Mints impending rape edition

>>212396773

imagine you cum in ellie and she lets out a wilhelm scream

Bye Pedophiles

>>212401969
lol

>>212401970
cute jumper

I think I have a cavity and it hurts

>>212401970
>>212401978
she did the thing

>>212401970
referencing this?

>>212401738

>>212401969
first actually funny post from a claire and/or elliefag

she should ask her man Jet for a new computer

>>212401978
does she have an Amazon wishlist or other way i can continue to buy her expensive presents?

ellie really did mog the tank
>made Sam break frame, first time ever
>friendzoned jet
>was the best contestant doing very little, hadn't even reached her potential
>prettiest fish of all time
>got fully doxed and it only made her seem cooler and based
>doxxed her airpod thief
>best offseason content

my poop was strange

>>212401970
>>212401978

I LIKEDA WHEN CELEBRIDEES DO DIS

What's with the throoding? Old one hadn't hit the bump limit by a long shot.

>>212401992
you gotta brush your teeth dogg-E
don't get moogled by cavities

>>212401969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUL5w91dzbo

>>212402007
Sad

>>212402010
>break frame
What did you mean by this?

i say "lol" irl when something is funny enough to say it's funny but not funny enough to laugh, maybe a small giggle. if something is funny enough to make me laugh hard enough i never say "lol"

shoovy was a nobody until he hooked up with ice poseidon
now hes a star and hes fucking a beautiful onlyfans slut

Ellie getting embarrassed by the simping and blushing

Playlist of Cole's music:

https://gofile.io/d/3itlMc
https://gofile.io/d/3itlMc
https://gofile.io/d/3itlMc

>>212401957 (OP)
ayo is dis same gril?
>>212401284

>>212401992
it's so over

>>212402031
top of his head is too flat

cams back up

>>212401738
wanna know why this dumb nigger is pushing for mini pcs when for around the same price as the AI X1 Pro Housefire Special you can get a laptop with a 4060 at the very least which is an ass card but it blows any igpu out of the fuckin water

>>212401998
some other people might have sent her suggestions another anon was doing it

>>212402041
you should stop saying lol in real life

Just finished Part 2 of the ADL documentary.
Fuck Jon. Could never imagine myself working with that mush mouthed animal. This mac character is a pussy for not knocking his teeth out.

Way better than part 1. Anyone know when part 3 is coming out?

>>212402066
how to dm, does she not have it turned off?

>>212401992
try xylitol gum out for a while. maybe add more oregano and coconut oil to your diet

zero chance ellie doesnt have a mac. her referring to it as a "PC" is just more simp pandering

Someone gift that babyfag a better pc.

>>212402053
wow they fired jet and put claire in charge I see

>>212402074
Hi Frank

What should I dm Trish about to make he like me

I'm a tattoo virgin do you think she'd like popping my cherry

>>212402069
..... nnaaahhhhh

>>212402074
Link please?

>>212402081
theres a way but i think you have to be in her friend list
Shes smart about controlling msgs otherwise shed just get flooded with shit.

>>212402031
>Benchpwessing in the squat wack

>>212402044
does she blush or cringe? ellie i need to know

>>212402045
The vocaroo era was fun

elliefags are so pathetic. literally just a generic asian woman with no personality and you're pitching a simpfit. there are 1000 ellies on the streets in your nearest chinatown. quit freaking out over this specific one and just go get one if you like them so much.

>>212401969
lmao

>>212402113
that's a smith machine you dyel

>>212402105
Tell her you're a big Cole fan

>>212402124
but shes so nice on stream

>>212402124
she no chinese, she vietcong

>>212402074

>>212402124
fishtank brother

Ellie pointing a gun at her window because she heard my footsteps

why is there no season 3 on their website?

Jon won
Jet won
Klaus won
Mints won
Maejok won
Jimmy won
Cole won
Bill won

/ftl/ lost
Sam lost
Ben lost
Ellie lost
Freddy lost
Frank lost
Greg lost
rv_dubs lost

Asking my mom earnestly if I'm coddled nontent and she just starts sobbing

>>212402124
these guys don't go outside

>>212402096
frank is a pussy for wanting to ban jon
>>212402111
last chapter is anger inducing
https://rumble.com/v6vrmmf-hell-house-the-downfall-of-adl-part-ii.html

>>212402153
same reason there wont be a season 4 soon

Imagine Ellie face down and spreading her cheeks and just gazing at the beauty, like in a movie where God comes down from heaven and is surrounded by light and angels are singing 'aaaaa'

>>212402153
Jetvhates s3 because no one wanted to have sec with him. Even uggo granny binx was just lusting after luke

>>212402074
Did his fake nonprofit get covered?

>>212402180
and then Jet enters

this is botted to fuck. time to pull it. /bant/ time.

>ellie updates 1 hr later showing off guns she bought with the 12k
god bless america

>>212402124
posted it again award

>>212402206
pics?

>>212402146
why was jon okay with this dude giving coke and booze to mary?

>>212402200
even better. I get laid and I get to beat the shit out of jet neptune while his crush watches

so did the wood have metal in it or nah?

>>212402173
>frank is a pussy for wanting to ban jon
he was trolling dumbass. he just pops in and says yeah we should permaban him. he's just being an asshole to be funny. if he actually got permabanned or not, he wouldn't give a fuck.

