Thread 212407780

Elanor edition

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>>212407780 (OP)
Jet fucked Ellie.

Ellie and Angie both gooky sluttys tight brat and grifter that need correction

i kinda like this retard

Abigail is a loathsome junkie hick who tweets about loving BBC since way back.
Shadia did nothing wrong besides being an absolute sexual goddess that we all love!

>>212407821
Indeed.

>>212407780 (OP)
She looks familiar.....

>>212407794
Abi has the social and mental capacity of a 10 year old girl. Where are the adults in the room? Nowhere to be found

>>212407780 (OP)
An 18 y/o Ellie gf would save me.

>>212407821
and clarie

>>212407780 (OP)
inb4 watermellie

Watermellie

>>212407883
Elliemelon

Post esoteric ftl lore that proves you aint no babyfag

>>212407843
Shadi has a 14 year old mental age. Where are the adults in that circle? Is there a single one?

the four pillars of fishtank dot live

>>212407854
Letty was protecting her telling her to not drink and Shadi ruined her

#SaveOurFishgirls

>>212407854
>muh social and mental capacity
Zoomers are the most pathetic losers in the history of the world. Maybe she shouldn't be flying around the world to slurp wigger and nigger cocks if she's so incapable. It's only when the time comes for accountability, that suddenly she's some brain paralyzed vegetable. Sounds like a lot of MALARKEY!

>>212407843
Y'know after seeing this, I think you just might be right.

>>212407915
#TheyAreAllWhores

>>212407951
Ok namefag

>>212407915
Trish deserves happiness

>>212407951
>>212408006
besides this one

>She's 22 so she can be abused and raped
Nice logic fatty

dead thread

>>212407854
My poor 20 year old child! She shits in diapers! How could you find her attractive you sicko

>>212408075
and that's a good thing, it mean klaus and other scums are somewhere else

i think ellie might actually be a sociopath. it's in the way she speaks. it's like she's only saying what she thinks you want her to say. am i the only one who noticed this? it's especially apparent when she responds to aryeh, but it's with everyone.

When did this show get cute Asian girls

bitchtank 2

These are grown women are you guys obsessed with fucking children trying to make them kids
Jet fishtank babies for the season 5 theme it's what the "fans" crave

Why did Claire try to start a beef with Letty?

here's how Abi could have avoided a lifetime of being turned out for pills
>Here, take these drugs, Abi.
>No, drugs are not good for you. I don't want any. Actually, I don't even want to hang around you anymore. Goodbye.

>>212407902
>evil gay faggot
>incel crybaby loser
>junkie whale lover
>stinky chinkcel

>>212408084
She’s 24

>>212408120
I too want bitchtank 2

>>212408188
OMG SHE HAS THE MENTAL AGE OF A 4 YEAR OLD- average simp

>>212407902
>jon
ech, as if

>>212408170
Because letty is skinnier than her

>jon brings some dude on adl
>he has covid
>everyone panics
>jon has a 40boy fabricate a doctor's note saying the guy doesn't have covid
>40boy is retarded and thinks the note is supposed to say he DOES have covid
>jon doesn't read it
>jon has a contestant read the note out loud
>everyone looks confused
kek

chicken lady

>>212408075
dead career

imagine how differently abi's life could have turned out if she let me touch her butt

>>212408242
Nice masonic symbol.
It's a Satanic show

>>212408231
lmao

>>212408104
welcome to women
this is what they're like when they don't have a neurodevelopmental disorder

>>212408231
it gets worse in part 2 with augie and the alcohol poisoning incident

turns out jon really does not like the jews

>>212408231
it could have been kino if they had anyone competent enough to run tech

>>212408104
>Am I the only one who noticed this?
No, pretty much everyone has. Nothing about her nor anything she says is genuine, her simps will never wake up.

>>212408293
>>212408231
APOLOGIZE

>>212407928
>Maybe she shouldn't be flying around the world to slurp
Groupies have always existed

>>212408242
Why did she do it?

>Greg is somehow the best showrunner in the Fishtank sphere
How?

>>212408345
He's also the superior groomer (doesn't get caught like Nepstein)

>>212408345
he has good handlers

>>212408367
Blacksmith better hide his wife
once you hear the familiar declarations of asexuality, you know Greg is making his move

>>212408294
they did, but bleau stole the camera guy's wallet so he left with his equipment, plus bleau also made them use his shitty computer to stream as leverage so he could stop the show if they disobeyed him

>>212408319
Jimmy the based
Jimmy the chud
If you gotta problem then there’ll be blood
Jimmy the based
Never defaced

HES A KINO MACHINO
THE LIKES THAT WE’VE NEVER SEEN
JIMMY IS KING (oh yeah)
JIMMY IS BASED (oh so true)
NEVER DEFACED
JIMMY THE CHUD
ALWAYS THE BUD

oh oh oh oh jimbo
Oh oh
Oh jimbo
JIMMY THE BASED
JIMMY THE CHUD
Never disgraced
Always /ourguy/
Reddit could never replace
JIMMY
THE
BOSSNIGGA

i'm about 30 minutes into this adl documentary and i couldn't care less. does it get better?

>>212408319
we love jimbo huh chat

>>212408402
ai sloppa song with these lyrics. now.

>>212408431
i did 2x speed only had to slow down for Xio

>>212408345
He's not afraid of being the butt of the joke, on his first Gregtank is was pretty much just Frank and Burt making a bunch of money fucking with him. Jet would never allow himself to be made fun of, that's grounds for coming down to the basement for a quick confession talk.

>>212408431
it does, but it's not amazing or anything

>>212408431
do you need tiktok vids in the background
zoomer faggot?

>>212408466
the documentary is uninteresting. sorry you have shit taste, you fucking retard.

>>212408456
i wish i'd watched that. based on clips i've seen, there was no way for me to know it would be that good.

>>212408431
adl?

>>212408483
boo hoo zoom zoom needs his tiktok vids

I have never watched fishtank and I'm not going to start now.

