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>>212381909

NEW CLEH

THEY DONT UNDERSTAND THE THINGS I SAY ON TV

The Angel of /FTL/

Ella!

Her pussy is the main character of Goran's cock carousel

Watermellie

eleanor is beautiful

>>212384475 (OP)
include this

angie/jin/rachel/burt
https://gofile.io/d/pofUsB

ellie/direnc
https://gofile.io/d/bSAcpn

ellie with a ricky jumpscare
https://gofile.io/d/3BIWoy

cole being avant garde (???)
https://gofile.io/d/VOsfT7

>>212384261
>sex with shadi
>>212384306

Why does everyone give Claire and Abi grief for fucking Jet, but Shadi gets a pass for getting a train run on her by Jon and all his producers from ADL?
Is it a race thing, like a brown girl servicing white men is a noble endeavor?

>>212384475 (OP)
>ellie chuds attacked the angie simps the other day

>>212384530
Still hate mintz for making his out of focus

>>212384510
sex with binky

bill!

>>212384426
this part

>>212384566
crazy how ellie said jet was cutest patootie when bill was right there

>>212384542
Because shadi doesnt act like shes above being a retarded whore

Ellie hymen status -intact
Ellie anal virginity status -intact
Ellie throat status -unbruised

just got off the phone to the local DA's office, apparently RICO charges are pending against Jet

>>212384608
excellent

>>212384560
this upscaling looks like SHIT

>>212384590
She does though, she literally larps as a Christian moralist while fucking dozens of guys

>>212384566
bill ottman coffee shop hangout where we talk about arcade fire and lcd soundsystem

Smoking that shit up out the pipe
That's the type shit I like
This that chug jug with the sprite
Smoke exotic, Roach I don't smoke spice

That's the type shit I like
That the type shit I'm on
That's the type shit I like
That the type shit I'm on
That's the type shit I roll
That's the type shit I smoke

Put the kratom all up on the ice
-Type shit I pour
Lil bitty bitch tryna fuck all night?
Type of bitch I'm on

That's the type shit I like
That the type shit I'm on

This my city
This my city
Shoot up my city!
Bitty I'm fitted
Bitty I'm fitted (Bape)
50 of them with me

She all in my business, all in my business
Get out of my business!
She got a belly ring!
I think I'm on ketamine! (Ay)

They said I should be a fucking better me
There ain't no better me
This is my- This is my city
Got spliffies and blickies no kizzy
No kissy just bring me the kitty
Said fuck it, said fuck it lil bitch
Let's get it let's get it let's get it
(Pipe Pipe Pipe Pipe Pipe, Type shit I like)

This that chug jug with the sprite
Smoke exotic, Roach I don't smoke spice

That's the type shit I like
That the type shit I'm on
That's the type shit I like
That the type shit I'm on
That's the type shit I roll
That's the type shit I smoke

Put the kratom all up on the ice
-Type shit I pour
Lil bitty bitch tryna fuck all night?
Type of bitch I'm on

That's the type shit I like
That the type of shit I like!

Ellie hymen status -exploded
Ellie anal virginity status -gaped
Ellie throat status -you dont wanna know

>>212384543
Yooo

>>212384608
would the mann act apply to transporting direnc across state lines?

>>212384506
I checked the Bible and it says there it's my life duty to serve and defend the government of Israel.

>>212384607
They didn't tell you?

>>212384579
If Only ellie would post a photo like this

>>212384543
built for PVC

>>212384543
scott has so much aura

JC is a god damn mutant

Claire was never cool

>>212384634
MUCHO

>>212384608
just got off the phone with bill ottman and he's saying you need to cease and desist

there is nothing wrong with spending your time gossiping about petty drama from extremely niche internet personalities you don't even know irl as a man in your 30's

>>212384688
Nigga looks like a mutant

>>212384551
>>212384551
came out like shit

>>212384579
what the fuck

>>212384542
>why doesn't anyone care that the slam pig acted like a slam pig
Cause nobody actually cares about the sheboon

>>212384696
projection

>>212384542
shadi is fat and black

>>212384696
i feel attacked

>>212384707
thank you i love xbox 360 scott

>>212384696
creature stop being sarcastic and post your ass

there is nothing wrong with sucking jet's cock and getting his cum sprayed all over you
yall are crazy

>>212384688
Fuck he is ugly as sin

>>212384707
Scott Sullivan PS2

>>212384590
Kek delusional self post

replace Jet with Tacxin

Which fishtank person will die in strange and unknowable circumstances?

the impenetrable eleanor

>>212384688
he cute

>>212384634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUlPHQqEW4Q

>>212384743
CK is speedrunning this

ive said nothing but nice things about mary melons and now she’s coming for my throat

WE GO ON

>>212384736
Scott Sullivan KKK

>>212384607
lol

>>212384782
mary melons has an Agenda.

Waiting to see whether Emiru is assassinated by an insane incel simp the moment she leaves the elevator.

