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THEY DONT UNDERSTAND THE THINGS I SAY ON TV
Her pussy is the main character of Goran's cock carousel
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>>212384475 (OP)include this
angie/jin/rachel/burt
https://gofile.io/d/pofUsB
ellie/direnc
https://gofile.io/d/bSAcpn
ellie with a ricky jumpscare
https://gofile.io/d/3BIWoy
cole being avant garde (???)
https://gofile.io/d/VOsfT7
>>212384261>sex with shadi>>212384306Why does everyone give Claire and Abi grief for fucking Jet, but Shadi gets a pass for getting a train run on her by Jon and all his producers from ADL?
Is it a race thing, like a brown girl servicing white men is a noble endeavor?
>>212384475 (OP)>ellie chuds attacked the angie simps the other day
>>212384530Still hate mintz for making his out of focus
>>212384510sex with binky
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>>212384566crazy how ellie said jet was cutest patootie when bill was right there
>>212384542Because shadi doesnt act like shes above being a retarded whore
Ellie hymen status -intact
Ellie anal virginity status -intact
Ellie throat status -unbruised
just got off the phone to the local DA's office, apparently RICO charges are pending against Jet
>>212384560this upscaling looks like SHIT
>>212384590She does though, she literally larps as a Christian moralist while fucking dozens of guys
>>212384566bill ottman coffee shop hangout where we talk about arcade fire and lcd soundsystem
Smoking that shit up out the pipe
That's the type shit I like
This that chug jug with the sprite
Smoke exotic, Roach I don't smoke spice
That's the type shit I like
That the type shit I'm on
That's the type shit I like
That the type shit I'm on
That's the type shit I roll
That's the type shit I smoke
Put the kratom all up on the ice
-Type shit I pour
Lil bitty bitch tryna fuck all night?
Type of bitch I'm on
That's the type shit I like
That the type shit I'm on
This my city
This my city
Shoot up my city!
Bitty I'm fitted
Bitty I'm fitted (Bape)
50 of them with me
She all in my business, all in my business
Get out of my business!
She got a belly ring!
I think I'm on ketamine! (Ay)
They said I should be a fucking better me
There ain't no better me
This is my- This is my city
Got spliffies and blickies no kizzy
No kissy just bring me the kitty
Said fuck it, said fuck it lil bitch
Let's get it let's get it let's get it
(Pipe Pipe Pipe Pipe Pipe, Type shit I like)
This that chug jug with the sprite
Smoke exotic, Roach I don't smoke spice
That's the type shit I like
That the type shit I'm on
That's the type shit I like
That the type shit I'm on
That's the type shit I roll
That's the type shit I smoke
Put the kratom all up on the ice
-Type shit I pour
Lil bitty bitch tryna fuck all night?
Type of bitch I'm on
That's the type shit I like
That the type of shit I like!
Ellie hymen status -exploded
Ellie anal virginity status -gaped
Ellie throat status -you dont wanna know
>>212384608would the mann act apply to transporting direnc across state lines?
>>212384506I checked the Bible and it says there it's my life duty to serve and defend the government of Israel.
>>212384607They didn't tell you?
>>212384579If Only ellie would post a photo like this
>>212384543scott has so much aura
>>212384608just got off the phone with bill ottman and he's saying you need to cease and desist
there is nothing wrong with spending your time gossiping about petty drama from extremely niche internet personalities you don't even know irl as a man in your 30's
>>212384688Nigga looks like a mutant
>>212384542>why doesn't anyone care that the slam pig acted like a slam pigCause nobody actually cares about the sheboon
>>212384542shadi is fat and black
>>212384696i feel attacked
>>212384707thank you i love xbox 360 scott
>>212384696creature stop being sarcastic and post your ass
there is nothing wrong with sucking jet's cock and getting his cum sprayed all over you
yall are crazy
>>212384688Fuck he is ugly as sin
>>212384707Scott Sullivan PS2
>>212384590Kek delusional self post
Which fishtank person will die in strange and unknowable circumstances?
>>212384634https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUlPHQqEW4Q
>>212384743CK is speedrunning this
ive said nothing but nice things about mary melons and now sheโs coming for my throat
>>212384736Scott Sullivan KKK
>>212384782mary melons has an Agenda.
Waiting to see whether Emiru is assassinated by an insane incel simp the moment she leaves the elevator.
This show destroyed Jet's passion for music btw.
