How did they do it? How to train your Dragon also hit $516 million, how did Universal do it? What's their secret?

https://deadline.com/2025/07/jurassic-world-rebirth-opening-global-international-box-office-1236447891/

Jeets like OP who shill for free. That's Universal's secret

>>212413729
But I'm not indian sir

more slop for me to avoid. hope some of the money goes to fund real movies.

>>212413754
Yay

>>212413670 (OP)
Jurassic brand sells

If it was some other no name dino movie it would have flopped

>>212413670 (OP)
Dinoslop > capeslop.

>>212413670 (OP)
why is dinosaur fatigue not a thing?

>>212414294
Releasing a dino movie every 2-3 years compared to releasing a cape movie every 3-4 months does wonders. That's why Star Wars return will be big next year.

>>212413670 (OP)
Flop

>>212413670 (OP)
Means a hd release is even further out

>>212414294
Because dinosaur movies will rarely disappoint you even if they're bad.
>movie promises dinosaur
>movie delivers dinosaur
>dinosaur roars
>dinosaur eats people
>end of movie

>>212414704
even when the plot is really really dumb,I love watching dinosaurs eat people and I am never disappointed

>>212414653
No, its on august 15

>>212413670 (OP)
They market the shit out of it and kids live dinos. At my supermarket they have dino print stickers on the floors.

>>212414748
Wut

why are JP movies still so unrealistic?

>>212414849
During the pandemic Universal made a deal, movies that don't open with $50 million will have only a 17 day theatrical exclusive window, if they open eith $50 million then they get 31 days window in theaters then pvod

https://tv.apple.com/us/movie/jurassic-world-rebirth/umc.cmc.70puysxqi6jvumt17hpngqjbb?at=11lNwM&ct=dvd

>>212414881
T. rex didn’t have feathers, dipshit

>>212413670 (OP)
Maybe the critics were wrong and it's fun while appealing to a wide range of people. Isn't that a shock?

>>212413670 (OP)
box office mojo is showing rebortion at 80m domestic, so if it is over 300 global, which I find suspect, it's being carried by foreigners, perhaps jeets. bad sign of things to come when the hollyjew can start claiming success of mediocre sequelslop movies off of globojeet box offices.

>>212415012
Who was in the wrong here?

>>212414392
>That's why Star Wars return will be big next year.
they never stopped releasing slopwars tv shows.

>>212415104
"professional critics", like journalists, are always wrong and you don't hate them enough.

>>212415188
Sure, but return in theaters will be big

>>212413729
WBshill Gunnjeet projection. You spammed this site with 7+ threads daily on to lose

>>212413670 (OP)
People watch these movies because they want to see dinosaurs and normies know Edwards is responsible for: the best modern Godzilla movie and the best modern Star Wars movie, so they're willing to go to the cinemas.

All the critics and Youtubers who cried nonstop about le silly hoooman drama because they desperately want to be taken seriously are completely out of touch. The CGI-heavy dinosaur action summer blockbuster doesn't need deep emotional human sob story drama, it needs dinosaur action.

>>212414881
chink falseflag. Dinos are not chickens

>>212415309
>Edwards is responsible for
>the best modern Star Wars movie
Why do you lie?

>>212415417
> Shillroy
Andor ruins Rogue One, Rogue One is better without Spicdor space jew commies

>>212415468
Cope

>>212415417
Andor is not a movie.

>>212415943
Gilroy saved rigue one

>>212413670 (OP)
Scarjo is a draw. Dinos are a draw. Fun adventure schlock for kids and adults to enjoy during the summer. Nothing more to it.

>>212415943
Fag

>>212416021
You fags said it will flop

>dinosaurs keep making bank from this slop
>somehow nobody else ever bothers with anything dinosaur related

I can smell the disneyjeet seethe in the thread

Dinoslop WON btw. The marketing campaign to shit on this movie FAILED

>>212415965
wrong

>>212414704
>>212414730
Thing is that every single dino scene in this movie was good. I didn't care about the dumb plot and nobody characters because it just kept moving from setpiece to setpiece. I don't get where all the ire for this shit comes from. It delivered on actual dinos better than the previous three films.