I miss the old Letty

Tacxin is a good man

This show destroyed Jet's passion for music btw.

>>212384743
Jet.

>>212384729
Creature is delusional
>im not going to make my life all about fishtank
>makes her entire life about fishtank, maintaining the name Creature on Twitter and posts about fishtank at least once a day while also sending candy all throughout s4

>jet spends half a million dollars to fuck 4/10 dog-faced groupies with weird noses

Johnny would be proud

>>212384782
what's so great about your throat
sounds weird

>>212384809
At least something good came out of it

MY BEAUTIFUL BOGAN WIFE!

>>212384542
the pedophiles who lust after their "princesses" abi, claire etc are sad whiny fags, as demonstrated by their love of gossiping
the chads who want to plap shadi don't give a fuck about any of this shit, and rightly so. go complain about her stealing bacon or whatever, retard.

>>212384824
Mind you, Fishtank makes money

>>212384688
Actual 0/10

>>212384806
This.
Back then she felt genuinely awkward, fumbling when trying to do power dynamics. Now the ego got to her head.

>>212384696
i'm gay so it's in my nature. whats excuse do the rest of you guys have

>>212384843
>the chads who want to plap shadi
lol

>>212384806
She purposefully made an ugly face here by jutting her lower jaw out

>>212384843
Shadi is the only sex with shadi poster in these threads u delusional fucking pig stop self posting

>>212384768
I don't care what anyone says, that shit is hard

if you were her bf
would you take jc off her meds just to see what would happen

THIS NIGGA ASKS
ARE YOU PLAYING A CHARACTER
BA-DUM

>>212384844
only retards pay for fishtank and log on their site

sex with shadi but unironically

Holding hands with Ellie. Cuddling with Ellie. Sharing your food with Ellie. Waping Ellie.

>>212384900
performing unethical placebo experiments on my beloved jc

>>212384716
We still remember.

>>212384843
Stop self posting, whore

In another life, I could've made her happy

>>212384915
thank you husband

>>212384904
That doesnt change my point

>>212384824
Abi has bad teeth but aside from that she's at least a 7

>>212384696
We are brat coded

>fucks simps' waifus
>turns them into alcoholic junkies and dump them
>has paypigs be okay with him tanking the show
>has paypigs be okay with constant nontent and recycled bits

TOTAL BLASTARD VICTORY

the chads who want to plap shadi

>>212384558
better than nothing

>>212384868
im 18

should we fire jet

>>212384926
So why did jacob invite claire and abi to this shit knowing they were jet's whores? Did he think he could use them to get with letty?

Good flight Elli, hope a nice movie plays

>>212384947
this is actually worse than nothing

>>212384942
don't forget paypigs sending their gf's for him to fuck

Which flight is Ellie's

>>212384957
out of a cannon

>>212384696
>>212384843
Creature and the sheboon are so ass blasted they're not the center of attention in /ftl/ they have to resort to this

>>212384942
>Ellie, college is a waste of time, I can introduce you to some drug dealers, they'll do you right

>>212384957
demote to freeloader thats not allowed to leave

>>212384960
Maybe he just wanted to put on a really really good show.

>>212384957
probably

>>212384960
Jacob wasnt into letty, they had a good younger brother older sister dynamic

>>212384566
his smile :)

>>212384972
bait

>>212384972
>>212384961
Lol

new drama dropped

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTHbqanGXAT6h-Y3lfq/

hypersonic missile filled with used needles for jet neptune fishtoy

>>212384957
Nah. Give him an 8th chance. He's so close to getting it right.

>>212384945
>Jimmy's slam pig
>vans slam pig
>ADL's free use slam pig

>no Bloodgames
>no Bitchtank
>instead we get a Greg-themed mini season

Fishtank Universe Civil War

Bad Guys:

>Sam
>Jet
>Ben
>Letty
>Maejok
>Billie
>Mints
>Claire
>Abi
>Ellie

Good Guys:

>Charls
>Jan
>Frank
>Greg
>Bex
>Shadi
>Angie
>Cowboy
>Ben???

>>212384990
> film school is a waste of time but what else am i going to do
jet was actually cucked by new england NIMBY boomers

>>212384942
Goran only humps them. It's Letty who mindbreaks them.
Also, you don't give Shadi enough shit for what has happened to Abi. Remember that she took her to the West Coast to get drunk and suck clipper dick.

>>212385050
Kys

>>212385045
>the cummer museum

>>212384960
He gave what the people wanted: favorites willing to appear on his show like Letty, TJ, Claire and Abi.

>>212384696
im in my 40s actually!

I do believe that Angie is a good person and she deserves to have many racemixed children with her white boyfriend

>>212385021
is that soda bitch in the background?

