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JURASSIC WORLD: REBIRTH OPENS WITH $318 MILLION WW
How did they do it? How to train your Dragon also hit $516 million, how did Universal do it? What's their secret?

https://deadline.com/2025/07/jurassic-world-rebirth-opening-global-international-box-office-1236447891/
Anonymous No.212413729 >>212413741 >>212415294 >>212426426
Jeets like OP who shill for free. That's Universal's secret
Anonymous No.212413741 >>212428439
>>212413729
But I'm not indian sir
Anonymous No.212413754 >>212414085
more slop for me to avoid. hope some of the money goes to fund real movies.
Anonymous No.212414085
>>212413754
Yay
Anonymous No.212414213 >>212426224
>>212413670 (OP)
Jurassic brand sells

If it was some other no name dino movie it would have flopped
Anonymous No.212414228
>>212413670 (OP)
Dinoslop > capeslop.
Anonymous No.212414294 >>212414392 >>212414704
>>212413670 (OP)
why is dinosaur fatigue not a thing?
Anonymous No.212414392 >>212415188 >>212424793 >>212426148
>>212414294
Releasing a dino movie every 2-3 years compared to releasing a cape movie every 3-4 months does wonders. That's why Star Wars return will be big next year.
Anonymous No.212414621
>>212413670 (OP)
Flop
Anonymous No.212414653 >>212414748
>>212413670 (OP)
Means a hd release is even further out
Anonymous No.212414704 >>212414730 >>212416525
>>212414294
Because dinosaur movies will rarely disappoint you even if they're bad.
>movie promises dinosaur
>movie delivers dinosaur
>dinosaur roars
>dinosaur eats people
>end of movie
Anonymous No.212414730 >>212416525
>>212414704
even when the plot is really really dumb,I love watching dinosaurs eat people and I am never disappointed
Anonymous No.212414748 >>212414849
>>212414653
No, its on august 15
Anonymous No.212414815
>>212413670 (OP)
They market the shit out of it and kids live dinos. At my supermarket they have dino print stickers on the floors.
Anonymous No.212414849 >>212414973
>>212414748
Wut
Anonymous No.212414881 >>212415011 >>212415326 >>212416646 >>212417486 >>212418326 >>212428510 >>212428618
why are JP movies still so unrealistic?
Anonymous No.212414973
>>212414849
During the pandemic Universal made a deal, movies that don't open with $50 million will have only a 17 day theatrical exclusive window, if they open eith $50 million then they get 31 days window in theaters then pvod

https://tv.apple.com/us/movie/jurassic-world-rebirth/umc.cmc.70puysxqi6jvumt17hpngqjbb?at=11lNwM&ct=dvd
Anonymous No.212415011
>>212414881
T. rex didn’t have feathers, dipshit
Anonymous No.212415012 >>212415104
>>212413670 (OP)
Maybe the critics were wrong and it's fun while appealing to a wide range of people. Isn't that a shock?
Anonymous No.212415090
>>212413670 (OP)
box office mojo is showing rebortion at 80m domestic, so if it is over 300 global, which I find suspect, it's being carried by foreigners, perhaps jeets. bad sign of things to come when the hollyjew can start claiming success of mediocre sequelslop movies off of globojeet box offices.
Anonymous No.212415104 >>212415238 >>212418541 >>212429900
>>212415012
Who was in the wrong here?
Anonymous No.212415188 >>212415240 >>212428218
>>212414392
>That's why Star Wars return will be big next year.
they never stopped releasing slopwars tv shows.
Anonymous No.212415238
>>212415104
"professional critics", like journalists, are always wrong and you don't hate them enough.
Anonymous No.212415240
>>212415188
Sure, but return in theaters will be big
Anonymous No.212415294 >>212418572
>>212413729
WBshill Gunnjeet projection. You spammed this site with 7+ threads daily on to lose
Anonymous No.212415309 >>212415417 >>212421077 >>212424529 >>212424566 >>212425453 >>212426094 >>212426100 >>212426278 >>212426449
>>212413670 (OP)
People watch these movies because they want to see dinosaurs and normies know Edwards is responsible for: the best modern Godzilla movie and the best modern Star Wars movie, so they're willing to go to the cinemas.

All the critics and Youtubers who cried nonstop about le silly hoooman drama because they desperately want to be taken seriously are completely out of touch. The CGI-heavy dinosaur action summer blockbuster doesn't need deep emotional human sob story drama, it needs dinosaur action.
Anonymous No.212415326
>>212414881
chink falseflag. Dinos are not chickens
Anonymous No.212415417 >>212415468 >>212415943 >>212426094
>>212415309
>Edwards is responsible for
>the best modern Star Wars movie
Why do you lie?
Anonymous No.212415468 >>212415732
>>212415417
> Shillroy
Andor ruins Rogue One, Rogue One is better without Spicdor space jew commies
Anonymous No.212415732 >>212426441
>>212415468
Cope
Anonymous No.212415943 >>212415965 >>212416255
>>212415417
Andor is not a movie.
Anonymous No.212415965 >>212416464
>>212415943
Gilroy saved rigue one
Anonymous No.212416021 >>212416255
>>212413670 (OP)
Scarjo is a draw. Dinos are a draw. Fun adventure schlock for kids and adults to enjoy during the summer. Nothing more to it.
Anonymous No.212416255 >>212418074
>>212415943
Fag

