Why don't parents want to buy tickets for movies about gay little kids?

>>212413320 (OP)
Why didn't Hollywood push gay stuff this past June like they always do? I didn't see any rainbow logos the entire month.

Did someone put out a memo?

>>212413320 (OP)
Nobody likes calarts anymore. It was fine during the early 2010’s but people are sick of it.

Good parents don't allow their children to consoom disney products from any year

>>212413320 (OP)
A boring movie isn't interesting just because it's about a gay

Stop it chuds, look at this emotional masterpiece and tell me it's just for kids

>>212413861
the only good bug is a dead bug

>>212413342
Ke is that Double Dragon or something?

>>212413942
I think it's Streets of Rage

>>212413320 (OP)
It didn't sell any tickets after they made the kid straight. People don't want to see straights in movies.

>>212414188
It sold SOME tickets, which is more than the original version would have sold, according to the test audience's reaction.

>>212413861
>emotional moment
>mommy slug comes out and starts hawk tua'ing all over dead baby slug
What the fuck

>>212413861
Nothing about Glordon looks cute or cuddly. No child would "feel" something for that ugly creature dying. Majority of children would prefer fluffy and furry creatures to pet and grow attached to. Not a worm.

>>212413320 (OP)
Maybe they would if Disney actually bothered advertising this garbage

>>212413861
Ewww.

>>212413320 (OP)
It's been a nonstop delight watching leftists impotently whine about how all their chosen media is just failing left and right

>"L-LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID!!! THEY'LL NEVER TRY TO MAKE THINGS LIKE THIS AGAIN AND IT'S YOUURR FAUULT!!"

yes.tga

>>212413320 (OP)
Wait so the studio censored the director's vision and we are celebrating this?

>>212414389
>the human brain of a straight man reacts to seeing maggot infested corpses the same way it reacts to gay sex
>make a movie about giant maggots and gay little boys
Huh. Why didn’t anyone go see it?

>>212413861
Pick a fucking lane, loser: kids movie for actual children, or """kid's movie""" for manchild homosexuals that still wear poopy diapies. you can't have it both ways (clearly)

>>212415110
Based Targa utilizer

>>212414144

>>212414320
>hawk tua'ing

>>212415235
Absolutely based game.

>>212413342
There's a me me about it on pol.

>>212413320 (OP)
If the kid looks like ricky martin, sure. this guy is a nebbish loser

>>212415216
What is Targa?

>>212415635
Department store chain that stopped putting out rainbow flag stuff after anons started putting it all in carts and walking away at the checkout

>>212415434
>sign tapping
That's obviously bart's hand not the bus drivers hand.

>>212413861
I need more webms if this cinematic abortion.

>>212415434
I still don't understand how this meme makes any sense. Who will rolling back woke shit make me want to enlist? Why would we need more people to enlist when we are turning away applicants more than ever?

>>212413342
when Trump had the DOJ threaten litigation over DEI bullshit and all the corporations stood to attention it gave away the game
all the homo pandering was always transparent but the corps didn't break kayfabe so you could suspend disbelief
but once Trump shattered their unified front it became clear that it was all just lip service and no one could bring themselves to believe it was sincere again
It's the same reason it's never coming back. They would have to explain why they didn't fight cheeto hitler and folded like wet origami
if you actually believe any of the shit they say, there is nothing, short of death or imprisonment that should keep you from saying it.
but they don't believe it. they never did. and now it's impossible to pretend otherwise. Just ruins the whole spectacle
>>212413320 (OP)
forget the gay crap. look at these VAs. their names are more scifi than the characters they are voicing

>>212415778
Young men are more likely to enlist in military service when they believe their society values them.

>>212415929
this movie had no white people in it except the bully
there were two bullies. caleb and byce but bryce was black so in the end he repented and became elio's friend
disney and pixar deserve to go bankrupt

>>212415778
The apparatuses are being run by boomers who think minor concessions are still enough to buy compliance from the able bodied.

>>212415929
Did Tomino cast this movie?

>>212413320 (OP)

>>212413320 (OP)
>why won't normal people want to see a movie about a little male child who wants a penis deep inside his anus?!

>>212416582
>once you cut out the gayness, it became about nothing.

>>212416582
>the company’s internal LGBTQ group PixPRIDE.
Jesus fuck.

Pixar doing an adventure movie about ayyys and humans in space should have been something amazing. What the fuck happened to them?

>>212416582
>IT USED TO BE ABOUT A LITTLE BOY THAT CRAVED COCK, BUT THEN EVILE EXECUTIVES REMOVED THAT, AND IT BECAME ABOUT NOTHING!
Mental illness.

