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Anonymous No.212407575 >>212407614 >>212407762 >>212407970 >>212408098 >>212408141 >>212408370 >>212408408 >>212408666 >>212409663 >>212409847 >>212411108 >>212411385 >>212411485 >>212411835 >>212415277 >>212415526 >>212417733 >>212420103 >>212420419 >>212421035 >>212421088 >>212422387 >>212422927 >>212423072 >>212423924 >>212424339 >>212425765 >>212430300 >>212431265
I saw this yesterday, why the hate? it is easily the best movie Marvel has done in at least the last 3 years.
It was fun with a nive touch of dry humour, not the quipping "wink""wink" shit so prevalent in Marvel movies, diverse without being not in your face, etc.
I hope more Marvel movies were like this.
Anonymous No.212407614 >>212417604
>>212407575 (OP)
>it is easily the best movie Marvel has done in at least the last 3 years.
That's a low bar. Anyway my main problem is that it had zero stakes and it keeps pushing the father-daughter thing that Disney has been shoving into all of their recent MCU films.
Anonymous No.212407617 >>212411439 >>212417698 >>212436811
maybe a bit boring. like most of the movie is just setup and then there's no payout
Anonymous No.212407762 >>212407952 >>212408266 >>212408298 >>212429646
>>212407575 (OP)
It was fucking shit. That scene in the bunker showed all the problems in the movie.
>Hey, youre this dood who [recaps entire disney show]
>Yeah, but at least [recaps the other disney show]
>Quip
>Problem
>Quip
>Solution
The scene where they go up the shaft was ridiculous. They. Can't. Stop. Quipping.
The only decent scene was the superman fight.
Then a woman is about to get crushed by a giant boulder. And instead of getting the woman out of harm's way, they all push the boulder slowly so that they can have the PR picture.
The entire team goes into the shadow realm to dodge slow-mo objects and literally nothing else.
Oh and the resolution to the main threat?
>Please, don't be evil. My sister died six years ago and I have a social media addiction.

Fuck this movie, and fuck you.
Anonymous No.212407789 >>212408571
Marvel hasn't produced anything worth watching since winter soldier and that's being generous
Anonymous No.212407834
It should've just been about Yelena and Bob, there's some actual chemistry between those two.
Anonymous No.212407952
>>212407762
>Fuck this movie, and fuck you.
Of course there were some quips retard, is by and for amerimutts after all, but they were minimal compared to the regular slop that marven has been feeding us.
Anonymous No.212407970 >>212408666 >>212411743 >>212411845 >>212415846 >>212416071
>>212407575 (OP)
the only good thing about this movie
Anonymous No.212408078 >>212408400
he said it was excelent
Anonymous No.212408098 >>212408257 >>212426882
>>212407575 (OP)
I like it when they donโ€™t hold back on the threat level. That dude was just instantly zapping people to the Shadow Realm and those stains left on the ground were pretty frightening.
Anonymous No.212408141 >>212408221 >>212408246 >>212411266 >>212415302
>>212407575 (OP)
>it is easily the best movie Marvel has done in at least the last 3 years.
It's worse than Brave New World, and that film wasn't great in the first place.
Anonymous No.212408221 >>212408311 >>212420214
>>212408141
Brave New World is the worst thing to come out in a long time, anon. Thunderbolts is at least coherent and the characters, even if they are literally whos, are people to root for.
Anonymous No.212408246
>>212408141
BNW had better action scenes but TB had a more coherent story
Anonymous No.212408257
>>212408098
The shadows were such a simple thing but where effective.
Anonymous No.212408266 >>212408291 >>212408394
>>212407762
>little girl gets viciously murdered right after they think they saved her
>"well that just happened"
Anonymous No.212408291 >>212408349
>>212408266
What was vicious about it?
Anonymous No.212408298 >>212417817
>>212407762
There were multiple scenes in TBolts that weren't played for jokes by the end. Yelena needing her father, and Bob beating the shit out of the Void version of himself being a couple off the top of my head.
Marvel absolutely has a quip problem across the board, but this had more serious moments.
Anonymous No.212408311 >>212408403 >>212408698
>>212408221
>the characters, even if they are literally whos, are people to root for.
-not Captain America
-Russian Captain America
-Captain America 2
-Not Black Widow
-The villain from Ant Man 2 that no one saw
Wow, what a compelling cast of characters
Anonymous No.212408332 >>212408410
It has overwhelmingly positive reviews from both audiences and critics, what do you mean โ€œwhy the hateโ€?
Anonymous No.212408349 >>212408383
>>212408291
The way she was instantaneously turned into a black stain on the ground seconds after she thought she had been saved? Are you esl or just dumb?
Anonymous No.212408370
>>212407575 (OP)
>it is easily the best movie Marvel has done in at least the last 3 years
They've only released complete dogshit since 2012
Anonymous No.212408383 >>212431009
>>212408349
It's weird that you're calling me an esl while using english words incorrectly. There is nothing vicious about being instantly teleported to another dimension.
Anonymous No.212408394 >>212408428
>>212408266
She didn't get viciously murdered though. She just disappeared, right before their eyes. It's an understandably confusing situation.
Anonymous No.212408400
>>212408078
Kojima loves slop as long as its American slop
Anonymous No.212408403
>>212408311
I know, it's a homework movie for you to give a shit about them. Walker's the best one out of them all, imo, given his unfair portrayal in FATWS.
Anonymous No.212408408 >>212408438
>>212407575 (OP)
It was a fine movie, but thats not good enough for an MCU blockbuster. There was no reason for this to be a movie. Should've been a tv series. Theres no star power and nobody cares about Black Widow's sister.
Anonymous No.212408410
>>212408332
It's a shill thread
Anonymous No.212408428 >>212408469 >>212410088
>>212408394
>She just disappeared, right before their eyes
So from their pov she got murdered. How are they supposed to know she got teleported into another dimension?
Anonymous No.212408438
>>212408408
Maybe it didnโ€™t need 8 hours to be told?
Anonymous No.212408469 >>212408519 >>212408595
>>212408428
If only there was like a massive event in that universe where a bunch of people mystically died and then were brought back like nothing happened or something. It was also a tense combat situation where other people were in danger so they didnโ€™t have time to abloobloo over the little girl like you did.
Anonymous No.212408519 >>212408563
>>212408469
>If only there was like a massive event in that universe where a bunch of people mystically died
Youre literally proving my point. It would be safe to assume that was killed.
And why would they assume she would easily be wished back?
Anonymous No.212408539
>pajeet Mcu shills thread
Anonymous No.212408563 >>212419257
>>212408519
Iโ€™m sorry youโ€™re obsessed with little girls to the point that one dying on screen traumatized you but they were superheroes in a situation where other people were in danger and so didnโ€™t have time to give her an emotional farewell and cry over her
Anonymous No.212408571 >>212408618
>>212407789
It's no coincidence that Bucky was the best part of this movie.
Anonymous No.212408595
>>212408469
So you're saying that death in the mcu is canonically funny and not concerning because they all assume that they'll be able to find magic rocks to bring everyone back to life if they actually die?
>so they didnโ€™t have time to abloobloo over the little girl like you did.
But they do have time to make an unfunny quip about it?
Anonymous No.212408618 >>212410154
>>212408571
>best scene in the film is an "homage" (read: blatant rip-off) to Terminator 2
Anonymous No.212408666 >>212410061 >>212411591 >>212417160 >>212422788 >>212422985 >>212429632
>>212407575 (OP)
>>212407970
the worst part was the idea that anyone would care about Bob. in reality, he would be utterly alone and everyone would probably just tell him to kill himself, if they even bothered to notice him at all
Anonymous No.212408698
>>212408311
I literally couldn't tell you what Ghost's character is, and I've seen Ant-Man 2 and Thunderbolts.