>>212416021
You fags said it will flop
Anonymous No.212416348 >>212416577 >>212416700 >>212426127
>dinosaurs keep making bank from this slop
>somehow nobody else ever bothers with anything dinosaur related
Anonymous No.212416418 >>212418434
I can smell the disneyjeet seethe in the thread

Dinoslop WON btw. The marketing campaign to shit on this movie FAILED
Anonymous No.212416464
>>212415965
wrong
Anonymous No.212416525 >>212423068 >>212423168
>>212414704
>>212414730
Thing is that every single dino scene in this movie was good. I didn't care about the dumb plot and nobody characters because it just kept moving from setpiece to setpiece. I don't get where all the ire for this shit comes from. It delivered on actual dinos better than the previous three films.
Anonymous No.212416577 >>212416654 >>212426491
>>212416348
65 flopped

Jurassic brand sells

Though a high budget dinotopia movie or live action remake of land before time might make money
Anonymous No.212416608 >>212416693
yeah now everyone is jumping on the dinotrain while a few hours ago we had some retard complaining about the depraved rex size change between shots. /tv/ home of turncoats
Anonymous No.212416612 >>212429191
>D-rex
the D stands for disappointment
Anonymous No.212416646
>>212414881
the parks very clearly talk about giving the people want they want. people want scalie dinosaurs, so they make scalie dinosaurs.
Anonymous No.212416654 >>212416729
>>212416577
>the most successful King Kong movie in domestic box office is the one where he fights a T-Rex
its a winning formula
Anonymous No.212416693 >>212416835
>>212416608
/tv/ always said JW will make $1 billion
Anonymous No.212416700
>>212416348
It'd because Jurassic Park is a strong brand that will buttfuck any competitor who tries imitating it. Dinosaurs aren't popular. The Jurassic Park version of dinosaurs are popular. And they only come with Jurassic Park.
Anonymous No.212416729 >>212416826
>>212416654
Transformers The Last Knight had a T Rex robot and it flopped
Anonymous No.212416826 >>212416898
>>212416729
>robot
theres ya problem
Anonymous No.212416835
>>212416693
oh, it's (you)
Anonymous No.212416898
>>212416826
Age of extinction made a billion
Anonymous No.212417179
>>212413670 (OP)
Kino
Anonymous No.212417486
>>212414881
Feathers are gay and reddit.
Anonymous No.212417514
>>212413670 (OP)
BOMB
Anonymous No.212418043 >>212418107 >>212418524
Dinos are lovable and a commercial succes, it's a pretty simple formula. Expect 20 more Jurassic World movies comming, 1 movie every 2 years at least, plus spin-offs and such, let's say, Triassic park or some shit.
Anonymous No.212418074 >>212418156
>>212416255
I never said that. I always said Scarjo makes money.
Anonymous No.212418107 >>212418193
>>212418043
theyre making a kids universal park in texas and there is a camp cretaceous ride
Anonymous No.212418156 >>212418256
>>212418074
That's why black widow and ghost in the shell flopped
Anonymous No.212418193
>>212418107
Everyone loves dinos, that's why these movies never fail, they're a safe bet.
Anonymous No.212418256 >>212418532
>>212418156
no they didn't
Anonymous No.212418326
>>212414881
Jurassic World would have flopped if they added feathers to dinosaurs.
Anonymous No.212418434
>>212416418
Disneysisters…. Did we just lose?
Anonymous No.212418524
>>212418043
i want Permian kino
Anonymous No.212418532
>>212418256
But they flopped
Anonymous No.212418541
>>212415104
It's the definition of a summer blockbuster. Story will be meh, but the entertainment is there
Anonymous No.212418572
>>212415294
Keep coping, consoomercuck. You and your smelly hordes have been outed
Anonymous No.212419048 >>212419124 >>212419623
>>212413670 (OP)
I'm shocked scarjo just shot the flying raptor to death. I thought humans weren't allowed to kill dinosaurs in these movies
Anonymous No.212419124
>>212419048
That’s why they invented dino abominations
Anonymous No.212419456
>>212413670 (OP)
Kino poster
Anonymous No.212419623
>>212419048
