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Why are they like this? Do they think they are funny?

>We were denied the summer of Cage
Jet will pay for this

>>212410979
Jet fucked Ellie.

>>212410979
holy fuck, what is wrong with you niggers

Stolen from /ftl//bnat/. Any Angie/Ellie/Durenc fans crashing out this hard post-season?

Now you remember HER

>>212411007
Bro is still hanging on? I thought he'd rope by now

>>212411007
I'm convinced at this point that Treefingers is some elaborate psyop to keep Betty relevant.

You now remember this guy

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751818197944729.mp4

same time last year

>>212407821
Who cares. Hasn't it been over a week now that the show has been done? How are these threads still allowed on /tv and haven't been banished to /bant yet?

>>212411033
Remember when she flipped the table easily unlike the boss baby

>>212411083
>yall
>yall
Kill zoomers

>>212411056
who would forget the ripped trainer?

Will this latest exposing of Jon's crimes make him become a real Christian? Or will he stay a loud mouthed pharisee who uses the Bible as a crutch for his selfish behavior?

>>212410979
This is not off too a good start. Leave this retarded internet brain girl alone

>>212410979
Lol it has to be sobering at this point that your simps consist of deranged 30+ year olds who hang on to your every word.

>>212411089
How did jet not take that as a sign to work out? Instead he just got fatter and lazier

>>212411094
is "yall" zoomer only now?

>>212410979
chill he's shooting his shot, it's called negging

>>212411102
what crimes? vague fag

>>212411083
delete this

>>212411122
No its was twitterspeak but now they just talk like how they tweet

>>212410982
I like Jon for what he is. A demented autist that takes Tate shit dead seriously. If people collaborating with him ever thought he was anything different they deserve everything they got

>>212411102
Jon is incapable of understanding the Bible, but still manages to be a better Christian than Sam

>>212411120
ego

>>212410979
I think they're joking

he 100% spits in the food

can anyone summarize it for me? It's three hours long and has more than two parts. I won't watch it.

This bitch wakes up and thinks
>what can i do to please those 35 year old jobless retards today?

All glory to god

>>212411160
what gets me is the hair net and not a beard net
i love that pic lol

>>212411140
fishtroonkers hate him, but he is their reflection

i feel bad for this kid

>>212411166
nog freeloader flipped that table no sweat, good one jet fatson

>>212411166

Jet fucked Direnc didn't he?

>>212411033
Out shebooned /our boon/ and it’s not even close

>>212411185
He is older than Jon

>>212411124
Watch the hell house: inside adl documentary on rumble.

>>212411083
Reddit won't like this one

>>212411166
>>212411194
KWAB

>>212411216
>the weak should fear the stwong

>Angie when 4chan is mentioned

this is a brat board

>>212411172
Im a faggot , Jon didnt let me run the gay show

Famous House 2.0 was one big Jet humiliation ritual and that's why it was peak

Cole's music archived:

https://gofile.io/d/3itlMc
https://gofile.io/d/3itlMc
https://gofile.io/d/3itlMc

>>212411172
Jon is a stupid, lazy, greedy moron and still somehow manages to surround himself with people that are worse than him.

>>212411216
nah augie is 21
jon is 27

>>212411236
I liked the penis pump one because she is literally doing it by posting it on her ig.

I just realized something terrible is going on in these threads. I am not joking, so I hope you believe me.
The Hyde-Thiel connection is more that it seems and having a fast, condensed general full of regulars is part of their plan. The show ending abruptly, leaving crumbs here and there for people to talk, the lack of filter from "anonimity"...
All I want you to do is to leave the site, or at least /ftl/. The show is over and there is no need to talk about it any further.
If you do stay, know that you are helping a pattern recognition AI to improve in identifying people online based on the way they compose their replies. I know it's nothing new but this is a test ground for it.
If you don't believe me, remember that glowies and freemasons love to gloat about what they do in the open, believing the common folk won't catch on it. If you go to the threads earlier in the day and you see people posting under real names/"no more anonymity", you'll understand.
Once again, I hope you believe me. You don't need to stay here any more.

>>212411263
He's Jet?

>>212411282
Ftl is a satanic ritual and ellie was sent to ruin us

>>212411185
He stayed till the end and said he fucking loved being on the show and was grateful for the opportunity

>>212411272
Dumb kid listening to jon makes you dumber than him

>>212411110
simp harvesting is a really tricky game. Leaning into edgy fake 4chan vibe with a shot of sociopathic doxing is going to pull some scary ones. Not to mention they are probably the types who wish they were jet.

>>212411083
yall

>>212411033
>>212411194
h-hot

>>212411172
Retard gets other retards to lead him into degeneracy, while the contestants cling on because they're desperate for clout. Honestly, not that different from Fishtank.