>>212416348
65 flopped

Jurassic brand sells

Though a high budget dinotopia movie or live action remake of land before time might make money

yeah now everyone is jumping on the dinotrain while a few hours ago we had some retard complaining about the depraved rex size change between shots. /tv/ home of turncoats

>D-rex
the D stands for disappointment

>>212414881
the parks very clearly talk about giving the people want they want. people want scalie dinosaurs, so they make scalie dinosaurs.

>>212416577
>the most successful King Kong movie in domestic box office is the one where he fights a T-Rex
its a winning formula

>>212416608
/tv/ always said JW will make $1 billion

>>212416348
It'd because Jurassic Park is a strong brand that will buttfuck any competitor who tries imitating it. Dinosaurs aren't popular. The Jurassic Park version of dinosaurs are popular. And they only come with Jurassic Park.

>>212416654
Transformers The Last Knight had a T Rex robot and it flopped

>>212416729
>robot
theres ya problem

>>212416693
oh, it's (you)

>>212416826
Age of extinction made a billion

>>212413670 (OP)
Kino

>>212414881
Feathers are gay and reddit.

>>212413670 (OP)
BOMB

Dinos are lovable and a commercial succes, it's a pretty simple formula. Expect 20 more Jurassic World movies comming, 1 movie every 2 years at least, plus spin-offs and such, let's say, Triassic park or some shit.

>>212416255
I never said that. I always said Scarjo makes money.

>>212418043
theyre making a kids universal park in texas and there is a camp cretaceous ride

>>212418074
That's why black widow and ghost in the shell flopped

>>212418107
Everyone loves dinos, that's why these movies never fail, they're a safe bet.

>>212418156
no they didn't

>>212414881
Jurassic World would have flopped if they added feathers to dinosaurs.

>>212416418
Disneysisters…. Did we just lose?

>>212418043
i want Permian kino

>>212418256
But they flopped

>>212415104
It's the definition of a summer blockbuster. Story will be meh, but the entertainment is there

>>212415294
Keep coping, consoomercuck. You and your smelly hordes have been outed

>>212413670 (OP)
I'm shocked scarjo just shot the flying raptor to death. I thought humans weren't allowed to kill dinosaurs in these movies

>>212419048
That’s why they invented dino abominations

>>212413670 (OP)
Kino poster

>>212419048
Bro they were lighting raptors up with rocket launchers in Jurassic World. Also props to this movie for being the first one to completely ignore the raptors for once.

>>212413670 (OP)
Flop flop. Flop

>>212413670 (OP)
>no feathers
Hard pass

bible innaccurate dinos

Is a greedy capitalist fucks everything up a plot point in all these movies? I think it is, but I can't remember them all.

>>212420804
This time it's big pharma, surpeised they did that after the pandemic

>>212420804
Yes.

entire movie is premised off of bringing a foreign object into a CLEAN sterile sector.
GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK
immersion ruined in the first 3 minutes
cannot watch

>>212413670 (OP)
Dinosaurs and dragons are cool. No one gives a shit about seething critics trying to peddle disney's latest shite

>>212420804
>movie only includes genetically engineered dinos because generic dinos can't be trademarked like their oiginal ones
how about a look inward you hypocrite fucks

>>212420858
>cannot watch
wat

>>212420908
I did not think about that, Universal can't trademark dinosaurs

>>212413670 (OP)
How the fuck are they gonna do a sequel to this? Will D Rex return? They did no set up...

>>212420858
>immersion ruined in the first 3 minutes
> "I'm SpecOps" (works at le spooky Blackwater XE)
its the same rebdit sarcasm dialogue from every character

>>212415309
>normies
Unless you're a hermitt or at least millionaire, you're a normie too.

BEST BOY CONFIRMED

this bitch character is insufferable

> 38 minutes in to the movie
> counted 9 product placements
deeper than an Adam Sandler movie

>>212420991
“We need to go back and get a sample from the d rex to kickstart a cure for orchitis”

>>212421224
I wonder how he would taste

>>212420961
They didn’t even have the time to present a mutadon concept to Mattel and that’s why there are no toys of that thing yet. Look Batman and Robin detectives extraordinaire of my ass, the Jurassic brands is enough to make shitloads of money

>>212421598
>product placements

>>212422575
>Be non american
>Dont even know what those mints are
>Just thought it was a dumb awkward gag
>Didnt even realize it was an egregious product placement

why do people lose their minds about these films and shit their pants? big dino go chomp chomp = cool as heck

Idiots say the movie needs 500 millions to break even when they already made double that money with product placement and toy rights. Dinos keep winning

>>212420858
and a shitty system with no back up safety measures. why do they even keep him in a room with a door big enough for him to exit through?

