Thread 212387472

Getting old is a hell of a thing

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getting old is normal, unlike normalfags who are pathologically obsessed with youth while at the same time refusing to have children
anyway, what's your favorite rpatz kino? for me, it's The Rover (2014)

>>212387472 (OP)
When did he turn into Billy Idol?

>>212387472 (OP)
millennials be like, "i look young for my age".

>>212387472 (OP)
Still absolutely brutally mogs me and could fuck just about any woman in the world just by asking.

>>212387589
Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey

twink death you mean

It's just a bad haircut and hair styling.

wtf is this shitty haircut lmao

Did he get bogged wtf is going on

>>212387472 (OP)
>getting old
couldn't be me

>>212387472 (OP)

he's just in character for a film about a ska-punk musician in 1997

>>212387674
production hasn't even ended thoughbeit

>>212387604
zoomers be like:
https://relevantmagazine.com/current/buzzworthy/sorry-gen-z-science-says-youre-ugly/

>>212387757
he always had that jaw structure, hes just very thin and his cheeks are sunken due to aging (and, lets be real, probably a bunch of drugs)

>>212387898
twink death is something else

The doctor said my mom shoulda had an abortion

>>212387472 (OP)
>bong aging like a bong
>zoomers lose their minds

>>212387604
Everybody gets old, even vain youth obsessed zoomers. It’s happening as we speak and it’s hilarious.

>>212387472 (OP)
He looks identical but with a stupid haircut

>>212387472 (OP)
the thing about getting old that i wouldn't have understood when i was a kid is that you don't just get old, the entire world gets old with you. your parents get old. kids you knew back when become middle aged. the plastic you remember being white is now yellow. time is a river, always the same but always changing.

>>212388001
wow he looks like an adult male now instead of a faggot. must be depressing for faggots to behold.

>>212387472 (OP)
Tbf his face doesn't look like it's made to age gracefully.
He'll probably look really skeletal if he gets really old.

>>212387589
only white people refuse to have children.

Look up R vs K reproduction.

>>212387472 (OP)
>Here's your young Batman bro

>>212388279
It’s a troon. They infest this site now trying to groom young men into starting hormones. They’re all over.

>>212388506

he's going to look like Albert Steptoe. I'm looking forward to seeing some craggy old man roles from him.

>>212387472 (OP)
Needs to grow some scruff, he looks a bit "off" without any.

>no way this is real
>reverse img search
>it is real
wow

>>212387472 (OP)
Robert Pattinson getting old will be the best thing to happen to cinema. He'll age into being a supporting character actor like Willem Dafoe.

>>212388863
nah he’ll always be a toupee

>>212387472 (OP)
This is AI, idiots

>>212387472 (OP)
Why is he larping as Spike?

>>212388279
T. Former twink

>>212387759
Woah I legit thought he was 17 until I read that caption

>>212387759
HE WAS ONLY 36 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK

>>212388803
it’s from February
here’s a more recent one from a few weeks ago

bongs age like milk, exhibit 2452352352352

>>212387472 (OP)
V-status?

>>212389409
Also looks bad. When you get old, it's time to stop styling your hair like a boy.

Wypipo genetics.

>>212389409
Dior sells lewks you can put together at a thrift store. ORLY

>>212389409
his nose is desperately trying to run away from his face

>>212387759
it’s extra hilarious that he’s going for how teenagers looked when he was 19 instead of just copying the zoomer style

>>212387472 (OP)
robbo literally styles his hair himself, he never looks normal

>>212389409
He needs meat. Meat and protein.

>>212387604
strippers and other various sex workers tell me I don’t look a day older than 24, THOUGH

>>212389540
apparently that happens as you age, kinda scared for it to happen to me because my nose is already bigger because I’m Italian

>>212389690
Can confirm this is true, my father used to have a perfectly straight and beautiful nose when I was growing up but now it's already made it halfway across in an attempt to vacate the premises.

>>212389559
As a 36 year old boomer born in 88 your timeline is way off, at 19 it was all that retarded swag and the start of hipsterism. His hairstyle is more in line with shit from the 90s.