>>212416539
kekio

>>212416108
>caleb and byce but bryce was black so in the end he repented and became elio's friend
I only watched the first 20 minutes but Elio tries to steal their shit.
No one mocks or abuses the little faggot until he tries to extract ham radios from them by forming a fake club and telling them both to fuck off when they give him free shit.

>>212417022
>>IT USED TO BE ABOUT A LITTLE BOY THAT CRAVED COCK, BUT THEN EVILE EXECUTIVES REMOVED THAT, AND IT BECAME ABOUT NOTHING!
They say Seinfeld is a show about nothing.
Is this how Seinfeld started?

>>212413320 (OP)
Because people are terrified of anything out of the ordinary. Something as wholesome as a young boy having a crush is somehow bad and scary to these close minded people.

>>212414389
The worm was designed specifically to be ugly and revolting but actually be le cute baby yoda character on purpose to subvert expectations.

>>212416886
>kayfabe
I hate how fake and gay everything is. I unironically suck cock and I have faggot fatigue.

>>212417929
you can pretend it's all just wholesome and natural but i've seen mysterious skin i know how you people operate and you can't fool me

How much more bean mouth slop does the world have to endure before the wheel turns?

>>212413861
How many Disney movies have the think they are dead scene? It feels like a whole lot.

>>212413320 (OP)
But why does he have to look like an ape?

>>212418040
Ah yes, it happened in a movie so then it must be true!

I just hate bean mouth animation. If people are offended that gay people are real that's their problem.

>>212417747
not that there's anything wrong with that

>>212418353
That's how they look

>>212418377
the one based on a book with the events inspired by the author's life? yes i do believe it's true

>>212417705
In low trust societies this isn’t seen as a bad thing

>>212418387
Straight ppl are real but movies about them still need exciting hooks that entertain. Idpol & "this happened to my boring life as a boring person" isn't enough.

>>212418485
OH. Jesus Christ.

>>212413342
>>212415929
Faggots already beg corporations to come back and give them money again while they whined about a corporatization of faggot month a year ago.
I remember antifa graffiti whining about corporatization of "pride month" in Switzerland in 2017 LMFAO.

>>212415778
Literally can't join the military because of diabetes (when they were accepting troons a while back). It's so easy to be disqualified or let go from the military and that's even now while Trump has it in a much better spotlight than Biden.

The meme's stupid.

>>212413320 (OP)
>>212414188
I don't like movies that change to make more money. If they don't want to tell their story what's the point?

>>212415929
You don't see Hollywood guilting people to not make foreign movies into hits. If movies from Japan or India werent' blockbusters here, is that proof of racism? Race is used to force consumption here, but they don't really care about protecting other countries' races.

>>212418353
la creatura de los pixares

>>212413320 (OP)
>male crush
Why even include this when it isn't relevant to the story? Elio's also eleven years old, which makes it weirder. When I was his age, I was a turbo sperg obsessed with Japanese media and video games. This movie also sucks at promoting STEM and military service to its young audience.
>>212413861
ngl I'd cook and eat those worms if I were lost out in space, even if the microbes within their bodies would end sending me into spetic shock

>>212418040
When was the exact moment Disney realized they had to stop openly pushing pedophilia or else they were going to get shoah'd?

>>212418790
>It's so easy to be disqualified
Unless there's a real war. I that case everyone will do as canon fodder and will be collected by force.

>>212416582
>lets make a very expensive movie for 2% of the population
lol

>>212419049
When the Marvels, Lightyear and Strange World bombed.

>>212419069
Not going to let myself be drafted in that case. If Zog wasn't willing to have me when I applied, the fuck they will in a actual war.

Plus, they're gonna grind through the normal people first anyways before they come for people like me.

>>212419049
>When was the exact moment Disney realized they had to stop openly pushing pedophilia or else they were going to get shoah'd?
I feel like it was around the time they announced the Inside Out 2 production staff was being constantly monitored to stop them from sneaking gay stuff into the final cut. It felt like Disney was testing the waters, and the widespread reaction of "Good!" was probably not what they were hoping for.

One person did vote yes to the homosexual content

>>212419273
>be Disney
>hire gay people just for being gay
>promote gay people just for being gay
>most of Disney leadership is now gay
>they make movies for gay people
>only a tiny % of people are gay
>movies bomb
lol

>>212418984
Because the entire film was an excuse for the director to self insert as the MC.

>>212415434
The Larrybucks era was never going to last. It couldn't because it relied on interest rates being eternally static. The only question was if the goal of forced indoctrination was going to be able to break the public into accepting their shit after Larry backed off, and by the time that post was made it was obvious this wasn't going to happen.

