>mercenary girl doesn't hear the 50 ft crocodile dinosaur moving around

LMAOOO

>>212409629 (OP)
That spino is lame

I hate how these movies exist in extremes. Instead of adapting the Spinosaurus even remotely realistically in response to the retardation of 3, they instead turn it into a quadrepedal demon crocodile with a stub neck and an alligator mouth.

I bet they'll "fix" Dilophosaurus by making it the size of a T Rex because the writers heard "hey you guys undersized Dilo" and don't know what restraint is.

>>212409629 (OP)
Not as dumb as the part where the T-Rex teleports 20 feet out of sight in the span of two seconds

>D-Rex grows to Godzilla size for some reason

>>212409922
looks cool, don't care

fatjo jofatson wobbling around in mom pants was nasty

>>212410134
You have low IQ

>>212410250
>caring about the realism of made up creatures
>calling others low iq
Lol

>>212410314
You're indian/south american
Reply if angry and brown

>>212410362
bro I swear it goes better with proper therapy and medications

>>212409629 (OP)
Yeah it's called the beach, the waves can be pretty loud.

>>212410617
you're a bitch

>>212410362

>>212410314
It’s about consistency, being able to get into the science fiction with some willing sense of disbelief. Sloppy editing just makes the movie feel cheap, retard.

>>212409629 (OP)

> dinoslop

No thanks

>>212411680
That's Mister Bitch to you.

>>212409629 (OP)
They should do better work on their blue screen compositing

>>212410617
wrong

>>212409629 (OP)
>mercenary
>girl

Top zozzle

>>212409629 (OP)
>mercenary
>girl

lol what

>>212412727
>>212413462
Mercenary is just slang for "Prostitute," hope that helps.

>>212412727
>>212413462
You're brown.

>>212410362
...SIR!?

>>212409922
They were having this problem back in Jurassic Park 5, when the mulatto and the woman were in a small room with a dinosaur that kept changing size every shot to be "intimidatingly large." At the end it somehow manages to chase them up a narrow pipe despite being shown to be at least 3x as wide as the human characters. Felt like I was watching a live-action Looney Tunes show.

>>212413966
There's no female mercenaries, faggot. They don't exist. Just like there's not a single female special forces grunt in the world.

>>212410362
>>212410250
Midwit

>>212409849
Not as dumb as this
>hey look i can not see any dino but somehow the tallest >20ft dinos were hidden between 5ft tall grass
Also my head canon ending would be ICE waiting for the family to take them back to El Salvador :)

>>212414273
Couldn't they give her a platform to walk on? She's obviously tiny compared to the men lol

>>212414311
It wouldn't be so bad if they weren't surrounded by grass that she's the only one too short to see over. Just looks even more ridiculous.

>>212414273
Why are indians so bad at CGI

>>212414429
Everything about this just looks so amateurish. And why aren't they using drones to scout instead of blindly blundering through the dinosaur island?

>>212414530
Same reason cell phones don't work in horror movies

>>212414311
she is short but i can not complain about a wet and sweaty scarjo.

>>212409629 (OP)
That Mercenary girl was cute. Why did she have to die so early?

>>212409629 (OP)
is this some national geographic what if thing or what is this

>>212409629 (OP)
she must have been a "comfort" officer/ bag handler for the alpha chad and black captain. obviously too dumb for anything more.

>>212414605
scarjo didn't like how hag'd she made her look

>>212414619
They have a new island full of dinosaurs now. It's different than all the other dinosaur islands.

>>212409629 (OP)
The Spinos were cool and menacing in this movie. Edwards did them justice.

>>212414587
When will we get a cam copy without a floating watermark? Shit is so annoying.

>>212414587
>white top and fit pants
she does not look like an active mercenary. she is more like a ex ops charming middle(wo)man who knows some people

>>212415044
>>212415035
you will not
they are even looking for advertising

>>212415044
she looks like a soccer mom I mean did she even bother to get in shape for this action hero role kwab

>>212415123
You're supposed to pretend that she fits the role. Stop being intolerant.

>>212415044
>>212415123
Yeah when I saw promotional stuff I thought she was supposed to be some kind of field biologist or something, she doesn't look like a soldier at all

>>212415022
this isn't jurassic park fuck off

>>212415120
One day, maybe AI will be able to

>>212415123
that is my point
>40yo scarjo vs 40yo anne hathaway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQei_sE71I0

>>212414605
She's White.

