Thread 212401766

fake ones freeze global
real ones burn local

>>212401766 (OP)
This guy is tough as fuck in real life.

>>212401784
He's a pampered kike from a wealthy family who's never been in a fight in his life

>>212401766 (OP)
>fresh air
What am I saying, Americans do believe that fresh air and trucks spewing smoke are not mutually exclusive.

>>212401804
All jokes aside, Jon Bernthal is actually a pretty good boxer. He visited my gym in the Bronx and sparred one of the young bulls at our gym. Almost knocked him out so we had to let big B know to go easy on the young cat. Jon Bernthal is an honest guy with blue collar roots. He’s so relatable and cool. He’s not Jewish. He’s catholic I think.

>>212401804
Nah he a real one. Read about his past.

>>212401804
Hey asshole no OOC posts without an OOC tag.

>>212401804
you wouldn't say that to his face

don't freeze
global inside

>>212401841
So much of the time comment are over embellished or so self righteous that it offends or angers people...
I'm not Jon Bernthal but I want to tell you that Ur message was good, it felt pure and straight from Ur heart and that is so rare in today's world of social media.
In other words Ur comment was a "REAL ONE"
Peace my Brother.

can you imagine having to be stuck in a tank with this guy and shia labeouf for an entire year, just listening to their combined bullshit

no wonder brad beat his family

>>212401843
I did which is how I know he's a spoiled baby kike. You should read about his past

How do you stop him from throwing the fork?

>>212401841
>Jonathan Edward Bernthal was born in Washington, D.C. on September 20, 1976, to a Jewish family. He is the son of Joan Lurie (née Marx) and Eric Lawrence "Rick" Bernthal, a former lawyer with Latham & Watkins LLP and chair of the board of directors for The Humane Society of the United States until 2019. His paternal grandfather was musician and producer Murray Bernthal (1911–2010). He has two brothers: Nicholas, an orthopedic surgeon and professor at UCLA, and Thomas, a consulting agency CEO who is married to former Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Bernthal

In the heart of a working-class hood, where cracked sidewalks tell stories and Sunday dinners feed families, there’s a code passed down like scripture, whispered in garages and barbershops: "Only real ones burn local."

Jonny B knew the code. Southside born, Italian blood, Catholic raised. His momma lit candles for the Saints every Sunday, his pops came home with busted knuckles and calloused hands from the docks. He grew up with gravel in his voice and fire in his gut. No silver spoon—just family, faith, hard-work and hustle.

Jonny boxed his way up—scraps in church basements, golden gloves in dusty gyms. He worked days as a blue-collar, nights under streetlights, and Sundays in the pew, whispering “Ave Marias” with bruised ribs. Wore the same beat-up hoodie and steel-toes from his warehouse job to his sparring matches. Never folded. Never forgot where he came from.

While the fakes chased clout and burned flashy imports, Jonny stayed humble, and loyal. Local cigars. Local joints. Local love. You wouldn’t catch him puffin' on some imported nonsense or reppin' brands that never gave back. He spent his paper at Sal’s Deli, hit up Gio’s Auto for tune-ups, and kept Mass on Sundays—even when his knuckles were busted and his ribs hurt from the ring. That’s how he spotted the fakes.

They'd pull up in rentals, wear brands with no soul, talk a lot but knew nothing about respect. No roots. No story. You’d never see them eat with their hands, help an old lady cross the street, or light a candle for their nonno. They freezed global.

Jonny didn’t have to say much. He’d just shake his head, puff slow on a local hand-rolled and say,
“Only real ones burn local.” That’s how the OGs knew.

Now he’s a quiet legend in the neighborhood. Still showing up and mentoring kids at the rec center, bringing cannolis to the old-timers and sliding a few extra bucks to the struggling single mom two doors down. No fame. No filters. Just respect earned in sweat and smoke.

Real recognize real.

>>212402635
Calm down hemmingway, this isnt your personal blog. Summarize your point in 10 words or less, or I aint reading

>>212402707
real ones burn local, and jon is the realest one

>>212402723
Thanks, grok

>>212402707
>Calm down hemmingway, this isnt your personal blog. Summarize your point in 10 words or less, or I aint reading
Alright, listen up. Here's the deal, ten words or less, just for you, pal:
I cut the crap, gave you the facts, no blog.
globally freezing

>>212401804
Nah he's hard as fuck IRL. My buddy met him at a bar once
>Jon walks in with some tough looking dudes, big muscular guys in leather
>buddy recognizes him right away
>starts giving Jon the crazy eye
>Jon notices and walks over to him, then says, "Hey man, are we cool? Or am I gonna have to take you outside and tear your ass apart?"
>my friend actually fucking says, "I guess you're just gonna have to tear my ass apart"
>they went out into the alley together and my friend couldn't walk for days
They actually became friends after this, though. Now whenever Jon's in town, he hits my friend up and they spend the weekend hanging out.

