why didn't they call sneed?

You can't spell "obsequious" without "I-O-U."

>>212400522
>why didn't they call sneed?
he's still listed in the telephone book as chuck

>>212400522
>>212400620
You guys truly are faggots

>>212400683
>You guys

the simpsons died with Phil Hartman.

>>212400741
So did his wife and kids

>>212400416 (OP)
are you being sarcastic or is there some underlying meaning I am totally missing

>>212400894
The joke is that you think she called every name in the phone book (A-Z) but she only called two people. The joke kind of needs the editing transition to show that time has passed between the first and second call, which this still image version doesn’t have

>>212400894
>is there some underlying meaning I am totally missing
The audience is initially led to believe that Patty and Selma had telephoned every single resident of Springfield, starting with A. Aaronson at the beginning of the phonebook and finishing with Mr. Zukowski at the end of the phonebook. However, it is quickly revealed that the audience was initially misled, as it turns out that Patty and Selma had only telephoned two residents rather than calling the whole town.

Would you like to discuss the Four Krustys next?

>>212401054
Yes it does

Simpsons did this a lot with setting you up for obvious punchlines before delivering a swerve. Like the joke where Bart explains the difference between Radioactive Man and Radiation Dude. The obvious line being, "... while Radiation Dude has a similar but lamer catchphrase 'up and at them'." Which instead becomes, "... a similar but lamer catchphrase 'up and let's go'."

>>212401054
>>212401099
Even the clip is a little clunky. Funny joke, but those names kinda throw off the pacing. But logically those basically would be the names. Clever joke!

>>212401216
>obvious
Prove it

>>212401216
The way you explained that made no sense.

>>212401216
>yellow lemon-shaped rock

>>212401848
Rock?

>>212402217
Rock.

always wanted to shove my face in their fat asses

>>212400594
Homer, is this projection accurate?

I still prefer "4 Krusty's", but this is up there.

>>212403963
This one is always so highly rated but I never really found it that great. Do you have to be American to appreciate it?

>>212404500
WRONG!

>8,000!
>9,000!
>10,000 atmospheres of pressure?
>How much pressure can the ship withstand?
>Well, its a spaceship. So I'd say anywhere between zero and one.
It's amazing how clever this joke is compared to the revival episodes that think they're clever.

>>212403125
I had a friend with two fat flirty aunts. I used to have dreams of being dominated by them. Good times.

>>212405115
It's funny as long as you don't think about it too hard because surely it should be expected to be able to land on other planets with a higher air pressure

>>212404500
>Do you have to be American to appreciate it?
No, you're retarded all on your own.

>>212405529
Fuck off