>>212408496
jon's shitshow

>>212408504
Good

>>212408496
amewican dude wodge, jon's christian cult shittank

>>212408504
It's a bad show

>>212408504
i feel like i learned some things about human nature by watching this shitshow
on the whole it's a massive timesink

>>212408504
That’s fair

>>212408536
>human nature
the people on fishtank aren't like regular humans. it's like comparing people from a trailer park to people from the nice suburbs.

>>212408431
No, don't waste your time. KF is obsessed with it so they'll just make some cliff notes for it at some point just wait until then.

>>212407891
>thread full of babyfags

>>212408589
Based

>>212408343
for the schizos

>>212407780 (OP)
Ok fine, I'll check it out finally. Where can I watch this?

>>212408568
i would compare it more to a nature documentary

>>212408624
About that...

>>212408624
>watch
UHHHHHH

It's not pedo to be attracted to Ellie but it is pedo to be attracted to Angie. Ellie looks and acts like a young woman whereas Angie looks likes and acts like she's a little girl. Angie posters are all sicko creeps.

>>212408242
Don't let Sam see this....

>>212408624
https://rumble.com/v6vrmmf-hell-house-the-downfall-of-adl-part-ii.html

>Mizzy's patreon still not leaked weeks later
Damn she really does not have one real fan

>>212408256
unironically this. i couldn't save her, but i could have touched her butt

>>212408677
She posting nudes or s0meshit?

>>212408624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPmt-k-ScvM

>>212408677
Poor Mizzy lol.

>>212407891
LubeCooch

What do you retards love this shit? Sam was right. You have access to all of the world's best literature, movies, and music, and instead you choose to discuss this slop. These are really the end times, I suppose.

>>212408466
people have been walking out of shitty movies since they were invented

anyone has the socials of the ADL girls? especially the Black queen and the e-girl looking one that helped with marketing. they cute.

>>212408504
lucky..

>>212408689
She implies it's non-nude but fappable but I'm sure it's a total scam. I just want someone else to pay and confirm so I don't personally get scammed.

>>212408742
i think it shows their socials at the end of the episodes of the doc

>>212408665
>Ellie acts like a young woman
Lol

>>212408739
short attention span faggot

>>212408719
>You have access to all of the world's best literature, movies, and music
ok, so i can discuss old stuff that's good or modern shit that's full of brown people and propaganda.

or i can discuss fishtank. i'll take fishtank.

>>212408719
>some boring old pointless shit from forever ago
>vs
>the most interesting e-celebrity gossip and scandal that shapes the entire internet daily
I'm just living in the here and now

>>212408466
Did you make the video or something

>>212408757
oh thanks. im like 2 hours in while playing comfy vidya. ill wait until it ends so i can have a quick goon shesh

>>212408760
Cmon I mean Angie is running around like a little girl. Ellie is a responsible adult in comparison.

which fishtank adjacent thing did alex b get kicked out of? was it adl or something else?

>>212408795
ellie is either a pickme or a sociopath. everything she says is based on what she thinks you want to hear.

>>212408719
>people engage in reality tv
>”wow.. these are le end times.. we really are hashtag doomed..”

>>212408784
chadvanceface: yeah

>>212408760
Ellie cooks and cleans and takes care of her little niece, whereas Angela jumps on her bed listening to One Direction and holds tea parties for her plushies. She's useless which is why she has to monetise her body.

>>212408795
So does Ellie actually act like a young woman or only relative to the way Angie acts

>>212408504
can we trade places? pretty please?

>>212408810
Some who gives a fuck streamer slop event from Streamstars that Aperture hosted. Literally nobody on here watched it.

>>212408624
You're too late. The show got shut down by the local government and will never be back

Jon sporadically wanted to make them sleep on the side of a mountain, in Oregon, in February. it was supposed to be 20 degrees out that night.

I'm surprised Jon's parents never took him to speech therapy. Neglect much?

>>212408848
if we're basing what they do on what they did in the tank, then ellie does nothing but sleep and look in the mirror.
meanwhile, angie actually has worked a job.

Let's be real, ADL had a better script going than Jet could ever come up with

>>212408881
oh that's right thanks. yeah fuck that.

>>212408892
base

>>212408848
Does Angie have a little niece to take care of? This point you’re trying to make is incredibly gay either way. A majority of the people on this show act immaturely.
>Heh— my very young e-girl of choice is more mature than yours!
shutup faggot get a grip?

Simply the best

>>212408892
>jon a better hellhouse host than sam hyde is
jon should have hosted the 2nd half of s3

good thing /ftl/ can now stay on /tv/ indefinitely, because ellie is KINO

>>212408677
Same with Alexis

>>212408848
Angelica takes care of her Down’s syndrome brother. Ellie doesn’t take care of anything.

>jon woke up the women while drunk to get them to make him and his friends food

baste

>>212408941
She has a down syndrom lol brother

>>212408919
even his retards were mumbling to themselves about how it was a bad idea, but they were too scared to say anything to him. they had no food, no camping shit, and no money. and were streaming to like a dozen people.

>>212408961
that was always an on going bit
>MAWY MAKE ME SOME COFFEE

>>212408961
and it wasn't even adl production. just people he met at the bar.

>>212408992
i barely watched past the first couple of days

>>212408941
While you weirdly make up scenarios about Ellie, Angie actually has a younger sibling she has to help take care of.

wtf mizzy got married and is a tradwife now?? i didnt even know she was engaged

>>212408848
Ellie doesn’t have a niece, she has a nephew. I also don’t remember her ever mentioning taking care of him.

>>212408961
they were all disgusting whores so they deserved it and much worse desu

>>212409033
No that was creature and sylvia

jon could get away with murder and 4chan response would
>”nontent”

Angelina pretty cool in dm's

I have a girl but i respect a fun brat hustle

>>212408951
I can't wait to get sent to /bant/ to see how few of you Eliiecucks there actually is and where you're from.

>>212409025
Point out where I make up weird scenarios about Ellie.

>>212409092
pls sar be respecfully

legitimately can't believe there's people still simping for Ellie. Some of you are legitimately insane and pathetic.