She is literally there just to use her powers since she is the only one with them. So she can at least do interesting things.
Anonymous No.212409663 >>212409779
>>212407575 (OP)
>I'm a 40 year old uber-assassin
>let me drop all that and start crying and calling a man "daddy"
Anonymous No.212409779 >>212409923
>>212409663
You don't stop being my child just because you dropped some bodies
Anonymous No.212409780
OP go wash your ass you stinking jeet
Anonymous No.212409847
>>212407575 (OP)
I have no interest in giving Marvel more of my time and money. They spent the last 5 years pushing away their core audience with dog shit like Captain Marvel and She Hulk.
People like me have moved on and they're gonna have to get used to more of their movies bombing.
Anonymous No.212409923 >>212410117
>>212409779
Yeah, it's that sort of stupid bullshit. We're talking a hardened killer here, and they treat her like some Calfornia zoomer whiner.
Anonymous No.212410061
>>212408666
>reluctantly forced to be 24/7 friends with a mentally unstable loser in case he goes postal and destroys the world
Anonymous No.212410087 >>212410137 >>212411627 >>212422847
How good are the Taskmaster's quips and stuff?
Anonymous No.212410088
>>212408428
Well they're not, that's my point, they don't know what happened. It is a shocking startling thing, I wouldn't expect them to react, because they don't understand what happened.
Anonymous No.212410117 >>212410158
>>212409923
But her characterisation has never been 'hardened'.
Anonymous No.212410137 >>212411627
>>212410087
Taskmaster is in the movie for about 30 seconds, she says something along the lines of "You're not my target" and then dies
Anonymous No.212410154 >>212411014
>>212408618
It was still entertaining though. More than you can say about anything that came after it
Anonymous No.212410158 >>212410386 >>212410821 >>212411699
>>212410117
>trained and graduated from the Red Room
>kills multiple people just for being near a target
>blows up a building and just shrugs
Her "characterisation" is disconnected from her actions and backstory, hence the problem.
Anonymous No.212410386
>>212410158
Nah, she's a lighthearted killer, it's a very well established archetype.
Anonymous No.212410821 >>212411699
>>212410158
She's consistently the sister that is the most emotional out of her and Natasha, why would that stop in this movie?
Anonymous No.212411014
>>212410154
What the Fuck!?
Anonmous No.212411108
>>212407575 (OP)
>it is easily the best movie Marvel has done in at least the last 3 years.
Bars pretty low innit.
Anonymous No.212411266 >>212411584
>>212408141
Brave New World it is incredily worst than this one.
Anonymous No.212411310
dude depression, it's good day today
Anonymous No.212411385
>>212407575 (OP)
It, like all Marvel movies, exists only to serve as a stepping stone to the next Avengers movie.
Anonymous No.212411439
>>212407617
this. it's boring TRASH and i came in invested in alexei/yelena characters/relationship, but it fell flat, like dialogs were chatgpt generated
Anonymous No.212411446 >>212411466 >>212411752
I enjoyed it. Typical capeshit flick. I actually found the piggy kinda sexy. Maybe /tv/ lied to me. Anyway that's enough capeshit for me this year. I hope pedoman flops. It looks like shit compared to MoS.
Anonymous No.212411466
>>212411446
*Greetings from Lahore. I enjoyed it....
Anonymous No.212411485 >>212411640 >>212411809 >>212421171 >>212421246 >>212422500 >>212423319 >>212429671
>>212407575 (OP)
I walked into this with the lowest expectations and am halfway into it and nearly cried when Bucky showed up.