>>212419563
Judging by the historical record, we're due for the Federal Reserve to transform into some other wealth-vacuuming system and I'm terrified of what it's going to be.

>>212416582
Most pixar movies now are the writer/director making a self insert movie about their identity and they're just admitting it. There's no "what if" idea for the story like "what if toys needed to be played with" or "what if monsters needed to scare children to survive". Well unless you count "what if there was a movie about me and the 1% of the audience like me".

>>212419339
lol

>>212419387
Movie bombed being the concept And trailer looks lame. Where as something like Zootopia (2016) is like cute bunny cop. Anti-hero fox and a few other animals... done. Easy, simple... Hey my kid might like that...
As for a gay'ish plot point or whatever. It just limits your market a bit with no real upside.. Same for stunt casting VS just hire the good looking person.

>>212413320 (OP)
Why didn’t the liberal, Mexicans, and LGBT community watch this movie!

Pixar should hire people who make good movies again.... and not just make movies about themselves (and they are weirdos)

>>212419929
They were too afraid of the roving reviewbomb gangs carrying nooses and bleach.

>>212419929
the liberal mexican LGBT community came out in force for this movie, it's just not a very large community

>>212419872
zootopia had a lot of messaging in it also

>>212419702
This. All a good Pixar movie needs is a good what if and a timeless theme.
Modern Pixar movies have a shit premise and themes that are laser focused, even if they should be applicable to everyone on paper.
Shit like turning red, for example, is on paper just a story about growing up. It should be hard to fuck that one up, but then they made it clear that it's an asian canadian girl story first and foremost. I can relate to a fucking robot that wheels about in the garbage more than that.

>>212413861

>GrubHub style brownie kid cuddling an actual grub and crying

I guess that checks out. I'll stick to The Iron Giant for recommendations for children, thanks. Fuck Yidsney

https://youtu.be/D4dT2eBWI2M?si=mFeathllBsBqAq2L

>>212413320 (OP)
My wife and I took our kids. It was good. I don't remember anything about a gay kid.

>>212420381
Based illiterate

>>212415778
>>212418790
I don't know what to tell you guys, but the sign tappers are right. Army recruitment is at decades long highs, despite the fact we are rapidly heading towards the possibility of a third world war taking place in the middle east. Like yes, the propaganda isn't working on you specifically, but it is working on young impressionable idiots.
https://thedefensepost.com/2025/02/07/us-army-recruitment-surges/

>>212420480
Just two more weeks right?

>>212413861
>fag protagonist
>best friend is a worm

>>212419872
>As for a gay'ish plot point or whatever. It just limits your market a bit with no real upside
this is what the "go woke go broke" crowd, and their tranny counterparts don't get
the actual trend is "how much woke can your project take on before it sinks?"
is your project from a strong existing IP?
is it a sequel to a blockbuster?
is it a really well made movie?
woke never makes shit better. it's just spiteful garbage that's added to make people seethe

>>212419273
>lightyear:gay
>onwards: gay
>strange world: gay
>inside out... "shall we make it gay"
do these people know how to make a movie without the faggot shit?
I have 4 kids and I always skip that shit

>>212419406
>self-insert
The director should've used Elio's story for a quasi-autobiographical graphic novel and saved Pixar millions of dollars, then. It didn't have to be a movie. He could've also saved his artistic vision by publishing it himself. Fucking idiot.

>>212419049
>>212419240
I remember being a kid in the 90s and disney putting a new movie out was such a huge deal
It would happen like once a year and it was a calendar event for adults and children alike. Almost always ended up in being a big family outing
The Little Mermaid was seminal. Everyone loved that shit. The big draw for girls was the romance, but I remember loving Sebastian and his antics
Beauty and the Beast was never a favorite of mine, but that was huge as well
And then Aladin and The Lion King came out and disney could do no wrong. I loved disney when I was a kid. They were legitimately a lovebrand.
These days I hate them. I would rather watch an animation movie made by the taliban and it's not even close

>>212419049
Joke's on them - there is no difference between a troon and a christian to normal people. Both are revolting and try to force their delusions on other people and get offended when you don't play along.

>>212420845
Onward's only gay element was a background character who mentions her girlfriend in a line that could be cut from regional releases. It's not comparable to Lightyear and Onward where the gay stuff was front and center.

>>212421086
wtf based

>>212421145
*Lightyear and Strange World
saar pls forgive me saaaar

>>212421145
a movie is a product. one unit of product. does your product have teh gay or not?
my point is that everything disney pushes these days seems to confront at some point the question "can we put a faggot in this?"