>>212409064
She also has a niece and she removed the Tiktok video where she was spending time with her. She also mentioned having a niece on the tank.

>>212409108
how long did this fucking show go on? i'm almost done with part 2 and still no josie wosie or jacob

Why do you post here, didn't you know ftl is for teenage girls? What next, you going to go play hello kitty island adventure?

I think they should cast 3 liberals next season, just to see what happens. Maybe 1 commie and two liberals. I wanna see how mad they get

>>212409109
No, we must love princess Ellie, we must keep asking her to redeem the BWC. Pls mam, redeem the white boy.

>>212409128
they always have a couple liberals

>>212408677
>>212408752
Its shit like everything she does.
Mostly stuff from her friends movie projects she pays to be on or pics from her vacation to france she already showed.
Now shes posting beats for her "songs" shes working on.

cole will have a warehouse and a hot tub

>>212409122
That was brotank, its what made jon think he could pull off ADL

>>212409132
Sylvia was my guilty pleasure fap fuel during/after S1 but I just can't look at her the same anymore since she's a tradwife now

>>212409122
that’s broktank

can a fricking cute wholesome 4chan chungus drop in?

>>212409149
>>212409161
oh that's right thank you. i forgot they're different things.

>>212408954
I feel like Alexis would actually post something good

>>212409137
Serious question. Why the fuck do you care who ellie bangs when it will 100% not be you?

>>212408961
They deserved it for being desperate enough to hold onto Jon and ADL for a miniscule amount of clout.

>>212408944
>condemned
Jet sure did try his hardest

>>212409132
She could actually be attractive if she didn’t wear such garish makeup.

>>212409139
Definitely s3 had some. It made me laugh

>>212409180
Why do sad sacks keep asking her to if she likes white boys is the real question.

>>212408881
It was called "The Sardine Tank". Had better setup than ADL somehow.

Jon is content machine, fishtank audience hate him because instead of bringing the money to daddy sam and gypsy jet, he do it for free

>>212409140
>reposting free youtube "beats" for $26
kekarooski
I imagine she's violating some youtube musician's copyright to do this, probably reportable

>>212409168
I don't get why freddy was the only one leaning forward. It's a ramp for fuck sake

>>212409201
Letty, Vance, and Sylvia were all liberals.

>>212409091
What do you DM her on?
She hasn't responded to mine on insta

Van is a Jet saboteur

>>212409198
Eh what're you gonna do? She probably likes the style and feeling like a cartoon french mime or something

>>212409128
do you realize le liberals are 50% of the country and most of them are just normal and not the insane people you see online

>>212409224
he needs to die, and i’m glad frank and skippy are exposing him

>>212409132
Her husband is a beta cuck for not taking the reigns and ordering her to stop shaving the eyebrows (He's a /ftl/ simp, so I guess it's expected)

>>212409132
Top tier slampig

>>212409145
Now of these spin off tanks are any good without multiple cameras you can easily switch between. They should make a .m3u8 player app that has them all loaded in.

>>212409234
Sylvia seemed like one. But Letty and Vance? Nah

>>212409248
It's adds some more spice to the competition is all.

>>212409249
I'm happy his tarded ass makes you seethe.

>>212408777
>discuss old stuff that's good
So you acknowledge that you can discuss old stuff that is good, but you're just totally cucked by this show and spend all your waking days fawning over no account zoomers. Got it. You really know where your priorities are, bud.
>>212408779
>interesting e-celebrity gossip and scandal that shapes the entire internet daily
PPPPPPPFFFFFFFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!
>>212408833
>reality tv
Reality TV is a misnomer. You're obviously going to play up your behavior for the cameras, and that doesn't represent reality.

>>212409270
Letty's a canadian turbo-feminist. Vance is a registered Democrat. Sylvia had commie sickle shit.

>>212408179
>Pump me full of pills and then pump me full of cum, JET!

I forsee the worst off-season to date

>>212408719
>world's best literature
Nobody fucking reads
>movies
They haven't released a good movie in ages
>music
Discussing music is the gayest most pointless fucking thing ever, im not going to listen to your shitty albums and you are not going to like the music I like

>>212409231
a weighted vest and ankle weights might have something to do with that in this instance

>>212409128
TJ leans liberal.
Claire had a "co-exist" sticker on laptop(but she downplayed it by saying it was ironic).
Payton supports LGBT+ rights.
Freddy is a liberal.

>>212408179
In reality
>jet liked claire because she was a drunk mess, if i become a drunk mess then he will like me too

>>212409277
So you know that Reality TV is a thing, and understand what people mean when they say it.

>>212408719
>You have access to all of the world's best literature
I've already read it

>>212409319
>leans
he voted Green party

>>212409277
I don't even like Sam or Jet but the Fishtank extended universe is the pinnacle of "interesting" right now. I tab over to people like Asmongold and xQc and even Hasan and all their streams are just falling asleep to watching 12 hours worth of copyrighted material for "reaction" purposes (Also MoistCritikal now that I think about it)
Fishtank is the only property doing anything new on the entire internet.

>>212408431
Part 1 is pretty slow, part 2 is when you get a lot of the crazy shit

fishtank audience hate Jon, because of his fishtank appearance, he had sex with more females than jet, and jet was trying so hard to get pussies for being fishtank showrunner, and Jon just outnumbered him

>>212409033
Not married, but she is hiding a cockbuddy. No one cares enough about her to do a autistic investigation like tayleigh simps.

they should buy this house for fishtank
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5799-Rittenhouse-Shore-Dr-Austin-TX-78734/29367002_zpid/

>cheaper than their current houses
>large, no HOA, no film permits required (texas baybee)
>access to lake for boat tank
>35 min drive from the airport
>has large detached garage converted to a guest house (for production)
>asmongold like 20 minutes away (can kidnap him for torture)
>road is named after american hero Kyle Rittenhouse

>>212409310
Save me the sorry ass excuses. Bending the knee to this shit is the lowest thing you can do. So glad the locals took this shit off the air. Cry about it harder.