>>212421598
>walk into my kitchen
>product placement in every cupboard
sickening

>>212422939
>>212420858
its a movie set, dinos arent real

>>212416525
also they don't use the iconic dinos as nostalgia bait like in the JW movies. the t rex scene is very tense where in JW it's just there to make the same roaring pose it did in the first movie. every dino scene has a purpose to move the plot forward and they really avoided reusing dinos in the same scenes as previous films

the only shit part about the dinos was that the mutant ones weren't any more scary or deadly than the normal raptors or rexes. they could've easily just replaced the mutadons with raptors and the D Rex with T Rex and literally nothing would've changed

>>212422933
>big dino go chomp chomp = cool as heck
Gooooooddd mornnninngg saaaaaaars!

does this film still have raptor dog human's best friend shit? that shit was hella gay. raptors are hella gay and lame.

why did they remove the rapetors from the trailer?

>>212423093
no, the movie has zero "dinosaurs are endangered species we have to protect!!!" shit from jurassic world

>>212422994
They arent dinos and they explained where they came from, so they are very much real in their world. Doesnt mean logic suddenly doesnt matter.

>>212423081
GOOOOD MOOORNIIIING SIR!

>>212423116
based, gonna throw it on methinks

your elite crack commando squad is comprised of
> 1 woman
> 1 lesbian
> 2 niggers
> 1 foreign bloke
no wonder they screwed up
I wouldn't trust that to mow my fucking lawn
oh....
MUH GIRL BOSS THAT LIFTS GROWN MEN TO SAVE THE DAY

>>212416525
Because I never gave a shit about these movies purely for the dinosaurs. If I did I’d just watch a documentary or walking with dinosaurs or something. The first Jurassic park movie is the only good one because it actually has something to say, and the dinosaurs are in use of the themes of the movie. The two books were better anyway.

>>212423157
$318 million WW.
Cope.

>>212422981
>>product placement in every cupboard
dinosaur chickens attacking
.....better remind the audience what is at the concession stand

>>212423168
>the books were better
Reddit is that way friend

man, its hot out
anyone thirsty for a
> HEINEKEN SILVER

>>212423252
There has not ever been a movie adaptation of a book that has been better than the book, ever.

>>212413670 (OP)
Saar we will redeem the dino saurs and the beautiful white bloody bitch Scarlett

>>212423290
Lol, this movie probably didn't even need any box office money, most likely already got covered with the advertisers money

>>212423290
CHICKEN DINO GOT YOU PARCHED?
how bout a nice cold
> DR PEPPER

>>212423332
>what are jaws and Jurassic park

>>212423337
>phone filename
GOOD MOOOORNIIIIIIIIIING'S SIIIIR

>>212423332
>There has not ever been a movie adaptation of a book that has been better than the book, ever.

>be at an amusement park for goylems
>be surprised it's full of Products

>>212413670 (OP)
And so, capeshit's fate is sealed

>>212423231
>>212423290
>>212423387
Am i the only one that didnt even notice any of these? The only one I saw was the fucking Snickers bar.

Chicken Dino is hunting you down
he is so hungry!!!
if only he had
> LAY'S CHIPS AND ASSORTED SNACKS
to curb his appetite

>>212413670 (OP)
I genuinely think the commercials looked pretty cool.

>>212423464
>Am i the only one that didnt even notice any of these?
its okay,anon
don't notice, just buy
(wait a minute, you bought tickets to a THEATER showing???)
lmao

>>212423231
>>212423466
Its a convenience store. Did you expect them to make up multiple fake products for it?
>>212423499
Nah i saw a shitty camrip.