I haven't seen the new Falcon movie though so I don't know about Taskmaster and how Bucky became a Congressman? I was going to watch the Falcon movie but for some reason Bucky and John Walker aren't in them.

Why is Walker such an asshole in Thunderbolts? He wasn't like this in the Falcon/Winter Soldier series.
Anonymous No.212411529 >>212412067 >>212414491
Overrated reddit slop.
Pugh was good and nepobaby Pullman was great as Bob but absolutely sucked as Sentry. Marvel shouldโ€™ve cast someone like Evans or Buckyโ€™s actor to play Sentry.
Anonymous No.212411571
Itโ€™s the worst MCU movie Iโ€™ve seen , even Blacktain America was better
Anonymous No.212411584
>>212411266
Completely false. BNW felt like a parody of a capeshit, unironically like a skit from The Boys. But it was also a proper capeshit story.
>here's the stakes
>here's the hero
>here's the villain
>the hero's gonna beat up some bad guy, figure out how to fix the stakes and then punch the villain
Compare that to this shit
>the stakes are... well some people that no one remembers are about to be killed by a character who's evil and that's... bad?
>oh wait, there's a guy who showed up who's special and I guess we care about him? Meanwhile our "heroes" are doing... nothing?
>okay so Bucky's the actual hero, great. And he's going to expose Julia Louis-Dreyfus for being evil
>wait, no, he's going to recruit the not-heroes so they can get their asses kicked by that guy
>okay, so that guy is the villain and they've gotta stop him even though he's literally god - that's gonna be pretty hard
>oh... no, they can't win. Instead they take a chance and enter his mental nightmare world and talk to him until he stops being evil
>Well at least Julia Louis-Dreyfus is going to get her comeuppance... nevermind, she gets away with everything
Throw in some tonally fucked inappropriate jokes and awful fight choreography and you have a mess of a film.
Anonymous No.212411591 >>212411635
>>212408666
Not caring about Bob is how you get the Void. How could you have been filtered so hard?
Anonymous No.212411627 >>212422636 >>212422738
>>212410087
>>212410137
Shills, bots or samefag? Cause if not there was no reason to spoil the guy to answer that question
Anonymous No.212411635 >>212411833
>>212411591
Are you an idiot?
Anonymous No.212411640 >>212411990
>>212411485
Bucky cameos in Brave New World. It's weird he doesn't do more. It's even weirder that Sam doesn't appear at all in Thunderbolts.
>He wasn't like this in the Falcon/Winter Soldier series.
No one watched that show so no one cares.
Anonymous No.212411699
>>212410821
They weren't even close during adulthood. And she kept arguing with her father how she hassn't seen him in a year but she's the one globetrotting while he's been living in one place with a stable job. And any time he shows affection for her she tries to act like she doesn't know him, then she cries again about him being distant and causing her to feel alone. Like >>212410158 said, it doesn't add it.
Anonymous No.212411702
If only a pudgy Russian female assassin came and saved from voidโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.212411743
>>212407970
>is he the best i can get?
Anonymous No.212411752
>>212411446
>hello saars, remember Snyder is great man! Like and subscribe!
Anonymous No.212411809 >>212411990
>>212411485
>Why is Walker such an asshole in Thunderbolts? He wasn't like this in the Falcon/Winter Soldier series.
His family left him so he's over-compensating to hide his pain
Anonymous No.212411833
>>212411635
Are you?
Anonymous No.212411835
>>212407575 (OP)
>why the hate?
opening scene
> ugly
> fat
> gross
> woman
> girl boss
> super assassin
yeah.............NOPE
Anonymous No.212411845
>>212407970
Crying and calling Red Guardian daddy was touching too.
Wokes/SJWs when they discover that men love feminine women.
Anonymous No.212411905
>shill thread
>bots included
>snyderjeet hijacking the thread
>ai slop poster
Are you guys putting a team together or what?
Anonymous No.212411990 >>212412033 >>212415850
>>212411809
>His family left him so he's over-compensating to hide his pain
But it's shown that he's a complete dick to his minority family.