>>212409306
>Josiefagging and pedo posting
Yeah

>>212409298
>letty
>feminist
Lmao

>>212409360
There is more than just streamers in life lol

it was big to me cuz isaacs is small

>>212408179
you’re not making any sense

>>212409380
>rittenhouse shore

>>212409128
As others have pointed out theres already been left wing people on the show and part of the audience is left wing even if a minority.
Theres still left wing people out in the world, especially outside the US, that enjoy edgy shit.

>>212409380
Nice location honestly

>>212408104
don't forget the headphone dox which is a crazy thing to do even if you hate someone.

>>212409380
>"goldstriker inbound!" Tweets on a friday
>has to fly out to texas to spend 4 hours in the house then flies back home

>>212409326
Abi was in love with Claire when she started drinking heavily so I thought she wa copying her. But you’re right she probably also wanted to become cool to jet and be invited to party with the wiggers

>>212409380
I might buy this house for myself.

>>212409270
Letty was the biggest lib in the house, she was calling out Sylvia for placating the audience with conservative trad talking points

VinnyRamosComedy

>>212409380
Just bought it :)

>>212409336
Whatever, who gives a fuck? It's the lowest form of entertainment as far as I'm concerned.
>>212409360
Sure, but you're narrowing your horizons to shitty streamers that have always been insufferable nontent. There's more to entertainment than gay ass Twitch streamers.

Why is Claire so fucked up?

>>212409453
She was just calling out Sylvia for being a hypocrite, letty is a gigachud

>>212409380
That’s what suburban shit box goes for in my city. I need to move

like im into gigi

>>212409413
we all agree it was jet who did it, she only let him to use her phone

Someone needs to save Angelina before she feels the need to take her patreon lewds further and start uploading some truly satanic images

>>212409433
You know, now that they're explicitly mentioning Texas, Sam might be stepping down to be replaced by Alex Stein.

>>212408504
>I'm not going to start now.

Even if you wanted to, you couldn't.

>>212409128
>Let's get heckin liberals to pwn on our based right wing show, that'll teach em!
You guys are so pathetic lmao

>>212409474
>they liked us
>us
>do you think they actually like me
Shadi is such a whore lmao, all she cared about is whether she would be included in the jet foursome

Anyone notice the glass bowl in that pic of Jet next to the direnc message?
I like how Sam says weed is for losers then gives a pothead control over his show.

>>212409482
She looks absolutely breathtaking here with braids.

Is there an archive of the Seth/freddy/angie ig live?

>>212409505
Dude sam was in the room when jet and ben did a challenge that just consisted kf them blowing weed smoke in people's faces

>>212409495
>weee weeee don't pwn my heckin libs

Liberals need to get pwned, bro

>>212409474
Catholic school childhood shatters the brains of brats

>>212409505
Jet is unironically the biggest threat to Sam’s current RW Christian grift even more than Marky.

>>212409508
Jet had a good grip on them, for several nights in a row

>>212409474
>but he wants a threesome with me and abi lol
>lol

>>212409505
Everyone on the show but Sam is a pothead, even Ellie. Sam needs to get with the times.

>>212409528
When was that?

>>212409488
she made it clear on her interview last night that she has no intention of ever doing OF or OF style content, she is too pure

>>212409198
>>212409257
>/ftl/ fags don’t like real goth girls

>>212409529
It will just be losers like you screeching like you did for freddy
>ahhh freddy called someone racist how can you like him! Nooo stop liking him!

>>212409508
Jets handlebars

>>212409486
well sure but letting yourself be used by jet to dox someone is the same thing just much worse

>>212409477
No, she acted chuddy too sometimes but that was to just to tease the audience

>>212409326
that's magical thinking

>>212409559
Freddy was super cringe my liberal friend

>>212409556
Love her.

>>212409556
Most girls only ever do non nude stuff on onlyfans. What Angie is doing on Patreon is no different

>>212409553
In the cell. Drench was super against it and wouldnt participate and sam kept trying to force her to do it. This is right after he heard a 666 tts and said to ban all 666 messages.
Saying "666" is worse than trying to force someone that is sober to smoke weed

>>212409395
yes, turning down drugs makes no sense to a retarded dopehead

>>212409505
Sam always makes exceptions. Every time he talks about weed he mentions that "unless you are super successful like Nick" cope

>>212409128
Who should they get? Tiny headed roach obviously would never. Cuckstiny?

This thread is not very avant-garde

>>212409613
Nick isn’t even super successful, he’s a silver spoon faggot who has a couple of shitty properties

>>212409586
Didn’t realize Jet and Ben were smoking weed in front of Sam as part of a challenge. No one clipped a pic of them hitting bowls?

>>212409505
>>212409586
sorry, i dont

Claire was jealous of Letty because Abi liked her better

>>212409654
there was a point where freddy smoked cbd in the cell. maybe they were smoking that. i didn't watch the whole cell.

>>212409617
destiny has been pathetically trying to get sams attention for years, just like ethan klein always name dropping him and talking about him like he is a revered god.

>>212409654
It was a joint

So the show is basically dead right? Like, never-coming-back dead?
There is no way they will construct a fake house with HVAC, plumbing, etc. There is simply no fucking way. Wiggers would never be able to do that

>>212409586
Sam is living the true Christian life, stop blaspheming his good name.

>>212409654
It was CBT.
They joked about it later.

>>212409248
>just normal and not insane
That's not really true now is it? The majority are just empty vessel normies yes, who always just parrot the ideology of whoever is in charge, but in any small town across the country you can see the poopdick/castration flag

>>212409667
You don’t what? Care?