Ellie forget the E-Girl arc, just setup a 24/7 livestream of your hamster tank and let people send them TTS and each month kill the most boring one.

>>212402200
Kino

>>212402206
>"Lock n load bitches"

>>212402206
she should >>212396080
vietcong looking bitch should protect herself from fat americans

>>212402218
Who is this guy, idk who he is, I only know sammy

Ellie could do guns like Zedra. Like a Vietcong gun hoe

>>212402183
in like the first 5 minutes of part 1 yeah, but not really much was said

>>212402042
Based
Proud of that nigga
Letty too even though she doesn't really deserve it

>>212402105
Tattoos are stupid clown shit bro

>>212402188
He just oozes "winner." Every dance move is a win with this guy.

>>212402256
LMAO
>sees post
>heads straight to the gun store

Ellie hymen status -intact
Ellie anal virginity status -intact
Ellie throat status -unbruised

>>212402260
Just no dogshit tattoos.

>>212402238
Said this before and i will say it again try ons i dont care about women's opinions other than them being cute.

>>212402256
that shit was fake retard

>>212402234
shutup frank you're fat and your gf isn't even as old as Ellie yet fuckin weirdo

I always get the urge to hit the fish up in the dms mostly the girls and offer to build them a pc. They have to pay for it but i'll offer a discount id make sure everything is properly done and no stupid specs they don't need and install windows 11 for them. Would this be viable going forward

>>212402105
Just be tall

>>212402135
Look at how it's set up. What the fuck was he even doing in there?

>>212402257
His name was Austin, he was jon's friend doing coke with Jon, Sammy, and Van bought with the sponsor money. He was supposedly on probation as per the hotmic. He also continuously offered coke and booze to the 19 year old on set.

>>212402278
>>212402290
How tall is Peter? I'm 6 foot.

>>212402046
no thats jupiter

>>212402272
this nigga is so kino

ellie do not get a fucking mac if you read that post by that faggot that suggested a mac
>>212402289
no one buy a mac

Gigi is probably helping her. Gigi did streaming on twitch for simp farm

>>212402238

whos the gay faggot boomer telling a girl to get implants to make money?

he clearly hasnt been on pmvheaven or tt or ig or youtube or anything filled with bratty pedobait dilfs making BANK

>>212402268
hes fucking xena im legit impressed by him

Season 3 was the best of the main seasons because it objectively, no question had the most amount of Tit Meat all throughout. Season 4 failed because everyone was flat.

>>212402074
yea the mac guy looked like a fat homosexual so I stopped watching

>>212402318
too late im buying a mac

>people dogpile jon and adl like hyenas that smell rotten flesh

>>212402318
She likes Mac because Mac cute

>>212402305
6' 3" i think

Bill Ottoman finishing up a good ab workout and saying "that's gonna hurt in the morning"

>>212402310
>jupiter

her twitter pls?

also someone showed Vance or Vince from the black drug dealer skit in episode 3, but i cant find his either

>>212402335
I tried to warn you

>>212401970
She's so fucking cringe. You guys really fall for this?

>>212402299
Austin is cool, mac/gavin is mad that he wasnt invited to the marshal club

>>212402335
nice, you will look very cite with a mac ellie and a boba tea

macs are fine if you're not doing nerd shit on your computer

My Ellie obsession has gotten unhealthy guys I just stare at her ig and kick chat waiting for Ellie updates. How do I quit this place

>>212402298
the classic incline bench hip thrust
or he was just doing incline bench press and moved the seat back before taking the photo

>>212402287
I'm not him but is he actually dating an underage girl?

>>212402350
threads would be dead otherwise, things are starting to look grim

>>212402365
sorry brother its too late just accept it

anyone arguing against buying a mac is because they cant afford one

my mac studio will mop the floor with any of your sorry ass slapped together garbage

>>212402326
Some brazilian monkey

>>212402364
yeah but why wouldn't you be doing nerd shit on your computer in 20XX, non-nerd shit is for phones these days

ayo mm is crazy

its fun though

>>212402365
well if you like raped nontent so much, you can just look in a mirror all day

i was a mac kid in the 90s up until about 2006-10 then i started getting pcs.
Id still get a mac
Right now i have a very cool prebuilt mini gaming pc and i use an ipad to shitpost up a storm on 4chan

>>212402383

Show's over, back to /bant/!!!!!!!!

>>212402377
Macs suck ass for streaming.

>>212402382
because nerd shit is for nerds

>>212402365
One day, she will go live and you will hate her.

>>212402398
thats just not a thing

>>212402364
mac is good if you're a total zogbot completely and utterly foreveriel cucked npc with 0 brain and 0 soul and no internal monologue and aphantasia

>>212402398
what's a good streaming laptop? thinkpad?

>>212402010
>pick me
>you pick her

>>212402288
They are all going to assume you're loading it with keyloggers and webcam spy exploits.

>>212402393
erm actually

I liked your playlist Cole

angie is a good woman

>>212402377
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MAC FAGGOTS ARE SO FUCKING RETARDED
THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE BITCH

>>212402412
how so

I keep having fishtank dreams. More so than other seasons. I feel like rose from titanic. I get it now. When shit just gets cut off like that it stays in your head longer.
>don't cry because it's over, smile because it ha-ACK!!!!!!! IT ACTUALLY NEVER HAPPENED SHOW'S CANCELLED

What's your favorite day of Fishtank?