>>212385021
>jet couldnt tell a guy to his face he was fired
Same shit with Jin. Jet hid in the bathroom and told his underlings to fire this guy

>>212385021
what's the drama here? bloodgames people were fired abruptly and production are faggots, we know this

Creature you literally posted in the thread with your name and the field and even posted timestamp

>>212385021
i don't get it

>>212385021
>Yes, I was supposed to be a character in bloodgames, I also volunteered to help build the set and provided a ton of my own personal props

Who the hell does free manual labor during the summer for Jet?
At least the simps for the girls get something

>>212385021
based on the posters own comments he pissed on a turkey. no shit he'd get fired after they've already run into animal issues in the past seasons

i want to go to the cummer museum with angie

>>212385144
zased

>>212384903
i couldnt have asked for a better response

I wont say angie is evil, but she is completely self serving and low iq

Cole is not involved in the Civil War im afraid he has no useful talents

>>212385021
so this was some fan lending them airsoft guns and helping out with bloodgames and they fired him for stealing a turkey? it's a white trash show.

>>212385021
>>212385021
>fishtankfans get their girlfriends to go on the show
>wiggers fill them with alcohol, drugs and a good time
>get cucked
>fishtankfans volunteer to help for free and bring their own stuff
>uh youre fiired but leave the stuff you brought, alright?

kek total paypig death

>>212385045
>>212385191
I would let Angelina cuck me so hard. She's so tight and fucking brat coded. But she would have to let me have one morsel of pussy.

>>212385021
>steals a turkey
>gets fired
crazy drama

Does any1 know what Ella is up to?

>>212385212
wow

Im still in these threads wayy after I should have left because im procrastinating

>>212385021
A TURKEY????

>>212385229
None of your business, Cole

>>212385212
why would claire say that

Why does Vinny Ramos have no friends?

>>212384566
Cute bill :3

>>212385212
jet is kind of butch lesbian coded

>>212385212
i nolifed S2 and i still don't know who this is
was she the girlfriend or something

do i deserve love?

>>212385021
production behaving really faggy behind the scenes like total nerds

Charls was right

they're fucking nerds

>>212385227
>uhh no you aren't fired. I wouldnt do that to you, buddy!
>hey can you fire this guy im going to go hide in the basement until he is gone

>>212385251
This dude is fatter than airsoftfatty and no one cares

>>212385270
better letty

>>212385021
and now sodman is fired LOL theyre cleaning house

>>212385251
they don't know about his all star appearance on Samuel Hyde's Extreme Peace

>>212385271
yes! :)

>>212384809
And Ben’s o7

>>212385271
no, lose weight

>>212385191
>I wont say angie is evil, but she is completely self serving and low iq

Why did Angie delete this from her Throne?

>>212385218
the ai looks worse retard, what's the point

>>212385197
>>212385227
Not stealing, there is a video in his tiktok where he walks up near the turkey and the turkey attacked him

>>212385270
>WHY UHK COME TO CAVE WITH NO MAMMOTH?

>>212385283
Theres no more show for at least a year. They fucked themselves by ignoring the legal parts of the show

>>212385280
>no visible panties
Nah

>>212385297
Because it was bought/gifted, probably?

>>212385297

Somebody bought it for her

turkeygate

>>212385298
some people are so mentally broken that they can't consume the world unless it's been processed by ai. sad stuff

>>212385323
>>212385270

>>212385175
He didn't, wigger

>>212385324
>A year.
Make it three lmao

Aryeh stream in about two hours.

>>212385298
i think the only reason that chuds like ai is because it owns the libs, even though it looks like shit

>>212385305
the video looks trimmed, I think there's some context we're missing out on.

post ellie crying

>>212385021
the guy firing him sounds like such a whiny douche

>>212385021
>production tries to act tough on camera
>every single behind the cameras has them being the most effeminate nerdy wiggers ever

>>212385359
who the FUCK would watch this

What was the problem with Sodaman?

All I know is he played autism-simulator SS13, so he knows his way around RP-ing.

>>212385021
He pissed on a turkey and he's volunteering for fishtank shit. He should not reproduce. He should be castrated now.

>>212385359
MIZZLERGODS WE EATING GOOD TONITE

>>212385377
I'm so fucked up

>>212385359
Lol

>>212385377
spongebob

>>212385359
briefly mistook this for tai and wondered why he'd say something like "my goal is to be operational"

>>212385359
Holy fucking based i can't wait

lol threads in the last few days have been
>ricecel this ricecel that
white incels are so buckbroken by asian men
predicted this btw

>>212385021
>They are kicking out the BG2 volunteers for bullshit reasons like during Famous House 2.
You can't make this shit up.

>>212385021
So it's about an actual living turkey?

>>212385021
>Why did they lie about firing me
>Have you le watched the show?
Does gaslighting contestants on a reality show also mean that's standard procedure for their own crew?

>>212385415
what? are you sure you posted that in the right thread?

>>212385402
rachel looks like an early cgi creature

>>212385383
(Jet is) Pissed about the turkey, not pissed on the turkey, ESL

Everyone give the cute Goblina your money

RELEASE THE TURKEY FOOTAGE

>>212385377
everyone, you fredditor

>>212385377
If he actually does it, way more people than freddy. This I guarantee you. Screenshot this post if you don't believe me and want to get btfo.