>>212411200
Maybe a blow job for $1000

>>212411194
how did this scrawny black woman flip that table like nothing, yet jet couldnt even tilt it at all

>>212411249
the format can't evolve because part of the allure for Jet is that he gets to appear on camera and leverage that as clout to chase girls on insta

he will never not insist on being involved in front of the camera
FH was a sobering lesson that normies don't give a fuck and aren't impressed by him, so Fishtank will permanently be fantank with him involved

>>212411336
She used her core where jet just used his shitty flabby arms

>>212411083
she is not a virgin
jet didnt fuck her, but she is not a virgin

>>212411336
She grabbed it from one side while the goranian did it from the middle

>>212411336
>woman

>>212411305
i've never been down for satan, but if ellie is in, i'm in

>>212411241
She really is the best

>>212411374
i feel like it would be even harder to tilt something on that axis from one side, the middle should be easier

>>212411033
I remember when she confessed her love 2 payton

Which event had the biggest impact on Sam's psyche?
>Molested by 9th grade art teach
>Crippled best friend in horrific car crash
>Beautiful HS gf dumps you publicly
>Failed out of Carnegie Mellon
>Listening to your father judge you for going to a fag school like RISD
>Edy rocking
>Marky aborting his child
>Cancelled WP
>Charls telling everyone he (sam) likes to get fucked in the ass
>having to look at jet's face
>Lena Dunham being more successful than you
>Getting blacklisted by the femboy circuit
>Accidentally fucking jet while jet was on HRT and Sam was on tren

>>212410979
Why are Elliecels like this? Major Lettycel and Josiecel vibes.
Can't you be normal people and just enjoy a woman's aesthetic?
Praying for you guys. You need Angie in your heart.

>>212411141
I wonder if either ever reflect on how important avoiding hypocrisy is in the gospel since it corrupts the word in others minds. haha of course not

>>212411282
Meds

>>212411282

>>212411180
*gloh-wee

I just now realised she was supposed to be the Ellie before Ellie but was snatched by a wog before Jet could

>>212411140
Funny enough I think the wiggers understood that pretty well but they pushed him too far.

>>212411415
his dad not forgiving him then dying is probably up there

also joe bernstein becoming a literal new york times writer will always be hilarious

>>212411282
stop looking into things ghisletty maxwell is a good person

>>212411417
As if you guys didnt post about every single thing she said in her love and follow it up with
>oh my sweey angel!
>oh shes just perfect!
You are all total faggots

Maybe Cole was right about us. Since he went AWOL, half the posts are just simping for two pedobait Asians. Whatever happened to our Aussie pretty princess posters, the strong silent types?

>>212411438
she's got them rat head decapitating chink chompers like aquafina.

>>212411374
which is harder
real difference is in rotation of tripod legs, but still, jet got mogged, she is stronger than jet

KILL US SLAY US PUT THE DAGGER IN OUR HEART

>>212411421
They're larpers, they actually don't care about the word of Christ when it comes down to it.

>>212411160
why is he called frank castle when he doesn’t even have a loose code he follows or something like that.

>>212411249
FH 2.0 carried the show after Alex B's and Connor's exit. Some of the characters were better than the original cast. The viewers don't shit on production enough for how bad they fumbled that saga by kicking everyone.

>>212411083
how can she lie like that

>sociopathy confirmed

>>212411438
Jet has a type, always had

>>212411459
What's wrong with that

>>212411405
The table is divided in the middle

>>212411415
Sam always wanted to be a "cult leader" based on his internet presence. Trying to make Marky his slave who wasn't allowed to leave the house or go to school, making e-girls cut his name on their thighs. He is just a boiler-plate narcissist.

>>212411180
Him and Alex B might be the best to ever do it. Very impressive that even after being exposed to the audience, Jon was still entertaining on BG.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751514014438174.webm

>>212411152
/ftl/ is just ellie simps now so be prepared for days of autistic pearl-clutching until these threads finally fucking die

>>212411536
Two of the four pillars of Fishtank.live

>>212411534
can you please namefag so I can put you on ignore?

>>212411415
> Molested by 9th grade art teach
What’s the lore?

>>212411461
lean into talking about pattern recognition ai

>>212411459
Angie IS a good person, mind you, that's to be expected.

>>212411487
god he's such a fag

>>212411282

>>212411536

>>212411282

>>212411531
It's hilarious to see Charls pose for pictures with people like Jon, Shadi, and Sylvia. I don't know why.

charls is a good woman

>>212411555
why was that one over the line lmao

>>212411536
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751770122771077.webm

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751764237741908.mp4

>>212411554
Be realistic and replace Jin with Jimmy.

>>212411550
>it has the r word and vich
Retardvich?

>>212411282
These threads are literally the only place to question the fishtank cult

>christians
>atheists
>"Sam Hyde's fake christianity is cringe"

>>212411554
Jin is the weakest link here. Jap doing master roshi shit and weak cole shit. At least Cole was a sperg and went the length of embarrassing himself on the show.
Plus Jin pretended he was better than everyone else and wouldn’t take advantage of fishtank attention. Which was a lie.

>>212411615
they represent each season, goober

>>212411615
>Sucks up to wiggers
Nah. There is no fourth pillar.

>>212411634
I like to alternate between Jin and Freddy as the fourth pillar for it makes for better engagement farming.

>>212411657
>>212411634
Ellie is the 4th pillar because she is literally us

>>212411258
>747mb

>>212411282
It's a Satanic show. Leave while you still can.

>>212411566
Bowling Burt was so fucked up when he was freshly bald. Really unsettling to look at. TTS rape golem apotheosis

FISHTANKDOTLIVE? MORE LIKE FISHTANKNOTLIVE LMFAOOOOOOO

>>212411677
Ellie confirmed not 5'8
Why would she lie about her height all the time when 5'4 Angie is right there?

You have to fuck one:
1. Mints
2. Rachel

Which one do you pick?

>>212411633
it's not "fake christianity", it's casual christianity, and that's how it would look like if society was christian
it's a means of declaring an ingroup, it's not supposed to be a mental illness

>>212411673
I can respect that but I hope if the show isn’t dead we get a proper fourth.
I remember when Daniew was briefly in there. You should cycle that one into the rotation every now and again.

Chicken Andy said that he texted Letty and she hasn't responded, that she told him in Thailand that she wouldn't ever text him if he left.