>>212421183
I am afraid you are beyond redeeming, my friend.

>>212413861
LMAO WTF?

This was how they portrayed the main character in the original cut, btw.

>>212421344
grubhub child

>>212415434
>they still want to genocide white men
lmao. gets it 90% right then jumps into the schizo posting
its not about "exterminating le huwite race", they just want to get reliable bodies in uniforms and everyone that joins the military because they believe in it or whatever bullshit is white. non-whites and most white people only enlist for the material benefit and they will absolutely not put up with actually dying for israel and the bankers, so the brass is desperately trying to get jingoistic white men to enlist again. if you think there's anything deeper to it than that, take your meds

>>212420983
>Aladin and The Lion King came out and disney could do no wrong.

Then they fired Jeffrey Katzenberg, so he created DreamWorks.

>>212421449
No, it's about exterminating the white race.

>>212420789
Kek

>>212421344
he could be straight as an arrow and I still wouldn't watch it
coco was ok even though it was about mexicans because it was about mexcans in their own fucking country, not propaganda to make decent folk feel like having spics everywhere is normal

>>212421255
I'm not disagreeing that including gay elements is bad. I'm just saying Lightyear and Strange World are a level of egregiousness above Onward (which I liked, thus making me prejudiced to defend it).

>>212413320 (OP)
Audiences fail to clap for Satan, Hollywood jeers.

>>212421344
A little fruity, a tad zesty you may say

>>212421459
I am gooning to the Jada Pinkett Smith hippo.

>>212413921
I'm doing my part. (Forbidding my children from watching Disney films made after 1980.)

>>212419049
>openly Christian
What are they implying? Being Christian is bad and you should not be proud of it?

>>212421086
I used to be against religion getting shoved down children's throat.
I'm now against troon ideology getting shoved down children's throat. Troons and groomers are far more dangerous, they mutiliate healthy adults and sterilize healthy children with "puberty blockers".

>>212421717
subjecting this to your kids will turn them into troons at a faster rate than disneyshit

>>212421874
And christians sterilize their intellect, cut their cocks and send them to die in pointless wars. There is NO difference, both are insane.

>>212421694
Don't let Will Smith find out.

>>212422026
What's your proposed alternative, mohamed?

>>212422100
I will be sending him the Jada Pinkett Smith hippo cum tribute

>>212422026
Brandolini's Law. I need a shorthand so I can dismiss lazy bait like this
the logical fallacy is false equivalence but there has to be some sassy internet idiom that expresses it more visually

>>212421694
Dude, these animals are so fucking funny

>>212416582
>the company's internal LGBTQ group PixPRIDE
This needs to be stopped. How many other internal groups exist at Pixar? Are there black caucus groups, immigrant groups, feminist groups? No wonder all the movies suck.

>>212417929
>wholesome
faggotry is not and can not ever be wholesome, it elicits a disgust response in more than 50% of the population you retard.

>>212422115
Hard secularization and indifference to both extremes obviously. It's not a complex idea. Neutralize both the religious and the hard left.

>>212422227
See the above. Both the religious and the hard left are degenerate and harmful.

>>212417929
>Something as wholesome as a young boy having a crush is somehow bad and scary to these close minded people.

Yes, when (normal) people think of what usually happens as young boys step into the world of male-on-male romance, their first thought is "wholesome".


>>>212416582
>as a member of the company's internal LGBTQ group PixPRIDE.
Can anyone give me an example of a company having these kind of "interest groups" that wasn't all about identity-grievance and self-destructive.

Also, 100% that the "scene in Elio's bedroom with pictures suggesting a male crush" wasn't removed for that reason. Since you just replace the textures and re-render the scene. It was either removed as part of the whole "can we save this" re-write, or the scene was pointless without the heavy "suggesting" aspect.

>>212421344
Wow, a normal boy. The west has fallen etc.

>>212423759
That is not normal, faggot.

>>212414389
the worm is supposed to represent a penis

>>212413320 (OP)
It's Latinx fagslop.

>>212413861
this is propaganda to make the next generation feel good about bug food

>>212423059
Not my fault so many people are bigots.

why are they making movies about kids being homosexual but they never make movies about them being heterosexual?

why do they want to see kids being gay?

>>212415929
so much for the free market

>>212415170
>Wait so the studio censored the director's vision and we are celebrating this?
Not quite. The original director wanted to make a movie about his gay Mexican childhood but got assigned to a different movie halfway through development. Pixar brought in two childless cat ladies to save the movie, and this is what we got.

