Thread 212406106

Reminder that DS9 treated Kira Nerys like some sort of noble freedom fighter despite her admission in multiple episodes that she intentionally bombed Cardassian civilians.

>Reminder
>fagtalk
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>>212406106 (OP)
>Aww, you're sweet.

>>212406106 (OP)
How come there were Cardassian civilians on Bajor?

>>212406174
To help the bajorans.

>>212406106 (OP)
>civilians
Not such thing by an invader. Only non-combat military assets

>>212406174
Probably because the Bajorans were a backwards people that couldn't even develop warp travel on their own

>>212406106 (OP)
>Cardassian civilians
no such thing

>>212406368
How did the Cardassians lose to a backwards people that couldn't even develop warp travel on their own?

>>212406106 (OP)
she literally calls herself a terrorist
pay attention

>>212406645
They didn't. The Tal Shiar gave the terrorists weapons and intelligence, Starfleet fought a border war to further drain their resources, and still the Cardassians only withdrew because of a political decision. It isn't like they did it on their own.

https://youtu.be/J2NR8vGPqZ4

>>212406725
>Cardassia conquers a planet because they are the superior race and culture
>Cardassia loses a planet because of everyone else
Prophets be praised! Anon has found the long lost Orb of Cope.

>>212406802
>Cardassia conquers a planet because they are the superior race and culture
>Cardassia leaves planet on its own, due in part to outside influence but mostly because of internal politics
A little more truthful.

>>212406106 (OP)
It was the 90s. Amerimutts supported terrorism until it happened to them.

>>212406106 (OP)
Turns out stealing a concept and writing it worse just makes for nonsensical characters.

>>212406847
Ah, the era of "freedom fighters" being a thing that was propagandized in children's cartoons.

>>212406645
Federation backed colour revolution, that's how

Daily reminder that William Shatner thinks Star Trek fanbois have no life. He was speaking his true feelings here.

>>212407159
>trying to bait over a 40 yr old snl skit as if it's new info
trek nerds have 100 times the "life" you do

Sex with Kira and Alternate Kira

geezers cunts pretending thread? yes

>>212407219
provide proof
you cant

>>212407335
Evil Kira strap-on topping Ezri.

>>212406645
>How did the Cardassians lose to a backwards people that couldn't even develop warp travel on their own?

Apparently the Cardassians mined a crap-ton of resources from the planet over 50 years of occupation. Drained it dry. They occupation paid for itself many times over, and Cardassia felt the occupation wasn't worth it anymore since the planet was mined out. So they left.

>>212407402
who cares geezer?
it is all made up

>>212407386
Normal Kira is evil

>>212407431
No, just racist against spoonheads.

>>212407402
That was the official answer, but it's clear Dukat and Damar saw it as a defeat as they both wanted to march on Bajor as soon as they took the wormhole.

>>212407467
retard
go touch grass

>>212407583
I went outside and rubbed my lawn, but when I came back you still had extra chromosomes and your virginity. Weird!

>>212406106 (OP)
alternative kira made my peepee hard

>>212406106 (OP)
>intentionally bombed Cardassian civilians

>>212407763
CLOACA BULGE

what is the cloaca consesus?
both bajorans and cardassians have it?

>>212407842
Cardassians might. Bajorans can't because Miles was able to pipe Nerys until she got pregnant.

>>212407904
a hole is a hole

>>212407842
What about Cardassians having tails but the producers got lazy?

>>212407904
Cardassians don't.

>>212408047
bajorans = birds
cadassians = reptiles
why not?

>>212408054
they're obviously mammals. The Quite Fertile Cardassian was talking about her womb. They have tits. don't be retarded.

>>212408108
they have eggs inside
but I don't think they produce milk

>>212406106 (OP)
Reminder that I rubbed one out to her jiggly ass on more than one occasion.

>>212408137
geezers had only 4 channels to fap

>>212408132
I said don't

>>212408137
>jiggly
she's very lithe, like a swimmer

Colonists deserve death. Free Palestina.

>>212407427
Goes into a thread to say no one cares about the topic of the thread.
>Being retarded

>>212408621
The Bajorans are Israeli and Palestinian at the same time

This thread is now /trek/.

What if Picard was one of us?
Just a tard like one of us?
Bloo bloo bloo, bloo, bloo bloo bloo,
Blee blee blee blee blee...

>>212406898
Vidya too. Remember that the protagonists of Final Fantasy 7 are unrepentant eco-terrorists, for example.

based and IRA pilled

>bring your precious cute doggy down to a planet of alien total cunts who fly off the handle and get offended for no reason
>blame them when they act exactly how you knew they would
>bringing a dog on a diplomatic trip to beg for parts in the first place

Yeah nah Archer you were an irresponsible pet owner get fucked

>>212409566
this is a bajoran thread only
fuck off

>>212409630
Brunt said it's /trek/ and he's the ACTING Grand Nagus so YOU fuck off

>>212409742
>believes ferengi lies

>>212406898
Star Wars gave rebels a good name, and the mujahideen gave the soviet apes a good fight. Then we realized that brownoids are savages in every direction and that senseless violence is ingrained in them regardless of cause.
Of course Kira isnt a brownoid so its okay, just like how we idolize the IRA. I would do things to her that there arent names for yet

>>212409833
>geezer humor

>>212409833
troi should always be naked on the holodeck

>>212409927
Someone should use AI to create "Star Trek: The Nude Generation". The AI can make the less attractive characters more attractive, so that no one feels left out.

