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>>212389653 (OP)That wasn't the previous one
Who's watching Lowlifes tonight?
What if we made Jacob's Ladder, but with a nigger and make it not scary or unsettling at all?
Bravo (((Rosenthal))).
>>212389780What are some other horror examples of this? Remaking a classic, but with a black person in the lead?
>>212390341Interview with a Vampire tv series, replacing Brad Pitt with this zester
Is there no normal vampire movies from the 1970/80s like I don't need lesbian sex bikini castle or some drinking blood is actually symbolizes some gay shit I just want a vampire bro who needs to eat to survive and goes on with his day
>>212390447That show is good, though
>>212390494>some drinking blood is actually symbolizes some gay shitIs this a reference to Lost Boys (1987) or something?
>>212390494>drinking blood is actually symbolizes some gay shitIs this a reference to Lost Boys (1987)?
>>212390447Anne Rice's material is almost completely homo-erotic. Including a negro is hardly surprising. Her books were somewhat entertaining, especially the Akasha story arc, but you gotta see it for what it is.
>>212390494>Is there no normal vampire movies from the 1970s>I just want a vampire bro who needs to eat to survive and goes on with his dayBLEH, MOTHA FUCKA
>>212391454Jesus, Anne Rice, writes stuff like beings who can kill with a thought. Like every man on earth I suppose.
>>212390341Doesn't exist.
Anything good and recent that isn't sinners or lowlifes?
>>212392793I haven't seen either yet, but I hear mixed reviews of The Ritual and Bring Her Back.
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>>212391454All vampire stories written by women are just about having sex with vampires and vampires engaging in homosexual activities.
>>212393374to be fair i would also like to have sex with a vampire
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Finally watched the whole thing, I had only seen parts. It's a lot better than I expected. Near the end when the piranhas are killing everyone in the water and the little girl gets her inflatable raft to try and go save them is really cute, although we do see people being eaten by piranhas at the same time.
>>212390501You watched it, what a cuck loser.
>>212390494Stop bringing up the 70s/80s.
>>212390494The 80โs are over. Are you the anon that turns every general in to an 80โs circlejerk?
>>212389653 (OP)>Jacob's Ladder remakeWho would have asked for this?
>>212393721It was a certified 70s kino. Watched it and the sequel on TBS on a Saturday afternoon double feature in the 90s. It's also a Barbara Steele kino.
>>212394317Okay, thats great. Lets talk about something more modern.
>>212394378Yeah, like Smile, directed by Parker Finn, highest-grossing horror film of 2022.
>>212394378>Lets talk about something more modernI enjoyed the following modern horror movies
>The Night Eats The World>The Substance>Hatching>Beezel>Terrifier 2>Final Destination Bloodlines
>>212394410>>212394465All worthy films. Smile 2 was one of the best films of last year. Nothing from the 80โs surpasses it.
>>212394523I will watch the Smile movies at some point.
>>212394523Suspiria does.
>>212394317>the sequel They played the original and Piranha (1995), which was a TV remake that apparently originally aired on Showtime. Mila Kunis plays the little girl in that one.
>Barbara Steele kinoindeed
>>212394583Shut the fuck up.
>>212394523>Smile 2 was the best film of last yearftfy
>>212394583It's not from the 80s.
>>212394378Let's talk about Lowlifes!
>>212394690Go to bed, gramps.
>>212394690>blud thinks the โnam war still going on
>>212394690> It's not from the 80s. We are still in the 70โs. >t. gramps
>>212394744>hfw thinking about british broadcasting channel
>>212394583I started watching this 16 years ago and turned it off. I watched Phenomena instead.
>>212394891Connely > Harper
what will her next role be?
>>212394605>Piranha 1995Holy shit, had no idea this existed. TY anon.
>>212394891> PhenomenaWe dont talk about that movie here.
I've seen thousands of horror boobs, and I have to wonder; why are 80s boobs so far apart? It's like you can get a full hand between them. Is it just shitty early implant technology?
>>212394913There is a thread dedicated to this movie on the catalog.