>>212423168
The first movie is a well done sci-fi film about the perils of human hubris that illustrates and resolves its point in one go. The dinosaurs were always window dressing and for better or worse proved to be Hollywood blockbuster catnip. Ditto the book. Also, no, the book is awful and Crichton sucks dick as a writer. Spielberg was an improvement.

>>212423332
All Cormac McCarthy and Stephen King adaptations are better than their source material.

>>212423464
americans worship brands

>>212423627
Makes sense that is all you would see as an American instead of paying attention to the dinos.

NOOOOO STOP BUYING THINGS

>>212423068
Yeah agreed. Mutant dino wasn't needed at all. The island could have been a place for dinosaurs that proved to be too aggressive with their genetic engineering. That way they could use more carnivores and have an in-script reason why the dinosaurs tend to act like serial killer psychopaths. For the raptors it made sense, but every other dino acting that way was always silly. They acted more beastial in this one, besides mosaurus who REALLY hated Scarjo and wanted to eat her tits, but overall I thought that part was an improvement. The dinosaurs mostly just acted like pissed off animals. The rex scene was particularly good for this.

>>212413670 (OP)
amazing sir i will redeem the ticket

>>212423534
>Its a convenience store.
i'm sure that was just a coincidence

>>212413670 (OP)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BLOODY BASTARD BITCH THAT MONEY IS FOR SUPERKEK BY JAMES GUNN
DO NOT REDEEM THE BOX OFFICE, SAAAAAAAAAAAR

>>212423671
>the dinos.
the Rankor from Star Wars was not an actual 'dinosaur'

>>212413670 (OP)
>Five days, <$150M domestic
They were forecasting ~$250M domestic at this point, same numbers Jurassic World pulled (before you account for inflation).

>>212423965
>they were forecasting 250 million
Me when I pull shit out of my asshole

>>212423337
>Dinosaars

>>212423534
>Did you expect them to make up multiple fake products for it?
It's a convenience store that would have been run by InGen. In this universe I expect it to be stocked entirely with expired InGen brand snack foods.

>>212423848
Pay attention zoomie. They were dinosaurs in all those screenshots.

>>212423671
>>212423627
>>212423534
>Did you expect them to make up multiple fake products for it?
they DID....
except for very specific scenes


o boy ....this film aimed at midwits and children just HAPPENED to climax its extended finale in the
> TOY DEPARTMENT

LOL - at the adopted baby dino. Everyone thought it's distress calls would've brought the herd to save the humans.
NOPE! it was just an adorable plot device like ET to constantly snack on name brand treats

>>212422575
>Hey, I'm sorry we got stuck on this dinosaur-filled island death-trap. Do you want a Curiously Strong™ Altoids® wintergreen mint?
This was such a clunky line.

>>212424121
>dinosaurs
the McChickenasaurus

>>212424021
>In this universe I expect it to be stocked entirely with expired InGen brand snack foods.
Why? This makes even less sense when they are a genetics company.

>>212423534
>Its a merch store. Did you expect them to make up multiple fake products for it?

Chuds always lose

>>212424166
Thats not the D-Rex.

>>212421077
I know, i very much enjoy all Edwards flicks and all the Jurassic movies are nice and entertaining (except for Dominion).

>>212424200
That was all real merch you could buy irl

>AHHHHH IS THAT A PACKET OF CHIPS??? I AM LITERALLY GOING INSANE!!!!

>>212424189
>>In this universe I expect it to be stocked entirely with expired InGen brand snack foods.
>Why?
look at these FAKE products they filled the shelves with. It wasn't until the scene gets heightened for a close up do they draw your attention to the shelf full of DORITOS brand snack chips

>>212413670 (OP)
>rebirth
There's no secret, it's a good movie to start with.

>>212423231
>character in movie goes into store
>theyre showing a snickers
>OMFGGGGGG PRODUCT PLACEMENT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS MOVIE FUCKING SUCKS THEY SHOWED A FOOD BRAND IN THE FOOD STORE AHRGFGSGHSD!!!

>>212424200
Why would they sell Jurassic Park merch for consumers at their research site?

>>212424189
>Why? This makes even less sense when they are a genetics company.
they have the High Fructose Corn Syrup market

>>212424200
bro those are Dakin brand plushes sold at the time. They made a fuckin' prop out of product placement with Barbasol. Where were you in the last thirty years?