>>212409629 (OP)
>Climate change has undone the previous films and now dinosaurs are once again confined to this small remote island
Who watches this slop

>>212415531
some other white and black dudes also died
the idea was to keep only the main characters and the fawmily because of ICE

>>212415423
heck they could have went with Sigourney Weaver from the crypt with standards that low, she would have put in a better performance at least

>>212409629 (OP)
The death scene is also entirely shielded behind that box too. It’s cartoonish PG level violence.
>>212409922
It’s an ugly design and they don’t really justify the hybrids in the movie. Was it the next to last movie that made a big deal about some weapons grade dino? (Not that this made any sense). The new handwave is basically that they made these creatures because regular dinos were getting boring.
Which is kind of commenting on the Jurassic Park meta as the suits understand it, which shows they don’t get it at all. The dinos are cool because they were real, and “what if” they were around. The D Rex, Indominous Rex, whatever the fuck mong might as well be a kaiju from a Marvel movie. It’s not more cool and unique, it’s more generic and stupid.
>>212414530
The excuse is they lost their equipment and boat in a very dumb action scene. The drone idea is good though and would have enabled some new and exciting views of the dinos. Really missed opportunity there.
>>212414273
This is just the Brachio scene from JP redone including the “awe” theme. In fact the entire movie is made up of pieces from other movies in the series. JP3 is milked a lot but the whole hybrid shit is lifted from the sequels. The tunnel sequence is from the last movie. You could storyboard the entire movie with stills from other JP movies. It’s like a legacy sequels 20 years after the old ones except it’s just been a few years.
Well it’s a bankrupt idea and derivative and it’s still possible it makes enough money that they keep making more. Gotta remember that all the toys and videogame shit feeds the whole franchise. It could even underperform and still be “worth it” just to keep Jurassic Park in people’s minds. It’s like zombie Simpsons. Doesn’t matter if nobody watches it, as long as they’re making Simpsons the lunch boxes keep being sold.

>>212409629 (OP)
>>212409922
WHERE IS THE DAMN CAMRIP

>>212409629 (OP)
People dont hear alligators come up to them here. I've seen women die

>>212409629 (OP)
Predators are stealthy.

>>212416671
>I've seen women die
Story time

>>212416285
https://thepiratebay.org/description.php?id=79702648
gay watermark tho

>>212409629 (OP)
Man we all knew she was in the movie to die.

>>212409629 (OP)
>crocodile dinosaur
Honestly we need to start funding education. This is getting fucking embarrassing.

>>212417661
That's crocodilosaurus for you

>>212416285
it's not even worth pirating, my boy

>>212410134
i love how the slave class has zero standards and consooms anything we we tell them to lol.

Remember, you're low IQ genetic trash and you WILL be treated like it. Now stfu and go consoom like the good NPC fag you are. Don't bother replying, I don't listen to the slave class lmao

>>212418337
Schizos with some delusional shit constantly affecting their mood are the cutest

>>212417661
You're the same kind of person who gets annoyed when people refer to dolphins and whales as fish.

>>212418305
It is.
>but muh heckin hooman drama

>>212418337
I download everything for free

>>212409922
>subhumans will defend this

>>212418742
Superjew shills are getting desperate

>>212418742
Please stop embarrassing yourself sir

>>212418551
Depends on what you mean by fish. Technically they are. Since all tetrapods evolved from lobe finned fish.

>>212418742

Yea, this thing grabbed the helicopter and I was like...wait how big is this fucking thing?

>>212418911
>if you think one slop is bad, you must like the other
You're so brainrotten.

>>212418911

I dont understand how it could cost millions of dollars to make this movie? This scene alone looks like it cost $5. Where'd the rest of the money go?