Bro they were lighting raptors up with rocket launchers in Jurassic World. Also props to this movie for being the first one to completely ignore the raptors for once.
Anonymous No.212420308
>>212413670 (OP)
Flop flop. Flop
Anonymous No.212420601
>>212413670 (OP)
>no feathers
Hard pass
Anonymous No.212420644
bible innaccurate dinos
Anonymous No.212420804 >>212420833 >>212420847 >>212420908
Is a greedy capitalist fucks everything up a plot point in all these movies? I think it is, but I can't remember them all.
Anonymous No.212420833
>>212420804
This time it's big pharma, surpeised they did that after the pandemic
Anonymous No.212420847 >>212428551 >>212435323
>>212420804
Yes.
Anonymous No.212420858 >>212420925 >>212421000 >>212422939 >>212422994 >>212426211 >>212433756
entire movie is premised off of bringing a foreign object into a CLEAN sterile sector.
GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK
immersion ruined in the first 3 minutes
cannot watch
Anonymous No.212420885
>>212413670 (OP)
Dinosaurs and dragons are cool. No one gives a shit about seething critics trying to peddle disney's latest shite
Anonymous No.212420908 >>212420961
>>212420804
>movie only includes genetically engineered dinos because generic dinos can't be trademarked like their oiginal ones
how about a look inward you hypocrite fucks
Anonymous No.212420925
>>212420858
>cannot watch
wat
Anonymous No.212420961 >>212422096
>>212420908
I did not think about that, Universal can't trademark dinosaurs
Anonymous No.212420991 >>212421713
>>212413670 (OP)
How the fuck are they gonna do a sequel to this? Will D Rex return? They did no set up...
Anonymous No.212421000
>>212420858
>immersion ruined in the first 3 minutes
> "I'm SpecOps" (works at le spooky Blackwater XE)
its the same rebdit sarcasm dialogue from every character
Anonymous No.212421077 >>212424228
>>212415309
>normies
Unless you're a hermitt or at least millionaire, you're a normie too.
Anonymous No.212421224 >>212421838
BEST BOY CONFIRMED
Anonymous No.212421228
Anonymous No.212421405 >>212429140
this bitch character is insufferable
Anonymous No.212421598 >>212422575 >>212422981
> 38 minutes in to the movie
> counted 9 product placements
deeper than an Adam Sandler movie
Anonymous No.212421713
>>212420991
“We need to go back and get a sample from the d rex to kickstart a cure for orchitis”
Anonymous No.212421838
>>212421224
I wonder how he would taste
Anonymous No.212422096
>>212420961
They didn’t even have the time to present a mutadon concept to Mattel and that’s why there are no toys of that thing yet. Look Batman and Robin detectives extraordinaire of my ass, the Jurassic brands is enough to make shitloads of money
Anonymous No.212422575 >>212422827 >>212424142
>>212421598
>product placements
Anonymous No.212422827
>>212422575
>Be non american
>Dont even know what those mints are
>Just thought it was a dumb awkward gag
>Didnt even realize it was an egregious product placement
Anonymous No.212422933 >>212423081
why do people lose their minds about these films and shit their pants? big dino go chomp chomp = cool as heck
Anonymous No.212422938
Idiots say the movie needs 500 millions to break even when they already made double that money with product placement and toy rights. Dinos keep winning
Anonymous No.212422939 >>212422994
>>212420858
and a shitty system with no back up safety measures. why do they even keep him in a room with a door big enough for him to exit through?
Anonymous No.212422981 >>212423231
>>212421598
>walk into my kitchen
>product placement in every cupboard
sickening
Anonymous No.212422994 >>212423123
>>212422939
>>212420858
its a movie set, dinos arent real
Anonymous No.212423068 >>212423740 >>212424496
>>212416525
also they don't use the iconic dinos as nostalgia bait like in the JW movies. the t rex scene is very tense where in JW it's just there to make the same roaring pose it did in the first movie. every dino scene has a purpose to move the plot forward and they really avoided reusing dinos in the same scenes as previous films