>>212395118People in that era are about 20 iq points lower than the norm today.
>>212394238How about suck my cock faggot?
>>212395189Im a girl and its not like that would shut you up.
>>212395118> Is it just shitty early implant technology?Probably
>>212395785She was so unattractive.
Just finished watching crucible of terror, it was okay and I realized that the movie I got recommended by some dude was called crucible of horror kek, should I watch that one too?
>>212396236Jealous? I dunno, I thought you were attractive in your roles.
>>212390494>drinking blood is actually symbolizes some gay shitYou mean 1980s or 1880s?
Any suggestions for me to watch tonight?
Should I start the Langoliers series?
>>212396797It's decent, but if you haven't seen Storm of the Century, watch that first.
>>212394523>Smile 2is dogshit
>>212396688>She bends over and shows her ass to a couple of little girls trick-or-treatingI get it was supposed to be a throwback to the original when she bends over in the convince store, but that was an awkward way of doing it.
>>212396933Nah, it was perfect.
I'd expect nothing less.
>>212396949Ok, watch The Langoliers then. It isn't one of my favorite King mini series', but worth a watch nonetheless.
Never Blink just hit streaming. How is it?
>>212397156Never Heard Of It
>>212394870>Americans won seeing Trump deteriorate in real time with dementiaftfy
>>212397180It just hit all the popular movie sites
>>212389653 (OP)>Jamaloquabrian's Ladder
will I need to watch all the movies in the I Know What You Did Last Summer franchise before the new one comes out? Or is the first one enough?-
>>212397440Haven't seen it but the second one also stars a similar cast, so probably worth watching it. Also planning to get through them before the new one.
>>212397343Good good, will check out then
>>212397440I thought it might be a stand alone story because they wouldn't want to alienate zoomers who haven't seen the originals, but I don't know.
>>212397440>>212397510The default is you should watch the originals before the remakes.
>>212396236>She was so unattractive.
>>212397510I'm afraid of that. The reception for the first one seems mixed and it just gets worse from there.
>>212397561I think you're right. It's probably like the new Final Destination where they brought back Tony Todd who mentions a couple things from previous movies, but seeing them doesn't really improve Bloodlines.
>>212397587But it's not a remake, even though it has the same title
>>212397622I just watched the first one this week and all I'll say is it picks up towards the end. At the very least you get to look at prime JLH and SMG.
>>212397659Ok, I guess I'll watch the first one then see how I feel about continuing after that
>>212397514Sam3, I just put it on
>>212396236>She's a 7/10, chud!
>>212397622>But it's not a remakeIf you haven't seen the originals, watch them first.
>>212397659it does have a very attractive cast
A 10m Leprechaun short was just released, stars Linden Porco from Lep Returns and the Ozzie character.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yojRG-OEjoY
I have no idea why this was made though. Aside from it looking like a youtube skit, Ozzie dies in the last film.
Also, if they do ever make a new Leprechaun I think they should pay Warwick Davis to do ADR for the whole thing because his voice is key.
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captcha M4P00
>>212397976I dont get it. You replied with a file name?
>>212398032That wasn't me
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First for Leaving D.C.
Bros, our honest opinions on the new final destination movie?
>>212398292>Claire is out here's somewhere. I'm setting up this landmine to try and get back at her once and for all.
>>212398133I think most people itt have a person like that coming over at least once a week.
>>212398488What do you mean?
>>212398530A few good hours alone to watch /hor/ kinos
>>212398572kek harperspammer under the stairs
>>212398572>>212398133You're obsessed faggot. Spam your fetish somewhere else.
>>212398620That guy is mad annoying
>>212398685It's a fake account.
>>212398685>A sequel to a film that did not need oneThe first one is as open ended as possible, Michael just disappears and we get cut shots of the neighbor with foreboding music, obviously implying he's still out there. I don't know why everyone shits on 2.
>>212398896i i i i isโฆthatโฆmyโฆwife??