>>212410014
>geezers don't know how AI works

The original Constitution-class Enterprise (NCC-1701) wasn’t a “one-toilet starship” it followed something very much like naval practice, with multiple “heads” spaced through the saucer and secondary hull and shared communally rather than every cabin having its own private lavatory:

Deck 1 (Bridge level) had two heads immediately aft of the Bridge entrances (port and starboard), accessed via the short corridor or turbolift effectively a “bridge head” for duty crews .

Officer’s Quarters decks included en-suite heads for senior officers (each officer’s stateroom incorporated its own head), so Capt. Kirk, Spock and “Number One” each had a private facility adjacent to their cabins .

Crew-berth decks (in the saucer section) grouped cabins in pairs or fours, with each small block of cabins sharing a single head. In effect, two (or sometimes four) enlisted berths would take turns at one communal head just outside their doors .

These arrangements are laid out in the 1975 Franz Joseph blueprints for NCC-1701, which explicitly mark “heads” on various decks despite never showing them on-screen .

So while fan-made memes about Kirk and Spock “taking turns” in one tiny loo sprung up, the ship actually had a modest network of headsbridge-side, officer-only, and small communal bathrooms for the enlisted quartersmuch as 20th-century naval vessels did.

>>212410030
Oh?
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/936508496/

>>212410145
>one frame

>>212410064
Yeah, but how do they wipe their ass? TP? Bidet? Sonic bunghole shower?

>>212406106 (OP)
episodic television doesn't have real connections between shows so you kinda discount the crap you'd rather didn't happen like the fucking terrible odo loves kira plot

>>212410170
>he can't extrapolate to text-to-video

>>212410215
I know the limitations
prove me wrong
you can't

>>212410181
In the 23rd-century Starfleet head you don’t use toilet paper at all – there’s a built-in “wash and dry” cycle much like a modern bidet-toilet combo:

Vacuum-suction evacuation draws away solids and liquids immediately.

Purified-water jets then rinse the seating area and any residual material.

Sonic-air pulses blast the area dry, leaving you completely clean with no need for manual wiping.

>>212410221
The limitations change every day. I have nastier videos than this one, but this is a blue board.

>>212406725
Doesn't that go against the prime directive?

>>212410320
We already know of a directive zero, on the subject of omega particles. I'm sure Starfleet has other 'secret' laws that let them do whatever the hell they want.

>>212410249
Well, then. My bunghole is looking forward to the future!

>>212410221
This one should be safe for a blue board, too. Just realized that precious few of my AI-generated Star Trek videos are safe here, LOL

>>212410458
>>212410280
always excuses

>>212406106 (OP)
Eh, Cardassians are funny sometimes, but are ugly af. Purge the Xenos with all your joy and fervor brothers.

>>212410510
Cardassians are handsome

>>212406106 (OP)
Because she became repentant and realized the error of her ways shortly after the series began.

>>212410221
>>212410499
>pathetic deflection
And so we see, child, that the only limitation is in your pointed little head.

ds9 was made on the 90s were nobody (even the left) like the mussies

>>212410658
post on /b/ then
you can't
all the good video wont let naked stuff

>>212410320
The war wasn't directly to interfere with their internal affairs, it just happened to do that too. The Romulans don't have a prime directive, and I believe at one point some criminal arms dealer gets let go because he was also arming the resistance, so you can toss in the Ferengi and Orion too.

>>212410693
ComfyAI running WAN 2.1 locally does so very well. Again, the only limitation is in your head. With your lack of imagination, you'll be one of the first people replaced by AI. No wonder you seethe.

>>212410960
and say you are not gay
lack of proof continues

>>212407376
that fella in the audience is dana carvey, a guy from Wayne's World

>>212411496
The SNL sketch is from 1986. Wayne's World was 1992. Wayne's World was made with SNL alumni/comedians.

>>212411563
1986 geezers were outdated already, it figures

>>212407092
Is called peace and reason you Cardassian revisionist

Go kill a ten year old and call it glory you sub klingon

>>212406106 (OP)
She liked cock & pussy. what a slut

>>212406106 (OP)
If the B*jorans only had listened, all of this could have been avoided.

>>212411825
CLOACA

>>212411825
Hence the Odo thing, he can do both

lots of trek sexooooo here >>212411636

>>212412755
can't wait for holodecks or at least matrix jacks

>>212412755
I can't get erect at inferior Trek shows.

>>212413366
sounds like a personal problem

>>212413547
Yes, having a penis with patrician tastes is a burden.

>>212406106 (OP)
What's wrong with bombing Kardashians?

>>212413600
Elaborate.

>>212407904
Shouldn't the baby have come out with slant eyes

>>212413974
No.

>>212413600
especially if you look like this

>>212414062
it isnt hers

>>212406106 (OP)
Oh yeah?

>>212414628
Rape, not love

>>212410064
>>212410181
No, they just target the poo in your colon and beam it into the replicator reservoir tanks. What do you think Obrien was doing all day in the transporter rooms? It's an important job.

>>212416135
>can't even take a shit break to get away from geordie whining about leah brahms perfect ass for the 50th time.

grim.

>>212415144
She seemed willing enough

>>212406106 (OP)
At the time it was acceptable because she was Jew coded.

>>212418969
The Cardassians were also Jew coded though.

>>212419343
nah

>>212406860
what do you mean? what concept was stolen?
i always thought bajoran/ cardassian lore was a metaphor for the german/ jewish history during the 3rd reich and the holocaust.
also:
germans are supposed to be represented by the rumolans / cardasians
russians the klingons
vulcans are mythological beings like elfs/ atlanteans
the humans in staar trek are anglos
the federation are the an idealized UN/ usa.
israelis are bayorans
ferengi are arabs/ nafris
i have no idea about japanese, french and italians..