>>212411640
>No one watched that show so no one cares.
Lots of people watched it, it was pretty big when it came out back in 2021 COVID era.
Anonymous No.212412033 >>212412202
>>212411990
>his minority family
I don't know what that means but I'm baling out of this dumpster fire of a thread either way.
Anonymous No.212412067 >>212412551
>>212411529
they just need to get him a better wig
Anonymous No.212412070
it was decent as far as MCU shit goes but the well's so poisoned at this point it doesn't matter, it would have been an automatic 800+mil box office before Marvel tanked it's brand
Anonymous No.212412202 >>212413008
>>212412033
His wife and kid seem to be Mexican.
Anonymous No.212412551
>>212412067
Right. โ€œA better wigโ€ wouldโ€™ve made him look manly.
Anonymous No.212413008
>>212412202
in what way are mexicans a minority in usa
Anonymous No.212414491 >>212423572
>>212411529
Was Bob playing dumb about his powers or something? Our first time seeing The Void he established that heโ€™s been in so many of the other rooms that he knows which one to hold out in. When would he have done that? Unless he lied about memory loss?
Anonymous No.212415277
>>212407575 (OP)
Sorry to hear that you are both blind and deaf.
Anonymous No.212415302
>>212408141
I'm amazed people here say BNW was better. You mother fuckers are insane. Or black and if the latter fine I guess I can cut you some sympathy sure BNW is better for you.
Anonymous No.212415526
>>212407575 (OP)
Maybe because women can't even have makeup and wear a thight suit like Scarjo? No cheesecake for almost 10 years in the MCU and not even women can have beefcake because even the men are ugly now and none of them look like Marvel comics heroes, the story is awful and Helena from Seinfeld?
Anonymous No.212415846
>>212407970
He's out of the league for Pugh.
Anonymous No.212415850 >>212418232
>>212411990
>But it's shown that he's a complete dick to his minority family.
That was because he was obsessing over all the press due to him killing a terrorist. He was painted as the bad guy by everyone, it's fucked him up when he's actually not a bad guy.
Anonymous No.212416071 >>212416383
>>212407970
behead all shippers
Go back
Anonymous No.212416383
>>212416071
Bucklena is kino anyway. Boblena is good but secondary.
Anonymous No.212417160
>>212408666
If Bob is faithful to the comjcs, and he was here in several ways, he couldn't kill himself even if he wanted. Valentina couldn't with a failsafe. And at least Yelena bonded with him, even Walker. He's not going to be left behind.
Anonymous No.212417604
>>212407614

https://youtu.be/dvPDF5qW1E4

According to this YouTube video Marvel's next film, Fantastic Four will have plenty of nods to the original 1960s comic book and will appeal families.

Guess I don't have to buy the Ultimate Fantastic Four comic book since it has nothing to do with the new film. More money to spend on gacha games.
Anonymous No.212417698
>>212407617
I felt the same way. I enjoyed the movie but overall I agree with the problems.
Anonymous No.212417733 >>212418825 >>212419449 >>212419542 >>212423572 >>212424920 >>212425160 >>212427335 >>212430635 >>212436964
>>212407575 (OP)
Fuck Florence
Anonymous No.212417817 >>212420243
>>212408298
I enjoyed how when Walker's family's initially brought up, and he pretends everything's fine only for it be later revealed his wife took his kid and left him.
Anonymous No.212417886 >>212418024
The actor playing Bob/Sentry was interesting. He had this vulnerable Paul Dano quality. Was he in Top Gun 2?
Anonymous No.212418024
>>212417886
Yes, he also played a meek Bob there.
Anonymous No.212418232 >>212420330
>>212415850
I think there's a scene in the show where he basically said he's exactly what the US government made him to be and he did exactly what they wanted him to do but they hang him out to dry because the civvies are such fucking pussies that killing a fucking terrorist who tried to murder John and succeeded in killing his friend, and was responsible for blowing up a hospital was a bad thing.
Anonymous No.212418825
>>212417733
>Fuck Florence
Okay.
Anonymous No.212419257 >>212420212
>>212408563
I wasnt traumatized? And they didnt even care considering they joked about her straight after. Very natural reaction saar.
Anonymous No.212419449
>>212417733
Wow. Pretty based of her
Anonymous No.212419542
>>212417733
great i like her now thanks asshole
Anonymous No.212420043
>/tv/ likes this
homos
Anonymous No.212420103
>>212407575 (OP)
>it is easily the best movie Marvel has done in at least the last 3 years
Why would you post something like this as if it's an accomplishment? Marvel has been a dumpster fire since Captain Marvel at the absolute latest. Why should I care that the bar for quality is still in the negatives?
Anonymous No.212420212 >>212420455
>>212419257
They didnt joke about the girl, watch the scene again
Anonymous No.212420214 >>212420376
>>212408221
Brave New World is not worse than the marvels, secret invasion or thor 4. And as of this week it's not worse than Ironheart either.
Anonymous No.212420243
>>212417817
Walker was done surprisingly well. I know they still brushed upon the "innocent civilian" but at least he got to push back against that. His asshole-ishness is given plenty of reason.
Anonymous No.212420330 >>212420471
>>212418232
I think you're right though it's been a while since I watched that abortion of a show.
He was totally vindication in his reaction. The only way anyone could argue it is because the terrorist surrendered - but someone from the forces like John would know that that can't be trusted.
Anonymous No.212420376
>>212420214
You know what, you're right, I take that back. It is the worst movie in a while though.
Genuinely wish I could wipe Secret Invasion out of existence.
Anonymous No.212420419
>>212407575 (OP)
>It was fun with a nive touch of dry humou
millenial snark is stale boring and was never gud, neither is it humour.
Anonymous No.212420425
>I saw this yesterday, why the hate? it is easily the best movie Marvel has done in at least the last 3 years.
Anonymous No.212420455
>>212420212
>Media illiteracy moment
Anonymous No.212420471 >>212420544
>>212420330
>the terrorist surrendered