>>212385402
dont cry babygirl

>>212385382
No more writing needed with no more Bloodgames so he gets the boot. The wiggers are also probably circling the wagons for future legal issues and avoid info leaks, so most people have to go.

>>212385383
on the surface, BG looked like good fun and hanging with production looks like a good time
until it isn't

>>212385419
wise woman say me fuck ugg, fuck ogg. how wise woman know?

>>212385471
If there's no more Bloodgames then why haven't they just fired everybody? Are they trying to do it in a pussy way with bullshit infractions?

Do you think Ellie wept after the lust was over and she realized she fucked Goran?

Turkey Tawm wanted that guy out.

>>212385436
She's the Globglogabgalab.

>>212385511
that is the vibe i'm getting

>>212385447
it's on his page

>>212385511
>Are they trying to do it in a pussy way with bullshit infractions?

Does this have something to do with paying unemployment?

>>212385434
yes?
>>212252034
and so forth

>ellie likes tool

hecking based

>>212385511
Looks like it. It wouldn't be strange for them.

>>212385446
>Everyone give the cute Goblina your money
you mean binx? already do.

>>212385483
Jet's a man who likes his cloacas

>>212385297
Angie simps are based if they got her this

>choose to work with the wiggers
>get scammed and fired
what could you possibly have expected

>>212385021
this reads like he was fucking around with a wild turkey. either he was actually physical with it, or story passed from person to person and it got blown out of proportion. why you would work for the wiggers for free anyway is retarded, good he got his shit back at least

>>212385534
I wouldn't think so, because they're mostly volunteers. It'd be easy to just let them go, but Jet has already showed once what a colossal bitch made pussy he is.

you can’t torture turkeys on fishtank bruh you’re only allowed to torture chickens as part of sam’s jewish atomement ritual

does Cole have any social media , I want a collab

>>212385446
These are literally the best type of tits.

>>212385446
tributing her my cum is the best i can do

>>212385446
was thinking about giving her some stuff. She's very sweet. Unlike a lot of these whores.

the girl in that guys other tiktoks is the same one from ‘the say faggot for free’ ad

>>212385531
thanks for the link

>>212385446
Sent ;)

>>212385575
they had animal rights problems with the chickens in s2 and im sure they got grief for the goat in s1. makes sense they don't wanna deal with more animal problems

Jet does not want you to watch this video

https://youtu.be/ljaWWP50ipg

Goran triggered my incel rage by fucking Ellie and for that he must pay.

Angie is a good person when you actually stop to think about it.

They were abusing animals AGAIN???
Does the town of Wrentham Massachusetts know this?

idubbbz has the opportunity to clap back at sam hyde

They should make fredditlive where Freddy chugs everclear and beats and tortures 18-20 year olds with down's syndrome and various other severe disabilities.

>>212385511
>why haven't they just fired everybody?
how do we know they haven't, isn't sodaman looking for work? and everyone is going on this greg thing now also. is that video of the turkey guy not from last summer?

wigger bussy owes me sex

>>212384957
Next season will only last a week if you don't

I'm sorry, but you aggravated the elimination turkey a week ago. I'm gonna have to ask you to leave now.

>>212385665
nah this dude a menace frfr

>>212385615
The chicken problem was overblown, but it would have been way worse if Josie didn't take care of them.

The piece of shit wiggers would have just let them starve or become roadkill.

>>212385415
>hating on the main character

i dont think the show is for you bro

>>212385665
sometimes i question my fetishes but then i remember that there are people who fantasize about jet neptune having sex with their waifu

>>212385665
sounds like a normal, not insane individual

>>212385665
ya smell me?

>>212385645
i’ll never understand why /ftl/ sucks freddy off so hard

he was the worse contestant on the show next to rachel

>>212385665
that's ben

Jet deserves sex and I'm tired of pretending he doesn't
So he ruins the show by doing it, so what? He deserves it, he earned it after ciara

Bloodgames 2 was gonna be so bad

The mallet landed INCHES away from the turkey's head. That autistic freak was a giant liability production couldn't afford.

>>212385665
erob is a tryhard that just wants people to screencap his posts. don't give that faggot attention

Drop a vocaroo Cole you know you want to

>>212385665
badideas coded behavior

>>212385733
the turkey was a mormon

>>212385665
im too normal to be here

>>212385731
Without Jon, yeah it was

>>212385733
payton looks cute here

>>212385723
What are the chances this gets sent to the proper authorities? This isn't the first time the wiggers have abused animals.

>>212385735
he quit because he's too scared

I was also volunteering and was told I wouldn’t be needed until after s4 ended, I have some photos but don’t want to reveal who I am just yet incase I am actually needed later. I understand why you might burn the bridge if you send fucking Jacob out to fire you after showing up after work.

>>212385733
Payton should've won and been Sam's protégé

so wait did he piss ON a turkey or piss OFF a turkey? why do these wiggers have live animals anyway? did they learn nothing from the chicken incident?

