>idiocracy documentary posters are vindcated

>>212400633 (OP)
Given the state of recent UFC cards, itll probably be shit. Maybe theyll stack it like they do for saudi arabia and UAE only for some reason

upvoted

I find it hilarious the cross over between the US presidency, UFC, Zack Snyder, and the Saudi Prince.

>>212400633 (OP)
have a cookie good sir! You have won the internet for the day.

>>212400670
Especially considering Snyder is a massive lefty

>>212400633 (OP)
This unironically speaks more to the common man than a million stump speeches.

MAGAHEEMbros we only have a year to get some US champs for this card! How do we do it?

O SAY CAN YOU SHART
IN THE LOCAL WALMART
WHAT SO PROUDLY EXPELLED
FROM ANUS' LAST LEAKING
WHOSE BROAD STREAKS AND BROWN STARS
THROUGH THE PERILOUS BLIGHT
O'ER AISLES WE WATCHED...
SHIT GALLANTLY STREAMING

AND MUTT'S NAPPY HAIR
NEGROES EVERYWHERE
GAVE PROOF THAT OUR RACE
IS 56% DISGRACE
O' SAY DOES THAT SHITE SPANGLED
BUMMER YET CUUUUUUUT
FOR THE LAND OF SHAAAART
AND THE HOME OF THE MUUTTTT
O' THUS WILL IT BE EVER
THROUGH THE MART THAT IS FREE
THERE IS NO MALL COP
WE NEED NOT TO FEAR PAUL BLART
SO I TAKE UP THIS CART
THROUGH THE MART'S GROCERIES
WHEN SUDDENLY THERE WAS
A WET GREASY FEELING
IT WAS TRICKLING DOWN
AND INCREDIBLY BROWN
THE SHART IN THE MART
IT STANK UP THE WHOLE TOWN
O' SAY DOES THAT SHITE SPANGLED
MOTORCART YET DRIVE
O'ER THE LAND OF THE SHAAAART
AND THE HOME OF THE MUUUUTTT

>>212400633 (OP)
How come despite all these gimmick events, UFC still doesn’t have their version of rumble in the jungle or thrilla in Manila? An iconic fight that goes down in history and everyone knows it? Is it just because UFC is still too young

>>212400633 (OP)
That’s Christian, trad, and conservative. Hopefully they got Zac Brown to play a live version of Chicken Fried. Can’t wait. Gonna be great.

>>212400813
That is, unironically, where /tv/ comes in. Zack Snyder was hired to hype up the UFC with a movie about a random guy who gets to become the champion of a title, with UFC creating a new event for it. The intention is to bring eyes to the fighters themselves as well the events.

>>212400813
if you go look for old boxing fights like ali vs foreman, they'd just fight and fight and fight to the point where they were completely exhausted and pretty much taking turns punching eachother in the later rounds. much more entertaining than the short levels of violence you'll see in the ufc.

>>212400718
this implies that a common man is a numbskull imbecile who deserves this Idiocracy shit

>>212401252
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST HOLD A FIGHTING EVENT FOR THE COMMON MAN, YOU NEED TO HOLD A GENDER REAFFIRMING SURGERY PARADE INSTEAD

>>212401202
Yeah and that's why Ali was so fucked up in his old age

>>212401278
You shouldn't be doing either, it's retarded undignified clown shit.

>>212401324
that you know minutiae about his life is proof it was worth it

>>212401252
He is and he does.

>>212400633 (OP)
Literal bread and circus.
>>212400670
>I find it hilarious the cross over between the US presidency
I'm convinced Indians are running the domestic policy of this country while Jews run the foreign policy.
>>212401278
Lucky for you, in this country we do both depending on what state you're in.

>>212401333
>dignified
>politics
HAHAHAHHA

Will there be bimbos in stars n stripes bikinis and F16s in the background?

>>212401252
>a common man is a numbskull imbecile who deserves this
In America, yes. The average American these days is a ~90 iq mutt with zero connection to any actual culture or history. Old Stock White like me just have to quietly watch and suffer, i.e picrel.

>>212400633 (OP)
the quarter millennial is going to be such fucking kino with trump in office, he's a showman, imagine what kind of lame shit sleepy joe would have done

>>212401399
It will be F35s to keep the grabblers happy.

>>212400633 (OP)
I really don't care about his politics, but what sucks about him is the total loss of decorum and redneckization of all institutions. It's not worse than Bill Clinton getting a blowjob in the oval office yet but it's getting dangerously close.

>>212400633 (OP)
Each side always thinks that Idiocracy is about the other side.

>>212400633 (OP)
I guess everyone forgot that during Easter the white house, Biden white house, hosted trannies who were taking out their man boob jobs and twerking while kids were doing an egg hunt

>>212401472
what an incredibly wretched, vile and effete mindset. allowing politicians to get away with everything just because they "look nice" is exactly what led to the world's current ills to begin with including trump. you'd probably let someone murder your family as long as they did so with dignified etiquette

>>212401517
I just want my country to not be ran by retards and stage retarded things by and with retarded people. Is that too much to ask?

>>212401561
NTA but that's a false dichotomy. You can hate people being scummy and trashy at the same time.