LETTYGODS! WE GOT OUT PERFECT PRINCESS BACK! SHE IS NOT A WHORE ANYMORE!

>You actually believe in the moonlanding?

>>212411634
What has he done other than post on Instagram occasionally

>bitchtank and abi/claire lore dumps in lenard's chat
This is her life now.

>>212411739
Sam doesn't care about the moonlanding either way, that's Charls' beat

It's all just too much.

Watching season 3 clips

>>212411678
Speak for yourself. I don’t publicly talk about faggy 4chan shit or use social media.
And I’m not a woman. Much less a stacy.

Does Sam Hyde fuck black trannys?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_PUqkpiV1ms

love and life.

>>212411655
That's an even worse way to out yourself as a retard for putting Jin over Freddy.

>>212411498
more like frank white castle lmao what a fat fuck

>>212411805
nigger it's a troll image

>>212411722
big booty ginger twink who whines about not being gay but keeps letting cock enter his butt anyway

>>212411742
Feel like he’s constantly doing lives with the other fish he said he was never going to talk to or interact with. If he was true to his word he’d post here anonymously or not at all.

>>212411783
Forgot the love letters. There was 1 in the cell ellie got the she silently went to the corner and jumpped on 1 foot while tapping her head.
Secret messages.

>>212411722
The one that wouldn't make me gay at least

Love mints, simple as

>>212411727
>it's not "fake christianity", it's casual christianity, and that's how it would look like if society was christian
>it's a means of declaring an ingroup, it's not supposed to be a mental illness
So in short, fake christian.

>>212411738
She’s gonna get knocked up by chicken sometime during her US tour regardless

>>212411738

>>212411282
>USAID shuts down
>fishtank suddenly canceled

IF someone from /ftl/ became unfathomably crypto rich and they ran their own show, what would you want to see?
>Theme:
Hell house? Friend tank? Self Improvement show? Famous House? etc?
>Contestants
Normies? Autists? Chuds? Tr00ns? etc.?
>Location
Warehouse? House in woods? The bunker?
>Misc ideas

>>212411722
I'd kill myself if I fucked Rachel, whereas I can proudly tell everyone that I raped Mints' fat faggot ass

>>212411817
Shut up. Don't talk to me retard.

>>212411836
has mints responded to burts sexual advances yet

>>212410979
The fan base is like 80% silent watchers who enjoy Neptunian Kino and appreciate the effort it takes to produce such constant inconic comedy with zero script. 5% vocal simps like this. 5% posts who completely don't get the show and think they're funny.
5% Non-homosexual Self-insert simps (Cole, Jin, Jimmy) and 5% Marky posting hate watchers who have seen every second of the show live but are so obsessed with being a part of it they try to take it down like an autistic supervillian

>>212411761
Will it save her from future wigger gooning?

>>212411839
whatever, christianity is fake judaism to begin with, I don't care to play that game

>>212411836
>communicating threats on a website that is currently under investigation

>>212411766
It’s funny that these retards have such conflicting beliefs that they inject into their shitty shock value sketches that it’s basically incomprehensible. Wonder what Nick, Schultz and the other dipshit think when it comes up.

>twitter fishtankcels mad at jon for the same exact abuse and powertrip shit that they laughed about when sam did it in fishtank

How the FUCK is 4chan the only rational place about fishtank?

>>212411322
>She got Kevo bricked up
Lol

>>212411831
>andrew tate 10/10 tranny vs 1/10 girl

>>212411873
>WIGGER ALERT!
>WIGGER ALERT!
>WIGGER ALERT!
>WIGGER ALERT!
>WIGGER ALERT!

>What are you a beta libtard basedjak atheist? The Earth is flat and the Moon is a hologram.

>>212411820
I don't remember him saying he wasnt gonna talk to the other fish. The clout hungry past season fish maybe, but I don't see anything wrong with talking about the your season with the people you were on it with.

>>212411033
The real Star, not the impostor. I remember when she dumped water on Kawan for his Kawardice

>>212411848
Coddling of the hapa contestants (which will be all the females one, save for the fat white girl to hide the producer's fetish ofc) and dogpiling the charismatic chad at all times to increase their value in the females eyes.

>>212411774
I was just watching Stein's entrance in famous house. I don't care what you fags say that segment was funny as fug.

>>212411892
smart people can entertain multiple conflicting ideas at the same time, or at different times
it might be unimaginable to you rn, but take my word for it

>>212411815
nice, nice.

I'm an atheist, and I thought you needed to like actually believe in God, and act accordingly to the word of the Bible to be a Christian.

>>212411873
Hmmm source on this data?

>>212411917
When you're so obese that your body deposits fat in your chin and forehead

Claire rimmed Jet
Abi rimmed Jet
Ellie rimmed Jet

>>212411770
>it's easy for claire to not care BUT I DO
>no delays we are so well prepared
>it's advantageous to let people think it's all fucked now
>Jet please look at my DM I'm so down for you
>The show is over and we're giving up. We will not be back soon, we need at least 24 months. Thanks for your money.
>I fucked jet
>I literally cheated on my boyfriend for a week
>Like I'm into Jet
>It was big to me cuz isaac's is small
>Males make up 50% of the population but nearly 80% of suicides

>>212411927
Sure it was Sam

>>212411936
Nope just literally gotta say you’re a Christian and you are one

>>212411874
She knows about it all shes lurked here since s1

>>212411936
you just need to believe Jesus is the son of God, died for your sins, was resurrected, and is in Heaven

>>212411949
Jet rimmed Sam

>>212411836
it's funny because mints looks like a little bitch and he acts like one too

>>212411949
Ellie is intact.