>>212389690
There has to be a limit right? Ringo’s like 100 and his nose was already huge when he was in his 20s

once the hair starts thinning, can't go wet look. makes it 10 times worse. different style and he'd be fine

>>212390575
My brother’s hair is thinning and he’s always kept it short but not too short and it pisses him off when I say his bangs now look like a barcode

>>212389888
2007 was definitely hipsters but swag was a few years away

>>212387589
For me, it's The Lighthouse

If you recognize this man, you are old

>>212390528
I think like everything with aging it’s affected by how well you take care of yourself. The nose is basically collagen and cartilage, if you do drugs or smoke or drink a lot it’s going to negatively affect those things overall which leads to a worse result.

>NEIL!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tQ923NhFuw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbO6X_aCxDE
<3
my man

>>212390786
He was on TCAP!

>>212387472 (OP)
Im glad he looks old maybe he'll actually be believable as Batman now

>>212389690
Get Doja cat to sit on it, it will be less noticeable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=entKpaTc5Ds

>>212389559
that's because he's actually 40+

>>212387759
he needs to shave better and stay out of the sun.
Retinol and moisturizer may help.

>spent my entire 20s on 4Chan to escape my bad thoughts
>realize mid 30s that you have wasted your entire life on meaningless shit and you have 0 skills or interests

Anyone else or am i just extra retarded?

>>212387472 (OP)
Meh, he looks fine. Yeah, he aged, but he's literally a year before 40 so it's normal.

>>212390741
>kept it short but not too short
seems like it'd be better, but short can make it worse. seeing scalp is the death knell

>>212387759
The most funniest shit about this is at the end when he steps on the sidewalk and his knees give in a little
I'm crying laughing at that shit lmao

>>212388268
The crazier part is that in cosmic terms, it's fucking nothing. Jesus, Caesar, Napoleon, they may as well have been born yesterday.
The planet wasn't even fit for life (it was a vulcano) minutes ago. A lucky collision is part of what made it be capable of supporting life, and forming the Moon in the process. It's by chance that we're here, and we're gone in the blink of an eye in comparison to how long the actual universe will be around.

>>212391272
it's never too late to spend the other half life

>>212391272
*raises paw*

>>212389559
I think noses and ears don't ever stop growing
I have a fucking beak too, but I dig it
We are so back

>>212391356
I have no legs to stand on. It's over for me.

>>212391301
At that point you should just shave it off. This guy did it back when it was sort of taboo, even if you are balding you just kept what you had. But if you look at him with the thinning hair, he was much worse.

>>212391272
>wasted your entire life on meaningless shit and you have 0 skills or interests
so what, you could be really into smoking meat or some other bullshit hobby middleage guys have. you did what you enjoyed for a bit

Does he shave with a machete? What's wrong with his skin?

>>212391406
yeah, shave or transplant, only choice after awhile. holding on to scraps is sad

>>212391406
There were some really atrocious hair styles throughout the years. I'd say hair peaked in the 40s and 50s and ironically didn't become good again until the 90s.

>>212389690
You can use CO2 fractional lasers to shrink your nose if you have thick nose skin.

>>212388863
Dafoe has looked 40 since he was a teen. But he's always been kino so I don't mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZqh5lFgSHg

>>212391616
he's a college student here I think

>>212391451
It’s acne scars I think, he’s always had that

>>212387604
hes like 40

>>212387472 (OP)
Ridiculous haircut aside, I kind of like old Pattinson. As a twink in Twilight I didn't care for him, but he's a bit manlier now and it suits him.

Why are zoomers and gen alpha so much more neurotic about aging?

>>212387472 (OP)
Mickey 17 was fucking awful. If I could find the writer I would chop his fucking head off for that offensive, disgusting movie.

>>212390786
Wallace Shawn looks great for his age

>>212391301
>seeing scalp is the death knell
more like a death gong if you dont look like beckham

>>212391854
Very few people of any generation want to become a crotchety old geezer. Not a new concept by any means.

>>212388593
>Here's your young Batman bro
Christian Bale was years younger in Batman Begins than Robert was in The Batman though.

>>212387898
>absolutely nothing that resembles any semblance of masculine musculature
JFC...

>>212391915
>more like a death gong
just have to lock up the cutie wife before it happens, or be rich. money can fix anything

>>212389690
>that happens as you age,
Your nose and ears never stop growing as you age. Enjoy.

>>212387604
I don't say that, it's other people who tell me that every time I tell them my age.

>>212387759
>some favela guy can afford better teeth than me
fucking hell

>>212392040
Kind of.. but he's still bald in the back. I get that he had it fixed due to being an actor, but in regular life, shaving it off might've been a better choice.

