https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fI8o28qIFWQ

>>212413285 (OP)
Dios mio... la halcona extinguida...

>>212413285 (OP)
>Guy Gardener no longer British
sigh

>>212413657
He was never British, though.

>>212413285 (OP)
the curse of latnix getting fat as soon as they hit 20 strikes again.
mr terrific and guy look okay

>>212413691
>mr terrific and guy look okay
They look the worst out of the three.
Mr Terrific is a skinny nerd trying to talk as if he was some "brotah" from the 80s, when he's supposed to be a sophisticated and suave black dude, and also an athlete. He should be a refined and muscled dude. Meanwhile Guy Gardner is supposed to be a young hot head with a heart of gold but here he is some lame 60s old dude.

>>212413674
Yeah you're right, I was thinking of Captain Britain

>>212413285 (OP)
Can this goblin finally stop put in shit

>>212413949
No, because she elevates whatever she's in (unless it's Madame Web I guess) and 95% of audiences are not homosexual like you

>>212413993
she's a chubby mexican girl idk man go to taco bell the cashiers are hotter

>>212413285 (OP)
>REEEEEEEEE
lol wtf is this shit

>>212413285 (OP)
>Making an ensemble Superman movie
>None of the ensemble has any setup
I can understand not doing an origin story for Superman, but normies don't know who the other 3 are.
>Guy Gardner
Oh hey, it's Nathan Fillion
>Mr. Terrific
Nigga looks goofy with that big ass T
>Hawkgirl
Why is this little latina goblin yelling all the time?

>>212413758
i haven't really heard much of mr t talking so you're probably right
guy being a doofus works for me

they are still better than what i've seen from supes and hawkgirl

>>212413285 (OP)
Lex is Super Gay for Super Boy and his dog and I think is creepy. No thank you for homoerotica.

>>212413758
Agreed, design wise they are spot on but Mr. Terrific need to sound more like a Mr. Fantastic not talk jive. Guy Gardner should've been younger and more muscly, more aggro and outburst-y

>>212413285 (OP)
>hawkgirl has to make hawk noises

....

>>212414064
Why do you need setup for everybody, they're an active superhero team. I dont need to know if their dad or mom beat em as a kid.

>>212413285 (OP)
I don't know how much sense this makes, but the movie looks like a youtube video.

>>212414122
>>212414130
Yeah, they're better than Superman and Hawkgirl but still... they're all kinds of wrong. The actor playing Mr Territic thinks he's playing Mr T or something. He should be young and muscly, which serves as a contrast to his intelligence and refined bearing. That's how he is in the comics. This young athlete that is also a genius. That's why he becomes a hero. He's not only capable but smart enough to be a hero. But Gunn hired some ugly black dude who's skinny as fuck and told the guy to act as if he came straight from a Blaxploitation movie.

>>212414035
>chubby
False and I guarantee you are the only fat one here.
I'm not crazy about her shorter hair right now but hopefully she's growing it back out

>Clark Kent is a brocolihead

>>212413285 (OP)
>Nothing but third world refugees chanting Superman's name
lol, lmao even

>>212413285 (OP)
>Hawkgirl is a small latina woman
Why can't they just once cast her properly as a tall thing woman? Are they afraid having a tall and also attractive female would turn fags off?

>>212414035
She's not Mexican. She's half Peruvian and half white

>>212413285 (OP)
Looks like soulful kino to me like an actual comic book come to life

>>212414236
i had a side piece Bolvian girl i was banging, she was in her early 20s and i would see her like once a month, and while she was never fat, her body fat fluctuated all the time. sometimes she was thing sometimes she had an extra fold on her belly.
her ass was magnificent and she let me cum anywhere i want. i miss latinas. not worthy of gf material but goddamn she fucked good.
honestly she looked hotter than moner.
but yeah latinas gain weight easily and they loose it just as quickly. idk what is it about them

>>212414317
Despite being nothing like the comics themselves?

>>212414236
>upper arm fat
>belly roll

>>212414127
>Lex is Super Gay for Super Boy
isn't super boy lex's clone son?
>>212414214
that's so disapointing for mr t. I always thought he was cool.

Is he right, chat?

