Thread 212385403

Most realistic tv female character? I think it's a tossup between Mary Jane, Rose from Titanic and Jenny from Forrest Gump.

>>212385403 (OP)

You seem to have a low opinion of women. Maybe you should try talking to more of them?

>>212385462
So he can form an even lower opinion?

>>212385403 (OP)
Lori Grimes

>>212385403 (OP)
MJ must be a fucking succubus or something in the comics for comicfags to constantly bring her up in every Spider-Man thread.
She seemed like a bitch in the movies

>>212385403 (OP)
imagine being Spiderman and letting a fucking usher stand in your way. Peter was a pathetic little fucking bitch in 2.

>>212385538
Oh shut the fuck up chudcel

>>212385462
That’s a trick anon. The more time you spend emotionally interacting with women the more you realize they are selfish parasitic children that will drop you the minute they can’t suck more from you.

Public shaming is the only thing keeping them in line.

I remember being a lonley young man longing for companionship. Then I had it from many women and realize life is so much better when you don’t invite them into your life. I can paint on a Saturday without a chore list or watch a movie without explaining all the plot points. You don’t realize how relaxing freedom is till it’s been taken.

>>212385403 (OP)
She told him she was in love with him and he told her to move on. That's his fault.

>>212385462
This is the shit virgins say in order to appear like they’ve seen vagina IRL.
Dealing with women is tiresome. Sure it’s not all women and not all the time but yeah. They are dumber than men and more vile.

>>212385403 (OP)
He literally never told her any of that

>>212385403 (OP)
>Most realistic tv female character?
Aileen Wuornos

>>212385675

It's only tiresome if you don't make yourself emotionally available, and learn how to love.

>>212385403 (OP)
Summer from Rick & Morty.

>>212385606
Nah, the women who try dating apps basically prove him right, nta but you sound retarded.

Skylar, Attia and Deb from Everyone loves Raymond

>>212385403 (OP)
almost all the females in sopranos

>>212385403 (OP)
Snoop from The Wire. She had lines but she wasn't acting at all. Michael K. Williams found her in a local workshop right after she got out of prison on a murder-2 rap. After the show ended, she got busted for moving drugs.

For some of the characters and actors, that show was a documentary.

>>212386186
>Michael K. Williams found her in a local workshop right after she got out of prison on a murder-2 rap
Holy shit really? Damn

>>212385821
foid hands typed this out.

>>212385630
>t. anon who wOuLdN't lOvE hEr iF sHe wAs a wOrM

>>212386558
When I was asked this we had a fight because I asked if she was still big enough to have sex with as a worm

>>212385462
I will after you have, would you clearly haven't.

>be me
>be naive in the ways
>really getting along with this woman
>she tells me to be more emotionally open and vulnerable
>i fucking fell for it

>>212386677
>>212386558
I do not understand this reference

>>212385462
>>212385462

>>212385550
>husband dies
>wait under 3 weeks until getting railed by his best friend

>>212385462
Have you tried living with one?

>>212385642
Aye. I mean who in his right mind would say no to her?

>>212386793
>fails the first shit test
Get your head in the game, bro.

>>212385821
Woman don't deserve it

>>212385462
I have a loving wife and two sons but deep down I know she's fucking stupid despite having a degree. I'm pretty sure she'd be homeless if not for me. Thankfully her parents managed to nail one thing into her head - being a slut doesn't pay. If we ever have a daughter she's going to get the same lesson.

>>212385821
A woman's place is in the kitchen.
Can MJ cook btw?

>>212387208
No, she's incapable of any traditional female domestic tasks.

>>212385462
Try being married to one for a year and see if you'll still have a high opinion of them...

Women agree.

>>212385403 (OP)
Ive seen this meme posted on reddit but they always cut off the "I have to fuck Chad now" part

>see my boyfriend be polite and holding the door open for another girl
>break his tv, fuck one of his friends, and key his car
>tell my next bf he used to rape me so he can go kick his ass

WHATEVER DOESN'T KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER

>>212386808
Stupid shit test women do where they ask if she were a worm would their significant other still love them

>>212385403 (OP)
Marion Ravenwood.

>>212387390
Person you are replying to is one of the rare cases of an actual woman on the internet.
>Maybe you should try talking to more of them?
>Maybe
>?
That's how a woman speaks

>>212387451
Being a cuckold hits too close to home for the average redditor.

