Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:40:42 AM
No.212393838
women wouldn't have sex with him because he was yellow, and he had an 18 inch penis which is too big. so he started raping women and impaling them through the head with his yellow dong, until somebody finally stood up to him and cut it off.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:46:15 AM
No.212394003
>>212393748 (OP)
I find it surpring that behind all that make-up it is no other than /ourguy/ Nick Stahl
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:26:42 AM
No.212395105
he spent too much time on /b/
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:50:09 AM
No.212397305
>>212397098
Holy shit I never made this connection. Ur a genius
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:54:41 AM
No.212397441
>>212397986
>>212397233
America is the Great Satan
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:27:43 AM
No.212398275
he was a rapist who got his dick shot off
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:55:30 AM
No.212399031
>>212400510
>>212393748 (OP)
Wasn't it he turned into some pus filled mutant that smelled like a trannie's infect gash?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:04:38 AM
No.212400710
>>212400833
>>212397233
What is this hairstyle called?
Anonmous
7/6/2025, 8:11:00 AM
No.212400835
>>212393748 (OP)
he was blackpilled on women. Simps took him down.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:19:09 AM
No.212400988
>>212393748 (OP)
Cultural expectations to make maximum profits conflicting with his desire to be a comfy bartender making medium profits.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:20:39 AM
No.212401026
>>212393748 (OP)
Imagine being so dastardly evil that they just end up calling you 'that yellow bastard'.
I mean this guy was a real jerk.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:25:50 AM
No.212401152
>>212399055
>>212397986
He's thinking the same thing.
>tfw no wytebois grab my ass
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:29:47 AM
No.212401227
>>212397098
Oh man, it was there the whole time
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:30:39 AM
No.212401246
>>212397233
What is even the point of these goonercons? Not like you're gonna fuck the pornstars. It's hard to believe that porn can even have enough of a fandom to host conventions