are still sly, devious little shits. cute, but not worth the hassle.
thank you for reading my 'cats and dogs', and 'cats and dogs on the internet' journey. i would like to see them suffer, but exclusively in fiction/as special effects.
>>212395751>muh i hate man's best friendThat's because you are subhuman and deserve to die.
>>212396036>man's best friend
>>212395751Is this some kind of American thing Im too brittish to understand?
>>212395728Many more Thirdies have internet access these days and itโs obvious.
>>212384564owning an animal requires you to clean up after it
>>212382314 (OP)If there's any human being I would love to assassinate it'd be Mukesh Ambani for giving Jeets the internet.
>>212395728>why does 4chan hate dogs and catsThirdies.
Funny enough this site was infamous back in the day for doxxing animal abusers.
>>212382314 (OP)That's so fucking goofy. The reason why we react badly to animal abuse is the same reason why we react badly to child abuse: animals are small and can't rationalize why they're being beat with a hammer. They just take it because they have to. It's an unfair dynamic.
But Krypto isn't a clueless fucking animal. He is not even a NORMAL dog either. He knows what's going on and can fight back. If you delete this scene you might as well delete all scenes of Rocket Racoon being harmed.
>>212382496Liking dogs is NPC behavior. They stink, shed, try to steal your food, and you have to start and end your days with one by picking up their steaming shit.
>b-buh man's best friend! Unconditional love!Getting unconditional love from an animal bred to obey you is about as meaningful as the love from an AI created to adore you. It means absolutely nothing and if you need love from an animal that has no choice but to like you then you're fucked in the head. There is literally no reason for a well adjusted adult to want to own a dog unless it's a working dog. And I'm saying this as a white guy who grew up with two dogs.
>>212396470>i'm brownThat's all you had to say.
>>212386436White people pay billions to pay for brown invaders to replace them in their own countries and cope by getting a heckin doggo to love them and replace their desire for children.
>>212396470>I'm whitelmao
>>212382314 (OP)Millennials went way too far with that one memes horseshit. Where it goes Elder God tier "Villain is not a villain at all and is possibly better than the hero" so now when you show villains just doing evil for fun then everyone get pissed because "that shit ain't Elder God tier bro".
Villains doing evil are the most memorable villains. Nobody really gives a crap about Baron Zemo or BvS Lex Luthor and people say Thanos was "understandable" but I'm sorry killing billions of people is just bad. Its not understandable its a bad thing. So people remember Thanos to this day.
>>212396496>>212396657Dogniggers literally have no argument other than accusing people of being brown. If you want to have you house stink and have shit on the floor then you have more in common with Indians than I do
Meanwhile your opinion is essentially identical to the average anti-white redditor and you think you're standing up for white people somehow by touting white people's preferred child substitute.
>>212396752Thanos had more screentime than any villain in the history of cinema
>>212384361cattle/sheep herding dogs are the best kind of dogs to own, unless you're near black people, then you need the biggest dog you can buy.
I was under the impression that the Krypto character was a form of sheep dog/bloodhound, i just can't place the breed.
>>212393099found the tranny
>>212396764>I am brown but I identify as a niggerOkay then
>>212382314 (OP)>they cut a dog abuse scene out of a movie being released FOR FAMILIESshocking, totally needed a news story about this.
>>212386229What is a pure breed if not a fucking Wolf?
>>212382429Dogs are white people's pets. Notice how all shitskins are catfaggots
>>212384289>scene of an invincible dog being punched>hate animalsYou're retarded
I like most dogs, but only hate several certain type of dogs... what does that mean
>>212382314 (OP)I wouldn't be surprised if removing that scene actually undermines Krypto's character and makes him less likable. Because you're left with scenes of him acting like a nuisance or comic relief aka DCU Scrappy Doo.
Soijak posting should be a bannable offense after they literally killed the site.
the only time is is ok to hit a dog in a movie is if it is krypto the super dog and he no sells it like Hogan and he Hulks up after a couple of hits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIqo_XU5mMg
>>212382429I hate dogs. I like birds.. And youre a swoyboy who enjoys watching her white crush getting cucked by niggers, muslims and dogs
>>212382314 (OP)>murder and torture a human is fine>b-but you can't kick a puppy, think about the puppy
>>212382314 (OP)That would make more justified for Superman to kill his evil doppelganger in cold blood.
brown people dont like dogs because even dogs can recognise what lowely creatures brown people are and therefor they will never be subserviant to them the same way dogs are subserviant to actual humans, so they hate that dogs ignore them, bark on them and piss on them like they deserve
>jeets in this thread actually seething this hard
You guys were never going to see this movie anyway because your patron saint Snyder had nothing to do with it
If I had a choice between saving a dog or a /tv/ poster Iโd save the dog
Not that I particularly like dogs, I just hate all of you