the only shit part about the dinos was that the mutant ones weren't any more scary or deadly than the normal raptors or rexes. they could've easily just replaced the mutadons with raptors and the D Rex with T Rex and literally nothing would've changed
Anonymous No.212423081 >>212423144
>>212422933
>big dino go chomp chomp = cool as heck
Gooooooddd mornnninngg saaaaaaars!
Anonymous No.212423093 >>212423116 >>212427135
does this film still have raptor dog human's best friend shit? that shit was hella gay. raptors are hella gay and lame.
Anonymous No.212423111
why did they remove the rapetors from the trailer?
Anonymous No.212423116 >>212423144
>>212423093
no, the movie has zero "dinosaurs are endangered species we have to protect!!!" shit from jurassic world
Anonymous No.212423123
>>212422994
They arent dinos and they explained where they came from, so they are very much real in their world. Doesnt mean logic suddenly doesnt matter.
Anonymous No.212423144
>>212423081
GOOOOD MOOORNIIIING SIR!

>>212423116
based, gonna throw it on methinks
Anonymous No.212423157 >>212423183
your elite crack commando squad is comprised of
> 1 woman
> 1 lesbian
> 2 niggers
> 1 foreign bloke
no wonder they screwed up
I wouldn't trust that to mow my fucking lawn
oh....
MUH GIRL BOSS THAT LIFTS GROWN MEN TO SAVE THE DAY
Anonymous No.212423168 >>212423252 >>212423557
>>212416525
Because I never gave a shit about these movies purely for the dinosaurs. If I did I’d just watch a documentary or walking with dinosaurs or something. The first Jurassic park movie is the only good one because it actually has something to say, and the dinosaurs are in use of the themes of the movie. The two books were better anyway.
Anonymous No.212423183
>>212423157
$318 million WW.
Cope.
Anonymous No.212423231 >>212423464 >>212423534 >>212424287
>>212422981
>>product placement in every cupboard
dinosaur chickens attacking
.....better remind the audience what is at the concession stand
Anonymous No.212423252 >>212423332
>>212423168
>the books were better
Reddit is that way friend
Anonymous No.212423290 >>212423358 >>212423387 >>212423464
man, its hot out
anyone thirsty for a
> HEINEKEN SILVER
Anonymous No.212423332 >>212423397 >>212423421 >>212423601 >>212426402
>>212423252
There has not ever been a movie adaptation of a book that has been better than the book, ever.
Anonymous No.212423337 >>212423400 >>212424010 >>212425782
>>212413670 (OP)
Saar we will redeem the dino saurs and the beautiful white bloody bitch Scarlett
Anonymous No.212423358
>>212423290
Lol, this movie probably didn't even need any box office money, most likely already got covered with the advertisers money
Anonymous No.212423387 >>212423464
>>212423290
CHICKEN DINO GOT YOU PARCHED?
how bout a nice cold
> DR PEPPER
Anonymous No.212423397
>>212423332
>what are jaws and Jurassic park
Anonymous No.212423400
>>212423337
>phone filename
GOOD MOOOORNIIIIIIIIIING'S SIIIIR
Anonymous No.212423421
>>212423332
>There has not ever been a movie adaptation of a book that has been better than the book, ever.
Anonymous No.212423446
>be at an amusement park for goylems
>be surprised it's full of Products
Anonymous No.212423453
>>212413670 (OP)
And so, capeshit's fate is sealed
Anonymous No.212423464 >>212423499 >>212423627 >>212424509 >>212425293
>>212423231
>>212423290
>>212423387
Am i the only one that didnt even notice any of these? The only one I saw was the fucking Snickers bar.
Anonymous No.212423466 >>212423534
Chicken Dino is hunting you down