>>212387901
Oh. I say no because a worm looks like a penis and I ain't gay

>>212386677
I just showed her a picture of Leto II, the God-Emperor of Dune and said I was all in as long as she smelled like cinnamon.
Now she's marrying me.

>>212385462
>Maybe you should try talking to more of them?
I do
>You seem to have a low opinion of women.
correct

>>212385462
El

Oh

El

>>212385462
That won't help. In fact, it will probably make it worse.

>>212385462
talk to women? terrible advice.

>>212385821
>It's only tiresome if you don't make yourself emotionally available, and learn how to love.
Men that type this haven't dealt with women, or, this poster is a woman. If you do this they shit on you.

>>212389171
>>212389467
>>212388351
>>212386737
>>212385538
Kek. I was not disappointed

>>212385630
Wisdom, anon. I share very similar experiences. Sex, companionship... These are wonderful things, but the price you have to pay for them is steep

>>212388628
I'd like to browse /tv/ without seeing an image of this ugly dysgenic faggot at least once

>>212385403 (OP)
Seems very Russian Girl-coded

>>212386793
>no ypu can cry in front of me anon
>never gets respected again agter that

Many such cases.

>>212389900
Surely crying about it will discourage future posters

>>212385462
>talking to more women
>improving your opnion of them

Oh my sweet summer child.

>>212385573
>>212385403 (OP)
kirsten MJ is such a cunt I would take zendaya "michelle jones" over that skank just for the lack of headaches

>>212390076
Thats like interacting with more blacks to impeove your opinion of them. Good luck

>>212390016
Third worlders losing internet connection will discourage more future posters

>>212385810
female serial killers are extremely rare
women committing murder past patricide or financial gain is even rarer
that australian lady that supposedly was a serial killer wasnt even killing her babies, she just had shit genetics and kept shitting out kids with genetic severe respiratory issues

Women are disgusting when you think about it.

>>212385462
hope she sees this anon!

>>212387213
LOOK OUT HE HAS A CANDLE LIGHTER

Apparently women get angry if "you" do something bad in their dreams.

>>212385462
>Maybe you should try talking to more of them?
but what about women being the blacks of gender?

>>212386962
>wait under 3 weeks
yeah, that's what she told people. you know he was already in that

>>212385403 (OP)
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Ocean explorer, have I ever told you about my former fiancé, Caledon Hockley? He once took me on a luxurious trip aboard the most majestic vessel created by man. A great man of many virtues and success, he used to pamper me and shower me with expensive gifts, basically treating me like a Queen. Oh, he loved me so very dearly and with utter loyalty, this made me hate his guts and thus I was even considering suicide just to escape from his kindness and affection. I showed him how grateful I was by cheating on him with a poor lower-class bum, who hadn't taken a bath in month and had achieved nothing of worth in his entire life. After spreading my legs for him, I watched him die horribly in freezing water, from the comfort of a piece of wood that had room for two but that I kept only for myself. I'm telling you this, because even though I've only known this bum for a couple of days and I now have a loyal husband, loving children and grandchildren, even to this day, the thrill of cheating with a dirty no-gooder just to spite Cal and watching the life escape from his eyes as his body shut down from agonizing hypothermia is still the best memory of my life and still gives my old vagina shivering tingles. I stole one of Cal's most valuable diamond necklaces, but not before leaving him a gratuitous letter filled with poisonous insults, and after we made it back to shore, I never talked to him again. Cal killed himself shortly afterwards due to financial distress. Although the diamond necklace is still to this day worth an immense fortune and holds significant historical value for you, I just threw it in the ocean on a whim 5 minutes ago. Did you know it belonged to the great King Louis XVI? I can't imagine the trouble Cal went through just to obtain it for me. He was a good fiancé.

>>212387435
I hope that mallet is for my balls

>>212385821
what the fuck does "emotionally available" mean if it's not tied to love.

>>212391303
It means she's saying it's okay to act like a pussy. Women never mean this sincerely and if you show any emotional vulnerability she will either split or cuck you. It's usually the first shit test a woman will throw out there to try to trip you up.