You don't hold your hands out in front of you and try to get back up three times and only say "it wasn't me" when you're surrendering.
Anonymous No.212420544
>>212420471
I know that, you know that, most of this board knows that. Somehow a fuck ton of people watching that show did not get that.
Anonymous No.212421035
>>212407575 (OP)
I've still to watch the 'good' MCU shit the first three whatevers (20 or so movies). I watched Iron man ages ago (meh). I have shelves of this superhero crap mostly unwatched aside from the frist two tim burton batmans and a cople of the the nolan batmans and the first reeves superman and a couple of the xmen ones. I have the transformers and teenage mutant ninja turtle movies on the same shelves.I have them all though, even green lanter and daredevil and ghost rider, endless shit.It's a shelf full of American pathos and civilisational decline as far as I'm concerned. The Death of Hollywood on a shelf. CGI cartoons and loud noises.

The moement Hollywood went insane? When it tried to market movie globally with 'Captain America' in the title. You can mark it right to that moment.

It was always cheap vile brainless and the only message was 'might is right' which given supermans origin as an American fanfick for Nazi Germany sums it all up. Then the entitled teenage brat being made do his schoolwork seething that if he had (insert random stupid power) then the would would know it's shit. Its the lowest of all genres lower than war, drama, history, sci fi, fantasy, comedy, sex comedies, even rom com. It's the furball American 'culture' vomited up in its waning decades. I will watch it someday, I watched suicide squad (at least it has ass) and that stupid Joker is le Taxi Driver shit. Hard to believe its the same hollywood that gave us Speilberg, Lucas, Sewgio Leone, Robert Redford, Paul Newman, Steve McQueen, Arnie, Kubrick, eastwood, Monroe, Bogart, David Lean Pre senile reidley scott and pre ego baloon James Cameroon (what thefuck even is avatar) etc