>>212390786
wallace shawn

I've done coke with this guy before. He really likes cocaine. He told me ever since he had a daughter he needs it more than ever. Guess it's starting to show.

>>212391996
Yeah, people clowned on his Batman being too skinny, but compared to before, he definitely put on some weight.

>>212390786
BEANS
BACON

>>212391067
Why the actual fuck did she purposefully seek out and date Joseph Quinn? He's a decent actor but come the fuck on, bro is ugly by famefag standards

am I the only one seeing this?

>>212392121
Its because they don't sip down and consume goyslop processed meme shit daily, such as yourself

>>212392218
Looks like the average man who stops drinking and does 50 pushups a day

>>212392292
Yeah but pre-that, he was too twinkish

>>212387604
>balding zoomers.webm

i think he looks really cool.

>>212391272
>>realize mid 30s that you have wasted your entire life on meaningless shit
0-12: Parents and relatives know what's best. Trust what they say.
13-18: Parents and relatives don't know shit. Friends, strangers, and media know what's right.
19-25: I know what's best and fuck everyone else, I'm going to party!
26-29: Why isn't my life working out the way my friends, the media, and all the strangers I listened to say it would?
30-35: I think I've made a terrible mistake, haven't I?
36-40: Yes. Yes I have. My parents were right, and I was wrong about so much shit.

This is pretty much the course of life taken by an ever growing population of people in the west due to the systematic targeting of the family unit, religion, men and women, and western social norms by Jews, Marxists, and global industrialists intent on destroying and controlling us.

It's not so bad for men, because we can start families well into our older age, but it's absolutely deadly for women because of their limited time to reproduce.

>>212392292
unlike you right bud

>>212392870
no, i drink too much

>>212387604
Gen z is already aging far worse

Is anyone in this thread actually under 30, or are you all just doing a bit?

>>212392792
Sucks for the blonde dude, the rest can just shave it off. Nothing all that unique about dark hair/eyes, everyone has it.

>>212387472 (OP)
Why is bro rocking the frosted tips? Just needs a tan

>>212393028
I actually disagree, Blonde people can pull off the bald easier because their other lite features like eyes or beard sort of make up for it. If you have dark hair/eyes, shaving it off might make you look more generic. But in the end, it all boils down to head shape.

>>212387604
I did until like 29 and my hair started falling out from stress and I abused alcohol. Now I look like I'm in my 30s for sure

>>212392983
>anyone under 30
Mentally? Sure. Not physically though.

>>212389888
>born in 88
>boomer
Retard.

>>212393037
It's too gelled up. Needs more volume.

>>212393078
I know that feel. Got asked for an ID to buy alcohol when I was either 28 or 29. At this point I do think I look my age finally.

>>212393028
it's clearly dyed tho, if you look at his eyebrows

>>212392342
>>212392792

>>212393378
This guy is like 60, it's acceptable. The guys in the video are no more than 15.

>>212393378
If he shaves off the sides and starts mewing he'll be good. Unfortunate jawline.

>>212387759
That guy was using a older filter

>>212387604
I’m gonna laugh so hard at you zoom zooms when you get old, you’re all low T twinks who won’t survive the twink death

>>212393463
no he went to the beach that makes you old.

>>212393378
Don't be daft. Even now he's still not 60. He was in his 30s when that pic was taken and was balding before then. I only posted it to show what that hairline looks like when the person isn't hiding it.

>>212393719
Meant for >>212393412

>>212392792
>I win
Okay, thanks for the introduction.

>>212391067
Sweet baby jesus

>>212391067
Is this doja cat? I've never seen her before. She's hot

>>212392983
I'm 30 in 5 months

>>212388593
To be fair he did come across as a Nightwing more than a Batman. Maybe by the time part 2 comes out he'll be more Batman-y.
I know Bale was younger when he started but he didn't come across quite as twinkish.

A study conducted in India but probably true for zoomers worldwide.
>Male pattern baldness is particularly widespread in India. Starting as early as their 20s, this condition worsens with age, leading to complete baldness in many cases. Unlike previous generations who typically faced significant hair loss in their 50s or 60s, today’s youth are grappling with it far earlier, exacerbated by pollutants, stress, anxiety, and chemical-laden hair products.