>>212402377
get owned by gimp

Just put Gigi on stream

>>212402443
day 43

https://strawpoll.com/05ZdzaPOQn6
https://strawpoll.com/05ZdzaPOQn6
https://strawpoll.com/05ZdzaPOQn6

I just had a dream where Sam told me to go get a skill

>>212402420
The show is over and we’re giving up.

>>212402390
My only computer was a mac as a kid in the 90s and very early 2000s and I wanted to hang myself with a noose every single day

heres this cute eleanor

>>212402439
that's fucked up. what kind of sick fucked up dreams are you having, retard?

>>212401830
Yea but you're ugly and an incel
>>212402140
>>212402161
Fax
>>212402273
Retard

>>212402364
thing is you can do nerd shit on a mac. you can run both linux and windows on your mac

>>212402434
because if you are the person I described, then macs are perfect for you because they're made for retard cattle to get scammed

>>212402457
why isn't suicide on the poll? had to go with none of the above

>>212402443
ngl I thought the wigger crew actually designed the house to look like that but that's just how the house looked originally

>>212402418
They are all going to know*

>>212402418
They can check the hashes and confirm it's untampered with

>>212402477
you meant to reply to the post above mine
>>212402272

>>212402492
they destroyed a beautiful new england home for no reason

>>212402390
PowerPC macs were kinda interesting, kinda wish they kept doing them instead of switching to Intel. The ARM ones would be cool if Apple didn't cuck the shit out of them by soldering storage and make you have to jump through ropes for Linuz

>>212402479
yeah and it will run like shit

>>212402492
all they did was slap some wallpaper on a couple walls and paint a few others and add the closet bunkbeds and /ftl/ thinks is a the greatest set of all time

>>212402500
Fax

Any Dan the man updates?

threads you can smell

>>212402479
if you're using other OSs then mac makes even less sense. why would you want a less powerful and more expensive PC?

Ellie just point your webcam at your bed so we can keep watching you sleep, it wont be weird I promise

>>212402462
>HWNDU was 8 years ago
>ellie was 10
this just dawned on me now lol

Linux is fucking gay too. complete waste of fucking life typing in lines and coding and learning the language etc etc coding your own drivers and shit 24/7 literally just working on making shit run 24/7 and fucking wasting your entire fucking life and being a fucking retarded tranny

>>212402525
too much nerd shit going on it's time to evacuate

>>212402042
She will likely double murder suicide shoovy and darius

Cuddling with Ellie. Holding hands with Ellie. Laughing at memes with Ellie. Getting a whiff of smelly Ellie pits after she hasn't showered for a week

>>212402535
not really it's a good way to learn python and other useful languages

>>212402510
That's my biggest issue with Apple. At least on their mac minis you can buy the bulk storage chips from china & install it yourself but you never know if Apple will fuck you over in a future update oh and their RAM upgrade prices. Biggest rip off ever

>>212402455

>>212402512
thats just not true. you can run them both natively

>>212402529
im not saying you have to or that you even should, just that you can. its not less powerful. the silicon mac builtin gpus are ai powerhouses. keep telling yourself you save a couple hundred dollars

>>212402544
python is worthless dogshit

>>212402530
me starring at her for hours while my empty brain ponders what im doing with my life is going to be weird

>>212402492
no, it didn't look like that originally. there's video of bex and others behind the scenes painting

>>212402540
tsmt

>>212402534
>>HWNDU was 8 years ago
>>ellie was 10

my brother was one of the OG Gentoo devs before he died remember the install gentoo meme

World is fucked when Linus dies. 80% of the Linux foundation are gpl violators who are competitors that donated a lot of money to be there

>uh why after the tank freddy is less popular than aryeh when in the tank he was loved
faggots, because in the tank, crazy normie is the way to bring content which for this audience means being abused and autists are nontent
but outside of the tank, you cant really control normal person
this is why after the tank, audience is closer to autist or retard that is easier to manipulate
daniel doesnt want to interact that much, aryeh is online all the time and talk to twitter fags, therefore he is more popular

>>212402546
shes a godly woman and i love her

>>212402518
it’s the greatest fishtank set, I don’t think anybody has said it’s the greatest set in general lol

>>212402546
uh... doesn't she have lip injections? doesn't that completely go against that philosophy?

FreeBSD is goat unironicthoughbeit

My sister was one of the guys who founded MDE

>>212402443
This is where season 2 peaked desu

Imagine being some old lady who painstakingly preserved her kitschy 70's home and then after you die, your grandchilden sell it to some wiggers who turned it into a peepeepoopoo torture porn set

>>212402581
yea he put that on a computer for me once
or maybe it was xkcd

Linux has it's place but if u linuxfags want it to take off & taken seriously you all have to agree to support a distro or two and focus on that. The second i can connect my audio stuff & play multiplayer games on there i'll give it a serious consideration

>>212402529
Macs are currently the most powerful ARM machines you can get. RISC is gonna change everything, after all.

i use a custom operating system that i designed called Scott Sullivan MMA Computer

i want to plap trish's pussy while she groans into a pillow

>>212402590
no wonder the town shut them down
the relatives are probably like wtf man why did you throw poop and chickens all over the walls and furniture

My desktop is a PC I built in 2016, I just update the hardware when it gets outdated.
My laptop is a 4 year old thinkpad, I have only bought used thinkpads every few years since 2011

Macs suck

>>212402590
i imagine a lot of houses in new england have rape dungeons.
I just get that vibe, boomers are sickos

>>212402618
i read "groans" as "gorans"

>>212402618
That's fair

hey ellie want to fly over from cali to new england to star in my rape dungeon porno my names Jep Trustgood

>/ftl/ - simping for submids and computer hardware discussion general

the Scott Sullivan MMA Computer operating system has capabilities beyond your wildest dreams

>>212402590
uh they sold it so maybe they should have kept it? if you care after you sold it you're a fucking complete retard.