>>212424089
You can’t have straight kids and you can’t have straight women either. You can have straight men but only to show them being sexist pigs.

>>212423976
this is propaganda to make the next generation feel good about toxoplasmosis

>>212424134
is this insincere left wing lament going to be the equivalent of the cuckservative "wow... imagine if the other side did this"?
I hope so. I'll keep my eye out for more of these

>>212413320 (OP)
if a child wants to make the decision to focus the rest of its life on having men's penises going inside its shit encrusted intestines, then it should be something for every family to watch and disney to promote in everything

>>212421717
The cutoff should be once they switch to 3DCG. LILO and Stich was kino with a great message about family. So of course the remake changed that message to promote dumping your kids with the state so you can become a girlboss career woman.

>>212420983
I've lost all enthusiasm for anything Disney but I just rewatched Aladdin the other day and it's a fucking great movie. It's an infantilized version of a old story dressed up with musical numbers and anachronisms to keep the plebs engaged but damned if there isn't still artistry at the root of it ll. The people who animated those movies were craftsmen with legit skills. I mean, it just looked *good.* They couldn't do it again now if they tried

>>212423331
We have that in America already. The reddit troon dystopia is bretty good teebeeaych

>>212423331
>Hard secularization
How? Most modern atheist fags are hedonist lefties.

>>212413861
WTF is this.

>>212413861

With the massive changes they did (cutting back on all the gay stuff) how exactly did this scene play out in the original cut?

>>212414320
That's the dad. The mom is currently on a war campaign. The son doesn't like violence and eat which makes him think is war mongering father hates him. In the end his father accepts him and his new gay brown bestie.

>>212420983
The little mermaid could have my seminal

>>212422227
The popular play is referred to the horseshoe theory, but then that opens you up to the centerist gambit. You can try the direction-brain response but it often traps you into a stalemate except at high level play.

>>212418447

>>212419240
He's been saying this twice a month for like 2 years but the woke keeps on coming

>>212421585
I actually laughed out loud

>>212421717
>Posting anime
>"My children"
404 lmfao

>>212422026
They no longer do after Biden's jab mandate + promoting DEI training and troons getting sex change in military.

>>212424062
>Simple biology is bigotry

>>212421344
I support making niche material at lower budget. 60m tops. Be realistic for once

>>212421344
He'd be the most vanilla boring kid in little rascals. Lead characters need to have more, unless your story is masterful

I haven't seen any animation merch in my store in almost a decade. I used to see it all the time. Frozen was the last "big" thing for kids here.
Actually I saw a nemo plushy in Aldi a couple years back but nemo is not exactly new.
I feel so bad for kids. You can have them watch the classics but there is no hype to share the excitement with other kids

>>212415778
Conspiracy theorists never think too hard about it.

>>212427413
Wow

>>212416582
>>212413320 (OP)
>Pixar massively changed ‘Elio’ after the original cut
>A scene in Elio’s bedroom with pictures suggesting a male crush was cut from the original film.
So go anti-woke, go broke? lmao

>>212429167
yep, it surely would've did better had they left all the faggotry in.

>>212415929
You are literally describing government censorship.

>>212430043
how's it censorship to put a stop to raced based hiring?

>>212413320 (OP)
Queers are human cancer and should be culled from society.

>>212413320 (OP)
Because woke DEI is no longer cool and trendy

>>212427377
if childhood joy is dependent on product cycles, you're making corporations be the parents.

>>212413861
Ah yes
The director's fetish dump

>>212420983
>>212421459
>>212424949
Remembers when gays had a sense of humor?

>>212413861
>faggot kid
>best friend is a tapeworm

Really makes you think

>>212430899
>producers in 94 were funnier off the cuff than professional writers ever are now

>>212415186
>the human brain of a straight man reacts to seeing maggot infested corpses the same way it reacts to gay sex
actually its just maggots. straight men are pussies and get the ick when they observe raw nature in itself like a maggot or a worm/pajor even tho they are cool.

>>212432927
get rejected at the gym again?

>>212415434
>>212416033
>>212416120
>>212420480
I wish you guys were actually right already, so you annoying-ass, pathetic losers can be sent off to get your brains out in a field already. Then you can finally live out your larp for a bit until Muhammad or whoever sends you straight off to hell for the rest of eternity.

>>212415690
Bart's tapping it for him because the bus driver didn't want to do it himself.

>>212430899
It was just after AIDS went mainstream, the more family oriented gays like this guy would want to make gays just as normal part of life. It's the nu-LGBT, esp being farmed out to helicopter gov policies, that wants to make things like some life or death battle so they feel special.