>>212384729Creature is delusional
>im not going to make my life all about fishtank >makes her entire life about fishtank, maintaining the name Creature on Twitter and posts about fishtank at least once a day while also sending candy all throughout s4
>jet spends half a million dollars to fuck 4/10 dog-faced groupies with weird noses
Johnny would be proud
>>212384782what's so great about your throat
sounds weird
>>212384809At least something good came out of it
>>212384542the pedophiles who lust after their "princesses" abi, claire etc are sad whiny fags, as demonstrated by their love of gossiping
the chads who want to plap shadi don't give a fuck about any of this shit, and rightly so. go complain about her stealing bacon or whatever, retard.
>>212384824Mind you, Fishtank makes money
>>212384806This.
Back then she felt genuinely awkward, fumbling when trying to do power dynamics. Now the ego got to her head.
>>212384696i'm gay so it's in my nature. whats excuse do the rest of you guys have
>>212384843>the chads who want to plap shadilol
>>212384806She purposefully made an ugly face here by jutting her lower jaw out
>>212384843Shadi is the only sex with shadi poster in these threads u delusional fucking pig stop self posting
>>212384768I don't care what anyone says, that shit is hard
if you were her bf
would you take jc off her meds just to see what would happen
THIS NIGGA ASKS
ARE YOU PLAYING A CHARACTER
BA-DUM
>>212384844only retards pay for fishtank and log on their site
sex with shadi but unironically
Holding hands with Ellie. Cuddling with Ellie. Sharing your food with Ellie. Waping Ellie.
>>212384900performing unethical placebo experiments on my beloved jc
>>212384716We still remember.
>>212384843Stop self posting, whore
In another life, I could've made her happy
>>212384915thank you husband
>>212384904That doesnt change my point
>>212384824Abi has bad teeth but aside from that she's at least a 7
>>212384696We are brat coded
>fucks simps' waifus
>turns them into alcoholic junkies and dump them
>has paypigs be okay with him tanking the show
>has paypigs be okay with constant nontent and recycled bits
TOTAL BLASTARD VICTORY
the chads who want to plap shadi
>>212384558better than nothing
>>212384926So why did jacob invite claire and abi to this shit knowing they were jet's whores? Did he think he could use them to get with letty?
Good flight Elli, hope a nice movie plays
>>212384947this is actually worse than nothing
>>212384942don't forget paypigs sending their gf's for him to fuck
>>212384957out of a cannon
>>212384696>>212384843Creature and the sheboon are so ass blasted they're not the center of attention in /ftl/ they have to resort to this
>>212384942>Ellie, college is a waste of time, I can introduce you to some drug dealers, they'll do you right
>>212384957demote to freeloader thats not allowed to leave
>>212384960Maybe he just wanted to put on a really really good show.
>>212384960Jacob wasnt into letty, they had a good younger brother older sister dynamic
new drama dropped
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTHbqanGXAT6h-Y3lfq/
hypersonic missile filled with used needles for jet neptune fishtoy
>>212384957Nah. Give him an 8th chance. He's so close to getting it right.
>>212384945>Jimmy's slam pig >vans slam pig>ADL's free use slam pig
brat
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>no Bloodgames
>no Bitchtank
>instead we get a Greg-themed mini season
Fishtank Universe Civil War
Bad Guys:
>Sam
>Jet
>Ben
>Letty
>Maejok
>Billie
>Mints
>Claire
>Abi
>Ellie
Good Guys:
>Charls
>Jan
>Frank
>Greg
>Bex
>Shadi
>Angie
>Cowboy
>Ben???
>>212384990> film school is a waste of time but what else am i going to dojet was actually cucked by new england NIMBY boomers
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751748634816654.mp4
>>212384942Goran only humps them. It's Letty who mindbreaks them.
Also, you don't give Shadi enough shit for what has happened to Abi. Remember that she took her to the West Coast to get drunk and suck clipper dick.
>>212385045>the cummer museum
>>212384960He gave what the people wanted: favorites willing to appear on his show like Letty, TJ, Claire and Abi.
>>212384696im in my 40s actually!
I do believe that Angie is a good person and she deserves to have many racemixed children with her white boyfriend
>>212385021is that soda bitch in the background?
>>212385021>jet couldnt tell a guy to his face he was firedSame shit with Jin. Jet hid in the bathroom and told his underlings to fire this guy
>>212385021what's the drama here? bloodgames people were fired abruptly and production are faggots, we know this
Creature you literally posted in the thread with your name and the field and even posted timestamp
>>212385021i don't get it
>>212385021>Yes, I was supposed to be a character in bloodgames, I also volunteered to help build the set and provided a ton of my own personal propsWho the hell does free manual labor during the summer for Jet?