>>212402618
wouldn't you rather fuck Betty's tight wholes while she whimpers like a gerbil and then pisses all over your crotch

>>212402628
During the cold war era the entire New England area was a huge nest of CIA and classified government activity. Towns like Sandy Hook etc. Lots of cult activity in those leafy woods.

1. who would be the most satisfying to rape
2. who would be the most satisfying to have sex with consensually

>>212402651
the mayli prophecy would be complete

How come Klaus never responds when you bring up his dead brother?

Ellie needs to be bouncing up and down my big white shemale cock!

>>212402657
can it fuck my wife?

>>212402443
Day 4/5 was pretty kino. Also, whatever night that Bliccy was there. And the finale.

S1:
>Damiel crashout
>Drunk POS night
>Frank arrival
>Fatty gets his whore/Frank shaves Vance's head
>Finale

S3:
>Smashing Pumpkins Night
>The day Smaack left
>Drunk POS night
>The Cell
>Alex Ogre/Wild Randy crashout
>FH2 ends

Is there an archive of pics made for every day of S1/S2/S3/S4?

keep offtop, faggots, /trash/ is not so far

>>212402659
Also, she sold them an illegal non compliant death trap.

>>212402628
you joke but one of my neighbors when I lived in NH got arrested for luring a girl from Craigslist over his home and he raped and tortured her in his basement for days before she escaped
me and some friends may or may not have thrown some rocks threw his windows after it made the news

>>212402534

>that serial rapists that was so bad it made the female fbi investigator kill herself
how bad could it be

>>212402673
many are saying this

>>212402680
Scott Sullivan MMA Computer's dick game is ferocious

>>212402671
the gigasovlnvke is that there is no Klaus and who we know is Klaus is his brother trapped in cybernetic purgatory, doomed to post about fishtank live for eternity

The people in Ellies offline kick chat are an interesting breed

last thread someone said "smaack if youre reading this blah blah blah" and that really tickled me the image of smaack lurking on 4chan

>>212402671
It doesn't bother me
I was thinking about my zoomer ex that OD'D earlier doh that is sad her upbringing was kinda rough like Abi's.

Ellie's body is a work of art and I want to appreciate every part of it with my tongue

>>212402671
i like to think that he feels a deep sense of shame for letting his brother die when he could've helped him but in reality he never gave a shit about him in the first place

>>212402717
send us to bant

KDZEAW

Now that the dust has settled.
What predictions are confirmed right?
What predictions are confirmed wrong?
>Right
She said ellie would leave in 3 weeks and she did
>Wrong
I dunno I gotta watch that part again because I don't remember what she said.

>>212402684
>Is there an archive of pics made for every day of S1/S2/S3/S4?
I wish, seems like they mostly get made at the beginning of each season.

>>212402704
they're trying to neg her now

>>212402641

>>212402704
some of her orbiters sound like 14 year olds

>>212402741
she told aryeh he'd be in SpongeBob and it's happening

Ellie wearing this on the first day of school

>>212402730
you can't save people from themselves d0g-E
It's sucks but that's life
He never told us he was suicidal anyway
I had to learn later from his friends and ex
I just have to keep living and stay clean
It's what he would want

>>212402671
lmfao

>>212402716
I'm sorry for both your losses it's one of the few things i condemn benleaks for

Which one of you losers is this?

>>212402749
she should molest them

>>212402757
silly yn goyette

>>212402741
Remember she had an ominous message for Jet and Ben but I don't know if they ever mentioned what it was specifically.

>>212402206
wasn't expecting ellie's school shooter arc but i'm here for it

>>212402757
KEK

>>212402695
lol

Jet Neptune grunting and humping away at Claires hairy snatch while Taxcins shitty rap music plays on a Bluetooth speaker

>>212402765
he's just an edgy incel he'll grow up someday
or maybe not
probably not (lol)

>>212402760
no you should join him

>>212402773
They're going to make Jet lose weight and grow out his hair in prison

>>212402749
bagel mode

>>212402780
nah they were prolly bumpin joeyyy

>>212402767
It's me, I haven't got much going for me in life rn

But thanks d0g.E I appreciate u

i just rapey raped claire! i just powned her pussy with my little pecker!