>>212398970Matches OP thread theme
>>212398970Doubt its one person
>>212398970I can't tell if he's gay or just a porn brainfried autist.
I can tell he's gonna spam you with replies though.
>>212399034He's all that and more. A curry-smelling shapeshifter
>>212399018>IMG_1829.png>IMG_1960.jpg>IMG_1963.jpg
We need a /hor/ cuck edition.
>>212399078Multiple iPhone users here on hor
>>212399144I use iphone too
>>212399144Dangerously low IQ response. Don't operate heavy machinery.
>>212399169Gramps doesnโt know robotics exists now
nah I ain't posting while the jeet is here. also lol at him creating a negro thread just so he could post about watching another cuck movie. fucked considering all his rants about blacks, fatherless autist behavior.
>>212398965Saw the 1st scene, it was ok. Will finish it today probably
>>212398965Pretty good. No blacks in the movie except the opening sequence.
>>212399413You really do think everyone is that one jeet
>>212397440I just watched the original film a few days ago and it's just really ok. Scream is a lot better imo
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baby needs dopamine
baby needs movie recs i just rewatched the monkey that's a crazy movie
>148 days until December 1st
>>212394913how does she know when to stop wiping
>>212398896lol at this image
>>212399644Yeah it's worse than any Scream film. Running on pure cast nostalgia with a requel.
Funny that Sarah Michelle Gellar got killed off in both series, she's probably wishing she could get a paycheck for returning.
>>212397440just watch both of them it's like 3 hours
>>212399867i feel like they might pull some bullshit because she died offscreen in the first one
>>212399807You posted it
Captcha: P00A8
>>212399910I think that's because she ends up in the ice later but can't remember. I guess they could pull a Scream and have her ghost in. Or CGI de-age her and chuck a VHS filter on it for a tape from the past.
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>>212399744Billy keeps telling you it's Billy
It must be Peter!
do you guys do anything to make horror movies scarier?
i set up a projector in my screened porch so i can watch movies outside in the middle of the night.
unfortunately i have to wear headphones because there's a highway behind my house.
i did get really spooked a couple times by deer or raccoons i think.
>>212399976o
isn't she married to the prince? i bet he pulled some strings for her
>>212399989https://youtu.be/Z9HTHiTUK2o?si=283hk4kYfnl84sUa
>>212399989>>212400004>this close to quintshow /hor/rifying
>>212400004Beware of the most dangerous animal
>>212400004I think my house is starting to structurally fall apart. I hear loud creaks, groans and the occasional boom at night. I expect the roof to fall on me some night. Hopefully sooner rather than later.
Pretty spooky.
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>>212400004>i did get really spooked a couple times by deer or raccoons i think.that's how cabinanon died, let his guard down thinking it was animals
>>212400247>that's how cabinanon diedYou're lying, cabinanon posted some threads back.
>>212400004Not something I do, but lately there's been lots of foggy nights and really bright moons in the sky.
I need seeders for Howling III so I can match them up.
>>212400202Exactly how I remembered it.
>>212400290>Howling IIII completely forgot about this one. Drawing a blank.
>>212400383Howling is probably my fav werewolf design.
Howling II they look like bigfoots.
I can only assume in III they are dog leprechauns.
>>212400409Howling V was the best one. Howling 2 was only good because Christopher Lee said it was the worst movie he ever starred in and Sybil Danning got topless in it.
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an anon rec'd this recently, putting it on now.
poster looks amazing.
>>212400004When I was a teen I watched Blair Witch Project at night when I was home alone with all the lights in the house turned off and the AC as well so it would be dead quiet. Didn't get spooked once. Was the most disappointing movie experience of my life because I thought for sure it would scare the hell out of me since the hype for it was insane and it didn't.
>>212400496what does the RE stand for
the howling movies are a mess
>1 is your bog standard werewolf movie with good effects
>2 is a pile of shit cash grab with only 3 reasons to watch
>3 I forgot the plot of
>4 might be a prequel
>one of them features vampires and lizardmen(?)