>>212414756
Agree on the first two but the Kents finding Kal El should be a moment

>>212414064
>Why is this little latina goblin yelling all the time?
B-but that's what they do.

>>212414236
Literal goblins, can we at least get curvy hot latinas

>>212414756
He is wrong, because every adaptation is different. There is a reason why people wanted a Batfleck origin movie or something. Because they knew nothing about that Batman going into BvS.

>>212413285 (OP)
wait a minute......is that

I love how this film is making incels seethe
Can't wait for it to make a billion

>>212414756
He is right that he can never live up to Snyders legacy and should just make his flop and die.

>she doesn't have the mandatory female super scream power, she just screeches like a retard anyway

>>212413285 (OP)
Is she screaming because she is hungry?

>>212415021
does that make you feel white genocided?

>>212414756
this anti-origin take is retarded because all 3 of these are VERY poignant and iconic that is just cool to see
you take them out because "the audience already knows" but you get a lamer movie because they're important moments

>>212414904
wish he'd just go back to porn. no one cares about his stupid mother daughter drama comic with one sex scene every 20 chapters

>>212415067
have sex

>>212413285 (OP)
chuddies spend all day going through Superman promotional material to find a frame where someone looks slightly odd lmao

>>212414791
>>212414756
I agree with both of these takes, in that we don't need to see the destruction of Krypton any more or tie Superman to Krypton by having Kryptonian villains and tech show up, but we really should get more of the Kents finding and raising Clark because that's the important bit the equation, the thing that fills him with love for his fellow man and good morals.

>>212415284
>in that we don't need to see the destruction of Krypton any more or tie Superman to Krypton by having Kryptonian villains and tech show up
It's funny because according to Gunn himself he brought Bradley Cooper to play a recording of Jor-El, because one of the major plot points of the movie is Lex using one of the recordings where Jor-El says he sent Superman to conquer Earth to pit everyone against Superman. Then you add the Superman Robots, Krypto, Supergirl, and Ultraman being a clone of Superman, and so on... this movie is filled with callbacks to Superman origin as an alien.

>>212414756
No. He couldnt be more of an unimaginative hack if he tried. He’s too scared to think for 2 minutes and come up with something original. Most embarrassingly stupid director in hollywood atm

>>212415375
>because one of the major plot points of the movie is Lex using one of the recordings where Jor-El says he sent Superman to conquer Earth
Straight from Smallville. What an unimaginative hack.

>>212413285 (OP)
I don’t know what he was thinking by making Nathan Fillion into Guy Gardner.

>>212415385
You are seething hard, Snydercel.

>>212414236
Goddamn, those Latino genes came for her FAST.

>>212415474
If he wanted an older and grizzled Hal Jordan, why not hire Nathan Fillion to play Hal in the Lanterns show?

>>212414945
Ull be waiting a long time nigga

>>212413285 (OP)
i've seen better chromokey in early 2000

>>212413285 (OP)
was it really necessary to make this shot of the guy punching other guy on the ground full CGI?

>>212413424
boo gringo

>>212414756
Imagine being a retarded capeslop director incapable of understanding capeslop

>>212414402
>wearing kitchen drapes as a "dress"
#1 move of fat women

>>212416009
It's a universal constant that latinxas walled at the ripe old age of 21 into forma de la abuelita

Why Superman look so gay?

Looks like a billion dollar movie. Nay-sayers on suicide watch.

>>212416054
>la abuelita
WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY ABUELITA? YOU'RE DEAD, EISENBERG

>>212415081
alfie ended a month ago anon-kun

>>212413285 (OP)
Moners voice sounds so fucking bad from all that smoking. What a moron. Her career is over.

>>212413285 (OP)
How the fuck was the DCAU able to get it right, and literally no one since.

>>212416244
The DCEU was nice because it was vaguely DCAU inspired

>>212414756
he is not wrong. origin stories are stale as fuck, if people honestly give a shit about those, they can see the previous 89034211 origin stories movies filmed.

>>212416069
He just took metamorpho's huge Big Kryptonite Cock

>>212416493
Same for any remake. if people honestly give a shit about those, they can see the previous 89034211 remake movies filmed. Why watch 89034212?

>>212413285 (OP)
Everything about this movie looks like Bollywood.