he is so hungry!!!
if only he had
> LAY'S CHIPS AND ASSORTED SNACKS
to curb his appetite
Anonymous No.212423483
>>212413670 (OP)
I genuinely think the commercials looked pretty cool.
Anonymous No.212423499 >>212423534
>>212423464
>Am i the only one that didnt even notice any of these?
its okay,anon
don't notice, just buy
(wait a minute, you bought tickets to a THEATER showing???)
lmao
Anonymous No.212423534 >>212423820 >>212424021 >>212424130 >>212424200
>>212423231
>>212423466
Its a convenience store. Did you expect them to make up multiple fake products for it?
>>212423499
Nah i saw a shitty camrip.
Anonymous No.212423557
>>212423168
The first movie is a well done sci-fi film about the perils of human hubris that illustrates and resolves its point in one go. The dinosaurs were always window dressing and for better or worse proved to be Hollywood blockbuster catnip. Ditto the book. Also, no, the book is awful and Crichton sucks dick as a writer. Spielberg was an improvement.
Anonymous No.212423601
>>212423332
All Cormac McCarthy and Stephen King adaptations are better than their source material.
Anonymous No.212423627 >>212423671 >>212424130
>>212423464
americans worship brands
Anonymous No.212423671 >>212423848 >>212424130
>>212423627
Makes sense that is all you would see as an American instead of paying attention to the dinos.
Anonymous No.212423694
NOOOOO STOP BUYING THINGS
Anonymous No.212423740
>>212423068
Yeah agreed. Mutant dino wasn't needed at all. The island could have been a place for dinosaurs that proved to be too aggressive with their genetic engineering. That way they could use more carnivores and have an in-script reason why the dinosaurs tend to act like serial killer psychopaths. For the raptors it made sense, but every other dino acting that way was always silly. They acted more beastial in this one, besides mosaurus who REALLY hated Scarjo and wanted to eat her tits, but overall I thought that part was an improvement. The dinosaurs mostly just acted like pissed off animals. The rex scene was particularly good for this.
Anonymous No.212423768
>>212413670 (OP)
amazing sir i will redeem the ticket
Anonymous No.212423820
>>212423534
>Its a convenience store.
i'm sure that was just a coincidence
Anonymous No.212423822 >>212430670
>>212413670 (OP)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BLOODY BASTARD BITCH THAT MONEY IS FOR SUPERKEK BY JAMES GUNN
DO NOT REDEEM THE BOX OFFICE, SAAAAAAAAAAAR
Anonymous No.212423848 >>212424121
>>212423671
>the dinos.
the Rankor from Star Wars was not an actual 'dinosaur'
Anonymous No.212423965 >>212424003
>>212413670 (OP)
>Five days, <$150M domestic
They were forecasting ~$250M domestic at this point, same numbers Jurassic World pulled (before you account for inflation).
Anonymous No.212424003
>>212423965
>they were forecasting 250 million
Me when I pull shit out of my asshole
Anonymous No.212424010
>>212423337
>Dinosaars
Anonymous No.212424021 >>212424189
>>212423534
>Did you expect them to make up multiple fake products for it?
It's a convenience store that would have been run by InGen. In this universe I expect it to be stocked entirely with expired InGen brand snack foods.
Anonymous No.212424119
Anonymous No.212424121 >>212424166
>>212423848
Pay attention zoomie. They were dinosaurs in all those screenshots.
Anonymous No.212424130
>>212423671
>>212423627
>>212423534
>Did you expect them to make up multiple fake products for it?
they DID....
except for very specific scenes