At least the simps for the girls get something
>>212385021based on the posters own comments he pissed on a turkey. no shit he'd get fired after they've already run into animal issues in the past seasons
i want to go to the cummer museum with angie
>>212384903i couldnt have asked for a better response
I wont say angie is evil, but she is completely self serving and low iq
Cole is not involved in the Civil War im afraid he has no useful talents
>>212385021so this was some fan lending them airsoft guns and helping out with bloodgames and they fired him for stealing a turkey? it's a white trash show.
>>212385021>>212385021>fishtankfans get their girlfriends to go on the show>wiggers fill them with alcohol, drugs and a good time>get cucked>fishtankfans volunteer to help for free and bring their own stuff>uh youre fiired but leave the stuff you brought, alright?kek total paypig death
>>212385045>>212385191I would let Angelina cuck me so hard. She's so tight and fucking brat coded. But she would have to let me have one morsel of pussy.
>>212385021>steals a turkey>gets firedcrazy drama
Does any1 know what Ella is up to?
Im still in these threads wayy after I should have left because im procrastinating
>>212385229None of your business, Cole
>>212385212why would claire say that
Why does Vinny Ramos have no friends?
>>212385212jet is kind of butch lesbian coded
>>212385212i nolifed S2 and i still don't know who this is
was she the girlfriend or something
>>212385021production behaving really faggy behind the scenes like total nerds
Charls was right
they're fucking nerds
>>212385227>uhh no you aren't fired. I wouldnt do that to you, buddy!>hey can you fire this guy im going to go hide in the basement until he is gone
>>212385251This dude is fatter than airsoftfatty and no one cares
>>212385021and now sodman is fired LOL theyre cleaning house
>>212385251they don't know about his all star appearance on Samuel Hyde's Extreme Peace
>>212384809And Benโs o7
>>212385271no, lose weight
>>212385191>I wont say angie is evil, but she is completely self serving and low iqWhy did Angie delete this from her Throne?
>>212385218the ai looks worse retard, what's the point
>>212385197>>212385227Not stealing, there is a video in his tiktok where he walks up near the turkey and the turkey attacked him
>>212385270>WHY UHK COME TO CAVE WITH NO MAMMOTH?
>>212385283Theres no more show for at least a year. They fucked themselves by ignoring the legal parts of the show
>>212385280>no visible pantiesNah
>>212385297Because it was bought/gifted, probably?
>>212385297Somebody bought it for her
>>212385298some people are so mentally broken that they can't consume the world unless it's been processed by ai. sad stuff
>>212385175He didn't, wigger
>>212385324>A year.Make it three lmao
Aryeh stream in about two hours.
>>212385298i think the only reason that chuds like ai is because it owns the libs, even though it looks like shit
>>212385305the video looks trimmed, I think there's some context we're missing out on.
>>212385021the guy firing him sounds like such a whiny douche
>>212385021>production tries to act tough on camera>every single behind the cameras has them being the most effeminate nerdy wiggers ever
>>212385359who the FUCK would watch this
What was the problem with Sodaman?
All I know is he played autism-simulator SS13, so he knows his way around RP-ing.
>>212385021He pissed on a turkey and he's volunteering for fishtank shit. He should not reproduce. He should be castrated now.
>>212385359MIZZLERGODS WE EATING GOOD TONITE
>>212385377I'm so fucked up
>>212385359briefly mistook this for tai and wondered why he'd say something like "my goal is to be operational"
>>212385359Holy fucking based i can't wait
lol threads in the last few days have been
>ricecel this ricecel that
white incels are so buckbroken by asian men
predicted this btw
>>212385021>They are kicking out the BG2 volunteers for bullshit reasons like during Famous House 2.You can't make this shit up.
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>>212385021So it's about an actual living turkey?
>>212385021>Why did they lie about firing me>Have you le watched the show? Does gaslighting contestants on a reality show also mean that's standard procedure for their own crew?
>>212385415what? are you sure you posted that in the right thread?
>>212385402rachel looks like an early cgi creature
>>212385383(Jet is) Pissed about the turkey, not pissed on the turkey, ESL
Everyone give the cute Goblina your money
RELEASE THE TURKEY FOOTAGE
>>212385377everyone, you fredditor
>>212385377If he actually does it, way more people than freddy. This I guarantee you. Screenshot this post if you don't believe me and want to get btfo.
>>212385402dont cry babygirl
>>212385382No more writing needed with no more Bloodgames so he gets the boot. The wiggers are also probably circling the wagons for future legal issues and avoid info leaks, so most people have to go.