>>212413692
it's crazy you think it's boring when it's about a literal child going into outer space and fighting an alien oppressor civilization. i bet that's more interesting than your day to day crap life you azzhole.

>>212413861
My children are never, ever watching this movie. Good lord.

>>212416582
so elio is just a faggot, but they made it less obvious. elio should be fucking hanged, same with his lowlife mom. tell those aliens that elio is a queer and they're gonna shred him into bloody bits like all queers deserve.

>>212413320 (OP)
If your kid is caught watching straight porn it's your duty to show them gay, tranny and gangbang porn so they can get a full spectrum view of sexuality and gender identities. Not end up becoming a chuddy/chudette.

>>212413861
That is just embarrassing, nothing could have saved this movie.

>>212413861
Jesus Christ

>>212413861
wow if this is the "de-faggoted" cut then the original version must've been flaming.

>gay child's love interest is a worm
nice...yeah, paying right now for the ticket

>>212424089
>why are they making movies about kids being homosexual but they never make movies about them being heterosexual?
they do, jackass

Could you ask any less obviously like you're collecting data? Nokosage.

>>212436938
wrong. they were a pansexual polycule orgyquintouple

>>212421449
It is absolutely about killing white men, if they kill a few browns as well it doesn't matter as they hate everyone who isn't a jew but most of all whites, because we almost erased them from existence.

>it's another gay non-white child fetish animation movie made by white leftist american millennials

>>212435175
It's an activism thing. A professional activist can never stop, because then they'd have to shut down their organisation and get a different job. So when whatever goal they were working for is achieved they have to rachet up to something new.

Society is healing

>>212424660
Kitty soft, kitty nice
Kitty protect grain from mice

>>212421717
>after 1980
At least let them watch The Great Mouse Detective

>>212415778
>Turning away applicants
lol what

>>212415434
>original post made in 2023
lmao

>>212413861
lmaooo who gets sad about a wounded flingus?

>>212413861
Let me guess:
>The worm villain is meant to be an analog for a bigoted parent whose bigotry harmed their faggoty child
>Seeing that they harmed their own child via intolerance snaps them out of their bigoted stupor and they realize their child's well being is more important than having any convictions, so they reject their position of authority to save their offspring
>I assume Elio's mom watched this climactic scene play out and realized that her son being a weird fag is muy bueno
In any event, it's a pretty fucking massive wet fart of a resolution to the story's main conflict.

>>212415635
truevision adv. raster graphics adapter, an image format.

>>212416539
>the box office has the wrong number

why did they think environmentalism would've been an undesirable theme? just cut out the fag shite.

>>212415434
>Nothing ever changes for the better, you will never win, you are entirely powerless.

Jeez thanks Mr. totally not playing for the other team.

>>212429167
Nah. The movie went from having a theme that would have destroyed it to basically no theme at all besides "wacky alien adventure with brown child." Strange World tried that in 2022, and it ate shit.

>>212433540
>if you don't join the army you're a MUSLIM
Sgt. Gonzalez, get new material.

>>212439507
>I WOULD NEVER DIE FOR ISRAEL BUT I WOULD DIE FOR PUTIN OR XI OR KHOMEINI

>>212439470
>why did they think environmentalism would've been an undesirable theme
Stockholders from oil/gas companies methinks
>>212439502
Well, what are your thoughts smart guy?

>>212439518
>if you don't join the army, you're a RUSSIAN
Yawn, that's an old one from before my Dad was even born.
>if you don't join the army, you're a CHINK
Until China actually does something I can just ignore them, as much as I dislike them and communism in general.
I did attend protests in solidarity with Kongers back when that was going on, it was nice :)

>>212439587
why do you care if americans get conscripted? you aren't even white, let alone american

>>212413861
What the hell is that framerate + editing

>>212439629
>why do you care if americans get conscripted?
My great uncle who was in the Navy whom my Dad is named after went missing in Laos in 1970, and to this day the government has refused to disclose any information about him, the mission he was on, or even where he was last located. He was 19 when he died.
>you aren't even white, let alone american
I'm an old-stock White from the Deep South, Ranjesh.

>>212439739
>guys trust me I just posted an instagram photo I'm a real white american ha ha ha FUCK america PRAISE Russia and China ok?

>>212413320 (OP)
parents underrstand that woke leftist won't - being gay is not a personality.

>>212439773
You're Indian.

>>212413320 (OP)
lmao some /tv/tard said that Elio looks like he was molested and I can't unsee it.

>>212421717
>made after 1980
The cutoff for me is probably around ~2013/14. I'll do what my parents did and keep the slate for them super diverse regarding kino.