Its hollywood choking on its own vomit. American culture rose with Hollywood and triumphed with techicolous sound, gone with teh wind and gone with the wind and the wizzard of Oz and died in a pull of CGI puke with asexuals in latex bodysuits in front of greensceens pretending to be angry teen.
Anonymous No.212421088
>>212407575 (OP)
>Red Guardian is a funnier character than we've had before
Anonymous No.212421171 >>212421277 >>212422034
>>212411485
>I walked into this with the lowest expectations and am halfway into it and nearly cried when Bucky showed up.
pic related
the only good superpower movie was carrie 1976
Anonymous No.212421246
>>212411485
>nearly cried when Bucky showed up.
Anonymous No.212421277 >>212421396
>>212421171
>Carrie
c'mon bro, at least pick something actually good.
Anonymous No.212421346
I think the last time I enjoyed a Marvel movie as much as Thunderbolts was Shang Chi's father's mental breakdown.
Anonymous No.212421396 >>212421547 >>212422034 >>212422689
>>212421277
compared to capeshit Carrie is a fucking masterpiece. Go watch it.
Anonymous No.212421547 >>212422118
>>212421396
>masterpiece
sure bro, whatever you say.
Anonymous No.212422034 >>212422181
>>212421171
>>212421396
Stephen King actually spoofed superheroes in The Regulators, which is not only getting an adaptation, but also deals with someone mentally ill with a demonic entity on his back drawing people into a nightmarish reality.
Anonymous No.212422118
>>212421547
Brian De Palma
yes it's a masterpiece compared to capeashit, go watch scarface while you're at it. You might finally get over watching this purile capweshit crap. The problem was never just the actors or directors, the stupid costumes or CGI. Superheros of the US Marvel/DC variety are shit and always were, it always stank and still does.
Anonymous No.212422181
>>212422034
What made Carries was Brian De Palma, what made the shining was Kubrick. King is not great he was the dime novel of the 80s. You new his book was not going to be great but it would last a long haul flight
Anonymous No.212422299 >>212422556 >>212422616
>Russians are good guys
>Ukranian Taskmaster dies
>Red Guardian adds Z to Avengers symbol
What does Trump era Marvel mean by this?
Anonymous No.212422387
>>212407575 (OP)
i prefer "black widow" family dynamics, this one feels souless
Anonymous No.212422500
>>212411485
>nearly cried when Bucky showed up.
Anonymous No.212422556
>>212422299
>>Russians are good guys
>>Ukranian Taskmaster dies
>>Red Guardian adds Z to Avengers symbol
>What does Trump era Marvel mean by this?
>> hallo look at muh faggotry tard fodder
Anonymous No.212422616 >>212422785
>>212422299
Taskmaster was Russian, daughter of the Red Room head honcho. The most proudly Russian character is Red Guardian, and he's often comic relief.
Anonymous No.212422636
>>212411627
What are you talking about? You are an insane nigga. Your brain is up on bricks, let me tell you. The rationality store called, they said "you gotta get down here, there's this fucking crazy guy, please somebody stop him"
Anonymous No.212422677 >>212429231
reminder this is the main reason for screen capeshit
low budget homosexuals weating spandex for childreds daytime tv
Anonymous No.212422689 >>212422797
>>212421396
>Stephen King adaptation
>masterpiece
Anonymous No.212422738
>>212411627
>Shills
nearly defnitely 'viral' marketing shills. even medicated underaged anons are not this retarded
Anonymous No.212422785 >>212423263
>>212422616
Olga Kurilenko is Ukranian
Anonymous No.212422788 >>212436964
>>212408666
>the worst part was the idea that anyone would care about Bob. in reality, he would be utterly alone and everyone would probably just tell him to kill himself, if they even bothered to notice him at all
you need a yelena hug anon
Anonymous No.212422797
>>212422689
Yup, kubrick (shining) and depalma(Carrie)could make gold from lead in the 70s, stop replying and just go and watch Carrie.
Anonymous No.212422847
>>212410087
>How good are the Taskmaster's quips and stuff?
Anonymous No.212422927 >>212423012
>>212407575 (OP)
The score in this scene was fucking great
Anonymous No.212422985
>>212408666
that literally was the case until the main characters of the film found him though. And the main characters are special because they're thee main characters.
Anonymous No.212423012
>>212422927
>they wanted to cast Steven Yeun for Bob
i don't care if he's a nepobaby, he's a good actor and we dodged one hell of a bullet.
Anonymous No.212423040 >>212423198 >>212423413
It was fun and unironically one of my favorite movies this year. Shame Disney is run by retards and they'll probably all die because Captain Falcon needs to be the poster boy.
Anonymous No.212423072 >>212423235 >>212423839
>>212407575 (OP)
>It was fun with a nive touch of dry humour
Although I agree with this when you think about it, nothing really happened for the entire movie and the whole thing was wrapped up in around 24 hours. The Sentry was handled, imo very poorly with his entire backstory being reduced to "I'm a meth-head" and The Void was similarly ruined by giving no clear motivation for his actions other than Bob being a bit sad.
Anonymous No.212423198
>>212423040
>It was fun and unironically one of my favorite movies this year.
Anonymous No.212423235 >>212423682
>>212423072
>, nothing really happened for the entire movie
so......capeshit?
Anonymous No.212423239
It was kind of weird how they had this whole "the Void shows you your secret shames" angle and then just did it with Yelena and John. They keep referencing the others having bad pasts and then did nothing with it, not even a montage or something.
Anonymous No.212423263
>>212422785
So you mean the actress? Nobody cares about that, she has Russian ancestry, Ghost's actress is half-Nigerian and she looks it, does it make i an African movie? Don't bring /pol/ into this
Anonymous No.212423287
it was piss weak and it had no consequences

