Thread 212400293

>>212400293 (OP)
Please don’t tell me dumb ham will be getting naked in this

>>212400293 (OP)
>>212400303

Imagine how absolutely fucking disgusted Natalie must feel to be in her presence...

>>212400521
i don't really wanna see herschelag naked at her age either

Is it true Lena Dunham used to date Sam Hyde and that the person Adam Drivers characters is based on?

>>212400303
I can scarcely believe that she found a way to become even more unattractive but god damn it she has found a way....

>>212400888
yes

>>212400293 (OP)
>>212400303
At her rate of inflation I think we can probably expect her to hit a quarter-ton within a decade, right?

>>212400621
Damn, we didn't know how good we had it.

>>212400293 (OP)
wtf I thought Ozempic had made obesity disappear in Hollywood at the same time as "body positivity"?

>>212400293 (OP)
Natalie Portman and Natalie Portly.

>>212403111
What the FUCK is wrong with her legs

>>212400303
thought the bitch was in a rascal

>>212403117
>Natalie Portman and Natalie Porkman.
ftfy

>>212400621
what was the source, I forgot. and GOD DAYUM

>>212403159
reptile

>>212400303
Natalie butt

>>212403095

How is she any type of relevant?

>>212400293 (OP)
lol, Natalie's gotta be feeling hot. Look at the guilt and realization on Lena's face knowing she's being captured looking so fat. She's trying to pull her dress out but she's too late.

God DAMN that picture is just painful to look at.

>>212400293 (OP)
>>212400303
>tattoos
Dropped

>>212403117
>Natalie Portman and Natalie Porkham

>>212403389
Yeah, sure that was the reason.

>>212400293 (OP)
We have to see her having sex? She's not at a 'sex on film' weight right now.

>>212400293 (OP)
fat people are disgusting.

>>212403464
Once they're that fat, they have a lower life expectancy than an active heroin addict, so cheer up, buttercup.

>>212403117
Natalie Portman and Natalie Porkchops

>>212403117
Hershlag and Hersheybag

>>212403117
Natalie Portman and Natalie Pork-loins

>>212403117
Natalie Portman and Fatalie Fatbitch

>>212403117
>Natalie Portman and Natalie Porky

>>212400293 (OP)
>>212400303
Ugh! What happened to her? She used to be hot

>>212403826
No she didn't

Being fat in 2025 is a choice

>>212403881
>>212400621

>>212403826
I'm talking about Natalie

>>212403881
Correct.

>>212403888
Even in her prime she looked like a twink

>>212400293 (OP)
Hey Lena, why do you look like a fart

>>212403926
Now

>>212403117
>Natalie Portman and Natalie Pork-belly

>>212403117
Natalie Portman and Natalie Pork-casserole
>>212403999
CHECK IT!
CHECK IT!
CHECK IT EM!

>>212403887
more of a choice than any other year how?

>>212403972
kek

>>212403117
>Natalie Portman and Natalie Pulled Pork

>>212400293 (OP)
>>212400303
Lena Dunham doesn't have the fucking brain power to think her way out of a paper bag. She's a fucking retard. I know who she is, I've talked to her. She's a j...She's a dumb bitch, I'm sorry, okay? And if she ever fucks with me, if she ever puts me into some sort of self defense situation- if she puts me in a self defense situation m'kay, and I have to legally defend myself, I'm not gonna initiate violence against her...But, if she comes at me, in an alleyway, tries to y'know take, tries to do anything...I'm gonna fuck her up so badly I will put her in the fucking ground in a fucking box. I'll take extra time, I'll take extra time okay? She'll be gettin, it won't be a quick self defense situation. I'll be nailing her, I'll be punching her in the back, I'll be punching her in the back of the neck, I'll be boxing her eyes in, I'll break both her orbital bones. I'm gonna, I'm gonna destroy Lena Dunham, PHYSICALLY, so badly that the people who come to clean her up, they're gonna be puking when they see what I did to her. Alright? I want them to know how I feel about her, so I'm gonna fuck her up so bad that she makes them puke when they see her bruised, mangled body. IF she ever did anything to me to warrant that, legally. Now I would never, ever, initiate violence against her...but that's what would happen.