>>212411936
>atheist tells Christians how to practice their faith
how about you fuck off

>>212411917
I remember watching this live and being disappointed in Jon the whole time. He nuked Jetty and was just an unbearable ass. His ego really got inflated hard.

>>212411910
>Nukes are fake, I mean have you seen a nuke?
>By the way demons are one hundred percent real, they're trapped in you computer, the circuit board is filled with demon sigils.

I'm like into bianca

>>212411932
Right, extreme peace puts forward some groundbreaking thought for me to mull over in my free time such as:
>phone bad
>moon landing fake
>drugs bad
>nigger bad
>Chinese people
>bully elders

>>212411083
is she greentexting us irl??

I NEED tight Angelina on top of my fat bwc god man. Need to cream.

>>212411910
>>212412010
this nigga fry his brain on ayahuasca or something?

thoughts on turkeygate?

>>212411992
Install a fluoride filter, bucko, you can't seem to tell the difference between asking and telling.

cutie salutie

>>212411677
The hapa princess is so strong :D

>>212412004

>>212410915 (OP)
how come basement drench looked kinda cute?

This is Sam btw

>Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
>Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?
>Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit.
>A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.
>Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.
>Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.
- Matthew 7:15-20

>>212411083
reaching ick levels previously thought impossible

>>212411911
I remember him smugly saying “I’m not gonna stream or talk to any of these people after this.” verbatim in confessional

>>212411033
she straight up looks like a guy from her side profile

ellie the beautiful

Trolling and doxxing online!

>>212412012
see, now you're criticising the value of individual ideas as if I had been a proponent of any and not the congruency of multitudes
did you notice? I noticed

>>212412004
This was pretty funny tho

>>212411677
wow angie strong

>>212411936
>I'm an atheist

Brian was an S tier Fish and I'm tired of pretending he wasn't.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751806063140408.mp4

https://www.tiktok.com/@wowandleyt/video/7523625296851995918?is_from_webapp=1

thoughts?

>>212412035
He was the cool zany alternative thinker guy, and now he's almost forty and none of his friend reeled him in, took him aside and told him that his shit is quite enough.

>jon became just like sam he is evil!!!!
???????

>>212411959
Filtered by pimp on a blimp

>>212412063
he doesn't claim to be a prophet, so whatever - the bible is literal
keep your jew shit in your pocket

>>212412063
Who in their right minds would convert to Christianity because of fucking Sam?

>>212412102
sodaman is a faggot

nobody posted it y'all

>>212411083
Ladies & Gentlemen i give you asian tayleigh

>>212412047
Trained killer from the playroom

>>212412106
wow that sounds like it would take a 6 hour video to explain, crazy

>>212412129
twitter orbiters without a paternal figure in their lives
have you been to twitter at all? all orbiters worship the wiggers

>>212412106

>>212412101
Where was this attitude in the tank? Bitch decided to develop a personality outside the tank.

>>212412130
sodaman is a cool guy

>>212412134
my bad

>>212411677
They should've been good friends. Instead Jet sent Dwench to rape Ang and corrupt Ellie.

>>212412161
go fuck yourself

>>212411738

>>212412084
Who is this semon demon

>>212412143
>>212411677
Starting to think Angie was the abusive one in the relationship b-bros

>>212411936
every time lmao

fishtank but with no asian fish

>>212412088
She's a blue collar floor epoxy girl.

>>212412102
explain this

>>212412081
Angie's tight pussy changed a nigga

>>212412106
>makes Twitter/KF and Frank fatass seethe
Jon sounds pretty based to me.

>>212412106
Imagine if you helped WorldofTshirts make his own reality tv show. It would end with just as much abuse because he's a retard. I genuinely believe Jon didn't want to hurt any of the contestants. He was just trying to make them throw up. The retarded beaner and drug dealing wigger are culpable for more of the shit because it's clear they were just using Jon's D-tier internet fame for money.

>>212412194

>>212412152
she said her plan was to let simps carry her with stox through the first couple weeks then start doing things when it mattered more. it would have been a good strategy if they game continued on.
we saw a bit of it in the disability challenge, she did a good job on the fat portion.

>>212412102
why does he have a video about the s3 house being for sale?

>>212412175
I wish I knew. I want to stalk her and become obsessed with her.

>>212412224
no wonder it was so good

>>212412121
>he doesn't claim to be a prophet
Dumbfuck, the Sam Hyde Show is his Roganesque "I am right at everything" soapbox, a safer continuation of the already heavily controlled streams.

Nigga even recently replaced his Harry Potter glasses, to "serious man" glasses, to go with his fucking suit. Dude smokes a fucking pipe now.

>>212412149
Well, I guess. The problem is that Sam would just attract larpers, just like his friend Jay Dyer does. If you look at Jay Dyer, he has a gaggle of terminally online men being debate bros and doing the exact opposite of what the Bible actually intends. It's disgusting and cringe.

>>212411774
I was dying laughing when production gaslit Alex B into believing that Sam was leaving the show and Ben was going to lose his job.

https://youtu.be/upNjbGXQv7I

>>212412134
She's losing traction.