>>212402072
I would listen to what he had to say, and that's what no one did.

he could play Raynor from Starcraft

Jon is based. A passionate actor and a family man wading through the sludge of Hollywood degeneracy with a smile on his face. Haters will always hate.

We stay positive and burn local plain and simple.

With all the shit going on in the world you choose to get pissed off at Bernthal? Get a grip

>>212402916
>Jon was with big guys in leather here to tear your ass apart
>Friend couldn't walk for days
I believe it

There should be a podcast series called "Cute Ones" and it's just Xochee interviewing girls and encouraging them to "yearn local" and date older white guys.

>>212401804
Is it just me or is it chilly in here?

>>212401804
Wow a cold wind blows. Wind chill factor increasing.

I dunno about y’all but ima spark up a local blunt and stay gully.

Ay man let me tell you smthn, it's not about how cold the world outside your local is, but how hot you can make it on your own. Always burn local brother hooah.

>>212401766 (OP)
>>212401841
>>212401804
>>212402916
>5'9
>tough

>>212404192
Leg lengthening surgery and ab implants could save him.

I don't trust people. Take naps.

>>212403821
She is so cute. Makes me sick

>>212402916
>>Jon walks in with some tough looking dudes, big muscular guys in leather
lmao picrel

>>212403821
Based cleaning lady, she can clean my toilet pipes any time. My penis, get it? Ha ha, ha.

>>212402916
I guess you could say... your friend got... locally scorched...

>>212403821
is racemixing for real ones?
burn low-coal
not local

burn local, pay the toll

>>212401766 (OP)
DOES HERMAN KNOW YOU FREEZE GLOBAL?

>>212403821
But Sochee is lesbian so she would just end up molesting the guests.

JB is based and i'm tired of pretending he is some kind of villain or lame.

The biggest lames are those that have no passion for what they do and spend their time insulting a good, salt of the earth type of guy that brings joy to millions. Burn Local for life

>>212407400
>having that hairline at 50
surely it must be a hair transplant?

>>212407437
He just kept it gully

>>212402916
That friend in question? Yep...

>>212402916
Was that a gay bar? Shit, gonorrhoea can be painful the first time you get it. I hope your friend is doing fine now

Love reading these threads in the morning.

>>212406116
Oh no, who could have foreseen such terrible outcome!

>>212401766 (OP)
He looks like some cholo from Blood In, Blood Out

>>212403821
First guest

>>212408934
they used actors and posers in that movie
jb is a real g

I met Jon in St Louis a few years ago at a basketball court. He kind of fucked up the game with how good he is on defence desu. It was like a prime Marcus Camby out there.

That nigga dont play on D fr

Where was Jonny during the sweltering summer of 1992?

>>212402916
I recognized the Always Sunny reference

>>212409269
Keeping the pace in his neighborhood as crime ran rampant around it.

Just saw this flick, and all I could think about is how things wouldn't have gone down the way they did if Jonny B was in it

bump

Sup boys. Enjoyed teh threads yesterday. Gonna burn local and be a real one.

>>212411000
JB is only about 50 now. I hope you're ready for 40 more years of daily threads.

let's meme the Punisher to super-A-list status

>>212411111
This is the only sane course of action.

We turn J Breezy into an A-lister to make the hater's seethe and simultaneously meme the burn local lifestyle and message into the public consciousness.

>>212411111
Thats right. Gonna get a workout out in. Get strong. Not for vanity, but so I can be the strong man in the community. The one that looks after people.

>>212411133
The weak. The ironic. They will always laugh at people who look at the world as what it is and not shy away from it, but take on the responsibilities that they must. The more people make jokes, the better.

>>212411393
Keeping it gully isn't just a daily practice. Its a lifestyle, a calling.

We won't stop until everyone is burning local and Big B is raising the Best Actor Oscar above his head

>>212411468
The artists, man, they sense what is coming. Winter is coming. The global freeze. When humanity and civilization just stops and hibernates. But nah, we know what coming and we have the solution. Burn local. Keep the community energized and loving. Thaw the freeze.

>>212401766 (OP)
Stop sucking his dick, he doesn't read this board

>>212412068
We are imbued by his message. We will carry on the burn local traditions and customs, keeping it gully always and staying positive and passionate about our communities.

burn local