>>212416164
The ICE agents are coming, the ICE agents are coming

>>212416571

>>212416571
Why do Snyderjeets hate it, then?

>>212413285 (OP)
they know...

>>212416609
The Jeets were gunnfans all along.

>>212413285 (OP)
>luthor u creepy frfr you all unhinged do u want my subussy
Why is Superman talking like this?

>>212413691
>guy look okay
The fact that comic nerds can say this is all I need to know to never respect their opinions. He looks tragic. If that is how the comics look then read different comics. You like gay shit you fucking faggots.

>>212415944
Cara..?

>>212414756
On the contrary. Origin stories are great and part of what makes them a hero. Otherwise you risk going through the motions. The origins should to be shown again once an every 10-15 years or so.

>>212416754
Redditors fake comic readers are the same ones that say Starfire can be black because she has poofy 80s hair

>>212416754
Guy currently in the comics.

>>212414756
I assume it’s because all 3 of these are serious moments and he couldn’t imagine himself doing them without undercutting it with a joke. This is the guy that’s struggling to come up with a Batman movie for his universe.

>>212416609
4d chess
by shilling snyderslop they make (You) willing to defend the new Gunnslop

>>212413285 (OP)
JEET KINO

>>212416983
nope, Gunnjeets have been shilling this movie, but can't because the film can't stand on its own merit and need to be compared to Snyder constantly.

>>212416978
>the main villain is a stuntman in tacticool armor

this movie legit looks awful

>>212416185
yeah i know. he also seems to mainly do old fat blakc women now. its like his libshit ideology doesn't allow him to draw hot chicks anymore

>>212413285 (OP)
how does this look any better than rebel moon shit

>>212417074
That's fake, right? You used used an AI to generate this

>>212414756
And just like that I understood he doesn’t understand them at all

>>212416164
based tucoposter

TRADITION. HISTORY. PRIDE. STRUGGLE. REFLECTION. COURAGE.

>>212417074
As it should. Gunn is a fool to think he could make a better movie than Man of Steel

>>212415081
Very gay take, Alfie was great.

>>212415463
>"On this third planet from this star Sol, you will be a god among men. They are a flawed race. Rule them with strength, my son. That is where your greatness lies."
Gunn probably used those exact words as well.

>>212414756
Maybe you don't need to see the Spider-Man one again, but hasn't it only really been done just that one time?
In The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) the scene/moment is there but you don't actually see the spider biting him, you just see Peter's pained reaction when it's implied to have happened, and you don't get any specific info about the spider and what's special about it

>>212419699
yes
and even in cartoons it usually appears just as a quick flashback in the middle of the show
also the first time the murder of the Waynes appeared outside of comics was in 1985 on an episode of Super Friends.

>>212413285 (OP)
Why does Moners voice always sound so FUCKING HOT

>>212415944

>>212420801
whose the KWAB on the ground. Mr. T

>>212414756
explains why he's always needed a cowriter to put out anything good.
These origin stories are your hook in any story. You HAVE to show this because otherwise you're ASSUMING that the audience understands your character motivations

>>212414297
all the same shit

>>212413285 (OP)
What is a "Justice Gang"?

>>212413285 (OP)
>When the bepis hits her cervix

>>212420801
If you pay to see this crap, you are contributing to them making more crap like this.

>>212421662
Gunn kills everything that's fun and make comics so fantastic and it was with Gunn that supehero movies got the capeshit meme

>>212414756
I liked how the Edward Norton Incredible Hulk film showed the radiation experiment in the opening credits.

>>212413285 (OP)

wait i just realized: she doesn't have her wings in one of the scenes.
isn't hawkgirl part of a race that has eagle wings from birth?

>>212421822
This is Gunnverse, he just can make up anything he wants. It's like Disney Star Wars.

Look at this terrible adaptation here: >>212421662

>>212414756
>>212415067
anti-origin is also retarded because showrunners will replace the hero origin with something worse
take for example the new disney animated show of spider-man, uncle ben is already dead before before peter obtained his powers, which means peter can never properly learn "with great power, comes great responsability"

>>212413285 (OP)
his isn't real, right? I mean surely they learned their lesson and aren't trying to do another team-up movie with no build-up, right?