>>212409627
Cole tank better be real

>>212409636
every time i hear this i wonder how low class a person has to be to believe it
his father would go on the roof during storms to pry off tiles to do insurance fraud
he would randomly turn up with a box full of sunglasses that fell off a truck and tell his kids to take their pick
if his family were italian they would be like sopranos side characters

*thumps the keyboard to refresh the thread*
>WE LOVE ANGIE, MY WAIFU MY WAIFU, WHAT A TIGHT LITTLE BRAT, WE LOVE ELLIE, WE LOVE ELLIE*
That's my impression of you right now faggots

>>212409693
I think they're probably moving states, and selling their properties

>>212409689
ok so they either act like sam doesn't exist or they're obsessively trying to grab his attention

>>212408719
I'm always reading 3 books at a time and still watch, bitch

>jet was okay with jon hosting adl at the s2 house
were bill and jet trying to set up jon with a neighbors?

>>212409698
i dont remember, like what pic? >>212409505
i dont remember >>212409528
probably it is true, so we need clips

>>212409684
>mfw I sent 2 messages in chat during letty+abi stream and made letty lol twice and abi once

>mfw I have no face

>>212409636
I know. That is why it is such pathetic cope.

His house is nice though, have to give him that.

>>212409128
As other ppl have said most of the s3 cast was liberal, TJ leaned left, Freddy was definitely left leaning and Direnc made a joke about trump being a rapist so she was definitely on the left side of things. Speaking from personal anecdotes there’s definitely liberal fans. You act like this is some taboo show for libs, leftists like chaotic shows too

>>212409744
*the neighbor’s

>>212409695
Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?

>>212409693
I see three paths
> show dead they sell properties and move on
> follow up on idea of fishtank-as-a-platform and do streamstars virtual houses
> re-org of the business, new management insead of jet that is competent enough to build commercial property and follow laws etc

Woke up extremely hard for this brat

>>212409786
prove it

>>212409495
Some rightioids are more insufferable than your normie lib I stg

>>212409488
I'd have a good shot but i already got a bitch

she's a nice girl

save her

>>212409745
I guess it was on instagram, direnc says look at my DM im down for you. There’s a pic of Jet to left and a bowl on table. Someone will post it again eventually.

Jet is the responsible partner holding the organisation together and Sam is the liability who constantly throws their projects into jeopardy, but you're not ready for that conversation.

>>212408512
did this really have to be six hours?

>>212409762
Who are some really hardcore chuds politically? Jon is the only one I can think of, is there anyone else?

You should collab with Trish, Cole. She wants you fr fr ong

>>212409861
that was debunked this season, stupid

>>212409867
it's iii parts. so it's probably 9 hours.

>>212409128
>heh.. let’s get some fucking libs and commies on the show
>yeah we’ll show them how based we are and they’ll go… crazy!
shutup faggot. you need to be 18 to post here.

>>212409582
onlyfans supports aipac

patreon hosts war mode

>>212409861
They're both liabilities to the spirit of creativity.

>>212409867
it’s really good

>>212409869
Jon and Jimmy. Tayleigh allegedly, but I don't know if that's real.

>>212409861
Sam has plenty of problems and obviously isn't great management but jet is just on another level of useless

>>212409689
What? Destiny only started talking about Sam again recently because of Sam's show where he is more honest about his politics.
Destiny is like pretty wealthy and has more influence online. I dont think he cares about getting Sam's attention. He just criticizes his politics to fill his stream hours.

>>212409861
It’s possible, Sam has ultimate say on the show so the bucks stops with him, the fish rots from the head

>>212409843
this? to people really believe sam cares about morality and sobriety of people around him? jet works for him and brings him nice money, he will keep him next to him, maybe hide from exposure, but money is money

>>212409128
This post pissed off a lot of libs

>>212409911
That’s it.

>>212409745
It happened in this thread
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/211856331/#211856682

>>212409869
Can only think of Jon. Maybe Daniel and Luke get close but they’re functionally as retarded as Jon and care more about their hobbies and interests. Rest seem like they’d be friendly with troons and stuff like that if they knew them long enough.

>>212409911
>Purple
>ask him about Bic Purple

What does this have to do with Jet?

>>212409911
OMG UR SO SEXY I WANT U FR ONG

Has anyone updated this?

>>212409861
Bill ottman is the only non wigger in the project and he’s their fake lawyer

>>212409911
Now try to figure out what Sam’s actual beliefs are when you realize he’s only concerned with making money

>>212409980
you need to change every entry on every level to jet fucking contestants

>>212409711
This is all made up lmao

>>212409867
Absolutely not. I tried to watch and it felt absurd having these dopes interviewing about some knockoff show nobody saw even though I'm sure it was a shitshow. Needs a 10-15 minute summary of why to even care and show highlights

>>212409980
Funny how absorbed toast couldn’t use a lot of the really juicy fishtank iceberg topics because he didn’t want to risk burning bridges with staff. I get it but man some of the lower level topics on the video were lame

i wonder if she kept the onesie

>>212409982
Supporting your bf is so alien to zoomers that they can’t even comprehend it

>>212408029
she literally fucked Brian in the closet on week one. Biggest bop to ever come on the show.

Jet is so hot

>>212409904
destiny has been giving sam verbal rimjobs ever since he called hasan out at the boxing event, then in the past year or so keeps trying to subtly bait him into a debate

>>212410033
We know Ellie.

She hasn't reposted a heckin meme in over 6 hours, this is inconceivable

>>212409128
A majority of FH 2.0 were libs. Here’s what basically happened.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq77jF92KHk
Fanboy faggot.

>>212410025
They didn't bang in the closet they made out and cole cockblocked brian before anything really happened

Can't wait for the next year of discussing Claire and Abi fucking Jet over and over again :)

>>212409128
They had that supremely liberal disabled fat girl on Bitchtank and she just laughed it off before leaving

>>212410003
crazy to think that someone looks at nick rochefort and thinks he's high class
what level of ramen for dinner childhood did you have

>>212410054
First real princes rest in three weeks,

>>212408104
Shes a psycho. Angelina is cringe when she says shit like "upsetti spaghetti" but Ellies entire personality is literally "kekarooni i am le old fag." Like shes using word choice that we used in 2014 lmao. Its like she was 8 years old when people on here stopped talking like that.