>>212440248
>"Elio, mijo, what happened? Why do you have an eyepatch, and why are you walking so funny? What happened at school?"
>"... I hit a door. Mr. Perv took me to the nurse, but I was passed out for a while".

>>212413861
so gay even zoomers and gen alpha dont wanna see it

lol

>>212420983
>taliban
Afghanistanimation?

>>212420109
>zootopia had a lot of messaging in it also
Agreed, it was a very anti-semitic film.

>>212413861
>we need an alien design
>say no more senpai we already have one from another movie

>>212413320 (OP)
I showed my mom the trailer. She is absolutely oblivious to any conservation about films online. Generally she enjoys Disney movies even the bad ones and she had zero interest at all. She had no idea the movie even existed. Her comment was along the lines of I can see why nobody saw it.

>>212418353

>>212413861
YOU VILL LOVE THE WORMS

>>212417929
Everyone hates you. I hope that you know that.

>>212430899
>"Show me ten hairdressers; I'll show you eight gay men."
That's a funny line.

>>212419702

Imagine if modern Pixar had made cars.

>>212440248
Elio looks like he was designed by someone who was molested as a child and liked it

>>212439930

>>212413861
This shit is so gay

>>212413320 (OP)
>YOU VILL BEFRIEND ZE WORM
'no'

>>212417929
>Because people are terrified of anything out of the ordinary.
doesnt explain
Creativity and Novelty.

Think again.

>>212413320 (OP)
>>212413861
Someone post the webm of little brown faggot boy being swallowed whole by his alien maggot friend

>>212413861
Gross!
Yet strangely compelling.

>>212422648
They make me want to merge without looking

>>212413320 (OP)
Is it a bad movie? It's not worse, it's bland... This belongs in a Wallmart bargain bin

Making it about being gay would not elevate the appeal, it would only screw up the global market

>>212419969
First generation Pixar team was artists. Second generation is art students. Also first generation was inspired by classic Disney and Looney Tunes. Second generation are trying to make Miyazaki movies

>>212421449
Time for a train ride rabbi.

>>212443671
nta
what is the current generation of Pixar team?

>>212437606
Correct, and it's also the premise of Progressivism in general, to never be satisfied with the way things currently are. The genuinely use Status Quo as a pejorative.

>>212443911
Second generation, imo. I was in high school when Princess Mononoke came out, 40 now, and was like 12 when Toy Story came out. Their current directors grew up on Pixar and Ghibli. I knew tons of these types during my college years and now they're finally running the show. Next gen is probably going to be trying make Demon Slayer.

>>212444052
>Their current directors grew up on Pixar and Ghibli.
Then how the fuck did they come up with Elio?

>>212444088
>>212444088
The Calarts aesthetic is deeply influenced by Ghibli. These kids used to pore over the art books. Miyazaki actually caused a huge amount of harm to the world of animation overall. Ghibli kids believe everything they make is supposed to end with the characters crying.

>>212420480
>15 years
>decades
also
>thedefensepost
>"see go- I mean guys? everyone is in the army now. you will sign up so you are not the "weird one" like in highschool, right? you want to save isr- I mean the world, right?"

>>212413320 (OP)
Do kids even watch these movies anymore?
I feel like the only audience for modern cartoons are balding men in their 30s who spend more time on Twitter than they do outside

>>212413861
Why are people mentioning the gay cuts in regards to this scene
You telling me the kid had a romance with the fucking worm or something?

>>212413861
The bugs look fine, the main protagonist looks too lame to appeal to kids.

>>212416582
>it was a fine piece of propaganda before but now became about totally nothing
they really loves cartoons

>>212421344
literally me

>>212444280
It's not Miyazaki's fault that genderqueers in California took the wrong lessons from his films. I don't think there's ever been a Miyazaki film where you see these overly tidy resolutions like >>212413861, in which the bad guy realizes he's been an asshole and gets down on his knees in a metaphorical act of begging for forgiveness. Yubaba was a greedy cunt to the very end in Spirited Away, she only conceded (reluctantly) because she lost a game of rock-paper-scissors to a little girl.
Frankly Disney has always been a bit unsubtle in its morality and messaging, but especially so lately, not that identity politics have taken root within.

>>212440410
who is this "john chimpo" fella?

>>212413320 (OP)
>used to have gay themes
>it begins with the protagonist wanting to be abducted(molested)
hmmm, not very subtle, hollywood

>>212416582
>following feedback from leadership
Ah yes, the evil leadership making decision because evilness. Meanwhile the test audience:
>It didn’t help that one of the first test screenings of “Elio” rang additional alarm bells for executives. Audiences were asked whether they’d pay to see the film in theaters. Not a single hand went up.