boring ''most scenes shot in warehouse''-movie
Anonymous No.212423319 >>212434039
>>212411485
>Why is Walker such an asshole in Thunderbolts?
The super soldier serum is supposed to amplify everything about the subject, for better or worse. Although, it could just be bad writing.
Anonymous No.212423413 >>212425937
>>212423040
sebastian stan looks so sad
Anonymous No.212423430 >>212436964
Anonymous No.212423572
>>212417733
I like Florence as a person. She's a bit of a fridge but she seems like she's actually a nice person so fuck it. She's /tv/ approved.
>>212414491
It's his childhood house. It seems like he has zero history as Sentry before they released him in the vault. He disappeared two scientists and it looked like he was immediately put on ice and into the vault. The whole character seemed really rushed and poorly thought through.
Anonymous No.212423682
>>212423235
Much more so than usual.
The plot would have been acceptable had it been the first two episodes of a 10-episode television show. That's really what it felt like.
Anonymous No.212423734 >>212423861
>pirate fags who only see movie after they drop on streaming thinking their opinion matters
Anonymous No.212423839 >>212424457
>>212423072
They had been going on missions for Valentina for more than 24 hours, things just got to a head here. And the Void thrives on people's failures, fears and insecurities. Walker got a taste early. Or look at this from recent comics, where a future Luke Cage carrying a Void (and Sentry powers) is trolled by him about letting his family die and killin his best friend.
Anonymous No.212423861 >>212424029 >>212424056
>>212423734
>he paid
>he thinks his opinion matters when he was tricked into paying AGAIN
Anonymous No.212423924
>>212407575 (OP)
Your post explains what's wrong with it, it shows some promise for the future direction of these movies because most of it is dedicated to achieving that goal instead of being a solid standalone movie.
Avengers should be comprised of heroes who are impressive in their own right (they have their own movies) before teaming up for a mega-budget spectacle. This is more like GotG where the protags interactions are the main selling point.
It's a strange approach to rebuilding the franchise, it would make more sense to do a Nolan on it and simply do individual movies, rip off the best action-oriented cinema of the last 20 years, slap a Marvel sticker on it, and sell it to the public. Thunderbolts seemed to both recognise the need to freshen up the formula but still too samey, a B-side to the real Avengers.
Anonymous No.212424029 >>212424085 >>212424346 >>212430575
>>212423861
No anon, I watched a Camrip at launch and discussed the movie with anons a month ago, all I'm saying is that you're so late into the discussion
Anonymous No.212424056 >>212424178
>>212423861
>Box office flop
>Piratechads winning again
Anonymous No.212424085 >>212424123
>>212424029
>Moves the goal posts
Everyone laugh at this retard
Anonymous No.212424123
>>212424085
>everyone
lol, lmao
Anonymous No.212424178 >>212436964
>>212424056
It's a hit in my heart.
Anonymous No.212424339
>>212407575 (OP)
>capeshit
Anonymous No.212424346 >>212424494
>>212424029
>I watched a Camrip
You fucking disgust me. I feel brownness radiating off you. Never post on my board again.
Anonymous No.212424457 >>212424823 >>212425322
>>212423839
Comic Void actually kills people though. Movie Void puts them into a time-out struggle session and then brings them back after Bob sorts his feelings out. It also seemed like Sentry and Void were not independent from one another whereas I thought that in the comics they can operate independently from one another while still being the same being.
Anonymous No.212424494 >>212431099
>>212424346
This shit movie doesn't deserve more than that.
Anonymous No.212424560 >>212424858
@212424494
Camrips appeal only to low-impulse-control subhuman brownoids. SHAN'T be engaging with you further. SHAN'T be staining my awareness with further interaction with you.
Anonymous No.212424823
>>212424457
Movie Void is comparatively new, I didn't expect to see him ripping Scout's arm off, but ripping off Bucky's arm might have been a compromise for general audiences. Same with making the Void Rooms be more about mental torment than Saw physical torture traps to the death.
Anonymous No.212424858
>>212424560
Literal schizo tier post lmao
Anonymous No.212424920
>>212417733
wtf i love her now
Anonymous No.212425160
>>212417733
She's an angel. I'd fight anyone who says otherwise.
Anonymous No.212425322 >>212425708 >>212426079
>>212424457
It depends on what you mean by independently. In the comics. Sentry and Void could operate on opposite sides of the planet in the comics and it was understood they were the same person. In the movie, Bob and Void share Void Rooms, with Void telekinetically able to troll him, Bob able to navigate them, and Bob sharing a mental bond with him that the Void hoped to exploit at the end.
Anonymous No.212425708
>>212425322
In the movie it's pretty obvious that they're the same person and the only place they can physically interact with one another is in Bob's imagination zone.
It's just a wasted opportunity and imo a massive downgrade of the character.
Anonymous No.212425765
>>212407575 (OP)
>I saw this movie yesterday after pirating it and giving them no money why did you all not pay for it like I did
Anonymous No.212425937 >>212426039
>>212423413
He's looked completely miserable promoting Marvel slop lately, now that he's shown he's an actual good actor, with taste, after starring in a few real movies and even getting nomonated for awards. The whiplash must have been brutal
Anonymous No.212426039 >>212426379
>>212425937
He's been in the MCU for 14 years at this point, playing the same character for so long and barely getting anything good to do must be draining. Easy paycheck to just show up yeah but still draining.
Anonymous No.212426079
>>212425322
What they would have been much better off doing would be to have Sentry and the Thunderbolts face off against a major villain during Thunderbolts and then maybe in an after-credits scene show something happening somewhere else in the world with Void and none of the characters knowing what was happening or that it was Bob.
Instead, they blew his entire story arc in a single throwaway storyline which left zero impact and meant nothing.
The characters are all likeable and have potential but the story was fucking terrible and they deserved to lose money.
Anonymous No.212426379
>>212426039
I'm calling it now, Bucky will be one of the obligatory "show the audience the stakes are real this time" deaths once the next couple Avengers movies come around. They clearly have no idea what to do with the character and Stan looks so done. I get the feeling Elizabeth Olsen would want out too if her character wasn't so powerful and important for what they have planned in the coming years
Anonymous No.212426882
>>212408098
>I like it when they donโ€™t hold back on the threat level. That dude was just instantly zapping people to the Shadow Realm and those stains left on the ground were pretty frightening.
Yeah but I don't like how it's always easily undone and everybody comes back just fine. It was typical Hollywood cheese how the little girl was shown to come back A-OK and instantly reunited with her mother. I read the script for Zach Cregger's Weapons; and that movie will actually have the balls to imply that the people (particularly kids) impacted by the villain will be forever "changed" even though most survive.
Anonymous No.212427335
>>212417733
I love her
Anonymous No.212429231
>>212422677
this was primetime
Anonymous No.212429476 >>212429567
At some point between movies, they should have had Yelena drop the accent. They wouldn't even have had to come up with a reason, it's not like anyone would have noticed.
Anonymous No.212429567
>>212429476
Why? It's cute
Anonymous No.212429632 >>212429878
>>212408666
Anon, you're not in high school anymore.
Anonymous No.212429646 >>212433219
>>212407762
I kind of agree with you Anon and I liked the movie. The first half is just extremely terrible. It's them unnaturally dropping exposition for every character to recap for those that didn't watch their shows and it's extremely dull. Also the politician lady's plan to kill them is completely nonsensical. Why not just have a bomb that blows up the entire bunker without a giant red digital countdown?