>>212422166
They need to intro other DC characters to immediately do spin offs for Green Lantern, Hawkgirl, Mr Terrific, etc. This is a cynical money grab.

>>212413285 (OP)
"It's a giant Kiki!"

>>212422208
There has to be a better way to do a cynical cash grab. This seems like they are just begging for another flop.

>>212414297
everyone in california and below the rio grande are mexicans

>>212414756
For Spider-Man, the bite is whatever but uncle Ben has to be a part of the story somehow. It’s literally the reason he does what he does

Post more Moner

>>212413285 (OP)
>when bella touches your clit just right

>>212414756
Gunn is such an imbecile it's almost unbelievable.

>>212422450
He didn't say anything about uncle Ben, chud.

>>212414297
So Mexican?

>>212413691
>>212413758
I used to read comics and I don’t remember Mr Terrific. Is it one of those 70s or 80s diversity characters they recycled? Apparently he’s great at everything and super smart like every other black character.

>>212421750
I'll never forget

>>212421822
Yes, Gunn said that her wings are organic

>>212417790
great-ly boring you mean

>>212416978
I wish they would stop pandering to the CYPTD audience. No point in having a superhero dog if the heckin' pupper can't take a few hits.

>>212421822
Kendra's wings are detachable

>>212414236
you literally can see her under pit fat and shes not even 30 yet. shes going on ozempic soon unless she wants to be over 200lbs

>>212414756
>But I DO need to see Lex Luthor invade the fortress of solitude again
>And I DO need to see Superman in a baseball stadium again
>And I DO need to see him discuss real-world political implications again
He's a hack

>>212413285 (OP)
Why bother to hire actors when the whole movie is CGI? They might as well have gotten AI to make it, would probably look better.

>>212416978
>I assume it’s because all 3 of these are serious moments and he couldn’t imagine himself doing them without undercutting it with a joke.

name a james gunn movie where he doesnt let the emotional beats play out. name one.

>>212413285 (OP)
this looks so fucking bad jesus christ

>>212422099
>take for example the new disney animated show of spider-man, uncle ben is already dead before before peter obtained his powers, which means peter can never properly learn "with great power, comes great responsability"
Sure he can: show him using his new powers to screw around and ignore helping someone in distress because "someone else will take care of it". It doesn't have to be someone he knows who suffers from his inaction, nor does it need to be a situation where he's punished for doing the right thing. He can still choose responsibility and sacrifice without that contrived bullshit.

>>212413993
>No, because she elevates whatever she's in

>>212423962
Looks better than Snydershit, incel

>>212422962
>I used to read comics and I don’t remember Mr Terrific. Is it one of those 70s or 80s diversity characters they recycled?

no, but you're clearly a fucking casual given that he's been a background player in the universe my entire fucking life

>>212413285 (OP)
>autistic screeching
Gunn trying to ruin their careers huh?

>>212424000
Hey Gunn. How's it going?

>>212424106
Good, thanks for asking nigga

>>212423994
>without that contrived bullshit.
How is contrived bullshit?
Peter is using his power for selfish motives, it's punished with the death of Uncle Ben, learns his lesson.
That's it.

>>212422962
He's from a comic series called JSA (or Justice Society of America), a team that has a complicated origin because of Superman.

Basically you've the original team up from the 40s when Superman was a pissed off social champion, Batman was cold blooded killer out for vengeance, and Wonder Woman was a rape-bait pacifist. The team also had Green Lantern but he was a magician and the Flash but he was a chill married man. This team was called Justice Society of America. Mr Terrific was part of this team, but he was white. His whole deal that is that he was a medalist that was also super smart. Basically Ozymandias from Watchmen.

Then in the DC rebooted their comics in the mid 50s and that's when you get the Justice League of America. Superman became a boy scout that liked to troll his friends, Batman became a whole detective that dealt with strange shit, Wonder Woman stopped being a rape bait, Green Lantern became a space cop, the Flash became a nerd forensic scientist, and so on. This team didn't have a Mister Terrific.