>>212385383on the surface, BG looked like good fun and hanging with production looks like a good time
until it isn't
>Yeah uhhh I was planning on fucking that turkey so you're fired
>>212385419wise woman say me fuck ugg, fuck ogg. how wise woman know?
>>212385471If there's no more Bloodgames then why haven't they just fired everybody? Are they trying to do it in a pussy way with bullshit infractions?
Do you think Ellie wept after the lust was over and she realized she fucked Goran?
Turkey Tawm wanted that guy out.
>>212385436She's the Globglogabgalab.
>>212385511that is the vibe i'm getting
>>212385447it's on his page
>>212385511>Are they trying to do it in a pussy way with bullshit infractions?Does this have something to do with paying unemployment?
>ellie likes tool
hecking based
>>212385511Looks like it. It wouldn't be strange for them.
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>>212385446>Everyone give the cute Goblina your moneyyou mean binx? already do.
>>212385483Jet's a man who likes his cloacas
>>212385297Angie simps are based if they got her this
>choose to work with the wiggers
>get scammed and fired
what could you possibly have expected
>>212385021this reads like he was fucking around with a wild turkey. either he was actually physical with it, or story passed from person to person and it got blown out of proportion. why you would work for the wiggers for free anyway is retarded, good he got his shit back at least
>>212385534I wouldn't think so, because they're mostly volunteers. It'd be easy to just let them go, but Jet has already showed once what a colossal bitch made pussy he is.
you canโt torture turkeys on fishtank bruh youโre only allowed to torture chickens as part of samโs jewish atomement ritual
does Cole have any social media , I want a collab
>>212385446These are literally the best type of tits.
>>212385446tributing her my cum is the best i can do
>>212385446was thinking about giving her some stuff. She's very sweet. Unlike a lot of these whores.
the girl in that guys other tiktoks is the same one from โthe say faggot for freeโ ad
>>212385531thanks for the link
>>212385575they had animal rights problems with the chickens in s2 and im sure they got grief for the goat in s1. makes sense they don't wanna deal with more animal problems
Jet does not want you to watch this video
https://youtu.be/ljaWWP50ipg
Goran triggered my incel rage by fucking Ellie and for that he must pay.
Angie is a good person when you actually stop to think about it.
They were abusing animals AGAIN???
Does the town of Wrentham Massachusetts know this?
idubbbz has the opportunity to clap back at sam hyde
They should make fredditlive where Freddy chugs everclear and beats and tortures 18-20 year olds with down's syndrome and various other severe disabilities.
>>212385511>why haven't they just fired everybody?how do we know they haven't, isn't sodaman looking for work? and everyone is going on this greg thing now also. is that video of the turkey guy not from last summer?
>>212384957Next season will only last a week if you don't
I'm sorry, but you aggravated the elimination turkey a week ago. I'm gonna have to ask you to leave now.
>>212385665nah this dude a menace frfr
>>212385615The chicken problem was overblown, but it would have been way worse if Josie didn't take care of them.
The piece of shit wiggers would have just let them starve or become roadkill.
>>212385415>hating on the main characteri dont think the show is for you bro
>>212385665sometimes i question my fetishes but then i remember that there are people who fantasize about jet neptune having sex with their waifu
>>212385665sounds like a normal, not insane individual
>>212385645iโll never understand why /ftl/ sucks freddy off so hard
he was the worse contestant on the show next to rachel
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751750014021958.mp4
Jet deserves sex and I'm tired of pretending he doesn't
So he ruins the show by doing it, so what? He deserves it, he earned it after ciara
Bloodgames 2 was gonna be so bad
The mallet landed INCHES away from the turkey's head. That autistic freak was a giant liability production couldn't afford.
>>212385665erob is a tryhard that just wants people to screencap his posts. don't give that faggot attention
Drop a vocaroo Cole you know you want to
>>212385665badideas coded behavior
>>212385733the turkey was a mormon
>>212385665im too normal to be here
>>212385731Without Jon, yeah it was
>>212385733payton looks cute here
>>212385723What are the chances this gets sent to the proper authorities? This isn't the first time the wiggers have abused animals.
>>212385735he quit because he's too scared
I was also volunteering and was told I wouldnโt be needed until after s4 ended, I have some photos but donโt want to reveal who I am just yet incase I am actually needed later. I understand why you might burn the bridge if you send fucking Jacob out to fire you after showing up after work.
>>212385733Payton should've won and been Sam's protรฉgรฉ
so wait did he piss ON a turkey or piss OFF a turkey? why do these wiggers have live animals anyway? did they learn nothing from the chicken incident?