>one of them features were-marsupials and has some weird were-creature rape cult in the middle of the australian outback and the werekangaroo girl has little werewolf kittens
>>212400497gaspar noe is apparently a huge fan of it and wanted to remake it.
>>212400554You skipped and haven't seen 5. Watch it, I command you.
>>212400554I dont really have interest in werewolf movies
>>212400645Gaspar Noe is a huge fan of Sarah Gadon too
>>212400554the third one is called "the marsupials" so probably that one you're thinking of
>>212400554>one of them features were-marsupials and has some weird were-creature rape cult in the middle of the australian outback and the werekangaroo girl has little werewolf kittensI remember now, that is Howling 3
>>212400651There's a few great ones but it's much harder to make a good werewolf movie than something like vampires where all you need is a good set/costumes and attractive women
>>212400673This Gadon chick is getting plowed by so many ppl, isn't she?
>>212400731NTA but true.
Also werewolf's are a bit like grey aliens. There's a few good horror films about them but no truly top tier ones.
I was surprised by how good Wolfman 2010 was though.
>>212400731not him but the only one i liked at all was dog soldiers but also that's the only one i watched
what am i missing
Detective movie about conspiracy and satanic shit?
>>212400808The Ninth Gate
>>212400808the empty man
but i didn't like it personally
>>212400779dog soldiers
late phases
american werewolf in london
the howling
ginger snaps
honorable mentions for
the wolf of snow hollow
brotherhood of the wolf
company of wolves
>>212400731Curiously, one of my legit favorite werewolf movies is a mess from production values POV but at the same time it's fascinating, entertaining and has a great sense of place:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071200/?ref_=fn_all_ttl_2
>>212400850ginger snaps is so booooooooooring
the girl's going through her period woow
>>212400808Angel Heart ofc
The Ressurrected
>>212400779>what am i missingAmerican Werewolf In London
The Company of Wolves
Wolf
Howling V
Silver Bullet
Ginger Snaps
Underworld series
and more and more
>>212400889>American Werewolf In Londonthe warran zevfron song?
>>212400850Feels like there should have been a good werewolf found footage film by now.
and i mean what am i missing from the genre as a whole. sounds boring
but i also watch a lot of zombie and vampire movies
don't mean to sound dismissive but there's not john carpenter or danny boyle werewolf movies
>>212400779>>212400850The original Wolf Man with Lon Chaney Jr. is still one of the bests. Great old horror atmosphere
>>212400872>>212400850We need a Ginger Snaps remake starring Amanda Fix!
The director of Ginger Snaps also directed Orphan Black Echoes in which he cast Amanda Fix in the lead role.
>>212400872very homosexual post.
>>212400925facewise she resembles the weed dealer who got eaten
>>212400923True I take this post back
>>212400777, not sure why I forget it but it's the GOAT.
>>212400826Definitely
>>212400808Kinda detective but Eyes Wide Shut really hit this mark.
>>212400808eyes wide shut if you consider Bill Hartford to have played the role of the detective
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This movie has some great tits
>>212400963I will watch this.
>>212400716>Howling 3>I'm a werewolf and that's not what a werewolf looks likeThis is a great one
>>212400930at least i don't simp for canadian trash movies
>>212400922>there's not john carpenter or danny boyle werewolf moviesThere will be:
www.imdb.com/title/tt35514120/
>>212400855How did I forget this one?
>>212400922They're monster movies where usually the protagonist is the monster, but only some of the time, and he can't stop himself. The concept is great, but it's hard to keep doing that and keeping it fresh. Usually the transformation scenes are the best part.
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>>212400991image didn't attach (because I forgot to)
>>212400963One of the best late gialli. Also great almost dreamy sequences
Jennifer love Hewitt has some nice boobies in i know what you did last summer
>>212401001that's bobby eggman
>>212400992finally coming out of the closet huh pissman. fair enough.
>>212400991>>212401017I didn't enjoy this one. And I am a fan of the series as a whole. I liked 6 The Freaks better than 3. Which is pretty fucking sad.