Then in the 60s DC decided that the original team was too good a concept to let go of it and brought it back again as a separate team from another universe, calling their universe Earth-2. They were also all older now. Superman chilled out and married his Lois Lane, Batman stopped killing and became the chief of police, Wonder Woman settled down with her guy but continued to be kinky, and so on.
On the main "universe" the new version kept going on so the Justice League version could meet up with the Justice Society version. That's where all the Earth-1 and Earth-2 stuff comes from. The problem is that DC ran with this thing and kept adding more and more universes. This eventually created a clusterfuck.

1/2.

>>212425538
It is because of the clusterfuck created that DC decided to reboot shit yet again during the 80s. They erased all the various universes they created before. Now there was going to be a single universe going forward.

So in an attempt to please everyone they decided that the Justice Society team showed up first during the 40s. Minus Superman and Batman, of course. There was a Wonder Woman back then, but it wasn't Diana. It was her mother, Hippolyta.
Then in the 80s the Justice League showed up, this time with Superman and Batman in it. Wonder Woman, the Diana version, was supposed to be a part of this first version of the Justice League team but editors fucked that up. This created a clusterfuck, but lets ignore that since that isn't the point here.

In this new reboot writers decided to bring back the Justice Society team during the modern times so you could have the Justice League heroes and the Justice Society heroes going around at the same time. The Justice Society now was supposed to be like some sort of high-school for heroes with the old Justice Society heroes from the 40s serving as teachers.
THIS IS WHEN THE CURRENT MISTER TERRIFIC FIRST SHOWED UP. The new version was a black guy who was an athlete, who several medals, and also a genius, and because he lost his wife he decided to become a hero inspired by the original white Mister Terrific from the 40s.

Anyway, the big issue here is that a lot of fanboys and fanboy writers fucking hate the idea of the Justice Society version of these heroes being the "first heroes" because they feel that Superman should be the first ever superhero. So the Justice Society version of these characters are constantly getting fucked with.

Also Gunn's Superman movie looks like shit and i hate Mr Terrific in it.

>>212413285 (OP)
What the fuck is this obsession with lighting, grading and framing shots as if it's all incidentally filmed found footage pulled straight out of a gopro and dumped onto "film"? Who wants this? Why do they keep doing this?

>>212425749
thanks for the summary

>>212426948
No prob. I wish i could forget all this dumb trivia about comic books.

>>212413842
Captain Britain isn't even British

>>212413285 (OP)
tracksuit and plastic helmet for hawkgirl is retarded. cosplay looks better.

>>212427026
Is this still canon in the comics to this day? Yikes

>>212414955
snyder's legacy IS flop ad death

>>212427101
The idea of the 80s version of "manufactured" Justice League being a "thing" before the proper Justice League just pisses me off.

>>212427112
Yes, she exploded in popularity

>>212416375
DCAU hasn't made anything watchable since flashpoint

>>212417528
Superman IV and Returns were already miles better than Man of Shit.7No reason to thing this won't be either.
After all is the lowest bar ever

>>212421662
I'll pay it to keep the snyderverse dead, even if it's bad

>>212427347
theres no need, it wont come back. if this movie fails, DC at the theater is over except Batman

>>212427195
those movies are not considered DCAU

>>212427347
What did Zack Snyder ever do to you?

>>212414236
Literally perfect

>>212414756
I actually agree on this

>>212414297
She's not even half, her mom's maiden name was Pizzaro.

>>212414756
Didn't he dry hump a baby doll in some weird "comedy" sketch?

>>212420606
>>>/wsg/5916986
>>>/wsg/5916987

>>212428377
no that was dan harmon

>>212421642
Makes them sound less like some sort of white authoritarian structure (bad) and more like a chaotic bipoc entity (good)

>>212422503

>>212413285 (OP)
>they made Hawkgirl non-sexy
Just why?

It really seems like this movie is going to have 20 characters, does this means Superman will be reduced to supporting character in this own movie?

>>212421822
No. Or at least, not always. Usually the wings are attached to the chest harness which has some antigrav properties or something. They two hawkman and hawkgirl have had some retcons.

>>212413285 (OP)
SHE'S CONSTIPATED!

>>212414236
>>212414402
Her next role

>CEO of DC Studios
wow.

>>212423994
TELL THAT TO ZOD'S CRUSHED CAN

>>212427347
Some of you Snyder haters really need to touch grass.

>>212428654
Hawkgirl is queer in the newer comics, Moner is likely playing that version.