Just got back from the local kinoplex:

Cons
>Scarjo is utterly unbelievable as a seasoned mercenary. Would've made more sense to swap her character with the professor. She talks like a soccer mom the entire film.
>Millennial writing. Script is very quippy and has a couple "uhhh so THAT just happened"s thrown in
>2 scenes are remakes of scenes in the og film that make you wish you were just watching that one instead
>Plot motivation is quite stupid, boils down to "le medical corporations bad, let's give everyone free untested medicine" must have been written in like 2016

Pros
>Dino scenes are all pretty cool, t rex is actually scary and not used as a nostalgia prop like in the world movies, neither are raptors. Dinos only appear for a specific reason in the plot not just "hey remember this one??"
>Decent action scenes, some tense moments
>Film is at least engaging, not a slog like the other remakes. Treats dinos as savage dangerous creatures and not sad wittle animals we need to protect at all costs

Meh
>Mutant dinos aren't any scarier than the real ones. You could've replaced the mutadons with raptors or pteradons and the D Rex with a T Rex and it wouldn't have changed anything

>>212418742
>>212409922
are the producers of alien suing the JW producers because this niggas head shaped like an alien

>>212420698
Nah, they were clever enough to lie and say they were inspired by belugas instead.

>>212420848
They clearly say in every fuckin’ interview that the big mutant is a mix of a Rancor and a Xenomorph you dishonest bastard

>>212421230
Say that shit to my face mr lawyer not online and see what happens I'll rip your ass off a toilet seat and swing you around like it's nothing I swear to god

>>212421318
Calm down hothead

>>212409629 (OP)

"We're fine, as long as there isn't a 50 ft crocodile dinosaur moving around."

"...He's behind me -- isn't he?"

>>212421230
Looks nothing like a Xeno desu. Rancor I can see. Regardless it’s unremarkable and pretty generic. You can plop it into any low budget sci fi horror and it looks right at home. Flying raptors were moderately unique looking but is instead so close to just being a pteranodon dino from JP3 making that change felt pointless.

>>212414103
Was that the movie where they escaped the volcano in a hamster ball?

>>212422596
Yeah, same movie where the lava didn't burn anything unless you physically touched it.

>>212418693
that's still consuming, anon. the act of watching it is the consumption, the fact that you paid is irrelevant. and even if you did download it for free, you're going a step further by posting in this thread. you further prop the movie up, maybe you encourage someone else to go pay for it because of your activity in the thread about it.
so their argument is valid, you consume the slop they tell you to, and then you prop it up too. you're working for free basically.

Any webms of the kill scenes which are the best bits?

>>212414103
>>212422684
I remember the scene you mentioned in your previous post, they're chased up some escape hatch. I'm surprised how that movie stuck in my mind, it was so mediocre, but for some reason I vividly remember the rooftop scare moments with the little girl and everything else.

>>212409629 (OP)
People that seethe about the mutant dinos thing are fucking retards. They were NEVER real dinosaurs from the start. Even a dumb popcorn flick like JP3 which had no Crichton connection was smart enough to include a scene where one of Alan’s students is like “nigger why are you still doing paleontology when you saw real dinos”, and Alan reminds the audience of Crichton’s intention that the dinos were always mutants.

This is also a plot explanation for why the dinos look different in between films. The jason voorhees spino sadist in jp3 was a lab engineered king kong horror beast.

>>212422775
Just because you can doesn't mean you should. The retardo-saurus looks retarded and ugly and it's an off-putting and dumb creature design.

This IP needs to fucking realize that it's best to just stick to dinos, not downiesaurons. And it genuinely needs to fuck off already with the forced inclusion of children and families. They bring the whole thing down with their incessant plot armor.

>>212422715
>that's still consuming, anon. the act of watching it is the consumption, the fact that you paid is irrelevant. and even if you did download it for free, you're going a step further by posting in this thread. you further prop the movie up, maybe you encourage someone else to go pay for it because of your activity in the thread about it.
>so their argument is valid, you consume the slop they tell you to, and then you prop it up too. you're working for free basically.
Thats not how it works at all lmao

>>212423017
you put all that effort to say nothing

>>212422957
Senor Spielbergo we have a sophisticated pen with some serious marketing knowledge in here. Please consider the gringo for your next dino kino

>>212423184
>all that effort
He quoted your schizo manifesto, bro.

>>212423254
He fucked up since the 2nd movie so he doesn't count as an authority

>>212418337
Awwww
He looks soooo cute thinking he's above everyone and still posting in 4chin
Now I need to watch jewperman and make an assessment about it