>>212403117
>Natalie Portman and Natalie Pork tenderloin

>>212404126
food is cheap, but people don't realize the types of food available for cheap is america.
it's all corn syrup and preprocessed junk food, which is both addictive and doesn't satiate you.

>>212404210
Natalie Portman and Natalie Pork barrel

>>212403117
>Natalie Portman and Natalie Balsamic. Pork Chops

>>212400293 (OP)
>>212400303
i love Portman more than ever
beautiful women are a blessing

>>212400303
>So in the next scene you are really hungry for pie

>>212404305
>i'm always hungry for pie

>>212403117
>Natalie Portman and Natalie Pork-ribs

>>212404438
>Natalie Portman and Fatalie Porkskin

>>212403117
>Natalie Portman and Natalie Pork chops-&-applesauce

>>212400293 (OP)
>Jew vs mischling

>>212400293 (OP)
>A 40-something couples therapist ventures back into the world of dating in New York. Between two very different romances - a young hipster and a successful fifty-something - she must discover what she really wants in love.

Le woman has to choose between a broke dude that she truly loves and a rich guy that will give her comfortable life, but she doesn't love him.

Truly a unique story.

>>212400293 (OP)
>>212400303
>Natalie wearing shoes without socks

>>212403117
>Natalie Portman and Natalie Pork knuckles & ginger stew

>>212403353
>How is she any type of relevant?
When you have your own gravitational field you're always relevant to the forms around you.

>>212403117
>Natalie Portman and Natalie Poume d'oranges

>>212400293 (OP)
Did Lena have a stroke?

>>212400293 (OP)
Jesus Christ, she didn't hit the wall; she ate it.

>>212400303
>>212400293 (OP)
Is she going the brando route trying to kill herself with food?

>>212400588
Attractive women enjoy being near ugly women because they look better by comparison. It's why every group of pretty girls almost always has one ugly, fat friend.

>>212403159
The cellulite has had enough of her shit and is actively attempting to escape

>>212403117
>Natalie Portman and Natalie Peking pork

>>212400293 (OP)
If jews hate pork, why did she pork up? Damn.

>>212403117
>Natalie Portman and Natalie Pigs-in-a-blanket

>>212400293 (OP)
>padme and jabba became friends
Aw

>>212403117
>Natalie Portman and Natalie Petit Salé

>>212403117
>Natalie Portman and Natalie Pigs-trotters

I want her to spit in my face for being an anti-Zionist.

>>212400293 (OP)
Is that a can of Pringles?
>>212403403
https://yandex.com/images/search?from=tabbar&noreask=1&text=natalie%20porkman

>>212400293 (OP)
who wore it best?

>>212405114
>You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and post another anti-Zionist tiktok. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the port hole goes.

>>212403117
>Natalie Portman and Natalie Porchetta

>>212405168
>How it looked in the store mirror
>How it looks when you get home and try it on

>>212400293 (OP)
Antonoff fucking won

>>212405191
Kek

>>212403117
>Natalie Portman and Natalie Porkrinds

>>212403826
>>212403881
>No she didn't
Sorry about your low T.

>>212403117
>Natalie Portman and Natalie Porkskin

>>212403117
>Natalie Portman and Natalie Pork & beans

Dunham is Dworkinesque Jew that wants you to look and notice and talk about it
There are like 50 articles already prepared about your reactions even if you don't look or react

>>212405283
I like her dance in that music video.

>>212403117
>Natalie Portman and Natalie Pork chop bun

>>212400293 (OP)
>$55million movie Good Sex
You would think she could afford Ozempic.

>>212405449
yuck

Is this the greatest bullshot of all time?

having a hard time making fun of her weight when my own mass is new highs every month

>>212400293 (OP)
Looks like Tony Soprano

>>212405449
>tiny breasts
>giant fat ass
>face and hair like a man
No thanks

>>212403881
I thought that was Tobey Maguire at first. I really couldn't place the face until I remembered what thread this was. lol

>>212403117
Natalie Portman and Lemme Do Ham

>>212405449
Would. But without tatts.

>>212404176
He did used to be kind of funny sometimes. 2070 Paradigm Shift and stuff like your post were weird and funny. I don't like him anymore though and he's been a bitter guy, a different person altogether for a very long time.