Findings indicate that
>65% of Indian men under 25, experiencing hair loss, suffer from dandruff
>6 out of 10 who experience hair loss being under heightened stress levels
>young men dealing with gastrointestinal issues such as bloating, gas, and related problems are also prone to experiencing premature hair loss. The study reveals that 37% of men across ages, experiencing hair loss have compromised gut health.
>irregular sleep patterns contribute to hair loss in 3 out of every 10 young Indian men under the age of 25
https://kalkinemedia.com/in/business/businessfinance/trayas-study-highlights-a-concerning-trend-5031-percent-of-indian-men-facing-hair-loss-are-below-25-years-of-age

>>212387472 (OP)
this is a monstrously kino look actually

>>212390868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWdQ6z8L3-M
<3 my love

>>212387472 (OP)
Bogged

>>212387472 (OP)
It's like he's slowly metaphorizing into Peter Cushing.

>>212391272
>early 20s be an interesting quirky conversationalist
>mid 30s and realized none of my potential, 0 skills and interests, i'm even boring to myself
not just you anon

>>212391272
>>212395023
For me it's kinda the opposite. Really got my shit together at 30 but I wish I'd done it sooner. Youth genuinely is wasted on the young.

>>212392292
That guy is stronger than any gym rat and could beat the shit out of any meat head.

>>212395191
You know he's not really Batman right?

he got to lick prime KStews pits. he already won at life and can do whatever he wants now. nothing can top that. no orgy with the 100 hottest women, winning 10 oscars in a row, be the first to walk on mars... nothing can top that.

>JUST tier hairstyle
>thin as fuck
>'cool with the kids' hip clothes

LOL.

Sometimes attractive people just... let go. My father was a huge chad in his 30s: he had stylish hair, wore nice clothes, went to the gym regularly. He was a lady magnet everywhere he went. Now he turned 60 and has a huge beer gut, dark skin under his eyes from diabetes, and what little hair he has left went from blond to brown-ish gray (apparently if your endocrine system is fucked, your hair color can change). And my dad is not some sort of haunted soul either, he openly admits that he simply became a lazy person.
At some point, these people look at themselves in the mirror and say, "good looks are too much trouble". Actors that go down this route either become kino enhancers or direct-to-video slop machines.

he joined an emo punk band

>>212392719
Holy fuck, anon. You matured at half the speed I had. NTA. 25

>>212387472 (OP)
If you have shit genes it is.

>>212396509
wig

>>212387472 (OP)
>JUST

>>212396195
>its another anon's only life experience is secondhand from immediate family episode
damn, so annoying how weirdly confident they are too lmao

>>212392792
The one after the blonde doesn't even belong

>>212392792
Some of these guys are not balding wtf are they retarded? Not everyone has a shah of iran hairline.

>>212389510
Balding is only acceptable if you are black

>>212387472 (OP)
Typical "I look young for my age" bro. Twinkish, juvenile styling, but clearly old.
IMO the real grail is looking your age and still mogging. Brad Pitt is the best example. Mog machine at every point in life and always looked his age.

>>212389690
>>212389814
This is some crack smoker take, never seen this shit. Some people just have crooked noses (or get them from accidents)

>>212391272
You probably know tons of trivial bullshit. Not like the average wageslave has that many skills or interests either.

>>212396865
Your hairline isn't supposed to start at your ears

>>212397072
>You probably know tons of trivial bullshit.
This causes pussy to dry out like the sahara

>>212397187
You are retarded

>>212397245
No one wants to hear you reciting wikipedia articles on a night out. You were supposed to leave that shit behind the day you turned 18 and stunted mental growth is not something to be proud.

>say a single thing about millennials
>They immediately go crazy about Zoomers
I couldn't imagine caring what generation your part of

>>212393166
>looks 40-ish
>zoomer haircut

who would win?

>>212397333
You are the only mentally stunted person here if that's the only scenario you can imagine

>>212387472 (OP)
>>212389409
He bucc'd?

>>212397509
>two replies
>still no arguments
This is what being mentally stunted looks like.

>>212390575
His magazine photoshoots have a team of ppl fixing the lewks. These premiere events have 1~2 helpers max while he's flying from place to place

>>212391345
lmao same

>>212390786
He looks vaguely familiar, but I can’t put my finger on it.