>>212401561
Pretty sure they got away with corruption thanks to their inside connections and knowledge and collaborating with the ultra wealthy but that doesn't excuse turning the country's political institutions into a monster truck show. You will never see MMA fights in Zhongnanhai

>>212401561
Degenerate white trash are the ultimate niggercattle and you’re probably one. Hierarchies exist for a reason and letting you swarthoids into government was the vessel by which Jewish control was woven into tradition institutions.

Aversion to etiquette is aversion to white people.

>>212401726
>[lies]
cool story bro

>>212400664
>Connor planning his return
>Jon Jones wants back in
if either of those two things materalise it'll be a dumpster-fire

>>212400633 (OP)
love seeing fags get triggered by this.

>>212400633 (OP)
>reconstitutes the Roman Empire
>somehow the bad guy
yes, all of you are wrong

>>212402172
I'm pretty sure the Romans didn't like Jews

>>212402198
here's your posted it again award

>>212402198
Trump is the biggest Jew cocksucker since George W. Bush.

>>212400633 (OP)
You just know he supports Russian UFC fighters

>>212402252
Something you want the people seeing kike?

>>212402280
>Russian UFC fighters
Those are just churkas.

>>212402264
You forgot Biden

>>212402293
It's just annoying having complete retards clog up every single thread with this as if anyone doesn't know already.

>>212402342
nice try moshe

>>212402264
and you forgot Obama. That's two presidents and 12 years. Kind of a long time period to gloss over. What did you mean by this?

>>212402363
>everyone who calls me a complete fucking retard is a jew
>they're only 2% of the population
choose 1

>>212402366
WTF my mom said Obama was Muslim

>>212402366
>>212402321
>>212402198
What do the tiny hat people want with the presidents of the united states?

>>212402394
money

>>212402381
don't start kvetching at me!

>>212401252
Unfortunately this is the state of the current US yeah

>>212402366
>muh red vs. blue
It's all the same shit you retard

>>212402528
>dae le republicans are jew cocksuckers who suck jew cocks???
>democrats are exactly the same
>wooooahhh buddy they're all the same
kill yourself

>>212402302
He likes Khabib

>>212402552
they are you literal cock sucking faggot

>>212400633 (OP)
America was built on LARPing as Rome might as well do some gladiator games in the waning years

>>212402579
How fucking retarded do you have to be to point this out by replying to a post where I point this out? It's almost as if you're upset I am and are trying to distract from showing that both sides being the same means that the other side is also like this.

>>212401413
If this isn't ironic it's 10x as hilarious.

>>212400633 (OP)
God Bless President Trump

>THE LEFT WANTS TO SEE ISRAEL FALL
>WELL WE'RE NOT GONNA LET THAT HAPPEN, BROTHER
>HULKAMANIA IS GONNA MAKE ISRAEL GREAT AGAIN

>>212400633 (OP)
Half the card is going to be Brazilians & Central Asians, isn't it?

>>212403052
>/pol/ voted for this

The US is reaching unseen levels of clownmaxxing lol

Outdoor events are always a cluster fuck. Every single one gets shit on by the fighters afterward.

>>212401252
He said the common man, not the wise man anon. If wisdom was common it wouldn't be called wisdom.

>>212401413
You know what that makes you? A Comanche. I wish I could shake your hand.

>>212400633 (OP)
Late empire bread and circus Trump is a cynical motherfucker

>>212402198
And where are they now?

>>212403959
You're looking at em, asshole.

>>212403959
Post-temple Talmudic jews aren't true jews of course. Major identity crisis for a fallen and cursed people.

>>212401386
>I'm convinced Indians are running the domestic policy of this country while Jews run the foreign policy.
Domestic is just Chatgpt, so yeah Indians. You are also right about the foreign policy.

>>212400633 (OP)
>this nigger complaining about Trump holding a professional UFC fight at the white house

>>212400633 (OP)
Based Trump trolling the libs again

>>212402528
>muh red vs. blue
>It's all the same shit you retard
Anon is only focusing on the red.

>>212401278
>you gotta chooooose
>trannies or braindead punchies bro you gotta choose
>kikes or muds bro you gotta CHOOOSE
>left or right bro you GOTTA CHOOSE
>AAAAAH I’M CHOOSING! I’M SIDING WITH THE ONE OR THE OTHER!!!

>>212401278
The difference is that one is real and the other is your imagination

>>212401278
Holy shit Ivan you're right, if we don't hold a UFC tournament at the white house they're going perform a sex change operation (at the white house) instead!

I love israeli kvetching/tv/ threads

They’ve been vindicated since 2016

>>212405439
I noticed all the anti-Trump threads disappeared on Oct. 7. Almost like (((they)) know he's on the verge of uncoupling America from AIPAC.

>It wasn't supposed to be a documentary

>>212400813
Internet killed mono pop culture.

>>212401580
If and when Vance takes over, you might get your wishes. He's about about as plain as a bologna sandwich

>>212402366
Lol no literally half of Trump's family is Jewish.

>>212405633
And /pol/ denies it

>>212404784
And what has not choosing done for you? Did it stop it? Do fencesitters go to some special fence sitting camp to become this retarded?

>>212405075
>tournament
Jesus Christ. At least attempt to know what you’re talking about.

>>212400718
This. It's just a bit of fun, who cares?

>>212401202
All contact sports are like this now, it's sad. Hockey, boxing, football - they're all uber safe and sanitized shells of what they once were

>>212400633 (OP)
Yeah, I know this isn't as classy as Democrats hosting drag shows. Shut the fuck up.