>Abi crashed out
>Claire crashed out
>Cole crashed out
>Mints (fake) crashed out
>Turkey man crashed out
>/ftl/ crashed out
What a 4th of July

Cole we understand your crash out. Please come back. Oh and stop looking at these threads retard

Ellie bellie

>>212385640
All he to do was mention Marky once and we wouldn’t be be in these threads at all

>>212385735
on the 5th of july? don't think so

ayo wtf???

if this is ellie's hs, then i know exactly where she lives

because that shit was my high school

she most likely lives within the vicinity of my house

MM

>>212385762
She always looks cute.

>>212385735
now is a great time to gloat about jet neptune's ability to run a show

Waiting at the airport for Ellie. Raping Ellie. Feeding her to my hamster for revenge.

why wont cole be our friend? he takes us in, then pushes us away.

>>212385665
>IT SHOULDA BEEN ME, YOU COULDA BEEN A CONTENDA, YOU COULDA BEEN A SOMEBODY

>>212385817
mmm

>>212385817
wow, cool stuff, bye pedophile

post yfw you end your career to get friendzoned by a high-schooler

>>212385817
her school has been known since her ig got found retard

>>212385817
ayooooooooooooooooooooo thats crazy bro you should like neck like right now

>>212385817
easy tiger
her family can afford a lawsuit

Did the goat from S1 really die shortly after filming, or was that another Hydean fib?

smoking weed with ellie

>>212385817
we know all this information already and we don't care

>>212385858
do you know what the MM stands for

>>212385817
she has been fully doxed and will have gay guys sent to her to welcome her home

>>212385045
She seems alright but something about her face is really off putting. Should probably cut the cigs and alcohol

>>212385817
I'll be lurking

>>212385857
this narrative is a lot funnier than cuckposting

>>212385791
The turkey confirmed later on a livestream that their faces made contact when he lunged. If not for Sam, we would be looking at a lawsuit!

homo sapien men killed entire tribes of neanderthals for this back in the day

Do you ever wonder what kind of world we'd be living in if Letty had been eliminated first instead of Jon?

>>212385792
Van is a bad dude
Getting girls addicted to opiates so he goon them is really shitty.

>>212385863
i aint gonna dox her

im just saying, that my old hs

we prolly had the same teacher

>>212385869
thats a cool sweatshirt. and lol that shes too retarded to hold a bowl and flick a lighter at the same time

Ellie being a perfect cutie status -always intact

>>212385882
yeah i'm not saying it though because i don't want a 3 day

>>212385897
A good world... A world where Letty wouldn't groom girls for Jet...

>>212385129
This is exactly how Peter Griffin talks though.

>>212385665

Nothing has been confirmed. These are just actual sickos with sick fantasies and a hatred of an 18 year old Asian girl with 0 personality.

>>212385791
he ran up to a turkey to antagonise it, thats it

>>212385897
Letty is always the first domino

>>212385897
Jon vs Frank would just have been Alex vs Frank, but on crack

>>212385894
can i save her?

CAN A DROP DOG IN?

CAN A NIGGA DROP IN?

>>212385921
Ben was always cool

>>212385915
she's left handed isn't she? smoking weed out of bowls are a pain in the ass since its always designed for ppl that are right handed (I'm speaking from experience)

>>212385791
Pissed off a turkey, stop listening to the ESL shitting up the thread

>>212385903
Shadi has some explaining to do here
Unless it was Jet and Ben and Van is just taking all the heat from troonleaks and mondocord

>>212385762
>>212385818
untrue

who owned the turkey?

dude its me anonymous from /ftl/

>>212385359
my guess is he's on metokur's stream

>>212385914
does that turn you on you fucking freak? no one cares about your cringe fantasy

>>212385990
erm actually she is cute

>>212385892
I spoke to the turkey it said gobble gobble KA-KAW-KA-KAW

>>212385713
Fredditors are underage or trolling

>>212384843
i want to tittyfuck shadi now :/

>>212386015
i dont even like asian girls

they gave daniel such a treat and he took it as a punishment

I can’t stop loving Angie

least mentally ill female fish:
binx, payton, ellie

>>212385914
>reddit spacing
>nigger lingo
kys

>>212385817
alright calm down klaus
leave the asian HS kids alone

>>212386041
Let's all love Angie

>>212384947
thanks man

>>212385903
oh no, he groomed 23 yo bitch
she drugged herself, even more, she took advantage of him because she used his money

>>212385791
>>212385383
>>212385175
I feel like you’re all glossing over the logistics of pissing on a live, moving bird

>>212385817
We’ve known she went to Mira mesa high since day 1, dumb nigger

>>212386039
tru

>>212386041
TLP (tight lil piece)

what are the odds someone will be at ellies door before she comes home

>>212386045
>ellie isnt mentally ill
replace her with trish

He hugraped the turkey! She did not want the hug! He makes all the animals uncomfortable and unsafe.