>>212412102
i thought sodaman got fired

>>212412230
he worked there on bloodgames

>>212411634
>Plus Jin pretended he was better than everyone else and wouldn’t take advantage of fishtank attention. Which was a lie.
that’s all cole

>>212412106
>dumber people than Jon
Come on now. They’re clout hungry and desperate I’ll give him that.
>xiomara
Ex fent dealer crypto rug puller
>sammy sweetheart
Homeless foster kid that tried doing porn
>bleau
scammer holding realtor investor seminars when he’s only ever sold one property in his life
>mary Jane
18 year old drug addict gooned before she was born
>shadi
Sheboon that doesn’t like paying rent or having a job

>>212411415
>>Accidentally fucking jet while jet was on HRT and Sam was on tren
I feel this one is true somehow

>>212412252
Alex B was the best and only Reddit trannies disagree.

>>212412089
>>212412189
Lol, woke-right zoom-zooms are having a melty again, over slightly feeling their worldview challenged.

>>212412224
this photo encapsulates what a try-hard pick me alex is. if a girl grandstanded like this you would all hate her. but he has a penis and does it so he is your #2 FOAT

>>212412232
ashley woods

>>212412102
>>212412197
>pathetic orbiter accepts to work for free for the wiggers and even brings his own props
>had an idea about a turkey being a character in BG2
>wiggers realize it would bring animal abuse issues again
>instead of just saying that to the guy they decide to get some of his other orbiters to fire him
>uuhh can you leave your props? youre still fired tho

>>212412285
good one!

>>212412264
that has nothing to do with the house being for sale

>>212412228
she cleaned up in the challenges (and aryehs bag), had she won the disability challenge the fishbuckcount would have been a total mogging.
If she had something else than blind she would have won that too

>>212412145
10, actually

>>212411936
Yeah, you do.

>>212412283
A hundred percent, even Sam admitted at some point in the RV that they blew their load trolling Alex B way too quickly. I'm not too mad though, Alex's wife and Wild Randy were great moments.

>>212411968
Jesus is the son, but he is also god. That's what holy trinity, one of the core concepts of Christianity, is about. But most people don't take the time to study and just like to use it to preach at people. Also being religion is kinda gay

>>212412244
he doesn't claim to be a religious prophet of the christcuck religion
that's what the bible is referring to
dumbfuck
schizo retard
stop playing loose with your thoughts and you'll maybe make some sense of the world

>>212412285

>>212412189
He is right, to be fair. A lot of people just use Christianity as an aesthetic. I believe in God but I wouldn't call myself Christian at all. And Sam certainly is no Christian just because he grifts with it.

>>212412102
jet was saving that turkey (for sex)
i guess it was thirst posting on his ig and potentially a contestant for bg2

>>212412318
are you new?

>>212412362
if you cant answer the question dont reply

>>212412310
Mogged by free thinking atheists again, LOL

not cool, not funny, not poggers

>>212412170
Ellie could have gone down the light and love path. maybe there is still time

>>212412358
so you're nothing, just a schizo nagging normal people

>>212412358
>I'm a kike

thanks for telling us, I guess

For me, finding out about Jim O'Hara was probably the hardest I have laughed in the past year. The boxes of popcorn on the floor kek.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK91BajMtKo

>>212412310
>still having a melty
So, do you like actually have to believe in God, and follow the word of the Bible to be a Christian?

Explain why this is such an inflammatory question.

I need a tight slut like Angelina on my cock

>>212412376
suck a fat one buddy. do you need me to explain why the sky is blue?

After this moment Season 2 of Fishtank went rapidly downhill

>>212412170
dude angie is a snakey cunt i don't know how you are so blinded you can't see it

>>212412392
>sam hyde fan who falls for his grift
>normal people
Anon, I...

>>212411554
Jin was a boring fag. 0 funny moments.

>>212412387
you freaking BUTTHOLES!!!

>>212412358
>I believe in God but I wouldn't call myself Christian at all.

>>212412355
>no uppercase of punctuation
>nigger tantrum
Thank you for your post.

>>212412403
id rather you just admit you dont have an answer and stop typing but you keep doing you

you dont have an answer

>>212412400
tsmt

>>212412085
I’m not doing this with you, you pedantic faggot. Find somebody else to obnoxiously dance around the point with.

This thread more Angel posting

>>212412430
they announced they are selling the house. everybody knows this, you fucking peon

>>212412358
>I wouldn't call myself Christian
We don't care what you have to say then.

>>212412170
Angie was terrible and I was so happy when she got kicked.

>Direnc edition
>Not a single post about her
Damn, that's kind of sad.

>>212412427
yes, when you can't argue your point, complain about how a thing is written, that's really powerful not at all a sign of you giving up without any grace

>>212412399
>scratches neckbeard
>ponders a hard hitting question
>"So, do you like actually have to believe in God, and follow the word of the Bible to be a Christian?"
>"heh, no way he can respond to this without having a melty"
>zoomer_dance.gif

>>212412400
Everyone deserves a TLP like her

>>212412396
That redeemed the rv arc. Spamming /ftl/ with lore dumps that jet and Ben starred reading live was the most fun I had that season and probably the deciding factor they made to not pay Burt

>>212412438
>I give up
thanks for conceding

>>212412442
only an extreme orbiter such as you self would know this. its not documented anywhere except in that video from a literal who. you probably know the name of ever person ever associated with same hyde to 6 levels. congratulations, you won life

>>212412462
She dyked out last night with an Australian dyke stripper friend

>>212412477
Her cute little boobs look so suckable

>>212412443
I know good Christians, they go to church, lead life with little to no sin, have families.
They certainly don't hang around drug abusing wiggers nor do they abuse clout hungry people nor do they scam people. Unless they're protestants, then they do all that, but protestants aren't real Christians.

>>212412478
the Jim o hara part was funny I'll admit
weird how it took the entire show for it to be discovered, almost at the very last day

>>212412440
showing off the dogs for free in that outfit???