>Abi crashed out
>Claire crashed out
>Cole crashed out
>Mints (fake) crashed out
>Turkey man crashed out
>/ftl/ crashed out
What a 4th of July
Cole we understand your crash out. Please come back. Oh and stop looking at these threads retard
>>212385640All he to do was mention Marky once and we wouldnโt be be in these threads at all
>>212385735on the 5th of july? don't think so
ayo wtf???
if this is ellie's hs, then i know exactly where she lives
because that shit was my high school
she most likely lives within the vicinity of my house
MM
>>212385762She always looks cute.
>>212385735now is a great time to gloat about jet neptune's ability to run a show
Waiting at the airport for Ellie. Raping Ellie. Feeding her to my hamster for revenge.
why wont cole be our friend? he takes us in, then pushes us away.
>>212385665>IT SHOULDA BEEN ME, YOU COULDA BEEN A CONTENDA, YOU COULDA BEEN A SOMEBODY
>>212385817wow, cool stuff, bye pedophile
post yfw you end your career to get friendzoned by a high-schooler
>>212385817her school has been known since her ig got found retard
>>212385817ayooooooooooooooooooooo thats crazy bro you should like neck like right now
>>212385817easy tiger
her family can afford a lawsuit
Did the goat from S1 really die shortly after filming, or was that another Hydean fib?
>>212385817we know all this information already and we don't care
>>212385858do you know what the MM stands for
>>212385817she has been fully doxed and will have gay guys sent to her to welcome her home
>>212385045She seems alright but something about her face is really off putting. Should probably cut the cigs and alcohol
>>212385817I'll be lurking
>>212385857this narrative is a lot funnier than cuckposting
>>212385791The turkey confirmed later on a livestream that their faces made contact when he lunged. If not for Sam, we would be looking at a lawsuit!
homo sapien men killed entire tribes of neanderthals for this back in the day
Do you ever wonder what kind of world we'd be living in if Letty had been eliminated first instead of Jon?
>>212385792Van is a bad dude
Getting girls addicted to opiates so he goon them is really shitty.
>>212385863i aint gonna dox her
im just saying, that my old hs
we prolly had the same teacher
>>212385869thats a cool sweatshirt. and lol that shes too retarded to hold a bowl and flick a lighter at the same time
Ellie being a perfect cutie status -always intact
>>212385882yeah i'm not saying it though because i don't want a 3 day
>>212385897A good world... A world where Letty wouldn't groom girls for Jet...
>>212385129This is exactly how Peter Griffin talks though.
>>212385665Nothing has been confirmed. These are just actual sickos with sick fantasies and a hatred of an 18 year old Asian girl with 0 personality.
>>212385791he ran up to a turkey to antagonise it, thats it
>>212385897Letty is always the first domino
>>212385897Jon vs Frank would just have been Alex vs Frank, but on crack
>>212385894can i save her?
>>212385921Ben was always cool
>>212385915she's left handed isn't she? smoking weed out of bowls are a pain in the ass since its always designed for ppl that are right handed (I'm speaking from experience)
>>212385791Pissed off a turkey, stop listening to the ESL shitting up the thread
>>212385903Shadi has some explaining to do here
Unless it was Jet and Ben and Van is just taking all the heat from troonleaks and mondocord
dude its me anonymous from /ftl/
>>212385359my guess is he's on metokur's stream
>>212385914does that turn you on you fucking freak? no one cares about your cringe fantasy
>>212385990erm actually she is cute
>>212385892I spoke to the turkey it said gobble gobble KA-KAW-KA-KAW
>>212385713Fredditors are underage or trolling
>>212384843i want to tittyfuck shadi now :/
>>212386015i dont even like asian girls
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they gave daniel such a treat and he took it as a punishment
I canโt stop loving Angie
least mentally ill female fish:
binx, payton, ellie
>>212385914>reddit spacing>nigger lingokys
>>212385817alright calm down klaus
leave the asian HS kids alone
>>212386041Let's all love Angie
>>212385903oh no, he groomed 23 yo bitch
she drugged herself, even more, she took advantage of him because she used his money
>>212385791>>212385383>>212385175I feel like youโre all glossing over the logistics of pissing on a live, moving bird
>>212385817Weโve known she went to Mira mesa high since day 1, dumb nigger
>>212386041TLP (tight lil piece)
what are the odds someone will be at ellies door before she comes home
>>212386045>ellie isnt mentally illreplace her with trish
He hugraped the turkey! She did not want the hug! He makes all the animals uncomfortable and unsafe.