these guys have to stop abusing animals

>>212386094
broken home and internet brain aren't mental illnesses

>>212385897
Fishtank wouldn’t have gotten a second season

watching the season 2 eps just to feel something

ellie really did mog the tank
>made Sam break frame, first time ever
>friendzoned jet
>was the best contestant doing very little, hadn't even reached her potential
>prettiest fish of all time
>got fully doxed and it only made her seem cooler and based
>doxxed her airpod theif

>>212386102
abi deserved it 2bh

>>212385991
its probably wild

their are live turkeys that walk around the bloodgames set sometimes and they made it down the the driveway
ben told andrew not to fuck with them but he walked up to them to record it anyway and it chased him around
ben thought it was cringe or more likely didn’t like andrew not following orders

>>212386104
fucking jet neptroon is

>>212386033
The pig is free use just ask her

>>212386108
cole, summer, and jimmy would have been normal by now

>>212386116
shut up Claire

>>212386102
what's wrong with jet fucking claire and abi

>>212386082
Aryeh mogs Ellie

>>212386075
you could definitely piss on a fenced in turkey
I'd be worried about getting my junk pecked doh

Cole was about to have a CK arc

>>212386124
>their
retarded nigger

>>212386109
feel what? cringe?

>>212386128
if anyone gets arrested for stalking school grounds i will lose my shit. won't happen but would make for a very fun day

> sweetest cutie patootie
> "how fucked is jeet ineptitude"? uh, jet's cool i guess
> vaping is gayyyyy
> film school is a waste of time but what else am i gonna do
jetbros how are we holding up

why is jet mad about a turkey?

So they hired a bunch of irl larpers and airsoft guys to help them for free on bloodgames?

Ellie WILL get Devins'd, you just know it

>>212386145
>people used to watch this ugly mutt sleep every night for 42 days during s1
grim&fucked

>>212386179
>>212386190
>>212386192
do you like fish sticks?

testing out a new smile

>>212386192
>if you hate me then kill me or shut the fuck up
your response?

>>212386190
Yeah

if abi is taking suboxone how likely is it that she was using this as rehab tank also

>>212386206
have you ever smiled in real life

>>212386211
She looks so vietnamese in some photos

>>212386221
shadi got her into drugs

My erection has been raging for a couple hours now after I saw that new Claire pic.

>>212385703
But Jet really is having sex with these girls though. Simps just can't wrap their heads around casual sex.

>>212386238
That was Letty

>>212386190
Yeah one of the girls was a German girl who was on lettys kick stream in Poland

>>212386211
hnnng

>>212386086
>oh hi there ellie... was just in the neighbourhood and thought I should buy you some flowers. oh what's that? you're calling the police? do you mind if I meet Gigi first, I'm a big fan

>you enter a smoky bar and see goldstriker stroking his jewstache sipping a cool glass of lemonade
>he looks up at you, light glinting off his spectacles
>"hey kid, got any advice for Fishtank? Where do we go from here?"

what do you tell him

>>212386238
Are you fully insane? She was already a pothead alcoholic while she was dating he mexican ogre.

If it comes out that Ellie has bad grades I will be devastated

>>212386211
I'd lick her face like a daawwwgggg woof woof KAW

>>212386053
shut up nigger

im out

this shit is GAY and i dont care

Who wants to be the guy who posts what Ellie gonna have for lunch at school every day?

>>212386258
Nice try but it was you, Shadi

Jet should apologize and resign.

>>212386263
Letty gooned her for Jet also

>>212386194
shes almost as ugly as abi

>ELLIE UPDATE
>she got a 92/100 on her math quiz

Ellie's hymen status
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751751225339141.mp4

>>212386276
>>212386208
she legit looks like one of those retarded asians

most likely had to take algebra 1 throughout hs

lel

Frank Hassle won

>>212386308
>the pothead from a broken home is a virgin

Uh huh, sure, Ellie

>>212386083
what is this image

>>212386124
Jet wasn't overstating when he explained to Ellie how in the basement they try to create the atmosphere of a McDonald's shift. Petty, burned-out, overworked. Spot-on.

The only thing Jet Neptune should direct is BMAF porn.

>>212386286
Lets be real, did no one wonder why she was dating a fat Mexican with a bunch of ricers in some small southern town? She's been fucking for pills forever.

Ellie Update: they were serving chicken tenders with honey mustard but she went for the salad option again

>>212386341
This is by far the funniest outfit they gave him

>>212386360
witnessing her mom get railed for meth probably did a number on her

tight brat with a golden heart

>>212386293
sloppy drunk abi is hot
Van and/or jet wiggers shouldn't have got her hooked on opiates doh that shit ruins lives

>>212386360
zoomers aren't having sex, it wouldn't be that much of a surprise

>>212386376
I bet she did

>>212386388
they are but not with other zoomers (lol)

>>212386124
so andrew a piece of shit?

Waiting for Ellie at the airport. Following Ellie home. Waping Ellie and Gigi.