>>212391107
huh?

bump

>>212385462
Maybe women should try being actually human! Fucking horrible pieces of shit that can't even pretend to be nice if it killed the guy they were talking to, in fact they'd just prefer to kill him rather than be nice

>>212385462
I'm a 33 year old kissless virgin and I've never been in a relationship or even been on a date.

>>212385462
I tried that
now I have 2 kids
and 1 divorce
I am emotionally broken and had to go to therapy
they tried to put me on anti depressants but fuck that

>>212385403 (OP)
those 3 are all realistic

What do you guys think about Lady MacBeth? Is she to blame for egging him to on to kill his cousin?

Women at their worst use character assassination, humiliation and manipulation to get what they want. A caricature of this would be Eva Greens character from Sin City or the stereotypical "evil popular cheerleader" that you see on tv but thats what they are: overblown caricatures. Some women do have "some of this" in them though and you should be very careful with those.
Its tempting to perceive indiference with hostility if you cant connect with them but thats a different thing (thats usually not done out of malice).

>>212390135
Emma Stone was a great Gwen even the movies were meh

>>212385403 (OP)
Janice Soprano.

>>212395579
yeah? that's the point

>>212395020
Wait... based?

>>212385403 (OP)
Probably Precious from the movie Precious

>>212385403 (OP)
Mary Jane is based. Incel programmers are literally just White Pajeets and they will never score

>>212385403 (OP)
Sharon Stone in Casino

>>212390135
this
tfw no cute zendaya/MJ cashier gf > tfw no hot kirsten/MJ cashier gf

>>212385462
You faggots do this experience game every time just like you do with people who have “racist” opinions of black people
>Try speaking with them actually sweetie
>Person gives a firsthand experience
>That’s not all of them, stop being a bigot
Suck a dick & choke on it

>>212385538
this guy gets it

>>212390135
I'd take a neurotic ginger over that smug turd any day

>>212400098
I’ve had to personally calm some of my male friends down from assault charges because they were in heated arguments with exes who were saying really nasty shit to them. It’s crazy how disrespectful women get when they know what buttons to press.

>>212400236
Women are kool

>>212385462
We don't need to. Thanks to the power of the internet, everyone can see how unlikable women are!

>>212385403 (OP)
most.. nah fuck that. every single female character in the sopranos, with livia and gloria being the standouts, but really take your pick.
also the shield had some applicable ones as well. remember when that mexican dude got raped and went to his wife for support and her first reaction was "ew faggot" and left his buck broken brown ass? that's tuff.. but it happens, man

>>212400236
Women always punch as low as possible when they get into an argument. It's a special skill of theirs to find the exactly spot where it'll hurt the most. It's best to remember they are like animals and small children and to not give a shit what they say or think, especially if you end up in a committed relationship with one.

>>212385403 (OP)
>pic
she is right, you know.

>>212385403 (OP)
The mom in 28 Weeks Later

Really feel for lads that have been raised by women. You can tell they are mindfucked beyond belief, having been fed poison from the very beginning with no male guidance. They've been raised to respect women and treat them like equals and then wonder why they can't get any pussy.

>>212385403 (OP)
this is really just
>You're a Debbie downer, you're not supportive of me
No one, male or female, likes either of those. People like being around jovial people. Not like MJ was married to Peter and so obligated to be behind him.

>>212385462
My opinion is lower now what?

i love my wife

This one here got her own husband tortured and killed because she was afraid of public opinion

>>212385403 (OP)
Spiderman 2? more like Blackpillman 2

>>212385403 (OP)
Basically all superheros with a love interest are simps. Look at superman. He's a fucking nerd who will drop anything at a drop of a if lois is in danger or on her period or slightly upset

>>212402831
what do you expect? the whole premise of a superhero is that someone whimpy becomes strong (or has had a secret second life from the beginning where he is strong) and can live out his power fantasies

>>212385462
Virgin

>>212385821
Imagine being male and and unironically saying "emotionally available".

>>212385573
Would you believe me if I told you she's currently even worse, in the comics?

>>212395020
King shit

>>212386793
Every time
>anon you need to open up more, you can't just deal with everything yourself, I'm your girlfriend you know
>OK
>some shit happens a few months later, want to talk to her about it
>AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S TOO MUCH I CAN'T BE YOUR EMOTIONAL TOILET ALL THE TIME (it's like the first time it happened) I'M FUCKING OFF
Fucking cunts man