>>212397354
>your part of

>>212397579
Ok my argument is this you can use the information you have for a lot more things than just unprompted telling her about it such as planning what movies to go to with her and also people respect others who are sincere even if they have traits or interests they personally don't share (or even like) much more than they respect a people pleasing social chameleon with no opinions or thoughts of their own. The fact that the only scenario you could imagine was that autistic shows that you still probably hold the same fears of rejection and mockery for whatever interests you have that aren't mainstream that were instilled in you from school which suggests that you haven't developed much mentally since. But you're probably just baiting and not actually retarded

>>212397799
>is that a typo on 4chan??!
>I'm going insaaaaaane!!!!!!1

>>212397799
On skibidi Rizz this guy pointed out my typo that's not bussin bussin fr fr

>>212391348
I can't help visualizing 2005 as a short while away. 2020 was 5 fucking years ago, 2015 was 10 years ago. On paper it's like "ya 2005 was 20 years ago no biggie" but movie stars who were 40 are now 60, 20 year olds are now 40.

>frosted spikes

90s boy bands are back

>>212397847
You still haven't provided any real insight. Your word salad doesn't add anything to what you said earlier, which further proves you have nothing to talk about. You can't even be interesting when you're anonymous and have time to think before posting.

>>212398216
I thought about if it was worth replying to a shitposting fag or not. My post has more arguments than you've made so you got owned retard

>>212387472 (OP)
he looks fine, he just need to to fix those acne scars

>>212387589
childhood of a leader, love me some corbetkino

>>212398274
>n-n-no I-I owned you!
Lol holy shit should you have a responsible adult around to help you use the computer?

>>212390786
You just know

>tfw balding so my hair looks bad, but not bald enough to justify just shaving it all off once a week
I hate this shit

>>212393925
>started balding shortly after high school
>have been dealing with insane dandruff since puberty
>every time I’ve ever done a blood test I’ve been told my blood pressure is higher than normal + my brothers say I’m always anxious
>diagnosed with GERD
>have been suffering from insomnia since I was 5 years old
Fuck…

>>212393535
it'll be funny kek
>god made them wrong on purpose

>>212391272
You're supposed to shitpost inbetween owning noobs in games you're good at. So wait, no yeah you're right.

>>212396457
nta; It hits everyone at different points. Took me until I was about 27 to understand my own misunderstandings about life, family, friends, love, etc.

>>212391272
I actually tired to make something of myself in my 20s but kept getting made redundant or fired from work and I’ll be 29 in a month with bad looks, poor health, no memorable social life experiences, mo hobbies or talents, and no assets beyond $180k in savings. I don’t know what to do from here.

>>212398799
>and no assets beyond $180k in savings
kek you poor thing

>>212393925
Coffee causes gastrointestinal problems. Indians are major consumers of coffee.

>>212392792
2nd guy is so cute

>>212393166
>>212387472 (OP)
why is his skin so shit now? that is not aging, it looks like he's intentionally cutting his face

I've completely wasted my life not doing shit thinking "next year will be the year" the entire time
>>212393889
Fug were the same age.

>>212398982
It’s always been like that. He has bad acne scarring, he’s talked about it before

>>212387472 (OP)
He looks fine, just has a goofy hairstyle. Maybe it's for something he was filming at the time

>>212387472 (OP)
-people (particularly women) mature earlier than ever in recorded history (1st menstruation etc)
-people live longer than ever
-people are more attuned to the passing of time than ever
-both overexposure on social media and the prevalence of filters make some ppl seem older than bc you're comparing them to their photoshopped/cinema lens image

since when does getting old matter for men? that's when most of your efforts pay off, so unless you were a complete fucking retard managing your 20s you should be looking forward to it
leave all that "WAAAAAAAAAA MUH HAIRLINE MUH LOOKS :(((" bs to women, fucking weird ahh low-t zoomoids

>>212387472 (OP)
what's the alternative?

seems like dude was 30 20 years ago

>>212387472 (OP)
looksmaxxing

>>212390786
is that conrad from the cat in the hat 2003

>>212387472 (OP)
Can you fix acne scars? Is it expensive? I've got the exact same level as him where it just looks like weird texture. Not super bad as you see on some people but noticeable

>>212387472 (OP)
NOO NOT CEDRIC DICKKORY!!

>>212387472 (OP)
He'll play Scytale in Dune Messiah.
At first I thought "WTF", but now I can see how he can pull off the role of a scheming, shady fuck. Based Benis doesn't miss.

>>212387472 (OP)
His cheeks just collapsed completely. No way that's natural from ageing, must be some sort of surgery mishap.