Also yeah for all it's hyped up to be a team movie, it's really just Yelena. All the other TBs have nothing to do but dodge debris in the final act.
Anonymous No.212429671 >>212430009 >>212431365
>>212411485
lol I walked out of my chair at home when I tried to watch any of the pathetic winter soldier or captain america marvel movies. Bucky is the most uninteresting Marvel "hero" ever, he's on the same level as black widow and that arrow guy
Anonymous No.212429878
>>212429632
see you in hell
Anonymous No.212430009 >>212430722
>>212429671
I've dressed as him for Halloween 7 years in a row. The Cap movies are my favs too.
Anonymous No.212430300
>>212407575 (OP)
the doomer being a god level superhero was kino as a concept ngl
Anonymous No.212430575
>>212424029
>I watched a Camrip at launch
Anonymous No.212430635 >>212430777
>>212417733
ESL here. What does "ick" mean in this context? Is she being asked what's the thing she dislikes the most about him? Or if she knows what thing he dislikes the most?
Anonymous No.212430722 >>212431081 >>212431365 >>212433210
>>212430009
>he has a shield!!!
>he has a prostethic arm!!! wwoooow!!!

meanwhile there are literal gods walking around with infinite unlimited power like Thor. But sure bro, go dress as the guy with a slightly stronger shield or the guy who lost an arm
Anonymous No.212430777 >>212431104
>>212430635
>ESL here.

Then don't post
Anonymous No.212431009 >>212433782
>>212408383
>There is nothing vicious about being instantly teleported to another dimension.
Different anon here, but anon, at the time she got voided, we didn't know there was another dimension. We thought the people getting voided were just fuckin' DEAD.
Anonymous No.212431081
>>212430722
I'm not as jacked as Thor and it doesn't mean I don't like him either. Everyone has favorites. Plus it's stupid to base it completely on power alone. Just be Hulk or Witch if you want that.
Anonymous No.212431099
>>212424494
If you really thought it didn't deserve a watch you wouldn't subject yourself to a camrip just to get your fix, you MCU-addicted and impoverished brown scum.
Anonymous No.212431104
>>212430777
Nah I'm good
Anonymous No.212431194
Anonymous No.212431265
>>212407575 (OP)
If the lead was hotter the love interest would've sold better and maybe outshined the shitty writing and awful humor. Now we're stuck with piggy
Anonymous No.212431365
>>212430722
>>212429671
Classic brown ESL mindset, only caring about power levels because he can't actually connect with characters and spends the entire time calculating who can beat who instead.
Anonymous No.212433210
>>212430722
Powerfags like you would cream on Invincible and then rush out and take your phone to order that mexican Invincible-themed taco or something huh?
Anonymous No.212433219
>>212429646
I'd think if you just blow up an entire military lab at the top of a mountain somebody else is going to notice and ask you if there was a terrorist attack. Didn't that happen when Bob smashed it?
Anonymous No.212433782
>>212431009
Yeah just from the marketing people were thinking the Void was literally turning people into ashes.
Anonymous No.212434039 >>212434966
>>212423319
Thatโ€™s not how it works. The super soldier serum Walker took just makes you superhumanly strong, durable and fast.

You saw like twenty terrorists in falcon and winter soldier who took it. Notice how none of them became red skull or looked different AT ALL. Neither did Walker. Because it isnโ€™t how it works

The comparison made to Bob in the movie is also lazy as fuck. Because this is not the super soldier serum, itโ€™s bizarre they act like anything that gives you powers is the same as the exact thing given to captain America
Anonymous No.212434081 >>212437037
>see someone instantly evaporate and leave a black shadow
>somehow assume she doesnt actually die but just disappeared and will easily get revived later
What kind of logic is this? Even for capeshit thats dumb af
Anonymous No.212434966
>>212434039
The point is something that that has also been shown in the comics. You give a super soldier serum, especially one with a million exploding suns, to an outstanding recruit or a career soldier like Walker, not a junkie backpacker like Bob. Now he earned the powers and evervybody else is stuck with him, that's the story of his life.
Anonymous No.212436811
>>212407617
it's not even good setup, the action scenes are mediocre, the characters don't have ANY kinda chemistry(romantic/friendship/sexual), there is no history between any characters except the "father/daughter" and even there david tennant is so good looking and pugh so ugly that it seems like he should be fucking her instead of being a cringy stepdad
Anonymous No.212436964 >>212437066
>>212424178
>>212423430
>>212422788
>>212417733
funniest part of thunderbolts discourse is stormfronters desperate to promote the WMWF relationship even thought it's a complete nothingburger with no chemistry.
Anonymous No.212437037
>>212434081
someone needs to make an edit of pugh looking at gorr murdering someone and teleporting into the darkness and going to save him, it's the same tier of stupid
Anonymous No.212437066
>>212436964
you live in a constructed fantasy world