o boy ....this film aimed at midwits and children just HAPPENED to climax its extended finale in the
> TOY DEPARTMENT

LOL - at the adopted baby dino. Everyone thought it's distress calls would've brought the herd to save the humans.
NOPE! it was just an adorable plot device like ET to constantly snack on name brand treats
Anonymous No.212424142
>>212422575
>Hey, I'm sorry we got stuck on this dinosaur-filled island death-trap. Do you want a Curiously Strong™ Altoids® wintergreen mint?
This was such a clunky line.
Anonymous No.212424166 >>212424224
>>212424121
>dinosaurs
the McChickenasaurus
Anonymous No.212424189 >>212424272 >>212424304 >>212424504
>>212424021
>In this universe I expect it to be stocked entirely with expired InGen brand snack foods.
Why? This makes even less sense when they are a genetics company.
Anonymous No.212424200 >>212424251 >>212424297 >>212424328
>>212423534
>Its a merch store. Did you expect them to make up multiple fake products for it?
Anonymous No.212424201
Chuds always lose
Anonymous No.212424224
>>212424166
Thats not the D-Rex.
Anonymous No.212424228
>>212421077
I know, i very much enjoy all Edwards flicks and all the Jurassic movies are nice and entertaining (except for Dominion).
Anonymous No.212424251
>>212424200
That was all real merch you could buy irl
Anonymous No.212424260 >>212424382
>AHHHHH IS THAT A PACKET OF CHIPS??? I AM LITERALLY GOING INSANE!!!!
Anonymous No.212424272
>>212424189
>>In this universe I expect it to be stocked entirely with expired InGen brand snack foods.
>Why?
look at these FAKE products they filled the shelves with. It wasn't until the scene gets heightened for a close up do they draw your attention to the shelf full of DORITOS brand snack chips
mr. bruh its back No.212424286
>>212413670 (OP)
>rebirth
There's no secret, it's a good movie to start with.
Anonymous No.212424287
>>212423231
>character in movie goes into store
>theyre showing a snickers
>OMFGGGGGG PRODUCT PLACEMENT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS MOVIE FUCKING SUCKS THEY SHOWED A FOOD BRAND IN THE FOOD STORE AHRGFGSGHSD!!!
Anonymous No.212424297
>>212424200
Why would they sell Jurassic Park merch for consumers at their research site?
Anonymous No.212424304 >>212424415
>>212424189
>Why? This makes even less sense when they are a genetics company.
they have the High Fructose Corn Syrup market
Anonymous No.212424328
>>212424200
bro those are Dakin brand plushes sold at the time. They made a fuckin' prop out of product placement with Barbasol. Where were you in the last thirty years?
Anonymous No.212424377 >>212424463
>be anon
>hate product placement
>so instead of enjoying a film i will always actively look for product placement in every piece of media
>i will then screenshot the product placement and post it online, advertising the brands to even more people
Anonymous No.212424382
>>212424260
guy is melting for no reasons like that other bastard who keeps posting d-rex size charts
Anonymous No.212424415
>>212424304
> Dr Pepper cooler saves the girl
> Lays /Doritos saves the family
> Heineken seals the business deal
> Altoid mints provide anxiety relief to the protagonist
> Snickers bar hangry initiates the dino rampage
> KFC chicken poppers EXTRA CRISPY is what our heroes eat right after being rescued
Anonymous No.212424422
It was painful watching super predators awkwardly flail around and fail to catch an 8 year old girl. The dinosaurs were a joke in this movie. They just kind of hover around the main cast.
Anonymous No.212424463 >>212424536 >>212424741
>>212424377
picrel. indian campaign to promote film in panic mode
Anonymous No.212424496
>>212423068
>they could've easily just replaced the mutadons with raptors
The earlier trailers had the backdrop of the mutadon scenes and someone saying something about raptors. Seems that the raptors were replaced by the mutadons and it literally changed nothing like you said.
Anonymous No.212424504 >>212424611
>>212424189
Because it fits the theme of them being a scummy company that tries to save or make a buck wherever it can. This is the company that wanted to breed stunted toy breeds of dinosaurs for bored rich kids that would starve to death unless they eat overpriced premium brand InGen dino kibble; it'd be completely fitting for InGen to have company stores that only sell company brands at all their facilities.
Anonymous No.212424509 >>212424741
>>212423464
>Am i the only one that didnt even notice any of these?
"whoa....there were black people in 'Malcom X', i didn't even notice any of these"
Anonymous No.212424529 >>212424559 >>212424583
>>212415309
It does such a bad job you root for the dinosaurs. God I hated that Mexican family so much.
Anonymous No.212424536 >>212424583
>>212424463
The movie is succeeding anon
Anonymous No.212424559
>>212424529
>you root for the dinosaurs
people didnt before?
Anonymous No.212424566 >>212425775
>>212415309
>Edwards is responsible for: the best modern Godzilla movie and the best modern Star Wars movie
That's like claiming responsibility for the best looking cowpie.
Anonymous No.212424583 >>212424741
>>212424529
>I hated that Mexican family so much.
same
>>212424536
>The movie is succeeding
dont care
Anonymous No.212424611 >>212424726
>>212424504
>Day 156 working on remote InGen research facility
>Time to buy another InGen dinosaur plushy
Your autistic headcanon fucking sucks.
Anonymous No.212424629
>>212413670 (OP)
>Scarjo tits and dinos
I would watch this over Superfag too
Anonymous No.212424656
I loved the woman screaming bloody murder two feet away from the D-Rex but for some reason it only cares about the black guy much further away because he's holding a flare. How tense.
Anonymous No.212424672
>the dinosaurs in this movie arent even scar- OH MY FUCKING GOD IS THAT A PACKET OF LAYS SOUR CREAM AND CHIVES CHIPS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous No.212424726 >>212424950 >>212424977
>>212424611
>Day 156 working on remote InGen research facility
>I'm hungry, guess I'll use some of the scrip InGen gives me in lieu of my originally quoted benefits to buy some shitty snacks from the DinoStore™. Man, this contract fucking blows.
Anonymous No.212424741
>>212424509
>>212424463
>>212424583
anti shill hired by amazon
Anonymous No.212424793 >>212433792
>>212414392
But dino movies are way more repetitive, there's not much you can do with them, just like zombies, it gets old fast
Anonymous No.212424821
>sirs look! product placement! aaaaaaa sir this ruin the watching of the bloody movie if you see snickers bitch yes? fuck benchodsaurus rex! yes watch Superman sirs inspired by bollywood go pay ticket now sirs!
Anonymous No.212424909 >>212425377
>white pharmaceutical corp guy makes a vague offer
>just get 3 different mega dino blood samples and we can stop all heart issues in humans
>have a handshake agreement for deadly mission with small chance for survival
>don’t even know if he was telling the truth
>decide to screw him over for a retarded altruistic reason
>dont even know how to convert the Dino blood into heart medicine
>dont even know if that was the real reason they were there
>decide to forgo 20 million dollars for no real reason