these guys have to stop abusing animals
>>212386094broken home and internet brain aren't mental illnesses
>>212385897Fishtank wouldnโt have gotten a second season
watching the season 2 eps just to feel something
ellie really did mog the tank
>made Sam break frame, first time ever
>friendzoned jet
>was the best contestant doing very little, hadn't even reached her potential
>prettiest fish of all time
>got fully doxed and it only made her seem cooler and based
>doxxed her airpod theif
>>212386102abi deserved it 2bh
>>212385991its probably wild
their are live turkeys that walk around the bloodgames set sometimes and they made it down the the driveway
ben told andrew not to fuck with them but he walked up to them to record it anyway and it chased him around
ben thought it was cringe or more likely didnโt like andrew not following orders
>>212386104fucking jet neptroon is
>inb4 we get Ellies school schedule
>>212386033The pig is free use just ask her
>>212386108cole, summer, and jimmy would have been normal by now
>>212386116shut up Claire
>>212386102what's wrong with jet fucking claire and abi
>>212386082Aryeh mogs Ellie
>>212386075you could definitely piss on a fenced in turkey
I'd be worried about getting my junk pecked doh
Cole was about to have a CK arc
>>212386124>their retarded nigger
>>212386109feel what? cringe?
>>212386128if anyone gets arrested for stalking school grounds i will lose my shit. won't happen but would make for a very fun day
> sweetest cutie patootie
> "how fucked is jeet ineptitude"? uh, jet's cool i guess
> vaping is gayyyyy
> film school is a waste of time but what else am i gonna do
jetbros how are we holding up
why is jet mad about a turkey?
So they hired a bunch of irl larpers and airsoft guys to help them for free on bloodgames?
Ellie WILL get Devins'd, you just know it
>>212386145>people used to watch this ugly mutt sleep every night for 42 days during s1grim&fucked
>Ellie's report card leaks
>>212386192>if you hate me then kill me or shut the fuck upyour response?
if abi is taking suboxone how likely is it that she was using this as rehab tank also
>>212386206have you ever smiled in real life
>>212386211She looks so vietnamese in some photos
>>212386221shadi got her into drugs
My erection has been raging for a couple hours now after I saw that new Claire pic.
>>212385703But Jet really is having sex with these girls though. Simps just can't wrap their heads around casual sex.
>>212386238That was Letty
>>212386190Yeah one of the girls was a German girl who was on lettys kick stream in Poland
>>212386086>oh hi there ellie... was just in the neighbourhood and thought I should buy you some flowers. oh what's that? you're calling the police? do you mind if I meet Gigi first, I'm a big fan
>you enter a smoky bar and see goldstriker stroking his jewstache sipping a cool glass of lemonade
>he looks up at you, light glinting off his spectacles
>"hey kid, got any advice for Fishtank? Where do we go from here?"
what do you tell him
>>212386238Are you fully insane? She was already a pothead alcoholic while she was dating he mexican ogre.
If it comes out that Ellie has bad grades I will be devastated
>>212386211I'd lick her face like a daawwwgggg woof woof KAW
>>212386053shut up nigger
im out
this shit is GAY and i dont care
Who wants to be the guy who posts what Ellie gonna have for lunch at school every day?
>>212386258Nice try but it was you, Shadi
Jet should apologize and resign.
>>212386263Letty gooned her for Jet also
>>212386194shes almost as ugly as abi
>ELLIE UPDATE
>she got a 92/100 on her math quiz
Ellie's hymen status
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751751225339141.mp4
>>212386276>>212386208she legit looks like one of those retarded asians
most likely had to take algebra 1 throughout hs
lel
>>212386308>the pothead from a broken home is a virginUh huh, sure, Ellie
>>212386083what is this image
>>212386124Jet wasn't overstating when he explained to Ellie how in the basement they try to create the atmosphere of a McDonald's shift. Petty, burned-out, overworked. Spot-on.
The only thing Jet Neptune should direct is BMAF porn.
>>212386286Lets be real, did no one wonder why she was dating a fat Mexican with a bunch of ricers in some small southern town? She's been fucking for pills forever.
Ellie Update: they were serving chicken tenders with honey mustard but she went for the salad option again
>>212386341This is by far the funniest outfit they gave him
>>212386360witnessing her mom get railed for meth probably did a number on her
tight brat with a golden heart
>>212386293sloppy drunk abi is hot
Van and/or jet wiggers shouldn't have got her hooked on opiates doh that shit ruins lives
>>212386360zoomers aren't having sex, it wouldn't be that much of a surprise
>>212386376 I bet she did
>>212386388they are but not with other zoomers (lol)
>>212386124so andrew a piece of shit?
Waiting for Ellie at the airport. Following Ellie home. Waping Ellie and Gigi.
