>>I want a coke, fries WITHOUT salt and a coke

GET HIS FUCKIN RAGS OFF

>>212399869 (OP)
So he wants coke without a coke?

HELLO?
ILL HAVE UH UH A CHEESEBURGER WITH NO KETCHUP
AND ILL ALSO HAVE
UH UH A CHICKEN SANDWICH
WITH NO...TOMATO!
AND UH...UH WITH EXTRA MAYONAISE!
UH...AND UH SOME ONION RINGS...WITH NO SALT

I ALSO WANT A LARGE ORANGE SODA
WITH NO ICE

DID YOU GET ALL THAT?

>>212399955
fries without salt so they make a new batch

>>212399978
We don't serve commies around here, I'm sure Starbucks is more your speed, pal

>>212400556
FIVE

PERCENT

TOO

CRISP

>>MacFryyy!

>>212401307
>>>MacFryyy!

>>This is my thread. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

instead of french fried potatoes I want french fried tomatoes

>>212399869 (OP)
I'm glad they toned down his incredulity in the final film. I've seen the director's cut, and the shot of the back of his khakis bulging out as he looses control of his bowels at the sight of a meal arriving that quickly was a bit much.

>I am not crazy! I know he swapped that hamburger order! I knew it was someone else's order. Less than 30 seconds. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got those idiots Dick and Mac McDonald to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. Those overly polite responses to my retarded questions! Are you telling me that a cashier just happens to be that patient and nice? No! He orchestrated it! The McDonald's employee! He withheld the silverware and plates! And I paid him! And I shouldn't have. I gave him thirty-five cents! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep tables and chairs available to dine at! But not our Speedee boy! Couldn't be our precious Speedee boy! Putting straws in customer's soft drinks! And he gets to be a cashier!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him! You-

>I want a watered down soda and fries that have been sitting under a heat lamp for 6 hours

>>212399978
>please fuck up my order so I can whine and get it for free
>I live off welfare and I have all day and nowhere to be

>>212400024
So he wants 2 cokes?

>once I have finished, what shall I do?

>I want a cheeseburger with avocado spread instead of cheese, a caesar salad instead of a bun and a steamed lobster instead of onions

>>212403492
We serve food here, sir.

>>212403492
>a steamed lobster instead of onions
Kek

>>212400556
THEY'RE TOO CRUSTY