>>212386386
very rapey post

>>212386276
she said she has a 4.0 on the show

>>212386124
>>212386417
stop replying to yourself, mam, nobody cares about your fanfic glazing the wiggers

wn2b recruiting ellie's classmates into /ftl/ for more thorough updates

>>212386124
Whose andrew?

>>212386419
not if I have anything to say about it

Aryeh needs to save us and go live

>>212386124
That seems harsh but I understand why they would be sensitive about that sort of thing after what happened with the chickens during s2

>>212386373
Good point.

>>212386452
the guy who got fired

>bb starts in 5 days and first cast members are leaked

Peace out /ftl/

>>212385622
they were already doing damage control about this on reddit, trying to muddy the waters

>>212384475 (OP)
cutie salutie

>>212386434
girls have sex with their drunk doggie I think it's cringe too but it happens

>>212386440
I was thinking that posing as a student there would be a good scamming opportunity. her kick chat is full of psychos that would fall for it

(Sad News) Ellie (18) skipped school today

>>212385665
>should of

>>212386493
when they're drunk** oopsie kawdoodles

>>212386503
>her kick chat is full of psychos
literally just one guy

Ok but why did that guy get fired from bg2 & why did the turkey incident bother Jet & Ben so much?

>>212386458
Monday

>Yeah so we heard you were attack by a turkey...
>Yeah... you're fired

>cums all over claire, abi and ellie

Your reaction?

>>212386516
no theres a few. some of them even seem clueless about what happens on /ftl/ and just check there for updates

>>212386472
Based Claire and Klaus will be there

>>212385681
benji, keep your hand far from my wife

what the nigger

>>212386505
i believe her

Ellie "forgets" to bring shorts to PE again

>>212386517
How the fuck did both ABi and Claire fuck Jet? Look at that pic holy shit his neck is as wide as his head.

>>212386529
um this isnt reddit verified so i dont have to believe it

>keeps bringing up /ftl/ and 4chan bringing more simps here to further ruin /ftl/.
is this on purpose or is she just stupid?

>cums all over peter, richard and alex

Your reaction?

>>212386517
See
>>212386459

>>212386517
wait
that image of jet is a real screenshot and not AI?

>>212386517
Bill Ottman crying over Turkeys being abused and begging them to fire the guy

>>212386469
How do we know about him? Are there pictures of him or anything?

>>212386493
Yjk

it's actually Türkiye now

vibes are off
you're fired

>>212386517
>>212386525
>>212386529
Jetheads run /ftl/

>>212386517
he didnt listen to them. thats it

>>212386536
Pretty funny how many of them take everything on here so literal, although I feel like that happens on discord and Reddit as well

Turkey guy was acting just like Cole

more to come
Jet will pay

>>212386576
emo Brian is peak

I LUHVE TURKEH TAHM

uhh yeah Ellie wouldn't let me fuck so you're fired

ellie speaks in this familiar way i couldnt put my finger on. but i just realized it's like ashley jones. they have a different voice but an identical cadence.

>>212386591
KAW

>>212386517
It was the elimination turkey

>>212386616
that’s dark pedro

>>212386618
my pussy is sideways?

>>212386573
she is obviously doing it to get my seed, she is obsessed with me

>>212386517
jet was hoping to get some from direnc at least and didn't want to disrespect her culture

>>212386618
HOT

>>212386629
who's Ashley Jones

>>212386590
The tiktok from his account in this thread?

>>212386629
she talks exactly like a girl I knew that had aspergers

Yeah so we heard you were like, some faggot that gets attacked by turkeys, so you're fired. Uh, by the way if you could leave all that stuff you brought that would be cool.

>>212386517
he was acting like cole

>>212385297
PATREON LEAKER PLS KEEP YIUT MEMBERSHIP UNTIL THIS DROPS

>>212385021
who are the people talking in this and who was fired?

>>212386660
highschool girl who made mde style vids in 2015 that /pol/ liked. basically a /pol/ version of rose.

>>212386648
https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/sideways-asian-vagina-myth

>>212386666
the better part is he asked them if he was fire and they said no and then sent that jacob guy out to kick him off the property

>>212386663
i once overheard a group of international high school students talking about andrew tate
they were weirdly monotonous and spoke exactly as if they were chatting in discord, entirely in lower case

>>212386666
oh and uhhh you're gf said she's gonna stay here a while. alright you gotta go man. *hits vape*

>>212386660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X52JD_TVbI

>>212386729
oh right isn't she British or something
/b/ and /r9k/ used to like her I think

>>212386705
Every day that passes i'm afraid your pic will come to be

>>212386729
glad i missed whatever this ayylmao looking thing is

>>212386705
your*
I should really turn off autocorrect on this kawdamn phone

jet neptune dies tonight

Jet hate feels like it's approaching critical mass and Sam will be forced to address the situation
or is he getting his Fishtank feed from asskissing orbiters on twitter still