whats this about freddys dad fucking dogs

>>212402801
Jet coded

>>212402780
>scam the viewers for their cash
>cleh the type fish I smash

>>212402780
nah they were prolly bumpin action bronson. Why you always all on my back?
Why you gotta do me like that?
Why you gotta act like a bitch when I'm with you?
Baby girl I'm blue

i want to have consensual sex with JC and stare at her ass as she bounces up and down on my big white cock. this would occur in the yard near the dog house. as this is happening, trish walks from the living room to the stairs, slowing her walk ever so slightly as she takes in what's she's seeing. trish and i make eye contact as i begin cumming inside JC's tight pussy which continues to relentlessly bounce up and down. by the time i finish cumming, trish has disappeared up the stairs. this upsets me. my cock remains rock hard (i often need to cum twice in a row to feel satisfied). i toss JC aside (she's in a daze, body dripping sweat) and powerfully charge up the stairs to find trish, my cock bouncing back and forth. i immediately see that trish was lingering behind the wall to listen to me come, and she quickly turns to retreat to bedroom 1. i quickly chase after her and prevent her from closing the door. within seconds i have ripped at her clothes and she's screaming for someone -- anyone -- to help her. but no one is there, only me and my massive big white cock. as her panties are brutally ripped and her back forced down against the mattress, she knows there's no longer a purpose to her struggles; they are trivial against my masculine need to destroy her filipino pussy, which is now perfectly presenting itself to me. i invade without hesitation, and she's immediately lost and a mental haze of resistence and ecstacy. trish's pussy is getting plapped.

if i had a choice between hanging out with down syndrome people and Sam and the wiggers,
I'd pick the downs

>>212402801
LMFAOOOOOOOOO

>>212402828

>>212402828

>>212402828
alright but this would never actually happen because i would sprint in and stop you and beat you up

Ellie if you're reading this everything in this thread was generated by chatgpt and reality is a simulation.

>>212402836
good choice downies are based

>>212402206
that's actually kind of concerning.
>groomed on discord
>already doxxed someone, we don't really know how far she'll go for attention
>buys an assault rifle immediately
>thinks she's a guy or something
I'm sure it's fine though. Btw I'm definitely not condoning any evil shit to make that clear.

>>212402842
is there links to clips of airsoftfatty in the box?

>>212402859
no i am stronger

>>212402828
Was just saying this to my dad the other day

>>212402871
probably but i don't have them

season 2 was psychological

Ellie if you're reading this, your kick chat is right. You need MEGA tits. HUGE FUCKING TITS SQUIRTING MILK!

having consensual vanilla sex with jc, and then raping trish, is the most upside down unthinkable abuse of opportunity possible

>>212402882
Sam Hyde is not your dad anon

>>212402890
Carrying around big tits is bad for your back. I tried it when I transitioned and it wasn't for me

>>212402828
What the fuck, Cole

>>212402662
hear me out

>>212402890
We like aristocratic small breasts here

>>212402892
Trish was asking for it

Ellie never go under the knife you are perfect just how presumably god made you.

my uncle should be on fish tank he can do a trick where he puts coins on his elbow and catches them

I got baited by Frank into watching this ADL documentary. I'm 2 hours in, what a shitshow. Glad I didn't watch a second of it live.

>>212402888
season 2 was satanic

>>212402890
https://youtu.be/NMcBye4lOuA?si=09Zfp08xNeIbpm3H

>>212402915
Asians sprout from seeds in the ground and are harvested. Hapas too.

>>212402915
wait is she part korean
that's a bad sign if so
they love plastic surgery

bill ottman joining the aryan brotherhood in jail

>>212402888
not as psychological as bitchtank

pic related, its them

>>212402937
just like my pikmin games

>>212402943
Where he will used as a communal flashlight by the aryan brotherhood

>>212402938
only the ugly ones do, Ellie ain't ugly.

>>212402915
She said she was joking and SHE BETTER BE!

>>212402927
MILK

>>212402915
She already got a nose job anon

>>212402943
bill ottman becoming the lawyer for skrewdriver

Ellie if you're reading this Dude its me Tayleigh from season 2.

>>212402951
Oliver (I wish he was) Gay

you should still be hooked up to a milking machine Ellie at the WMAF ranch for the lols

>>212402892
see the thing is, JC is sexually insane. she's a whore. deep in her psychology is a need to fuck, to be humiliated, to be an object, to feel a white cock hit her cervix without hesitation. there's almost no emotion to it for her -- it's as necessary as eating, as setting an alarm, as taking out the trash. there would be no difference between consensual sex and rape to her. she can't *not* want it. and she needs to demonstrate this to me, hence her relentless bouncing -- up and down, up and down, it won't stop, it can't stop -- her cervix *will* receive cum. trish on the other hand is more sophisticated. there's a dance to be had, a contemplation. inhibition to be annihilated with such conviction that it never returns. she must be *convinced*. the resistence is necessary for the transformation.

bill ottman making you play reddit 50/50 with him

bill ottman showing increasingly risky behavior that makes his friends and family nervous

Doing the Tom & Jerry yell when I climax in bed with trish

Ellie if you're reading this i love my monkeys man benji and luna can't wait to watch you on their ipad

DUDE


WEED

Just got back from the future, took this pic of Ellie walking the streets of San Diego in 2033

>>212402989
you forgot "bro" at the end

please dont bog yourself ellie, like Olivia munn

>>212402927
this poor woman was virtually raped by milk glass emojis

>>212403043
lol

Watched the Augustine drinking sequence in the ADL documentary
That was really intense
With a good editor you could actually make a decent web series out of ADL
This documentary is probably a better product than season 4 honestly

>>212402421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSLJyYBRNV8

Goodnight Ellie! Sweet Dreams! <3

DR CROSS STATUS UPDATE???