Also

>retard single dad takes his daughters on a cross ocean sailboat trip near the equator
>in a illegal area as dictated by all of the governments in the world
>gets cucked by his daughters boyfriend multiple times
>always puts his daughters in danger and never attempts to save them
>doesn’t even attempt to keep his children safe or in his eyesight
>allows his youngest daughter to bring a baby dinosaur with them back home even though it was explicitly stated they can’t live in human populated climate
>retard teenage daughter blames white capitalist man for trying to kill her because he didn’t do anything to help her
>even though her dad did this multiple times to both her and her sister during the entire movie

This movie was total retard kino
Anonymous No.212424950
>>212424726
jeesh, we got Michael Kripton here!
Anonymous No.212424977
>>212424726
Its time to stop posting anon
Anonymous No.212425026
> day 160 at InGen research island
> I'm on a supply auxillary rotation. We have a big restocking shipment from PepsiCo. All hands on deck to ensure the shelves are full at the commissary
Anonymous No.212425062
autistic schizo thread
Anonymous No.212425173
Anonymous No.212425293
>>212423464
It was noticeable, but at least Altoids was the only one that happened more than once and the rest were only for a second. Nowhere near something like Madame Web where half of the scenes show someone drinking a Pepsi with the logo facing the camera.
Anonymous No.212425319 >>212425516
bro discovers product placement in movies: the thread
Anonymous No.212425377 >>212425413
>>212424909
>Altruism
>retarded
Anonymous No.212425409
>>212413670 (OP)
fucking retards in america spending money like monkeys
Anonymous No.212425413
>>212425377
>lets open source the Dino blood even though we have no fucking idea what to do with it
Yes
Anonymous No.212425453
>>212415309
>All the critics and Youtubers who cried nonstop about le silly hoooman drama because they desperately want to be taken seriously are completely out of touch. The CGI-heavy dinosaur action summer blockbuster doesn't need deep emotional human sob story drama, it needs dinosaur action.
you hear them saying they want more humans in transformers next.
Anonymous No.212425505
>>212413670 (OP)
>JURASSIC WORLD: REBIRTH OPENS WITH $318 MILLION WW
its no Anora, anon
Anonymous No.212425516
>>212425319
>watch hollywood slop
>see product placement
>REEEE
Besides the Snickers bar, it wasnt even that bad in this movie. Bayformers for example was worse.
Anonymous No.212425775 >>212425814 >>212426241 >>212426897
>>212424566
'14 is one of the best blockbusters of the 2000s
Anonymous No.212425782
>>212423337
these movies should be 1 dollar in the billion people countries imagine how many will go to see movies.
Anonymous No.212425814 >>212426124
>>212425775
What PS3 game is this?
Anonymous No.212425971
D. Rex more like G. Rex, fucking Gay Rex.
Anonymous No.212426043
>>212413670 (OP)
Saw it yesterday. It is aggressively okay. The rushed production is very evident
Anonymous No.212426094
>>212415309
>>212415417
best modern star wars story was solo story cause it didnt fuck up the force and gave fan service to actual star wars fans btw.
Anonymous No.212426100 >>212426203
>>212415309
>Edwards is responsible for: the best modern Godzilla movie
Neither Shin Godzilla nor Godzilla Minus One were directed by him though
Anonymous No.212426124 >>212426241
>>212425814
One of the last good looking CGI movies.
Anonymous No.212426127
>>212416348
go into your favourite online movie streamer pirate service and type "Jurassic" in the search bar, there are dozens of copy cat low budget movies about dinosaurs
Anonymous No.212426148
>>212414392
>Star Wars return will be big next year.
Anonymous No.212426203 >>212427882
>>212426100
>muh heckkin japanerinos!!!
Shin is terrible $10 budget slopshit :O
Minus One has anime-tier acting but real people.
Anonymous No.212426211
>>212420858
thankfully thats the dumbest part of the movie (not there there arent other dumb things). so if you can get over that its not so bad.
Anonymous No.212426224
>>212414213
This. Dominion made a billion and had hardly any dinosaurs.
Anonymous No.212426241 >>212426271
>>212425775
>>212426124
The creature scenes in this movie are indeed kino but Edwards' ability with showcasing scale and weight aren't really displayed in this new JW movie though. You get a few fun moments here and there but overall it's just your regular Jurassic fare. The most Edwards thing about the action is probably the designs of the mutant dinosaurs, the massive one at the end looks like a cross between a kaiju and a xenomorph
Anonymous No.212426271
>>212426241
>cross between a kaiju and a xenomorph
Penisourus Rex
Anonymous No.212426278
>>212415309
Normies don't even know Edward's retard. They see "Jurrasic Park, dinosaurs" and see it. Maybe some of them care about scar jo.
Anonymous No.212426344
someone explains
Anonymous No.212426402
>>212423332
Die Hard is better than the book it's based on. Blade Runner too but that ones arguable.
Anonymous No.212426426
>>212413729
Is it shilling if it's for free?
If I watch a random movie from 20 years ago and make a thread saying this movie is good, is it shilling?
Anonymous No.212426441
>>212415732
No. He was speaking pretty directly.
Anonymous No.212426449 >>212427295
>>212415309
The trailer editor made that Godzilla film successful, Edwards is a hack
Anonymous No.212426491 >>212430818
>>212416577
>live action
>land before time
retard
Anonymous No.212426507
>>212413670 (OP)
Still only seen the first 3 movies.
Anonymous No.212426523 >>212433881
I haven't seen anything since World, and won't be seeing this one.
Anonymous No.212426538
>>212413670 (OP)
People are low IQ, and idiots love slop.

/thread
Anonymous No.212426897 >>212427338
>>212425775
>Blueballs: The Motion Picture
Anonymous No.212427135
>>212423093
Don't think there's any raptors in the movie unless those things towards the end are supposed to be some
Anonymous No.212427274
The Mexican girl was hot
Anonymous No.212427295 >>212427990
>>212426449
mmm wrong
Anonymous No.212427338
>>212426897
>noooooo there wasnt enough heckin monster fighterino
>OKAY WELL WE WILL GIVE YOU EXACTLY THAT IN THE SEQUELS!!!
>every monsterverse movie that followed is much worse
Anonymous No.212427882 >>212433557
>>212426203
>muh effects
You need to be 18 to post on this board
Anonymous No.212427990
>>212427295
God I wish they had actually given Edwards time to properly plan out the set pieces for JW. Why the fuck did they shit the movie out in a year
Anonymous No.212427991 >>212428060 >>212428627 >>212430928 >>212433701
2014 Godzilla was the worst monsterverse movie lol
Barely any Godzilla in it and most of it was in the dark

