Why don’t women try anymore?

>>212405629 (OP)
Nice, very nice.

Now let's see the Greeks idea of a perfect penis

>>212405629 (OP)
This reminds me...

>>212405653
on a woman

>>212405629 (OP)
that's a modern statue tho

>>212405629 (OP)
hey, looks good to me!

>>212405653

This clearly isn't a Greek statue you philistine (American?); actual Greek statues of women are not that muscular

>>212405629 (OP)

>>212405723
Acvievable natty? I mean how would they know what super muscular guy looked like without ever seeing one?

>>212405747
It must be Greek because it's a statue though??

>>212405629 (OP)
>the greeks idea of the perfect female physique is a boy with a big ass
who would have thought

>>212405629 (OP)
That doesn't look like a greek statue at all.

>>212405723
AI slop saar

>>212405767
It's not real, you fucking retard.

>>212405629 (OP)
>>212405653
>>212405713
THIS is what’s actually considered the ideal female body to the majority of humans, faggots
>https://litter.catbox.moe/cpwhjzcvllmvb3qf.mp4

>>212405814
Maybe for hunter gatherers who need big women to survive the winter

>>212405629 (OP)
zendaya mogs her

>>212405629 (OP)
not an anicent greek statue, but a modern one

the women depicted in ancient greek statues did not feature pronounced hour glass figures or muscles like that, it'd have been considered not feminine

>>212405814
I'd try that once or twice, but not for long term
I just like fat jiggly tiddies really

>>212405814
lil bro confused human fertility with crop fertility frfr

>>212405629 (OP)
Why is one guys statue any more a representative of the Greeks "idea" than some sad pooners shitty tumblr scrawlings would be for modern America?

>>212405814
you don't actually believe that do you? nobody finds fat women attractive and physicians have known an overweight woman made pregnancy more difficult since the BC's. face it, the human species would not be attracted to an unhealthy diseased form you got your chubby chasing wires crossed somewhere probably because your mommy was fat and didn't hug you enough but that local mental illness you are experiencing cannot map onto the human species as a whole

retard

>>212405629 (OP)
Greeks were more into homosexual sex with gay men though.

>>212405814
Found the NIGGER

>>212406014
Stop raping kids you fucking rat

>>212405814
huge saggy tits are disgusting

The technique of veiled marble was pioneered in the 18th century.

>>212405778

>>212405814
No, this is.

>>212406053
That's on you bro. Youre the one making all of those rape threads aren't you?

>>212405989
>>212406031
>>212406064
>t. literal fags

>>212405814
absolute boner killer what the fuck

>>212406190
>I'm going to force my mental illness on people
tranny behavior

imagine being retarded to believe men liking women with plump asses is a recent fad. fucking greeks loved women with big asses

>>212406190
that's not really the same physique tho

>>212406234
>Pic not related

>>212405814
>10,000 BC
>grug the chubby chaser sculps his fatty waifu all alone in his remote cave
>chubby idol remains untouched in the gooncave while normal fertility goddesses are kept in the village, exposed to the elements
>20th century arrives
>"according to this surviving sculpture, all our ancestors loved fat women"
this is how archaeology works

>>212406234
Ive got a bigger ass that that, and im a scrawny white boy

>>212405814
>>212406347
>fine detail hard
>keep her fat
>less work

>>212406378
grim

>>212405814
Pierce Brosnan's ancestor carved this.

>>212405989
>>212406197
>>212406222
>>212406347
Imagine not being attracted to this, you must actually be a closeted homo

>>212405629 (OP)
when girls like that are posted anons call them trannies due to their shoulders

>>212405629 (OP)
This statue doesn't look like its from ancient greece.

>>212405814
There is a absolutely nothing whatsoever to suggest that this little carving has anything to do with a sexually attractive female. It was probably meant to be funny.

>>212406537
stop having low self esteem

>>212405814
lmfao kill yourself tubby tranny

>>212405814
I've read somewhere that those were scuplted by women who essentially were looking down to see their bodies, due to mirrors not being invented yet, hence the proportions.
>>212406458
Kek. Expected it way sooner. This is why I love this site.

>>212406537
>>212406598
.

>>212406571
People back then didnt know what humour was. Comedy didnt exist before Monty Python.

>>212405629 (OP)
AI knows whats up.

>>212406612
Thats retarded, they could see other women.

>>212405814
she's kinda hot, the catbox one i mean

>>212406378
oh yeah? post pic and prove it then.

>>212405629 (OP)
agreed

>>212405814
>>212406347
These were most likely made by women themselves as the comic proportions fit the perspective of someone looking down. That's why they usually have no faces.

>>212406797

>>212406082
>brown
no

>>212405747
>>212405867
Off the top of my head, the Venus de Milo has abs.

>>212406537
gross. one false move and all those "curves" will collapse into hideous rolls of cellulite.

>>212405629 (OP)
they don't have to even gross women can get laid with no problem

>>212405723
>>212405629 (OP)
These aren't real statues

>>212405814
more like this desu

>>212406537
Saggy tits are simply unaesthetic.

>>212405814
sauce on the catbox one?