>>212409128
>I think they should cast 3 liberals next season, just to see what happens. Maybe 1 commie and two liberals. I wanna see how mad they get

>>212410025
we cant blame her for it, so she is still #notawhore

>>212410073
While Fishtank continues to collapse?
Sounds kino

Claire rimmed Jet
Abi rimmed Jet
Ellie rimmed Jet

>>212408343
Le 4chan edgy so the simps stick around

>>212408343
It's a satanic show. How many times do we have to go over this? Do you think we're just memeing or something?

>Already making at least 1300 a month off Patreon
She won

>>212410073
Don't worry! You won't believe who's next to be revealed to have fucked Jet.

>>212409528
Wasn't that just CBD?

>>212410115
>Trish wanted to fuck Sam
>Binx wanted to fuck Luke
>Mizzy wanted to fuck Sam
>Angie tried "befriending" production
>Direnc was down bad for Jet
>Letty has fucked them all
At this point if you don't think picrel is the only decent woman in the Fishtank Universe you are dumb and deserve punishment

I think they should cast three of the realest, illest, hardest looking NAZIS in all of New England #FreeSpeechAbsolutism

>Ellie’s sister is hotter
>Burt’s brother is funnier
>Claire’s sisters are hotter
Why do we keep getting the worst sibling?

>>212408488
>>212408456
He genuinely seems enthusiastic and hyped about his shit
>He's not afraid of being the butt of the joke
that too

I've only watched the recaps of his first gregtank a couple days ago but he's stuffing a crazy amount of content into each day which, to be fair is probably easier when it was only him as the "rat in the tank". But I'm looking forward to his second attempt and I appreciate him pulling the date closer.

>>212410090
>"upsetti spaghetti"

based and qt-pilled

>>212409586
its cbd not weed lol

>>212410020
It was covered in piss they were all thrown out

>>212409477
Holy shit what is this cope

>>212410168
I'm indifferent to her but it's unfortunate that she hates people that look like me.

>>212410174
Fishtank is one of the sketchiest shows a girl could on besides some bang bus shit

>sam doesnt want it to feel like work so has wigger slaves run it for him
>is reluctant to have it outside of RI because he doesnt want to travel (see above)
>wiggers are too incompetent to make it work in RI (ignoring mounting legal issues)
>last fishtank talk he said they need to look into moving it to a better state
>can tell his heart isn't in it, will either cut himself from it completely or sell the IP
>he just wants to sit in his compound talking with his buddies
>fishtank is all Jet has left (sam prefers chris for everything Jet used to be)
>if sam sells it off to someone else, they definitely won't keep Jet
>without Sam or the wigwogs, it will be Fishtank in name only

is there any whitepill I can take?

>>212410163
>just CBD
Yeah, it was totally just CBD bro. The wiggers definitely did not just bring up the weed they had downstairs. They planned out a terrible CBD bit in advance. Even went to the store just to buy CBD. Great bit. Love wiggers

WEED IS SATANIC AND THIS IS A BASED CHRISTIAN SHOW

>>212410168
Sure but she was boring and not funny.

>>212410092
Hillary was right. These people are deplorables.

>>212410151
We already know it's Mints

Fishtank peaked here it's been downhill since

>>212410022
Letty is a self proclaimed feminist and liberal. Why Lettycels continue to run damage control for her despite /ftl/ knowing full well what type of girl she is is pathetic.

fishtank sucks

>>212410216
Women don't have to be funny or entertaining. That's what bros are for. Women need to have a pure heart and good morals. You better learn this soon.

>>212410169
So Jimmy, Tayleigh, and Luke lol?

>>212410086
she might not be up for another 12 hours

>>212410237
Letty is a leftist, she is not a liberal lmao

>>212410207
>sam prefers chris for everything Jet used to be)

you lost me here, lil nigga

>>212410214
Except it was just CBD. The people who tried it didn't even get high.

>>212409128
>yes we are totally right wing, so we will use right wing people in our freak show to abuse them on cam with money split 10k for them, 2kk for us
right wing grifters, one is pedo, other is baby weinstein

>>212410232
semblance of professionalism and mystique, gone now

>>212410168
Shes a leftist millennial quirk chungus
I should find her repulsive but Smack was indeed quite endearing

>>212410207
Primestein will be the permanent host in Texas!

>>212410253
Letty is a woman, don't assign agency to her

>>212410248
nvm she up

>Luke abandoned years of opportunist cost for a $30,000 gig
Is he stupid?

>>212410245
I’m not watching the show to find a gf.
>then you’re watching it wrong
>well I am
>why not?
Hold your funny replies. I’ve heard them already. In my head.

We can blame Jet, but really it falls on Sam. I mean, just look how he's hauling Damiel all of fucking people around for major appearances. The parade of clueless wiggers is all on him.

>>212410266
That's because leftist liberals are endearing people. They're full of love. On the opposite spectrum you have hateful people like Tayleigh.

>>212410285
Cheese Room blew up his prospects long before ft

>>212410285
what does he even do? was does Ryan Gatsu Riviera do?

Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree Sam is a great con man? More so than a comic or artist.

>>212410247
Jimmy and Tayleigh are latinx mutts, Aryan Tank would be like only be composed of like Summer, Payton, Luke, Alexis, Direnc, Fatty

Scotty S. M.

I dislike Sam for his racist views

>>212410307
He doesn't have to work in entertainment. He could make way more money in a simple office job working for people who don't know anything about BB or fishtank.

Replace Jet and Sam with Ben and Luke respectively and the show might come back.

>>212410285
How do you know his salary?

Damn, Yunes used to have hair

>>212410292
That seemed like it was a way to help Damiel get back on his feet since he’s trying to make it in the standup world. Something that Sam is clearly passionate about

>>212410292
>We can blame Jet, but really it falls on Sam. I mean, just look how he's hauling Damiel all of fucking people around for major appearances.
Well tbf Jet is his surrogate son, Damiel is his actual one.

