Thread 212415478

Anyone excited for Spartacus House of Ashur? Just me?

>>212415478 (OP)
>Claudia Black is getting old
>Get a young version of her to get naked for the show instead
Based?

>>212415517
>Claudia Black is getting old
I know, isn't it great. If she doesn't get naked along with the girl on the left then it won't be worth watching.

>>212415478 (OP)

Ashur was a decent scumbag piece of shit little rat fuck of a character, but I’m in no way excited to see him as the lead in anything. I just want to see him suffer and have his balls ripped off.

>>212415478 (OP)
if we had stupid crazy shit like cesar being raped by crasus's son I will watch for the lulz

>>212415478 (OP)
This looks like AI upscaled trash

>>212415888
at the very least they are not jedi or wood elves,their clothes look fancy and new because they are highborn and it makes sense for once.

>>212415478 (OP)
If this show doesn't have nudity, I'm going to do something reckless.

>>212416186
It will

>>212416186
I don't watch shows with nudity in them

>>212416599
>brown eunuch

>>212416186
Don't worry, there' be plenty of penises flopping around but no vag and hardly any tits.

>>212415478 (OP)
And what of good Solonius?

>>212415478 (OP)

Why do this alternate reality What If comic book madness? Just tell other stories set in the Servile wars setting you fucking retards!

>>212417822
Because they want to recapture that Blood & Sand/Gods of the Arena vibe, set around the ludus in Capua, with lots of gladiator fighting and Roman politicking and backstabbing. Vengeance and War of the Damned inevitably moved to a war setting, with this alt history they can go where they want as it's not bound to the slave rebellion.

>>212415478 (OP)
>Every episode, every season of this House of Ashur bears the mark of slop!

>>212415478 (OP)
What do people even want out of a Spartacus legacy sequel anyway?

>>212418100
it's an alternate ending rather than a sequel

>>212415478 (OP)
I will now watch your show.

>>212415478 (OP)
I'm a bit repulsed by the female gladiators, but i'm still going to watch it depending on the /tv/ threads about it once it's out.

>>212418230
>anon is afraid women are stronger than him
pathetic

>>212415478 (OP)
Isn't Ashur dead? How does this fit in the timeline?

>>212420285
>somehow Ashur returned

>>212415478 (OP)
>ashur
I swear this is going to turn out to be a thinly veiled incitement for total syrian death

>>212420285
It's a "what if..." story. Its not part of the canon story from the rest of the series.

>alternative timline
Just do a prequel with Batiatus' father or whatever. Even get the same actor to play his father.

>female gladiators
lol
>fighting against male gladiators
FUCKING LMAO

>>212420144
kill yourself

>>212415478 (OP)
My only narrow hope is that Claudia Black will go full Xena and do full frontal.

>>212420550
Top ten things the Roman conscripts said before Boudica chopped their heads off.

>>212420767
Lmao, you showed him!

>>212415478 (OP)
It's gonna be woke so no

How did Ashur survive? He is literally decapitated on screen.

>>212421638
>cast is full of beautiful women who will all be naked
???

>>212421638
finkism is dead and 4chan killed it

>>212421895
He didn't. This is explicitly an alternate ending where he receives the ludus as he was promised.

>>212422062
>who will all be naked
Source?

Couldn't finish the first season. Had to stop every five minutes and masturbate. What did I miss? Give me a summary of what happens please.

>>212422392
No. Watch them.

>>212415478 (OP)
it's a very outlandish decision to bring back the series this way but fuck it, ludus setting & ashur sounds like fun, will probably be better than most of the slop that comes out now

>>212415478 (OP)
Can't fucking wait. Here's the new Doctore

>>212420767
Boudica was a worthless retard who massacred a bunch of innocent civilians then jobbed to a Roman army 10x smaller than her own because her typical femoid shaming tactic of arranging all the family wagons at the rear of the army to 'encourage' the men to charge forwards meant they had no room to retreat and got slaughtered to the last.
>held up as a symbol of stronk feminism
>used traditional gender role shaming tactics to encourage men (and only men) to fight
Women haven't changed at all.

>>212415478 (OP)
this looks AI generated

No Gannicus no watch.

>>212422871
probably upscaled

>>212415663
Dollar store Monica Bellucci

>>212422713
>Mr. Producer Sir, our script calls for a big barbaric stereotypical Scottish man, who should we get?
>Graham McTavish is already in the waiting room for the audition.