>>212401046how do you know i piss
>>212401031She was only 16 years old, you sick FUCK
>>212401031Literally the ideal female form. She's shorter than I thought though.
>>212401004Exactly. It's a wildly eccentric movie in every way
>>212401001Can't wait to see how he ruins this, but I am on his side as I want it to be kino.
>>212401075they taught her jesus it's fine
>>212401075uhh i-i was talking about the 2025 movie officer
>>212401112as long as there are tiddies
maybe a lil bush
>>212401147hopefully more than a lil
>>212401092I special ordered this on DVD back in 2008 from my local video store. I loved that it had the complete intermission.
>>212400731Yeah, practical effect werewolves are really hard to do and nobody wants CGI ones, so you don't get a lot of werewolf movies.
>>212401064It's so weird, high concept, and meta, and it just keeps getting weirder, I can understand not liking it. But that's what I enjoyed about it. I don't know if I've seen 6, I'm going to watch it if not.
>>212401112>>212401147What we know: he describes it as his darkest movie yet and it'll take place in 13th century England
>>212400651i wasn't this guy btw
so there are two people who had no interest in werewolf movies
but i'm learning a lot and i'm changing
>>212401184I laugh just looking at the poster, they were on crack.
>>212401167I imagine it being one of those elusive, very hard to find oddities that horror fans would talk about and circulate among themselves before the dvd releases and recent remaster BD.
The odd opening sequence, the pause, the semipetrified Peter Cushing, the helo scene and most of all the fucking creature itself are all very eerie
>>212401196>darkest movie yet Ehh could go either way. Nosferatu was a misery fest and not in a good way, felt like it was just him torturing all the characters as if doing so will birth a movie miracle.
Kind of like Martyrs I guess.
>>212401206>i'm changingEverybody run!
>>212401215all i know about the howling series is the jontron reviews with christopher lee in sunglasses and boobs
>>212401247i feel like these movies were just for practical effects engineers to swing their big dick around
>>212401279and that's a good thing!
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>>212401184>I don't know if I've seen 6, I'm going to watch it if not.Circus freakshow, if you don't remember, then you probably haven't seen it. 5 is still the best though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzKqRB3Xds4
>>212400925Wow, I love Amanda Fix
>>212401244Ironically, his take is not just true to the plot Nosferatu movies copy but also to folk horror tales and myths. The idea of breaking the curse through self-sacrifice by both victim and villain is essentially tragic
>>212401371Yeah but good tragedy is supposed to be moving and painful, to me the remake felt pointless and annoying (despite the visuals). To each their own, I love the original though.
>>212401075She was 16? Damn, look at her today. Walled.
>>212401477>Yeah but good tragedy is supposed to be moving and painful,No one here will ever name the most tragic movie of all time.
>>212401489>She was 16?No retard.
>>212401526Uh huh let me guess, it's a spammers favourite spam film.
is that From show any good? it's hard to torrent
harder to stream legit
Boy,this is gonna be fucking shit,the last one was actually quite scary not gonna lie.Why the fuck would they switch from the found footage on the 5th movie??
>>212401557>it's hard to torrentlolwut there's thousands of public seeders
>>212401605seed taht show
if you're so great
>>212401477The key thing is seeing through both Nosferatu and Ellen for the tragic tropes they embody.
The movie filtered a lot of ppl on /tv/ bc they got stuck on the cuck angle but Ellen was a devoted wife who pined for her husband and begged him not to go
>>212401557The one with the black guy on the poster?
>>212401550It isn't a horror film, so it hasn't been spammed here. But everyone dies.
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>>212401598The real answer is the director is trying to pivot to become a Hollywood big shot. He made some other non-ff film recently as well, haven't seen it.
>>212401659i mean it's a bad title. try searching for From in a torrent browser
>>212401247me getting ready to hit the bars on the weekend
>>212401702Bruh. Titles for movies virtually always have the year in the title, most tv shows too. So append 2022.
TV shows also say S01 / S02 etc. for season or E01 for episode. Try that.