>>212405114

>"milk"

Damn it I knew she was a fucking android.

>>212403159
Those are textured stockings

she's so crass

>>212404216
This. I switched to a lower carb diet of whole foods, minimal processing, mostly meats and veggies and fish and eggs and some nuts and cheeses and berries. I got healthy and lost weight and found out that it's cheaper to eat that way because you eat less.
Seriously, I could eat salmon all the time and still have a cheaper grocery bill because you get full and stay full on real food. Ballooned up enriched white flour shit with sugar and hydrogenated corn oils and preservatives are "cheap", but they're just empty calories and air and they rot your teeth, make you fat, and make you eat more every 45 minutes.

I lived on that side of things for 30 years. I ate like shit and loved it and hated it and was fat and thought I'd never escape it. It's like kicking dope or something but if you can get away from processed junk foods you can be healthy for less money. Imagine eating twice a day, shitting only once, sleeping well every night, having energy, never wanting snacks. It's like reprogramming yourself.

>>212405449
She's not too big there. I'd fuck her.

>>212406209
Isn't she vegan and refuses to exploit other species? It has to be freshly squeezed human semen.

>>212405754
The taller one in the middle looks like Cavill or something. I know her dad is that reporter guy who got fired.

>>212405887
Yet that's why most of these guys are posting I think. Good for you for being honest.

>>212400590
i do

Is it a film about how even if you're a fat disgusting pig of a woman you're still entitled to "good sex" from the handsome young male lead?

>>212400293 (OP)
>veganism destroys the skinny Jew
>junkfood destroys the fat Jew
That fat bitch is only 39 but looks like she's in her mid 50's, and the skinny bitch looks like she'd get knocked off her feet if somebody even farted in her general direction.

>>212403111
She's literally me

>>212405168
Damn Lena looks pregnant

>>212404754
That's fucked up.

>>212405449
>muh low t
Have any of you no-standards, desperate chubby chasers actually had sex with a fat woman? It's fucking gross, and they have zero flexibility or stamina. Jerking off is legitimately more satisfying than sex with a fat slob.

>>212405114

What the fuck is going on with her legs?

>>212406345
>I'd fuck Lena Dunham
How far we've fallen from god

>>212403117
>Natalie Portman and Natalie Pernil

>>212408566
Don't worry, it's probably a shill, if not Dunham herself. Nobody would ever say those things otherwise.

>>212403117
>Natalie Portman and Natalie Pigsow

>>212400888
Sure, why not. It is true that she used to date Scarlett Johansson's ex-bf, talk about an unfussy eater

>>212403881
Van Morrison lookin thicc

>>212403117
>Natalie Portman and Natalie Porkroast

>>212408641
Nope, I'm just a dude who's been cooming to Lena for years. We exist bro.

>>212403117
>Natalie Portman and Natalie Potbelly

>>212408987
Whatever you say, Lena, but you are objectively disgusting.

>>212400621
>>212400293 (OP)
Is this what will happen to Dasha?

>>212403117
>Natalie Portman and Natalie Porkpie

>>212405114
>...Tomorrow we strike
>...Yes, tomorrow......

>>212403117
>Natalie Portman and Natalie Pork balls

>>212400293 (OP)
She's legit a fairy tale witch that preys on children.

Sad thing is there's guys in this very general that would so she'll never face consequences for being a rancid hoe in her life

>>212403117
>Natalie Portman and Natalie Pickle meat

>>212400293 (OP)
>Portland's knees
How? I'm 34 and an alcoholic to the point they told me if I don't stop I'll need a heart transplant. Surely a decade of difference won't give me knee pussies.

>>212405129
>"natalie porkman"
>looks like winona

>>212409235
that s funny. i chuckled.

>>212403117
>Natalie Portman and Natalie Pata tim

>>212409655
are you trolling or just literally brain dead?

Same energy

>>212400293 (OP)
more like Lena Well-Done-Ham lmao

>>212410738
brutaal

>>212408064

>has sex with fat woman
>complains about other people's standards

>>212410681
Are you? My knees are smooth, wrinkly old fuck.

>>212410987
Imagine not knowing that our knees bend when we walk.