>>212403079
still suckable he needs a lil otter husband

>>212402741
She said Direnc would have a big victory in a month

>>212403079
Unemployed and his favorite show is cancelled

>>212403079
they took his name off the employee list on that website
sooooo yeah idk 50/50 chance he got fired or just asked his boss to take it down temporarily

>>212402927
such a dumb bitch, does she not realise the people spamming milk are dehumanising themselves.
They are jeet coded

>>212403079
he’s just mr. cross now

>>212402927
milk against her will

>>212403104
>I want to connect with you guys and have deep conversations
bitch get a husband or some friends wtf you're famous for your GIANT TITS

>>212403016

https://youtu.be/z2xsbmBn09g?si=QW_IA7c0T9yTgQy8

>>212403070
Damn that's crazy that would have been a sick cover

>>212403123
>cries
NOOO NOT THE MILK WAGONS!! NOT THE MOMMY MILKER MAMMARIES!

>>212403123
she should get gay friends

bill ottman leaving a regrettable voicemail

jet neptune i crave your creative load. where is show

Bill ottman tripping over his own feet

>>212402927
wtf why would you be sad about this LMFAOOOOO

recycle this first
>>212394822

>>212402892
>>212402828
if i went on fishtank i would expertly manipulate everyone - the fish, sam, the wiggers, the paypigs - so that jc and i were the final two. i predict it going like this:
>summer and meg out
>brian ejected as i have taken his place as coles rival while also being wittier and more of a ragdollable twink
>cole and i eventually bond and we + jc start finessing everyone out of chips, playing all kinds of tricks. wiggers get bored of our dominance and snitch
>jimmy is outraged and goes for jc with a kitchen knife. i disarm him with wing chun, knock him out, and personally kick him down the basement stairs. i slam the door on his head a few times, then go back up the stairs and dust my hands off. trish would kiss my cheek at this point but ive gotta keep my distance, shes a retarded puppy to me - loved but sexually off limits except in dire circumstances
>jet can tell im running the season and isolating tayleigh. he sends in dumbgay to counterbalance us
>that horrible nigger would make jc uncomfortable. i ring the bell and work with cole to keep that horrible stinky nigger in the doghouse every night until wiggers intervene again. at this point they would probably just kick me
>at this point i go to the basement and warn jet im a time traveller from 2025 and i know what hes going to do to abi claire and ellie. he doesnt even know who they are so it doesnt work and im out on my ass
>from now on i would have to watch from the hotel. im not gonna make an account so i have to keep venmoing bex to send tts and keep influencing the show (i would have made friends with her quickly)
>jc would want to walk so she could be with me. honestly so would trish and cole probably, maybe even tj. this gives me leverage
>long story short (post didnt turn out as funny as i imagined) they bring me back on as a freeloader and i get everyone kicked and jc beats me at the olympics and jet gets her wasted and she fucks my ass in the upstairs bathroom during the afterparty

>>212402927
>have giant booba as a woman
OHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>wear dresses to show off your giant booba all the time
;_________;

>>212403198
No you misunderstand. Her FUCKING TITS are so ENORMOUS that no matter what she wears, her BIG BOUNCING BREASTS will always spill out.

>>212403198
I wish Letty got her tits out on fishtank like she did for kick

>>212403198
i just can't get excited for white women anymore. Only asian ladies.

Watermellie

boobs lol

Watermellie is a antisemitic dogwhistle

>>212403249
>hey yboy want some fug

realizing season 3 was actually peak yikers

>>212403216
>>212403219
>>212403231
NEWS FLASH STRAIGHT MEN WILL WANT TO FUCK YOU FOREVER IF YOU LOOK LIKE THIS THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO OR SAY

What is the future of fishtank?

>>212402535
Bro linux just works actually.

>>212403256
maybe

>>212401970
People are literally offering to buy her a pc. Simps rule!

>>212403268
who cares? We got Ellie now.

bill ottman trying to decide whether to call them tits, boobs or breasts in a sext

>>212403268
coming soon, stay tuned

>>212403266
i'd pass her for Ellie. Without question.

hey jet if you're reading this i'm gonna leave the door unlocked and i'll go to bed naked

FREDDY YURE A ALCOHOLIC

>>212403276
This

>>212403268
Not sure which is funnier, it never comes back, or S5 happens and is a catastrophic failure again.

Ellie if you are reading this i am white and trans. I really want to fuck you.

smaack if youre reading this FUCK niggers

if you mixed direnc into the s3 cast she would be forgotten. i love her but she only stood out because season 4 was so bad

>>212403108
Lenard has jokes
ya goy ain't no babyfag

bill ottman playing back a voice memo and being embarrassed by the sound of his own voice

>>212403290
FRE-DAY! YOU ARE A MEAN DRUNK!

should i get into gundam

>>212403290
YAUR A MEAN DRUNK FREDDAY

>Ellie making Gundam kits
they are snap fit!