>be anon
>hate product placement
>so instead of enjoying a film i will always actively look for product placement in every piece of media
>i will then screenshot the product placement and post it online, advertising the brands to even more people

>>212424260
guy is melting for no reasons like that other bastard who keeps posting d-rex size charts

>>212424304
> Dr Pepper cooler saves the girl
> Lays /Doritos saves the family
> Heineken seals the business deal
> Altoid mints provide anxiety relief to the protagonist
> Snickers bar hangry initiates the dino rampage
> KFC chicken poppers EXTRA CRISPY is what our heroes eat right after being rescued

It was painful watching super predators awkwardly flail around and fail to catch an 8 year old girl. The dinosaurs were a joke in this movie. They just kind of hover around the main cast.

>>212424377
picrel. indian campaign to promote film in panic mode

>>212423068
>they could've easily just replaced the mutadons with raptors
The earlier trailers had the backdrop of the mutadon scenes and someone saying something about raptors. Seems that the raptors were replaced by the mutadons and it literally changed nothing like you said.

>>212424189
Because it fits the theme of them being a scummy company that tries to save or make a buck wherever it can. This is the company that wanted to breed stunted toy breeds of dinosaurs for bored rich kids that would starve to death unless they eat overpriced premium brand InGen dino kibble; it'd be completely fitting for InGen to have company stores that only sell company brands at all their facilities.

>>212423464
>Am i the only one that didnt even notice any of these?
"whoa....there were black people in 'Malcom X', i didn't even notice any of these"

>>212415309
It does such a bad job you root for the dinosaurs. God I hated that Mexican family so much.

>>212424463
The movie is succeeding anon

>>212424529
>you root for the dinosaurs
people didnt before?

>>212415309
>Edwards is responsible for: the best modern Godzilla movie and the best modern Star Wars movie
That's like claiming responsibility for the best looking cowpie.

>>212424529
>I hated that Mexican family so much.
same
>>212424536
>The movie is succeeding
dont care

>>212424504
>Day 156 working on remote InGen research facility
>Time to buy another InGen dinosaur plushy
Your autistic headcanon fucking sucks.

>>212413670 (OP)
>Scarjo tits and dinos
I would watch this over Superfag too

I loved the woman screaming bloody murder two feet away from the D-Rex but for some reason it only cares about the black guy much further away because he's holding a flare. How tense.

>the dinosaurs in this movie arent even scar- OH MY FUCKING GOD IS THAT A PACKET OF LAYS SOUR CREAM AND CHIVES CHIPS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>212424611
>Day 156 working on remote InGen research facility
>I'm hungry, guess I'll use some of the scrip InGen gives me in lieu of my originally quoted benefits to buy some shitty snacks from the DinoStore™. Man, this contract fucking blows.

>>212424509
>>212424463
>>212424583
anti shill hired by amazon

>>212414392
But dino movies are way more repetitive, there's not much you can do with them, just like zombies, it gets old fast

>sirs look! product placement! aaaaaaa sir this ruin the watching of the bloody movie if you see snickers bitch yes? fuck benchodsaurus rex! yes watch Superman sirs inspired by bollywood go pay ticket now sirs!

>white pharmaceutical corp guy makes a vague offer
>just get 3 different mega dino blood samples and we can stop all heart issues in humans
>have a handshake agreement for deadly mission with small chance for survival
>don’t even know if he was telling the truth
>decide to screw him over for a retarded altruistic reason
>dont even know how to convert the Dino blood into heart medicine
>dont even know if that was the real reason they were there
>decide to forgo 20 million dollars for no real reason

Also

>retard single dad takes his daughters on a cross ocean sailboat trip near the equator
>in a illegal area as dictated by all of the governments in the world
>gets cucked by his daughters boyfriend multiple times
>always puts his daughters in danger and never attempts to save them
>doesn’t even attempt to keep his children safe or in his eyesight
>allows his youngest daughter to bring a baby dinosaur with them back home even though it was explicitly stated they can’t live in human populated climate
>retard teenage daughter blames white capitalist man for trying to kill her because he didn’t do anything to help her
>even though her dad did this multiple times to both her and her sister during the entire movie

This movie was total retard kino

>>212424726
jeesh, we got Michael Kripton here!