>>212417929
Holy shit why are modern pixar characters so fucking hideous and unlikeable? do they think that kids will actually buy toys of this little fag?
Characters like Woody and Buzz, Mike and Sully, Wall-E and so on actually look charming, this one is just yet another bean mouth little kid with a misshapen round head

>>212413861
idgi. What is the problem with this scene?

>>212444280
>Miyazaki actually caused a huge amount of harm to the world of animation overall.
????
You cant be serious....

>>212444582
I didn't say it was his fault, but the damage was still done. He was so talented that everyone started imitating him, but without any of his heart or skill. Ironically it takes being a misanthrope to make movies like his.

>>212421608
onward was interesting because it was about two brothers trying to see their dad again. i actually liked it more than any other modern disney slop, as the fantasy/DnD references were right in my wheelhouse. i didnt think disney made movies for boys anymore. it wasnt as good as brother bear but i did appreciate the effort from the people who made it - they no doubt had an uphill battle getting that one greenlit and produced

>>212416582
environmentalism is inherently gender neutral and not feminine, the fuck
what about not wanting your surroundings or nature being polluted is feminine?

>>212419213
>lets make a very expensive movie for 2% of the population
The worst thing is,

I don't even know if the 2% actually think Elio is good

>>212444700
because everyone else, like you, is retarded
so you get retarded movies

>>212439507
No actually, I'm saying that because I'm tied of you losers always needing to pretend society is le collapsing, always needing to invent dooming/looming fantasy scenarios where you are the victim, and inventing all kinds of reasons why you pathetic motherfuckers are pathetic motherfuckers. I hope the reality of you getting sent off the war is a real one. You annoying fucks need to die already. For one, it'd make 4chan much more pleasant to browse without having faggots baiting all the time and crying about your shit lives.

>>212444929
>because everyone else, like you, is retarded
>so you get retarded movies

If everyone is retarded, they won't even feel any movie is retarded

dear retard (your earned it, I think)

>>212420845
Progressive leftists are some of the most genuinely narcissistic people on the planet. They simply can't even conceive of making a piece of media that isn't in some way oriented to their specific little gay niche.

>>212444371
Wondered this too myself. I think it's probably more that going to a cinema is a thing that balding men in their 30s do as an anachronistic holdover from their childhood. To them 'seeing a movie' means a trip to the cinema, whereas for younger people it just means laying in bed watching it on their phones (vomit).

But independently of that yeah I also think that there's a massive decrease in the desire to watch movies as a thing in and of itself. Most young people genuinely do not like long form content.

>>212444763
Something something gaia, wickans or some shit

>>212413861
supposed to get children to look past obvious ethnic differences and have empathy for even the most vile of races

>>212415778
It doesn’t make sense.

>>212419049
oct 7th

>>212416168
Kek
I got it

>>212420480
Enlistment rates have almost nothing to do with patriotism and haven't since 9/11, they go up pretty much every time the economy gets bad. Ask anyone in the military that isn't being paid to lie about it.

>>212417929
little queer looks like he belongs in theme hospital

>>212413320 (OP)
#RELEASE THE HOMO CUT

>>212444601
Anon, go watch Super Troopers right now.

>>212413320 (OP)
Why risk making your kid gay over a fucking movie? Even if there's a 99.99% chance it wouldn't, (it probably wouldn't) there's no upside other than your kid maybe being quiet for an hour and a half.

>>212446376
>there's no upside other than your kid maybe being quiet for an hour and a half.
obviously you're not a parent

>>212446376
Make them gay as a kid to make sure they don't get knocked up/knock someone else up in high school, then make them straight again once they make enough money to have kids.
We're still working on the movies that will make them straight again, but if that fails just use a car battery.

>>212444559
What the actual fuck is this garbage?

>>212446443
Just watch a movie that isn't gay and you can have your quiet child not being gay

>>212446855
>quiet child

>>212415110
Ironically, the version of the movie that flopped removed almost all the faggy stuff, so Elio just looks autistic. This movie is as by the numbers as it could possibly be

>>212414320
kek

>>212443859
kek where can I find the thread?

>>212413320 (OP)
What's Disney gonna do when they exhaust every identity combo?

>>212448370
Step 1: stop being a newfag

>>212415434
https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/filename/1738903456664821.gif%20/

>16 times
>at least 4 different flags because this kind of retard is addicted to VPNs

Shit like this is why nobody cared when all the tranny jannies got doxxed

>>212444971
>I hope the reality of you getting sent off the war is a real one. You annoying fucks need to die already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RmQTYLD398