>>212401757bruh i try THAT i put s01e01 because i wanna see what it is but nobody nowhere got it
describe it to me as if i was blind and deaf
This is the poster. lol, lmao even.
>>212401778See here (just a text paste service since pastebin threw a fit for me)
https://privatebin.io/?0eeacd70f492f79f#97yDTYc5yYb3ihA8NQSMRm618fL2bHw9KjRtz6PsCr7j
>>212401801lol this general is cooked
>>212401801>IMG_1966.jpglooks pretty cool i have questions i hope answer the mystery
You guys watch things with a black on the poster and main poster?
Interestingโฆ
>>212401912Yeah, we like black people here and have no issues seeing a black person as a main character.
>>212401900jfc no magnet links for you then.
Season 1:
>From 2022 Season 1 S01 1080p AMZN WEB DL x265 HEVC 10bit EAC3 5 1 t3nzin QxR [TheRARBG]Season 2:
>From 2022 Season 2 S02 1080p AMZN WEB DL x265 HEVC 10bit EAC3 5 1 t3nzin [TheRARBG]
>>212401888Yeah pissman is the problem and not the black lovers in here
>>212401932i don't like tenzin i like the successfulcrab guy
is it bueno?
For me, it's early Hammer Dracula.
>>212402207>Drac dies>Drac returnsgenius
>>212402207Take this to /film/
>>212402241>villain dies>villain returnsPretty much every horror series.
i'm gonna watch the pope's exorcist instead of from
you anons caused this
the substance? more like the cumstance
>>212402514If that movie made you horny, then you have really standards.
>>21240256540 year olds have very low standards
>>212402591he just said he has standards. not low or high
at least demi moore and whoever that zoomer girl is gets em out
>>212402632They were prosetics, she had no tits in real life.
>>212402650buddy next you're gonna tell me her hair diaper was a prosthetic
i don't even like possession movies but i feel like they're being put on me against my consent with bring her back, the pope's exorcist, fear street, when evil lurks
>>212402669The tits in the movie were prosetics
>>212389653 (OP)ayyo we'z finna boutta be whore-fyin' n sheeit
>>212402713i feel like when my step mother admitted she served me turkey bacon and my father said
>why did you tell him that
>>212402713Only Margaret's
>>212402694they're cheap to make, slap a bit of makeup on someone and you're half way there. add some cgi spook, call it a day.
same with home invasion films.
is this kid's face gonna be cgi the whole time?
say what you want about bring her back but at least that kid acted his ass off
>>212402852home invasion's another one i've been watching without meaning to. just watched the naomi watts funny games. i really don't like home invasion
>>212402879Watch Them (Ils), imo the greatest home invasion movie ever made
>>212403058>FrenchFunny I was going to say Inside 2007 was the greatest home invasion film ever.
They obviously had a lot of anxiety over the *boom* *boom* *CRASH*
>>212403091It's anxiety about the excess of immigration. Which is why Ils is so brilliant in more than one way
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ok finished God Told Me To
lol pretty wild. reminded me of The Sentinel (1977) which came out the year after, so watch it if you're a fan of that I guess. it's like "how much plot would you like sir?" "all of it".
>>212404251Start doing this
>>212404251Go to sleep, bro
>>212404251I look like this and I do this
>>21240427840 year olds are up at odd hours
>>212404398Have you had your beauty sleep already or haven't you gone to bed yet, pissman? It's 5:53 am in Toronto
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>>212391454Women are addicted to gay porn, rip civilization
>>212404469Go to sleep, unc
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>>212404633>i did it, i stayed up all night to spam the board with gay shit
>>212404490This general loves blacks.
>>212404398I am 45 and I sleep 12 hours
>>212404633What do you usually have for breakfast, NPM? Whatever it is I assume it smells pungent and is eaten while you rewatch that one X scene you pretend to dislike
>>212404688This general loves Sarah Gadon and Amanda Fix
>>212404688>>212404707Pissman samefagging at 6 am
>>212404741Im not that anon
This general watches From.