>>212424726
Its time to stop posting anon

> day 160 at InGen research island
> I'm on a supply auxillary rotation. We have a big restocking shipment from PepsiCo. All hands on deck to ensure the shelves are full at the commissary

autistic schizo thread

>>212423464
It was noticeable, but at least Altoids was the only one that happened more than once and the rest were only for a second. Nowhere near something like Madame Web where half of the scenes show someone drinking a Pepsi with the logo facing the camera.

bro discovers product placement in movies: the thread

>>212424909
>Altruism
>retarded

>>212413670 (OP)
fucking retards in america spending money like monkeys

>>212425377
>lets open source the Dino blood even though we have no fucking idea what to do with it
Yes

>>212415309
>All the critics and Youtubers who cried nonstop about le silly hoooman drama because they desperately want to be taken seriously are completely out of touch. The CGI-heavy dinosaur action summer blockbuster doesn't need deep emotional human sob story drama, it needs dinosaur action.
you hear them saying they want more humans in transformers next.

>>212413670 (OP)
>JURASSIC WORLD: REBIRTH OPENS WITH $318 MILLION WW
its no Anora, anon

>>212425319
>watch hollywood slop
>see product placement
>REEEE
Besides the Snickers bar, it wasnt even that bad in this movie. Bayformers for example was worse.

>>212424566
'14 is one of the best blockbusters of the 2000s

>>212423337
these movies should be 1 dollar in the billion people countries imagine how many will go to see movies.

>>212425775
What PS3 game is this?

D. Rex more like G. Rex, fucking Gay Rex.

>>212413670 (OP)
Saw it yesterday. It is aggressively okay. The rushed production is very evident

>>212415309
>>212415417
best modern star wars story was solo story cause it didnt fuck up the force and gave fan service to actual star wars fans btw.

>>212415309
>Edwards is responsible for: the best modern Godzilla movie
Neither Shin Godzilla nor Godzilla Minus One were directed by him though

>>212425814
One of the last good looking CGI movies.

>>212416348
go into your favourite online movie streamer pirate service and type "Jurassic" in the search bar, there are dozens of copy cat low budget movies about dinosaurs

>>212414392
>Star Wars return will be big next year.

>>212426100
>muh heckkin japanerinos!!!
Shin is terrible $10 budget slopshit :O
Minus One has anime-tier acting but real people.

>>212420858
thankfully thats the dumbest part of the movie (not there there arent other dumb things). so if you can get over that its not so bad.

>>212414213
This. Dominion made a billion and had hardly any dinosaurs.

>>212425775
>>212426124
The creature scenes in this movie are indeed kino but Edwards' ability with showcasing scale and weight aren't really displayed in this new JW movie though. You get a few fun moments here and there but overall it's just your regular Jurassic fare. The most Edwards thing about the action is probably the designs of the mutant dinosaurs, the massive one at the end looks like a cross between a kaiju and a xenomorph

>>212426241
>cross between a kaiju and a xenomorph
Penisourus Rex

>>212415309
Normies don't even know Edward's retard. They see "Jurrasic Park, dinosaurs" and see it. Maybe some of them care about scar jo.

someone explains

>>212423332
Die Hard is better than the book it's based on. Blade Runner too but that ones arguable.

>>212413729
Is it shilling if it's for free?
If I watch a random movie from 20 years ago and make a thread saying this movie is good, is it shilling?

>>212415732
No. He was speaking pretty directly.

>>212415309
The trailer editor made that Godzilla film successful, Edwards is a hack

>>212416577
>live action
>land before time
retard

>>212413670 (OP)
Still only seen the first 3 movies.

I haven't seen anything since World, and won't be seeing this one.

>>212413670 (OP)
People are low IQ, and idiots love slop.