>>212410987
ok so you are brain dead

>>212411392
Oh yeah? also she is standing still here.
>>212411392
>>212405114
Wrinkly nigger.

>>212410738
Kek

>>212411938
Fug. Standing still here.
>>212405114

>>212400293 (OP)
damn last i remember hearing about her was how evil white males are and how she raped a kid. she looks like she's on antipsychotics now and has metabolic syndrome. i guess xe got what xe deserved

>>212400293 (OP)
LENA DUNKAMS

>>212411392
>>212411528
Look mom! I'm magic! You old fucks.

>>212411938
>>212410987
The shape of the bones in your knees are genetic you freak

>>212412553
not a single healthy brain cell left

>>212412556
Damn near everything is genetic what's your point?

>>212412583
Stay jealous you old fuck. Keep defending your crush as she fades into oblivion.

>>212412636
I don't have a celebrity crush. it's truly sad how dumb you are

>some weird 14 year old with chicken legs is comparing his knees to a 39 year old woman's in here for some reason

That's crazy. Save the knee and repost it

>>212412835
Yeah yeah. All you can do is repeat the same thing and not elaborate
You will likely do it again.
>>212412877
I'm 34 which was already stated. Portland is 44.

>could've had a classic dunham hate thread
>instead we get knee autism

>>212413143
>I'm 34
34yo man acting like a 5yo child. why am I not surprised. a grown man and with a completely empty head. a tragedy for parents

>another one for the knee folder
rare event. these two make 5 total since 2007

>>212413229
How am I acting like a child by proving people wrong? All I did was make an accurate comment and two anons told me I was retarded. But I'm the child? One who just keeps repeating himself and then one who I proved wrong with photographically evidence. Which one are you? Stay mad.

I thought she was soft-cancelled after the whole sister-rape thing came out?
And I thought Portman was supposed to be kind of based?

>>212413336
you haven't proven anything. absolutely delusional

>>212413298
Thanks anon. At least somebody appreciates me. Use it to your heart's content.

>>212403697
underrated

>>212413405
Her knees are disgusting. Period. My 79 year old grandma's knees don't look like that. Three folds in any position? That isn't normal. You're a fucking idiot who still hasn't given your reasoning.

who's the audience for this shit?

i hope they budgeted well

>>212413533
you can stop now. you've reached a whole new level of stupidity today

>>212403117
>Natalie Portman and The Port

>>212404558
Wasn't there just one recently called materialists

>>212400293 (OP)
>my age
It's over. My next gf will be an angry 2/10 slob and I'll have to live with that.

>>212403095
>Trans day of visibility
>Dunham expands to become the hyper visible
a real ally

>>212400293 (OP)
>55 million budget
Are you serious? You have to be kidding me. Why on earth would a studio commit to a 55 million dollar Lena Dunham movie starring 44 year old Natalie Portman, Mark Ruffalo and ancient Meg Ryan??

Celine Song's Materialists will end up making money because it only had a 20 million dollar budget. And that had a much younger female lead in Dakota Johnson, plus star power Chris Evans and Pascal. There is no planet where Good Sex makes money with that kind of budget.

The Whale 2

>>212400590
oof ma’donne

>>212403117
Natalie Peepee and Natalie Poopoo.

>>212400303
arms bigger than some pro body builders

its funny she cant put the fork down

why she always look like a tranny that hasn't learned how to style hair yet?

>>212403117
> Natalie Portman and Natalie Pork Ban Minh

>>212410738
Can the pics be merged with ai?

>>212400621
this is easily top five most regrettable semi boners in recent memory

>>212405449
...mommy ..?

>>212400293 (OP)
There's a lot to unpack in this picture

>>212400621
>lena dunham got caught in some pervert's voyeur video in 2011

>>212406209

The white seen is a coozie or insulator of some kind.

>>212400293 (OP)
Gross

Lena Dunham looks like a diabetic grandma

>>212400293 (OP)
>>212400303
Lol, Lena exploded after marrying that jew.

>>212421686
i mean, she basically is. she had some fat person thing that left her bedridden for a couple years. im surprised she can move without a cane

>>212400621
chicks that are going to be fat but aren't yet are PEAK. like early 20s chubby girls

>>212423424
Yea. Its called stuffing her fucking face