>>212406940
neck yourself tubby
gonna need like three ropes for it not to snap though lel

>>212405814
I need to fatten my gf up

>>212405629 (OP)
>>212405723
>AIslop
>doesn't even get tight that greeks used bronze while romans are the ones who used marble

Good morning saars.

>>212405629 (OP)
Literally Pic related

>>212406892
That's a man.

>>212406234

>>212406959
that's super-mean

>>212406940
If she didn't have tatts she'd look like something worth fighting for. Tattoos are a comfy people's way of looking storied.

Why are we getting Indian facebook memes on the catalog now?

>*eyeballs pop out of sockets in cartoony fashion*
>*jaw stretches down to the floor in a way not physically possible*
>*tongue rolls out of mouth like a comically long red carpet*
>*smoke bursts from both ears like an ol' timey steam whistle*
>*the entire Hanna-Barbera sound effect library plays*
>WOOOOAHHHH MAMA!!!!!!
>WOULD YOU LOOK AT THOOOOOOSE PUPPIES!!!!!!!
>I'M THIRSTY FOR SOME MILK ALL OF THE SUDDEN!!!
>AY AY AY QUE RICA MAMACITA!!!
>GIIIIIIIIRL YOU MUST HAVE SOME SERIOUS BACK PROBLEMS CARRYING THOSE BIG BEAUTIFUL THINGS AROUND!!!!
>I'M SEEING TWO BIIIIIIIIIG REASONS THIS GIRL'S SO POPULAR WITH THEM BOYS!!!!
>GIIIIIIIRL YOU'RE NEVER DROWNING WITH THEM MASSIVE FLOATING DEVICES!!!!!
>DID SOMEBODY ORDER A DOUBLE DOSE OF MELON???
>LET ME GET TWOOOOO SCOOPS OF THAT MILKSHAKE GIRL!!!!
>AM I IN A WAREHOUSE?? 'CAUSE THAT'S A RACK!!!
>YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE CALLED TREASURE 'CAUSE THAT'S A CHEST!!!!
>HAVEN'T SEEN A BUST THIS BIG SINCE THEY TOOK DOWN PABLO ESCOBAR!!!
>THIS GIRL'S TWO HANDFULS!!!!!
>And dare I say...
>AAAWW0000000000000000000000000000000000000GGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why are these xitterjeet engagement bait posts allowed on this board? And why the FUCK are you retards responding to it?

>>212405629 (OP)
>>212405723
Both of these look AI generated desu

>>212407037
they are

>>212407033
I don't know, sageru~ :3

This is a thinly vealed biel thread isn't it

>>212406669
>>212406954
You mean this one?
https://litter.catbox.moe/g1506bvfmrvh2qrz.mp4

>>212407170
yeah she's hot and she knows it

>>212407170
Doggirlthing vibes

>>212407206
>>212407215
https://litter.catbox.moe/7hzyo9np35nx0opx.jpg
but I thought you guys said chubby girls were gross and ugly?

I will never figure out if I’m insane or if I’m gay
Money is all that matters at the end of the day

>>212406537
WHOOOOOOOMST

None of these are Greek statues. These are all roman-era remakes.

>>212405629 (OP)
I'm not going to lie, they were right. The esthetics were on point. Better than some varbie

who will post a normal non fat attractive girl?

>>212407613
problem?

>>212406940
Would.
Without mercy, shame or any restrainment.

>>212407444
they are hot if:
>they have a nice non-fat face
>they still have a relatively hourglass-like figure
>they look clean and taken care of
>>212407613
i gotchu

>>212407686
airpods give me the ick

>>212405814
Always weirds me out that they didn't give it a face

>>212406276
>>212406378
falseflagging cuck

>>212407500
my gf

>>212406797
So they're like boudoir pictures for the man?

>>212407686
>average jew girl 4.webm
where are part 1,2 and 3?

>>212406612
>>212406797
Explain the backboobs then, lil bois

>>212406014
the prevalence and tolerance of homosexuality in ancient Greek has been vastly exaggerated by some modern (((progressive))) academics.

>>212405814
That's a fertiliy idol not a masturbation object

>>212405814
Call me a faggot, but I’d rather fuck this one

>>212408450
Your ancestry is mostly Slavic and Turkish btw

>>212408304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_4aaqMNLck

I'm sorry ancient man, I did not recognize your game.

>>212406234
They always had men’s faces tho. Very tranny coded

>>212406940
>>212407005
>>212407685
Degenerate faggots.

>>212407681
Nice, very nice... Now let's see her belly.

>>212408189
Will you support Israel now, chuddy?

I want to have sex with a statue.

>>212408835
nah, face too caked up in makeup

they do

What does gooning to fat woman have to do with /TV/ ?

>212408953
nigger why do you have this saved???? sus

>>212406378
Yo, word?

>>212408874
How about now

>>212409078
Sorry, I only like modest girls. Also, I don't understand the runes on screen, so how the freak would I communicate with her?

>>212405814
this post attracted some homos, but you're objectively right

>>212405629 (OP)
>narrow hips
i dont think so

>>212409119
Comparing her to women clearly over 180 pounds
>Kill yourself

>>212409119

>>212406772
>>212406982
>>212406997
>>212407074
I thought Biel too