/thread

>>212425775
>Blueballs: The Motion Picture

>>212423093
Don't think there's any raptors in the movie unless those things towards the end are supposed to be some

The Mexican girl was hot

>>212426449
mmm wrong

>>212426897
>noooooo there wasnt enough heckin monster fighterino
>OKAY WELL WE WILL GIVE YOU EXACTLY THAT IN THE SEQUELS!!!
>every monsterverse movie that followed is much worse

>>212426203
>muh effects
You need to be 18 to post on this board

>>212427295
God I wish they had actually given Edwards time to properly plan out the set pieces for JW. Why the fuck did they shit the movie out in a year

2014 Godzilla was the worst monsterverse movie lol
Barely any Godzilla in it and most of it was in the dark

KOTM blows it out of the water

>>212427991
And the CGI still aged poorly despite it having the advantage of being in the dark lmao

Is there any new dinosaur in this (aside from the dickhead rex)?

>>212428109
>Is there any new dinosaur in this (aside from the dickhead rex)?
remember this savage from the first movie?
HE SHOWS UP!!
> sees a human,hisses.....
> then runs away

>>212413670 (OP)
my friend dragged me to this even though i really had no interest. i was surprised how much i liked it. story and characters sucked but the set pieces were actually all good and the kills were surprisingly brutal. definitely better than all of the other jurassic world movies, which is a low bar to clear, but still a step in the right direction

>>212428109
Velociraptors are replaced with chicken wings.

>>212428109
Yeah there's a new made up flying one that we only see flying briefly and some bigger longnecks.
Also the returning dinos got redesigned so they half count.

>>212415188
for normal people who don't have disney+, star wars hasn't existed for a few years

>>212428109
Titanosaurus
frogadactyl
amphibian thing
dead Dunkleosteus
Mutadon

Critical Cuckold BTFO

i had to cover my daughter's eyes when the two longneck dinos were having sex

>>212413741
>sir
FUCK YOU BENCHOD

The message is clear. More lizard movies.

>>212414881
Evolution is just a theory.

>>212413670 (OP)
>how did Universal do it?
Their movies have universal appeal.

>>212420847
>villains are white males
>good guys are the oppressed scaly monsters that only wish to go over the border (the park walls)
woah ... rly makes u think

>>212414881
>actually thinks dinosaur hypothesis's are factual
they are dragons

>>212427991
KOYM was woke trash.

>>212413670 (OP)
its summer, people are bored, its a dinosaur movie with scarjo. add $40 movie tickets with inflation and easy 300 million. probably top out around 750.

could dinos win like in the planet of the apes?

assume there is an ecosystem that could support them and they had some jurassic parkTM super giga brain evolution gene that helped them deal with humies

>>212428996
They literally all died in the movie because muh climate warming

>>212428627
Meds

>>212421405
they all were, minus the main black guy unironically.

>>212416612
More like Down-syndrome Rex, ima right lads

>>212415104
so jewrnalists didn't get paid, huh?

>>212423822
Lol no

>>212426491
>live action REMAKE of land before time
Whats wrong you moron? I said what movies with dinos they could do.

>>212427991
No it doesn't. The monster action is weightless CGI slop for the most part and the human segments are obnoxious, overbearing and manage to be even worse than the ones in 2014

>>212413670 (OP)
These movies keep making huge openings because THERES NOTHING ELSE TO FUCKING WATCH

>>212427882
Gooks overacting as hard as they can doesnt make a good godzilla movie

>>212413670 (OP)
>how did Universal do it? What's their secret?
a fuckton of marketing and many youtubers running shill videos for their movie for months, restaurant promotions, commercials, basically everything with no expense spared to shill I've seen about a dozen youtubers make faggot dragon videos out of nowhere in the past month alone

>>212427991
>>212428060
KOTM is by far the worst in the entire franchise.
The human characters in '14 were boring but in KOTM they're boring AND annoying. On top of that it looks absolutely dogshit.

>>212413670 (OP)
>the Downsyndrome t-rex only shows up in the beginning and the last few minutes of the film- barely even does anything
>they insist on putting kids in these fucking movies even though they contribute absolutely nothing to the plot
>no big fight between any of the major dinos
>Scarlett Johanson

>>212420858
3 people walked passed him holding this damn snickers bar in his mouth and no one said anything. This asshole would have been fired on the spot.

>>212429119
it was. the story is literally about le climate change

>>212424793
You sound gay

>>212426523
But you watched the new Superman Slop and probably soifaced through the entire thing, sure ok

>>212420847
the villain from rebirth was actually the snickers wrapper, it has a bigger body count than that orlando bloom clone guy.