>>212400798
Yes, you can, through laser treatments and it is expensive like $1k-$2k per session and not everyone responds the same way so some people may need more sessions than others

>>212400589
It's crazy how zoomers try to unironically look like that. The collective body dysmorphia is insane, and because they are the dumbest generation they psyopt'd themselves, no government/corpo intervention needed. Seriously, the mental retardation it takes to hammer your jaw, what they call "bone smashing"...these people should never be allowed to vote or leave the house unsupervised.

>>212398375
>Still zero arguments
You are baiting right? I hope so at least

>>212391348
Thank you Dr. Reddit

>>212397018
based retard

>>212391272
What matters is that we had fun

>>212391854
>>212387589
Someone pls. Tell me its different. So because now everyone has constant vivid photos of themselves in their youth. People are terrified of the signs.

Just perceiving yourself getting physically older not only in your mind but physicaly evident in 4k us literally a nes existential horror unleashed on the newest model of a human. Were fucked

Tldr were fucked

>>212397854
Eye like typing uncorrectly just two peace anons of

>>212387472 (OP)
>married a whore that used to blew bradley cooper

kristen won

>>212391854
Well social media and the societal pressure to be as attractive as possible to even have an opportunity to get laid

If you're a lonely dude in your 20's who spends most of his time online, has never gotten laid and the only thing that you have going for you are your decent looks then the idea of losing what little you had just seems like a death sentence.

People years ago didn't care that much, they would just marry others that they knew irl according to their preferences. Nowadays a good amount of the young population needs to use dating apps to even have a chance to get laid and if you don't look great nobody is even going to bother

>>212387472 (OP)
Bucc'd

>>212391854
It's nothing new, it's generational: every generation comes to terms at some point with the fact that they're getting older and are no longer carrying the flame and the badge of youth. That is expressed in several ways, from humor to anxiety to an overly critical assessment of others to finally acceptance.
>>212403178
Social media has made this more prevalent as the attention economy hooks some ppl up on the dopamine of likes, compliments etc etc.

>>212387472 (OP)
Back then they embraced being old and found a style that fit.
The entire Jazz scene is pretty much calm older people 40+.
It really is only a very recent phenomenon that people 30+ want to look like retarded Teenagers due to social media.
Ironically, older people who accept being older do better with younger women tan 35 year old manchilds who can't accept their biological clock.

>>212391067
Mulatto girls fuck me up so bad, they’re so good. Zendaya is a psyop because she’s non-theatening to women (not hot).

>>212387472 (OP)
Twilight still feels so recent, the last 2 decades have just been this miserable grey blur

>>212403483
zendaya is hot tho

>>212403003
What are you talking about? Hominids have understood the concept of aging for probably millions of years.
>but photographs
Photographs have existed for like 200 years and I don't need to look at a photograph to know what I looked like as a child, I remember looking in the mirror

We are fucked, but it's not because of the existence of photographs. It's because compared to 50 years ago your looks mean so much more now for attracting a mate to have a family with. Of course your anxiety around aging would rise if you haven't had children yet. And there's literally no going back. Enjoy your "freedom"

>>212393443
>Unfortunate jawline
well he jawmogs me

>>212403548
no she isnt

>>212403596
Am I wrong in assuming that you have a double chin or something because you're fat. Just lose weight tubby and you'll have a nice jaw

>>212403608
>Am I wrong
yes. i'm 1.78 at 70kg

>>212403329
but what if you're 30 and actually look 18-21?

>>212403599
k homo

>>212403629
that's unfortunate

>>212387472 (OP)
>>212389409
blue eyes look demonic ngl

>>212393925
I'm pretty lucky then, as 25 and maintaining full head of hair and basically looking young as I did years ago (the only facet against me right now is a bit of extra bloat from bulking). I figure part of it is that I have darker features as a Bong so that makes me more resistant to the already weak sun

>>212403633
get some standards mate

>>212403707
i thought all bongs are very fair skin and turn pink in the sun

>>212403707
Sorry I meant 28. I'm a zillennial oldie

>>212403599
wrong take

>>212403725
Most of them are, especially the English. They are very light people and I have the colouring of a Ioan Gruffudd due to Welsh genetics, but English accent caused raised here. The ethnic English will occassionally coo how I look exotic, ask if I am 'British-British', etc. - shit one time after a night out waiting for a bus a guy walks up to me and simply says "You're not English!" pointing at my face.