>>212403290
yure a fockin alcoholic cunt mate

>>212403300
if the latter happened jet would unironically end it all it'd be unbelievable depths of grim

Ellie is camped out in her kick chat if you want to talk to her

kick.com/lolcowlenard

Anyone else think Direnc looks like an inflatable neolithic Ana De Armas

Right now, at this moment 4:30am, Drench could have been slowly walking down the S2 stairs holding a knife because Fatty won't let her sleep

bill ottman bringing up the time he was on joe rogan to his tinder date as an ice breaker

>>212403268
https://youtu.be/ULwIM6Za0QA?si=hV9bC2fxxku0RDYh
it's time to say it, time to say it
goodbye, goodbye
:'(

desu i didnt watch 4 at all, Ellie just caught my attention.
Not planning to watch any more hyde related nontent

I’m from the future and Season 5 will start in September. Sam didn’t lie, it’s the great season of Fishtank ever and everybody in threads kneels to Jet. Be ready.

>>212402828
>>212403016
do you write erotica

>>212403357
You know who used to do that with disastrous consequences Taylor

>>212403357
Don't have a account yet but it's comfy lurking

>>212403358
i genuinely couldn't believe the footage of her stripper body was hers. I thought it was AI

>>212403372
8

>>212403326
yea start with Gundam Wang then G UNIT it's the toonami chadennial experience d0gee
>WEEKDAYS AT 5:30 ONLY ON TOONAMI


https://youtu.be/OW7GYCbu6Os

perfect season
perfect franchise ending
= 3

>>212403357
did she stream on kick already?

time to shut it down

>>212403380
Taylor streamed on kick?

>>212403392

>>212403416
She used to talk in her twitch chat and there was a group of fags that were in her chat all day. Same thing will happen you should distance yourself, especially from the freaks that are attracted to fishtank.

i will have JC's pussy. i will stare at her asshole as she bounces in reverse cowgirl. i will cum against her cervix. i will slap the shit out of her *after* i cum, not before. i will not stop slapping until she is in tears. only then will she be turned over and instructed to spread her asshole for the next stage.

Love this Goblina

Is Hong Kong 2 really sanctioned by the people’s republic of China?

and now season 3 tourist type stuff

>have to make another account to another thing to interact with Ellie bellie

>>212403441
It's already happening, multiple people have said they are in the kick chat all day, this will be next level

>>212403442
Don't be a beggar, JC is a pegger.

Is the kick chat archived?

>>212403468
I wonder how it feels knowing you have such a retarded group in your chat ready to talk any time. Some people probably get high off that feeling

bill ottman sick of making the same mistakes over and over

>>212403441
that's fine as long as you block people like benleaks that try to get you to cut yourself so he can jerk off his boyclit or whatever he has going on down there

wait for me Ellie i'm bringing the BWC

She should make her first kick stream unmoderated for the content it will provide us

>>212403468
Grab the popcorn. give it a few months and enjoy the show.

>>212403491
I got the chat from the beginning if you need any highlights.

Sometimes I go on those random chat sites and pretend to be a girl it started as a bit I did as a teenager and now I just jerk off and get into very detailed ERP sessions

I rarely interact with channer type people off 4chan because im so fucking normal

Direnc has probably stripped for Maxmoefoe and Chad. Her club is right near cold ones studio

Cole if you're still here recommend me some more bands like The Reatards

>>212403525
do u have a gf

>>212403535
hes here and hes pretty drunk >>212403442

>>212403535
here's my playlist let me know what you think

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB-QAYg_s3Oy8SKGQy7A8Qwtw-k-uAjJd

>>212403079
don't worry about it, let's pretend fishtroonkers won and he got fired from his job

That wasn't me and I'm trying to get off alcohol my parents both have had liquor problems and I know I have manias or something so I'm gonna just stop I only did the youtube channel because my friends told me to

>>212403526
She’s probably sucked off chad after a night out at the bar

>>212403535
You are looking for garage punk bands

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-OUVPwKcC0&list=RDE-OUVPwKcC0&start_radio=1

you’re so fucking disabled dude

>>212403537
a long time ago hehe

What sort of shit is Bex sitting on?

>>212403447
Thread needs more Angie

>>212403553
the most I'm a millennial Playlist of all time

>>212402828
>>212403016
>>212403442
avant garde

>>212403594
MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THIS

>>212403594
>>212403613
I love her. The angel of /ftl/ and the miracle of season 4.

>>212403535
Jay Reatard's solo stuff is even better, strongly recommend Blood Visions, amazing album

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_vo9ai7nb4

Also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKFpwjy1D1w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_wqUtNSLqQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2gfsV6zY-4

>>212403385
she is now full covered in tattoos, i wonder what happened to her, that clip is less than one year old

>>212403079
posting slowed down with Ellie in her chat, klaus and benleaks feening for attention there. Big shock

Ellie is remembering her latest command when the cameras were off

>>212403651
same shit as binx. so many of these whores getting covered in tattoos in the span of a year.

>>212403668
fucking jet and then making fun of him is very claire coded

i cant think of a user name cause im boring

>>212403097
pregnancy to wealthy and caring man?

im not making a kick account. im not a fag. i was born anonymous and ill die anonymous

>>212403686
how about zoobo

>>212403597
hell yeah d4wg-e

>>212403699
Based

>>212403686
e.noidedgroyperrapist is a good handle

cole the type of nigga to write his own goon material on /ftl/ in the middle of the night

>>212403700
nta but that's pretty good. can you think of one for me?

>>212403722
it's avant-garde it's avant-garde ARE YOU PLAYING A CHARACTER NIGGA ASKED N-NIGGA ASKED
>drum solo

listen 2 this album Cole

>sign up to kick
>ellie goes offline
reeee

>>212403722
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751773308251106.mp4

>>212403722
im the person that's writing all that and im not cole, sorry to disappoint

What color should ellie paint her toenails next?