>I GAVE A RETARD MONEY AND HE WAS RETARDED (10+hr ver)

>>212412448
Go back 2 sleep Ellie.

>>212412406
This was probably the first time he let the mask slip on the show and revealed himself to be a big baby bitch.

Off-show, before that he had that melty at a whale asking a question in the S1 basement.

>>212412499
the australian mizzler?

>>212412498
lmao you're a fucking idiot. its documented everywhere people are talking about fishtank

>>212412462
She's enjoying her vacations in the USA and said that she probably won't be back or have an online presence. If anything, her fans are the best, most adjusted people of this season.

>>212412086
what was the point of sam throwing shit against the wall?

RIDDLE ME THIS, CHRIST TARDS. DO YOU NEED TO BELIEVE IN GOD TO BE A CHRISTIAN?

>>212412189
Not argument, might as well call yourself vegan while eating at mcdonalds

>>212412519
>SOMEONE THAT WASN'T SAM ACTED EXACTLY LIKE SAM AND I'M MAD ABOUT IT (A 6 HOURS RETROSPECTIVE) (PART 1)
Fishtank fans are genuinely retarded.

>>212411374
unfortunately the only valid cope is that jet was wearing gloves and he couldn't get a proper grip.

>>212412538
i guess you would know

>>212412358
>I believe in God but I wouldn't call myself Christian at all.
I took this stance once myself, but there's a lot to explore in the observable world that correlates strictly to the tenets and prophecies written in the Bible. The important thing is to keep an open mind and not write it off completely. Agree with you about Sam, though.

>open /ftl/
>politics and religion

I love Patricia Melchor

>>212412419
Now that's just simply untrue

>>212412582
She is a good woman.

>>212412462

>>212412577
Based. Beats the same old simp spam, might as well talk about something of worth

>>212412577
Yeah, it's gay as shit.

>>212412559
bad faith arguments do not require good faith responses

>>212412464
Lol, you're literally shaking in front of the screen, get a grip, you fag.

>>212412475
>continued melty
Okay, but back on topic, o you like actually have to believe in God, and follow the word of the Bible to be a Christian?

I don't get why this is such an impossible question.

Reminds me of how Juden Peterstein recently refused to admit he's a Christian, then threw a tantrum.

>>212412351
sure, but i was just trying to answer as simply as possible

>>212412170
>Jet sent Dwench to rape Ang
Angie simps still try to push this narrative when everyone knows it was the autists that wanted to target Angie and Ellie agreed. Then Direnc was persuaded and did the heavy lifting to eliminate Angie because she's the goat and always gives her 100%. Aryeh said as much in his cameo in the cuckfeet stream.

>>212412440
god imagine this dumb pedobaiting bitch getting her toes stuck between the spokes and destroying her foot forever

everybody should calm down

Off season is all downhill from friday, the last day ftl will ever be good.
Its over

>>212412418
having religion isn't only expressed by religious fanaticism in the exact manner as you fantasise about it, of individualised actors wrestling with their own neuroticism about their feelings of guilt and wanting to condemn the world and the rest of it
terminally online people with mental illness isn't standard mode religion, nor are movies, those are fiction

>>212412626
I think this is proof atheists aren't high IQ

>>212412614
>saying that people that call themselves christians should act according to their religion is a bad faith argument

prediction: this is the last day of /ftl/ on /tv/

you guys have gone off the rails and its literally over. its going to be whack a mole back to /bant/ after today

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751821774761425.mp4

>>212412675
they're generally midwits

>>212412685
Unless you're able to explain how you cracked open Sam's head to read his mind, it's a bad faith argument.

>>212411907
so federal investigation when?

>>212412545
Well, do you?

Notice, how I didn't call out any of the anon, who said yes, or claimed they're Christians who believe in God.

Just all these zoomer neo-fedoras, who are Fortnite-dancing in from of their computer to Penis Music in a tantrum over a simple question.

>>212411968
If that were the case, Paul wouldn't have spent so much time in his letters policing the behavior of the early churches. Conduct is absolutely a part of what it means to be a Christian. You can't habitually fuck with people and then hide behind "I accept Jesus Christ as my lord and savior," like some gnostic who just needs to chant magic words for a "get out of hell free" card.

>>212412696
>God is real and I am a virgin and a girfter give me money

Im agnostic and i don't think i will ever be able to believe god it real outside of him coming down and smiting people himself.
I stopped believing in anything without my anecdotal evidence ever since i learned santa wasn't real as a kid.

Imagine waking up in your own bed after a multiple week long 24/7 live online torture show and gigi is whipping up some breakfast for you

>>212412626
you've already been answered

>>212412574
I don’t consider myself a literal Christian but to write off all of European christian culture as kikestianity and burn it all down is pretty retarded. Peter Thiel promotes a Rene Girard view of Christianity being a uniquely civilizing force because it’s probably true. Modern civilization is only possible though Christian culture for better or worse. Nobody has a working alternative for making the masses not devolve into human sacrifice cults

>>212412675
>>212412705
Okay, so explain the high-IQ play, of claiming to be a Christian, but not believing in God, or the word of the Bible?

>>212412307
turkeygate

>>212412694
The Ellie gen is going to be hilarious.

>>212412725
if she wanted money she would have set up donation links and patreon by now

>>212412542
>said that she probably won't be back or have an online presence
She said that in the tank. After she got out she unprivated her IG and did two joined lives with Seth and Ellie.

>>212411216
>>212411185
why were people okay with sammy being tortured on brotank, but not augie on adl?

>>212412746
Nice try faggot.