>>212386386very rapey post
>>212386276she said she has a 4.0 on the show
>>212386124>>212386417stop replying to yourself, mam, nobody cares about your fanfic glazing the wiggers
wn2b recruiting ellie's classmates into /ftl/ for more thorough updates
>>212386419not if I have anything to say about it
Aryeh needs to save us and go live
>>212386124That seems harsh but I understand why they would be sensitive about that sort of thing after what happened with the chickens during s2
>>212386452the guy who got fired
>bb starts in 5 days and first cast members are leaked
Peace out /ftl/
>>212385622they were already doing damage control about this on reddit, trying to muddy the waters
>>212386434girls have sex with their drunk doggie I think it's cringe too but it happens
>>212386440I was thinking that posing as a student there would be a good scamming opportunity. her kick chat is full of psychos that would fall for it
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751751712552192.mp4
(Sad News) Ellie (18) skipped school today
>>212386493when they're drunk** oopsie kawdoodles
>>212386503>her kick chat is full of psychosliterally just one guy
Ok but why did that guy get fired from bg2 & why did the turkey incident bother Jet & Ben so much?
>Yeah so we heard you were attack by a turkey...
>Yeah... you're fired
>cums all over claire, abi and ellie
Your reaction?
>>212386516no theres a few. some of them even seem clueless about what happens on /ftl/ and just check there for updates
>>212386472Based Claire and Klaus will be there
>>212385681benji, keep your hand far from my wife
Ellie "forgets" to bring shorts to PE again
>>212386517How the fuck did both ABi and Claire fuck Jet? Look at that pic holy shit his neck is as wide as his head.
>>212386529um this isnt reddit verified so i dont have to believe it
>keeps bringing up /ftl/ and 4chan bringing more simps here to further ruin /ftl/.
is this on purpose or is she just stupid?
>cums all over peter, richard and alex
Your reaction?
>>212386517wait
that image of jet is a real screenshot and not AI?
>>212386517Bill Ottman crying over Turkeys being abused and begging them to fire the guy
>>212386469How do we know about him? Are there pictures of him or anything?
it's actually Tรผrkiye now
vibes are off
you're fired
>>212386517he didnt listen to them. thats it
>>212386536Pretty funny how many of them take everything on here so literal, although I feel like that happens on discord and Reddit as well
Turkey guy was acting just like Cole
>>212386576emo Brian is peak
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751751944695208.mp4
uhh yeah Ellie wouldn't let me fuck so you're fired
ellie speaks in this familiar way i couldnt put my finger on. but i just realized it's like ashley jones. they have a different voice but an identical cadence.
>>212386517It was the elimination turkey
>>212386616thatโs dark pedro
>>212386618my pussy is sideways?
>>212386573she is obviously doing it to get my seed, she is obsessed with me
>>212386517jet was hoping to get some from direnc at least and didn't want to disrespect her culture
https://www.reddit.com/r/lenard/s/rFP2mdMuRE
>>212386629who's Ashley Jones
>>212386590The tiktok from his account in this thread?
>>212386629she talks exactly like a girl I knew that had aspergers
Yeah so we heard you were like, some faggot that gets attacked by turkeys, so you're fired. Uh, by the way if you could leave all that stuff you brought that would be cool.
>>212386517he was acting like cole
>>212385297PATREON LEAKER PLS KEEP YIUT MEMBERSHIP UNTIL THIS DROPS
>>212385021who are the people talking in this and who was fired?
>>212386660highschool girl who made mde style vids in 2015 that /pol/ liked. basically a /pol/ version of rose.
>>212386648https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/sideways-asian-vagina-myth
>>212386666the better part is he asked them if he was fire and they said no and then sent that jacob guy out to kick him off the property
>>212386663i once overheard a group of international high school students talking about andrew tate
they were weirdly monotonous and spoke exactly as if they were chatting in discord, entirely in lower case
>>212386666oh and uhhh you're gf said she's gonna stay here a while. alright you gotta go man. *hits vape*
>>212386660https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X52JD_TVbI
>>212386729oh right isn't she British or something
/b/ and /r9k/ used to like her I think
>>212386705Every day that passes i'm afraid your pic will come to be
>>212386729glad i missed whatever this ayylmao looking thing is
>>212386705your*
I should really turn off autocorrect on this kawdamn phone
Jet hate feels like it's approaching critical mass and Sam will be forced to address the situation
or is he getting his Fishtank feed from asskissing orbiters on twitter still
Ellie's perfect cutie little Ellie bellie
>>212386782Sam only reads twitter. They love Jet there
>>212386705The real fish are the guys that introduced their gf's to fishtank
>>212386782Yes, twitter paypigs are extremely mentally ill and do not want to criticize the wiggers at all because they think they'll have a chance of being part of fishtank
And they still believe the show was shutdown because of swatting, not because of legal incompetence
>>212386782he don't give a shiii
if jet makes him money, he will stay
>>212386782Sam knew the plan why do you think he just sat on his laptop the entire time
>>212386782this is Sam's plan all along
He needs Jet front and center doing his wigger groupie slut gang thing to take the heat off of Sam's sketchy past with Marky Mark
>>212386729i stumbled on to her website without knowing who she was like a year ago
>>212386792Real or are you trying to manifest?