Ellie's perfect cutie little Ellie bellie

TJ streams tonight

>>212386782
Sam only reads twitter. They love Jet there

>>212386705
The real fish are the guys that introduced their gf's to fishtank

>>212386782
Yes, twitter paypigs are extremely mentally ill and do not want to criticize the wiggers at all because they think they'll have a chance of being part of fishtank
And they still believe the show was shutdown because of swatting, not because of legal incompetence

>>212386782
he don't give a shiii
if jet makes him money, he will stay

>>212386782
Sam knew the plan why do you think he just sat on his laptop the entire time

>>212386782
this is Sam's plan all along
He needs Jet front and center doing his wigger groupie slut gang thing to take the heat off of Sam's sketchy past with Marky Mark

>>212386729
i stumbled on to her website without knowing who she was like a year ago

>>212386792
Real or are you trying to manifest?

Missionary Work hack_blastard !ZBVtO05IZw Thu 08 Jun 2017 20:35:26 No.37591623
Would you be a missionary?

Tomorrow morning im leaving overseas for my missionary deployment. Ive chosen to follow my faith and take a volunteer trip to Syria to assist rebuilding the wartorn nation, both physically and in matters of the soul.

I've accepted that I may be hurt, maybe even killed. One year ago today I would never consider this as a possibility for me, but ive made strides in my own personality and can now comprehend compassion and selflessness.

Why aren't you joining a church and going to Syria this summer? Neethood is quickly defeated by real world experiences and the power of God.

>>212386782
sam and jet love pissing off the audience, it's why airsoft fatty is there and the sound is bad

>>212386782
Jet is fishtank
If you don’t like it make your own fishtank

>>212386629
glad I'm not the only one who thinks this

I wanna fuck a dog

>>212386782
i doubt he would ever get rid of jet. was there ever any evidence of the whole "THATS STRIKE 2 JET" stuff

like i'm into jet

>>212386782
There’s no chance we hear anything official about the fishtank business until whenever the next “state of fishtank” is, which wouldn’t be until they’ve acquired property or have season 5 on the horizon.

If they were smart though they’d expedite the bloodgames and s3 edits to give the fans something to watch.

>>212386782
he will just have jet apologize on stream and all will be forgiven again

>>212386816
I swear the Twitter hashtag wasn't as obnoxious in the previous seasons as it was this season. I couldn't read that shit this season for more than a few minutes without getting annoyed at how much they dick ride production.

>>212386656
of course the mentally ill elliefag is a redscare and livestreamfails faggot, you are a faggot charlie

>>212386880
I'm sure a rushed S3 edit would be a massive success.

>>212386854
Jimmy fucks dogs and I don't care
Jimmy fucks dogs and I don't care
Jimmy fucks dogs and I don't care
Ole Lux has gone away

>>212386844
Did he actually do that? That's really amazing and respectable if he did.

>>212386782
>approaching critical mass
https://x.com/jackvinson911/status/1941560722254856636?s=46

>>212386729
>the age
>the voice
>the pick me /pol/ humor
Uncanny lmao

>>212386915
of course not
he was back posting about rick and morty and pua techniques the next week

>>212386907
Jimmy raped Benleaks here, let's be real

>>212386907
i like how fishtank is free-for-all orbiter war

Eleanor is the prettiest fish of all time and I'm tired of pretending she's not

>>212386930
wear a belt anon
just trust me on this

>>212386938
You just have yellow fever

>>212386907
>this is the weirdo troon
I lol'd

>>212386907
Leakyben could never recover from this complete destruction

>>212386970
I have perfect beautiful woman fever, Ellie has white fever though

metokur is about to stream

partial big brother cast promo leaked

2 white guys, 1 white girl, an asian guy and an ethnically ambiguous girl

NO BLACKS

Am I fucking retarded or did Jet not fuck anyone as he planned? He tried but chickened out when the optics looked bad after that lunch pic got posted

>>212386972
such an ugly word

>>212386907
he has me blocked btw

>>212386994
i'll believe it when i see it, bb is broke because of the dei meta

>>212386938
Oliver is the prettiest fish, though

>>212386996
jet has never had sex

>>212386907
brutal

>>212387013

https://bsky.app/profile/lexiedelcourt.bsky.social/post/3ltam6kkztk2c

>>212386994
any latinx representation

>>212386998
Ugly word to describe an ugly thing

>>212386907
Why is jimmy using "troon" as an insult when we know he jerks off to troons?

>>212387012
bro you got dunked on by jimmy
by jimmy downey from fishtank
think about that

>>212387037
that's fax doogies

>>212387013
>>212387032
im not saying there wont be any blacks on the season but its odd they wouldnt put any in a promo

>>212386970
its just my preference

new

>>212387007
>>212387007
>>212387007

>>212386145
Shes into hapas I see.

>>212387049
Tj would be disappointed if he knew about this

>>212387051
oh nm the ethnically ambiguous is a black girl

Mistakes into hapas

>>212385359
I'm cumming inside you prematurely