>>212410270
Honestly think Alex could run the show better. He actually knows TV

>>212410292
Damiel's existence in Sam's cene is the mystery of mysteries, more so than the Jets and Bics
nothing about the guy accords with anything Sam expresses to be his values
totally zoinked phigger

>>212410168
sorry to tell you, but she is a man

>>212410340
yeah as long as HR never googles him

>>212410344
>wiggers are paying someone who occasionally runs up toys and does one boxing match 70,000k + benefits

>>212410308
I think he could do some pretty decent bits on fishtank

>>212409758
>has to move in with chud and fuck him

>>212410347
...but Damiel's stand-up is worse than all of them?

>>212410365
she's had abortions tho.. what do male abortions look like

>>212410323
>Summer the Pooner
>Payton the Dyke
>Nontent golem Luke
>Alexis the Bogged
>Direnc the Whore
>Fatty
Lolol

>>212410340
>employer
>reads his application
>googles "Lucas Valentine"
>no thx

>>212410306
Without a deadly hatred of that which threatens what we love, love is an empty catchword for hippies, queers and cowards

>>212410359
maybe if he could keep his cringe politics out of it. also he doesn't like USS Liberty TTS

>>212410363
same with joeyy and bicc flame. Literally just drug addicted wiggers.

>>212410222
Hillary is the same kind of white trash as Jet. Everyone working there from that era has said that they turned the White House into a trailer park.

>>212410378
Ryan? sure, he's brilliant, and completely wasted as is
Luke? not so much

>>212410385
like the shit you take three days after eating a block of cheese

https://www.michiganresidentdatabase.com/person/33973092/ethan-lonsbury
>michigan

>>212410359
Unfortunately he is not funny and obsessed with micro e-celebs and faggy culture war bullshit.

>>212410396
Doubt it would be that big of a concern. Most employers for small companies don't even google applicant names.

>>212410363
I'm starting to think this Sam guy doesn't actually live by what he preaches

>>212410319
He’s more into making money than being funny and that’s where he lost the plot, FT being the best example of low effort money grab calling itself comedy

>>212410347
>Sam is clearly passionate about
What's the DEAL with indian streets amirite? poo poo pee pee

>>212410396
Niggas real last name is not Valentine.

>>212410402
Joey was cool and was value added on PGL, the only good one Sam ever had working producing the show despite being a corny wigger

>Jet making simps throw hissy fits

based, and unibrowpilled

>>212410406
they literally stole the furniture on their way out

>>212410054
Shes on west coast time now its only 8:30 for her, and she was sleeping until 1-2pm on the east coast

>>212410419
Lol what the fuck is wrong with TJ's friends

>>212410402
That’s interesting to note, Mr. Burpy Belly.

>>212410416
hear that jet? write that one down

>>212410449
I listened to Joeyy's music and all I thought was "I need to be at least 3 bottles of Robitussin deep to even understand a word of this shit"

>>212410406
No they didn't.

Sam Hyde not only believes in God now and prays, but he actively promotes our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ in his podcasts and streams. He should be forgiven for the Marky stuff. He's not the same person now. He's even mended his relationship with Charls

>brown and pink
Hmm maybe the bbc posters were onto something

>>212410434
The standup isn’t good, but it seems like that’s one of his favorite things he currently does

>>212410429
I don't blame him. Part of it feels like time is running out on ol' Sam. At this rate his legacy will be fishtank... and maybe extreme peace.

>>212410306
She is hateful as well, never hang out with people that make politics their personality

>>212410500
She can't keep getting away with these symbolisms

ELLIE SAID GM ON HER KICK CHAT OMG OMG GUYS WE CAN LITERALLY CHAT WITH HER RIGHT NOW IN REAL TIME HOLY FUCK

>>212410451
You gotta love him.

>>212410483
Yeah it’s poop. Most of shedgang is and so are Jet, Tacxin, and the elusive SmokeTeam6.

>>212410500
hideo kojima should make a game about fishtank

Sam's music career is funniest part of his entire career. Maybe the only funny part.

Unironically, I like fishtank more as an anthropological thing than as comedy.

>>212410497
I hate when old people pick up larping religion when they feel their own mortality come knocking

>>212410503
>but it seems like that’s one of his favorite things he currently does
that's fair

>>212410500
I’m more of a Sam Lake fan myself

>>212410527
Shes indian

>>212410500
2 in the pink 1 in the stink

>>212410369
Also co-hosts The Sam Hyde Show. He mentioned in an IG live shortly after the end of FT S03, that he has to do some work for Sam and learn somw program (forgot which). Given his illustration skills and that he was around behind the scenes during a PGL, I assume he's in the office doing whatever (maybe graphic design/illustrations).

>>212410490
Sure, everyone who has ever worked with the Clintons said the same thing, they were all independently saying the exact same lie.

>>212410527
OMFG IT'S LIKE HAVING A GIRLFRIEND
Get a grip man

>>212410536
SHOOT AT HIS BALLS I DON'T WANT HIM TO PEE

>>212410537
It's not mortality in Sammy's case. it's proactive damage control for when shit hits the fan

>>212410542
complete faggot, as proven by Control and Alan Wake 2 and the rest of it

>>212410347
>seemed like it was a way to help Damiel get back on his feet
ngl I thought he had Damiel on as a joke.

>>212410500
explain your schizo theory, my dear troon

>>212410527
but she chats with us here so why bother

>>212410532
Taxcin actually has some pretty good beats. If he stuck to instrumental and cut out the slurred wigger """rapping""" he could make a name for himself.

>>212410536
Kill Fantano is the funniest shit ever, you know Sam read all the Harry Potter books front to back.

>>212410527
You're contributing to the downfall of /ftl/ culture by posting obsessing shit about Ellie. Stop it. This isn't the Ellie general.

>>212410564
that's not how it works for anybody

>>212410571
No

>>212410577
Might be too ugly to be an actual performer. Maybe a producer.

>>212410536
It's still wild to be that Sam can actually rap and his wigger minions Jet and Ben can't so they hard lean into it's just bad on purpose.