>>212403721
putting men above women is not a better standard

>>212398799
nice humblebrag nigger

>>212403772
>shit one time after a night out waiting for a bus a guy walks up to me and simply says "You're not English!" pointing at my face.
kek based Chad. Did you cry a little?

>>212387472 (OP)
....Mr. Wayne?

>>212403992
Lol no because he was complimenting me. He had something like pitch black hair and was seeing me as some kindred spirit, saying we both have good look Med looks, etc. Can't say I agree, I've met plenty of Italians and the dark ones don't look like us, plus they are annoying as fuck. He was totally shitfaced anyways. My only reservation about my appearance is as the UK becomes more racist/ethnically self-interested (absolutely inevitable and it's needed given the state of the county our political class has put us in with mass migration) if I'll be given the cold shoulder by people assuming I am something other than someone with entirely British heritage.

>>212387590
69 year old Billy Idol looks better

>>212388226
>Everybody gets old, even vain youth obsessed zoomers.
Zoomers have been the most vain about their looks as a generation so far. It will be interesting to see if they can get over this and learn to age gracefully, but I think a lot of them will do the opposite and lean heavy into biotech advancements.

>>212387472 (OP)
He looks good, we lose more and more facial fat as we age and he was already chiseled in his youth.

>>212387472 (OP)
He looks utterly kino here

>>212392792
>the spic misses the point

>>212387589
Twilight

>>212387472 (OP)
Vaxx status?

>>212390786
Bean?

>>212401829
Welcome, faggot

>>212388207
He looks pretty good for his age unlike 23 year old Americans who already look fat and 30, we see these tourist types all the time

>>212387472 (OP)
he needs to eat more n grow a beard thats so eerily gaunt

>>212403664
nigger thats not blue

>>212405233
>23 years old

>>212404767
If I squint, I see a pretty girl

>>212392719
i love being a man

>>212399019
>Fug were the same age
Welcome to the club, fren

>>212401189
yeah those lil zhits just know brainrot off tiktok

>>212387472 (OP)
Anons are exposing themselves for being insecure uggos. He spent his youth handsome as fuck, yet has always been mentally different to his peers. He doesn't have the same insecurities as ugly people who had to strive to be attractive had, so weird hair is just something he can do because who cares. There is zero reason to be insecure about your hair, as somebody with an unconventional hairstyle and very good looks (akin to a young Bam Margera, but with a more feminine edge (i am almost 21 so that tracks)) it allows me to literally do whatever the fuck I want and nobody can really criticise because at the end of the day face is everything and either you have it or you don't. Look at Jude Law, he knows it too, same thing there. If you have to TRY with your looks you will never be attractive and never were attractive. Shaving your head bald is a cope, I've always respected and admired the balding look.

black pill fags are so dull, just kill yourself and make room for people who enjoy life for what it is cause it is clearly wasted on you losers

>>212405968
>TRY with your looks you will never be attractive and never were attractive
This is silly, like let's say you take someone that looks like prime depp or pitt or delon but they grew up a bit fatter on average and with a really shitty haircut and some acne (even Pattinson's skin in OP shows signs of) - clearly they would look like shit but have the potential to look good and actualy have to make an effort to drop some pounds, clear up skin, etc

>>212403585
digital narcissism is the hell of a drug

Literally just drink water and not alcohol and you guys will age fine

>>212387759
>non-melanin Prince
Of fucking course hes a manlet too

>>212388512
india, iran, asians, blacks in us all below replacement

I think he looks good. The twink is dead but the man is born. It could have gone so much worse.

Josh Homme if he thin

>>212387472 (OP)
twink death is a terrifying thing, it's better to be ugly your whole life, nothing's more cringe than an ugly man who still thinks he's attractive

>>212387472 (OP)
I know we are having a bit of a late 90s/early 2000s revival, but holy shit that hair is terrible. You aren't meant to (sincerely) resurrect the most cringe/embarassing parts of an era.

>>212406635
Ugly cope

>>212387472 (OP)
Sorry to break it to you but he was always ugly

>>212391272
I spent my teens and 20's on AICN, IRC and SA. My 20s and 30s and...uh...now on 4chan and shitcord. It doesn't feel wasted at all.

>>212406635
A lot of twinks don't realise they have the same shelf life as women. A chad like Gerard Butler or George Clooney just stays hot until they eventually become ancient. Every twink thinks he's going to be DiCaprio, but most will be James Spader.