KOTM blows it out of the water
Anonymous No.212428060 >>212433701
>>212427991
And the CGI still aged poorly despite it having the advantage of being in the dark lmao
Anonymous No.212428109 >>212428161 >>212428195 >>212428199 >>212428229
Is there any new dinosaur in this (aside from the dickhead rex)?
Anonymous No.212428161
>>212428109
>Is there any new dinosaur in this (aside from the dickhead rex)?
remember this savage from the first movie?
HE SHOWS UP!!
> sees a human,hisses.....
> then runs away
Anonymous No.212428192
>>212413670 (OP)
my friend dragged me to this even though i really had no interest. i was surprised how much i liked it. story and characters sucked but the set pieces were actually all good and the kills were surprisingly brutal. definitely better than all of the other jurassic world movies, which is a low bar to clear, but still a step in the right direction
Anonymous No.212428195
>>212428109
Velociraptors are replaced with chicken wings.
Anonymous No.212428199
>>212428109
Yeah there's a new made up flying one that we only see flying briefly and some bigger longnecks.
Also the returning dinos got redesigned so they half count.
Anonymous No.212428218
>>212415188
for normal people who don't have disney+, star wars hasn't existed for a few years
Anonymous No.212428229
>>212428109
Titanosaurus
frogadactyl
amphibian thing
dead Dunkleosteus
Mutadon
Anonymous No.212428250
Critical Cuckold BTFO
Anonymous No.212428317
i had to cover my daughter's eyes when the two longneck dinos were having sex
Anonymous No.212428439
>>212413741
>sir
FUCK YOU BENCHOD
Anonymous No.212428453
The message is clear. More lizard movies.
Anonymous No.212428510
>>212414881
Evolution is just a theory.
Anonymous No.212428537
>>212413670 (OP)
>how did Universal do it?
Their movies have universal appeal.
Anonymous No.212428551
>>212420847
>villains are white males
>good guys are the oppressed scaly monsters that only wish to go over the border (the park walls)
woah ... rly makes u think
Anonymous No.212428618
>>212414881
>actually thinks dinosaur hypothesis's are factual
they are dragons
Anonymous No.212428627 >>212429119
>>212427991
KOYM was woke trash.
Anonymous No.212428652
>>212413670 (OP)
its summer, people are bored, its a dinosaur movie with scarjo. add $40 movie tickets with inflation and easy 300 million. probably top out around 750.
Anonymous No.212428996 >>212429097
could dinos win like in the planet of the apes?

assume there is an ecosystem that could support them and they had some jurassic parkTM super giga brain evolution gene that helped them deal with humies
Anonymous No.212429097
>>212428996
They literally all died in the movie because muh climate warming
Anonymous No.212429119 >>212433769
>>212428627
Meds
Anonymous No.212429140
>>212421405
they all were, minus the main black guy unironically.
Anonymous No.212429191
>>212416612
More like Down-syndrome Rex, ima right lads
Anonymous No.212429900
>>212415104
so jewrnalists didn't get paid, huh?
Anonymous No.212430670
>>212423822
Lol no
Anonymous No.212430818
>>212426491
>live action REMAKE of land before time
Whats wrong you moron? I said what movies with dinos they could do.
Anonymous No.212430928
>>212427991
No it doesn't. The monster action is weightless CGI slop for the most part and the human segments are obnoxious, overbearing and manage to be even worse than the ones in 2014
Anonymous No.212431171
>>212413670 (OP)
These movies keep making huge openings because THERES NOTHING ELSE TO FUCKING WATCH
Anonymous No.212433557
>>212427882
Gooks overacting as hard as they can doesnt make a good godzilla movie
Anonymous No.212433694
>>212413670 (OP)
>how did Universal do it? What's their secret?
a fuckton of marketing and many youtubers running shill videos for their movie for months, restaurant promotions, commercials, basically everything with no expense spared to shill I've seen about a dozen youtubers make faggot dragon videos out of nowhere in the past month alone
Anonymous No.212433701
>>212427991
>>212428060
KOTM is by far the worst in the entire franchise.
The human characters in '14 were boring but in KOTM they're boring AND annoying. On top of that it looks absolutely dogshit.
Anonymous No.212433724
>>212413670 (OP)
>the Downsyndrome t-rex only shows up in the beginning and the last few minutes of the film- barely even does anything
>they insist on putting kids in these fucking movies even though they contribute absolutely nothing to the plot
>no big fight between any of the major dinos
>Scarlett Johanson
Anonymous No.212433756
>>212420858
3 people walked passed him holding this damn snickers bar in his mouth and no one said anything. This asshole would have been fired on the spot.
Anonymous No.212433769
>>212429119
it was. the story is literally about le climate change
Anonymous No.212433792
>>212424793
You sound gay
Anonymous No.212433881
>>212426523
But you watched the new Superman Slop and probably soifaced through the entire thing, sure ok
Anonymous No.212435323
>>212420847
the villain from rebirth was actually the snickers wrapper, it has a bigger body count than that orlando bloom clone guy.