>>212403776
are you afraid of pegging

>klaus is now trying to groom the 18yo highschooler to stay off discord and spend more time here

>>212403750
she's never online, everyone just hangs out on the offline chat

Aryeh kept the stream that he went on such a surprise that I didnt even know where to watch it or what it was kek

>>212403781
i like the all white

>>212403798
CUTE!

>>212403790
i think that would be too embarrassing for me. also i would just be anxious i would get shit everywhere. my sexual fantasies all have a thread of sadistic dominance to them because there more there is emphasis on the other person being dominated, the more it takes attention away from my deep insecurities.

there is only one spongebob movie the spongebob movie

>>212403724
Im sorry Im all out

>>212403841
FUCK

klaus scared her away

I haven't cummed in four days

>>212403873
what's stopping you?

>>212403883
semen retention for angie

I actually stopped watching SpongeBob when the movie came out because my friend saw it first and he said it was gay. So I never watched the movie and stopped watching the show because I believed him that it was gay so i just lost interest and it probably actually was gay anyway.

>>212403892
understandable, post a cum tribute to a picture of her when you do

I love Angie and so should you

Who the fuck is Rachel Ahavah?

>>212403900
the movie is about spongebob being gay and needing to grow up

>>212403900
First movie is fine, show really drops in quality after season 8

>>212403851
no aura

>>212403912
Top 5 unanswered fishtank mysteries

i can tell ellie likes me

is phox even a real guy or just 10 people using the name

>>212403937
don't worry about it

>>212403937
i have a lot of jealous rivals seeking to drag my name through the mud. all part of the territory, part of the game we namefags play

Summoning Cole

>>212403937
just kidding, it's just me.

>>212403955

>>212403937
with the floy floy

For season 5 every single poster in the thread is going to have names and be avatarfagging

im dying of end stage heart failure and all i do every waking moment of the day is tab between /ftl/ and multiple porn sites looking for something good. i've been jacking off so much that my cock feels like it's been marinating in lemon juice. i sleep most of the day.

>>212404008
You should trade some pills for head from Abi.

are there dms on kick? how do i tell if ellie is messaging me

>>212404008
Deng

>>212404034

>>212404008
Well I hope you live to see season 5.

Good luck, stay safe. Keep on jerkin.

>>212401957 (OP)
>#NoHomo
lol

phoxinus is going to have a really embarrassing flag when we move to /bant/ and lose all his aura

>>212404034
want us to tell her your first post? I’m sure she’d love to hear that

>>212404008
Hi Mike

>>212404034
ellie told me to say troon

The simps who invaded the kick chat ruined it. I was having fun talking about tits and then these guys unironically ran in to simp and give her streaming advice. I can't imagine unironically simping for a woman. Especially men in their 30's AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

>>212404061
go ahead. the reprehensible liquid phoxinus picture came after my badass introduction

anywhoozers

>>212404087
it was just namefags talking about themselves. fucking disgrace

>>212404087
>zoomer faggot using a meme made by guys that are in their 30s now and posting on a millennial site whining about millennials
KWAB. zoomers create nothing and fit in nowhere.

>>212404105
kick is a namefag website

>>212404087
Respectable bait.

>>212403961
hello

>>212404008
how old are you

the cole fandom and discussing cole in generally is very homoerotic intrinsically and that's okay it's a sort of return to roman values rather than degeneracy

everyone stop typing in kick chat the talk in ellies chat meme is now dead it was funny for 10 minutes now its over

>>212404060
All namefags are Americans.

im joining the american party

>>212404179
the partys over

>>212404108
Norwooding millennial seethe you will never have your youth back

>>212404108
No e-girls. Ever. I went in there to talk about titties and she jumped in to riff off my raff. Then namefags came in to ask when she will stream, can they buy her shoes, omg ellie ur so perfect, pls play valorant ellie, omg ellie I'm gay!!!! What a disgrace.

>>212404060
what if it was a really cool one

>page 10
>113 images

>>212404191
this is how I used to beat my bpd gf when she was being a goofy ahh ahh
we always had the best sex after a fight

last thread

>>212404191
Bro if you're chatting with an e girl you're still a fucking simp. It's actually worse because you're being an "I'm not like those other guys" pick-me about it. At least the paypig simps are being explicit and open about it.

>>212404253
You caught me.

>>212404253
neither of these things is normal behaviour

foid here will take the first guy who posts his disc @ for realsies i'm pretty high

>>212404257
me and ellie...

>>212404272
ur probably ugly don't care

>>212404272
@hack_blastard

if i don't get a bf right meow i'm gonna be posting tits on bant offseason and go ckrazy

>>212404272
take the first guy where
@rexpolaroyd

>>212404308
YES! Please do that!

>>212404272
tits or gtfo!! haha! bitch. . .

>>212404308
do you like klaus

>>212404308
i hope you die bitch

>>212402350
I think the cringe is endearing. It would be off putting if she was too good at the pandering.

>>212402031
Johnny Bravomaxxing. Nice.

>>212404272
pingasbomb

klaus is annoying and benji cuts xerself

uhhhh BAKE???

you boys watched the whole thing yet?