>>212422713
Why is Ashur so skinny? I know time has passed but he was sta bbuono, like, buff

This is my favorite gay porn

>>212423065
guess we'll have to watch to find out.

>>212423085
>show's full of tits and cunt
>all he can think about is spreading ass for chad gladiator cock

Do incels really complain about realism in a Stars TV show?

>>212425367
I wouldn't mind female gladiators if they were topless like these guys are. What's with the modern dress code sexual morality being projected into ancient Rome???

>>212422855
she's definitely going nude right?

>>212425778
There were multiple long scenes with tits out in the first series of this show, have a little fucking faith you Thracian dog.

>>212425932
She got topless in some movie a month or two ago, so i'd assume yes.
Not sure how her bolt-on tits will be explained, though...

>>212425932
im literally gonna tear my dick off if she goes naked

>>212420767
Before the big battle the roman general who fought boudica actually gave a speech about how shes just a woman and doesnt know what shes doing and they are going to destroy her and then they did.

Hollywood is missing an opportunity not to do a boudica movie imo. You have the strong woman character who is righteous in her rebellion vey sympathetic character who then terrorizes the romans and maybe takes it too far torturing them etc, then and the evil roman general who is a coward and ran away and ends up killing himself when the courageous and charismatic general comes and saves the day by buthering boudica and her followers in a battle they are outnumbered like 10 to 1.

>>212415478 (OP)
>>212420357
>of all characters to have the "somehow he has returned" moment, it's Ashur
I get that its apparently a what if scenario, but I'm just surprised they wanted to go with Ashur for something like this. Ashur was and is a known rat fuck, I'm not sure I want to see him succeed at all.

>>212426013
I saw the short trailer and there's a female gladiator doing a flip over another gladiator with a leather bra on or some shit.

>>212426120
They won't.

No batiatus, no solonius, no watch

>>212426120
The explanation will be simple: "lol"

It's not Game of Thrones where they had to ask for disclosure of any augmentation during auditions to screen them out.

>>212415478 (OP)
this looks ai generated

>>212415888
This. It don’t look Christian

>>212426750
>leather bra
Sounds like something that could be easily be cut off in the middle of a fight desu

>>212415663
Grim, still would though

>>212427091
>>212426120
I feel certain that there were cast members in the original show that had fake tits. And then all the porn extras surely did.

>>212427489
she's 52

Maybe, honestly that promo image looks pretty cheap.

What exactly is this show anyways? I loved Spartacus but Ashur is supposed to be dead, so is this an alternate ending or something?His head literally got chopped off by the black chick, naevia or whatever she was called.

>>212427869
It's an alternate ending what if story where Ashur received the ludus as promised, more or less going for the Blood & Sand/Gods of the Arena setup, but without any Spartacus

>>212428546
I love it. It was always bullshit that Ashur went out that way. He was a sympathetic character that was always shit on and treated terribly. Which makes him perfect for this. He'll be the outsider, low class, upstart. The other lanistas will plot to kill him off and take his stuff while he schemes to secure his place. Hope he finds a super hot wife too

>>212427869
The Gods take pity on Ashur and re-attach his head.

>>212426418
Maybe it could be a tv show but narratively it doesnt work as a movie

Spartacus...that is not my name. I shall finally hear it again.

For me it was Mira

>>212429090
She had some perfect tits

>>212422855
>based Ashur and slave girl Ivana
This show was made for me personally

>>212429244
I really liked Gaia. Hate seeing what happens in the prequel

>>212420767
>Boudica

>>212429244
OG Naevia to recast was such a colossal downgrade

>>212415478 (OP)
This looks like some upscaled AIslop, why would you post it?

>>212429244
and we got to see em all naked

>>212429244

Now that the sand has settled. What the fuck was her problem?

>>212429517
Except my lovely Aurelia

>>212415478 (OP)
>had every opportunity to do the next series following Caesar
>instead you bring a dead character back and his entire plotline revolves around changing history to bring in female gladiators
>oh and by the way of course they are just as tough as the men somehow
House of Girlbosses should have came out in like 2020. Is that where DeKnight is stuck at?

>>212432362
This is not Rome, stupid fucker. And you whined endlessly how you hated every season outside the Ludus. So yeah, they're going to find a way to go back into the Ludus. You don't have to watch, bitch.

>>212432718
I would love to watch though. Just didn't want it to be about le strong women like everything else is these days.