>>212392040
Mels on a potent mix of trad Catholicism and stem cells.

>>212393889
your 30s are awesome, seriously these are the good times. If you bitch and moan because you aint 20 the whole time you will wake up one day and regret it so bad.

>>212406770
The most success I had in life, especially with women, was my early 30s. Shit gets weird after 40. You have literal teenagers openly flirting with you and all you think is
>I need to repaint the laundry. I'm going to celebrate my birthday by sleeping 8 hours.

what happened to the internet man even 4chan is now a bunch of insecure validation seeking homos that rather talk about looks than have a good time and have fun lol

>>212401748
This is also not an argument
>>212403664
Adjust your monitor babe

>>212406814
Yes! lol holy shit. My physical peak was late thirties and i enjoyed every minute of it.

What the fuck made young people turn into nostalgic, griping old white-haired fuckwits?

>>212391301
His beard looks like it's made of grafts

>>212406883
>internet becomes normal 2000s
>staying inside all the fucken time becomes normal 2010s
>having your head up your ass about everything and being obsessed with bullshit becomes normal 2020s
The whole internet is becoming /fit/ and /pol/ and miserable as fuck

>>212407125
yeah that about sums it up. sick of it

>>212387759
>Here's that kid I told you about

>>212392792
This has to be one of the best webm shows of all time

>>212403175
She's just a beard bro
all hollywood actors are gay, this is common knowledge

When is he going to go back to acting and stop doing the silly voices?

>>212406017
But they don't need to, and the fact they don't care about their appearance despite being extremely attractive adds to that mystique. Which is why old and fat with wild hair Jack Nicholson can still fuck young girls, because he's Jack Nicholson and doesn't give a shit. You can't be confident in complacency.

>>212407296
Lol young Tom Cruise was said by his old agent to be hung up on looksmaxxing and we can see when he was younger he looked like an incel before he lost the fat.

>>212407725
thats the frostbutt boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLMrHRuhxO4

>>212391272
>spent my early 20 to early 40 working corporate
>no time or energy for anything else, neither sport, travel, going out with friends, finding a gf
>glass ceiling reached at 37 at barely 60k€ a year
>not married nor gf but all my friends are getting divorced anyway, those with kids barely know them
>liver fucked despite not being a drunk
You wasted nothing, I wish I kept playing wow and started streaming instead of working corporate, maybe I would be on asmongold's place today.

>>212387472 (OP)
>>212393166
Are people just too afraid to tell him his hairstyles are retarded? that he looks like a retard?

20 somethings look like literal babies when you age. I would be weirded out as fuck going around with some puffy, rosey-cheeked, half-baked runt. And yes, that goes for women as well. A full grown adult who takes care of their appareance exists on a different level.

>>212408172
Don't try to give advice. Clearly you went wrong somewhere and still haven't learnt your lesson.

>>212387472 (OP)
Did he do that buccal fat removal surgery all women are doing?

>>212403175
Bradley was 37 and already nutting inside her when she still couldn't even legally drink a beer at 20. Brutal.

>>212408327
He's just sucking in his cheeks like a vain fag.

>>212406770
I'm lifting 3x a week and cutting out fruit drinks in preparation

>>212408517
Bradley Cooper is gay.

>>212408644
>and cutting out fruit drinks
?

>>212407725
Cruise has always looked like a farmboy.

>>212408661
I mean stuff like Tropicana, Minute Maid and other high fructose sugar bombs you get at the store.

>>212403003
It must be terrifying for people that value their insta feed more than anything. There's more to life.

>>212408517
How do you gossipers know all this? nvm idc.

>>212406770
I had awesome times but dam I had to do grueling manly shit that coulda killed me. That's the idea tho.

>>212406755
DiCaprio isn't a good example since he twink died and is a bloated face dadbod uggo lel. Pitt is really one of the best examples of twink that aged gracefully into a handsome older man.
But year that's extremely rare. Probably 95% of guys that are cute and twink while young just become unattractive

>>212401189

bone smashing is just a meme

>>212392792
buzzin'

>>212389409
He looks retarded here. Not in the face but everything else screams retard who struggles to put his pants on.

>>212392072
They’re lying. Once you get past 30 everybody always subtracts a few years from how old they actually think you are to be nice.

>>212409154
Anon, we only do that to cougars