Missionary Work hack_blastard !ZBVtO05IZw Thu 08 Jun 2017 20:35:26 No.37591623
Would you be a missionary?
Tomorrow morning im leaving overseas for my missionary deployment. Ive chosen to follow my faith and take a volunteer trip to Syria to assist rebuilding the wartorn nation, both physically and in matters of the soul.
I've accepted that I may be hurt, maybe even killed. One year ago today I would never consider this as a possibility for me, but ive made strides in my own personality and can now comprehend compassion and selflessness.
Why aren't you joining a church and going to Syria this summer? Neethood is quickly defeated by real world experiences and the power of God.
>>212386782sam and jet love pissing off the audience, it's why airsoft fatty is there and the sound is bad
>>212386782Jet is fishtank
If you donโt like it make your own fishtank
>>212386629glad I'm not the only one who thinks this
>>212386782i doubt he would ever get rid of jet. was there ever any evidence of the whole "THATS STRIKE 2 JET" stuff
>>212386782Thereโs no chance we hear anything official about the fishtank business until whenever the next โstate of fishtankโ is, which wouldnโt be until theyโve acquired property or have season 5 on the horizon.
If they were smart though theyโd expedite the bloodgames and s3 edits to give the fans something to watch.
>>212386782he will just have jet apologize on stream and all will be forgiven again
>>212386816I swear the Twitter hashtag wasn't as obnoxious in the previous seasons as it was this season. I couldn't read that shit this season for more than a few minutes without getting annoyed at how much they dick ride production.
>>212386656of course the mentally ill elliefag is a redscare and livestreamfails faggot, you are a faggot charlie
>>212386880I'm sure a rushed S3 edit would be a massive success.
>>212386854Jimmy fucks dogs and I don't care
Jimmy fucks dogs and I don't care
Jimmy fucks dogs and I don't care
Ole Lux has gone away
>>212386844Did he actually do that? That's really amazing and respectable if he did.
>>212386782>approaching critical masshttps://x.com/jackvinson911/status/1941560722254856636?s=46
>>212386729>the age>the voice>the pick me /pol/ humorUncanny lmao
>>212386915of course not
he was back posting about rick and morty and pua techniques the next week
>>212386907Jimmy raped Benleaks here, let's be real
>>212386907i like how fishtank is free-for-all orbiter war
Eleanor is the prettiest fish of all time and I'm tired of pretending she's not
>>212386930wear a belt anon
just trust me on this
>>212386938You just have yellow fever
>>212386907>this is the weirdo troonI lol'd
>>212386907Leakyben could never recover from this complete destruction
>>212386970I have perfect beautiful woman fever, Ellie has white fever though
metokur is about to stream
partial big brother cast promo leaked
2 white guys, 1 white girl, an asian guy and an ethnically ambiguous girl
NO BLACKS
Am I fucking retarded or did Jet not fuck anyone as he planned? He tried but chickened out when the optics looked bad after that lunch pic got posted
>>212386972such an ugly word
>>212386907he has me blocked btw
>>212386994i'll believe it when i see it, bb is broke because of the dei meta
>>212386938Oliver is the prettiest fish, though
>>212386996jet has never had sex
>>212387013https://bsky.app/profile/lexiedelcourt.bsky.social/post/3ltam6kkztk2c
>>212386994any latinx representation
>>212386998Ugly word to describe an ugly thing
>>212386907Why is jimmy using "troon" as an insult when we know he jerks off to troons?
>>212387012bro you got dunked on by jimmy
by jimmy downey from fishtank
think about that
>>212387037that's fax doogies
>>212387013>>212387032im not saying there wont be any blacks on the season but its odd they wouldnt put any in a promo
>>212386970its just my preference
>>212386145Shes into hapas I see.
>>212387049Tj would be disappointed if he knew about this
>>212387051oh nm the ethnically ambiguous is a black girl
>>212385359I'm cumming inside you prematurely