>9 threads about the new Superman movie up at the same time
Holy cope. You can smell the fear.
Chuds are absolutely melting down over this movie and it’s hilarious. They know it’s going to be massive. They know it's going to make billions. And they know it’s going to bury the Snyderverse once and for all, because they’re the reason it’s dead in the first place.
Never forget: it was you schizos who got James Gunn "canceled" for like 12 hours over decade-old edgelord tweets. Disney drops him, and DC immediately scoops him up. Fast forward and boom - Gunn is now the architect of the entire DC universe. Bravo. Genius move.
You killed your own messiah and handed the keys to the guy you screeched about on Twitter for weeks. And now you're frothing at the mouth because his Superman doesn't look like he's about to snap someone's neck in slow-mo.
This movie is going to destroy the incelchud psyche. Bright colors? Hopeful tone? No Christ imagery? Actual acting? They’re terrified. That’s why every other thread is some desperate cope about “woke” casting or “Gunn is ruining DC!!” rants from people who unironically think Man of Steel is a masterpiece.
You paved the way for this. You handed him the cape. Now lie in the ashes of the Snyderverse and seethe.
Holy cope. You can smell the fear.
Chuds are absolutely melting down over this movie and it’s hilarious. They know it’s going to be massive. They know it's going to make billions. And they know it’s going to bury the Snyderverse once and for all, because they’re the reason it’s dead in the first place.
Never forget: it was you schizos who got James Gunn "canceled" for like 12 hours over decade-old edgelord tweets. Disney drops him, and DC immediately scoops him up. Fast forward and boom - Gunn is now the architect of the entire DC universe. Bravo. Genius move.
You killed your own messiah and handed the keys to the guy you screeched about on Twitter for weeks. And now you're frothing at the mouth because his Superman doesn't look like he's about to snap someone's neck in slow-mo.
This movie is going to destroy the incelchud psyche. Bright colors? Hopeful tone? No Christ imagery? Actual acting? They’re terrified. That’s why every other thread is some desperate cope about “woke” casting or “Gunn is ruining DC!!” rants from people who unironically think Man of Steel is a masterpiece.
You paved the way for this. You handed him the cape. Now lie in the ashes of the Snyderverse and seethe.