So maybe I'm dumb, and post it again, where have I've been answered.

What if when I confess my love for her, she laughs at me? I'm so nervous

>>212412764
there wont be one. we arent as pathetic as binky, josie and betty fags

there will be a "brat" general

>>212412767
All part of the grift, wait for it.

>>212412672
Is grooming a 15 year old girl to leave her parents' house Christian?
Is having children out of wedlock Christian?
Is manipulating cluster B e-girls into cutting my name on their thighs Christian?
Is drug abuse Christian?
Is scamming people Christian?
Is exploiting clout chasers Christian?
I don't really see any Christianity in Sam other than him using it as an aesthetic to grift people who had no paternal figures.

>>212412739
I'd suck milk out of her tits for my coffee.

>>212412764
Why would there be an ellie gen when she runs /ftl/? If she actually streams consistently it will be like josiepedos taking over the main ftl on /bant/.

Ellie is allowed on /tv/ anyway, since she is KINO

>>212412808
>grooming a 15 year old girl to leave her parents' house Christian?
It is in acordance with the bible, yeah.

>>212412792
You niggers are just as pathetic the Joisefags, and even more delusional. Why lie lmao?

>>212412807
Imagine the things he would do if he had time stop powers

>>212412807
He actually looks very athletic.

>>212412807
Will he ever get laid

>>212412754
if they don't believe in God or the Word, they're not a Christian. But who gives a shit?

>>212412843
you'll see and you creating bait threads in an attempt to prove me wrong doesnt count

>>212411873
>5% Marky posting hate watchers
>hate watchers

I'm markyposting BECAUSE I love Sam and Fishtank!

>>212412804
that’s retarded. She’s losing simps by the minute, angie was streaming and asking for support the second she left the tank

>>212412857
The coming days are going to be fun.

She was robbed from reaching her GOAT potential

>>212412855
Apparently a bunch of MDE-cultist zoom-zooms ITT, who are throwing a tantrum over such an inflammatory question.

>>212412783
No one actually cares, aguie never complained only the dude making the video

>>212412858
you are a markyposer, anon

>>212412851
He would probably have better luck with west coast anime loving white nerd girls. Jap girls want either white or full Asian chads

>TJ is a proud atheist that has better morals than the average christfag
TJ W

thread is reaching image limit....post bens

>>212412786
You have to believe in Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior and trust that his death and resurrection paid for your sins. It's not complicated.

>>212412767
>>212412870
Just asking for money is pathetic. She is going to play r6seige and not interact with chat at all for her donations

bad news guys
ellie has chosen not to become an online personality and instead chose a life with me instead

>>212412870
There were at least 3 mentally ill 30+ year old men sucking her toes last night. I think she's at the crossroad of appeasing these FREAKS or actually trying to live a normal life.

>>212412920
Based Jet.

>>212412906
His morals are culturally Christian. That’s the way to go for most people who aren’t retarded. Non literal beliefs with good time tested values

>>212412913
ok man, I'll post a picture so you get your bake

>>212412462

>>212412753
It's called Christian-atheism and it's literally the most evil shit imaginable.

Non-believer upper-echelon head-priests keeping the dumb goyim in line through a cult they themselves don't believe in. Sick, sick shit.

>>212412121
>keep your jew shit in your pocket
It’s funny you post this on /tv/

Guess what bro, Jews own TV and peddle degenerate stories to corrupt your society. Stop pretending the influence of Judaism is limited to Christianity, when it’s your entire entertainment-education complex.

>>212412970
God, I miss this Taylor.

>>212412918
So is Sam Hyde a real Christian?

>>212412399
Anyone can call themselves a Christian, the scriptures and most tradition is just a framework for interacting with a Divine loving God. In particular how not to be a fuckup at that, how to help others not be a fuckup, and how you can(and must) repent when you inevitably are. The only judgement of all this comes later.

>>212412957
The literal believing Christian elite are worse. They’re the ones literally worshipping Israel

>>212411907
Does /ftl/ actually take anonymous retarded posts like this seriously or is it just really fun to a-log Fishtank?

>>212412950
His morals are culturally humanist, from the Enlightenment-era, this is what most bible-thumping Americans don't get.

>>212412906
>Better morals
>Preens himself like a kitty cat, because he knows he's "good looking"
Nah

>>212412987
mainly to trick reddit

>>212412884
both taylor and tayleigh had way more simps and never a general. it takes a certain type of delusion simp to keep those going. you can tell the angie simps have it in them. i mean they are the same binky simps.

>>212412462
>i don geh it ben

>>212412913

>>212411007
I know a guy who’s going to become TF 2 once he gets rejected and I can’t wait.

do you guys have anything interesting or funny to say anymore?

>>212412913

>>212412808
those things are all immaterial to ascribing oneself to any religion

religion isn't what you do, but a social technology of human group affiliations

>>212412977
I don't know, or particularly care. I don't see why it should matter to me (or you) at all.

>>212412978
Okay, but is Sam Hyde a real Christian?

>>212412893
>sam kicks jon in the head
wholesome chungus 100
>jon doing college frat boy hazing on augie
NOOOOOOOOOO THATS TOO FAR

why are fishtank fans like this?

>>212413024
It's over bro.

>>212412957
Ive always been a non believer of god but think the 10 commandments are something to live by.
I just dont need the fear of god to be a good person but to be fair you have to have a pretty high IQ to do that

>>212413040
>gets btfo after posting reply after reply
>"WHATEVER I DON'T CARE!"