>>212410536
this rings true to me, wow

>>212410558
>says without a single source

>>212410606
kill yourself wigger

I showed clips of fishtank to my neighbor, a filipino faggot (pic related), he said that only freddy was good looking and he wishes fred was an American G.I. in subic that would pay him to rim his ass and then he will offer up his good ol filipino anus for freddick to destroy. And then he would make freddy meet his little Filipino family in their house in the province in which they would rim and spoon each other 48 hours non stop with their sex noises being heard by his mother. My Filipino neighbor prefers to get gangbanged by a ratio of 70% southern european men and 30% latino which is why i understand his yearning to swallow fred's italian cock

>>212410606
it's matter of who each is imitating
Sam is oldschool, wiggers are new

going to the zoo today with my wife (we just got married a few days ago in NYC)

>>212410618
>WAAAAH WAAAAH YOU'RE NOT SPOONFEEDING ME SO IT'S NOT TRUE

Has anyone ever asked Sam for a source on one of his many political, medical and scientific claims?

>>212410647
Happy 4 u Jet.

>>212410596
>>212410500
jet fans be like
>she make a joke about scat porn. THATS BASED, SHE IS INTO BLACKED, I WANT JET TO HAVE SEX WITH HER SO BAD
people, take meds, really

Jet and Ben are the main characters and the show is about their struggle to run a show. The fish keep us occupied while the plot develops in the basement.

>>212410647
Zoos are immoral, there I said it.

>>212410624
fuck that's hot

>>212410663
Source is BAP on xitter.

>>212410606
This is the funniest shit to me and it will never not be
yes this extends to shed theory and all those soundcloud wigger rappers

the wiggers playing decade old migos songs during their parties is the saddest unc type shit

>>212410606
sam grew up on listing to real rap like the lox, outkast, and wu tang clan

>>212410663
Bradley Martyn pushed back quite a bit when Sam came onto his podcast

>>212410673
the ftl viewing experience

>>212410653
>lying on the internet
Nobody believes you

>>212410663
you don't have to source things you argue, stupid, especially if it's a manipulative rhetorical tool and you don't care for the source anyway

>>212410688
They're white, it's too be expected.

>>212410663
Stop asking questions and start buying the supplements

>>212410448
W...w...well, YOUR last name is doo doo hat!

>>212410536
Yeah, Sam is a provactive performance artist that has a sense of humor. He is not particularly funny, but he is absurd in that he is willing to do insane shit to people's faces that creates laughs.

That is why his best bits are the Ted talk, man on the street, Idubbbz, etc. He is willing to fuck with people right in their face. At the end of the day, it is just a slightly more intelligent version of youtube prank videos.

>>212410663
Whatever is trending on rw twitter

>>212410663
Source is "I hate my dad".

>>212410593
Well he's made a smart choice then. Because it will work on you

>>212410725
umm racist and sexist much?

>>212410062
They didn't fuck in the closet they fucked in the shower you absolute pleb

>>212410731
He really should have done white label cigars (old base) and zyn shit (new base). Sell something with a fucking addiction.

>>212410745
>rw twitter
I probably follow most of the same rw twitter sphere and it is retarded how recycled and straight up wrong Sam's takes are.

>>212410731
Capsules or Gummies?

>>212410760
no, because I don't care for it
and that's not how it works, you have poor ability to make sense of people

>>212410767
That's what I said

>>212410776
sam has never been wrong in his life

Has anyone actually seen people with goofy MDE merch in the wild?

I'm rewatching Season 2 and what the fuck happened to Tayleigh between seasons she looked decent here compared to her ghoulish Bloodgames look

I feel it. Sam is one failed project away from trooning out.

>>212410785
(You) control the action

>>212410829
only doja

>>212410776
Am I right though? Are his views in everything just the trending sentiments? I unfollowed anything political on Twitter during election year and haven’t missed it

>>212410841
jordan fed her drugs

>>212410775
>zyn shit (new base).
Sam, if you are reading this I have a fully ready to go healthy nicotine pouch. All you have to do is send the recipe and instructions to a production facility for a test run and market it.

>>212410743
Yeah I dont like at all his stand up comedy or his sketches, but he is messing with people he is really funny.

>>212410776
if you use twitter daily, you can track shifts in sam's beliefs in real time

>>212410862
>Wants to go for a 90-10 profit split with Shmeul Hydenstein
kwab

>>212410743
This is accurate and I will say his best form.

>>212410852
Trenbolone is trooning out.

has anyone ever attempted to get frank fired from his job at publix?

Imagine if these two weren't kicked and knew about the nature of the show. On par with Direnc and Fred in terms of wasted potential.

Can't stop thinking about this cute brat

>>212410905
i don't think frank needs much help man

Nick = Nick
Charls = Stav
Sam = Adam

>>212410905
He's a cook now

>>212410903
It is, so is TRT. Sam's a m2m tranny.

new
>>212410915
>>212410915

>>212410915
>>212410915

>>212410912
Why does she make this disgusting face. Kinda accentuates her fetal alcohol syndrome.

>>212410841
Low res cameras and having hair. Most people male or female look like meth head freaks without hair
Also shots like this are usually the AI filter to make everything look smoother.

I wanna fuck a dog
I wanna fuck multiple dogs
I wanna get fucked by a dog
I thought hoarderman was a dog and fucked him

>>212410419
This is still miles away from where TJ's from or lives.

>>212410951
frank lost

>>212410976
ur a homo

>>212410958
Normal TRT doesn’t fuck you up too bad with normal doses but what’s common today is blasting 500mg per week to get abnormally huge but something is fucky with those guys. Their personality is not super chad. It’s a weird tranny mix between male and female. Their voice is kind of feminine. You can hear it in Sam’s voice. He’s a fucking tranny

>>212410976
>fetal alcohol syndrome
shes just half filipina

>>212410857
>Am I right though?
For the most part, yes.

Do you think Jet plapped Mints?

>>212411176
Yeah the drought from S3 kinda put them all in a frenzy so all the wiggers took a turn. Even Sam got a load in.

>>212411071
Sam's masculinity is out of balance.

Ironically most of Sam's soapbox speeches come from projection.