Dead Careers - /tv/ (#212401253) [Archived: 855 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:30:47 AM No.212401253
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md5: c277b97cc42f742b2cd167f82f7c4937๐Ÿ”
Starting off...
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:33:34 AM No.212402461
Kinda cute in a tomboyish way
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:40:20 AM No.212402558
>>212401253 (OP)
Everyone is memeing and laughing but I still genuinely think this is fucking tragic
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:42:53 AM No.212402598
>>212401253 (OP)
Did anyone ever notice that Elliot Page looks a lot like a young Ellen Page? Pretty striking resemblance if you ask me
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:16:31 AM No.212403914
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md5: 2ead8488e15372d1aa6ff6ed3b2e2420๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>212412184
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:23:48 AM No.212404007
>>212402558
She was one of my early crushes. At least due to that I could technically check bisexual on my university entry (along with african-american and jewish so I can shoot three-pointers and drink free shooters)
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:26:47 AM No.212404042
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md5: c08b203e7760914836c2135d44bb196b๐Ÿ”
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:28:18 AM No.212404063
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:29:50 AM No.212404089
>>212401253 (OP)
>Wildwood
Jesus Christ raimi...
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:18:08 PM No.212404840
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md5: 11820e0e34399fb956cb102039dee90e๐Ÿ”
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:29:18 PM No.212406714
>>212401253 (OP)
Who is that Chadly guy?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:49:33 PM No.212407003
>>212404007
Are you gay or lesbian.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:06:29 PM No.212407267
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md5: 1f4ceed6e520c1fb5b90c674cf430fd3๐Ÿ”
>>212401253 (OP)
I miss her
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:12:33 PM No.212407373
>>212404840
>>212404042
It doesn't work when the person is literally dead
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:45:07 PM No.212407950
lautner
lautner
md5: a442ca5da5abc903cc91716d2462d0a2๐Ÿ”
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:50:55 PM No.212408046
>>212402558
I miss her so much bros.
Replies: >>212408297
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:00:51 PM No.212408222
>>212402558
Fuckin' way she goes, boys.
Replies: >>212408297
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:04:30 PM No.212408297
>>212408222
>>212408046
>>212407267
>>212402558
Her boobs are out there somewhere. Just think about that.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:44:24 PM No.212409096
>>212408297
theres nothing stopping you from posting them anon...
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:32:19 PM No.212410139
>>212407267
Lmao that forehead
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:41:07 PM No.212410338
>>212408297
Yes they are. In a landfill somewhere.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:42:39 PM No.212410377
>>212408297
>>212410338
Actually medical waste is disposed of in an incinerator in the hospital, for safety.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:47:54 PM No.212410521
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md5: bb0c4117ca51c08addf47abfe25b1166๐Ÿ”
good news! he got a gf (unlike you guys) she's the one on the left
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:53:03 PM No.212410666
>>212410521
>slamming clams together
>I'M A BOY, ACTUALLY!
I'll never get transgender "straight" relationships. You're in a homosexual relationship with extra steps.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:57:26 PM No.212410765
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md5: 47655402cb5e61dfc8b569089be2ea4d๐Ÿ”
>>212410666
Elliot may have one of these
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:58:40 PM No.212410802
>>212401253 (OP)
He cute.
Name?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:00:43 PM No.212410849
>>212410765
spoiler that shit!
i m gooning.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:02:35 PM No.212410894
>>212410765
What the fuck man, the end of times are near
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:03:42 PM No.212410924
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:04:10 PM No.212410932
>>212410765
What a goddamn nightmare
You'd be better off dead than being mutilated like that
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:04:14 PM No.212410935
>>212402558
canโ€™t people do both? Laugh, meme, and still think something is tragic? It is stupid what she did to herself, but that doesnโ€™t mean you canโ€™t also have a giggle at how absurd our shithole of a planet has become.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:04:51 PM No.212410949
>>212401253 (OP)
If you had to choose between being who you are and having a job, which would you choose?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:05:32 PM No.212410962
>>212410765
Lmao women think this is average flaccid dick size
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:09:02 PM No.212411046
>>212410521
girlfriend? Guess โ€œElliotโ€ better wear โ€œhisโ€ protection, or sheโ€™ll get knocked up. Since it isnโ€™t just two mental cases masturbating together or anything. Definitely qualifies as a boyfriend and girlfriend thing here, yes siree.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:10:30 PM No.212411081
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md5: 280aeb4e166de7ce5c917d17c6ef65c5๐Ÿ”
>>212410765
Not a mental illness btw
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:12:26 PM No.212411128
>>212410962
that thing can't get hard.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:20:35 PM No.212411340
>>212410765
What's with the arm? Are they installing a grenade launcher from Cyberpunk 2077?
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:33:17 PM No.212411643
>>212411340
harvesting skin for the frankenpenis

sometimes they take if from the thighs too
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:36:26 PM No.212411714
>>212411081
Gender swap surgeries are fucking awful and should be illegal
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:36:43 PM No.212411728
>>212411081
For those who are curious, those ridges on the sides, that's the ballsack.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:38:03 PM No.212411779
>>212407950
Did he even have a career? He was known as the Werewolf boy in the Teenage Vampire movie, did one solo-leading-movie (which flopped) and fell off the face of the Hollywood Earth once the vampire movie franchise ended.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:50:04 PM No.212412099
>>212407950
>lautner
>>212411779


he has had 33 acting credits since Twilight. The last one in 2022, and he has a role in an upcoming movie.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:51:27 PM No.212412136
>>212407373
Why not? Do their careers keep going after they die?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:52:37 PM No.212412162
>>212401253 (OP)
Unlike all you faggots, I could have saved her.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:53:37 PM No.212412184
>>212403914
I thought the Bee was christian. Why would they post such a mean thing?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:54:38 PM No.212412217
>>212407267
Cringe.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:57:16 PM No.212412297
>>212402558
It's tragic that she's severely mentally ill and probably going to kill herself, but I'm still going to laugh at her 5ft ass trying to look tough in photos.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:07:41 PM No.212412616
>>212412099
He's had fuck all roles since the last Twilight movie and outside of television they've all been bit parts or roles movies produced by Adam Sandler. Hell Adam Sandler is the only reason he's still getting work.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:32:13 PM No.212413308
>>212407950
I'm 5'11 which is cringe, but if I were 5'7 it might be over for my life. Nigga was shredded and his career got killed because of one picture.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:33:17 PM No.212413345
>>212410765
>>212411081
leftists find this beautiful
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:00:32 PM No.212414091
>>212402558
memeing and laughing are coping mechanisms pretty much, mostly everybody feels the same way
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:03:01 PM No.212414141
>>212402558
She's the product of unloving parenting, the less is to be an involved parent.