>>212413054
i hope the pivot is from fucking contestants and scamming the audience to making a good show that would be cool

>>212413057
do anyone have this pic of freddy but from the other camera

>>212413024
i was on season 2

>>212411007
His name is treeniggers

>>212413076
that seems unlikely

>>212412987
Dont break kayfabe man. Its to bait twittertards like the sam hyde tripcode

>>212413073
i replied to you like twice.

>>212412980
no you cant be a dispensatIonalist and a real christian

>>212413054
The pivot is to fire everyone working for them with pussy infractions like "turkey hassling"

what will the gap be until the next season?

>>212413021
I hate her

>>212412918
There's plenty in Paul to show that it's not merely faith that gets you all the way there (Romans 2:1-16 and 4:10-12; 1 Corinthians 3:12-15; 2 Corinthians 5:10; Philippians 2:16). Modern Protestants misread him when he argues against righteousness by works, since he's talking about merely doing ritual observance. Good and bad deeds are still judged.

>>212413098
soon

>>212412399
Yes, you do.

>>212412978
>why can’t I find a good woman
>all women are whores
Interesting the Bible tells people not to fornicate since it leads to broken homes, loneliness, exploitation and child sacrifice. That’s not cool though. It’s so much cooler to let your civilization collapse because you enjoy using people.

>>212413053
>anyone looks at ellie
"AHHH PEDO KILL HIM!"
>people say jet is grooming her
"Its cool let jet get some pussy whats the big deal?"
They are not real people, just flesh puppets

>>212413054
scott sullivan mma is the kind of guy you can trust.

>>212413098
two years

>>212413098
Hey man, you know, whatever God wills. In the meantime buy my supplements please.

>>212413107
Salvation is a gift.

nuchristians are funny because you can tell they got all their theology from the internet and grifters instead of being part of an actual IRL church or christian community
easy way to justify porn addiction and constant vices because "i'm struggling with it bro but i believe in jesus so it's cool"
you'll always be hylic if you treat believing in jesus as a get out of jail for free card

t. actual christian (gnostic) who does charity work, but keep larping and falling for grifters

>>212413098
i think jet is like 27 so about 9 years?

>>212413011
Gonna throw my 2 cents into you guys slap fight and say that Ellie already has a sub reddit and people always in her offline kick chat. She's 100% getting a /bant/ general, you'd be foolish to think otherwise.

>>212413054
Blood games in a few weeks bros and without jet!

>>212413098
4 months until the first major development-- 5.5 months until the s5 starts

>>212413145
okay i hope to see you on the streets preaching bro good job keep the faith shalom my brother

did a few anons go to church today and feel reconvicted?

>>212412913

>>212413098
congregated
bb27
doghouse
bitchtank 2

>>212412976
you and this piece of shit community dont deserve her youre all freaks

>>212412918
So jesus doesn't give a shit about what you do?

>>212413054
So not a house
Not 24/7
But there will 100% be overpriced dolls you can gift people.

>>212412905
Angie was saying he's always flirting with her in her DMs. Perhaps there's something there...

>>212413167
eat shit you condescending prick

>>212413125
what in the hell are you even talking about and quoting

>>212413160
so you are saying binx, tayleigh and betty have had their own subs this entire time too?

>>212412906
It does bug me that he’s one of those Goethe-loving art loving guys. That is a very particular type nowadays

>>212413121
Curious, how every "yes" answer is like from a normal person.

>>212413185
jin and angie looks match

>>212413054
>there's a plan

imagine saying nothing other than "soon" for 4 days then coming out with a 5 minute live saying we quit then going to party for 2 days
who does that

Jet is fatter than Fatty

>>212413185
stroking rn

>>212413209
He is the equivalent of a male brat, yeah.

>>212413098
Lucky if its in a Years time this is the dark age

>>212413181
he asked what is required to be a Christian. not "How should a good Christian behave?" etc.

>>212413160
This is just more evidence that she is engrained into ftl enough to be the main thread. There isnt a claire general despite her being there 24/7

>>212413220
jin is a tight piece

>>212413172
Haven’t been inside a church in a decade. It sucks too much. Kinda sucks being raised like that then falling out of it. Normie community feels just as fake

>>212413172
haven’t gone to church in years but I notice hedonism is failing our country

we need to be jin brat posting

new
>>212413248

>>212413248

>>212413054
ball brothers stream where they beg for money, got it

>>212413260
Based OP

>>212413242
Keep the simp shit to a minimum in the main thread

>>212413205
I don't know what the problem is here. If you want to be a Christian, then you believe in God and The Bible. The difference is if you truly believe with your heart, or just say you do, like Sam and other grifters.

>>212413185
Doubt but she doesn’t seem to dislike the rizzing. Angie is a good person but you guys keep tempting her back into selling ass

>>212413054
>there wasn't a plan

>>212413200
I’m talking about you

these threads make me feel like i'm gossiping with the girlies at a salon

>>212413304
There's no problem, my question was sufficiently answered.

Those who claimed, yes, you have to also thought Sam is a fake.

The others kicked and screamed and debatemaxxed to protect their daddy Sam.

>>212413125
worrying about muh civilization collapsing
this is mystery babylon you faggot
you're going to die when the messiah returns
chant down babylon

This was the last bit of season 4

>>212411282
dont nobody needs an AI to ID us nigger

Discuss.

>>212413048
No one on earth actually knows, but you can call out his bad behavior and say it is unchristian.

>>212413098
Surely they can setup a bitchtank pretty fast.

>>212413549
I agree. Except Kanye I would put B. Tai I would put S. Shinji I would put S. I don't really like Greg much, so I guess I would put B.