>What the heck is Svengoolie?
Svengoolie is one of the last good TV horror hosts still on the air. Every saturday night at 8:00PM Eastern us boomers on /tv/ get together to watch a (sometimes terrible) old movie. You can watch over the airwaves on MeTV!


CLEAR THE AIR LANES, CLEAR ALL THE AIR LANES FOR THE BIG BROADCAST

TONIGHT'S MOVIE: The Return of the Vampire (1943)

The Return of the Vampire (1943)


IMDB: 6.2/10 (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)
RT: 39% (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)

Director: Lew Landers
Stars: Bela Lugosi, Frieda Inescort, Nina Foch

Synopsis: When an errant bomb unearths the coffin of a vampire during the London Blitz, a gravedigger unknowingly reanimates the monster by removing the stake from his heart.

>>212389790 (OP)
MY BODY IS READY !

Nothing is ready

Hell yeah. Is there a new Sven Squad movie after this or is that next week?

>>212389790 (OP)
Svengoolie more like SvenSTINKY!

You boys dont know how bit im going tonite

>>212389933

>blow blob briggs tried to kill / delay this thread by making a fake thread with the original image

Not a chance. Svengoolie lives!

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0037219/?ref_=vp_ov_t

>>212389790 (OP)
lads were going big tonite

>>212390264
@grok is this real?

>>212390515

brit here 0- excited

>>212389933
I'm channeling all my chi to go bigger than ever before.

>>212390845
YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT

>>212390758
9/10 Halal Bong Food.

THERE IS A PRETENDER A FOOT

Bumping the REAL thread. I don't watch the show with you guys, but I can respect the dedication to post about this show and like how there's a few anons I can talk to about it.

Im gon buy a T shurt

>>212392191
That other guy just wrote a check his ass can’t cash!!!

>>212392191
You don't want to watch to show with me?
I want to watch the show with you.
Why don't you want to watch the show with me?

i got shurt

>>212390264
>because her rack wasnt great enough already

but sure, thanks coomers

Im not fraid of woofman

>>212389873
They’re watching a gay porno for imp to goon to

>>212392527
i'm not going to sit though all those fucking ads

>>212393087
Fucking IMP

Nelson Muntz voice: ha ha!

>>212393994
Btw, he’s a legit schizo, both threads are being bumped tonight.

>>212394052
Bump

>>212394052
bump

>>212392351
who is this broad and why does she look familiar?

Bump for the real niggas

>>212394247
Tara Strong, cartoon voice actress

Svenbros, did we get mogged?

>>212389804
This one sounds new to me.

CASH A CHECK
GET SEDUCED BY A VAMPIRE AND WRECKED!

no chegs

I’m inspired to keep this through going all weekend! Even if it’s just me bumping it for myself.

I really miss watching this with my dad. Every Saturday night he would let me stay up late in the summers to see Sven. We would just laugh at the lamest jokes and the old monsters. I was heading out one night when I was 16 and he stopped me in the kitchen and asked if I wanted to watch Sven because it was the Bride of Frankenstein, I just laughed and said no then left. He never asked me again. I haven’t seen an episode with him in nearly 15 years. He’s still alive but it’s hard with life and getting older and we aren’t very close to begin with. This was probably the only memory I have of us bonding over something.

>>212389849

>>212395108
You haven't kept your promise the last 2 weeks.

>>212395302
Holy shit. Bravo

>>212395431

>>212395108
I'll be here most of the night.

>Self-driving Tesla

Sven can be so topical at times.

>>212395429
You left me holding the bag!!! I can’t just post bump all night, ya know!!!

I like that MeTV has some new commercials, but they're still annoying.

>>212396213
svenwokie

That Gwengoolie is one piece of ace.

Kolchack replaced by Superman?

lol we mindbroke this fucker!

No more Kolchak and no more Saved By The Bell in the morning. Why would they do this to us?

I bet a weekly song is probably the hardest part of the show.

>>212397869
>>212398260
It's a shame, but there's only twenty episodes and I'm sure it's been on every week for the past six or seven years.
I remember when they had Battlestar Galactica for a while.
I'd love to see Swamp Thing, Outer Limits, and Night Gallery again. Those were on at 4am or 5am. Looks like they stopped airing them.

>>212398260
Are you kidding me?? I ah e all the DVDs but STILL

>>212398623
I think it’s just this Sunday, fingers crossed. Hopefully it hasn’t been replaced with a fucking animal show

>jannie straight up deleted the real thread
sore loser

>>212395252
All you have to do is call him up next Saturday and see if he wants to watch it with you. It’s just that easy :)

>>212399600
It died a natural death. I was the last to spite- bump it. Now I’m bumping THIS

>>212399614
How do you call up a corpse?

>>212399689
Don’t be like that! He said his father is still alive. My own father died in 2008 and I would do anything to be able to talk to him again just one more time (so I can tell him what a piece of shit he was).

reminder that svengoolie will be retiring at the end of the month

>>212400545
Don't cry because it's over, throw chickens because it happened.

>Invaders from Mars
Didn't he just play that just a couple of months ago?

>>212400921
A lot of the svengoolie content now is repeats. They got some kind of package deal from the studios on very old movies and it's the only way to make it economical. Think of it like a modern drive-through movie, you want to watch with a friend or friends and shit-talk it, either online or in person. The movie itself doesn't matter so much. Even the adverts are memed to hell in chat.
Drink, eat, watch schlock. Solid saturday nights.

>>212389790 (OP)
check this out
>>212397251

>>212401051
We already saw and mocked this. What a cool guy you are, doing this on your Saturday night :)

>>212400921
I remember the remake of it airing during Halloween. I can't remember when the original war aired.

This Superman show isn't a tie-in for the new movie, is it?

I recognize that guy's voice, he's the snake in the animated Jungle Book movie. Turns out he's Winnie the Pooh as well.

Why does this thread never take off while Svengoolie is actually airing?? are all of you on the west coast too….? We spend more time talking about the other crap MeTV airs…

>>212401150
Btw, BOTH your threads tonight got less traction than this one. Feel like a loser yet? Cos you are one :)

Death to false Goolies!!!!

my body is ready

>>212401867
Seems that way.

>>212402414
Still???

I won’t let it die this week.

We know we're all waiting for Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea to start.

It’s 2:30 AM on the west coast, time for bed. This thread better be up when I arise in the morning!!! OR ELSE.

>>212403465
I switched over to H&I for the Twilight Zone Marathon, then they took another break at 5am, so I'm going to bed.

>>212404110
$10 my post is going to be the last.